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12 hours ago

[ Group - Galar Pokemon League ]



galar champion (Leon): wAKE UP KINGS AND QUEENS

galar champion (Leon): GUESS WHOS LIL BRO IS STARTIG HS GYM CHALEENGE 2DAY

galar champion (Leon): *CHALLENGE

galar champion (Leon): IM H

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): its 6am in the morning u himbo 

 

galar champion (Leon): so

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ur train isnt until 8am tf

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Congratulations, Leon.

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Give your brother my best regards. I’m looking forward to battle with him.

 

galar champion (Leon): thx bea ur the best

galar champion (Leon): unlike SOMEONE

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): wow

 

turffield gym (Milo): oh!!! congrats to your lil bro leon!!!! 

 

galar champion (Leon): milo my lad!!! thank u 

galar champion (Leon): hows ur bro doing

 

turffield gym (Milo): oh. uh

turffield gym (Milo): he’s 

turffield gym (Milo): vibrating 

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Oh dear.

 

turffield gym (Milo): he’s been excited all mornin’ and scaring the wooloos 

turffield gym (Milo): imagine the day he starts his gym challenge

turffield gym (Milo): hoo boy 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): o yea hes gon vibrate into the stratosphere 

 

galar champion (Leon): wow didnt know u can spell 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): eat arse

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): Leon’s right. I’m quite surprised myself considering that I’ve seen a lot back in my days. 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): WOW

 

galar champion (Leon): KABU!!!!! AYYYYYYYYY

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Morning, Mr Kabu! 

 

turffield gym (Milo): hey good morning mr kabu!! 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): old man y

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): Good morning, it’s a pleasant day and I hope you’ve eaten your breakfast. 

motostoke gym (Kabu): I apologise, but I do not understand what you are saying, Raihan.

motostoke gym (Kabu): Or typing, to be accurate.

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): w

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): y r u like this old man

 

galar champion (Leon): u just spelt stratosphere u can type in proper grammar

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): eat my arse

 

galar champion (Leon): :///

galar champion (Leon): why are u offering something u dont have

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): h

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): excuse me

 

galar champion (Leon): you are excused

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): eat dirt

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): i assure u i have an arse n u r just jealous

 

galar champion (Leon): doubt

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): Raihan, to have a firm bottom requires you to do daily squats. 

motostoke gym (Kabu): I very much doubt that you do that enough, or even exercise.

 

galar champion (Leon): HFHDJFHSJJFK

galar champion (Leon): KABU JUST CALLED UR ARSE FLAT LMAOOOO

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): WOW

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): MR KABU SIR WHAT DID I EVER DO TO U

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): Spending all your time on your phone instead of exercising.

 

turffield gym (Milo): @raihan do you need nessa to bring you some burn heal?

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): MILO BLEASE



8 hours ago



circhester gym (Gordie): jfc why are you all up so early

circhester gym (Gordie): @leon hey congrats to your brother! hope he’ll enjoy his time in the challenge

circhester gym (Gordie): uhhhh mom says hi and good luck too

 

galar champion (Leon): GORDIE MY BOY

galar champion (Leon): THANKS

galar champion (Leon): AND SAY HI TO MRS MELONY FOR ME TOO

 

circhester gym (Gordie): shes reading over my shoulders 

circhester gym (Gordie): are you otw to your hometown rn?

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): hes typing in caps what do u think

 

circhester gym (Gordie): oh shit u right

 

galar champion (Leon): and what about it

galar champion (Leon): u wanna go

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): u can’t even reach my face 

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): ur toes

stow-on-side gym (Bea): hand them over 

 

galar champion (Leon): h

 

circhester gym (Gordie): wh

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): w

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): um

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): holy shit

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): I’m so sorry!!!!!! Allister’s Mimikyu got my phone!!!

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Excuse me!

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): Idk whats scarier 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): allisters pokemon knowing how to type 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): or seeing that sentence from beas name

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): o hey @nessa!!! Sis!!

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): what’s up bastard

hulbury gym (Nessa): @leon hope ur lil bro does well in the upcoming days! 

hulbury gym (Nessa): better not cry when i smash his team tho

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): o shit

 

galar champion (Leon): LMAO U WISH

galar champion (Leon): I bet u 10 bucks that he’ll kick ur arse in 1 round

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): u got it

hulbury gym (Nessa): that 10 bucks is mine

 

galar champion (Leon): ;))))))

galar champion (Leon): o shit brb got found out at the station

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): cant believe leon got murdered by fans in motostoke 

 

galar champion (Leon): eat ur nonexistent arse

galar champion (Leon): u wish i was dead so u can be champion

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): >:o

 

5 hours ago 



hulbury gym (Nessa): this year’s gym challenge has a surprisingly good amount of trainers tho

hulbury gym (Nessa): think it’ll be fun

 

turffield gym (Milo): boy howdy i sure hope it will

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): dont u have to herd ur wooloos even more 

 

turffield gym (Milo): even better! more workout for the wooloos

turffield gym (Milo): they’ve been getting too fat :(((  millie in particular has been begging me for treats 

turffield gym (Milo): she’s gotta make up for it

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): Milo, I think you should stop feeding them so much.

 

turffield gym (Milo): but mr kabu… 

turffield gym (Milo): [my_sweet_lil_gal.jpg]

turffield gym (Milo): how could i say no to this face

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): milo no!!!!

 

turffield gym (Milo): :’((((

turffield gym (Milo): milo yes

turffield gym (Milo): ness you feed your goldeens treats too they’re fatter than i remembered when i visited last week

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): !!!!!!

hulbury gym (Nessa): I MEAN

hulbury gym (Nessa): THEY SWIM AND CONSTANTLY EXERCISE

hulbury gym (Nessa): they’re not as fat as ur wooloos :(((

 

turffield gym (Milo): lies and slander

turffield gym (Milo): mr kabu feeds his centiskorch too much strawberries too 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): …wasn’t it apple slices

 

turffield gym (Milo): oh?

 

stow-on-side gym (Bea): One time I saw him giving his pokemon a sip of apple juice.

stow-on-side gym (Bea): Directly from the juice box.

stow-on-side gym (Bea): It was in the locker room after last year’s tournament. 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): omg

 

motostoke gym (Kabu): L

motostoke gym (Kabu): [this message was deleted]

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): bea we owe you

 

turffield gym (Milo): mr kabu there’s no shame in giving your pokemon treats in secret 



4 hours ago



ballonlea gym (Opal): Personally, I would recommend mixing some treats with your curry occasionally to make your pokemon happier.

ballonlea gym (Opal): But of course, there’s nothing wrong with self-indulgence here and then.

 

turffield gym (Milo): @kabu 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): milo omg



2 hours ago



galar champion (Leon): [look_at_my_boy_go.jpg]

galar champion (Leon): [scorbunny_fistbump.jpg]

galar champion (Leon): [first_battle.jpg]

galar champion (Leon): LOOK AT MY WEE LAD BEING COOL

galar champion (Leon): [battle_2.jpg] 

galar champion (Leon): [bbq_with_fam.jpg]

 

circhester gym (Gordie): bro cant believe you’re having bbq without us :(((

 

galar champion (Leon): LMAO rip 

galar champion (Leon): i’ll think of u as i eat 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): tf y ur moms cooking always look so good

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): whos that other kid btw

 

galar champion (Leon): oh yeah that’s our neighbour! 

galar champion (Leon): hop grew up with them since they were little

galar champion (Leon): forgot to mention they’re both starting their journey 2day tgt 

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): ooo i smell rivalry

 

galar champion (Leon): BOY listen here

galar champion (Leon): this kid is going places 

galar champion (Leon): kicked hop’s arse in their first battle today 

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): oh no there goes my chance

 

galar champion (Leon): u wish

galar champion (Leon): theyre both doing great tbh they push each other and grow tgt

galar champion (Leon): im so proud

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): whats this 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): r u going soft

 

galar champion (Leon): know that i’m eating more of these delicious bbq and youll never get some

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): :(



40 minutes ago



galar champion (Leon): [tired_kids.jpg]

galar champion (Leon): theyre tired out and im so

galar champion (Leon): [cat_hearts_meme.jpg]

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): how many photos did you take today

 

galar champion (Leon): let me indulge ness :((( 

galar champion (Leon): after tmr i have to return to my championish duties and cant see hop again

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): u know that u can always call him yea

 

galar champion (Leon): its not the same :(((((

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): cute kid

 

galar champion (Leon): u know how rose has me running around doing things

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): o shit cryptid

 

galar champion (Leon): HEY PETERSON

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): DON’T

spikemuth gym (Piers): call me that

spikemuth gym (Piers): bloody hell that’s a lotta messages

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): idk how much more of a nutter leon can get after today

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): i mean, i don’t blame him

spikemuth gym (Piers): my lil sis is starting her challenge today too

spikemuth gym (Piers): been busy helping her out

 

galar champion (Leon): oh? 

galar champion (Leon): u got a sis?

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): ...yes

spikemuth gym (Piers): why

 

galar champion (Leon): is she pretty

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): you better watch your mouth and think carefully before you speak

spikemuth gym (Piers): but yes of course she’s pretty. what kind of question is that 

 

galar champion (Leon): bet u that she’s not prettier than hop

galar champion (Leon): [new_jacket.jpg]

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): leon i s2g

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): h

spikemuth gym (Piers): ok 

spikemuth gym (Piers): your bro looks good in that but my sis rocks leather jackets

spikemuth gym (Piers): [marnie_first_day.jpg]

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): oh! love the jacket

hulbury gym (Nessa): that’s a p good brand

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): she picked it out herself 

spikemuth gym (Piers): i’m so proud

 

galar champion (Leon): oooooh

galar champion (Leon): your sis is v pretty in it i agree

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): you better

 

galar champion (Leon): a solid 6/10 

 

spikemuth gym (Piers): 6

spikemuth gym (Piers): 6/10???? 

spikemuth gym (Piers): excuse me

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): leon oh my god

 

galar champion (Leon): leather jackets look better on Hop 

galar champion (Leon): i give him a 10/10 

galar champion (Leon): your sis will catch up soon tho ;)))

 

hammerlocke gym (Raihan): this just in leon found dead in an alleyway

 

hulbury gym (Nessa): why are you like this



10 minutes ago

[Private Message: Piers > Leon ]



Piers: you

Piers: come to spikemuth and say that to my face 

Piers: cunt

 

Leon: ;p