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20:34

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izukuwu: how are you guys settling into the new dorms???

Iida Tenya: Just fine, thank you for asking!

airpods: a bitch is having trouble bringing all her shit into her dorm

airpods: idk how they expect me to lug an entire sound system up these stupid fucking stairs

cat whisperer: isn’t there an elevator?

airpods: my shit’s too big to fit into that tiny elevator

owochako: i can help u jirou!!!!

owochako: ill just float your stuff up the stairs

airpods: really???

owochako: yes ofc

airpods: thank u sm

airpods: i’m right inside of heights alliance

owochako: oh I’m already finished with my dorm I’ll come down right now

airpods: see u soon

flex tape: has anybody done the english hw

Iida Tenya: Do your own homework, Sero.

flex tape: iida PLEASE

flex tape: someone just hook me up w the homework

flex tape: what the FUCK is english

flex tape: @mom pull thru queen :praying_hands:

mom: i cannot send anything right now :( still making arrangements for my room and I’m not very sure of where my bag is

flex tape: FUCK

sparky: dw dudebro I got u covered

flex tape: no offense kami

flex tape: but ur kinda stupid

sparky: WOW

sparky: i will have u know

sparky: that I am a GOD at english

flex tape: hm .

sparky: fine

sparky: if u don’t want my english expertise then so be it

sparky: good luck finding someone with good english u fake bitch

flex tape: KAMINARI

sparky: no

sparky: don’t speak to me bitch

sparky: talk 2 the hand

flex tape: it doesn’t have to end like this

sparky: well it just did so

sparky: talk 2 the hand

izukuwu: i can send my homework!!

izukuwu: i’m pretty sure that it’s all right so

sparky: goddamnit midoriya

flex tape: midoriya you are a GODSEND

sparky: I LITERALLY SAID ID SEND MY HOMEWORK

flex tape: YEAH BUT MIDORIYA’S SMART

sparky: FUCK YOU

izukuwu: [english.png]

flex tape: the goat

karate kid: oh I forgot we had homework

karate kid: thanks midoriya!!

izukuwu: :’)

Iida Tenya: Midoriya, how can you encourage his antics?!

Iida Tenya: Our classmates will begin to rely on you instead of doing their work themselves! Shame on you!

Iida Tenya: How can someone be a hero if they cannot complete a simple assignment?

flex tape: pretty sure I don’t have to know english to be a Japanese hero

Iida Tenya: Semantics.

izukuwu: i was just trying to be nice :(

Iida Tenya: Oh no. Don’t you dare try using those puppy eyes on me. I can feel them through the screen.

izukuwu: :(

Iida Tenya: Midoriya.

izukuwu: :(

Iida Tenya: For Christ’s sake

Iida Tenya: You’re gonna give me a stroke one of these days, I swear

izukuwu: :)

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08:34

rock: prepare for a riot

rock added katsuki to the chat

katsuki: WHO THE FUCK PUT A SNAPPING TURTLE IN THE GENERAL TOILETS

sparky: did it bite your ass

katsuki: NO

katsuki: THAT SHIT BIT MY FUCKING BALLS YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD

sparky: LOL

katsuki: I’M GONNA FIND WHOEVER DID IT

katsuki: AND I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

katsuki: GODDAMN FUCKING BASTARDS

acid trip: need a kiss to make it better bakubabe?

katsuki: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE

katsuki left the chat

acid trip: that was

acid trip: an experience

acid trip added katsuki to the chat

acid trip: stay

katsuki: DIE

katsuki left the chat

acid trip added katsuki to the chat

acid trip: STAY

katsuki: STOP FUCKING ADDING ME BACK YOU DEGENERATE

acid trip: YOU ARE IN CLASS 1A THEREFORE YOU ARE IN THE CLASS 1A CHAT

katsuki: BY THAT LOGIC LET’S JUST ADD THE GRAPE PERVERT

acid trip: ….

acid trip: of all the times you use logic why does it have to be NOW

katsuki: IM PLENTY LOGICAL AT ALL OTHER TIMES

katsuki: GO FUCK YOURSELF

katsuki: ANYWAYS WHEN I FIND OUT WHOEVER PUT THE FUCKING SNAPPING TURTLE IN THE TOILET IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS

sparky: maybe the turtle was just looking for a friend

katsuki: maybe you’re just looking for my FIST IN YOUR MOUTH

sparky: kinky

sparky: I like it

katsuki: DIE

denks & E.T.

denks: it was me

E.T.: of course it was you

denks: ;)

19:37

bakusquad

denks: guys I lost my fuckin brownies

hard: how did u manage to do that

denks: i don’t know man

denks: i put the container down somewhere and now I don’t remember where it is

hard: have you maybe checked .. the kitchen

denks: oh shit

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izukuwu: hey these brownies in the kitchen are super delicious

sparky: you ate them??

izukuwu: yeah kacchan told me I could take some

izukuwu: I mean at first I thought they were poisoned but I’m just fine so

izukuwu: thanks!!!

sparky: oh my god

sparky: oh my god

sparky: fuck

izukuwu: wha

sparky: how many

izukuwu: how many what

sparky: how many did u eat

izukuwu: 2

sparky:

sparky: oh no

izukuwu: what’s wrong

izukuwu: hello????

izukuwu: kaminari???

izukuwu: i’m so concerned

bakusquad

E.T.: @katsuki

E.T.: you did the kid so dirty

katsuki: first of all why am I here

E.T.: we have literally had this chat for 3 months

katsuki: well I DIDN’T FUCKING NOTICE

katsuki: why the fuck is this named bakusquad

denks: u are the alpha male of our friend group

katsuki: you shitty extras aren’t my friends

denks: whatever u say babe

katsuki: don’t call me that

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izukuwu: guys I’m feeling kinda funny

karate kid: kaminari

karate kid: did you feed midoriya

karate kid: edibles

sparky: i,,,, didn’t feed him,,,,

sparky: fuck

izukuwu: edibles??? What

izukuwu: oh

izukuwu: oh no!!!

izukuwu: i ate weed!!!!

katsuki: HAHA

izukuwu: kacchan that’s so uncool!!!!

izukuwu: why didn’t you tell me!!!!!!!

izukuwu: oh my god I’m gonna get in so much trouble

izukuwu: i did drugs!!! this is so bad!!!

john cena: well now his anxiety’s even worse

izukuwu: oh shit oh shit

izukuwu: what the hell

airpods: yo what the fuck

airpods: kaminari those eddies were for us

flex tape: yeah dude what the fuck

izukuwu: there’s still like 14 left

izukuwu: ohhhh goddddd

izukuwu: i think I’m gonna pass out

acid trip: kami how high was the concentration of pot in those brownies

sparky: … High

sparky: one would’ve been enough to get someone off the shits

acid trip: shit

Tenya Iida: It seems that I have missed a lot.

Tenya Iida: Kaminari! First cheating on homework and now drugs?!

Tenya Iida: And Midoriya ate them, no less!

izukuwu: ok ok

izukuwu: anxiety went down

izukuwu: i don’t really feel anything yet

izukuwu: maybe I am just immune!

bakusquad

E.T.: poor kid really thinks that shits not gonna hit him harder than a truck

awaiting my big titty prep gf: dude doesn’t know what’s coming to him

20:56

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izukuwu: oh my god

bakusquad

awaiting my big titty prep gf: there it is

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izukuwu: i think I’m dying

izukuwu: jesus christ

Iida Tenya: @sparky Look at what you’ve done!

Iida Tenya: Poor Midoriya can’t even walk in a straight line!

sparky: MIDO I’M SO SORRY

Iida Tenya: And you, Bakugou! What is wrong with you? You knew what was in those brownies!

katsuki: what could u possibly be talking about

katsuki: oh shit

Iida Tenya: What happened?!

katsuki: idiot deku just faceplanted onto the wooden table

katsuki: HAHAHAHA

Iida Tenya: Help him up!

katsuki: no

katsuki: this is so fucking hilarious

katsuki: [hesreallyfuckinghigh.mp4]

owochako & Shouto saved a video from katsuki!

Shouto: He’ll be so embarrassed when he sobers up.

owochako: god that’s funny

Iida Tenya: Todoroki, Uraraka! We are supposed to be Midoriya’s FRIENDS!

owochako: we are

owochako: yeah, I’m concerned as hell for his wellbeing but WOW that’s a funny video

Shouto: I saved the video for educational purposes

Shouto: You know

Shouto: To help me understand why I shouldn’t do drugs

ocha & Shouto

ocha: you’re so obvious

Shouto: I have no idea what you’re talking about :)

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izukuwu: i cant move

izukuwu: ohhh my god this is not fun

acid trip: trust me when I tell you to eat

acid trip: you’re probably gonna feel like shit for the next day or so but

acid trip: eating will help

izukuwu: there is no food in the kitchen

izukuwu: am I going to die

acid trip: no

acid trip: what you had wasn’t NEARLY enough for an overdose

mom: oh gosh! i just finished reading the chat

mom: are you okay, Midoriya?

izukuwu: no

mom: i can order a few pizzas to the dorms!

mom: if aizawa-sensei asks then I’ll tell him that we’re celebrating a successful move-in

izukuwu: ok thank you!!!

izukuwu: fair warning I will probably eat an entire pizza

mom: that’s no issue :)

23:45

izukuwu: i can’t walk

izukuwu: I’m so sorry to ask this but can someone carry me to my room

Shouto: I’ll come

izukuwu: you are a lifesaver

00:16

broccoli boy & Shouto

broccoli boy: do you know that

broccoli boy: you’re really pretty

Shouto: Um

Shouto: Thank you?

broccoli boy: like I was looking at your face and I was like WOW todorokis really pretty

broccoli boy: and then u snorted and I thought to myself

broccoli boy: holy crap that’s really cute

Shouto: That’s very nice of you

broccoli boy: who gave you the right

broccoli boy: to be so pretty

Shouto: My genes I suppose

broccoli boy: i wasn’t talking about ur legs !!!

broccoli boy: oh wait

broccoli boy: i read that sentence out loud before processing it

broccoli boy: nvm

broccoli boy: ignore me I’m dumb

Shouto: You’re funny when you’re high

broccoli boy: >:(

Shouto: :)

Shouto: Goodnight, Midoriya

Shouto: I hope you feel better

broccoli boy: g’night!!!