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Despair Reigns Supreme (or Tsumugi makes a Groupchat)

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Tsumugi Shirogane created Hope's Peak Academy
Tsumugi Shirogane added 16 people
Tsumugi Shirogane removed admin rights from 14 people

Rantaro Amami: ahaha. i reign supreme

Tsumugi Shirogane: Hello everyone!

Rantaro Amami: just a psa, inviting kokichi to this gc was a terrible idea

kokichi oma: fuck yeah it was

Tsumugi Shirogane: Well, I can handle it. I plan to invite some even more intense characters.

Shuichi Saihara: What.

Tsumugi Shirogane added 4 people
Tsumugi Shirogane added 12 people

Hajime Hinata: What the fuck

Makoto Naegi: !!! HAJIME! LANGUAGE

Hajime Hinata: sorry Naegi but wtf

Tsumugi Shirogane: Sorry for the suddenness guys! But this is a groupchat for Hope's Peak. Why doesn't everyone introduce themselves? Class 78, you can go first.

Makoto Naegi: Ok!! Hi, im Makoto Naegi. Im the Shsl lucky student!!

Byakuya Togami: Also known as the SHSL Ultimate Moron.

Makoto Naegi: :( Togami..

Byakuya Togami: What? Anyways, I'm Byakuya Togami. You've probably heard of me before.

kokichi oma: .. nah

Byakuya Togami: .

Byakuya Togami: ANYWAYS, I'm the SHSL Affluent Progeny.

Chihiro: Oh

Chihiro: Hi. I'm Chihiro Fujisaki, SHSL Programmer.

Ishimaru: HELLO I AM KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU, SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL PUBLIC MORALS COMMITTEE MEMBER.

Mondo: Tak, chill it on the caps. Im Mondo Oowada, shsl Gang leader.

kokichi oma: oh~?

Rantaro Amami: dont even think about it oma

kokichi oma: :(((( u never let me have ANY fun

Ishimaru: Sorry Mondo. This keyboard is very small.

Byakuya Togami: Yeah, almost as small as your

Byakuya Togami: There are no children here, correct?

Kaede: Well, you could count Kiibo.

Kiibo: KAEDE! THAT IS ROBOPHOBIC!

kokichi oma: shut up ur like 2

Byakuya Togami: Fine. I won't say it. But I'm sure you're all picking up what I'm putting down.

Makoto Naegi: Im not. Wdym. Whats as small as his keyboard?

Makoto Naegi: Hello?

Makoto Naegi: Togami?

Tsumugi Shirogane: Anyways! Let's move onto Class 77.

Shuichi Saihara: Wait. Why did 78 introduce themselves before 77?

Tsumugi Shirogane: That doesn't matter. Hajime?

Hajime Hinata: oh fuck

Hajime Hinata: I MEAN FRICK

Makoto Naegi: ... >:(

Hajime Hinata: im hajime hinata. i dont have an ultimate shsl talent.

kokichi oma: HAHA LOSER

Nagito Komaeda: your talent is being amazing, hinata-kun!

Hajime Hinata: thx..... why dont u introduce urself

Nagito Komaeda: oh!! ok!! im nagito komaeda. im the shsl lucky student. but you probably dont care. im just trash after all

Hajime Hinata: no, nagito, dont bring your self depreciation in here

Nagito Komaeda: im sorry hinata-kun

Hajime Hinata: 

Hajime Hinata: its ok

Izuru Kamakura: Well, now that Hajime and Nagito are done being gay, I'm Izuru Kamakura. Ultimate Hope.

Hajime Hinata: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT

Izuru Kamakura: Soda.

SODA: WHAT NO I DIDNT HAHAHAHHA

Hajime Hinata: LISTEN HERE SHARKTEETH IDK WHAT YOURE TEACHING MY BROTHER BUT YOU NEED TO STOP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH MY AHOGE

Gundham Tanaka: Hajime.

Hajime Hinata: YOU DONT SCARE ME ICE CREAM HAIR

Makoto Naegi: HAJIME HINATA! CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR ORANGE JUICE PRIVILEGES

Hajime Hinata: .. sorry naegi

Kaito Momota: What the fuck are you guys doing?

kokichi oma: i like these people.

Tsumugi Shirogane: Hajime, hush. The rest of you, come introduce yourselves.

SODA: im kazuchi soda

SODA: or is it souda

SODA: whats my name

SODA: WHATS MY NAME

Gundham Tanaka: Soda, calm down. I'm Gundham Tanaka, Supreme Overlord of Ice.

Princess Sonia Nevermind: Actually, he's Gundham Tanaka, Super High School Level Animal Breeder.

Princess Sonia Nevermind: I'm Sonia Nevermind, Super High School Level Princess.

chiaki: im chiaki nanami, shsl gamer and stop spamming my phone while im playing mario kart

Shuichi Saihara: You could turn your phone off?

chiaki: i could what now

Teruteru: Im teruTeru Hanamura. ultimate bicon

kokichi oma: have to step in here, um, actually shuichi is the ultimate bicon

Tsumugi Shirogane: Actually, all the ahoeges are bicons.

Tsumugi Shirogane: I meant ahoge but that works too.

Rantaro Amami: if i have 2 ahoges does that make me double bi

Miu: we all know youre a fucking gay ass manwhore rantaro

kokichi oma: shove it up your ass miu

Miu: gladly!

Shuichi Saihara: Kokichi, please do not give her any ideas. I've seen enough of her "maintenance" with Kiibo.

kokichi oma: EW

Rantaro Amami: oh god no

Kaede: STOP

Maki: ...

Kaito Momota: SHUICHI NO.

Kiibo: What?

kokichi oma: oh nothing kiiboy, its just thatygtfrdrftrd

Kaede: Maki tackled him before he could finish that sentence.

kokichi oma: shuichi how do i make a cast

Shuichi Saihara: WHAT

Kaito Momota: Oh shit he dropped the punctuation

Kaede: Maki's about to be snapped like a twig by all of his boyfriends.

Hajime Hinata: .. what the fuck. anyways moving on uhh fuyuhiko?

Peko Pekoyama: Fuyuhiko is currently very busy. So I will do it for him. Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu's Talent is none of your concern whatsoever. I am Peko Pekoyama, and I will destroy anyone who dare bring harm to him.

Kaito Momota: Geeez. this person takes a Kokichi-level protectiveness and runs with it

kokichi oma: even with a broken arm, i will kill ANYONE who DARE harms my beloveds

Kaede: I think they feel the same way

Kaede: Its very hard to type and hold back rantaro and shuichi at the same time, so ill brb

Kaito Momota: WHAT. NEITHER WILL HARM MY MAKIROLL

Ryoma: shits about to go tf down

Ibuki: IBUKI WILL GO NOW!! IBUKI IS SHSL MUSICIAN!!!

Mikan Tsumiki: am i allowed to talk?

Tsumugi Shirogane: Go ahead.

Mikan Tsumiki: ok.. im mikan tsumiki, ultimate nurse 

Tsumugi Shirogane: Okay. And now everyone else? I'll go first. I'm Tsumugi Shirogane, Ultimate Cosplayer, but you likely already knew that.

Kaito Momota: Kaito Momota, LUMINARY OF THE STARS

Kiibo: Ultimate Astronaut*.

Kaito Momota: WHAT NO

Kiibo: I'm K1-B0, but everyone has grown accustomed to calling me Kiibo. Ultimate Robot.

kokichi oma: kokichi oma!! dont wear it out dickheads. ultimate supreme leader

Kiibo: Shuichi Saihara, Rantaro Amami, and Kaede Akamatsu are all in a tough situation at the moment, so I will introduce them myself. Shuichi is the Ultimate Detective, Rantaro does not appear to have a talent, and Kaede is the Ultimate Pianist.

kokichi oma: rantaros talent should be ultimate hottie

Rantaro Amami: no being horny on main

Tsumugi Shirogane: Can we appreciate he paused trying to attack Maki to say that?

Maki: I'm Maki Harukawa. Ultimate Child Caregiver.

kokichi oma: assassin*

Maki: Do you want me to shatter your other arm?

kokichi oma: nihihi

Tsumugi Shirogane: Did he just type out his laugh

Tsumugi Shirogane: Anyways! Is the rest of the class alive?

Ryoma: im ryoma hoshi, ultimate tennis player

Himiko: himiko yumeno, ultimate mage

Tenko Chabashira: I'm Tenko Chabashira, Ultimate Aikido Master! So I'll defend Himiko from all you degenerate males!

korekiyo: I'm Korekiyo Shinguji, Ultimate Anthropologist. 

ATUA: Angie Yonaga! Ultimate Artist and vessel for Atua!

Hajime Hinata: who tf is atua

kokichi oma: dont fucking ask

gonta: gonta is gonta gokuhara! ultimate entomologist. but gonta try to be gentleman too!

Kirumi Tojo: Kirumi Tojo, Ultimate Maid.

Tsumugi Shirogane: I think that's everyone?

Tsumugi Shirogane: Wait.

JUNKO ENOSHIMA: NOPE! YOU MISSED SOMEONE

Hajime Hinata is offline.
Makoto Naegi is offline.

JUNKO ENOSHIMA: FUCKING RUDE.

Izuru Kamakura: Oh.

JUNKO ENOSHIMA: OMG ITS IZURU!!! HOWS MY FAVORITE BITCH

Izuru Kamakura: Not pleasant. No matter how hard I try to get away, you always come to find me once again.

Tsumugi Shirogane: I.. Did not mean to invite her.

JUNKO ENOSHIMA: WE'RE GONNA HAVE A DESPAIRFUL TIME.

Nagito Komaeda: oh no.