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-Sid Vicious has added Johnny Rotten, Steve Jones, Paul Cook, and Dee Dee Ramone to the group chat! -
Sid Vicious: help math will kill me
Johnny Rotten: okay same here but why is dee dee here (no offense)
Dee Dee Ramone: yeah why? This looks like it was supposed to be a band thingy (none taken)
Sid Vicious: bc he’s cool i like him
Dee Dee Ramone: ty sid ty
Sid Vicious: :D
Steve Jones: sid stop being a smol
Sid Vicious: excuse you i am Long™
Steve Jones: yeah u are physically
but spiritually
U are smol
Johnny Rotten: okay but I have to do something
- Johnny Rotten changed Steve Jones’ s nickname to jonesy !-
- Johnny Rotten changed Paul Cook ’s nickname to cookie !-
- Johnny Rotten changed Dee Dee Ramone’ s nickname to fuck if i know where to go with this one !-
- Johnny Rotten changed Sid Vicious ’s nickname to hamster bitch !-
fuck if i know where to go with this one: HaMsTeR bItCh
hamster bitch: DAMNIT JOHN
IT WAS YOUR HAMSTER THAT BIT ME
cookie: hey we never heard that one
wait a sec
- cookie changed Johnny Rotten ’s nickname to filth !-
filth!: wow okay
ur lucky im trying not to get caught or i will change ur nickname
cookie: try it bitch boi
fuck if i know where to go with this one: hey gays mind if i add joey he has the sad™ today and i feel bad
also johnny (our johnny not u johnny) has been giving him shit all day and it’s Yikes™
hamster bitch: yeah sure he’s cool to!!!
- fuck if i know where to go with this one added Joey Ramone to the group chat!-
Joey Ramone: hi why do i feel like something is happening and is it bad i can already figure out whos who except for hamster bitch
hamster bitch: it’s sid but apparently both johnnys are DICKBAGS
oh wait i’m not the tallest in the chat anymore :(
- filth! changed Joey Ramone ’s nickname to leggy boi !-
filth!: sorry but i need to do that
no proper names here
leggy boi: okay fair
also i just noticed dee dee said gays instead of guys before adding me
hamster bitch: yeah but idc
i’m like
idk but it’s not straight
cookie: does oUR LIL SID HAVE A CRUSH????
hamster bitch: NO SHUT UP
fuck if i know where to go with this one: HOLY SHIT HE DOES
filth: I’M IN CLASS W HIM RN AND HE’S BRIGHT RED-
SIDNEY WHO ARE YOU GAY FOR
leggy boi: “johnny are you queer”? nope it’s “sidney are you queer” now
hamster bitch: IM NOT GAY FOR ANYONE
leggy boi: are you sure about that tho
leggy boi: honey everyone is gay to some point
hamster bitch: yeah but i’m not gay for CERTAIN person
fuck if i know where to go with this one: i thought that said creatin for a sec im-
leggy boi: that’s a bullshit lie
leggy boi: jesus you’re so weird doug
fuck if i know where to go with this one: true true true
oH
GUYS
DID I TELL YOU I GOT CALLED A CREATIN EARLIER???
leggy boi: wait fr
leggy boi: thats probably because you ARE a creatin smh
fuck if i know where to go with this one: weirdo creatin \./
Why did i think that looked like a peace sign
leggy boi: douglas-
cookie: WAIT
DEE DEE
YOUR NAME
IS DOUGLAS?????
leggy boi: you didn’t know???
leggy boi: bitch even LOOKS like a douglas smh
cookie: EVERYONE CALLS HIM DEE DEE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
DOUGLAS
D O U G L A S
leggy boi: bitch looks like a fuckin’ lego
leggy boi: cause he’s a lil lego bitch that prefers to be called dee dee :/
fuck if i know where to go with this one: please stop-
I came to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked rn
jonesy: hA he just got kicked out for laughing
hamster bitch: well this is wild
FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY JUST CAME IN DANCING BALLET WHAT-
filth: iconic
hamster bitch: HE’S NOT EVEN IN THIS CLASS
Wait johnny where’d you go
- leggy boi changed fuck if i know where to go with this one ’s name to that one bICON !-
leggy boi: there that’s better :)
that one bICON: ty joey ily
filth: lol sneaked out because the teacher is a dick
leggy boi: sorry had to hide my phone lol and no problem
leggy boi: johnny which class u in
filth: i was in math w sid but i just ditched
now i am wandering the halls
that one bICON: hold on i’m joining you johnny (our johnny) is being a dick behind me
leggy boi: i dont get why john is always such a fuckin prick tbh
that one bICON: bc he’s a bitch boi
LET’S ALL DITCH AND HANG ON THE ROOF
filth: already on the way
hamster bitch: HOLD ON IM OUTTA HERE
cookie: sid did you just naruto run down the hall
leggy boi: i just saw him
he zoom
i’m going out to gimme a sec
tommy is coming
and he just dragged marky out
this should be fun
that one bICON: YAS MARKY MY DUDE
CAN WE ADD HIM CAN WE ADD HIM CAN WE ADD HIM
hamster bitch: ADD THEM BOTH
cookie: fun fact sid stopped to type that before naruto running again
leggy boi: sid chill for fucks sake you almost knocked me over
- that one bICON added Tommy Ramone and Marky Ramone to the group chat!-
- leggy boi changed Marky Ramone ’s name to Plumber Boi !-
leggy boi: there that’s better lmfao
Plumber Boi: i really fucking hate you, i just want you to know that, okay?
leggy boi: haha love you too
- that one bICON changed the group name to CREATIN CLUSTERFUCK !-
filth: SID FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP NARUTO RUNNING
WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU
Tommy Ramone: why do i get the feeling i need to be the mature one
that one bICON: pls your the best mom friend
filth: OH I GOT ONE
- filth changed Tommy Ramone ’s nickname to mom !-
hamster bitch: mother?
mom: johnny i will give you 3 seconds
cookie: that sentence did not help your case
leggy boi: *sits back and casually eats popcorn* this is fun.
hamster bitch: I AM HERE
that one bICON: did you even breath.
hamster bitch: I did not have time
jonesy: hey yeah almost there
leggy boi: WE ARE ALSO HERE
cookie: SQUAD
ASSEMBLE
leggy boi: 🤦♂️
cookie: don’t gimme that emoji
leggy boi: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
mom: good lord here we go again
cookie: bitch
mom: don’t give me that foul language
cookie: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch-
mom: fuckin slut bitch don’t mAKE mE come OVER there
leggy boi: yall fucked with the wrong person
oh sweet jesus
y’all i speak from experience here:
tommy is scary when he’s angry
hamster bitch: REGRETS, I’VE HAD A FEW
filth!: STOP WITH THE FRANK SINATRA FOR FUCKS SAKE NO ONE CARES
leggy boi: SID SHUT UP SKJGHFGKJFG
hamster bitch: wow
Okay
that one bICON: am i the only one a lil worried over how quiet he just got or???
leggy boi: who? tommy? or sid??
If you’re talking about tommy then you better sprint
that one bICON: sid
ik about tommy
leggy boi: sid are you alive???
hamster bitch: yeah i just shut up
filthy: sid we didn’t mean it like that-
pls stop being so quiet its freaky
leggy boi: ngl it really truly is seeing you be quiet
hamster bitch: DO YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO SHUT UP OR NOT
leggy boi: woah okay c h i l l there mate
that one bICON: sid did you just angrly naruto run off the roof
leggy boi: excuse me wHAT
leggy boi: chECK IF HES OKAY YOU IDIOT
jonesy: he’s fine he just ran by me
but seriously he looks actually upset-
i have never seen him this sad it lowkey it almost hurts-
leggy boi: imma go find him
my son needs cuddles uwu
filth: do u regularly adopt people
leggy boi: isn’t that my job
i mean
im a severely mentally ill person
its kinda my job to casually adopt people
so that way they feel like they have a place where they belong :3
jonesy: wow this got very wholesome very fast aww
can you adopt me too
leggy boi: try not being a fucking dick and maybe THEN i’ll adopt you
that one bICON: pFFFT-
filth: that’s what you get for stealing my one not shitty water bottle
leggy boi: dont make me find you and beat your ass harder than i did axl’s smfh
cookie: wait
WAIT THAT WAS YOU
leggy boi: uhhh-
leggy boi: sis needa catch up
cookie: THAT COBAIN KID IN THE YEAR BELOW US WAS TALKING ABOUT IT AT LUNCH
HE WAS ONE OF THE KIDS AXL WAS BEING SHITTY TO
HE SAID HE LOVED THE PERSON WHO DID IT LOL
leggy boi: bro that cobain kid is sooooo nice-
him and sid are my newest chirren uwu
that one bICON: should we add him
- leggy boi added Kurt Cobain to the group chat!-
- leggy boi changed Kurt Cobain ’s name to babey punk !-
leggy boi: kurt my dear son welcome to hell
babey punk: hello idk what’s happening but i will not question it
also why is sid vicious naruto running down the hall
oh the principal just caught him
r i p
leggy boi: I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER SDKJGHSFKGJ
filth: can i waterfall????? someone stole my water bottle >.>
leggy boi: i’ll buy you a new one @ the vending machine outside of whatshisfaces room lmao
filth: thank you but sTEVE STILL STOLE MY LAST DECENT WATER BOTTLE LIKE A DICK SHIT-
leggy boi: lol my check comes today so i can buy you a fancy one
filth: you don’t have to do that
I have another bottle at home but i’m still pissed at steve
jonesy: WHY ARE YOU MAD WHEN YOU HAVE ANOTHER
filth: BC I GAVE ALL THE GOOD ONES TO MY LIL SIBLINGS
leggy boi: should i add my brother into this gc lmfao
filth: i don’t think anyone else will object
- leggy boi added Mitchel Hyman to the group chat!-
- leggy boi changed Mitchel Hyman ’s name to smol bro !-
leggy boi: wassup lil bro
smol bro: damnit i was paying attention
jonesy: H Y M A N
hamster bitch: it’s like your last name is saying hi
leggy boi: well that’s us jews for ya
leggy boi: btw its pronounced “high-men”
and yes, it DOES trigger my OCD lmao
jonesy: my mind went to a much less innocent place than sid’s did
filth: steve wtf
that is someones NAME
you Do Not Do That
leggy boi: guys how do i escape johnny (our johnny)
he just threatened to beat me up for so fuckin reason
im gonna have a panic attack lol
that one bICON: fuck this i’m fighting him
leggy boi: have fun getting your ass beat
where are you i need cuddles
like really bad ;-;
that one bICON: OMW
filth: can everyone stop naruto running pls
leggy boi: yay :3
leggy boi: nobody cares about naruto running anymore
it’s dead
just like i wanna be-
hamster bitch: dad no pls
leggy boi: tHERE’S MAI SON UWU
CMERE SO DAD CAN YOU CHU LE CUDDLES UWU
hamster bitch: i wanna
but i am stuck in the principal office
not fun
babey punk: the big oof
leggy boi: jesus christ
here we go again~
hamster bitch: guess who has detention :D
leggy boi: that’s your punishment you idiot lmfao
dumbfuck bitch headass
hamster bitch: i knew that…
can i not be sarcastic
leggy boi: can you not be a dumbfuck all the fucking time?
hamster bitch: you know what?
fine
- hamster bitch has left CREATIN CLUSTERFUCK !-
leggy boi: “tHAtS nOt vERY pUnk rOck oF yOu”
leggy boi: he *does* know im just fucking around
right
cookie: uh, guys?
i just saw sid in the hall
he legit looked like he was about to cry
filth: eh he’s been like that all day
over-sensitive
it’s just that kinda day for him
that one bICON: yeah no i saw him too he looked actually upset
should i talk to him?
leggy boi: probably
my lil son probably goin thru some shit
the poor bean
leggy boi: okay i officially feel bad and guilty now
plumber boi: full offense but you should feel bad
that one bICON: ha nvm Mercury beat me to it
hmmmmnnnn
leggy boi: fuck it
bye
- leggy boi has left CREATIN CLUSTERFUCK !-
jonesy: noooooooo the squad is collapsing
tommy you were voted mom friend pls help
mom: for fucks sake you guys this is all yall’s fault but mine
cookie: JUST BECAUSE IT WAS OUR FAULT DOESN’T MEAN WE KNOW HOW TO FIX IT
mom: y’all are the most untrustworthy most troublesome children that i have ever met in my entire fifteen years of being a casual friendly neighborhood jew.
filth: hey we’re trying our best
i mean it’s shit
But we’re TRYING
mom: y’all motherfuckers best be tryin harder smfh
y’all fuckin wear me o u t
jonesy: :(
mom: y’all can’t give me ONE DAY to relax, can you? 😩😩😩
y’all i’m too fuckin tired to deal with yalls bullshit anymore 😩😩😩
cookie: BUT FATHER IS GONE WE HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO TURN TO
mom: maybe if y’all werent such s h i t h e a d s he’d still be here
cookie: we didn’t mean it tho
he knows we were just joking
mom: :/
filth: what???? we were
mom: this is y’alls problem
byeeeee
- mom has left CREATIN CLUSTERFUCK !-
cookie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WTF DO WE DO
WE HAVE NO RESPONSIBLE ONES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
that one bICON: sorry i got sidetracked
what happened
nO tOMMY lEFt
oH nO
cookie: WE HAVE NO SUPERVISION
wait sidetracked by what i thought you were with sid
that one bICON: Mercury beat me to comforting sid and i was standing by to make sure nothing happened bc he seems great but idk him well enough and sid is a bit of a mess rn
Also i think side has a crush on him and if he hurts him more i will be forced to fight him
*sid
gotta protecc my Bassist Bud ™
babey punk: im just gonna pretend that im not here
that one bICON: noooooooo child :(
babey punk: heheheh
cookie: wait what do you mean you think sid has a crush on Mercury
babey punk: Freddie is in my choir class and he has the best voice tbh
that one bICON: ngl i wouldnt be surprised if he got every solo :/
filth: same tbh
but what do you mean sid had a crush on him???
that one bICON: i mean he just broke down freely in front of him which usually dosen’t do unless he trusts them
and they aren’t very close
soooo-
babey punk: poor childer :(
now i just wanna hug this poor kid ;-;
filth: kurt you’re the youngest in this chat
babey punk: and?
what’s wrong with caring for a kid that’s older than me?
jonesy: Dee Dee and Kurt are both wholesome we should all be more like them
babey punk: im wholesome now because you said that
jonesy: uwu
Hold on we need mom and dad and sid back
- jonesy added hamster bitch , leggy boi , and mom to CREATIN CLUSTERFUCK !-
cookie: hello we missed yall
and also need Responsible Adults
leggy boi: ughhh i dont wanna bE hERE
and honestly since when am i a “responsible adult”
cookie: better than most of us
leggy boi: once again h o w
jonesy: have you not met us?????
we are Chaos Children™
mom: yes i can see
filith: so
sid
mercury, huh?
leggy boi: oh sweet jesus here we go again
hamster bitch: yes he was nice to me what about it
filth: so is he your crush????
hamster bitch: will any of you ever let go of the possibility of me having a crush?????
leggy boi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUNNY
hamster bitch: why are you all so bloody obsessed with me having a crush???
cookie: bc it’s YOU
leggy boi: because you’re like the l a s t person we’d expect to have a fuckin crush tbfh
hamster bitch: AND I DON’T HAVE ONE
filth: it’s painfully obvious that you do
hamster bitch: it’s none of your business
leave it alone, ya?
that one bICON: then why are you all defensive
leggy boi: fr though like
honestly
if you don’t like someone
then y u so defensive
hamster bitch: BECAUSE YOU ALL KEEP INSISTING THAT I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leggy boi: if you dont have a crush then stop being so defensive lmfao
hamster bitch: THEN LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT
leggy boi: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
that one bICON: actually is my business i need to protect my Bassist Bud ™
leggy boi: out of respect for your sensitive lil self
im not gonna say what i was gonna say
plus i honestly just forgot what i was gonna say lmfao
cookie: a whole mood
leggy boi: im like the most forgetful person that yall will *EVER* meet smfh
mom: why is everyone like this
sid: chill it’s fine
everyone else: just ignore his obvious crush on freddie
leggy boi: can i go to bed
mom: yes joey go to the nurse and tell her you have a headache she will let you take a nap and not bother you unless you stay til dismissal
leggy boi: wait fr?
this-
tHIS.
mom: yes
if y’all didn’t sleep last night go do that
you can make up class but not sleep and misery
jonesy: tommy teaching some good self care tips what a good mom
mom: it’d be amazing if i took my own advice :)
leggy boi: bro i was just so depressed last night that i couldnt sleep lmao
also same on tommy’s statement
jonesy: let’s all go take naps :)
leggy boi: im literally yawning just thinking and talking about alla this