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Welcome to me chatting absolute shit and having a good time.

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ApeShit changed chat name to DEDSUCK

ApeShit: SHIT BOIS

ApeShit: THAT FUCKIN PURPLE BITCH FROM DEDSUCK SAW ME TODAY 

ApeShit: WE MADE EYE CONTACT 

ApeShit: THEY KNOW IM BACK 

ApeShit: RESPOND YOU FUCKS 

Douche: WHAT HAPPENED TO BEINF STEALTHYY??

ApeShit: I WANTED DOUGHNUTS 

Douche: YOU BLEW YOUR COVER OVER DOUGHNUTS??

Effiel69: lol sucks 2 b u 

ApeShit: stfu ratboy 

Apeshit: We can’t all have secret identities 

Effiel69: cry moar 

Douche: Do you type like that just to piss people off?

Effiel69: yeah 

ApeShit: CAN I GET A LITTLE ADVICE OVER HERE??

Effiel69: fake your death 

Effiel69: worked for me 

ApeShit: PLAYING DEAD WONT HELP ME HERE SHITHEAD 

Douche: shit 

Douche: I can’t risk going out 

Douche: they think I’m in jail

Effiel69: so what I’m hearing is I’m the one who has to do shit now

Apeshit: Damn right 

ApeShit: get off your skinny ass and do something 

Effiel69: I do things! 

Douche: Name 1 thing you do

Effiel69: ...

Effiel69: I’m pretty? 

ApeShit: I mean you right 

Apeshit: go get doughnuts

Effiel69: you’re not the boss of me!

Douche: Go get the doughnuts

Effiel69: Weren’t you literally just yelling at Lenni for getting doughnuts!?

Douche: yeah 

Douche: But now I want doughnuts 

Effiel69: I’m not getting dressed and going halfway across the city for fucking doughnuts 

Douche: I’ll buy you those polish candy bars you like 

Effiel69: ....

Effiel69: How many? 

Douche: 12 

Apeshit: A dozen doughnuts in exchange for a dozen gifts from the home land

Effiel69: I hate you both 

Effiel69: I should have stayed dead 

Apeshit: Is that a yes? 

Effiel69: what kind do you want? 

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Effiel69: shit I think I see that girl 

Apeshit: SHES STILL THERE???

Effiel69: I mean I think it’s her

Effiel69: I’ve never seen her before 

Effiel69: she has purple in her hair???

Douche: Take a sneaky pic 

Effiel69: bruh 

Effiel69: she has two guys with her 

Apeshit: Fuck 

Apeshit: Bet it’s Marcus and Roboboy 

Effiel69: shitshitshitshitshit

Douche: what??

Apeshit: Oh god 

Apeshit: we’ve lost him 

Douche: JAY?? 

Apeshit: Fuck 

Apeshit: Where are you going to find another emo twink for our group??

Douche: our doughnuts!

Apeshit: nO 

Apeshit: HE CANT DIE YET 

Douche: Our fallen brother 

Douche: They’ll tell tales of him 

Apeshit: In sovengaurd

Apeshit: I don’t know what I’m more sad about 

Apeshit: The loss of rat boy or the doughnuts?

Douche: The doughnuts.

Apeshit: u right 

Effiel69: well I’m not dead but thanks for caring more about doughnuts than me

Apeshit: Doughnuts are immortal. You aren’t. 

Douche: what happened??

Effiel69: fuck man they came over 

Effiel69: I thought it was going to get straight up stabbed in a Dunkin Donuts

Effiel69: Turns out I had a left a line of code I was working on my arm in sharpie and they saw 

Effiel69: tried to convince me to follow them on their app

Effiel69: and then as we’re leaving the purple chick says she liked me hair and then fuckin 

Effiel69: winked?? At?? Me??

Apeshit: *gasp*

Apeshit: you’re in with them now 

Effiel69: no 

Apeshit: inside job 

Apeshit: inside job

Apeshit: inside job

Effiel69: if I’m pretending to work with them who’s gonna get you doughnuts??

Apeshit: Dusân 

Effiel69: WHY COULDNT HE HAVE GOTTEN THEM EARLIER THEN???

Douche: I hate to say it 

Effiel69: don’t 

Douche: she’s got a point 

Effiel69: I’ll throw these doughnuts in the ocean 

Apeshit: not the doughnuts! 

Apeshit: see reason! 

Douche: I’m just saying 

Douche: you could be 

Douche: our rat 

Effiel69: actually fuck you both 

Effiel69: I’m holding these doughnuts hostage 

Apeshit: TRAITOR 

Apeshit: I KNOW THEY’D TURN YOU ON US 

Effiel69: YOU DID THAT YOURSELF

Douche: We’ll track your phone 

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110101  set your fucking names to Defaltsbitch1 and 2 ~(  8:> ~  (   8:>

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01110101 : Come fucking find me then 

Defaltsbitch1: YOU FUCKER 

Defalrsbitch2: I’m revoking your phone after this 

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