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Mothertrucker, Dude. (A DR2 chatfic)

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12:05 pm

 

*Mikan and Kokichi have created a group*

 

*Mikan has added 13 people to the group*

 

*Kokichi has changed mikan’s name to Sweet but a psyhoe*

 

*Kokichi has changed Sweet but a psyhoe’s name to Sweet but a psycho*

 

Kokichi: whoops!

 

*Kokichi has left the group*

 

*Sweet but a psycho logged off*

 


 

2:42 pm

 

*komaeda and 2 others logged in*

 

Komaeda: hinata-kun~ i’ll change your nickname!

 

*Komaeda has changed Hinata’s nickname to MPD ahoge*

 

MPD ahoge: why

 

Komaeda: don’t you like it? :<

 

MPD ahoge: ...fine

 

Komaeda: :>

 

MPD ahoge: but i get to do yours >:)

 

Komaeda: <:/

 

*MPD ahoge had changed Komaeda’s name to Suicide bomber*

 

MPD ahoge: nice

 

Suicide bomber: an ultimate gave me a nickname! An honor!

 

MPD ahoge: not nice

 

Suicide bomber: :(

 

*Chiaki logged on*

 

Chiaki: do mine, please

 

Suicide bomber: anything to serve an ultimate!

 

*Suicide bomber has changed Chiaki’s name to pixelated*

 

Pixelated: nice

 

Pixelated: nap time now, who wants cuddles

 

Suicide bomber: me!

 

MPD ahoge: i’m omw

 

Pixelated: nice

 

*Pixelated and 2 others have logged off*

 


 

3:56 pm

 

*Suicide bomber and 12 others have logged in*

 

*Suicide bomber has changed 10 names*

 

Impasta’d to death: What is this?

 

Deep fried oreo: send nudes

 

Impasta’d to death: I will not!

 

Deep fried oreo: not you, girls!

 

Shot through the heart: send donuts

 

YOLT: What does this mean?

 

Suicide bomber: You Only Live Twice

 

YOLT: Ah, I see!

 

YOLT: Akane, back to training!

 

Shot through the heart: Ok!

 

*YOLT and 1 other logged off*

 

They made an off switch: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO??!?

 

That’s one way to take her breath away: that’s why. Now shut it, you dolt

 

Pecked to death: why?????

 

Suicide bomber: peko

 

Natasha romanoff: same hat

 

Fury’s eyepatch: did you just /meme/

 

Natasha romanoff: yes

 

Fury’s eyepatch: /but why/

 

Natasha romanoff: i can. Answer my question

 

Fury’s eyepatch: endgame, that’s why

 

Natasha romanoff: CHANGE IT QUICK

 

Fury’s eyepatch: why?

 

Mufasa: why,,, do you do this,,, to   e,, 

 

*Mufasa logged off*

 

Sarabi: who’s dying

 

Zazu: i don’t condone murder, usually

 

Zazu: today i’m helping

 

Sarabi: :)

 

*Sarabi and 9 others have logged off*

 


 

4:32 pm

 

*Sarabi and 12 others have logged on*

 

Sarabi: Let’s introduce ourselves!

 

Sarabi: I’m Sonia!

 

YOLT: The one and only Nekomaru!

 

Mufasa: the supreme overlord gundham!

 

Zazu: souda

 

*Kokichi added Kokichi to the group*

 

Kokichi: Panta

 

*Kokichi has left the group*

 

Fury’s eyepatch: i’m fuyuhiko, and i just saw a gay flag

 

Sweet but a psycho: m,,me too

 

Sweet but a psycho: (i’m m,,mikan)

 

MPD ahoge: an underclassman (hinata)

 

Pixelated: who’s worthy of (chiaki)

 

Suicide bomber: our approval (komaeda)

 

Pecked to death: terrifying, i’m mahiru

 

Suicide bomber: no u

 

That’s one way to take her breath away: u, dead. By hiyoko, me

 

MPD ahoge: why? why are you like this?

 

Suicide bomber: uwu

 

Pixelated: perish

 

Suicide bomber: *pewish

 

Pixelated: die

 

Suicide bomber: nevew uwu

 

*MPD ahoge has muted Suicide bomber for 1 hour. Reason: be nice Ko!*

 

Pixelated: ha!

 

MPD ahoge: i’ll mute u too

 

Pixelated: shutting up now

 

Impasta’d to death: togami!

 

Pixelated: twogami

 

Impasta’d to death: no

 

Pixelated: besides, u’re a spy and a fake

 

Impasta’d to death: …..maybe so

 

MPD ahoge: a wild meme

 

Pixelated: shut

 

Pixelated: anyway

 

*Pixelated kicked Impasta’d to death from the group*

 

Pixelated: no fakes

 

They made an off switch: Concert!!! At 7!!!!! Don’t be late!!! 

 

Deep fried oreo: hi ibuki send nudes

 

They made an off switch: Absolutely not!

 

*They made an off switch logged off*

 

Deep fried oreo: rude!

 

*Pixelated muted Deep fried oreo for 6 hours*

 

Pixelated: no perving.

 

Pixelated: anyway. teruteru said he cooked lunch just now. anyone want some?

 

They made an off switch: ME

 

MPD ahoge: yes

 

MPD ahoge: nagito also says yes

 

*MPD ahoge logged off*

 

Sarabi: Yes! Souda, Gundham and I will be there soon!

 

*Sarabi and 2 others logged off*

 

Pixelated: cute

 

Sweet but a psycho: y,,yes,, please

 

Fury’s eyepatch: yes.

 

Natasha Romanoff: yes

 

Shot through the heart: i’m always up to eat!

 

YOLT: As am I!

 

*YOLT and 4 others logged off*

 

Pixelated: anyone else?

Pecked to death: yeah, me and hiyoko are coming.

 

*Pecked to death and 1 other have logged off*

 

Pixelated: i think it’s just me then

 

*Pixelated has logged off*