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DefyingGravity: Against Mido’s advice I have decided to make this group chat
Deku: A horrible decision really
Iida Tenya: I would like to say it was against mine as well.
DefyingGravity: What did I just say. Quiet yourself
Minuwu: B E T
Minuwu has changed KingExplosiowo to Bakubitch
Minuwu has changed Eijirowo name to Hard;)
Minuwu has changed Serowo name to SpooderMon
Minuwu has changed Denkiwi name to ElectricAvenue
Minuwu has changed Jirowo name to PunkLesbian
Minuwu has changed Minuwu name to BubbleGumBitch
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I want to know but also I really really don’t
Hard;): Trust me you don’t
SpooderMon: shit goes doooowwwnnn in the bakusquad chat
BubbleGumBitch: Ignore them im great
PunkLesbian: Shes a menace
Toru <3: It ok ily Mina
BubbleGumBitch: <3 uwu
Toru <3: nvm
BubbleGumBitch: Traitors the lot of you
BubbleGumBitch: Apparently the only one who love me are Bakugo and Kami
BubbleGumBitch: loves of my life where r u
DefyingGravity: Left for one minuet and Mina has disowned most of her friend group and honestly if that aint a mood I think imma do smthg similar
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Is it me
DefyingGravity: no its not you tsu you’re a delight and were happy to have you
Deku: Is it me??
DefyingGravity: Its not Tsu
WhenIWas: Btw guys Bakugo is making dinner
WhenIWas: And Sato is making dessert
WhenIWas: Sato is taking requests
WhenIWas: Bakugo is not
BubbleGumBitch: Is that where my boy is
WhenIWas: Yeah and Kaminari has been put to work for him
PunkLesbian: Can we get an F in the chat for our fallen soldier
PunkLesbian: He’s not dead yet but he cant cook and bakuboys gonna kill him when he learns this
Toru <3: F
Shoto: Personally if Sato is taking requests I would like some sugar cookies
TheFrenchiestFry: Oh! I would like to second this
SpooderMon: omg yes please
WhenIWas: He says he’s on it
Yaomomo: How did Bakugo get caught up in cooking for the class
Hard;): It was my turn
SpooderMon: Bless baku out here doing gods work and saving us from Kiri’s cooking
Tails: Just got here one Why this group chat two why is that Gods work
BubbleGumBitch: OK SO
Hard;): IT WASN’T THAT BAD YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN
Bakubitch: Shitty hair it was really fucking bad
Bakubitch: And also fuck you round face
Bakubitch has left
ElectricAvenue added Bakubitch
Bakubitch: ARNT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE CHOPPING SHIT
ElectricAvenue: Ok I was
ElectricAvenue: til I almost cut off my finger and got blood on the bell peppers and
ElectricAvenue: Momo had to come save me
ElectricAvenue: So she set me to time out and is bandaging my finger while Jiro chops
Bakubitch: You’re a fucking moron
ElectricAvenue: We been knew
DefyingGravity: The Bakusquad Fascinates me in a way nothing has in a long time
Tails: Uraraka sorry to interrupt but you forgot to answer my question
Shoto: Yes I am also curious and I was in the original conversation of whether it should be a thin g that exists
DefyingGravity: I thought it be a nice thing to help us connect
Yaomomo: I think this is a wonderful it’s also a terrific way for me and Iida to have contact with all of you!! What a great idea Uraraka
WhenIWas: Insomnia squad sound off
Deku: Wong chat
WhenIWas: Did I stutter Midoriya
Deku: Nope sorry sir lmao
Toru <3: Here
WhenIWas: It seems we are all here tonight
Toru <3: sup
PunkLesbian: Looks like it
WhenIWas: Kaminari would you please begin with a debatable crack head question that will inevitably make us question our existence
ElectricAvenue: Obvs we all know tht ojir is a furry bc of course he is
Deku: Wait wait wheres you evidence sir
Shoto: the council accepts his evidence
ElectricAvenue: if hes a furry does that make at @Toru <3 also a furry bc theyre dating
Toru <3: I don’t like this convo
Toru <3: no its not
Deku: his evidence was pretty rock solid
ElectricAvenue: Like kiri
PunkLesbian: stfu I hated that
DefyingGravity: You haven’t lived till you experience a half asleep Kirishima stumble into our shared kitchen pull out the milk to smell it
DefyingGravity: Then recoil in disgust, smell it again, shrug then walk away chugging it from the carton
Spooodermon: Kiri scares me sometimes but ya know
BubbleGumBitch: It be like that sometimes
DefyingGravity: Is he ok?
Deku: Are any of us?
Iida Tenya: Izuku that was surprisingly dark are you feeling quite alright?
Deku: Yeah I’m fine Iida lol
Spooodermon: Well that’s a fucking lie
Spooodermon: We may not be the closest friend and I tell that
Spooodermon: I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say you can talk about whats wrong
Bakubitch: Look Tape face now you can harass more people about their damn mental health then just fucking me and Pikachu
Deku: Sorry to worry you guys really I’m okay I’m just tired thanks though Sero I appreciate it
Iida Tenya: Glad to hear it
Iida Tenya: Since I’m here I hope everyone is up and getting ready for class
DefyingGravity: Yes Iida!!
PunkLesbian: @ElectricAvenue are you awake and did you do Present Mic’s homework
Spooodermon: to both
PunkLesbian: I’m not surprised just disappointed
BubbleGumBitch: I’ll get him
PunkLesbian: thx I need him to check my homework
Tails: Just got here and no offense to Kaminari but ??
Spooodermon: Kami is fluent in English
Deku: Woooahhh that’s so cool!! I didn’t know that about him
Bakubitch: Yeah bc hes a moron at most points
PunkLesbian: If you come confirm by homework is right ill let you copy it
BubbleGumBitch: I’m about to get in on this
Toru <3: I recommend you do it relatively quickly, if you want to eat and you guys don’t want to be late to Aizawa’s class
DefyingGravity has chan ged Iida Tenya to ExhaustPipe
DefyingGravity: Where are you what happened to not being late?!????
BubbleGumBitch: Were Worlking on irt!!
SpooderMon: Ok so
SpooderMon has changed the title of this chat to Cereal Killers
SpooderMon: sorry I was bored of “untitled chat”
SpooderMon: @TheFrenchiestFry why do you put stickers on your own paper??
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: your so cute
Yaomomo: Guys put your phone away! Your going to get in trouble!
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: No offense Momo but I don’t think Aizawa really cares today. He’s asleep…
WhenIWas: As long as we get our work done and don’t wake him up I doubt he’ll care
ExhaustPipe: I hope you all realize the disrespect this shows towards our education after all were going to be the next leaders, we must set a proper example.
SpooderMon: Wanna see how many books we can stack on top of Kirishima before he either wakes up or it falls????
ElectricAvenue: with all my heart!!
ExhaustPipe: NO ABSOLUTLY NOT
ExhaustPipe: KAMINARI AND SERO SIT DOWN THIS INSTANT
Bakubitch: What the Fuck do want fucking frogface
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Are you just going to watch this happen??
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: You’re not going to stop them??
Bakubitch: NO I DON’T GIVE A FUCK GO THE HELL AWAY
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: But what if they get in trouble wont that look bad on you because you’re their “leader”
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: But what if when Kiri wakes up the books fall and hurt him
Bakubitch: Don’t think I don’t see what your fucking doing frog face
Bakubitch: fuck you
ExhaustPipe: Bakugo thank you very much for the assistance in corralling our classmates
Bakubitch: Suck a dick
ExhaustPipe: Bakugo! Please avoid using such vulgar language
ElectricAvenue: you know who’s dick Bakuboy wants to suck ;)
Deku: WHY IS KACCHAN YELLING?!?!
Deku: GUYS HE GONNA WAKE UP AIZAWA
WhenIWas: What a mad banquet of darkness
PunkLesbian: ok update time
PunkLesbian: contrary to popular hope Kaminari is fine he’s a faster runner than originally assumed
Tails: you’ve got to admit if there’s one thing the Bakusquad can do it run. I swear I’ve seen Mina just book it down the hallway so fast if she wasn’t so pink, I would have though she was Iida.
PunkLesbian: Bakugo is in a time out
Toru <3: meaning
PunkLesbian: He’s not allowed to leave his room
Toru <3: Woah is this a punishment for him or a reward for us lol
Bakubitch: STFU INVISABITCH BEFORE I BLOW YOUR ASS UP
Toru <3: …
Toru <3 has changed Toru <3 name to Invisabitch <3
high key if wanna see any characters appear or any relationship that doesn't conflict with the ones I have already set in my mind and written in the relationship part of the tags leave me a comment
you could also leave me usernames suggestions or group chat names I wanna keep user names pretty consistent but I don't have my heart set on the ones I have now. I think I'm also going to end up changing around the group chat title a lot because that's what happens in my own personal ones
ElectricAvenue has changed Shoto to IcyHotPainRelief
ElectricAvenue: I bet you relieve Midoriya’s pain ;)
IcyHotPainRelief: You want that to be an innuendo but its not
IcyHotPainRelief: I admire that you tried and stood by it though
IcyHotPainRelief: And your so luck
IcyHotPainRelief: because he’s not awake for once if he was, I would have murdered you
ElectricAvenue: your just mean
IcyHotPainRelief: were gonna delete these messages
ElectricAvenue has deleted 3 messages
IcyHotPainRelief has deleted 6 messages
SugarDaddy: @ElectricAvenue @IcyHotPainRelief u guys good??
ElectricAvenue : (*￣▽￣)d
SugarDaddy: …did you sleep
ElectricAvenue : (╥﹏╥)
SugarDaddy: Imma take that as a no
SugarDaddy: I’m making breakfast if u want 2 join?
ElectricAvenue : omw
SpooderMon: pssstt kmai are you ok?? Is Todoroki threatening you
IcyHotPainRelief: Kaminari is fine. He appreciates your concern.
BubbleGuBitch: alright girls here the crucial decision we need to establish today.
BubbleGuBitch: which boys the cutest Bakugo or Todoroki
PunkLesbian: im gay
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: You still have eyes and therefore an opinion.
PunkLesbian: just saying
Octodick: I hope im readiing this right and assuming the guys can sit out of this?
WhenIWas: fuck I hope so
BubbleGuBitch: not only allowed but expected. Male opinions are not respected in this household
BubbleGuBitch: we take into account only appearances, personalities are irrelevant.
Yaomomo: I wouldn’t usually participate in this sort of thing, but I would like to say @IcyHotPainRelief
PunkLesbian: yes but consider the fact that @Bakubitch tiddies are bigger than mine and his skin is clear in a way that isn’t fair considering he’s a teenager
DefyingGravity: Todo ily but gotta go with Baku on this one
Invisabitch: but yall aren’t appreciating Todoroki hes like the perfect pretty boy and the cutest guy in class
Tails: thx babe
Invisabitch: Ily but I stand by it.
Hard;): You guys this should be no question todoroki is my bro but have so seen Bakugo hes so manly it makes me jealous sometimes and he’s got really great muscles which makes him really attractive!!
Deku: Todoroki is also very in shape with a very attractive body, More importantly hes got a natural elegance that puts him above Kacchan because that aura only make him more attractive
Hard;): Ok but back to what Jiro said Baku’s got a gorgeous face once you get passed the scowling he’s really pretty and his eyes are like rubies and their the prettist.
Deku: Shoto has heterochromia which mean he has more than one pretty eye color. His face while chisled isn’t as sharp as bakugo’s which is definitely more approachable and attractive
DefyingGravity: Izu idk how to tell you this mate
DefyingGravity: that’s kinds gay
BubbleGuBitch: k kiri we get it
BubbleGuBitch: you want Bakubitch’s4 man tiddies
Hard;): MINA THAT’S NOT WHAT I SADI AT ALL ASFLJSGH;KOP
Tails: Kirishima yelling in all caps wow I feel like ive just witnessed a sin
Exhaustpipe: Uraraka may I ask what you have down to turn our friends face the other of Kirishima hair?
DefyingGravity: Whaaaaatt?? How did you know it was me!!! That’s not faiiiirr…
IcyHotPainRelief: @Deku I didn’t know you thought that thank you for your kind words
Deku: np just doing gods work :)
SpooderMon: @bakubitch do you have something to say to Kiri??
Bakubitch: SHUT UP IM HERE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Bakubitch: Sleep with one eye open ILL STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN TAPE
Bakubitch: Shitty hair come here ill make you dinner
ElectricAvenue : That was bakugou for thanks in case yall were concerned
Yaomomo: Im still concerned but thank you anyway Kaminari the translation is appreciated
Yaomomo: I’m curious. Why hasn’t Bakugou attempted to leave yet or change his name??
PunkLesbian: ok so
BubbleGumBitch: damn it
ElectricAvenue: Booo u whore
BubbleGumBitch: Denks pls if anyone is a ho in the bakusquad its u loser
ElectricAvenue: :( no one appreciates me
Spooodermon: Got that right
TheFrenchiestFry: I logged in to get the tea but im kinda scared because Jiro has been typing for a while and usually you guys just send a long string of texts
PunkLesbian: Back in the early days of the Bakusquad group chat im talking when the chat was actually called the bakusquad early bakugou didn’t want to stay in the chat. Like he left a lot. And someone would always add him back to the point where it
almost became a game. Kami did it a lot because he’s always awake and did it sometimes. But eventually we got tired of that and our reaction times slowed down. Kaminari said oh no and stole his phone and gave it to one of the support kids he’s friends
with and they removed his ability to leave chats or change his name.
PunkLesbian: And theres your tea
TheFrenchiestFry: That’s some lovely tea
WhenIWas: Welcome back
WhenIWas: Tis time once again
WhenIWas: Insomniacs sound off
Invisabitch <3: Here
Octodick: Im not a part of the regulars but may I join tonight?
WhenIWas: The insomnia lifestyle accepts all
ElectricAvenue: are we a cult
WhenIWas: Shoji as you are the guest ill allow you to choose whos 3am thought were going to be forced to listen too
Octodick: Shoto I suppose
IcyHotPainRelief: ok so
IcyHotPainRelief: I think Aizawa has a child in General studies
Deku: I told you Shinsou and Mr. Aizawa are not related
IcyHotPainRelief: Your also a traitor that cant be trusted and Shoji said it my turn
Invisabitch <3: Could yall feel Todoroki pouting through text
IcyHotPainRelief: Excuse you Hagekure I do not pout
IcyHotPainRelief: Now like I was saying
ElectricAvenue: yes the counsel demands your evidence for this theory
IcyHotPainRelief: Ok if you’ve interacted with him you would know theyre almost the same person
IcyHotPainRelief: Like same personality same exhaustion both cynical
IcyHotPainRelief: They also look the same right
IcyHotPainRelief: They have the same eyes and smile like its almost creepy
IcyHotPainRelief: And their hair have you noticed that shinsous hair looks remarkably like Aizawa’s when he is using his quirk
Octodick: huh im kind intrigued
Deku: Coincidences aren’t evidence
Invisabitch: Midoriya are you sure your just not upset you didn’t figure it out first
ElectricAvenue: I thourally convinced by todo but Izu im not so sure about
ElectricAvenue: I think Izu feels challenged by the conspiracy theorist
ElectricAvenue: yea u
Octodick: Im not apart of the usual group but do you think you should leave him alone
Deku: Its okay Shoji its all harmless
Deku: @ElectricAvenue Let's Tell Each Other Secrets
Deku: I Hate You
WhenIWas has changed the title of this chat to The Chamber of Secrets
Octodick: I kinda wish I was apart of the rest of the class waking up to this
If you wanna see any characters appear or any relationship that doesn't conflict with the ones I have already set in my mind and written in the relationship part of the tags leave me a comment
you could also leave me usernames suggestions or group chat names I wanna keep user names pretty consistent but I don't have my heart set on the ones I have now. I think I'm also going to end up changing around the group chat title a lot because that's what happens in my own personal ones
[Chamber of Secrets]
SnowWhite: In case you are curious!
SnowWhite: yes Bakugo did throw Mineta out the Window
Invisabitch <3: Good
SnowWhite: No neither of them are being expelled
PunkLesbian: shame the grape bitch deserves it
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Wait wait why did Bakugou throw him out a window
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: that’s a very him thing to do but ??
ElectricAvenue: He made a very suggestive comment at Mina and Bakugo doesn’t put up with that shit at all
Invisabitch <3: No offense Kaminari but aren’t you guys friends
ElectricAvenue: Sorta?? I mean we were closer earlier but he’s a bit much you know…
PunkLesbian: A bit?!??!
ElectricAvenue: yeah I know I know im sorry kyo ily
PunkLesbian: uh huh
Hard;): Guys!! Since Bakubro is locked in his room lets go visit him and have movie night!!!
Bakubitch: ABSOLUTLY NOT
SpooderMon: OMG YESS
Bakubitch: I SAID NO
Bakubitch: IM LOCKING MY DOORS
Hard;): No offense bakubro but like that will stop us
ExhaustPipe: I MUST REQUEST YOU DO NOT BREAK BAKUGOUS DOOR IN ORDER TO GET INTO HIS ROOM
Hard;): No worries prez weve got a better plan that that :)))
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: wait do you plan on picking the locks or something its an electric door you know
PunkLesbian: Tsu ily but how could we get through an electric door…@ElectricAvenue
ElectricAvenue: oh yeah
ElectricAvenue: me and kiri and grabbing some of Bakugous hot Cheetos
Deku: back up I was lurking and you can just get into any room despite it being locked kami??
ElectricAvenue: I mean yeah I just add some extra electricity into the door to over load the system and in the time its being fried and therefore restarting I just open the door
ElectricAvenue: I don’t like carrying around my room key
Deku: WOAH that’s super cool how did you figure that out and does that same idea work for other types of electronic
Deku: I wonder if Aizawa knows about this isn’t it kind of a security risk
Deku: Did you ever tell him
Bakubitch: STFU DEKU AND STOP BOTHERING MY IDIOTS
Bakubitch: BRING ME MY FUCKING CHEETOS YOU LOSERS
Hard;): He does care :,)
DefyingGravity has changed DefyingGravity to We’reSoaringFLYING
We’reSoaringFLYING: Deku why do we never do anything fun like that
We’reSoaringFLYING: The bakusqaud does movie night and the izucrew never doesn’t anything exciting
ExhaustPipe: Pardon I thought we were call the Dekusquad
We’reSoaringFLYING: We were
We’reSoaringFLYING: But me and tsu decided that Izucrew sounded better!!
Deku: id just like to have a group name that isn’t mine…
ExhaustPipe: seems unrealistic
Sero was the last to enter get to Bakugou’s room. He knew this by Mina and Kami’s spamming on his phone, that “they were all waiting on him” and “Grab some extra water bottles when you come up”. Needless to say, his arms were filled with snacks and drinks that had been requested. Reaching the door, he tried to shuffle the snack to one side to knock then realizing his efforts were pretty much in vain he uses his foot to slam against the bottom of the door.
“Don’t hit on my damn door so hard-”
“Sero did you bring my chips-”
Several responses could be heard from inside that only grew louder as the door was swung open by Mina who hugged him around the snacks in her arms. He laughed and heard one of the bags of chips get slightly squished, but eventually, Mina pulled away and gather some of the haul he had brought up and let him come inside.
Bakugou was scowling, but still letting Kami settles legs thrown over him. He appeared to be charging Bakugou’s and his phones while they were both on them. While Kami was settled on Bakugou’s with on pillows under him, head by the headboard, Kirishima like Bakugou had his back against the wall and had his head settles onto Bakugous shoulder with his eyes closed looking very relaxed. Jiro was laying at the end of the bed with the laptop that he assumed was to watch whatever movie they settled on. It did always take some debate with them.
Like him and as tradition dictates, they were all wearing their comfiest clothes to sleep in because they knew that Iida was busy with his friends and would forget to bother them about sleeping in their own dorms. All of them, except for Kami and Kiri seemed to go for some measure of sweatpants. Mina’s were a pink that was so bright it almost hurt to look at while Jiro’s were a purple so dark, it almost looked black. Kirishima had on red basketball shorts a white tank top that matched his own and Jiro’s, but Bakugou seemed to have decided to forego a shirt altogether. Kami decided to rock a baggy Sweatshirt that falls to the point where he couldn’t see his pants. He was also very sure that Pullover was his but decided that was a battle for later.
Mina dropped the snack on the table that Bakugou had next to his bed and settled near Jiro by the foot of the bed. It was going to be a tight squeeze to get them all on the bed, so Sero thought it was a good thing that they had already seemingly worn down Bakugou’s resistance to this by now. In fact, the blonde barely flinched as he settled next to Kaminari looking at his friends' Instagram feed, Kami gave him a blinding smile and shifted slightly so Sero could see his phone. There was a strange peace in the room that came with the quiet. Till it was broken with the inevitable argument after Jiro’s question.
“So what movie are we watching tonight?”
Shoto was happy to let the rest of them battle it out for what movie they were watching. They had ended up in Uraraka’s room and were planning on watching their movie with Iida’s mini projector that he had bought after the movie nights became more frequent. Currently, Shoto was leaned up against the headboard eating the bags of popcorn Izuku had brought over from the bowl trying to ignore the warmth coming from the green-haired boy on his left. If Uraraka wasn’t so focused on arguing why they should watch Up for the third time she would definitely be teasing him for the faint blush that is definitely on his face.
They always watched kids’ movies on nights like these. For multiple reasons, the feelings of nostalgia, the stress relief, but mainly because Shoto had never seen these movies. Well, he had seen some of them now, but before UA his father had seen many of these movies as a waste of time and he hadn’t been allowed to watch them. Well, in actuality his father saw most media as a waste of time.
His friends (he almost smiled at the warm feeling thinking about that provided) almost always argued about the movie. Not nearly as much as the Bakusquad mind you, but still a good amount. From their position in Uraraka’s room, they could hear the loud yelling they could only assume was coming from Bakugou’s room. It seemed Kirishima really wanted to watch Jaws tonight and Bakugou would be dammed if they were watching that movie again. Shoto usually lets his friends decide what movie to watch, he didn’t have any opinions on something he hadn’t seen before after all. He told them as much when they expected him to settle their arguments.
“GUYS,” Shoto almost jumped at Izuku’s sudden increase in volume. “You know what we should watch, and I can’t believe we didn’t think of this sooner.” Midoriya seemed giddy, with childish excitement at his thought.
“Up?” Uraraka said with a smirk.
“Oh, hush you, no, we should watch Frozen, Todoroki is practically half Elsa as is!” That idea seemed to pick up traction Iida picking up on the lack of argument decided to put the movie on immediately that way no more disagreement could happen. Shoto looked at the green-haired boy on his left with a raised eyebrow and a look of confusion. Midoriya just smiled back.
“Trust me you’ll see”
Izuku woke up with breathing in some of his friend's bicolored hair. Shoto’s head was resting on his shoulder with his arm underneath him and he had his chin rested on top of Shoto. They were curled together with various libs intertwined under the covers. Izuku had to force himself to not panic the moment he felt his friend so close. After all, Shoto was practically nuzzling into his chest.
Looking around as much as he could he saw Uraraka and Tsuyu curled up together next to Iida on the opposite side of the bed. Shifting his legs, he felt one someone on top of them, likely Uraraka.
Shoto shifted in his sleep and curled closer to him and made a soft humming sound. Izuku could feel his face heat up, and he really hoped Shoto didn’t wake up right now. Izuku’s phone was still in his pocket and as slowly as he could he pulled it out to check the time.
Early. Especially for a Saturday.
He saw on his notification bar 9+ messages from Chamber of Secrets, he smiled lightly before slowly putting his phone away. He considered the bicolored boy in his arms. Would this make him uncomfortable? He seemed comfortable now, but he was asleep. On the other hand, Izuku thought he looks so beautiful right now. Izuku took a deep breath then settled back into cuddling his friend. Might as well take what he can get.
On the opposite side of the hall, Kirishima wakes up trying to figure out why it was so hard to breathe. His vision was blurry from just waking up and he could hear his friends breathing around him. The window had been left somewhat open last night so now that the sun was up that crack meant there was a bright line directly in his eyes. Taking a moment to rub his eye his breath caught in his throat. For a moment he realized why Bakugou called him stupid.
And speaking of Bakugou, the blonde shifted on top of him. Bakugou was lying with his head on his chest with the covers on top of both of them.
He was warm. And kind of soft. And-
That was the end of that thought process. Kirishima knew he should probably see if he could carefully remove him. God, Bakugou would freak if he woke up like this.
Placing his hands on Bakugou’s waist he attempted to sit up slightly so he could get a look around. Turning his head both ways, on his right Kaminari was cuddling with Mina and just barely staying on the bed, and on his left Jiro was pressed against the wall in a way that could not be comfortable. From the weight he felt on his legs he could assume Sero was at the end of the bed.
All of a sudden, his back was on the bed again.
“Go back to sleep, Shitty hair. Its fuck o’clock on a Saturday, why are you up?”
He locked eyes with his friends barely red orbs. Katsuki had a slight smirk on his face and used his arm to prop his head upon his chest. Kirishima could tell he was tired as he was practically falling back asleep on his chest. A small bubble of pride in his chest that His friend felt comfortable enough to be like this around him.
Kirishima made a hum of agreement and lightly lifted Bakugou’s head from his hand back down to Kirishima's chest.
“Just the sun, you’re right so you should go back to sleep as well,” Kirishima said and judging by the light snoring coming from Bakugou he doubted that he had heard him. Kirishima noted that his hand was still placed on his friend’s waist. Bakugou had been pretty out of it but he hadn’t commented on it. Had he cared?
He decided to indulge, Just for a moment. He slid his hand from around his waist till his arm was curled around his back and he was more or less holding Katsuki to his chest. Might as well take what he can get.
[Chamber of Secrets]
Tails: I don’t think Bakugou went for his morning run
Tails: Usually he agressivly making breakfast for the Bakusquad by now
Invisabitch <3: Hes probably still in bed sleeping in for once.
Invisabitch <3: Like you should be >:(
Tails: morning workout
Invisabitch <3: ik ik
Invisabitch <3: bring me breakfast????????
Tails: Sure, what do you want
Invisabitch <3: ceral or smthg idk
Invisabitch <3: nothing exciting id go down myself but that would require putting on like actual clothes because you never lnow when Mineta is lurking
TheFrenchiestFry: mon cheri you’re so brave to speak his name
Invisabitch <3: Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself
Tails: lol babe cheerios or raisin bran
Invisabitch <3: who here eats raisin bran?? Ya nasty
TheFrenchiestFry: I believe that would be Iida~
Invisabitch <3: disgusting,,,,
Tails: omw up with your cheerios
Invisabitch <3: ily
WhenIWas: it is far to early for you all to be loving and gross in the group chat
Invisabitch <3: your just jealous
WhenIWas: I take offense to that
Invisabitch <3: you should
Octodick: I know that its definitely to early for you two to be picking a fight
Octodick: Tokoyami how about we ask Mr. Aizawa if we can go watch that new horror movie you’ve been wanting to see
WhenIWas: sure that sounds nice
Invisabitch <3: gay
WhenIWas: so your boyfriend
Tails: Im pan and why have I been dragged into this
Invisabitch <3: cause he gay
WhenIWas: doth thee wanteth to square! thee speaketh lies and i wonneth't tol'rate t anym're! like a toad, ugly and venemous rampallian wench
Invisabitch <3 ily bby ;*
WhenIWas: We shall fight in the burning abyss in hell I call home
Octodick: Aizawa wasn’t awake so I asked present mic and he said we can leave whenever as long as were back by one pm
WhenIWas: alright that sound good
TheFrenchiestFry: I just watched that go down and it was lovelyyy ⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒
TheFrenchiestFry: nothing on nexflix compares to the artistry that is Tokoyami speaking
WhenIWas: I have an atheistic
Octodick: No that was you bring dramatic
Octodick: are you ready to leave
WhenIWas: omw down
TheFrenchiestFry: are you all really heading to watch a horror movie at 8am
WhenIWas: why not
TheFrenchiestFry: I suppose
TheFrenchiestFry: Have fun mes amis!
Octodick: thanks Aoyama
[Chamber of Secrets]
BubbleGumBitch has changed the title of this chat to Cool Name Pending...
BubbleGumBitch: Im surprisingly the first member of the Bakusquad awake
BubbleGumBitch: WOULD ANYONE ONE LIKE TO ASK ME WHY
BubbleGumBitch: oh mom im so glad you care ilysm
BubbleGumBitch: my fucking best friend who a bitch btw
BubbleGumBitch: I wake up with a clump of Kaminari’s hair in my mouth
BubbleGumBitch: gross right so I spit it out and make a face like any normal person
BubbleGumBitch: NOW me and Kami are spooning
BubbleGumBitch: you know as lonely single friends do and I shift ever so slightly to try and recover my arm from where it lies under him
SugarDaddy: for reference
SugarDaddy: is Kaminari the little spoon right now?
BubbleGumBitch: yes as is his rightful place as one of my bitches
SugarDaddy: alright sorry for the interruption I believe you were saying how Kaminari is a bitch
BubbleGumBitch: ah yes quite right
BubbleGumBitch: SO THIs little blonde hoe takes my light movement as a open invitation to fucking change positions all together
BubbleGumBitch: and he moves and throws me to the fucking floor and
BubbleGumBitch: has the fucking audacity to sleep through it
SugarDaddy: how many of you are in the bed??
SugarDaddy: like did you fall on who ever else wasn’t in the bed??
SugarDaddy: like whoever I assumed was sleeping on the floor?
BubbleGumBitch: im offended
BubbleGumBitch: you think we leave people out?? Good joke. Everyone fits in the bed.
SugarDaddy: there are six of you
SugarDaddy: that cant be comfortable
BubbleGumBitch: never claimed it was
BubbleGumBitch: I got pushed on the floor
BubbleGumBitch: do you remember that
SugarDaddy: I mean yes but like how
SugarDaddy: Sero is very tall and both Bakugou and Kirishima are quite large as well? I mean Kaminari I pretty small and your and Jiro are as well put like that math sholdnt work.
SugarDaddy: even if you all and laying one by one right next to each other.
SugarDaddy: Bakugou doent strike me as the cuddly type
BubbleGumBitch: hes not till its 4 am and he tired and cold and just wants Kirishima to hold him
SugarDaddy: Im learning a lot about the Bakusquad
BubbleGumBitch: gtg my girl Jiro is up
[Cool Name Pending...]
TheFrenchiestFry: Tokoyami and Shoji I saw you all coming in sitting how was your movie!!~~
Octodick: It was alright I personally prefer horror books over movies
WhenIWas: it relied a lot upon gory jump scares which lost its appeal a little which because you could begin to predict them, but I enjoyed it was fun.
Yaomomo: has anyone heard from the Dekusquad
Deku: can we not?
Yaomomo: apologizes the Izucrew ill try to remember
We’reSoaringFLYING: your forgiven :)
Deku: Ura pls
SnowWhite: Midoriya why is it you don’t like the name of your group being you name
Deku: ok so
Deku: it kinda implies im some sort of leader of the group kinda like Bakugou is for his friends and im not really
Deku: and it seems like its implying im the most important and I don’t like that were all important
Deku: and like ily guys its fine really just makes me a little flustered
We’reSoaringFLYING: awwwee deku ilysm you’re the sweetest! You’re the one who brought all of us together it only makes since that are group is named after you
We’reSoaringFLYING: plus our group name is super cute and I refuse to change it
Yaomomo: pardon didn’t you already change it from before
We’reSoaringFLYING: sh shhhh shhhhhhh
just some light written fluff til we're back to your regularly scheduled crack
[Cool Name Pending...]
Hard;): has changed Hard;): to GayRock
GayRock: hmmmm im gaaayjfdkls
GayRock: lsiek fuck Kami hes so prettyyyyy
GayRock: huh… this appears to not be my private chat with Kami
GayRock: my bad my bad
GayRock: this feels like an appropriate time to come out and tell you all that
GayRock: to the surprise of no one im sure
GayRock: im gay
Yaomomo: thank you for telling us Kirishima I can speak for all of us I’m sure when I say we support you
Yaomomo: since were sharing I’m actually a lesbian
GayRock: I appreciate you momo
Yaomomo: I know were not the closest but since Kaminari doesn’t appear to be up I’m not much help with boys, but I can listen
GayRock: yes please
GayRock: hold up ill pm you
[Cool Name Pending...]
Deku: Just got back from a short work out and just wanted to say I support you and I wish you luck with your crush he’s not the most emotionally venerable person
Deku: also I’m bisexual :)
Deku: and now im out to all the people I care about in my life
GayRock: Mido your adorable and how do you know who I like?
Deku: it’s the way you look at him
Deku: like you’d follow him through hell without second thought
GayRock: I don’t look at him like that
Deku: If you say so
[Cool Name Pending...]
ElectricAvenue: kiri im so sorry I wasn’t awake ahhhhh
ElectricAvenue: ily man im sorry :(
GayRock: its good man
GayRock: honestly dude m real happy you slept you need to do that more often
ElectricAvenue: I love that you guys were just coming out last night
GayRock: don’t think I don’t see you ignoring the fact that Im worried about you
ElectricAvenue: did you know that im bisexual @Deku bi buddies
Deku: nah uh your only dragging me out here because you know It would be hypocritical to lecture you about your sleeping habits
ElectricAvenue: whhhhhaaaaaaaaaattttt neverrrrrrrr
Bakubitch: come get your fucking breakfast you morons before I let Pinkie here eat all of it
ElectricAvenue: Bakugous also gay
We’reSoaringFLYING: We been knew
Bakubitch: SHUT YOUR FUCK
[Cool Name Pending...]
PunkLesbian: as you all probably know Kaminari sits to my right in class. Endless source of entertainment but today in questioning my sanity
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Kyoka are you ok
Invisabitch <3: Guys present Mic is literally still here teaching
PunkLesbian: You guys are missing the fact that Kaminari is sitting right next to me eating his goddamn homework
WhenIWas: What the fuck
PunkLesbian: Mic passes out the papers and Kaminari picks it up and immediately takes a bite of it
PunkLesbian: Mic pauses cause how the fuck do you respond to that shit
PunkLesbian: Then Kaminari takes a second bite and Mic just moves on doesn’t say anything just keeps going
WhenIWas: What the fuck
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Kaminari are you feeling ok
ElectricAvenue: feeling great why do you ask
Tails: yall remember how peaceful English was before Kaminari began trying to establish dominance over Present Mic
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I wouldn’t say it was peaceful just a quieter kind of stress
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: much quieter confusion because English is confusing
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I consider myself to be pretty smart but spelling is terrible
ElectricAvenue: I before E, except after C or when sounded as A, as in neighbor and weigh.
TheFrenchiestFry: Oh are we speaking in English now mon ami?
ElectricAvenue: I mean part of that was French but yes
SpooderMon: oh fuck off both of you
SpooderMon: we get it kami your parents speak English
SpooderMon: we get it Aoyama you speak three languages
SpooderMon: yall bitches
WhenIWas: what crack are you on today Kaminari
[Cool Name Pending...]
BubbleGumBitch: oh boys
BubbleGumBitch: @GayRock @Bakubitch
BubbleGumBitch: who wants to murder a bitch ass grape fucker
Bakubitch: Point me at him
Bakubitch: no questions just me finally killing him
GayRock: ill ask for the story but ill still fight him because he’s gross and is terrible
Bakubitch: grubby fucking raisin
Bakubitch: imma blow him up
GayRock: while I find Bakugou because he might actually end up in prison if I don’t have eyes on him
GayRock: can you tell what happened
BubbleGumBitch: he shoved his goblin hand under my skirt and grabbed my ass
SpooderMon: need some help with hiding the body Bakugou
SpooderMon: cause he gonna die
ExhaustPipe: Classmates as much as I do not approve of Mineta’s actions, murder is not acceptable for the future pro heroes of the world
We’reSoaringFLYING: it would be worth it…
We’reSoaringFLYING: I say we put it to a vote
We’reSoaringFLYING: all in favor of Bakugou getting to murder Mineta please say aye
ExhaustPipe: Uraraka please
ExhaustPipe: everyone ignore her
ExhaustPipe: were not putting this to a vote
ExhaustPipe: we’ll report it to Mr. Aizawa
ExhaustPipe: I said NO
Bakubitch: AYE AND MY OPINION IS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS
Yaomomo has added Aizawa to Cool Name Pending...
Yaomomo: sir, Mineta is being…
Aizawa: I’ll add it to the file for him
Aizawa: and give him some house arrest so you don’t have to worry about him
GayRock: Mr. Aizawa why can’t you just expel him?
Aizawa: It’s a lot harder to get someone expelled in the middle of the year versus the beginning you need actual reasons and evidence
Aizawa: Mina tomorrow make a written statement
Aizawa: Bakugou if I find you’ve attacked Mineta again ill put you on house arrest
BubbleGumBitch: yes siiiiiiiirrr
hi i dont like Mineta idk if you can tell
[Cool Name Pending...]
WhenIWas: rise my followers
WhenIWas: tis time
PunkLesbian: its what u deserve
IcyHotPainRelief: shes right
PunkLesbian: I always am
ElectricAvenue: this is slander and I can and will expose both of you
ElectricAvenue: think is it really in your best interest to insult the boy who know all your secrets
ElectricAvenue: (。O ω O。)
ElectricAvenue: ill expose yall with no hesitation
Deku: no offense meant Kaminari but how do you know these things
IcyHotPainRelief: I mean we tell him
PunkLesbian: love him but hes as dense as you Midoriya
ElectricAvenue: tea people like talking to me
PunkLesbian: bc you’re such a dumbass your easy to talk to
PunkLesbian: your like a brickwall to bounce things off of
Deku: todo you know you can always talk to me right?
Deku: obviously you don’t have to if you more comfortable talking to Kaminari!!!!
Deku: I completely understand
Deku: bu I can always listen as well
IcyHotPainRelief: Of course I know that
IcyHotPainRelief: it was more circumstance
IcyHotPainRelief: because Kaminari is always awake when its 5am and your thinking about life and everything you’ve done wrong and theres only one active person
IcyHotPainRelief: you tend to talk to them
PunkLesbian: also Kaminari has the uncanny ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time and just know thing and I hate it
Invisabitch <3: sorry im late
Invisabitch <3: can confirm
Invisabitch <3: sometimes me aand Kaminari are just walking and hell be like lets go this way and well just stumble on some shit that we were probably not meant to see
Aizawa: things that will remain unmentioned if you want you grades to remain intact
ElectricAvenue: like I need help failing
Aizawa: you all have class tomorrow
Aizawa: why are you up
IcyHotPainRelief: y r u up?
WhenIWas: Ignore him
Deku: we’re normally up
WhenIWas: I kind of forgot you were here sir
Aizawa: I did too till my phone went off at 4 in the morning
Invisabitch <3: oop
Invisabitch <3: sorry sir
IcyHotPainRelief: it really do be like that
Deku: you need to spend less time with Kaminari
ElectricAvenue: what??? Im great??
Deku: your tainting his innocence
ElectricAvenue: yeah hed like to be tainting you innocence
IcyHotPainRelief: kami stfu
Deku: what does that even mean Kaminari
Invisabitch <3: oh tea???
IcyHotPainRelief: hush you
WhenIWas: has anyone noticed Todorki becomes very aggressively a teenager whenever there’s an adult around
IcyHotPainRelief: what does that even mean
PunkLesbian: Mr. Aizawa I gotta know
PunkLesbian: are you also just lurking and watching this happen??
Invisabitch <3: Oof
Aizawa: however all of you should go to sleep
Aizawa: do I make myself clear
Invisabitch <3: yes sir
WhenIWas: if I must
PunkLesbian: alright sir
IcyHotPainRelief: your not my dad
Deku: I don’t have a dad
IcyHotPainRelief: I wish I didn’t have a dad
ElectricAvenue: I don’t have parents at all
Deku: well aren’t we just a messed-up bunch
Aizawa: what part of now did you miss
Deku: yes sir
IcyHotPainRelief: yes sir
IcyHotPainRelief: quiet you electric blonde thot go to sleep or ill force you to
[Cool Name Pending...]
SugarDaddy: honestly sometimes waking up to this is the best part of my day
ElectricAvenue has changed SpooderMon to SexTape
SexTape: hey you
SexTape: I hate you
ElectricAvenue: ilyt bby
ExhaustPipe: Sorry to interrupt the morning tomfoolery from the Bakusquad
SexTape: did he really say that
ExhaustPipe: But has anyone heard from Uraraka
ExhaustPipe: She’s not been answering us, and we believe her to be ignoring us?
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: We’re not really sure but we haven’t been able to find her
Deku: yeah it may be nothing but like idk something feels off she wasn’t around yesterday and were just worried about her but have any of yall seen her or talked to her??
SugarDaddy: I saw her this morning
SugarDaddy: it was like early early
SugarDaddy: she was crying with Bakugou
SugarDaddy: and at first, I was ready to fight him but he was comforting her so I decided to just leave it alone and head back upstairs when I went back down later they were gone so I didn’t really think much of it
SugarDaddy: I wasn’t emotionally ready first thing in the morning to deal with the idea that Bakugou has tangible human emotions you know?
Deku: thanks Sato
Deku: and I don’t think anyone is ever emotionally ready
just a shorter chapter ya know and also i like drama and getting my emotions out through writing
[Cool Name Pending...]
We’reSoaringFLYING has changed t he title of this chat to The Awkward Turtles
Deku: I mean I guess
We’reSoaringFLYING: hey guys sorry I kinda vanished um im sick today so can you guys kinda keep me updated on whats going on??
Invisabitch <3: of corse babes not a problem
Invisabitch <3: your not missing much in english besides everyone trying to guess whether or not Aoyama and Kami are gossiping about them in english with present mic
Invisabitch <3: cause Mic was just like why don’t you all start your homework since im done teaching for today and were like hell yeah right
We’reSoaringFLYING: Kami stands up grabs Aoyama as he walks by and pulls him to the front and all of them are just talking and every once in a while they all turn and look at us then laugh and go back to talking
ExhaustPipe: Uraraka! Are you feeling quite alright if your sick then Midoriya and I can stop by during lunch so bring you to recovery girl.
We’reSoaringFLYING: oh nonnon no that ok Iida
We’reSoaringFLYING: its that that big of a deal just a light cold ill probably better tomorrow
We’reSoaringFLYING: just don’t want anyone else sick
ExhaustPipe: of course, that’s very responsible of you!
ExhaustPipe: but you do know I’m here to talk if you need too
ExhaustPipe: not just as your class president but as a friend as well
We’reSoaringFLYING: Iida ilysm
SexTape: yall are so wholesome
SexTape: I love that yall support each other unconditionally <3
SexTape: make me believe there is good in this world ;)
We’reSoaringFLYING: its not that deep
We’reSoaringFLYING: besides doesn’t the Bakusquad support each other
SexTape: define support
Bakubitch: stfu duct tape I need you to get your ass to the fucking tsble before pinkie and sparky die because no one is here to control them
Bakubitch: one peaceful lunch
Bakubitch: just fucking one
SexTape: hear me out
SexTape: the Bakusquad isn’t a friend group it’s a highyly dysfunctional family
SexTape: Bakugou is our mom because I meet his mother that is the kind of parent he will be
SexTape: Kiri is our dad bc have you ever met the guy??
SexTape: im the older sibling that was an accident so im a good bit older that the other kids so the parents want me to keep the peace
SexTape: and denki, mina and jiro are all the children of the family that the parent are trying to not kill/keep from dying
GayRock: how much have you thought about this?
SexTape: more than I care to admit
We’reSoaringFLYING: that was a ride start to finish
Bakubitch: wtf is wrong with you
SexTape: a lot
We’reSoaringFLYING: a lot apparently
SexTape: ok I know also said it but ruuuuudddee
SexTape: don’t lie to me
Invisabitch <3: OK SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT HI SINCE WHEN IS OUR RESIDENT STRAIGHT BOY KAMINARI NOT STRAIGHT
GayRock: yall thought kami was straight
GayRock: the boy has a choker
GayRock: ON HIS HERO COSTUME
Bakubitch: im almost sure dunce has announced his bisexuality in here somewhere
Bakubitch: he is not in the closet about it
BubbleGumBitch: sorry to interrupt
BubbleGumBitch: but why the sudden realization
BubbleGumBitch: cause if its what I think it is
SexTape: oh please let it be what I think it is
Deku: that’s kinda cryptic…
Bakubitch: shut the fuck up deku
BubbleGumBitch: wow he liked typed it ou typed it out
GayRock: be nice Bakugou
Bakubitch: go to hell
Invisabitch <3: ok so im wondering around school taking the scenic rout to go meet Ojiro for lunch right and who do I run into but Kaminari practically hanging off this guys arm. And not just any guy my guys
Invisabitch <3: Aizawas secret love child himself Shinsou Hitoshi
Invisabitch <3: who my interaction have been few and far inbetween
Invisabitch <3: but high kigh didn’t look not please with one of our classes blondes on his arm
GayRock: GUYS DON’T HARASS HIM
GayRock: not yet at least we can save this for a special occasion
Deku: that smilie face is the most terrifying thing ive ever seen
Deku: Hagakure you might have killed Kaminari
We’reSoaringFLYING: may he rest in peace
PunkLesbian: its what he deserves
[The Awkward Turtles]
We’reSoaringFLYING has chang ed the title of this chat to Ride or Die
Deku: I mean it’s better
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I don’t like turtles anyway
Deku: youre a monster
IcyHotPainRelief: turtles are nice
We’reSoaringFLYING: That’s gay
Deku: your gay
ExhaustPipe: I just want to go to bed
ExhaustPipe: Please save such actions for our personal group chat
We’reSoaringFLYING: but the Bakusquad gets to be crackheads in the main gc all the time
IcyHotPainRelief: I would like to be on cocaine
Deku: and id like to die
Deku: we don’t all get what we want
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: were gonna back up and try this conversation again
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: lets take it from Iida’s message
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: take 2 and action
IcyHotPainRelief: hey Uraraka want to go snort cocaine out of a hooker’s asshole
We’reSoaringFLYING: would I ever
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: guys please
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: were gonna send Iida into cardiac arrest
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Todoroki where are you learning these things from
ElectricAvenue: what can I say
ElectricAvenue: im a fountain of wisdom
ElectricAvenue: a fountain of wisdom that gtg b4 bakuboy murders him
ExhaustPipe: I don’t know if I could do what Bakugou does
Deku: ok but since I remembered
Deku: uraraka is everything ok
Deku: Ojiro told us he saw you with Bakugou
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: we’d never want to make you uncomfortable but we worry
We’reSoaringFLYING: oh yeah I probably owe you guys an explanation
IcyHotPainRelief: no you don’t owe us anything
Deku: im sorry that came off wrong
Deku: you don’t have to talk about it whatever happened I just want to know you okay cause I care about you
ExhaustPipe: if it makes you more comfortable, we can move this to our personal chat? Not to offend anyone here of course.
We’reSoaringFLYING: no its ok
We’reSoaringFLYING: I really do trust everyone here.
We’reSoaringFLYING: but its really kinda dumb and not a big deal
Deku: if its on your mind it’s a big enough deal to listen to
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: we love you Ochako were hear to listen
We’reSoaringFLYING: I’m sure everyone here knows that I really love my family and they’ve always been crazy supportive of me and anything I want to do.
We’reSoaringFLYING: I didn’t really know what being gay or lesbian was until late middle school. It just wasn’t really talked about. And my parents never talked about it. I had to do a lot of research on my own bc a lot of you guys are lgbt and I wanted to be
able to understand
We’reSoaringFLYING: and ive was doing a lot of thinking and I made some conclusions about my sexuality and I know a bunch of you are out and it doesn’t matter but im also bi
Deku: im not trying to interrupt but im so happy for you
ExhaustPipe: also remember its ok to take time to figure out who you are!
We’reSoaringFLYING: I know and I love you guys thank you
We’reSoaringFLYING: I tried telling my parents it didn’t go bad
We’reSoaringFLYING: it just didn’t go great
We’reSoaringFLYING: I told them and they were just seemed really disappointed in me.
We’reSoaringFLYING: it sucks but im sorry for wasting your time. You all have worse problems
Deku: Uraraka wydm
We’reSoaringFLYING: I mean both you and Todoroki have your fucking dads, Mido your in and out of the hospital for broken bones almost every week, Iida always has a lot going on because of being class president, and we all know what shit Tsu as to deal
with which is going to make me fight the country I stg
IcyHotPainRelief: Uraraka your right
IcyHotPainRelief: we all do have our own issues and maybe they are bigger than yours
IcyHotPainRelief: but think about it this way. If you break your arm but you see Izuku in a full body cast, that doesn’t mean your arm doesn’t still hurt.
IcyHotPainRelief: were friends and were supposed to be here to support you now matter how insignificant you think the issue is
IcyHotPainRelief: but its ok to be upset, your allowed to be angry at them and still love them. Give it time. I’ve meet your parents, you have the advantage of parents that really care about you. Let this cool off and then go back maybe talk to them about it
maybe don’t and save that conversation for a later time
IcyHotPainRelief: don’t avoid it but you learned about being Lgbt maybe help them learn as well, bc they really do care about you and I think they would be willing to for you
We’reSoaringFLYING: I know I say it a lot but I really do love you guys
We’reSoaringFLYING: can you all come over?
We’reSoaringFLYING: and bring some tissues with you
We’reSoaringFLYING: I think I just really need to be with you all
Deku: of course!! Ill bring some candy and we can cry together that way you don’t feel bad
ExhaustPipe: I will be over with blankets shortly
IcyHotPainRelief: I come with the offering of v large pillows and ordering shitty food
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: and im already outside your door with tissues
Wanted to finsih up the thing i started with Ura cause i love her so like making characters sad
im only slightly venting
ExhaustPipe: I still have one question Uraraka. Did Bakugou actually comfort you?
We’reSoaringFLYING: we did some comforting of each other really
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Bakugou having feelings??
We’reSoaringFLYING: Yall the tea is
We’reSoaringFLYING: Bakugou is soft
IcyHotPainRelief: why were you comforting him??
We’reSoaringFLYING: im not handing out my boys secrets like that
ExhaustPipe: Since when is he “your boy”
We’reSoaringFLYING: Since is discovered he was soft and making an effort to change himself
Deku: can confirm Bakugou has soft boy capabilities
Deku: emphasis on capabilities
Deku: its just under a lot of swearing and emotional insecurities
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: the Bakugou tea is strong
We’reSoaringFLYING: its not really tea
IcyHotPainRelief: its tea like
[Ride or Die]
WhenIWas: I see some of you are online
WhenIWas: insomnia council sound off
IcyHotPainRelief: honestly the entire izucrew is online so they might be lurking
ElectricAvenue: og wow eveno Iiida is awake wowwo
IcyHotPainRelief: Are you Ok?
ElectricAvenue: isn anyone everrr/?
IcyHotPainRelief: you make a fair point
Deku: Ignore him
ElectricAvenue: Bakusquad sleepover Sero was on top of me
IcyHotPainRelief:ah makes sense
IcyHotPainRelief: Sero is like twice your height
ElectricAvenue: Fuck off
IcyHotPainRelief: your inner Bakugou is showing
WhenIWas: Then the Bakusquad will have two angry blond twinks
ElectricAvenue: this is bullying
IcyHotPainRelief: it really be like that sometimes
Deku: guys guys
Deku: even those of you lurking
Tails: hi lurking
We’reSoaringFLYING: I think Iida did finally head to bed
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: yes mido
Deku: lets all go down into the kitchen and make like 2 am pancakes or waffles or smthg
Deku: cause fflsahlghnsnhgkeajng
ElectricAvenue: mido yes pls
We’reSoaringFLYING: Big bet I’m excited!!
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: honestly im really on bored for some pancakes
WhenIWas: I as well
ElectricAvenue: yesssss pancakes
ElectricAvenue: do we have like chocolate chips or like blueberrys
We’reSoaringFLYING: we definetly have chocolate chip idk about blueberrys but omg that’s sounds so good kami are you like a genius
Deku: Todo and I are already in the kitchen gathering for pancakes meet us when everrr
ElectricAvenue: im already downstairs
Tails: do we have syrup??
WhenIWas: If we don’t im sneaking out to get some
Aizawa: no your not
WhenIWas: if you don’t im gonna start screaming til hopefully Aizawa gets us Syrup
Aizawa: there is some in the pantry
We’reSoaringFLYING: Thanks dad!!
IcyHotPainRelief: we appreciate it dad
Aizawa: I said no
Deku has changed Aizawa name to Dadzawa
Ai zawa has changed Deku name to ProblemChild
Aizawa: tell me when the pancakes are done ill be acquiring some
ElectricAvenue: ive been allowed to mix
IcyHotPainRelief: which hopefully isn’t a mistake
ElectricAvenue: we shall see
Dadzawa: don’t burn down the kitchen
Dadzawa: that’s a lot of paperwork to fill out
IcyHotPainRelief: Its fine
IcyHotPainRelief: the functional people are near the hot thing
IcyHotPainRelief: the functional people are near the stove
IcyHotPainRelief: Me and kami are mixing things when told like stirring in the various things
IcyHotPainRelief: we also fetch what were told to
ElectricAvenue: Uraraka and Tsu are gonna be cooking the pancakes bc tsu knows how to make them
ElectricAvenue: and Urarraka is a fast learner
IcyHotPainRelief: right now theyre flirting and making eggs
IcyHotPainRelief: Izuku is teaching Ojiro how to make the pancake batter
IcyHotPainRelief: were being told its his moms recipe
WhenIWas: im existing and fetching what im told too
IcyHotPainRelief: so I trust it
ElectricAvenue: if mama Midoriya told me to jump off a cliff Id trust it
Dadzawa: there will be none of that
Dadzawa: absolutely zero cliff dives
ElectricAvenue: Dad do you want a bluberyy pankcake or chocolate
ElectricAvenue: or plain ig
IcyHotPainRelief: theres nothing wrong with plain pancakes
ElectricAvenue: idk about that
Tails: were making three batches
Tails: one for each
Tails: its going to be a lot of pancakes sir
Dadzawa: feed them to the other children when they wake
Tails: They’ll be cold?
Dadzawa: …you have a toaster
ElectricAvenue: we have a todoroki
Octodick: I wake up to this
Octodick: fine I’m coming
IcyHotPainRelief: can we leave tomorrow
Dadzawa: define who
ElectricAvenue: me shoto tsu and kiri
WhenIWas: yall running away to be pining idiots
Dadzawa: ill think about it
ElectricAvenue has added Yamada to Ride or Die
ElectricAvenue has changed Yamada name to PresentMom
ElectricAvenue: Hey mom is u awake
PresentMom: I am now little listener,,,
IcyHotPainRelief: can we leave tomorrow
Dadzawa: why do bother
ElectricAvenue: Do you want some pancakes?
PresentMom: is that why you all are awake at
WhenIWas: no were awake because were contemplating our inevitable demise
WhenIWas: pancakes are just an excellent contemplation snack
PresentMom: yes ok
PresentMom: good night listeners
PresentMom: I need my beauty sleep tp be able to be my plus ultra self tomorrow
ElectricAvenue: I hatexd that
PresentMom: yeah, I did too
[Ride or Die]
GayRock: yall need help
ElectricAvenue: like you have any room to talk
GayRock: the kitchens a disaster
ElectricAvenue: idk what your talking abou9utfnkdn;
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: so is your room
ElectricAvenue: @GayRock @ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog @IcyHotPainRelief
GayRock: im already here
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: as am i
IcyHotPainRelief: im here now
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: good talk
ElectricAvenue: we leave at 8 so there not enough time for me tsu and shoto to get tired
GayRock: please get sleep guys
IcyHotPainRelief: I try
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I usually do
ElectricAvenue: sleep is for bitches
ElectricAvenue: should we invite momo that way tsu isn’t the only pining lesbian??
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: also delete that
ElectricAvenue has deleted one message
ThePr incessButAlsoTheFrog has deleted 2 messages
IcyHotPainRelief: hey @yaomomo
GayRock: you lurking??
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I don’t think she is
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: she might still be asleep
IcyHotPainRelief: ill get here
GayRock: what dude don’t bother her
IcyHotPainRelief: the other day she woke me at midnight to cry about her crush ill do what I please
ElectricAvenue: Big yike she’ll fit in great
Yaomomo: Good morning everyone
IcyHotPainRelief: wanna joinus in group therapy about our crushes
IcyHotPainRelief has deleted one message
IcyHotPainRelief: I mean
IcyHotPainRelief: wanna go on an outing with us
IcyHotPainRelief: v inclusive
IcyHotPainRelief: idiots only
ElectricAvenue: im not even offended
ElectricAvenue: that fair
Yaomomo: This actually sounds quite nice
Yaomomo: you know who would also be a good addition to this group
Yaomomo: yes trust me on this
IcyHotPainRelief: ok ill go acquire him as well
ElectricAvenue: ok so momo
ElectricAvenue: the only rule our outings is you’ve gotta look like a real classy thot
ElectricAvenue: Shoto bought me my thot outfit and I exclusively wear it for these outings
ExhaustPipe: why did Todoroki by you a…
ElectricAvenue: thot outfit???
ElectricAvenue: ok so it was a bit ago but Todoroki decided to take me and Izuku and mom to a classy coffee place to talk about how parents suck right and nothing about any of my outfits says classy so Todoroki bought me an outfit that makes me look
like a sugar baby
ExhaustPipe: I see
ExhaustPipe: and this is how you would like me to dress?
ExhaustPipe: because I’m not quite sure about that
ElectricAvenue: don’t worry im coming
ExhaustPipe: I feel an immense amount of concern
GayRock: probably smart
Yaomomo: would this work
Yaomomo has sent an image
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: ive been lurking for a hot minute but like momo you’re a cutie
ExhaustPipe: Kaminari has walked into my room with his hair in a ponytail and what I’m pretty sure is your hoodie Kirishima and started going through my closet
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: lol Iida im concerned for you
GayRock: a man on a mission
Yaomomo: speaking of where are we going
IcyHotPainRelief: the sperm donor got tired of me stealing his credit card and has given me my own
IcyHotPainRelief: so im going to buy the damn mall
IcyHotPainRelief: Denki said he wanted some Armani fashion
GayRock: also I want to back up what do you mean my hoodie
ExhaustPipe: it’s a crimson riot hoodie that almost falls to his knees
GayRock: that bastard!!
GayRock: that’s where that went
GayRock: im going to fight him
ElectricAvenue: im going to get changed I have to break into minas room lets meet in 20??
GayRock: I want that back
ElectricAvenue: well see
ExhaustPipe: 20 it is
ExhaustPipe: why Mina’s room
GayRock: she has a full length mirror
[Ride or Die]
ElectricAvenue: yall some gut in the mall just offered to be Shoto’s sugar daddy
ElectricAvenue: this is the quality content I need
GayRock: guys it gets batter at first todo is like im not legal yet and this guy goes age is just a number baby besides no one has to know but us
GayRock: despite the group of us that are obviousl standing there
GayRock: also just gross
GayRock: Iida jumps in a is like I insist you leave and try to get this dude to leave and this guy is not having it being like im just trying to offer your pretty friend a nice gig and how he shouldn’t be so jealous
ElectricAvenue: shoto in all of his glory like gently pushes this man to the side and goes and says why would I want anything from a man that can only afford fake Gucci slides
Yaomomo: it was quite literally the most stuck up I have ever seen Shoto look
Yaomomo: he went full spoilt brat
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: and now in celebration were going on a shopping spree
Deku: everything is ok though?
We’reSoaringFLYING: yall im sitting next to broccoli boy here and he is steaming
Deku: NO im not Iim PJUST nnconcerned about mdojmy frieedd
We’reSoaringFLYING: deep breath then try that again
Deku: im just worried about my friend Ura
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: its ok everyones fine
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: in fact Denki just talked Shot into buying himself something nice.
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: so make sure to ask him about the absolutely atrocious Gucci bag he got
We’reSoaringFLYING: I want to be living the kind of life Todo has
IcyHotPainRelief: don’t worry uraraka ive already bought you a nice bag I think youll like
IcyHotPainRelief: Tsu helped me pick it out
We’reSoaringFLYING: Really omg you guys ARE SO SWEET
We’reSoaringFLYING: ilysm todo
We’reSoaringFLYING: thank you ong you didn’t have to do that
IcyHotPainRelief: of course even though your not here I want you to know that I care about you\
We’reSoaringFLYING: you don’t have to buy me thing to show you care about me
We’reSoaringFLYING: I know you care about me <3
Deku: are you sure your ok Shoto
IcyHotPainRelief: yes I am
IcyHotPainRelief: besides why would I need a sugar daddy when I practically already am one
IcyHotPainRelief: I buy Denki expensive thing and then he doesn’t sleep with me
ElectricAvenue: Awww Todoroki if you wanted to fuck you could have just said so
ExhaustPipe: please don’t be so vulgar Kaminari
ElectricAvenue: Should I begin calling you daddy as well
IcyHotPainRelief: absolutely not
ElectricAvenue: why shoto could it be
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I don’t like where this is going
ElectricAvenue: that you want to call me daddy
GayRock: please stop Iida is literally about to have a heart attack
ElectricAvenue: Todoroki I take your silence as cowardice
ElectricAvenue: which means ladies and gentlemen of the jury that this boy is a bottom
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: objection your honor
Yaomomo: I thought you were the lawyer
ElectricAvenue: im both
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: this doesn’t seem like a very fair trial
GayRock: guys incase your curious about where Todoroki and Iida are theyre both having strokes like you thought todoroki’s hair was red
ElectricAvenue: further proof he is
ElectricAvenue: a bottom
GayRock: quiet thot
Deku: what the actual fuck am I reading?
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Denki look what you’ve done you made Izuku swear
ElectricAvenue: he grew up with Katsuki imsure im not the cause of this
Deku to IcyHotPainRelief
IcyHotPainRelief: hey Izuku
IcyHotPainRelief: You do realize im given a notification when you start typing right…?
IcyHotPainRelief: cause you’ve been on and off tyoing for the past 5 minutes
Deku: hhi todo no I was not a aware of that im very sorry to bother you while your out with people
IcyHotPainRelief: Its not a problem were all still eating right now anyway
Deku: ok I was just worried about you
Deku: I mean with everything
Deku: you know what this is dumb im sorry to bother
IcyHotPainRelief: continue please
Deku: you okay right? I know everyone made a big joke about the guy who was like flirting with you but your ok right nothing happened??
IcyHotPainRelief: thank you for your concern
IcyHotPainRelief: I am okay Izuku
Deku: that’s good to hear
Deku: did you maybe want to hang out sometime this weekend??
IcyHotPainRelief: love too
Deku to We’reSoaringFLYING
Deku: I am unnaturally angry like I have no excuse to be
Deku: its not like me and Todoroki are like
We’reSoaringFLYING: youd like to be
Deku: What Id like doesn’t matter
Deku: im perfectly happy with the relationship we have and im perfectly happy with the fact that he trusts me so much
Deku: Im just so so angry at that guy like Shoto deserves so much more that a sugar daddy
Deku: Im sorry im ranting
We’reSoaringFLYING: no go ahead im listening
We’reSoaringFLYING: Sometimes you just need to rant deku
Deku: The other day we had that sleepover and I got to hold him while we slept and I woke up and saw him and ive never felt so at peace
Deku: I just care about him so much and he deserves the world
Deku: id give him the world on a silver platter if even hinted he wanted it
[Pining Idiots Anonymous]
GayRock has added IcyHotPainRelief, ElectricAvenue, Yaomomo, and 2 others
GayRock: Rule one: what happens in the chat stays in the shat
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: What happens in fight Club stays in fight club
ExhaustPipe: What is fight club? Im very concerned about that
Yaomomo: … It a movie hun
GayRock: well come back to the travesty later
ElectricAvenue: id like to second the first rule
ElectricAvenue: Like if Kiri wants to talk about how nice he think Bakugou’s man tiddies are who are to judge
ExhaustPipe: I agree with the sentiment though maybe not the example
GayRock: Fuck off
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Oh is Bakugou rubbing off on you?
ElectricAvenue: Not in the way Kirishima would like
GayRock: Im going to die
GayRock: Shut all your fucks
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: hm there it is again
IcyHotPainRelief has sent an image
ElectricAvenue: oh we love a screenshot
IcyHotPainRelief: welcome to me screaming into the void for an hour
Yaomomo: you’re spending a lot of time around Tokoyami lately
GayRock: I love that our broccoli boy is worried about you
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: thats sweet
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: also hanging out??
IcyHotPainRelief: he probably means as friends
IcyHotPainRelief: I mean we hang out all the time
GayRock: you do it all the time huh???
ExhaustPipe: I have to agree you hang out all the time
ExhaustPipe: and alone???
IcyHotPainRelief: @yaomomo @ThePrincessFromAlsoTHeFrog
IcyHotPainRelief: pls come back from the bathroom
IcyHotPainRelief: theyre bullying me
Yaomomo: its what you deserve
IcyHotPainRelief: betrayed by my own best friend
ThePrincessFromAlsoTHeFrog: were on our way back to the food court
ThePrincessFromAlsoTHeFrog: where are we going next
GayRock: I say we just go and see if anything catches our eye
Yaomomo: sounds like a plan
ExhaustPipe: Just make sure we stay together or at least with another person this is a large mall we don’t want anyone to get lost
[Ride or Die]
Yaomomo: @ElecticAvenue What was Plan A
ElecticAvenue: stay with the group so you don’t get lost
ExhaustPipe: and what was plan B
ElecticAvenue: don’t fuck up plan A
Yaomomo: and what did you do
ElecticAvenue: fucked up plan A
GayRock: @@@@ Bakusquad I forgot the rules and lost the Pichu
ElecticAvenue: Excuse you I am at least a Pikachu
SexTape: How do you forget the outing rules
SexTape: Bakugou made us memorize them
Bakubitch: yes I did what the fuck Kirishima
BubbleGumBitch: its just the two of you so you only had to worry about rule 2 and 7
BubbleGumBitch: maybe 4
Deku: what are the outing rules??
Bakubitch: none of your fucking business
GayRock: a group of rules we as the Bakusquad have made in order to not get kicked out of places when we leave UA
Bakubitch: I made these morons memorize them
Bakubitch: @ElectricAvenue if you tell me what happened I wont be mad
ElecticAvenue: that is both a lie and a trap but hold up im typing
Yaomomo: What are rules 2 and 7
SexTape: rule 2 is that if you have a time limit and Bakugou is not there Kirishima is not allowed in any crocs stores
SexTape: becasse he can spend houuuuuurrrs in those stores it really rough
BubbleGumBitch: Rule 7 is that someone needs to be holding Kami’s hand at all times
BubbleGumBitch: because he gets distracted and his common sense falls out of his ears and then gets lost
ExhaustPipe: that explains why they were holding hand the first part of the trip
ElecticAvenue: so we just finished lunch right and were all walking around and Kiri is talking to momo and I didn’t want to bother cause like he was stuck at my side for the majority of the trip and I was going to tell someone but like that weird and I didn’t
want to bother them so I got distracted by this super super cute Pikachu onesie and like I was thinking how much I wanted it and checking how much cash I had on me and then like I turn and look around and everyone is gone and so I start wandering
around cause I forgot rule 12 and now im not sure where I am
ExhaustPipe: rule 12 is what exactly
BubbleGumBitch: if you get lost stay where you are
BubbleGumBitch: surprisingly that rule was made for sero and not Kaminari
BubbleGumBitch: Kami is usually good at staying where we leave him
ElecticAvenue: I get lost a lot
ElecticAvenue: I just panicked today
Bakubitch: ponytail im going to send you Pikachu’s location
Bakubitch: I tracked down his phone location
Bakubitch: Pikachu stay still till they come and get you
IcyHotPainRelief: You seem to have this down to a science
Bakubitch: for a good fucking reason
ExhaustPipe: Kaminari we are on our way
IcyHotPainRelief: how the fuck did you get to the opposite side of the mall
ElecticAvenue: I DON’T KNOW OK
i had an idea of who i wanted to ship iida with and then i was like hmm so if you guys have any ideas lmk???????
[Ride or Die]
ElectricAvenue had kicked Dadzawa, Present Mom, and ExhaustPipe for 1 hour
ElecticAvenue: Sero what the shit did you give me
SexTape: its just my pen
ElecticAvenue I mean I cant really feel my Fingers can hyper feel in my feet and im twitching.
ElecticAvenue: my mouth takes weird but idk
Bakubitch: I stg if I come up stairs and your fucking high
ElecticAvenue: Will you bring me the oreo’s in the pantry
ElecticAvenue: that wway I can have an oreo before you kill m
Bakubitch: im going to kill pikachu
Bakubitch: have you eaten
IcyHotPainRelief: i feel like i should take responsibiliy
IcyHotPainRelief: hes with me
IcyHotPainRelief: in my roon
Yaomomo: since when do you smoke
IcyHotPainRelief: oh i dont I
IcyHotPainRelief: prefered method ofdealing with daddy issue is still drinking
Bakubitch: I have collected the yellow rat
IcyHotPainRelief: im lonely now:(
Deku: do you want me to come over todo?
Deku: ok I’m coming up
IcyHotPainRelief: thars nice I like seeing you
We’reSoaringFLYING: careful your gay is showing Mido
IcyHotPainRelief: yea I think your great why wonuldnt i????
IcyHotPainRelief: hmm yea your pretty
We’reSoaringFLYING: what else do you think of Mido??
IcyHotPainRelief: hes a nerd
IcyHotPainRelief: very brave
IcyHotPainRelief: he had very broad shoulders
GayRock has kicked IcyHotPainRelief for 6 hours
GayRock: let my bro live
Deku: I’m just going to put him to bed. I don’t think he’s to bad, but you never know.
GayRock: Mido your such a good egg
Deku: what does that even mean
GayRock: excellent lad
ElecticAvenue: stfu shitty hair I made hot chocolate take it or leave it
ElecticAvenue: im backkk @@bakusquadd there is enough for all of us shhh don’t tell him I told youu
SexTape: my boyyyyyy
SexTape: ill grab my girls
GayRock: bring monopoly lets ruin some friendships
ElecticAvenue: game night
Bakubitch: ive confiscated the dumbasses phone who knows what happened
PunkLesbian: something with Shinsou
PunkLesbian: are you aware of Kami’s flaming gay crush on Shinsou?
GayRock: bro howd you miss that one
SexTape: they talking
We’reSoaringFLYING: like talking talking
SexTape: idk honestly
SexTape: but they text or whatever
TheFrenchiestFry: I do believe this to be news to everyone outside or the Bakusquad
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: not to me
Invisabitch <3: or me
TheFrenchiestFry: You guys are withholding the tea from me?? (´;ω;｀)
Invisabitch <3: ily
PunkLesbian: I think they got into an argument so Kami is ignoring it with drugs
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: is this common??
SexTape: not really
GayRock: the real tea is both Baku and Kami make bad decisions when things go wrong
GayRock: slight inconvenience happens and suddenly the solution is to commit a crime
GayRock: okay maybe not a crime butttttt
PunkLesbian: be gay do crimes
GayRock: no hush both of you
Bakubitch: hey shitty hair are you trying to fucking imply something
GayRock: no never
Deku: I wont even imply it
Deku: you make bad/rash decisions when your angry
Deku: when we were 13 you got into an argument with your mom about being to much like her so you died your hair
Bakubitch: hey Deku are you trying to fucking die
Deku: sometimes but not currently no
PunkLesbian: is it time to expose our childhood friends???
PunkLesbian: is it that time??
PunkLesbian: because denki doesn’t know how to use a toaster
PunkLesbian: or a lot of electronics really
PunkLesbian: they didn’t have much electronics in the house because his entire family is electricity quirks
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: We’re learning so much today
Deku: Kacchan broke his arm on his scooter when we were 9 because he thought his quirk would make the scooter
Bakubitch: ok listen here dumbass it did go faster that’s the reason I broke my damn arm
Bakubitch: I had the right thought just the wrong fucking execution so fuck off ok
Yaomomo: Once when me and Shoto were in 13 and in school he got so embarrassed by his crush that he set the
entire classroom on fire. School was out for like a week because of it
Deku: Kacchan did something similar with when we were 7 with the school’s playground
Bakubitch: im going to kill you if you don’t shut up right fucking now Deku
PunkLesbian: we love dumbasses shutting down schools
PunkLesbian: pretty sure Denki has overloaded the power in every schools he’s been too
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: we love that for him
PunkLesbian: no we don’t
SexTape: I walk downstairs into the kitchen to witness Kami and Bakugou sitting on top of the counter. Kami is
crying and theyre both talking about how dumb boys are
Deku: what happened with him in Shinsou
Bakubitch: he has a crush on someone that isn’t Pikachu
Bakubitch: and he mentioned that
Bakubitch: and kami said some dumb shit like why would I want to hear about your stupid ass feelings for this bitch
Bakubitch: like a genius
Bakubitch: and they both start fighting
Bakubitch: then somehow Kami says that he was in love with Shinsou
PunkLesbian: my boys really going through it
Bakubitch: oh no
SexTape: it gets worse
Bakubitch: Shinsou says he likes him back
Yaomomo: oh great!
Yaomomo: why no?
Bakubitch: Because Pikachu I assume was already crying by that point and said some shit like don’t fucking pity me
and don’t lie to me then blocked him and ran to Duct tape then IcyHot
Yaomomo: oh dear
BubbleGumBitch: im omw down
BubbleGumBitch: Christ I leave to take a shower and Kami breaks his own heart
PunkLesbian: oh yeah I should probably mention im with kiri waiting for mina then well be down
BubbleGumBitch: Should we bring tissues?
Bakubitch: many of them
WhenIWas has changed the title of this chat to Its to early for this kind of drama
Bakubitch: bitch your telling me
[Its to early for this kind of drama]
Dadzawa: who broke what laws??
Dadzawa: if you tell me I won’t be mad
Bakubitch: that’s a lie
Bakubitch: Pikachu is heart broken
Bakubitch: he is however no longer crying
ExhaustPipe: As I cannot see what has happened in the past hour, I encourage you to make sure our classmate is
well hydrated if he is going through a difficult time.
GayRock: trust me we got that handled
Present Mom: :)
Dadzawa: if you must
Present Mom: I must
Present Mom: ill return children
[Its to early for this kind of drama]
Present Mom: im dropping off the package
GayRock: unless its icecream
GayRock: or an illegal substance
GayRock: doubt its gonna help
Present Mom: who said I was going to help
SexTape: THAT IS SUCH A BAD IDEA
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: hello whats happening?
SexTape: hes here
SexTape: I gotta watch my real life soap opera brb
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: whos here
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: @PresentMom who did you bringgg
Present Mom: Shinsou
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: oh dear
WhenIWas: who’s in charge of the play by play??
ExhaustPipe: Absolutely no play by play!! This is our classmate’s life, not some terrible recorded drama for you entertainment
Bakubitch: im in charge of the play by play
ExhaustPipe: that very disrespectful to your friend!!
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Are they talking in front of yal??
SexTape: no they ran off to talk somewhere away from us
SexTape: Bakugou is just a gossip whore
Bakubitch: are you going to say that to my fucking face duct tape??
SexTape: I would but your off being a gossip whore
ExhaustPipe: Kirishima if you would be so kind as to help me remove your boyfriend
GayRock: lmaoooofnndsj omg Bakugou’s not my boyfriend
GayRock: yeah im onw nmy way
SexTape: smooth bro
“I’m sorry for what I said, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings,” Hitoshi looked at the blonde in front of him and he could see the tear-stained cheeks and puffy eyes as clearly as people could see his dark circles. And yet, Kaminari stood in front of him, still smiling and waving off his apology.
“Dude, it's fine. You were joking, you didn’t hurt my feelings. I can take a joke.” Kaminari put extra emphasis on the words of the last entrance, though Hitoshi couldn’t pick up exactly why that was what he was trying to emphasize. The gestures Kaminari had always made with his hands while talking were choppier and looked forced. Most importantly, he wouldn’t meet Hitoshi’s eyes. He had always thought himself particularly good at reading people, and especially Kaminari, but right now he didn’t have a clue what was going on inside his head.
Hitoshi hung his head and sighed out. Shaking his head, he attempted angled himself so he could look into Denki’s eyes. They locked eyes for barely a second before Kaminari found a new place to avert his gaze. He hadn’t even known that Kaminari was upset till Yamada showed up at his dorm. But Shinsou blamed himself. He should have realized when Kaminari ended the conversation so suddenly. He had heard so many people make the same joke that it hadn’t even occurred to him how it affected Kaminari.
“Are you okay?” Shinsou asked.
“Yeah I’m fi-” Denki’s gold eyes glazed over as his sentence trailed off. Hitoshi approached him, his turn to avoid eye contact stopping when Kaminari was just outside of his arm’s reach.
“Look, please don’t lie to me. Are you okay?” Hitoshi asked again.
Kaminari’s voice broke in the second half of the word as Hitoshi released his control. Hitoshi’s eyebrows furled and he frowned as Kaminari curled in on himself wrapping his arms around himself and going back to his safe place of staring at the ground. His blonde hair had fallen around hiding parts of his face.
Shinsou took a step forward to where he was in distance to reach and touch Denki. He desperately wanted to reach out and touch Kaminari’s face to try and comfort him or push his stupid blonde hair out of his face or give him a hug similar to the ones Kaminari had given him a thousand times, but he didn’t do any of those. He held still and spoke in a quiet tone.
“Please talk to me Denki,”
When Kaminari took the next breath, it sounded choked. Hitoshi leaned over slightly to be able to look at him and saw the small drops leaking out of those gold eyes. Knowing he’d been caught, Kaminari used his long sleeves to wipe off his cheeks.
“Please don’t call me an idiot,” Kaminari’s voice was so quiet Hitoshi strained to hear it. Kaminari was never quiet and that cause the whispering to crush his heart even more. “I know it was a joke, but please. I don’t care if anyone else calls me and idiot, it doesn’t matter to me. Everyone knows I’m the idiot of class 1-A, everyone already says it, please don’t also say it. Just not you please Shinsou, it hurts more when you say it.”
Hitoshi gave in to his urge and wiped the still flowing tears off of blonde’s ruddy cheeks. Then he let his hands just sit on his face. He pushed a piece of hair out of Kaminari’s face and pushed in gently up, so he was looking into the teary eyes.
“Why is it different with me?” Hitoshi said with the volume of his voice matching Kaminari’s. Immediately Kaminari’s eyes began tearing up, he jerked himself back and away from Hitoshi and wiped his face once more.
“God, I’m such a fucking baby,” Kaminari looked towards the wall and crossing his arms. “God don’t make me say it, you know, everyone knows, I’m sorry alr-.”
“Kaminari please come here,” Hitoshi cut him off before he could head into tangent territory. Hitoshi hoped that Kaminari would miss the element of pleading in his voice. And Shinsou hoped he would comply. Mostly Hitoshi hoped that he was reading this right.
Kaminari did comply. Back to being curled in toward himself, Kaminari took the few steps back towards him. Back in arms reach Hitoshi reached for the blonde’s hand, who allowed him to grab and hold it and gently pull him closer. He let him wipe off his tears again and run his fingers threw his blonde hair to get it all out of his face. He let himself just be held close to Hitoshi. And he let Hitoshi’s lips press into his.
Though let maybe the wrong word.
And when Shinsou finally pulled away from him Kaminari made a confused noise.
“It’s okay Denki,” Shinsou said holding the blonde close. “Why don’t we figure this out.”
[Its to early for this kind of drama]
Yaomomo has been given admin privileges
ExhaustPipe as been given admin privileges
Yaomomo has deleted 103 messages from ExhaustPipe, SexTape, GayRock, and 6 others
PunkLesbian: Call her that again I dare you
WhenIWas: did you come here just to respond to that
PunkLesbian: so what if I did
WhenIWas: Careful you Lesbian is showing Jiro
Yaomomo: Kaminari has had a rough night he does not need to come back to you all speculating on his love life
PunkLesbian: you absolutely right!!
Bakubitch: bullshit @PunkLesbian
Yaomomo: what do you mean Bakugou?
PunkLesbian: nothing he means nothing isn’t he funny like that
PunkLesbian: if you shut up now ill get and share my snacks
Bakubitch: I mean guess you heard her Ponytail. I mean nothing by it
GayRock: Guys kami coming backkkkkk
Deku: he looks like hes been crying but he looks happier too
Deku: guys im going to cry
GayRock: I want someone to look at me like Shinsou is looking at Kami that so not fairrr
Yaomomo: Well Kirishima if I’m right you don’t want just any someoneeeee
PunkLesbian: okay Kami is getting his phone back from Bakugou
ElecticAvenue: guess who’s got a boyfriend
Short chapter but here it is anyway
If you interested you can read the scene with Bakugou comforting Uraraka from chapter 8
[Its to early for this kind of drama]
Deku has changed the title of this chat to Mistakes Were Made
Deku: so I called all might dad today
IcyHotPainRelief: yes and?
Deku: IM EMBARESSED
IcyHotPainRelief had changed Deku name to SmallMight
SmallMight: I want new friends
We’reSoaringFLYING: bye bitch
Tails: please just get to class on time
Tails: Mr. Aizawa seems tired
SmallMight: hes always tired???
Tails: more tired than usual
[Pining Idiots Anonymous]
IcyHotPainRelief: I cant believe of all of us Kami is the one to be in a relationship first
IcyHotPainRelief: I lost money over your fucking relationship
ElectricAvenue: I take offense to that
GayRock: who did you think would be the first of us??
GayRock: im honored??
Yaomomo: please focus in class everyone
ElectricAvenue: speaking of @GayRock
ElectricAvenue: your next
GayRock: Kami please wydm
GayRock: Kaminari denki I cant see that you are seeing these messeges answer me
ElectricAvenue to TheFrenchiestFry
ElectricAvenue: Fellow blonde
ElectricAvenue: I need a favor
ElectricAvenue: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna mess with some people.
TheFrenchiestFry: lets do it~
[Mistakes Were Made]
GayRock: KAMINARI DENKI I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO EAT YOUR KNEECAPS HOW THE FUCKJSJSROSA
GayRock: HE WROTE ON MY WALLS IN BLOOD
GayRock: ive been with you all day when did you do it
ElectricAvenue: exactly ive been with you all day when would I have done it kiri??
ElectricAvenue: couldn’t have been me :)
GayRock: you lying bitch
Octodick: can we back up a few minutes whats going on here
ExhaustPipe: yes I too would like to know
GayRock: youre in the chat
GayRock: you saw him being all ominous
GayRock: now I come back into my room
GayRock: to blood on the walls saying
Bakubitch: still ketchup
GayRock: youre next
SugarDaddy: im going to assume this is a most of the class isnt in??
Yaomomo sent a screenshot
Yaomomo: that’s from earlier today
SugarDaddy: pining idiots anonymous??
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: it’s a excellent chat
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: the past few days have been us harassing Kami for having the audacity to be in a relationship
GayRock: mosty its used to scream into the void about our various crushes
Bakubitch: hold up shitty hair since when do you have a fucking crush on someone
GayRock: what nice weather we’ve been having recently
SugarDaddy: can I ask who all is in that chat
Octodick: I just want to know who made it
Yaomomo: Iida, Kaminari, Todoroki, Kirishima, Tsuyu, and I are all apart of the chat and it was started by Kirishima I believe??
ElectricAvenue: yall really out here exposing yourselves
SmallMight to We’reSoaringFLYING
SmallMight: do you think he doesn’t trust me?? I didn’t know he had a crush on someone hdd;hipa
SmallMight: I mean not my job to police him
SmallMight: he’s entitled to his own life
SmallMight: do you think he hates me?!>!>!?!!
We’reSoaringFLYING: woah woah woah
We’reSoaringFLYING: that was a really big jump
SmallMight: I know he doesn’t like me back
SmallMight: but if he gets with someone else im going to cry
We’reSoaringFLYING: and im prepared to handle that
We’reSoaringFLYING: and deku you don’t know that he doesn’t like you
SmallMight: yes I do,,,
[Mistakes Were Made]
PunkLesbian: Mineta is about to get yeeted out of a god damn window jesus I fucking hate him so fucking much
PunkLesbian: game room
Bakubitch: Id like to see you stop me
Dadzawa: Bakugou Katsuki I swear to whatever god you may or may not believe in
Dadzawa: are you aware of the amount of paperwork comes with a student getting into a fight?
Bakubitch: ok sir
Bakubitch: here me out
Bakubitch: one punch
Bakubitch: and it was in self defense
PunkLesbian: I think this is the most calm I have ever seen Bakugou and that scares me
Dadzawa: he cant report it happened
[Mistakes Were Made]
IcyHotPainRelief: its been a few since Tokoyami has called for a sound off
IcyHotPainRelief: and im trying to ignore the crippling weight of existence :)
IcyHotPainRelief: anyone wanna keep me company
ElectricAvenue: morning pretty boy you all good
IcyHotPainRelief: hello kami your boyfriend let you flirt with other guys like that
ElectricAvenue: that’s a good question
SmallMight: Hey Todo is everything okay??
PunkLesbian: greetings im always down to ignore the crushing weight of existence
IcyHotPainRelief: I got off a phonecall with my father I few hours ago and im still spiraling
ElectricAvenue: I feel that my guy
SmallMight: fuck endeavor
SmallMight: im going to kill him I stg todo >:(
IcyHotPainRelief: its alright Midoriya
PunkLesbian: that feels like a big ass lie
PunkLesbian: lets all fight endeavor
ElectricAvenue: lets gooooooo
IcyHotPainRelief: another time
IcyHotPainRelief: anyone want to hear my evidence for why Mr. Aizawa and Present mic are definitely in a relationship
SmallMight: Todoroki they are both in this chat please
IcyHotPainRelief: im willing to accept these consequences
IcyHotPainRelief: a few weeks ago Kaminari and Hagakure were talking about how they stumbled upon something they weren’t meant to see
IcyHotPainRelief: and Aizawa immediately threatened them
IcyHotPainRelief: im willing to bet that it was Aizawa with Mic
ElectricAvenue: this is an incident that never happened pls shut up im going to get in trouble todo ples
IcyHotPainRelief: in addition to this Mic calls Aizawa Shota which is his first name and some how I doubt our teacher is one to allow just anyone to call him that
IcyHotPainRelief: and lastly the clincher on my theory
IcyHotPainRelief: they have matching rings
IcyHotPainRelief: on a necklace
Dadwawa: are you sure you’re not wanting to be a detective Todoroki
IcyHotPainRelief: my father would kill me :)
Dadwawa: I can connect you with the school therapist
IcyHotPainRelief: my father would also kill me for that
IcyHotPainRelief: I have a question sir
IcyHotPainRelief: do you have a child sir
Dadwawa: I’m sorry what
IcyHotPainRelief: a child sir
SmallMight: Todoroki we talked about this please
SmallMight: im crying stop please don’t ask him this
IcyHotPainRelief: Sir is Shinsou Hitoshi your secret love child??
IcyHotPainRelief: Sir I don’t believe you
[Mistakes Were Made]
SmallMight: Hm im going to jump off a cliff
SmallMight: og dear this isn’t me and Uraraka private chat
We’reSoaringFLYING: its fine Izuku
We’reSoaringFLYING: your doing great sweetie
Invisabitch <3: Mido with all of my love
Invisabitch <3: how often are we going to start with you making a mistake??
We’reSoaringFLYING: Mistakes are just choices you haven’t made yet
SmallMight: often apparently
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: since when is Uraraka your therapist?
SmallMight: since I became unstable
IcyHotPainRelief: Bakugou would like to insert that you have always been unstable Midoriya
SmallMight: gee thaaannnnkkkss
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: so what happened??
Invisabitch <3: yeah mido what did you do this time
SmallMight: since when is this an interrogation
SmallMight: I don’t like thisss
SmallMight: id like to turn this around and ask why Todoroki is with Kacchan??
IcyHotPainRelief: He, Kirishima, and Denki are teaching Iida how to play Mario Cart. I’m just giving them a play by play because their phones keep going off
We’reSoaringFLYING: Sounds fun!! Can I join
IcyHotPainRelief: hold please
IcyHotPainRelief: Kirishima and Denki differ to Bakugou
IcyHotPainRelief: Bakugou says whatever
IcyHotPainRelief: Kirishima says that’s Bakugou for yes
We’reSoaringFLYING: Ah Awesome!!!
Invisabitch <3: Who’s winning
IcyHotPainRelief: Bakugou is in Second
IcyHotPainRelief: Iida is doing surprisingly okay for learning how to play a few minutes ago
IcyHotPainRelief: he’s in 4th place
IcyHotPainRelief: Kaminari is doing his best
IcyHotPainRelief: he started in eighth place and is still in eighth
Bakubitch: ha I won
Bakubitch: because im the fucking best
ElectricAvenue: ok boomer
Invisabitch <3: do you want to die??
ElectricAvenue: um yea?? That’s like the goal
We’reSoaringFLYING: Kami should we talk???
ElectricAvenue: yall asked
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: the school has a free therapist Kami
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: maybe you should take advantage of it
ElectricAvenue: um I don’t like this convo
SmallMight: I didn’t know we had a therapist at school!!
SmallMight: I could think of someone else who could use one
SmallMight: think about it?
IcyHotPainRelief: I have
IcyHotPainRelief: the answer is just no
SmallMight: that’s a shame because that’s the wrong answer
IcyHotPainRelief: what a shame
SmallMight: you need to talk to someone Shoto
SmallMight: just give it a shot
IcyHotPainRelief: I don’t want to. I have no issues and no trauma to speak of
SmallMight: Is that so?
SmallMight: Kaminari don’t think ive forgotten about you
SmallMight: I have to handle something right now
ElectricAvenue: ignore me pls
ElectricAvenue: go back to flirting with todo pls
SmallMight: look we weerent flirting okayd
IcyHotPainRelief: what a shame
SmallMight: shut it
SmallMight: Todoroki your going to see the counselor
SmallMight: they happen to be free right now
IcyHotPainRelief: Make me
Invisabitch <3: ,,,,
We’reSoaringFLYING: oh fuckkkk
We’reSoaringFLYING: T O D O R O K I
Bakubitch: that was the highlight of my whole fucking day
Tails: I heard a crash what the hell happened???
We’reSoaringFLYING: ill types read up Ojiro pleaseee
We’reSoaringFLYING: so me Iida Kaminari, Katsuki Kirishima and Todoroki all in the game room and we were choosing the next game while above is gpinh on and you see that silence
We’reSoaringFLYING: my best friend walks in like the god he is
We’reSoaringFLYING: Katsuki doesn’t even get the chance to yell at Deku before Todoroki is picked up off his spot on the couch and thrown over Mido shoulder. Keep in mind while picturing this Deku is tiny. A strong boy, but tiny.
We’reSoaringFLYING: So Todorki is throwing a fit but Deku just
We’reSoaringFLYING: leaves with him
Invisabitch <3: im glad im at least not alone in that one babe
Invisabitch <3: now
Invisabitch <3: Kami go to therapy
ElectricAvenue: the whole damn class needs it and your going to single my ass out
Invisabitch <3: yes
Invisabitch <3: I am
Tails: hey babe
Tails: if it worked for Todoroki do you think it would work for Kaminari??
Invisabitch <3: ??
Invisabitch <3: !!!!
Invisabitch <3: Its time Kaminari
Invisabitch <3: who can fulfill the deed
We’reSoaringFLYING: OMG I CAN
ElectricAvenue: what are we talking about
Invisabitch <3: Why didn’t we do this sooner
We’reSoaringFLYING has added InsomniaCookies to [Mistakes Were Made]
ElectricAvenue: those are dirty tactics Toru
ElectricAvenue: but heres the thing
InsomniaCookies: hold up pause please
ElectricAvenue: :) oki
InsomniaCookies: who, what, when, where, why, and how
Invisabitch <3: um I mean this is all of class 1-A
ExhaustPipe: sorry to interrupt but no Mineta is not here
We’reSoaringFLYING: IIDA TENYA
Invisabitch <3: WE DON’T SAY THOSE KIND OF WORDS IN HERE
Invisabitch <3: Anyway this is a groupchat
We’reSoaringFLYING: think it got made about a month ago by yours truly
Invisabitch <3: umm here ig??
We’reSoaringFLYING: I made it to help us connect
Invisabitch <3: and theres an app for it ;)
InsomniaCookies: Thank you that was riveting
InsomniaCookies: can we take it from the why again and make it more specific thanks
We’reSoaringFLYING: oooohhh ok
We’reSoaringFLYING: we want you to tell Kaminari to go to Therapy
Invisabitch <3: and Uraraka has your contact information
InsomniaCookies: ok I know what your going to say
InsomniaCookies: go ahead and unpause Denki
ElectricAvenue: like lmao good joke
ElectricAvenue: Hitoshi is the last person in the fucking world with any fucking right to tell me to go to therapy
InsomniaCookies: Im going to come over there and kick your tiny blonde ass
ElectricAvenue: do it pussy
ElectricAvenue: and bring over your laptop
InsomniaCookies: you only want me for my Netflix account
ElectricAvenue: Babe you weren’t supposed to find out this way
InsomniaCookies: hold on im omw
SexTape: you know
ElectricAvenue: Sero no
BubbleGumBitch: I mean we don’t have permission but its just a thought
InsomniaCookies: am I supposed to feel threatened
GayRock: oh no nononon no no
GayRock: trust me dude
GayRock: youll know when were threatening you
ElectricAvenue: Guyssss nooooooo
Bakubitch has kicked ElectricAvenue for one hour
PunkLesbian: Our orders your majesty?
Bakubitch: Pikachu does not leave his room
PunkLesbian: Momo has handled it
Bakubitch: now bring me him alive
Bakubitch: do you know why its called a shovel talk troll doll
Bakubitch: because a shovel is they only thing I will allow them to use if you hurt him.
Bakubitch: Because a quirk would just be so impersonal
Bakubitch: why don’t you join us for dinner
[Mistakes Were Made]
ElectricAvenue: im back bitches!
IcyHotPainRelief: I am as well
IcyHotPainRelief: with weekly therapy appointments
SmallMight: @literally any of the Bakusquad is Shinsou alive
SmallMight: are you
InsomniaCookies: good is a relative term
InsomniaCookies: im definitely traumatized
InsomniaCookies: im pretty sure I sold my soul
InsomniaCookies: and surprising Bakugou is not the person im most afraid of
IcyHotPainRelief: who is the one you most afraid of
GayRock: im not gonna let this guy hurt my bro
Invisabitch <3: Oh?
SexTape: Kirishima’s protective father mode has been activated
ElectricAvenue: guys pleeeeeeeeaaaassseee
SexTape: Kirishima has released him
BubbleGumBitch: guys if the Bakusquad minus lover boy over there went out to watch a movie who would come with
Invisabitch <3: I woulllddd
SmallMight: Me and Todo would go
IcyHotPainRelief: I mean I didn’t have any say in this but I suppose
SmallMight: shshhhhs shhshs shhhhh
Bakubitch: im not sitting next to you
Bakubitch: not with this fucking movie
Bakubitch: in fact I want you as far away as humanly fucking possible from me
ExhaustPipe: what movie is it??
Bakubitch: the new superhero action movie whatever
Bakubitch: Shitty hair whats to see it
ExhaustPipe: yes I understand your position
IcyHotPainRelief: Midoriya youre kind of terrible to watch hero movies with
GayRock: id like to jump in and say that Bakugou is just as excited for this movie as I am
Bakubitch: shut the fuck up shitty hair
Bakubitch: is don’t know what your talking about
Bakubitch: fucking liar dumbass shit
BubbleGumBitch: ah young love
ExhaustPipe: I think I would also like to join this outing
ExhaustPipe: I would also like to not be seated by Midoriya
SmallMight: this is rude
SmallMight: I feel attacked
BubbleGumBitch: @PunkLesbian you coming
PunkLesbian: I guess
GayRock: Ok so that’s Me Bakubro mina sero jiro Mido Todoroki Hagakure and Iida
GayRock: did I miss anyone??
PunkLesbian: no you did get this Aizawa approved right
SmallMight: ill take sorta
SmallMight: when do we leave
PunkLesbian: lets all meet up in 20 at the entrance
[Mistakes Were Made]
Yaomomo: assuming the commotion I hear downstairs I hear is the group from the outing
Yaomomo: how was you guys’ movie?
Yaomomo: I see
Yaomomo: I’m sorry about that
GayRock: its chill it wasn’t that bad
GayRock: it just wasn’t good
PunkLesbian: mido is just=t the most disappointed by that
SmallMight has changed Yaomomo name to Yaomom
Yaomom: I see
Yaomom: thank you I hate it
SmallMight has changed the title of this chat to Thanks I Hate it
IcyHotPainRelief: excuse him hes wallowing in self pity
SmallMight: no im not go away
BubbleGumBitch: ill be honest this is more entertaining than the movie was
SnowWhite: im glad you had a good time because I haven’t
ElectricAvenue: Koda im so sorry
InsomniaCookies: im not
InsomniaCookies: you hit me in the back of the head with a box of condoms
InsomniaCookies: were even as far as im concerned
SnowWhite: I am disgusted, I am revolted
ElectricAvenue: Koda ily pls stop exposing me here
GayRock: what happened?
InsomniaCookies: I mean what normally happens when teenagers are left alone
InsomniaCookies: yea yeah sorry
InsomniaCookies: but that did not give you THE RIGHT
InsomniaCookies: TO PELT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BOX OF CONDOMS
SnowWhite: I DISSAGREE
SnowWhite: I THURALLY BELIEVE I HAD PLENTY OF RIGHT
SnowWhite: I woke up my bunny
BubbleGumBitch: remember what I said eerier about this being more entertaining than a movie
BubbleGumBitch: lemme get some popcorn
Bakubitch: let me join you
SnowWhite: I want a new room
ElectricAvenue: ITS NOT THAT DEEP
ElectricAvenue: K O D A
WhenIWas: What a mad banquet of darkness
ElectricAvenue: YOU SHUT UP
Dadzawa: since when are you two dating??
InsomniaCookies: um since like a week ago
Dadzawa: Hitoshi what did I tell you
InsomniaCookies: don’t date a loud blonde
Dadzawa: and what are you doing
InsomniaCookies: dating a loud blonde
Dadzawa: glad we have that sorted
PresentMom: yes?? You called
WhenIWas: did he
PresentMom: yes he screamed at me to check the problem childrens group chat
InsomniaCookies: love that for you dad
PresentMom: alright kiddos Hitoshi and denki leave the door open
PresentMom: Koda you doont need a new room its fine
PresentMom: cool? Cool glad we had this talk
IcyHotPainRelief: Mr. Aizawa sir
Dadzawa: what do you want
IcyHotPainRelief: youre a liar
Dadzawa: oh jesus
Dadzawa: problem child come collect you boyfriend
Dadzawa: don’t care I see you typing that hes not your boyfriend
Dadzawa: just come collect him okay
SmallMight: yes sir
ok i know its short but i have like actual plot planned for the next chapter and i really wanted to drop this before and not have it attacked to that plot okay? okay cool
also if you check the series this is under you can find the full Bakusquad rules
[Pining Idiots Anonymous]
IcyHotPainRelief: were back
IcyHotPainRelief: its time
IcyHotPainRelief” b cim gay and I need to tell someone about it
IcyHotPainRelief: izuku’s hand
IcyHotPainRelief: in my hand
IcyHotPainRelief: He’s holding my hand
IcyHotPainRelief: and like arms
IcyHotPainRelief: hes small and v strong
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: does anyone else miss the time before Kaminari taught Todo how to text
GayRock: Kami idk how to break this to you
GayRock has added InsomniaCookies to Pining Idiots Anonymous
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I feel like we’ve don’t this before
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: anyway todo youre gay?
IcyHotPainRelief: ah right
InsomniaCookies: what is this?
IcyHotPainRelief: quiet im gay
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I hadn’t noticed
IcyHotPainRelief: so im in the nurses office rn
IcyHotPainRelief: bc me and Izuku were sparring and I did not do the right thing. I don’t really remember what happened I just wake up
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: strong start
InsomniaCookies: quiet hes gay
IcyHotPainRelief: and Izuku is carrying me to the nurse and he asks me if im good and im obviously not but I say I am anyway
Yaomom: doing great sweetie
IcyHotPainRelief: and he sets me down in recovery girls office and holds my hand and like apologizes for something. Maybe he’s the reason I have a concussion but I don’t really care
ElectricAvenue: how romantic Shinsou wanna give me a concussion
InsomniaCookies: why not sounds like a fun date to the ER
GayRock: if Katsuki had given me a concussion he would have left me there
ElectricAvenue: if Katsuki had given me a concussion hed leave me there. If he gave you a concussion hed silently panic umtil Mido tells him what to do
IcyHotPainRelief: anyway were going out today and Shinsou you have to join us now
IcyHotPainRelief: because im not sure how to deal with my emotions or trauma and this is my therapy space bc my father believes therapy is for the weak.
IcyHotPainRelief: so I waste his money at the mall
InsomniaCookies: cool im broke so I probably wont buy anything
ElectricAvenue: baby he wont let you pay for shit.
ElectricAvenue: where do you think my name brand stuff is from
ElectricAvenue: certainly not my parents.
ExhaustPipe: if we are leaving as a group again I may need help with choosing clothes again Kaminari.
ElectricAvenue: I gotchu
ElectricAvenue: bby im dressing like a thot so I need you to go choose my outfit and then choose your outfit based off that
InsomniaCookies: yeah okay
Yaomom: I wont let you pay for my things Sho
IcyHotPainRelief: your really going to fight me on this?
Yaomom: yes I am
[Thanks I Hate it]
IcyHotPainRelief: were leaving
ExhaustPipe: please do not cause any property damage or commit violence against your classmates
ElectricAvenue: Iida im about to commit violence against you if you don’t hurry up
ExhaustPipe: I apologize I’m coming now
InsomniaCookies: Babe you look like a hoe
ElectricAvenue: be like that sometimes
InsomniaCookies: please just
InsomniaCookies: put on pants
InsomniaCookies: this isn’t a fight im going to win
GayRock: no probably not
TheFrenchiestFry: mon ami what are you wearing that is causing your boyfriend such distress.
ElectricAvenue: something he picked and is now regretting
ElectricAvenue: he wanted me to dress like a hoe so I am
InsomniaCookies: please I changed my mind
SmallMight: where are you going
SmallMight: shoto you had a concussion 30 minutes ago
SmallMight: you should be in bed
IcyHotPainRelief: I should also be in therapy
SmallMight: shoto please
IcyHotPainRelief: can I offer you some Gucci slides
IcyHotPainRelief: can I offer you a limited edition Gucci allmight bag
SmallMight: no I really just want you to take care of yourself
InsomniaCookies: that’s sweet cause id sell Denki to satan for a single corn chip
ExhaustPipe: alright im ready
ExhaustPipe: Its alright Midoriya. I promise we’ll take care for him diligently
SmallMight: last time you all went to the mall you lost Kaminari.
GayRock: really be like that sometimes
[Pining Idiots Anonymous]
Pining anon ElectricAvenue ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog GayRock ExhaustPipe IcyHotPainRelief
Yaomom: imma do it
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I believe in you
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: be the first one to actually confess
GayRock: we support you momo!!!
InsomniaCookies: AHHHH yes momo youll do great -Kami
InsomniaCookies: do any of you have Denki’s Phone?
GayRock: Nah bro sorry
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Maybe he left it at the dorm
InsomniaCookies: probably thanks anyway
ExhaustPipe: Todoroki and I have lunch
Yaomom: were where you left us
[Thanks I Hate it]
ExhaustPipe: Classmates for reference Kaminari has lost his phone. Have any of you seen it??
Sextape: no sorry
BubbleGumBitch: Ah no wonder I couldn’t contact him.
ExhaustPipe: he sends his apologies
ElectricAvenue has added Mineta Minoru to the Thanks I Hate it
Mineta Minoru has changed Mineta Minoru to GrapeJuice
GrapeJuice: so this is why you guys are always on your phones
Damn two chapters in one day? i really am that bitch
SmallMight has added Invisabitch <3, PunkLesbian, Sextape, BubbleGumBitch, and 9 others to This isn’t Going to Last Long but here
SmallMight: I don’t want to bother those that are like out right now, but im concerned
SmallMight: Mineta’s been quiet.
SmallMight: And im don’t really wanna say much cause it would be wrong to assume. But given his nature.
SmallMight: I Worry
We’reSoaringFLYING: don’t worry I agree
BubbleGumBitch: with both statements
SmallMight: All of them deserve to have a nice day out
Sextape: icant believe that little purple bitch stole Kami’s phone
Invisabitch <3: I cant believe you just became Bakugou there for a moment their Sero
Sextape: The Bakusquad is good at channeling our inner Bakubro
BubbleGumBitch: We really are
BubbleGumBitch: None of us are really good at being aggressive on our own
BubbleGumBitch: Bakubabe controls all the anger of the Bakusquad
PunkLesbian: That and the brain cell.
PunkLesbian: but back on topic
PunkLesbian: the silence is unnerving
[Thanks I Hate it]
GrapeJuice: Since yall are assholes and didn’t want me in you groupchat ill be the bigger person and drop some knowledge
Bakubitch: We don’t want it
Bakubitch: did you steal Pikachu’s phone you fucking creep
GrapeJuice: no she left it in the Kitchen
GrapeJuice: which leads me to what im about to say
Grapejuice has sent an image
Grapejuice has sent an image
BubbleGumBitch: woah what the fuck is wrong with you
Grapejuice: figured you all would want to know that Kaminari is a liar and is actually a girl
Grapejuice: I heard she was dating Shinsou and im surprised he lets her dress up like that
Grapejuice: id never let my woman
Bakubitch: and its shit like this that makes it so youll never have anyone
Bakubitch: take that down right fucking now
SmallMight: jesus Christ Mineta I just got here delete that
SmallMight: oh idk
SmallMight: BECAUSE THOSE ARE PHOTOS OF HIM GETTING DRESSED YOU CREEP
BubbleGumBitch: Holy fuck is that in my room???
BubbleGumBitch: How the hell did you get that
Tails: Mineta you had absolutely no right what is wrong with you
Grapejuice: Midoriya you shouldn’t talk
Grapejuice: your hitting on another guy you just a disgusting as she is
Grapejuice: honestly if she wasn’t hiding her body all the time I’d be pretty attracted to her
Tails: don’t say that about either of them
Bakubitch: where are you im gong to find you and kill you
We’reSoaringFLYING: omg what the hell
We’reSoaringFLYING: @Everyone if you can don’t load the picture Mineta sent!!
Grapejuice: im just sharing the truth
PunkLesbian: Wasn’t your truth to share
Sextape: Me and Bakugou have Mineta. He is restrained and lucky he’s not dead
We’reSoaringFLYING: thank you for doing gods work
Sextape: @Dadzawa @PresentMom
Dadzawa: What’s going on
We’reSoaringFLYING: Mineta is a disgusting fucking pervert.
BubbleGumBitch: disgusting fucking pervert with a camera in my room
BubbleGumBitch: I just found it
Dadzawa: Okay can you elaborate
Dadzawa: Uraraka said not to load the picture so im not going too
PunkLesbian: It’s a two pictures of Kaminari getting dressed. And because he’s trans and is putting on his binder in the photos you can see his breasts
PresentMom: has anyone heard from those at the mall since iida texted
ExhaustPipe: Oh dear…
ExhaustPipe: With no insult mean to my friend. I did not wish to see that
SmallMight: nvm he’s here
ExhaustPipe: should I alert Kaminari?
PresentMom: Yes please and keep him out of the school. Enjoy your shopping trip and maybe go to lunch idc just don’t take him back to the school yet
ExhaustPipe: yes sir
InsomniaCookies: Can I come back to the school to commit murder
Dadzawa: No Shinsou stay with your boyfriend hell need you for moral support.
GayRock: We’ll stick with Kami. Bakugou Sero Mina I want his head
Bakubitch: Way ahead of you
PresentMom: Bakugou no
InsomniaCookies: Bakugou yes
InsomniaCookies: my boyfriend is in tears
InsomniaCookies: yall are lucky im out and not there because otherwise id be expelled
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Todoroki doesn’t know how to comfort people but is trying his best and has gotten Kaminari his favorite ice cream which he is angry crying into
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Kami is a tough cookie he might murder Mineta himself
[Thanks I Hate it]
Dadzawa: Kaminari youre back correct?
ElectricAvenue: yes sir
Dadzawa: do you plan to press charges
ElectricAvenue: I mean idk probably not
ElectricAvenue: that requires a lawyer and my parents would probably agree with what he did so
ElectricAvenue: probably not
Dadzawa: would you press charges if I could provide the lawyer
Dadzawa: Listen up everyone. Mineta has been placed in a lock down in his home. UA will be pressing charges on behalf Ashido and Kaminari for stalking, sexual harassment, and child pornography.
Dadzawa: Mic has turned over his phone to the police so they can use that as evidence. Long story short, this isn’t going to be a fun ride for him.
Dadzawa: Girls please check your rooms for cameras see Ashido for reference on what they may look like