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DefyingGravity has added Deku, Iida Tenya, Shoto, and 10+ others

 

[Untitled Chat]
[16:56]

 

 

DefyingGravity: Against Mido’s advice I have decided to make this group chat

 

Deku: A horrible decision really

 

DefyingGravity: shhhhhh

 

Iida Tenya: I would like to say it was against mine as well.

 

DefyingGravity: What did I just say. Quiet yourself

 

Shoto: ?

 

Yaomomo: ????

 

Minuwu: B E T

 

Minuwu has changed KingExplosiowo to Bakubitch

 

Minuwu has changed Eijirowo name to Hard;)

 

Minuwu has changed Serowo name to SpooderMon

 

Minuwu has changed Denkiwi name to ElectricAvenue

 

Minuwu has changed Jirowo name to PunkLesbian

 

Minuwu has changed Minuwu name to BubbleGumBitch

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I want to know but also I really really don’t

 

Hard;): Trust me you don’t

 

SpooderMon: shit goes doooowwwnnn in the bakusquad chat

 

BubbleGumBitch: Ignore them im great

 

PunkLesbian: Shes a menace

 

BubbleGumBitch: RUDE

 

Toru <3: It ok ily Mina

 

BubbleGumBitch: <3 uwu

 

Toru <3: nvm

 

BubbleGumBitch: Traitors the lot of you

 

BubbleGumBitch: Apparently the only one who love me are Bakugo and Kami

 

BubbleGumBitch: loves of my life where r u

 

DefyingGravity: Left for one minuet and Mina has disowned most of her friend group and honestly if that aint a mood I think imma do smthg similar

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Is it me

 

DefyingGravity: no its not you tsu you’re a delight and were happy to have you

 

Deku: Is it me??

 

DefyingGravity: …

 

DefyingGravity: Its not Tsu

 

WhenIWas: Btw guys Bakugo is making dinner

 

WhenIWas: And Sato is making dessert

 

WhenIWas: Sato is taking requests

 

WhenIWas: Bakugo is not

 

BubbleGumBitch: Is that where my boy is

 

WhenIWas: Yeah and Kaminari has been put to work for him

 

PunkLesbian: Can we get an F in the chat for our fallen soldier

 

PunkLesbian: He’s not dead yet but he cant cook and bakuboys gonna kill him when he learns this

 

Deku: F

 

BubbleGumBitch: F

 

WhenIWas: F

 

SpooderMon: F

 

DefyingGravity: F

 

Toru <3: F

 

Hard;): F

 

Shoto: F

 

Shoto: Personally if Sato is taking requests I would like some sugar cookies

 

TheFrenchiestFry: Oh! I would like to second this

 

SpooderMon: omg yes please

 

WhenIWas: He says he’s on it

 

DefyingGravity: Yay!!

 

Yaomomo: How did Bakugo get caught up in cooking for the class

 

Hard;): It was my turn

 

SpooderMon: Bless baku out here doing gods work and saving us from Kiri’s cooking

 

Tails: Just got here one Why this group chat two why is that Gods work

 

BubbleGumBitch: OK SO

 

Hard;): IT WASN’T THAT BAD YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN

 

Bakubitch: Shitty hair it was really fucking bad

 

Bakubitch: And also fuck you round face

 

Bakubitch has left

 

ElectricAvenue added Bakubitch

 

Bakubitch: ARNT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE CHOPPING SHIT

 

ElectricAvenue: Ok I was

 

ElectricAvenue: til I almost cut off my finger and got blood on the bell peppers and

 

ElectricAvenue: Momo had to come save me

ElectricAvenue: So she set me to time out and is bandaging my finger while Jiro chops

Bakubitch: You’re a fucking moron

 

ElectricAvenue: We been knew

 

DefyingGravity: The Bakusquad Fascinates me in a way nothing has in a long time

 

Hard;): Thanks

 

Tails: Uraraka sorry to interrupt but you forgot to answer my question

 

DefyingGravity: ??

 

Tails: Why

 

DefyingGravity: OHHH

 

Shoto: Yes I am also curious and I was in the original conversation of whether it should be a thin g that exists

 

DefyingGravity: I thought it be a nice thing to help us connect

 

Yaomomo: I think this is a wonderful it’s also a terrific way for me and Iida to have contact with all of you!! What a great idea Uraraka

 

DefyingGravity: <333333

 

 

 

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[3:13]

 

 

 

WhenIWas: Insomnia squad sound off

 

Deku: Wong chat

 

WhenIWas: Did I stutter Midoriya

 

Deku: Nope sorry sir lmao

 

Deku: Here

 

Shoto: Here

 

ElectricAvenue: Here

 

PunkLesbian: Here

 

Toru <3: Here

 

WhenIWas: It seems we are all here tonight

 

Toru <3: sup

 

PunkLesbian: Looks like it

 

WhenIWas: Kaminari would you please begin with a debatable crack head question that will inevitably make us question our existence

 

ElectricAvenue: OK

 

ElectricAvenue: Obvs we all know tht ojir is a furry bc of course he is

 

Deku: Wait wait wheres you evidence sir

 

ElectricAvenue: Tail

 

Shoto: the council accepts his evidence

 

ElectricAvenue: if hes a furry does that make at @Toru <3 also a furry bc theyre dating

 

Toru <3: I don’t like this convo

 

Shoto: Suspicious

 

Toru <3: no its not

 

 

Deku: his evidence was pretty rock solid

 

ElectricAvenue: lol

 

ElectricAvenue: Like kiri

 

PunkLesbian: stfu I hated that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[6:56]

 

 

 

 

 

Hard;): Y’all

 

Hard;): wtf

 

Deku: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[Untitled Chat]

 

[7:38]

 

 

 

DefyingGravity: You haven’t lived till you experience a half asleep Kirishima stumble into our shared kitchen pull out the milk to smell it

 

DefyingGravity: Then recoil in disgust, smell it again, shrug then walk away chugging it from the carton

 

Spooodermon: Kiri scares me sometimes but ya know

 

BubbleGumBitch: It be like that sometimes

 

DefyingGravity: Is he ok?

 

Deku: Are any of us?

 

Iida Tenya: Izuku that was surprisingly dark are you feeling quite alright?

 

Deku: Yeah I’m fine Iida lol

 

Deku: Sorry

 

Spooodermon: Well that’s a fucking lie

 

Spooodermon: We may not be the closest friend and I tell that

 

Spooodermon: I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say you can talk about whats wrong

 

Bakubitch: Look Tape face now you can harass more people about their damn mental health then just fucking  me and Pikachu

 

Deku: Sorry to worry you guys really I’m okay I’m just tired thanks though Sero I appreciate it

 

Iida Tenya: Glad to hear it

 

Iida Tenya: Since I’m here I hope everyone is up and getting ready for class

 

DefyingGravity: Yes Iida!!

 

PunkLesbian: @ElectricAvenue are you awake and did you do Present Mic’s homework

 

Spooodermon: no

 

Spooodermon: to both

 

PunkLesbian: I’m not surprised just disappointed

 

BubbleGumBitch: I’ll get him

 

PunkLesbian: thx I need him to check my homework

 

Tails: Just got here and no offense to Kaminari but ??

 

Spooodermon: Kami is fluent in English

 

Deku: Woooahhh that’s so cool!! I didn’t know that about him

 

Bakubitch: Yeah bc hes a moron at most points

 

ElectricAvenue: :)

 

PunkLesbian: If you come confirm by homework is right ill let you copy it

 

ElectricAvenue: omw

 

BubbleGumBitch: I’m about to get in on this

 

Toru <3: I recommend you do it relatively quickly, if you want to eat and you guys don’t want to be late to Aizawa’s class

 

BubbleGumBitch: Thanksssssss

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[8:25]

 

DefyingGravity has chan ged Iida Tenya to ExhaustPipe

 

DefyingGravity: Guuuuuuyysss

 

 

DefyingGravity: Where are you what happened to not being late?!????

 

 

BubbleGumBitch: Were Worlking on irt!!

 

 

 

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[8:52]

 

SpooderMon: Ok so

 

SpooderMon has changed the title of this chat to Cereal Killers

 

SpooderMon: sorry I was bored ofuntitled chat”

 

SpooderMon: @TheFrenchiestFry why do you put stickers on your own paper??

 

TheFrenchiestFry: ┐_(ツ)_┌☆゚.*・。゚

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: your so cute

 

TheFrenchiestFry: Merci

 

Yaomomo: Guys put your phone away! Your going to get in trouble!

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: No offense Momo but I don’t think Aizawa really cares today. He’s asleep…

 

WhenIWas: As long as we get our work done and don’t wake him up I doubt he’ll care

 

ExhaustPipe: I hope you all realize the disrespect this shows towards our education after all were going to be the next leaders, we must set a proper example.

 

SpooderMon: :/

 

SpooderMon: @ElectricAvenue                       

 

SpooderMon: @ElectricAvenue

 

SpooderMon: @ElectricAvenue

 

ElectricAvenue: hmm??

 

SpooderMon: Wanna see how many books we can stack on top of Kirishima before he either wakes up or it falls????

 

ElectricAvenue: with all my heart!!

 

ExhaustPipe: NO ABSOLUTLY NOT

 

ExhaustPipe: KAMINARI AND SERO SIT DOWN THIS INSTANT

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: @Bakubitch

 

Bakubitch: What the Fuck do want fucking frogface

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Are you just going to watch this happen??

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: You’re not going to stop them??

 

Bakubitch: NO I DON’T GIVE A FUCK GO THE HELL AWAY

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: But what if they get in trouble wont that look bad on you because you’re their “leader”

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: But what if when Kiri wakes up the books fall and hurt him

 

Bakubitch: …

 

Bakubitch: Don’t think I don’t see what your fucking doing frog face

 

Bakubitch: fuck you

 

ExhaustPipe: Bakugo thank you very much for the assistance in corralling our classmates

 

Bakubitch: Suck a dick

 

ExhaustPipe: Bakugo! Please avoid using such vulgar language

 

ElectricAvenue: hey

 

ElectricAvenue: hey

 

ElectricAvenue: heyyyyy

 

ElectricAvenue: you know who’s dick Bakuboy wants to suck ;)

 

Deku: WHY IS KACCHAN YELLING?!?!

 

Deku: GUYS HE GONNA WAKE UP AIZAWA

 

WhenIWas: What a mad banquet of darkness

 

 

 

[Cereal Killers]

 

[8:25]

 

PunkLesbian: ok update time

 

PunkLesbian: contrary to popular hope Kaminari is fine he’s a faster runner than originally assumed

 

Tails: you’ve got to admit if there’s one thing the Bakusquad can do it run. I swear I’ve seen Mina just book it down the hallway so fast if she wasn’t so pink, I would have though she was Iida.

 

PunkLesbian: true

 

PunkLesbian: Bakugo is in a time out

 

Toru <3: meaning

 

PunkLesbian: He’s not allowed to leave his room

 

Toru <3: Woah is this a punishment for him or a reward for us lol

 

Bakubitch: STFU INVISABITCH BEFORE I BLOW YOUR ASS UP

 

Toru <3: …

 

Toru <3 has changed Toru <3 name to Invisabitch <3

 

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[Cereal Killers]

 

[4:02]

 

ElectricAvenue has changed Shoto to IcyHotPainRelief

 

IcyHotPainRelief: why

 

ElectricAvenue: I bet you relieve Midoriya’s pain ;)

 

IcyHotPainRelief: You want that to be an innuendo but its not

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I admire that you tried and stood by it though

 

IcyHotPainRelief: And your so luck

 

IcyHotPainRelief: because he’s not awake for once if he was, I would have murdered you

 

ElectricAvenue: your just mean

 

IcyHotPainRelief: were gonna delete these messages

 

ElectricAvenue: :(

 

 

 

ElectricAvenue has deleted 3 messages

 

IcyHotPainRelief has deleted 6 messages

 

 

 

 

 

[Cereal Killers]

 

[6:42]

 

 

 

SugarDaddy: @ElectricAvenue @IcyHotPainRelief u guys good??

 

ElectricAvenue : (* ̄▽ ̄)d

 

IcyHotPainRelief: ^^^

 

SugarDaddy: …did you sleep

 

ElectricAvenue : (╥﹏╥)

 

SugarDaddy: Imma take that as a no

 

SugarDaddy: I’m making breakfast if u want 2 join?

 

ElectricAvenue : omw

 

IcyHotPainRelief: ^^^

 

SpooderMon: pssstt kmai are you ok?? Is Todoroki threatening you

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Kaminari is fine. He appreciates your concern.

 

 

 

[Cereal Killers]

 

[16:02]

 

 

 

BubbleGuBitch: alright girls here the crucial decision we need to establish today.

 

BubbleGuBitch: which boys the cutest Bakugo or Todoroki

 

 

PunkLesbian: im gay

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: You still have eyes and therefore an opinion.

 

PunkLesbian: just saying

 

Octodick: I hope im readiing this right and assuming the guys can sit out of this?

 

WhenIWas: fuck I hope so

 

BubbleGuBitch: not only allowed but expected. Male opinions are not respected in this household

 

BubbleGuBitch: we take into account only appearances, personalities are irrelevant.

 

BubbleGuBitch: Ladies

 

Yaomomo: I wouldn’t usually participate in this sort of thing, but I would like to say @IcyHotPainRelief

 

PunkLesbian: yes but consider the fact that @Bakubitch tiddies are bigger than mine and his skin is clear in a way that isn’t fair considering he’s a teenager

 

DefyingGravity: Todo ily but gotta go with Baku on this one

 

Invisabitch: but yall aren’t appreciating Todoroki hes like the perfect pretty boy and the cutest guy in class

 

Tails: thx babe

 

Invisabitch: Ily but I stand by it.

 

Hard;): You guys this should be no question todoroki is my bro but have so seen Bakugo hes so manly it makes me jealous sometimes and he’s got really great muscles which makes him really attractive!!

 

Deku: Todoroki is also very in shape with a very attractive body, More importantly hes got a natural elegance that puts him above Kacchan because that aura only make him more attractive

 

Hard;): Ok but back to what Jiro said Baku’s got a gorgeous face once you get passed the scowling he’s really pretty and his eyes are like rubies and their the prettist.

 

Deku: Shoto has heterochromia which mean he has more than one pretty eye color. His face while chisled isn’t as sharp as bakugo’s which is definitely more approachable and attractive

 

DefyingGravity: Izu idk how to tell you this mate

 

DefyingGravity: that’s kinds gay

 

BubbleGuBitch: k kiri we get it

 

BubbleGuBitch: you want Bakubitch’s4 man tiddies

 

Hard;): MINA THAT’S NOT WHAT I SADI AT ALL ASFLJSGH;KOP

 

Tails: Kirishima yelling in all caps wow I feel like ive just witnessed a sin

 

Exhaustpipe: Uraraka may I ask what you have down to turn our friends face the other of Kirishima hair?

 

DefyingGravity: Whaaaaatt?? How did you know it was me!!! That’s not faiiiirr…

 

IcyHotPainRelief: @Deku I didn’t know you thought that thank you for your kind words

 

Deku: np just doing gods work :)

 

SpooderMon: @bakubitch do you have something to say to Kiri??

 

SpooderMon: @bakubitch

 

Bakubitch: Stop

 

SpooderMon: @bakubitch

 

SpooderMon: @bakubitch

 

Bakubitch: SHUT UP IM HERE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

 

SpooderMon: ………………………….

 

SpooderMon: @bakubitch

 

Bakubitch: Sleep with one eye open ILL STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN TAPE

 

Bakubitch: Shitty hair come here ill make you dinner

 

Hard;): OK!!

 

ElectricAvenue : That was bakugou for thanks in case yall were concerned

 

Yaomomo: Im still concerned but thank you anyway Kaminari the translation is appreciated

 

ElectricAvenue: :)

 

Yaomomo: I’m curious. Why hasn’t Bakugou attempted to leave yet or change his name??

 

PunkLesbian: DIBS

 

PunkLesbian: ok so

 

BubbleGumBitch: damn it

 

ElectricAvenue: Booo u whore

 

BubbleGumBitch: Denks pls if anyone is a ho in the bakusquad its u loser

 

ElectricAvenue: :( no one appreciates me

 

Spooodermon: Got that right

 

TheFrenchiestFry: I logged in to get the tea but im kinda scared because Jiro has been typing for a while and usually you guys just send a long string of texts

 

Deku: ^^^

 

PunkLesbian: Back in the early days of the Bakusquad group chat im talking when the chat was actually called the bakusquad early bakugou didn’t want to stay in the chat. Like he left a lot. And someone would always add him back to the point where it

almost became a game. Kami did it a lot because he’s always awake and did it sometimes. But eventually we got tired of that and our reaction times slowed down. Kaminari said oh no and stole his phone and gave it to one of the support kids he’s friends

with and they removed his ability to leave chats or change his name.

 

PunkLesbian: And theres your tea

 

TheFrenchiestFry: That’s some lovely tea

 

 

 

 

 

[Cereal Killers]

 

[3:21]

 

 

 

 

 

WhenIWas: Welcome back

 

WhenIWas: Tis time once again

 

WhenIWas: Insomniacs sound off

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Here

 

Invisabitch <3: Here

 

ElectricAvenue: Here

 

Deku: Here

 

Octodick: Im not a part of the regulars but may I join tonight?

 

WhenIWas: The insomnia lifestyle accepts all

 

ElectricAvenue: are we a cult

 

Deku: Probably

 

WhenIWas: Shoji as you are the guest ill allow you to choose whos 3am thought were going to be forced to listen too

 

Octodick: Oh

 

Octodick: Shoto I suppose

 

IcyHotPainRelief: ok so

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I think Aizawa has a child in General studies

 

Deku: no

 

Deku: No

 

Deku: no

 

Deku: I told you Shinsou and Mr. Aizawa are not related

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Your also a traitor that cant be trusted and Shoji said it my turn

 

Invisabitch <3: Could yall feel Todoroki pouting through text

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Excuse you Hagekure I do not pout

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Now like I was saying

 

ElectricAvenue: yes the counsel demands your evidence for this theory

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Ok if you’ve interacted with him you would know theyre almost the same person

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Like same personality same exhaustion both cynical

 

IcyHotPainRelief: They also look the same right

 

IcyHotPainRelief: They have the same eyes and smile like its almost creepy

 

IcyHotPainRelief: And their hair have you noticed that shinsous hair looks remarkably like Aizawa’s when he is using his quirk

 

Octodick: huh im kind intrigued

 

Deku: Coincidences aren’t evidence

 

Invisabitch: Midoriya are you sure your just not upset you didn’t figure it out first

 

Deku: YES

 

ElectricAvenue: I thourally convinced by todo but Izu im not so sure about

 

ElectricAvenue: I think Izu feels challenged by the conspiracy theorist

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Me?

 

ElectricAvenue: yea u

 

Octodick: Im not apart of the usual group but do you think you should leave him alone

 

Deku: Its okay Shoji its all harmless

 

Deku: @ElectricAvenue Let's Tell Each Other Secrets

 

Deku: I Hate You

 

WhenIWas has changed the title of this chat to The Chamber of Secrets

 

 

Octodick: I kinda wish I was apart of the rest of the class waking up to this

 

 

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[Chamber of Secrets]

 

[17:13]

 

SnowWhite: In case you are curious!

 

SnowWhite: yes Bakugo did throw Mineta out the Window

 

Invisabitch <3: Good

 

SnowWhite: No neither of them are being expelled

 

PunkLesbian: shame the grape bitch deserves it

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Wait wait why did Bakugou throw him out a window

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: that’s a very him thing to do but ??

 

ElectricAvenue: He made a very suggestive comment at Mina and Bakugo doesn’t put up with that shit at all

 

Invisabitch <3: No offense Kaminari but aren’t you guys friends

 

ElectricAvenue: Sorta?? I mean we were closer earlier but he’s a bit much you know…

 

PunkLesbian: A bit?!??!

 

ElectricAvenue: yeah I know I know im sorry kyo ily

 

PunkLesbian: uh huh

 

Hard;): Guys!! Since Bakubro is locked in his room lets go visit him and have movie night!!!

 

Bakubitch: ABSOLUTLY NOT

 

SpooderMon: OMG YESS

 

Bakubitch: I SAID NO

 

Bakubitch: IM LOCKING MY DOORS

 

Hard;): No offense bakubro but like that will stop us

 

ExhaustPipe: I MUST REQUEST YOU DO NOT BREAK BAKUGOUS DOOR IN ORDER TO GET INTO HIS ROOM

 

Hard;): No worries prez weve got a better plan that that :)))

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: wait do you plan on picking the locks or something its an electric door you know

 

PunkLesbian: Tsu ily but how could we get through an electric door…@ElectricAvenue

 

ElectricAvenue: huh?

 

ElectricAvenue: oh yeah

 

ElectricAvenue: me and kiri and grabbing some of Bakugous hot Cheetos

 

Deku: back up I was lurking and you can just get into any room despite it being locked kami??

 

ElectricAvenue: I mean yeah I just add some extra electricity into the door to over load the system and in the time its being fried and therefore restarting I just open the door

 

ElectricAvenue: I don’t like carrying around my room key

 

Deku: WOAH  that’s super cool how did you figure that out and does that same idea work for other types of electronic

 

Deku: I wonder if Aizawa knows about this isn’t it kind of a security risk

 

Deku: Did you ever tell him

 

Bakubitch: STFU DEKU AND STOP BOTHERING MY IDIOTS

 

Bakubitch: BRING ME MY FUCKING CHEETOS YOU LOSERS

 

Hard;): He does care :,)

 

DefyingGravity has changed DefyingGravity to We’reSoaringFLYING

We’reSoaringFLYING: Deku why do we never do anything fun like that

 

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: The bakusqaud does movie night and the izucrew never doesn’t anything exciting

 

ExhaustPipe: Pardon I thought we were call the Dekusquad

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: We were

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: But me and tsu decided that Izucrew sounded better!!

 

Deku: id just like to have a group name that isn’t mine…

 

ExhaustPipe: seems unrealistic

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sero was the last to enter get to Bakugou’s room. He knew this by Mina and Kami’s spamming on his phone, that “they were all waiting on him” and “Grab some extra water bottles when you come up”. Needless to say, his arms were filled with snacks and drinks that had been requested. Reaching the door, he tried to shuffle the snack to one side to knock then realizing his efforts were pretty much in vain he uses his foot to slam against the bottom of the door.

 

“Don’t hit on my damn door so hard-”

“Sero did you bring my chips-”

“Seros hereeeeeeee-”

 

Several responses could be heard from inside that only grew louder as the door was swung open by Mina who hugged him around the snacks in her arms. He laughed and heard one of the bags of chips get slightly squished, but eventually, Mina pulled away and gather some of the haul he had brought up and let him come inside.

 

Bakugou was scowling, but still letting Kami settles legs thrown over him. He appeared to be charging Bakugou’s and his phones while they were both on them. While Kami was settled on Bakugou’s with on pillows under him, head by the headboard, Kirishima like Bakugou had his back against the wall and had his head settles onto Bakugous shoulder with his eyes closed looking very relaxed. Jiro was laying at the end of the bed with the laptop that he assumed was to watch whatever movie they settled on. It did always take some debate with them.

 

Like him and as tradition dictates, they were all wearing their comfiest clothes to sleep in because they knew that Iida was busy with his friends and would forget to bother them about sleeping in their own dorms. All of them, except for Kami and Kiri seemed to go for some measure of sweatpants. Mina’s were a pink that was so bright it almost hurt to look at while Jiro’s were a purple so dark, it almost looked black. Kirishima had on red basketball shorts a white tank top that matched his own and Jiro’s, but Bakugou seemed to have decided to forego a shirt altogether. Kami decided to rock a baggy Sweatshirt that falls to the point where he couldn’t see his pants. He was also very sure that Pullover was his but decided that was a battle for later.

 

Mina dropped the snack on the table that Bakugou had next to his bed and settled near Jiro by the foot of the bed. It was going to be a tight squeeze to get them all on the bed, so Sero thought it was a good thing that they had already seemingly worn down Bakugou’s resistance to this by now. In fact, the blonde barely flinched as he settled next to Kaminari looking at his friends' Instagram feed, Kami gave him a blinding smile and shifted slightly so Sero could see his phone. There was a strange peace in the room that came with the quiet. Till it was broken with the inevitable argument after Jiro’s question.

 

“So what movie are we watching tonight?”

 

 

 

Shoto was happy to let the rest of them battle it out for what movie they were watching. They had ended up in Uraraka’s room and were planning on watching their movie with Iida’s mini projector that he had bought after the movie nights became more frequent. Currently, Shoto was leaned up against the headboard eating the bags of popcorn Izuku had brought over from the bowl trying to ignore the warmth coming from the green-haired boy on his left. If Uraraka wasn’t so focused on arguing why they should watch Up for the third time she would definitely be teasing him for the faint blush that is definitely on his face.

 

They always watched kids’ movies on nights like these. For multiple reasons, the feelings of nostalgia, the stress relief, but mainly because Shoto had never seen these movies. Well, he had seen some of them now, but before UA his father had seen many of these movies as a waste of time and he hadn’t been allowed to watch them. Well, in actuality his father saw most media as a waste of time.

 

His friends (he almost smiled at the warm feeling thinking about that provided) almost always argued about the movie. Not nearly as much as the Bakusquad mind you, but still a good amount. From their position in Uraraka’s room, they could hear the loud yelling they could only assume was coming from Bakugou’s room. It seemed Kirishima really wanted to watch Jaws tonight and Bakugou would be dammed if they were watching that movie again. Shoto usually lets his friends decide what movie to watch, he didn’t have any opinions on something he hadn’t seen before after all. He told them as much when they expected him to settle their arguments.

 

“GUYS,” Shoto almost jumped at Izuku’s sudden increase in volume. “You know what we should watch, and I can’t believe we didn’t think of this sooner.” Midoriya seemed giddy, with childish excitement at his thought.

 

“Up?” Uraraka said with a smirk.

“Oh, hush you, no, we should watch Frozen, Todoroki is practically half Elsa as is!” That idea seemed to pick up traction Iida picking up on the lack of argument decided to put the movie on immediately that way no more disagreement could happen. Shoto looked at the green-haired boy on his left with a raised eyebrow and a look of confusion. Midoriya just smiled back.

 

“Trust me you’ll see”

Chapter Text

Izuku woke up with breathing in some of his friend's bicolored hair. Shoto’s head was resting on his shoulder with his arm underneath him and he had his chin rested on top of Shoto. They were curled together with various libs intertwined under the covers. Izuku had to force himself to not panic the moment he felt his friend so close. After all, Shoto was practically nuzzling into his chest.

Looking around as much as he could he saw Uraraka and Tsuyu curled up together next to Iida on the opposite side of the bed. Shifting his legs, he felt one someone on top of them, likely Uraraka.

Shoto shifted in his sleep and curled closer to him and made a soft humming sound. Izuku could feel his face heat up, and he really hoped Shoto didn’t wake up right now. Izuku’s phone was still in his pocket and as slowly as he could he pulled it out to check the time.

5:24 am

Early. Especially for a Saturday.

He saw on his notification bar 9+ messages from Chamber of Secrets, he smiled lightly before slowly putting his phone away. He considered the bicolored boy in his arms. Would this make him uncomfortable? He seemed comfortable now, but he was asleep. On the other hand, Izuku thought he looks so beautiful right now. Izuku took a deep breath then settled back into cuddling his friend. Might as well take what he can get.

 

 

On the opposite side of the hall, Kirishima wakes up trying to figure out why it was so hard to breathe. His vision was blurry from just waking up and he could hear his friends breathing around him. The window had been left somewhat open last night so now that the sun was up that crack meant there was a bright line directly in his eyes. Taking a moment to rub his eye his breath caught in his throat. For a moment he realized why Bakugou called him stupid.

And speaking of Bakugou, the blonde shifted on top of him. Bakugou was lying with his head on his chest with the covers on top of both of them.

He was warm. And kind of soft. And-

That was the end of that thought process. Kirishima knew he should probably see if he could carefully remove him. God, Bakugou would freak if he woke up like this.

Placing his hands on Bakugou’s waist he attempted to sit up slightly so he could get a look around. Turning his head both ways, on his right Kaminari was cuddling with Mina and just barely staying on the bed, and on his left Jiro was pressed against the wall in a way that could not be comfortable. From the weight he felt on his legs he could assume Sero was at the end of the bed.

 

All of a sudden, his back was on the bed again.

“Go back to sleep, Shitty hair. Its fuck o’clock on a Saturday, why are you up?”

He locked eyes with his friends barely red orbs. Katsuki had a slight smirk on his face and used his arm to prop his head upon his chest. Kirishima could tell he was tired as he was practically falling back asleep on his chest. A small bubble of pride in his chest that His friend felt comfortable enough to be like this around him.

Kirishima made a hum of agreement and lightly lifted Bakugou’s head from his hand back down to Kirishima's chest.

“Just the sun, you’re right so you should go back to sleep as well,” Kirishima said and judging by the light snoring coming from Bakugou he doubted that he had heard him. Kirishima noted that his hand was still placed on his friend’s waist. Bakugou had been pretty out of it but he hadn’t commented on it. Had he cared?

He decided to indulge, Just for a moment. He slid his hand from around his waist till his arm was curled around his back and he was more or less holding Katsuki to his chest. Might as well take what he can get.

 

 

[Chamber of Secrets]

 

[07:19]

 

 

 

Tails: I don’t think Bakugou went for his morning run

 

Tails: Usually he agressivly making breakfast for the Bakusquad by now

 

Invisabitch <3: Hes probably still in bed sleeping in for once.

 

Invisabitch <3: Like you should be >:(

 

Tails: morning workout

 

 

Invisabitch <3: ik ik

 

Invisabitch <3: bring me breakfast????????

 

Tails: Sure, what do you want

 

Invisabitch <3: ceral or smthg idk

 

Invisabitch <3: nothing exciting id go down myself but that would require putting on like actual clothes because you never lnow when Mineta is lurking

 

TheFrenchiestFry: mon cheri you’re so brave to speak his name

 

TheFrenchiestFry: (つ﹏<)・゚。

 

Invisabitch <3: Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself

 

Tails: lol babe cheerios or raisin bran

 

Invisabitch <3: who here eats raisin bran?? Ya nasty

 

TheFrenchiestFry: I believe that would be Iida~

 

Invisabitch <3: disgusting,,,,

 

Tails: omw up with your cheerios

 

Invisabitch <3: ily

 

Tails: ily2

 

WhenIWas: it is far to early for you all to be loving and gross in the group chat

 

Invisabitch <3: your just jealous

 

WhenIWas: I take offense to that

 

Invisabitch <3: you should

 

Octodick: I know that its definitely to early for you two to be picking a fight

 

Octodick: Tokoyami how about we ask Mr. Aizawa if we can go watch that new horror movie you’ve been wanting to see

 

WhenIWas: sure that sounds nice

 

Invisabitch <3: gay

 

WhenIWas: so your boyfriend

 

Tails: Im pan and why have I been dragged into this

 

Invisabitch <3: cause he gay

 

WhenIWas: doth thee wanteth to square! thee speaketh lies and i wonneth't tol'rate t anym're! like a toad, ugly and venemous rampallian wench

 

Invisabitch <3 ily bby ;*

 

WhenIWas: We shall fight in the burning abyss in hell I call home

 

Octodick: Aizawa wasn’t awake so I asked present mic and he said we can leave whenever as long as were back by one pm

 

WhenIWas: alright that sound good

 

TheFrenchiestFry: I just watched that go down and it was lovelyyy ⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒

 

TheFrenchiestFry: nothing on nexflix compares to the artistry that is Tokoyami speaking

 

WhenIWas: I have an atheistic

 

Octodick: No that was you bring dramatic

 

Octodick: are you ready to leave

 

WhenIWas: omw down

 

TheFrenchiestFry: are you all really heading to watch a horror movie at 8am

 

Octodick: yeah

 

WhenIWas: why not

 

TheFrenchiestFry: I suppose

 

TheFrenchiestFry: Have fun mes amis!

 

Octodick: thanks Aoyama

 

 

 

[Chamber of Secrets]

 

[10:31]

 

BubbleGumBitch has changed the title of this chat to Cool Name Pending...

 

BubbleGumBitch: Im surprisingly the first member of the Bakusquad awake

 

BubbleGumBitch: WOULD ANYONE ONE LIKE TO ASK ME WHY

 

Yaomomo: …why?

 

BubbleGumBitch: oh mom im so glad you care ilysm

 

BubbleGumBitch: my fucking best friend who a bitch btw

 

BubbleGumBitch: I wake up with a clump of Kaminari’s hair in my mouth

 

BubbleGumBitch: gross right so I spit it out and make a face like any normal person

 

BubbleGumBitch: NOW me and Kami are spooning

 

BubbleGumBitch: you know as lonely single friends do and I shift ever so slightly to try and recover my arm from where it lies under him

 

SugarDaddy: for reference

 

SugarDaddy: is Kaminari the little spoon right now?

 

BubbleGumBitch: yes as is his rightful place as one of my bitches

 

SugarDaddy: alright sorry for the interruption I believe you were saying how Kaminari is a bitch

 

BubbleGumBitch: ah yes quite right

 

BubbleGumBitch: SO THIs little blonde hoe takes my light movement as a open invitation to fucking change positions all together

 

BubbleGumBitch: and he moves and throws me to the fucking floor and

 

BubbleGumBitch: has the fucking audacity to sleep through it

 

SugarDaddy: how many of you are in the bed??

 

SugarDaddy: like did you fall on who ever else wasn’t in the bed??

 

SugarDaddy: like whoever I assumed was sleeping on the floor?

 

BubbleGumBitch: im offended

 

BubbleGumBitch: you think we leave people out?? Good joke. Everyone fits in the bed.

 

SugarDaddy: there are six of you

 

BubbleGumBitch: everyone

 

SugarDaddy: that cant be comfortable

 

BubbleGumBitch: never claimed it was

 

BubbleGumBitch: I got pushed on the floor

BubbleGumBitch: do you remember that

 

SugarDaddy: I mean yes but like how

 

SugarDaddy: Sero is very tall and both Bakugou and Kirishima are quite large as well? I mean Kaminari I pretty small and your and Jiro are as well put like that math sholdnt work.

 

SugarDaddy:  even if you all and laying one by one right next to each other.

 

BubbleGumBitch: cuddles

 

SugarDaddy:  Bakugou doent strike me as the cuddly type

 

BubbleGumBitch: hes not till its 4 am and he tired and cold and just wants Kirishima to hold him

 

SugarDaddy:  Im learning a lot about the Bakusquad

 

BubbleGumBitch: gtg my girl Jiro is up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Cool Name Pending...]

 

[12:46]

 

TheFrenchiestFry: Tokoyami and Shoji I saw you all coming in sitting how was your movie!!~~

 

Octodick: It was alright I personally prefer horror books over movies

 

WhenIWas: it relied a lot upon gory jump scares which lost its appeal a little which because you could begin to predict them, but I enjoyed it was fun.

 

 

Yaomomo: has anyone heard from the Dekusquad

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: *Izucrew

 

Deku: can we not?

 

Yaomomo: apologizes the Izucrew ill try to remember

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: your forgiven :)

 

Deku: Ura pls

 

SnowWhite: Midoriya why is it you don’t like the name of your group being you name

 

Deku: umm

 

Deku: ok so

 

Deku: it kinda implies im some sort of leader of the group kinda like Bakugou is for his friends and im not really

 

Deku: and it seems like its implying im the most important and I don’t like that were all important

 

Deku: and like ily guys its fine really just makes me a little flustered

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: awwwee deku ilysm you’re the sweetest! You’re the one who brought all of us together it only makes since that are group is named after you

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: plus our group name is super cute and I refuse to change it

 

Yaomomo: pardon didn’t you already change it from before

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: sh shhhh shhhhhhh

 

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[Cool Name Pending...]

[01:17]

Hard;): has changed Hard;): to GayRock

 

 

GayRock: hmmmm im gaaayjfdkls

 

GayRock: lsiek fuck Kami hes so prettyyyyy

 

Yaomomo: ??

 

Yaomomo: Kirishima??

 

GayRock: huh… this appears to not be my private chat with Kami

 

GayRock: my bad my bad

 

GayRock: umm

 

GayRock: this feels like an appropriate time to come out and tell you all that

 

GayRock: to the surprise of no one im sure

 

GayRock: im gay

 

 

GayRock: :)

 

Yaomomo: thank you for telling us Kirishima I can speak for all of us I’m sure when I say we support you

 

Yaomomo: since were sharing I’m actually a lesbian

 

GayRock: :)

 

GayRock: I appreciate you momo

 

Yaomomo: I know were not the closest but since Kaminari doesn’t appear to be up I’m not much help with boys, but I can listen

 

GayRock: yes please

 

GayRock: hold up ill pm you

 

 

 

[Cool Name Pending...]

 

[02:04]

 

Deku: Just got back from a short work out and just wanted to say I support you and I wish you luck with your crush he’s not the most emotionally venerable person

 

Deku: also I’m bisexual :)

 

Deku: and now im out to all the people I care about in my life

 

GayRock: Mido your adorable and how do you know who I like?

 

Deku: it’s the way you look at him

 

Deku: like you’d follow him through hell without second thought

 

GayRock: I don’t look at him like that

 

Deku: If you say so

 

 

 

 

 

[Cool Name Pending...]

 

[07:24]

 

 

 

 

 

ElectricAvenue: alhfeelhdhsf

 

ElectricAvenue: kiri im so sorry I wasn’t awake ahhhhh

 

ElectricAvenue: ily man im sorry :(

 

GayRock: its good man

 

GayRock: honestly dude m real happy you slept you need to do that more often

 

ElectricAvenue: I love that you guys were just coming out last night

 

GayRock: don’t think I don’t see you ignoring the fact that Im worried about you

 

ElectricAvenue: did you know that im bisexual @Deku bi buddies

 

ElectricAvenue: :)))))))))

 

Deku: nah uh your only dragging me out here because you know It would be hypocritical to lecture you about your sleeping habits

 

ElectricAvenue: whhhhhaaaaaaaaaattttt neverrrrrrrr

 

Bakubitch: come get your fucking breakfast you morons before I let Pinkie here eat all of it

 

ElectricAvenue: Bakugous also gay

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: We been knew

 

Bakubitch: SHUT YOUR FUCK

 

 

 

 

 

[Cool Name Pending...]

 

[12:07]

 

 

 

PunkLesbian: as you all probably know Kaminari sits to my right in class. Endless source of entertainment but today in questioning my sanity

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Kyoka are you ok

 

PunkLesbian: NO

 

Invisabitch <3: Guys present Mic is literally still here teaching

 

PunkLesbian: You guys are missing the fact that Kaminari is sitting right next to me eating his goddamn homework

 

WhenIWas: What the fuck

 

PunkLesbian: Mic passes out the papers and Kaminari picks it up and immediately takes a bite of it

 

PunkLesbian: Mic pauses cause how the fuck do you respond to that shit

 

PunkLesbian: Then Kaminari takes a second bite and Mic just moves on doesn’t say anything just keeps going

 

ElectricAvenue: snacc

 

WhenIWas: What the fuck

 

ElectricAvenue: snACC

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Kaminari are you feeling ok

 

ElectricAvenue: feeling great why do you ask

 

Tails: yall remember how peaceful English was before Kaminari began trying to establish dominance over Present Mic

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I wouldn’t say it was peaceful just a quieter kind of stress

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: much quieter confusion because English is confusing

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I consider myself to be pretty smart but spelling is terrible

 

ElectricAvenue: I before E, except after C or when sounded as A, as in neighbor and weigh.

 

ElectricAvenue: @TheFrenchiestFry

 

TheFrenchiestFry: Oh are we speaking in English now mon ami?

 

ElectricAvenue: I mean part of that was French but yes

 

SpooderMon: oh fuck off both of you

 

SpooderMon: we get it kami your parents speak English

 

SpooderMon: we get it Aoyama you speak three languages

 

SpooderMon: yall bitches

 

WhenIWas: what crack are you on today Kaminari

 

ElectricAvenue: :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Cool Name Pending...]

 

[15:22]

 

 

 

BubbleGumBitch: oh boys

 

BubbleGumBitch: @GayRock @Bakubitch

 

BubbleGumBitch: who wants to murder a bitch ass grape fucker

 

Bakubitch: Point me at him

 

Bakubitch: no questions just me finally killing him

 

GayRock: ill ask for the story but ill still fight him because he’s gross and is terrible

 

Bakubitch: grubby fucking raisin

 

Bakubitch: imma blow him up

 

GayRock: while I find Bakugou because he might actually end up in prison if I don’t have eyes on him

 

GayRock: can you tell what happened

 

BubbleGumBitch: he shoved his goblin hand under my skirt and grabbed my ass

 

SpooderMon: need some help with hiding the body Bakugou

 

SpooderMon: cause he gonna die

 

ExhaustPipe: Classmates as much as I do not approve of Mineta’s actions, murder is not acceptable for the future pro heroes of the world

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: it would be worth it…

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I say we put it to a vote

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: all in favor of Bakugou getting to murder Mineta please say aye

 

ExhaustPipe: Uraraka please

 

ExhaustPipe: everyone ignore her

 

ExhaustPipe: were not putting this to a vote

 

ExhaustPipe: we’ll report it to Mr. Aizawa

 

GayRock: aye

 

BubbleGumBitch: aye

 

SpooderMon: aye

 

ExhaustPipe: I said NO

 

Bakubitch: AYE AND MY OPINION IS THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS

 

Yaomomo has added Aizawa to Cool Name Pending...

Yaomomo: sir, Mineta is being…

 

 

Aizawa: Mineta?

 

Yaomomo: sadly

 

Aizawa: noted

 

Aizawa: I’ll add it to the file for him

 

Aizawa: and give him some house arrest so you don’t have to worry about him

 

GayRock: Mr. Aizawa why can’t you just expel him?

 

Aizawa: It’s a lot harder to get someone expelled in the middle of the year versus the beginning you need actual reasons and evidence

 

Aizawa: Mina tomorrow make a written statement

 

Aizawa: Bakugou if I find you’ve attacked Mineta again ill put you on house arrest

 

Bakubitch: whatever

 

BubbleGumBitch: yes siiiiiiiirrr

 

Chapter Text

[Cool Name Pending...]

[04:03]

 

 

WhenIWas: rise my followers

 

WhenIWas: tis time

 

ElectricAvenue: OwO

 

WhenIWas: banished

 

ElectricAvenue: :(

 

PunkLesbian: its what u deserve

 

IcyHotPainRelief: shes right

 

PunkLesbian: I always am

 

IcyHotPainRelief: debatable

 

ElectricAvenue: this is slander and I can and will expose both of you

 

ElectricAvenue: think is it really in your best interest to insult the boy who know all your secrets

 

ElectricAvenue: (。O ω O。)

 

ElectricAvenue: ill expose yall with no hesitation

 

Deku: no offense meant Kaminari but how do you know these things

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I mean we tell him

 

PunkLesbian: love him but hes as dense as you Midoriya

 

ElectricAvenue: tea people like talking to me

 

PunkLesbian: bc you’re such a dumbass your easy to talk to

 

PunkLesbian: your like a brickwall to bounce things off of

 

Deku: todo you know you can always talk to me right?

 

Deku: obviously you don’t have to if you more comfortable talking to Kaminari!!!!

 

Deku: I completely understand

 

Deku: bu I can always listen as well

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Of course I know that

 

IcyHotPainRelief: it was more circumstance

 

IcyHotPainRelief: because Kaminari is always awake when its 5am and your thinking about life and everything you’ve done wrong and theres only one active person

 

IcyHotPainRelief: you tend to talk to them

 

PunkLesbian: also Kaminari has the uncanny ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time and just know thing and I hate it

 

Invisabitch <3: sorry im late

 

Invisabitch <3: can confirm

 

Invisabitch <3: sometimes me aand Kaminari are just walking and hell be like lets go this way and well just stumble on some shit that we were probably not meant to see

 

Aizawa: things that will remain unmentioned if you want you grades to remain intact

 

ElectricAvenue: ha

 

ElectricAvenue: like I need help failing

 

Aizawa: you all have class tomorrow

 

Aizawa: why are you up

 

IcyHotPainRelief: y r u up?

 

WhenIWas: Ignore him

 

Deku: we’re normally up

 

WhenIWas: I kind of forgot you were here sir

 

Aizawa: I did too till my phone went off at 4 in the morning

 

Invisabitch <3: oop

 

Invisabitch <3: sorry sir

 

IcyHotPainRelief: it really do be like that

 

Deku: you need to spend less time with Kaminari

 

ElectricAvenue: what??? Im great??

 

Deku: your tainting his innocence

 

ElectricAvenue: yeah hed like to be tainting you innocence

 

IcyHotPainRelief: kami stfu

 

Deku: what does that even mean Kaminari

 

IcyHotPainRelief: nothing

 

Invisabitch <3: oh tea???

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hush you

 

WhenIWas: has anyone noticed Todorki becomes very aggressively a teenager whenever there’s an adult around

 

ElectricAvenue: yeah

 

IcyHotPainRelief: what does that even mean

 

PunkLesbian: Mr. Aizawa I gotta know

 

PunkLesbian: are you also just lurking and watching this happen??

 

Aizawa: yes

 

Invisabitch <3: Oof

 

Aizawa: however all of you should go to sleep

 

Aizawa: now

 

Aizawa: do I make myself clear

 

Invisabitch <3: yes sir

 

WhenIWas: if I must

 

PunkLesbian: alright sir

 

IcyHotPainRelief: your not my dad

 

Deku: I don’t have a dad

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I wish I didn’t have a dad

 

Deku: same

 

ElectricAvenue: I don’t have parents at all

 

Deku: well aren’t we just a messed-up bunch

 

Aizawa:  what part of now did you miss

 

Deku: yes sir

 

IcyHotPainRelief: yes sir

 

ElectricAvenue: :(

 

IcyHotPainRelief: quiet you electric blonde thot go to sleep or ill force you to

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Cool Name Pending...]

 

[07:12]

 

 

SugarDaddy: honestly sometimes waking up to this is the best part of my day

 

 

ElectricAvenue: https://cheezburger.com/3805642496/don39t-tape-over-this

 

ElectricAvenue has changed SpooderMon to SexTape

SexTape: hey you

 

 

SexTape: I hate you

 

ElectricAvenue: ilyt bby

 

ExhaustPipe: Sorry to interrupt the morning tomfoolery from the Bakusquad

 

SexTape: did he really say that

 

ElectricAvenue: yup

 

ExhaustPipe: But has anyone heard from Uraraka

 

 

ExhaustPipe: She’s not been answering us, and we believe her to be ignoring us?

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: We’re not really sure but we haven’t been able to find her

 

Deku: yeah it may be nothing but like idk something feels off she wasn’t around yesterday and were just worried about her but have any of yall seen her or talked to her??

 

SugarDaddy: I saw her this morning

 

SugarDaddy: it was like early early

 

SugarDaddy: she was crying with Bakugou

 

SugarDaddy: and at first, I was ready to fight him but he was comforting her so I decided to just leave it alone and head back upstairs when I went back down later they were gone so I didn’t really think much of it

 

SugarDaddy: I wasn’t emotionally ready first thing in the morning to deal with the idea that Bakugou has tangible human emotions you know?

 

Deku: thanks Sato

 

Deku: and I don’t think anyone is ever emotionally ready

 

Chapter Text

 

[Cool Name Pending...]

 

[12:12]

We’reSoaringFLYING has changed t he title of this chat to The Awkward Turtles

Deku: I mean I guess

 

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: hey guys sorry I kinda vanished um im sick today so can you guys kinda keep me updated on whats going on??

 

Invisabitch <3: of corse babes not a problem

 

Invisabitch <3: your not missing much in english besides everyone trying to guess whether or not Aoyama and Kami are gossiping about them in english with present mic

 

Invisabitch <3: cause Mic was just like why don’t you all start your homework since im done teaching for today and were like hell yeah right

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: …right

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Kami stands up grabs Aoyama as he walks by and pulls him to the front and all of them are just talking and every once in a while they all turn and look at us then laugh and go back to talking

 

ExhaustPipe: Uraraka! Are you feeling quite alright if your sick then Midoriya and I can stop by during lunch so bring you to recovery girl.

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: oh nonnon no that ok Iida

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: its that that big of a deal just a light cold ill probably better tomorrow

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: just don’t want anyone else sick

 

ExhaustPipe: of course, that’s very responsible of you!

 

ExhaustPipe: but you do know I’m here to talk if you need too

 

ExhaustPipe: not just as your class president but as a friend as well

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Iida ilysm

 

SexTape: yall are so wholesome

 

SexTape: I love that yall support each other unconditionally <3

 

SexTape: make me believe there is good in this world ;)

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: its not that deep

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: besides doesn’t the Bakusquad support each other

 

SexTape: define support

 

Bakubitch: stfu duct tape I need you to get your ass to the fucking tsble before pinkie and sparky die because no one is here to control them

 

Bakubitch: one peaceful lunch

 

Bakubitch: just fucking one

 

SexTape: hear me out

 

SexTape: the Bakusquad isn’t a friend group it’s a highyly dysfunctional family

 

SexTape: Bakugou is our mom because I meet his mother that is the kind of parent he will be

 

SexTape: Kiri is our dad bc have you ever met the guy??

 

SexTape: im the older sibling that was an accident so im a good bit older that the other kids so the parents want me to keep the peace

 

SexTape: and denki, mina and jiro are all the children of the family that the parent are trying to not kill/keep from dying

 

GayRock: how much have you thought about this?

 

SexTape: more than I care to admit

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: that was a ride start to finish

 

Bakubitch: wtf is wrong with you

 

SexTape: a lot

 

GayRock: alot

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: a lot apparently

 

SexTape: ok I know also said it but ruuuuudddee

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: ily

 

SexTape: don’t lie to me

 

Invisabitch <3: OK SORRY TO INTERRUPT BUT HI SINCE WHEN IS OUR RESIDENT STRAIGHT BOY KAMINARI NOT STRAIGHT

 

GayRock: yall thought kami was straight

 

GayRock: the boy has a choker

 

GayRock: ON HIS HERO COSTUME

 

Bakubitch: im almost sure dunce has announced his bisexuality in here somewhere

 

Bakubitch: he is not in the closet about it

 

BubbleGumBitch: sorry to interrupt

 

BubbleGumBitch: but why the sudden realization

 

BubbleGumBitch: cause if its what I think it is

 

SexTape: oh please let it be what I think it is

 

Deku: that’s kinda cryptic…

 

Bakubitch: shut the fuck up deku

 

BubbleGumBitch: wow he liked typed it ou typed it out

 

GayRock: be nice Bakugou

 

Bakubitch: go to hell

 

Invisabitch <3: ok so im wondering around school taking the scenic rout to go meet Ojiro for lunch right and who do I run into but Kaminari practically hanging off this guys arm. And not just any guy my guys

 

Invisabitch <3: Aizawas secret love child himself Shinsou Hitoshi

 

Invisabitch <3: who my interaction have been few and far inbetween

 

Invisabitch <3: but high kigh didn’t look not please with one of our classes blondes on his arm

 

BubbleGumBitch: hehehehheehhedfhlfhslfjOJOAIJ

 

GayRock: GUYS DON’T HARASS HIM

 

GayRock: not yet at least we can save this for a special occasion

 

Bakubitch: :)

 

Deku: that smilie face is the most terrifying thing ive ever seen

 

Deku: Hagakure you might have killed Kaminari

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: may he rest in peace

 

PunkLesbian: its what he deserves

 

 

 

 

 

[The Awkward Turtles]

 

[23:19]

We’reSoaringFLYING has chang ed the title of this chat to Ride or Die

Deku: I mean it’s better

 

 

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I don’t like turtles anyway

 

Deku: youre a monster

 

IcyHotPainRelief: turtles are nice

 

Deku: :)

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: That’s gay

 

Deku: your gay

 

ExhaustPipe: please

 

ExhaustPipe: I just want to go to bed

 

ExhaustPipe: Please save such actions for our personal group chat

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: but the Bakusquad gets to be crackheads in the main gc all the time

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I would like to be on cocaine

 

Deku: and id like to die

 

Deku: we don’t all get what we want

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: were gonna back up and try this conversation again

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: ok?

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: ok

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: lets take it from Iida’s message

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: take 2 and action

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hey Uraraka want to go snort cocaine out of a hooker’s asshole

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: would I ever

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: 1

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: guys please

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: were gonna send Iida into cardiac arrest

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: 2

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Todoroki where are you learning these things from

 

Deku: Kaminari

 

IcyHotPainRelief: @ElectricAvenue:

 

ElectricAvenue: what can I say

 

ElectricAvenue: im a fountain of wisdom

 

ElectricAvenue: a fountain of wisdom that gtg b4 bakuboy murders him

 

ExhaustPipe: I don’t know if I could do what Bakugou does

 

Deku: ok but since I remembered

 

Deku: uraraka is everything ok

 

Deku: Ojiro told us he saw you with Bakugou

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: we’d never want to make you uncomfortable but we worry

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: oh yeah I probably owe you guys an explanation

 

IcyHotPainRelief: no you don’t owe us anything

 

Deku: im sorry that came off wrong

 

Deku: you don’t have to talk about it whatever happened I just want to know you okay cause I care about you

 

ExhaustPipe: if it makes you more comfortable, we can move this to our personal chat?  Not to offend anyone here of course.

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: no its ok

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I really do trust everyone here.

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: but its really kinda dumb and not a big deal

 

Deku: if its on your mind it’s a big enough deal to listen to

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: we love you Ochako were hear to listen

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: ok

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I’m sure everyone here knows that I really love my family and they’ve always been crazy supportive of me and anything I want to do.

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I didn’t really know what being gay or lesbian was until late middle school. It just wasn’t really talked about. And my parents never talked about it. I had to do a lot of research on my own bc a lot of you guys are lgbt and I wanted to be

able to understand

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: and ive was doing a lot of thinking and I made some conclusions about my sexuality and I know a bunch of you are out and it doesn’t matter but im also bi

 

Deku: im not trying to interrupt but im so happy for you

 

ExhaustPipe: also remember its ok to take time to figure out who you are!

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I know and I love you guys thank you

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I tried telling my parents it didn’t go bad

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: it just didn’t go great

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I told them and they were just seemed really disappointed in me.

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: it sucks but im sorry for wasting your time. You all have worse problems

 

Deku: Uraraka wydm

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I mean both you and Todoroki have your fucking dads, Mido your in and out of the hospital for broken bones almost every week, Iida always has a lot going on because of being class president, and we all know what shit Tsu as to deal

with which is going to make me fight the country I stg

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Uraraka your right

 

IcyHotPainRelief: we all do have our own issues and maybe they are bigger than yours

 

IcyHotPainRelief: but think about it this way. If you break your arm but you see Izuku in a full body cast, that doesn’t mean your arm doesn’t still hurt.

 

IcyHotPainRelief: besides

 

IcyHotPainRelief: were friends and were supposed to be here to support you now matter how insignificant you think the issue is

 

IcyHotPainRelief:  but its ok to be upset, your allowed to be angry at them and still love them. Give it time. I’ve meet your parents, you have the advantage of parents that really care about you. Let this cool off and then go back maybe talk to them about it

maybe don’t and save that conversation for a later time

 

IcyHotPainRelief: don’t avoid it but you learned about being Lgbt maybe help them learn as well, bc they really do care about you and I think they would be willing to for you

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I know I say it a lot but I really do love  you guys

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: can  you all come over?

 

We’reSoaringFLYING:  and bring some tissues with you

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I think I just really need to be with you all

 

Deku: of course!! Ill bring some candy and we can cry together that way you don’t feel bad

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: midooooo

 

ExhaustPipe: I will be over with blankets shortly

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I come with the offering of v large pillows and ordering shitty food

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: and im already outside your door with tissues

 

 

Chapter Text

 

[Wholesome hours]

 

[01:57]

ExhaustPipe: I still have one question Uraraka. Did Bakugou actually comfort you?

 

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: we did some comforting of each other really                          

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: tea?

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Bakugou having feelings??

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Yall the tea is

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Bakugou is soft

 

IcyHotPainRelief: why were you comforting him??

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: im not handing out my boys secrets like that

 

ExhaustPipe: Since when is he “your boy”                                    

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Since is discovered he was soft and making an effort to change himself

 

Deku: can confirm Bakugou has soft boy capabilities

 

Deku: emphasis on capabilities

 

Deku: its just under a lot of swearing and emotional insecurities

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: the Bakugou tea is strong

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: its not really tea

 

IcyHotPainRelief: its tea like

 

Deku: ig

 

[Ride or Die]

 

[02:05]

 

 

WhenIWas: I see some of you are online

 

 

WhenIWas: insomnia council sound off

 

Deku: here

 

IcyHotPainRelief: honestly the entire izucrew is online so they might be lurking

 

IcyHotPainRelief: here

 

ElectricAvenue: og wow eveno Iiida is awake wowwo

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Are you Ok?

 

ElectricAvenue: isn anyone everrr/?

 

IcyHotPainRelief: you make a fair point

 

Deku: Ignore him

 

Deku: why?

 

ElectricAvenue: Bakusquad sleepover Sero was on top of me

 

IcyHotPainRelief:ah makes sense

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Sero is like twice your height

 

ElectricAvenue: Fuck off

 

IcyHotPainRelief: your inner Bakugou is showing

 

WhenIWas: Then the Bakusquad will have two angry blond twinks

 

ElectricAvenue: this is bullying

 

IcyHotPainRelief: it really be like that sometimes

 

Deku: guys guys

 

Deku: even those of you lurking

 

Tails: hi lurking

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I think Iida did finally head to bed

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: yes mido

 

Deku: lets all go down into the kitchen and make like 2 am pancakes or waffles or smthg

 

Deku: cause fflsahlghnsnhgkeajng

 

ElectricAvenue: omg

 

ElectricAvenue: mido yes pls

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Big bet I’m excited!!

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: honestly im really on bored for some pancakes

 

WhenIWas: I as well

 

ElectricAvenue: yesssss pancakes

 

ElectricAvenue: do we have like chocolate chips or like blueberrys

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: we definetly have chocolate  chip idk about blueberrys but omg that’s sounds so good kami are you like a genius

 

Deku: Todo and I are already in the kitchen gathering for pancakes meet us when everrr

 

ElectricAvenue: im already downstairs

 

Tails: omw

 

Tails: do we have syrup??

 

WhenIWas: If we don’t im sneaking out to get some

Aizawa: no your not

 

WhenIWas: if you don’t im gonna start screaming til hopefully Aizawa gets us Syrup

 

Aizawa: there is some in the pantry

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Thanks dad!!

Aizawa: no

 

IcyHotPainRelief: we appreciate it dad

 

Aizawa: I said no

 

 

 

Deku has changed Aizawa name to Dadzawa

 

Ai zawa has changed Deku name to ProblemChild

Deku: (:

 

 

Aizawa: tell me when the pancakes are done ill be acquiring some

 

ElectricAvenue: Alrighty

 

ElectricAvenue: ive been allowed to mix

 

IcyHotPainRelief: which hopefully isn’t a mistake

ElectricAvenue: we shall see

 

Dadzawa: don’t burn down the kitchen

 

Dadzawa: that’s a lot of paperwork to fill out

IcyHotPainRelief: Its fine

 

IcyHotPainRelief: the functional people are near the hot thing

 

Dadzawa: Stove

 

IcyHotPainRelief: the functional people are near the stove

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Me and kami are mixing things when told like stirring in the various things

 

IcyHotPainRelief: we also fetch what were told to

 

ElectricAvenue: Uraraka and Tsu are gonna be cooking the pancakes bc tsu knows how to make them

 

ElectricAvenue: and Urarraka is a fast learner

IcyHotPainRelief: right now theyre flirting and making eggs

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Izuku is teaching Ojiro how to make the pancake batter

 

IcyHotPainRelief: were being told its his moms recipe

 

WhenIWas: im existing and fetching what im told too

 

IcyHotPainRelief: so I trust it

 

ElectricAvenue: if mama Midoriya told me to jump off a cliff Id trust it

 

IcyHotPainRelief: ^^^

 

Dadzawa: there will be none of that

 

Dadzawa: absolutely zero cliff dives

ElectricAvenue: Dad do you want a bluberyy pankcake or chocolate

 

ElectricAvenue: or plain ig

 

IcyHotPainRelief: theres nothing wrong with plain pancakes

 

ElectricAvenue: :/

 

ElectricAvenue: idk about that

 

Dadzawa: chocolate

 

ElectricAvenue: oki

 

Tails: were making three batches

 

Tails: one for each

 

Tails: its going to be a lot of pancakes sir

 

Dadzawa: feed them to the other children when they wake

 

Tails: They’ll be cold?

 

Dadzawa: …you have a toaster

 

ElectricAvenue: we have a todoroki

 

Octodick: I wake up to this

 

WhenIWas: pancake

 

Octodick: …

 

Octodick: fine I’m coming

 

IcyHotPainRelief: sir

 

IcyHotPainRelief: can we leave tomorrow

 

Dadzawa: define who

 

ElectricAvenue: me shoto tsu and kiri

 

WhenIWas: yall running away to be pining idiots

 

Dadzawa: ill think about it

 

ElectricAvenue: :/

 

ElectricAvenue has added Yamada to Ride or Die

 

ElectricAvenue has changed Yamada name to PresentMom

 

 

ElectricAvenue: Hey mom is u awake

 

 

ElectricAvenue: @PresentMom

 

PresentMom: I am now little listener,,,

 

IcyHotPainRelief: can we leave tomorrow

 

PresentMom: yes

 

Dadzawa: why do bother

 

ElectricAvenue: Do you want some pancakes?

 

PresentMom: yes

 

PresentMom: is that why you all are awake at

 

PresentMom: 2am??

 

WhenIWas: no were awake because were contemplating our inevitable demise

 

WhenIWas: pancakes are just an excellent contemplation snack

 

PresentMom: yes ok

 

PresentMom: good night listeners

 

PresentMom: I need my beauty sleep tp be able to be my plus ultra self tomorrow

 

ElectricAvenue: :/

 

ElectricAvenue: I hatexd that

 

PresentMom: yeah, I did too

 

 

Chapter Text

 

[Ride or Die]

 

[07:43]

 

 

 

GayRock: yall need help

 

ElectricAvenue: like you have any room to talk

 

GayRock: the kitchens a disaster

 

ElectricAvenue: idk what your talking abou9utfnkdn;

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: so is your room

 

ElectricAvenue: btw

 

ElectricAvenue: @GayRock @ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog @IcyHotPainRelief

 

GayRock: im already here

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: as am i

 

IcyHotPainRelief: im here now

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: good talk

 

ElectricAvenue: we leave at 8 so there not enough time for me tsu and shoto to get tired

 

GayRock: please get sleep guys

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I try

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I usually do

 

ElectricAvenue: sleep is for bitches

 

ElectricAvenue: should we invite momo that way tsu isn’t the only pining lesbian??

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: yes

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: also delete that

 

ElectricAvenue has deleted one message

 

ThePr incessButAlsoTheFrog has deleted 2 messages

IcyHotPainRelief: hey @yaomomo

 

 

GayRock: you lurking??

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I don’t think she is

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: she might still be asleep

 

GayRock: booooo

 

IcyHotPainRelief: ill get here

 

GayRock: what dude don’t bother her

 

 IcyHotPainRelief: the other day she woke me at midnight to cry about her crush ill do what I please

 

ElectricAvenue: Big yike she’ll fit in great

 

Yaomomo: Good morning everyone

 

IcyHotPainRelief: wanna joinus in group therapy about our crushes

 

IcyHotPainRelief has deleted one message

IcyHotPainRelief: I mean

 

 

IcyHotPainRelief: wanna go on an outing with us

 

IcyHotPainRelief: v inclusive

 

IcyHotPainRelief: idiots only

 

GayRock: HEY

 

ElectricAvenue: im not even offended

 

ElectricAvenue: that fair

 

Yaomomo: This actually sounds quite nice

 

Yaomomo: you know who would also be a good addition to this group

 

GayRock: ??

 

Yaomomo: Iida

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: really????

 

Yaomomo: yes trust me on this

 

Yaomomo: yes

 

IcyHotPainRelief: ok ill go acquire him as well

 

ElectricAvenue: ok so momo

 

ElectricAvenue: the only rule our outings is you’ve gotta look like a real classy thot

 

ElectricAvenue: Shoto bought me my thot outfit and I exclusively wear it for these outings

 

ExhaustPipe: wait

 

ExhaustPipe: wait

 

ExhaustPipe: why did Todoroki by you a…

 

ElectricAvenue: thot outfit???

 

ExhaustPipe: yes

 

ElectricAvenue: ok so it was a bit ago but Todoroki decided to take me and Izuku and mom to a classy coffee place to talk about how parents suck right and nothing about any of my outfits says classy so Todoroki bought me an outfit that makes me look

like a sugar baby

 

ExhaustPipe: I see

 

ExhaustPipe: and this is how you would like me to dress?

 

ExhaustPipe: because I’m not quite sure about that

 

ElectricAvenue: don’t worry im coming

ExhaustPipe: I feel an immense amount of concern

 

GayRock: probably smart

 

Yaomomo: would this work

 

Yaomomo has sent an image

 

GayRock: queen

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: ive been lurking for a hot minute but like momo you’re a cutie

 

ExhaustPipe: Kaminari has walked into my room with his hair in a ponytail and what I’m pretty sure is your hoodie Kirishima and started going through my closet

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: lol Iida im concerned for you

 

GayRock: a man on a mission

 

Yaomomo: speaking of where are we going

 

GayRock: mall

 

IcyHotPainRelief: the sperm donor got tired of me stealing his credit card and has given me my own

 

IcyHotPainRelief: so im going to buy the damn mall

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Denki said he wanted some Armani fashion

 

GayRock: also I want to back up what do you mean my hoodie

 

ExhaustPipe: it’s a crimson riot hoodie that almost falls to his knees

 

GayRock: that bastard!!

 

GayRock: that’s where that went

 

GayRock: im going to fight him

 

ElectricAvenue: ily

 

ElectricAvenue: im going to get changed I have to break into minas room lets meet in 20??

 

IcyHotPainRelief: ok

 

GayRock: I want that back

 

ElectricAvenue: well see

 

ExhaustPipe: 20 it is

 

ExhaustPipe: why Mina’s room

 

GayRock: she has a full length mirror

 

 

 

[Ride or Die]

 

[11:27]

 

 

 

ElectricAvenue: yall some gut in the mall just offered to be Shoto’s sugar daddy

 

ElectricAvenue: this is the quality content I need

 

GayRock: guys it gets batter at first todo is like im not legal yet and this guy goes age is just a number baby besides no one has to know but us

 

GayRock: despite the group of us that are obviousl standing there

 

GayRock: also just gross

 

GayRock: Iida jumps in a is like I insist you leave and try to get this dude to leave and this guy is not having it being like im just trying to offer your pretty friend a nice gig and how he shouldn’t be so jealous

 

ElectricAvenue: shoto in all of his glory like gently pushes this man to the side and goes and says why would I want anything from a man that can only afford fake Gucci slides

 

Yaomomo: it was quite literally the most stuck up I have ever seen Shoto look

 

Yaomomo: he went full spoilt brat

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: and now in celebration were going on a shopping spree

 

Deku: everything is ok though?

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: yall im sitting next to broccoli boy here and he is steaming

 

Deku: NO  im not Iim PJUST nnconcerned about mdojmy frieedd

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: deep breath then try that again

 

Deku: im just worried about my friend Ura

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: its ok everyones fine

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: in fact Denki just talked Shot into buying himself something nice.

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: so make sure to ask him about the absolutely atrocious Gucci bag he got

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I want to be living the kind of life Todo has

 

IcyHotPainRelief: don’t worry uraraka ive already bought you a nice bag I think youll like

 

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Tsu helped me pick it out

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Really omg you guys ARE SO SWEET

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: ilysm todo

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: thank you ong you didn’t have to do that

 

IcyHotPainRelief: of course even though your not here I want you to know that I care about you\

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: you don’t have to buy me thing to show you care about me

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I know you care about me <3

 

Deku: are you sure your ok Shoto

 

IcyHotPainRelief: yes I am

 

IcyHotPainRelief: besides why would I need a sugar daddy when I practically already am one

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I buy Denki expensive thing and then he doesn’t sleep with me

 

ElectricAvenue: Awww Todoroki if you wanted to fuck you could have just said so

 

IcyHotPainRelief: no

 

ExhaustPipe: please don’t be so vulgar Kaminari

 

ElectricAvenue: Should I begin calling you daddy as well

 

IcyHotPainRelief: absolutely not

 

ElectricAvenue: why shoto could it be

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I don’t like where this is going

 

ElectricAvenue: that you want to call me daddy

 

GayRock: please stop Iida is literally about to have a heart attack

 

ElectricAvenue: Todoroki I take your silence as cowardice

 

ElectricAvenue: which means ladies and gentlemen of the jury that this boy is a bottom

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: objection your honor

 

ElectricAvenue: overruled

 

Yaomomo: I thought you were the lawyer

 

ElectricAvenue: im both

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: this doesn’t seem like a very fair trial

 

GayRock: guys incase your curious about where Todoroki and Iida are theyre both having strokes like you thought todoroki’s hair was red

 

ElectricAvenue: further proof he is

 

ElectricAvenue: a bottom

 

GayRock: quiet thot

 

Deku: what the actual fuck am I reading?

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Denki look what you’ve done you made Izuku swear

 

ElectricAvenue: he grew up with Katsuki imsure im not the cause of this

 

 

Chapter Text

 

Deku to IcyHotPainRelief

 

[11:27]

 

 

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hey Izuku

 

IcyHotPainRelief: You do realize im given a notification when you start typing right…?

 

IcyHotPainRelief: cause you’ve been on and off tyoing for the past 5 minutes

 

Deku: AH

 

Deku: hhi todo no I was not a aware of that im very sorry to bother you while your out with people

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Its not a problem were all still eating right now anyway

 

Deku: ok I was just worried about you

 

Deku: I mean with everything

 

Deku: you know what this is dumb im sorry to bother

 

IcyHotPainRelief: continue please

 

Deku: you okay right? I know everyone made a big joke about the guy who was like flirting with you but your ok right nothing happened??

 

IcyHotPainRelief: thank you for your concern

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I am okay Izuku

 

Deku: that’s good to hear

 

Deku: did you maybe want to hang out sometime this weekend??

 

IcyHotPainRelief: love too

 

 

 

Deku to We’reSoaringFLYING

 

[11:27]

Deku: I am unnaturally angry like I have no excuse to be

 

 

Deku: its not like me and Todoroki are like

 

Deku: together

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: youd like to be

 

Deku: What Id like doesn’t matter

 

Deku: im perfectly happy with the relationship we have and im perfectly happy with the fact that he trusts me so much

 

Deku: Im just so so angry at that guy like Shoto deserves so much more that a sugar daddy

 

Deku: Im sorry im ranting

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: no go ahead im listening

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Sometimes you just need to rant deku

 

Deku: The other day we had that sleepover and I got to hold him while we slept and I woke up and saw him and ive never felt so at peace

 

Deku: I just care about him so much and he deserves the world

 

Deku: id give him the world on a silver platter if even hinted he wanted it

 

 

 

[Pining Idiots Anonymous]

 

[11:27]

GayRock has added IcyHotPainRelief, ElectricAvenue, Yaomomo, and 2 others

 

 

GayRock: Rule one: what happens in the chat stays in the shat

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: What happens in fight Club stays in fight club

 

ExhaustPipe: What is fight club? Im very concerned about that

 

Yaomomo: … It a movie hun

 

GayRock: well come back to the travesty later

 

ElectricAvenue: id like to second the first rule

 

ElectricAvenue: Like if Kiri wants to talk about how nice he think Bakugou’s man tiddies are who are to judge

 

ExhaustPipe: I agree with the sentiment though maybe not the example

 

GayRock: Fuck off

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Oh is Bakugou rubbing off on you?

 

ElectricAvenue: Not in the way Kirishima would like

 

GayRock: Im going to die

 

GayRock: Shut all your fucks

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: hm there it is again

 

IcyHotPainRelief has sent an image

 

ElectricAvenue: oh we love a screenshot

 

IcyHotPainRelief: welcome to me screaming into the void for an hour

 

Yaomomo: you’re spending a lot of time around Tokoyami lately

ElectricAvenue: gay

 

GayRock: I love that our broccoli boy is worried about you

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: thats sweet

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: also hanging out??

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hhhh

 

IcyHotPainRelief: he probably means as friends

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I mean we hang out all the time

 

GayRock: you do it all the time huh???

 

ExhaustPipe: I have to agree you hang out all the time

 

ExhaustPipe: serparetly

 

ExhaustPipe: and alone???

 

IcyHotPainRelief: ……

 

IcyHotPainRelief: @yaomomo @ThePrincessFromAlsoTHeFrog

 

IcyHotPainRelief: pls come back from the bathroom

 

IcyHotPainRelief: theyre bullying me

 

Yaomomo: its what you deserve

 

IcyHotPainRelief: betrayed by my own best friend

 

ThePrincessFromAlsoTHeFrog: were on our way back to the food court

 

ThePrincessFromAlsoTHeFrog: where are we going next

 

GayRock: I say we just go and see if anything catches our eye

 

Yaomomo: sounds like a plan

 

ExhaustPipe: Just make sure we stay together or at least with another person this is a large mall we don’t want anyone to get lost

 

 

 

 

 

[Ride or Die]

 

[12:41]

 

 

 

Yaomomo: @ElecticAvenue What was Plan A

 

ElecticAvenue: stay with the group so you don’t get lost

 

ExhaustPipe: and what was plan B

 

ElecticAvenue: don’t fuck up plan A

 

Yaomomo: and what did you do

 

ElecticAvenue: fucked up plan A

 

GayRock: @@@@ Bakusquad I forgot the rules and lost the Pichu

 

ElecticAvenue: Excuse you I am at least a Pikachu

 

SexTape: How do you forget the outing rules

 

SexTape: Bakugou made us memorize them

 

Bakubitch: yes I did what the fuck Kirishima

 

BubbleGumBitch: its just the two of you so you only had to worry about rule 2 and 7

 

BubbleGumBitch: maybe 4

 

BubbleGumBitch: maybe

 

Deku: what are the outing rules??

 

Bakubitch: none of your fucking business

 

GayRock: a group of rules we as the Bakusquad have made in order to not get kicked out of places when we leave UA

 

Bakubitch: I made these morons memorize them

 

Bakubitch: @ElectricAvenue if you tell me what happened I wont be mad

 

ElecticAvenue: that is both a lie and a trap but hold up im typing

 

Yaomomo: What are rules 2 and 7

 

SexTape: rule 2 is that if you have a time limit and Bakugou is not there Kirishima is not allowed in any crocs stores

 

SexTape: becasse he can spend houuuuuurrrs in those stores it really rough

 

BubbleGumBitch: Rule 7 is that someone needs to be holding Kami’s hand at all times

 

BubbleGumBitch: because he gets distracted and his common sense falls out of his ears and then gets lost

 

ExhaustPipe: that explains why they were holding hand the first part of the trip

 

ElecticAvenue: so we just finished lunch right and were all walking around and Kiri is talking to momo and I didn’t want to bother cause like he was stuck at my side for the majority of the trip and I was going to tell someone but like that weird and I didn’t

want to bother them so I got distracted by this super super cute Pikachu onesie and like I was thinking how much I wanted it and checking how much cash I had on me and then like I turn and look around and everyone is gone and so I start wandering

around cause I forgot rule 12 and now im not sure where I am

 

ExhaustPipe: rule 12 is what exactly

 

BubbleGumBitch: if you get lost stay where you are

 

BubbleGumBitch: surprisingly that rule was made for sero and not Kaminari

 

BubbleGumBitch: Kami is usually good at staying where we leave him

 

ElecticAvenue: I get lost a lot

 

ElecticAvenue: I just panicked today

 

Bakubitch: ponytail im going to send you Pikachu’s location

 

Bakubitch: I tracked down his phone location

 

Bakubitch: Pikachu stay still till they come and get you

 

IcyHotPainRelief: You seem to have this down to a science

 

Bakubitch: for a good fucking reason

 

ExhaustPipe: Kaminari we are on our way

 

IcyHotPainRelief: how the fuck did you get to the opposite side of the mall

 

ElecticAvenue: I DON’T KNOW OK

 

 

Chapter Text

 

[Ride or Die]

 

[19:58]

 

 

 

 

 

ElectricAvenue had kicked Dadzawa, Present Mom, and ExhaustPipe for 1 hour

 

ElecticAvenue: Sero what the shit did you give me

 

SexTape: wdym

 

SexTape: its just my pen

 

ElecticAvenue I mean I cant really feel my Fingers can hyper feel in my feet and im twitching.

 

ElecticAvenue: my mouth takes weird but idk

 

ElecticAvenue: taste

 

Bakubitch: I stg if I come up stairs and your fucking high

 

ElecticAvenue: Will you bring me the oreo’s in the pantry

 

ElecticAvenue: that wway I can have an oreo before you kill m

 

Bakubitch: im going to kill pikachu

 

Bakubitch: have you eaten

 

ElecticAvenue: Nah

 

IcyHotPainRelief: i feel like i should take responsibiliy

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hes with me

 

IcyHotPainRelief: in my roon

 

Yaomomo: since when do you smoke

 

IcyHotPainRelief:  oh i dont I

 

IcyHotPainRelief: prefered method ofdealing with daddy issue is still drinking

 

Bakubitch: I have collected the yellow rat

 

IcyHotPainRelief: im lonely now:(

 

ElecticAvenue: :(

 

Deku: do you want me to come over todo?

 

IcyHotPainRelief: yes!!!!!:)

 

Deku: ok I’m coming up

 

IcyHotPainRelief: thars nice I like seeing you

 

Deku: Really???

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: careful your gay is showing Mido

 

IcyHotPainRelief: yea I think your great why wonuldnt i????

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hmm yea your pretty

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: really

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: what else do you think of Mido??

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hes a nerd

 

Deku: thankssss…

 

IcyHotPainRelief: and

 

IcyHotPainRelief: very brave

 

IcyHotPainRelief: and

 

IcyHotPainRelief: he had very broad shoulders

 

IcyHotPainRelief: and

 

GayRock has kicked IcyHotPainRelief for 6 hours

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: awwwww

 

GayRock: let my bro live

 

Deku: I’m just going to put him to bed. I don’t think he’s to bad, but you never know.

 

GayRock: Mido your such a good egg

 

Deku: what does that even mean

 

GayRock: excellent lad

 

ElecticAvenue: stfu shitty hair I made hot chocolate take it or leave it

 

ElecticAvenue: im backkk @@bakusquadd there is enough for all of us shhh don’t tell him I told youu

 

SexTape: my boyyyyyy

 

SexTape: ill grab my girls

 

GayRock: bring monopoly lets ruin some friendships

 

ElecticAvenue: eyy

 

ElecticAvenue: game night

 

Bakubitch: ive confiscated the dumbasses phone who knows what happened

 

PunkLesbian: something with Shinsou

 

Deku: ?????

 

PunkLesbian: are you aware of Kami’s flaming gay crush on Shinsou?

 

Deku: No!?!?!

 

GayRock: bro howd you miss that one

 

SexTape: they talking

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: like talking talking

 

SexTape: idk honestly

 

SexTape: but they text or whatever

 

TheFrenchiestFry: I do believe this to be news to everyone outside or the Bakusquad

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: not to me

 

Invisabitch <3: or me

 

TheFrenchiestFry: You guys are withholding the tea from me?? (´;ω;`)

 

Invisabitch <3: ily

 

TheFrenchiestFry: liar

 

PunkLesbian: ANYWAY

 

PunkLesbian: I think they got into an argument so Kami is ignoring it with drugs

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: A+

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: is this common??

 

SexTape: not really

 

GayRock: the real tea is both Baku and Kami make bad decisions when things go wrong

 

GayRock: slight inconvenience happens and suddenly the solution is to commit a crime

 

 

GayRock: okay maybe not a crime butttttt

 

PunkLesbian: be gay do crimes

 

SexTape: yes

 

GayRock: no hush both of you

 

Bakubitch: hey shitty hair are you trying to fucking imply something

 

GayRock: no never

 

Deku: I wont even imply it

 

Deku: you make bad/rash decisions when your angry

 

Deku: when we were 13 you got into an argument with your mom about being to much like her so you died your hair

 

Bakubitch: hey Deku are you trying to fucking die

 

Deku: sometimes but not currently no

 

PunkLesbian: is it time to expose our childhood friends???

 

PunkLesbian: is it that time??

 

PunkLesbian: because denki doesn’t know how to use a toaster

 

PunkLesbian: or a lot of electronics really

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: ???

 

PunkLesbian: they didn’t have much electronics in the house because his entire family is electricity quirks

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: We’re learning so much today

 

Deku: Kacchan broke his arm on his scooter when we were 9 because he thought his quirk would make the scooter

go faster

 

Bakubitch: ok listen here dumbass it did go faster that’s the reason I broke my damn arm

 

Bakubitch: I had the right thought just the wrong fucking execution so fuck off ok

 

Yaomomo: Once when me and Shoto were in 13 and in school he got so embarrassed by his crush that he set the

entire classroom on fire. School was out for like a week because of it

 

Deku: Kacchan did something similar with when we were 7 with the school’s playground

 

Bakubitch: im going to kill you if you don’t shut up right fucking now Deku

 

PunkLesbian: we love dumbasses shutting down schools

 

PunkLesbian: pretty sure Denki has overloaded the power in every schools he’s been too

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: we love that for him

 

PunkLesbian: no

 

PunkLesbian: no we don’t

 

SexTape: I walk downstairs into the kitchen to witness Kami and Bakugou sitting on top of the counter. Kami is

crying and theyre both talking about how dumb boys are

 

Deku: what happened with him in Shinsou

 

Bakubitch: he has a crush on someone that isn’t Pikachu

 

Bakubitch: and he mentioned that

 

Bakubitch: and kami said some dumb shit like why would I want to hear about your stupid ass feelings for this bitch

 

Bakubitch: like a genius

 

Bakubitch: and they both start fighting

 

Bakubitch: then somehow Kami says that he was in love with Shinsou

 

PunkLesbian: my boys really going through it

 

Bakubitch: oh no

 

SexTape:  it gets worse

 

Bakubitch: Shinsou says he likes him back

 

Yaomomo: oh great!

 

SexTape:  no

 

Yaomomo: why no?

 

Bakubitch: Because Pikachu I assume was already crying by that point and said some shit like don’t fucking pity me

and don’t lie to me then blocked him and ran to Duct tape then IcyHot

 

Yaomomo: oh dear

 

BubbleGumBitch: im omw down

 

BubbleGumBitch: Christ I leave to take a shower and Kami breaks his own heart

 

PunkLesbian: oh yeah I should probably mention im with kiri waiting for mina then well be down

 

BubbleGumBitch: Should we bring tissues?

 

Bakubitch: yes

 

Bakubitch: many of them

 

 

 

WhenIWas has changed the title of this chat to Its to early for this kind of drama

 

 

Bakubitch: bitch your telling me

 

 

 

[Its to early for this kind of drama]

 

[20:58]

Dadzawa: who broke what laws??

 

 

Dadzawa: if you tell me I won’t be mad

 

Bakubitch: that’s a lie

 

Bakubitch: Pikachu is heart broken

 

Bakubitch: he is however no longer crying

 

Dadzawa: ok

 

ExhaustPipe: As I cannot see what has happened in the past hour, I encourage you to make sure our classmate is

well hydrated if he is going through a difficult time.

 

GayRock: trust me we got that handled

 

Present Mom: :)

 

Dadzawa: if you must

 

Present Mom: I must

 

GayRock: sketch

 

Present Mom: ill return children

 

Chapter Text

 

[Its to early for this kind of drama]

 

[21:24]

 

 

 

Present Mom: im dropping off the package

 

GayRock: unless its icecream

 

GayRock: or an illegal substance

 

GayRock: doubt its gonna help

 

Present Mom: who said I was going to help

 

SexTape: MOM

 

SexTape: THAT IS SUCH A BAD IDEA

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: hello whats happening?

 

SexTape: hes here

 

SexTape: I gotta watch my real life soap opera brb

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: whos here

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: @PresentMom who did you bringgg

 

Present Mom: Shinsou

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: oh dear

 

WhenIWas: who’s in charge of the play by play??

 

ExhaustPipe: Absolutely no play by play!! This is our classmate’s life, not some terrible recorded drama for you entertainment

 

Bakubitch: im in charge of the play by play

 

ExhaustPipe: Bakugou!!

 

ExhaustPipe: that very disrespectful to your friend!!

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Are they talking in front of yal??

 

SexTape: no they ran off to talk somewhere away from us

 

SexTape: Bakugou is just a gossip whore

 

Bakubitch: are you going to say that to my fucking face duct tape??

 

SexTape: I would but your off being a gossip whore

 

ExhaustPipe: Kirishima if you would be so kind as to help me remove your boyfriend

 

GayRock: gkszjoriaspfiroe

 

GayRock: lmaoooofnndsj omg Bakugou’s not my boyfriend

 

GayRock: yeah im onw nmy way

 

SexTape: smooth bro

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I’m sorry for what I said, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings,” Hitoshi looked at the blonde in front of him and he could see the tear-stained cheeks and puffy eyes as clearly as people could see his dark circles. And yet, Kaminari stood in front of him, still smiling and waving off his apology.

 

“Dude, it's fine. You were joking, you didn’t hurt my feelings. I can take a joke.” Kaminari put extra emphasis on the words of the last entrance, though Hitoshi couldn’t pick up exactly why that was what he was trying to emphasize. The gestures Kaminari had always made with his hands while talking were choppier and looked forced. Most importantly, he wouldn’t meet Hitoshi’s eyes. He had always thought himself particularly good at reading people, and especially Kaminari, but right now he didn’t have a clue what was going on inside his head.

 

Hitoshi hung his head and sighed out. Shaking his head, he attempted angled himself so he could look into Denki’s eyes. They locked eyes for barely a second before Kaminari found a new place to avert his gaze. He hadn’t even known that Kaminari was upset till Yamada showed up at his dorm. But Shinsou blamed himself. He should have realized when Kaminari ended the conversation so suddenly. He had heard so many people make the same joke that it hadn’t even occurred to him how it affected Kaminari.

 

“Are you okay?” Shinsou asked.

 

“Yeah I’m fi-” Denki’s gold eyes glazed over as his sentence trailed off. Hitoshi approached him, his turn to avoid eye contact stopping when Kaminari was just outside of his arm’s reach.

 

“Look, please don’t lie to me. Are you okay?” Hitoshi asked again.

 

“No,”

 

Kaminari’s voice broke in the second half of the word as Hitoshi released his control. Hitoshi’s eyebrows furled and he frowned as Kaminari curled in on himself wrapping his arms around himself and going back to his safe place of staring at the ground. His blonde hair had fallen around hiding parts of his face.

 

Shinsou took a step forward to where he was in distance to reach and touch Denki. He desperately wanted to reach out and touch Kaminari’s face to try and comfort him or push his stupid blonde hair out of his face or give him a hug similar to the ones Kaminari had given him a thousand times, but he didn’t do any of those. He held still and spoke in a quiet tone.

 

“Please talk to me Denki,”

 

When Kaminari took the next breath, it sounded choked. Hitoshi leaned over slightly to be able to look at him and saw the small drops leaking out of those gold eyes. Knowing he’d been caught, Kaminari used his long sleeves to wipe off his cheeks.

 

“Please don’t call me an idiot,” Kaminari’s voice was so quiet Hitoshi strained to hear it. Kaminari was never quiet and that cause the whispering to crush his heart even more. “I know it was a joke, but please. I don’t care if anyone else calls me and idiot, it doesn’t matter to me. Everyone knows I’m the idiot of class 1-A, everyone already says it, please don’t also say it. Just not you please Shinsou, it hurts more when you say it.”

 

Hitoshi gave in to his urge and wiped the still flowing tears off of blonde’s ruddy cheeks. Then he let his hands just sit on his face. He pushed a piece of hair out of Kaminari’s face and pushed in gently up, so he was looking into the teary eyes.

 

“Why is it different with me?” Hitoshi said with the volume of his voice matching Kaminari’s. Immediately Kaminari’s eyes began tearing up, he jerked himself back and away from Hitoshi and wiped his face once more.

 

“God, I’m such a fucking baby,” Kaminari looked towards the wall and crossing his arms. “God don’t make me say it, you know, everyone knows, I’m sorry alr-.”

 

“Kaminari please come here,” Hitoshi cut him off before he could head into tangent territory. Hitoshi hoped that Kaminari would miss the element of pleading in his voice. And Shinsou hoped he would comply. Mostly Hitoshi hoped that he was reading this right.

 

Kaminari did comply. Back to being curled in toward himself, Kaminari took the few steps back towards him. Back in arms reach Hitoshi reached for the blonde’s hand, who allowed him to grab and hold it and gently pull him closer. He let him wipe off his tears again and run his fingers threw his blonde hair to get it all out of his face. He let himself just be held close to Hitoshi. And he let Hitoshi’s lips press into his.

 

Though let maybe the wrong word.

 

And when Shinsou finally pulled away from him Kaminari made a confused noise.

 

“It’s okay Denki,” Shinsou said holding the blonde close. “Why don’t we figure this out.”

 

 

 

 

 

[Its to early for this kind of drama]

[21:54]

 

 

Yaomomo has been given admin privileges

 

ExhaustPipe as been given admin privileges

 

Yaomomo has deleted 103 messages from ExhaustPipe, SexTape, GayRock, and 6 others

 

WhenIWas: Wench

 

PunkLesbian: Call her that again I dare you

 

WhenIWas: did you come here just to respond to that

 

PunkLesbian: so what if I did

 

WhenIWas: Careful you Lesbian is showing Jiro

 

Yaomomo: Kaminari has had a rough night he does not need to come back to you all speculating on his love life

 

PunkLesbian: you absolutely right!!

 

Bakubitch: bullshit @PunkLesbian

 

Yaomomo: what do you mean Bakugou?

 

PunkLesbian: nothing he means nothing isn’t he funny like that

 

PunkLesbian: if you shut up now ill get and share my snacks

 

Bakubitch: I mean guess you heard her Ponytail. I mean nothing by it

 

GayRock: Guys kami coming backkkkkk

 

Deku: he looks like hes been crying but he looks happier too

 

Deku: guys im going to cry

 

GayRock: I want someone to look at me like Shinsou is looking at Kami that so not fairrr

 

Yaomomo: Well Kirishima if I’m right you don’t want just any someoneeeee

 

GayRock: husshshfho;snkaglr;a

 

PunkLesbian: okay Kami is getting his phone back from Bakugou

 

ElecticAvenue: :)

 

ElecticAvenue: guess who’s got a boyfriend

 

Chapter Text

 

[Its to early for this kind of drama]

 

[8:24]

 

Deku has changed the title of this chat to Mistakes Were Made

 

 

 

Deku: so I called all might dad today

 

IcyHotPainRelief: yes and?

 

Deku: IM EMBARESSED

 

IcyHotPainRelief had changed Deku name to SmallMight

SmallMight: I want new friends

 

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: bye bitch

 

Tails: please just get to class on time

 

 

Tails: Mr. Aizawa seems tired

 

SmallMight: hes always tired???

 

Tails: more tired than usual

 

 

 

[Pining Idiots Anonymous]

 

[11:32]

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I cant believe of all of us Kami is the one to be in a relationship first

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I lost money over your fucking relationship

 

ElectricAvenue: I take offense to that

 

IcyHotPainRelief: good

 

GayRock: who did you think would be the first of us??

 

IcyHotPainRelief: you

 

GayRock: im honored??

 

Yaomomo: please focus in class everyone

 

ElectricAvenue: speaking of @GayRock

 

ElectricAvenue: your next

 

GayRock: wdym???

 

GayRock: Kami please wydm

 

GayRock: Kaminari denki I cant see that you are seeing these messeges answer me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ElectricAvenue to TheFrenchiestFry

 

 

 

ElectricAvenue: Fellow blonde

 

TheFrenchiestFry: oui

 

ElectricAvenue: I need a favor

 

TheFrenchiestFry: oui

 

ElectricAvenue: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna mess with some people.

 

TheFrenchiestFry: lets do it~

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mistakes Were Made]

 

[16:03]

GayRock: KAMINARI DENKI I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO EAT YOUR KNEECAPS HOW THE FUCKJSJSROSA

 

 

Octodick: ??

 

GayRock: HE WROTE ON MY WALLS IN BLOOD

 

Bakubitch: *ketchup

 

GayRock: ive been with you all day when did you do it

 

ElectricAvenue: exactly ive been with you all day when would I have done it kiri??

 

ElectricAvenue: couldn’t have been me :)

 

GayRock: you lying bitch

 

Octodick: can we back up a few minutes whats going on here

 

ExhaustPipe: yes I too would like to know

 

GayRock: IIDA

 

GayRock: youre in the chat

 

GayRock: you saw him being all ominous

 

GayRock: now I come back into my room

 

GayRock: to blood on the walls saying

 

Bakubitch: still ketchup

 

GayRock: youre next

 

SugarDaddy: im going to assume this is a most of the class isnt in??

 

Yaomomo sent a screenshot

Yaomomo: that’s from earlier today

 

 

SugarDaddy: pining idiots anonymous??

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: it’s a excellent chat

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: the past few days have been us harassing Kami for having the audacity to be in a relationship

 

GayRock: mosty its used to scream into the void about our various crushes

 

Bakubitch: hold up shitty hair since when do you have a fucking crush on someone

 

GayRock:

 

GayRock:

 

GayRock: umm

 

GayRock: what nice weather we’ve been having recently

 

SugarDaddy: can I ask who all is in that chat

 

Octodick: I just want to know who made it

 

Yaomomo: Iida, Kaminari, Todoroki, Kirishima, Tsuyu, and I are all apart of the chat and it was started by Kirishima I believe??

 

ElectricAvenue: yall really out here exposing yourselves

 

 

 

SmallMight to We’reSoaringFLYING

 

[16:14]

SmallMight: do you think he doesn’t trust me?? I didn’t know he had a crush on someone hdd;hipa

 

 

SmallMight: I mean not my job to police him

 

SmallMight: he’s entitled to his own life

 

SmallMight: do you think he hates me?!>!>!?!!

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: woah woah woah

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: that was a really big jump

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: breath

 

SmallMight: right

 

SmallMight: oxygen

 

SmallMight: Uraraka

 

SmallMight: I know he doesn’t like me back

 

SmallMight: but if he gets with someone else im going to cry

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: and im prepared to handle that

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: and deku you don’t know that he doesn’t like you

 

SmallMight: yes I do,,,

 

 

 

 

 

[Mistakes Were Made]

 

[19:04]

 

 

 

PunkLesbian: Mineta is about to get yeeted out of a god damn window jesus I fucking hate him so fucking much

 

Bakubitch: where

 

PunkLesbian: game room

 

Bakubitch: omw

 

Dadzawa: no

 

Bakubitch: Id like to see you stop me

 

Dadzawa: Bakugou Katsuki I swear to whatever god you may or may not believe in

 

Dadzawa: are you aware of the amount of paperwork comes with a student getting into a fight?

 

Bakubitch: ok sir

 

Bakubitch: here me out

 

Bakubitch: one punch

 

Bakubitch: and it was in self defense

 

PunkLesbian: I think this is the most calm I have ever seen Bakugou and that scares me

 

Dadzawa: he cant report it happened

 

Bakubitch: deal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mistakes Were Made]

 

[02:05]

 

 

 

 

IcyHotPainRelief: its been a few since Tokoyami has called for a sound off

 

IcyHotPainRelief: and im trying to ignore the crippling weight of existence :)

 

IcyHotPainRelief: anyone wanna keep me company

 

ElectricAvenue: morning pretty boy you all good

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hello kami your boyfriend let you flirt with other guys like that

 

ElectricAvenue: that’s a good question

 

SmallMight: Hey Todo is everything okay??

 

PunkLesbian: greetings im always down to ignore the crushing weight of existence

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I got off a phonecall with my father I few hours ago and im still spiraling

 

ElectricAvenue: I feel that my guy

 

SmallMight: fuck endeavor

 

SmallMight: im going to kill him I stg todo >:(

 

IcyHotPainRelief: its alright Midoriya

 

PunkLesbian: that feels like a big ass lie

 

PunkLesbian: lets all fight endeavor

 

ElectricAvenue: lets gooooooo

 

IcyHotPainRelief: another time

 

IcyHotPainRelief: anyone want to hear my evidence for why Mr. Aizawa and Present mic are definitely in a relationship

 

ElectricAvenue: hmmmmmmmm

 

SmallMight: Todoroki they are both in this chat please

 

IcyHotPainRelief: im willing to accept these consequences

 

IcyHotPainRelief: a few weeks ago Kaminari and Hagakure were talking about how they stumbled upon something they weren’t meant to see

 

IcyHotPainRelief: and Aizawa immediately threatened them

 

IcyHotPainRelief: im willing to bet that it was Aizawa with Mic

 

ElectricAvenue: this is an incident that never happened pls shut up im going to get in trouble todo ples

 

IcyHotPainRelief: in addition to this Mic calls Aizawa Shota which is his first name and some how I doubt our teacher is one to allow just anyone to call him that

 

IcyHotPainRelief: and lastly the clincher on my theory

 

IcyHotPainRelief: they have matching rings

 

IcyHotPainRelief: on a necklace

 

Dadwawa: are you sure you’re not wanting to be a detective Todoroki

 

IcyHotPainRelief: my father would kill me :)

 

Dadwawa: I can connect you with the school therapist

 

IcyHotPainRelief: my father would also kill me for that

 

Dadwawa: noted

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I have a question sir

 

Dadwawa: yes

 

IcyHotPainRelief: do you have a child sir

 

Dadwawa: I’m sorry what

 

IcyHotPainRelief: a child sir

 

SmallMight: Todoroki we talked about this please

 

SmallMight: im crying stop please don’t ask him this

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Sir is Shinsou Hitoshi your secret love child??

 

Dadwawa: No

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Sir I don’t believe you

 

 

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[Mistakes Were Made]

 

[12:05]

 

 

SmallMight:  Hm im going to jump off a cliff

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: ??

 

SmallMight: og dear this isn’t me and Uraraka private chat

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: its fine Izuku

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: your doing great sweetie

 

Invisabitch <3: Mido with all of my love

 

Invisabitch <3: how often are we going to start with you making a mistake??

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Mistakes are just choices you haven’t made yet

 

SmallMight: often apparently

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: since when is Uraraka your therapist?

 

SmallMight: since I became unstable

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Bakugou would like to insert that you have always been unstable Midoriya

 

SmallMight: gee thaaannnnkkkss

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: so what happened??

 

Invisabitch <3: yeah mido what did you do this time

 

SmallMight: since when is this an interrogation

 

SmallMight: I don’t like thisss

 

SmallMight: id like to turn this around and ask why Todoroki is with Kacchan??

 

IcyHotPainRelief: He, Kirishima, and Denki are teaching Iida how to play Mario Cart. I’m just giving them a play by play because their phones keep going off

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Sounds fun!! Can I join

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hold please

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Kirishima and Denki differ to Bakugou

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Bakugou says whatever

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Kirishima says that’s Bakugou for yes

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Ah Awesome!!!

 

Invisabitch <3: Who’s winning

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Kirishima

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Bakugou is in Second

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Iida is doing surprisingly okay for learning how to play a few minutes ago

 

IcyHotPainRelief: he’s in 4th place

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Kaminari is doing his best

 

IcyHotPainRelief: he started in eighth place and is still in eighth

 

SmallMight: oof

 

Bakubitch: ha I won

 

Bakubitch: because im the fucking best

 

ElectricAvenue: ok boomer

 

Invisabitch <3: do you want to die??

 

ElectricAvenue: um yea?? That’s like the goal

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: ….

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Kami should we talk???

 

ElectricAvenue: yall asked

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: the school has a free therapist Kami

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: maybe you should take advantage of it

 

ElectricAvenue: um I don’t like this convo

 

SmallMight: tough

 

SmallMight: I didn’t know we had a therapist at school!!

 

SmallMight:

 

SmallMight: I could think of someone else who could use one

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hello

 

SmallMight: think about it?

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I have

 

IcyHotPainRelief: the answer is just no

 

SmallMight: that’s a shame because that’s the wrong answer

 

IcyHotPainRelief: what a shame

 

SmallMight: you need to talk to someone Shoto

 

SmallMight: just give it a shot

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I don’t want to. I have no issues and no trauma to speak of

 

SmallMight: Is that so?

 

SmallMight: Kaminari don’t think ive forgotten about you

 

SmallMight: I have to handle something right now

 

ElectricAvenue: fuck

 

ElectricAvenue: ignore me pls

 

ElectricAvenue: go back to flirting with todo pls

 

SmallMight: kaminariji

 

SmallMight: iwasntn

 

SmallMight: look we weerent flirting okayd

 

IcyHotPainRelief: what a shame

 

SmallMight: shut it

 

SmallMight: Todoroki your going to see the counselor

 

SmallMight: they happen to be free right now

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Make me

 

Invisabitch <3: ,,,,

 

ElectricAvenue: ,,,,

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: ,,,,

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: ,,,,

 

ExhaustPipe: ,,,,

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: oh fuckkkk

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: T O D O R O K I

 

Bakubitch: that was the highlight of my whole fucking day

 

Tails: I heard a crash what the hell happened???

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: ill types read up Ojiro pleaseee

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: so me Iida Kaminari, Katsuki Kirishima and Todoroki all in the game room and we were choosing the next game while above is gpinh on and you see that silence

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: my best friend walks in like the god he is

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Katsuki doesn’t even get the chance to yell at Deku before Todoroki is picked up off his spot on the couch and thrown over Mido shoulder. Keep in mind while picturing this Deku is tiny. A strong boy, but tiny.

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: So Todorki is throwing a fit but Deku just

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: leaves with him

 

Tails: hhhhhhhhhhh

 

Invisabitch <3: im glad im at least not alone in that one babe

 

Invisabitch <3: now

 

Invisabitch <3: Kami go to therapy

 

ElectricAvenue: the whole damn class needs it and your going to single my ass out

 

Invisabitch <3: yes

 

Invisabitch <3: I am

 

Tails: hey babe

 

Tails: if it worked for Todoroki do you think it would work for Kaminari??

 

ElectricAvenue: ???

 

Invisabitch <3: ??

 

Invisabitch <3: !!!!

 

Invisabitch <3: Its time Kaminari

 

ElectricAvenue: what

 

Invisabitch <3: who can fulfill the deed

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: OMG I CAN

 

ElectricAvenue: what are we talking about

 

Invisabitch <3: Why didn’t we do this sooner

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: suspense??

 

 

 

We’reSoaringFLYING has added InsomniaCookies to [Mistakes Were Made]

 

 

ElectricAvenue: !!!!

 

 

ElectricAvenue: BAAABBBEE

 

ElectricAvenue: Wait

 

ElectricAvenue: fuck

 

ElectricAvenue: Babe???

 

ElectricAvenue: oooohhhh

 

ElectricAvenue: those are dirty tactics Toru

 

ElectricAvenue: but heres the thing

 

InsomniaCookies: hold up pause please

 

ElectricAvenue: :) oki

 

InsomniaCookies: who, what, when, where, why, and how

 

Invisabitch <3: um I mean this is all of class 1-A

 

ExhaustPipe: sorry to interrupt but no Mineta is not here

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: IIDA TENYA

 

Invisabitch <3: WE DON’T SAY THOSE KIND OF WORDS IN HERE

 

Invisabitch <3: Anyway this is a groupchat

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: think it got made about a month ago by yours truly

 

Invisabitch <3: umm here ig??

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: I made it to help us connect

 

Invisabitch <3: and theres an app for it ;)

 

InsomniaCookies: Thank you that was riveting

 

InsomniaCookies: can we take it from the why again and make it more specific thanks

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: oooohhh ok

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: we want you to tell Kaminari to go to Therapy

 

Invisabitch <3: and Uraraka has your contact information

 

InsomniaCookies: lmao

 

InsomniaCookies: ok I know what your going to say

 

InsomniaCookies: go ahead and unpause Denki

 

ElectricAvenue: like lmao good joke

 

ElectricAvenue: Hitoshi is the last person in the fucking world with any fucking right to tell me to go to therapy

 

InsomniaCookies: Im going to come over there and kick your tiny blonde ass

 

ElectricAvenue: do it pussy

 

ElectricAvenue: and bring over your laptop

 

InsomniaCookies: you only want me for my Netflix account

 

ElectricAvenue: Babe you weren’t supposed to find out this way

 

InsomniaCookies: hold on im omw

 

SexTape: you know  

 

ElectricAvenue: Sero no

 

BubbleGumBitch: I mean we don’t have permission but its just a thought

 

InsomniaCookies: am I supposed to feel threatened

 

GayRock: oh no nononon no no

 

GayRock: trust me dude

 

GayRock: youll know when were threatening you

 

InsomniaCookies: oh?

 

ElectricAvenue: Guyssss nooooooo

 

 

 

Bakubitch has kicked ElectricAvenue for one hour

 

 

PunkLesbian: Our orders your majesty?

 

Bakubitch: Pikachu does not leave his room

 

PunkLesbian: Momo has handled it

 

Bakubitch: excellent

 

Bakubitch: now bring me him alive

 

Bakubitch: do you know why its called a shovel talk troll doll

 

InsomniaCookies:

 

InsomniaCookies: ….

 

InsomniaCookies: no

 

InsomniaCookies: sir?

 

Bakubitch: because a shovel is they only thing I will allow them to use if you hurt him.

 

Bakubitch: Because a quirk would just be so impersonal

 

InsomniaCookies: I

 

InsomniaCookies: see

 

Bakubitch: why don’t you join us for dinner

 

 

 

Chapter Text

 

[Mistakes Were Made]

 

[1:23]

 

 

ElectricAvenue: im back bitches!

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I am as well

 

IcyHotPainRelief: with weekly therapy appointments

 

SmallMight: good

 

SmallMight: @literally any of the Bakusquad is Shinsou alive

 

InsomniaCookies: sup

 

SmallMight: are you

 

SmallMight: good?

 

InsomniaCookies: good is a relative term

 

InsomniaCookies: im definitely traumatized

 

InsomniaCookies: im pretty sure I sold my soul

 

InsomniaCookies: and surprising Bakugou is not the person im most afraid of

 

IcyHotPainRelief: who is the one you most afraid of

 

GayRock: :)

 

GayRock: im not gonna let this guy hurt my bro

 

Invisabitch <3: Oh?

 

SexTape: Kirishima’s protective father mode has been activated

 

ElectricAvenue: guys pleeeeeeeeaaaassseee

 

SexTape: Kirishima has released him

 

BubbleGumBitch: guys if the Bakusquad minus lover boy over there went out to watch a movie who would come with

 

Invisabitch <3: I woulllddd

 

SmallMight: Me and Todo would go

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I mean I didn’t have any say in this but I suppose

 

SmallMight: shshhhhs shhshs shhhhh

 

Bakubitch: im not sitting next to you

 

Bakubitch: not with this fucking movie

 

Bakubitch: in fact I want you as far away as humanly fucking possible from me

 

ExhaustPipe: what movie is it??

 

Bakubitch: the new superhero action movie whatever

 

Bakubitch: Shitty hair whats to see it

 

ExhaustPipe: yes I understand your position

 

SmallMight: Iidaaaa

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Midoriya youre kind of terrible to watch hero movies with

 

GayRock: HEY

 

GayRock: id like to jump in and say that Bakugou is just as excited for this movie as I am

 

Bakubitch: shut the fuck up shitty hair

 

Bakubitch: is don’t know what your talking about

 

Bakubitch: fucking liar dumbass shit

 

BubbleGumBitch: ah young love

 

Bakubitch: die

 

ExhaustPipe: I think I would also like to join this outing

 

ExhaustPipe: I would also like to not be seated by Midoriya

 

SmallMight: this is rude

 

SmallMight: I feel attacked

 

Bakubitch: good

 

SmallMight: :(

 

BubbleGumBitch: @PunkLesbian you coming

 

PunkLesbian: I guess

 

GayRock: Ok so that’s Me Bakubro mina sero jiro Mido Todoroki Hagakure and Iida

 

GayRock: did I miss anyone??

 

PunkLesbian: no you did get this Aizawa approved right

 

GayRock: Sorta

 

SmallMight: ill take sorta

SmallMight: when do we leave

 

PunkLesbian: lets all meet up in 20 at the entrance

 

 

 

 

 

[Mistakes Were Made]

 

[5:02]

 

 

 

Yaomomo: assuming the commotion I hear downstairs I hear is the group from the outing

 

Yaomomo: how was you guys’ movie?

 

SmallMight: disappointing

 

Yaomomo: I see

 

Yaomomo: I’m sorry about that

 

GayRock: its chill it wasn’t that bad

 

GayRock: it just wasn’t good

 

PunkLesbian: mido is just=t the most disappointed by that

 

 

 

SmallMight has changed Yaomomo name to Yaomom

 

 

 

Yaomom: I see

 

Yaomom: thank you I hate it

 

SmallMight has changed the title of this chat to Thanks I Hate it

 

 

 

IcyHotPainRelief: excuse him hes wallowing in self pity

 

SmallMight: no im not go away

 

BubbleGumBitch: ill be honest this is more entertaining than the movie was

 

 

SnowWhite: im glad you had a good time because I haven’t

 

ElectricAvenue: Koda im so sorry

 

InsomniaCookies: im not

 

InsomniaCookies: you hit me in the back of the head with a box of condoms

 

InsomniaCookies: were even as far as im concerned

 

BubbleGumBitch: whatttt

 

SnowWhite: I am disgusted, I am revolted

 

ElectricAvenue: Koda ily pls stop exposing me here

 

GayRock: what happened?

 

InsomniaCookies: I mean what normally happens when teenagers are left alone

 

PunkLesbian: disgusTANG

 

InsomniaCookies: yea yeah sorry

 

InsomniaCookies: but that did not give you THE RIGHT

 

InsomniaCookies: TO PELT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BOX OF CONDOMS

 

SnowWhite: I DISSAGREE

 

SnowWhite: I THURALLY BELIEVE I HAD PLENTY OF RIGHT

 

SnowWhite: oh

 

SnowWhite: I woke up my bunny

 

BubbleGumBitch: remember what I said eerier about this being more entertaining than a movie

 

BubbleGumBitch: lemme get some popcorn

 

Bakubitch: let me join you

 

SnowWhite: @Dadzawa

 

Dadzawa: what

 

SnowWhite: dad

 

Dadzawa: what

 

SnowWhite: I want a new room

 

ElectricAvenue: ITS NOT THAT DEEP

 

ElectricAvenue: K O D A

 

 

WhenIWas: What a mad banquet of darkness

 

ElectricAvenue: YOU SHUT UP

 

Dadzawa: since when are you two dating??

 

InsomniaCookies: um since like a week ago

 

Dadzawa: Hitoshi what did I tell you

 

InsomniaCookies: don’t date a loud blonde

 

Dadzawa: and what are you doing

 

InsomniaCookies: dating a loud blonde

 

Dadzawa: glad we have that sorted

 

Dadzawa: hold

 

PresentMom: yes?? You called

 

WhenIWas: did he

 

PresentMom: yes he screamed at me to check the problem childrens group chat

 

InsomniaCookies: love that for you dad

 

PresentMom: alright kiddos Hitoshi and denki leave the door open

 

PresentMom: Koda you doont need a new room its fine

 

PresentMom: cool? Cool glad we had this talk

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Sir

 

Dadzawa: yes

 

IcyHotPainRelief: Mr. Aizawa sir

 

Dadzawa: what do you want

 

IcyHotPainRelief: youre a liar

 

Dadzawa: oh jesus

 

Dadzawa: problem child come collect you boyfriend

 

Dadzawa: don’t care I see you typing that hes not your boyfriend

 

Dadzawa: just come collect him okay

 

SmallMight: yes sir

 

 

Chapter Text

[Pining Idiots Anonymous]

 

[9:42]

 

IcyHotPainRelief: were back

 

IcyHotPainRelief: its time

 

IcyHotPainRelief” b cim gay and I need to tell someone about it

 

GayRock: yes?

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hand

 

GayRock: hand?

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hands

 

IcyHotPainRelief: izuku’s hand

 

IcyHotPainRelief: in my hand

 

IcyHotPainRelief: He’s holding my hand

 

IcyHotPainRelief: and like arms

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hes small and v strong

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: does anyone else miss the time before Kaminari taught Todo how to text

 

ElectricAvenue: Gay

 

GayRock: Kami idk how to break this to you

 

GayRock: but

 

GayRock has added InsomniaCookies to Pining Idiots Anonymous

 

 

ElectricAvenue: !!!!

 

 

ElectricAvenue: BAAABBBEE

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I feel like we’ve don’t this before

 

IcyHotPainRelief: definitely

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: anyway todo youre gay?

 

IcyHotPainRelief: ah right

 

InsomniaCookies: what is this?

 

IcyHotPainRelief: quiet im gay

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I hadn’t noticed

 

IcyHotPainRelief: so im in the nurses office rn

 

IcyHotPainRelief: bc me and Izuku were sparring and I did not do the right thing. I don’t really remember what happened I just wake up

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: strong start

 

InsomniaCookies: quiet hes gay

 

IcyHotPainRelief: and Izuku is carrying me to the nurse and he asks me if im good and im obviously not but I say I am anyway

 

Yaomom: doing great sweetie

 

IcyHotPainRelief: and he sets me down in recovery girls office and holds my hand and like apologizes for something. Maybe he’s the reason I have a concussion but I don’t really care

 

ElectricAvenue: how romantic Shinsou wanna give me a concussion

 

InsomniaCookies: why not sounds like a fun date to the ER

 

GayRock: if Katsuki had given me a concussion he would have left me there

 

ElectricAvenue: bs

 

ElectricAvenue: if Katsuki had given me a concussion hed leave me there. If he gave you a concussion hed silently panic umtil Mido tells him what to do

 

 

InsomniaCookies: tea

 

IcyHotPainRelief: anyway were going out today and Shinsou you have to join us now

 

InsomniaCookies: why

 

IcyHotPainRelief: because im not sure how to deal with my emotions or trauma and this is my therapy space bc my father believes therapy is for the weak.

 

IcyHotPainRelief: so I waste his money at the mall

 

InsomniaCookies: cool im broke so I probably wont buy anything

 

GayRock: lmao

 

ElectricAvenue: baby he wont let you pay for shit.

 

ElectricAvenue: where do you think my name brand stuff is from

 

ElectricAvenue: certainly not my parents.

 

ExhaustPipe: if we are leaving as a group again I may need help with choosing clothes again Kaminari.

 

ElectricAvenue: I gotchu

 

ElectricAvenue: bby im dressing like a thot so I need you to go choose my outfit and then choose your outfit based off that

 

InsomniaCookies: yeah okay

 

Yaomom: I wont let you pay for my things Sho

 

IcyHotPainRelief: your really going to fight me on this?

 

Yaomom: yes I am

 

 

 

 

 

[Thanks I Hate it]

 

[10:02]

 

 

 

IcyHotPainRelief: were leaving

 

ExhaustPipe: please do not cause any property damage or commit violence against your classmates

 

ElectricAvenue: Iida im about to commit violence against you if you don’t hurry up

 

ExhaustPipe: I apologize I’m coming now

 

InsomniaCookies: Babe you look like a hoe

 

ElectricAvenue: be like that sometimes

 

InsomniaCookies: please just

 

InsomniaCookies: put on pants

 

ElectricAvenue: nope

 

InsomniaCookies: this isn’t a fight im going to win

 

GayRock: no probably not

 

TheFrenchiestFry: mon ami what are you wearing that is causing your boyfriend such distress.

 

ElectricAvenue: something he picked and is now regretting

 

ElectricAvenue: he wanted me to dress like a hoe so I am

 

InsomniaCookies: please I changed my mind

 

SmallMight: where are you going

 

SmallMight: shoto you had a concussion 30 minutes ago

 

SmallMight: you should be in bed

 

IcyHotPainRelief: I should also be in therapy

 

SmallMight: shoto please

 

IcyHotPainRelief: can I offer you some Gucci slides

 

SmallMight: nO

 

IcyHotPainRelief: hm

 

IcyHotPainRelief: can I offer you a limited edition Gucci allmight bag

 

SmallMight: no I really just want you to take care of yourself

 

InsomniaCookies: that’s sweet cause id sell Denki to satan for a single corn chip

 

ExhaustPipe: alright im ready

 

ExhaustPipe: Its alright Midoriya. I promise we’ll take care for him diligently

 

SmallMight: last time you all went to the mall you lost Kaminari.

 

GayRock: really be like that sometimes

 

GayRock: byeeeeeeee

 

 

 

 

 

[Pining Idiots Anonymous]

 

[11:04]

Pining anon ElectricAvenue ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog GayRock ExhaustPipe IcyHotPainRelief

 

 

Yaomom InsomniaCookies

 

Yaomom: imma do it

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I believe in you

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: be the first one to actually confess

 

GayRock: we support you momo!!!

 

InsomniaCookies: AHHHH yes momo youll do great -Kami

 

InsomniaCookies: do any of you have Denki’s Phone?

 

GayRock: Nah bro sorry

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Maybe he left it at the dorm

 

InsomniaCookies: probably thanks anyway

 

ExhaustPipe: Todoroki and I have lunch

 

Yaomom: were where you left us

 

 

 

[Thanks I Hate it]

 

[11:11]

 

 

 

ExhaustPipe: Classmates for reference Kaminari has lost his phone. Have any of you seen it??

 

Sextape: no sorry

 

BubbleGumBitch: Ah no wonder I couldn’t contact him.

 

ExhaustPipe: he sends his apologies

 

 

 

ElectricAvenue has added Mineta Minoru to the Thanks I Hate it

 

Mineta Minoru has changed Mineta Minoru to GrapeJuice

GrapeJuice: so this is why you guys are always on your phones

 

 

 

 

Chapter Text

 

SmallMight has added Invisabitch <3, PunkLesbian, Sextape, BubbleGumBitch, and 9 others to This isn’t Going to Last Long but here

 

[11:39]

 

 

SmallMight: I don’t want to bother those that are like out right now, but im concerned

 

SmallMight: Mineta’s been quiet.

 

SmallMight: And im don’t really wanna say much cause it would be wrong to assume. But given his nature.

 

SmallMight: I Worry

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: don’t worry I agree

 

BubbleGumBitch: with both statements

 

 

SmallMight: All of them deserve to have a nice day out

 

Sextape: icant believe that little purple bitch stole Kami’s phone

 

Invisabitch <3: I cant believe you just became Bakugou there for a moment their Sero

 

Sextape: The Bakusquad is good at channeling our inner Bakubro

 

BubbleGumBitch: We really are

 

BubbleGumBitch: None of us are really good at being aggressive on our own

 

BubbleGumBitch: Bakubabe controls all the anger of the Bakusquad

 

PunkLesbian: That and the brain cell.

 

PunkLesbian: but back on topic

 

PunkLesbian: the silence is unnerving

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Thanks I Hate it]

 

[11:43]

 

 

 

GrapeJuice: Since yall are assholes and didn’t want me in you groupchat ill be the bigger person and drop some knowledge

 

Bakubitch: We don’t want it

 

Bakubitch: did you steal Pikachu’s phone you fucking creep

 

GrapeJuice: no she left it in the Kitchen

 

GrapeJuice: which leads me to what im about to say

 

Grapejuice has sent an image

 

 

Grapejuice has sent an image

 

BubbleGumBitch: woah what the fuck is wrong with you

 

 

Grapejuice: figured you all would want to know that Kaminari is a liar and is actually a girl

 

Grapejuice: I heard she was dating Shinsou and im surprised he lets her dress up like that

 

Grapejuice: id never let my woman

 

Bakubitch: and its shit like this that makes it so youll never have anyone

 

Bakubitch: take that down right fucking now

 

SmallMight: jesus Christ Mineta I just got here delete that

 

Grapejuice: why

 

SmallMight: oh idk

 

SmallMight: BECAUSE THOSE ARE PHOTOS OF HIM GETTING DRESSED YOU CREEP

 

BubbleGumBitch: Holy fuck is that in my room???

 

BubbleGumBitch: How the hell did you get that

 

Tails: Mineta you had absolutely no right what is wrong with you

 

Grapejuice: Midoriya you shouldn’t talk

 

Grapejuice: your hitting on another guy you just a disgusting as she is

 

Grapejuice: honestly if she wasn’t hiding her body all the time I’d be pretty attracted to her

 

Tails: don’t say that about either of them

 

Bakubitch: where are you im gong to find you and kill you

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: omg what the hell

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: @Everyone if you can don’t load the picture Mineta sent!!

 

Grapejuice: im just sharing the truth

 

PunkLesbian:  Wasn’t your truth to share

 

Sextape: Me and Bakugou have Mineta. He is restrained and lucky he’s not dead

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: thank you for doing gods work

 

Sextape: @Dadzawa @PresentMom

 

Dadzawa: What’s going on

 

We’reSoaringFLYING: Mineta is a disgusting fucking pervert.

 

BubbleGumBitch: disgusting fucking pervert with a camera in my room

 

BubbleGumBitch: I just found it

 

 

BubbleGumBitch: god

 

Dadzawa: Okay can you elaborate

 

Dadzawa: Uraraka said not to load the picture so im not going too

 

PunkLesbian: It’s a two pictures of Kaminari getting dressed. And because he’s trans and is putting on his binder in the photos you can see his breasts

 

 

PresentMom: has anyone heard from those at the mall since iida texted

 

SmallMight: no

 

ExhaustPipe: Oh dear…

 

ExhaustPipe: With no insult mean to my friend. I did not wish to see that

 

SmallMight: nvm he’s here

 

ExhaustPipe: should I alert Kaminari?

 

PresentMom: Yes please and keep him out of the school. Enjoy your shopping trip and maybe go to lunch idc just don’t take him back to the school yet

 

ExhaustPipe: yes sir

 

InsomniaCookies: Can I come back to the school to commit murder

 

Dadzawa: No Shinsou stay with your boyfriend hell need you for moral support.

 

GayRock: We’ll stick with Kami. Bakugou Sero Mina I want his head

 

Bakubitch: Way ahead of you

 

PresentMom: Bakugou no

 

InsomniaCookies: Bakugou yes

 

InsomniaCookies: my boyfriend is in tears

 

InsomniaCookies: yall are lucky im out and not there because otherwise id be expelled

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Todoroki doesn’t know how to comfort people but is trying his best and has gotten Kaminari his favorite ice cream which he is angry crying into

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Kami is a tough cookie he might murder Mineta himself

 

 

 

[Thanks I Hate it]

 

[3:04]

 

 

 

Dadzawa: Kaminari youre back correct?

 

ElectricAvenue: yes sir

 

Dadzawa: do you plan to press charges

 

ElectricAvenue: I mean idk probably not

 

ElectricAvenue: that requires a lawyer and my parents would probably agree with what he did so

 

ElectricAvenue: probably not

 

Dadzawa: would you press charges if I could provide the lawyer

 

ElectricAvenue: yeah

 

Dadzawa: alright

 

Dadzawa: Listen up everyone. Mineta has been placed in a lock down in his home. UA will be pressing charges on behalf Ashido and Kaminari for stalking, sexual harassment, and child pornography.

 

Dadzawa: Mic has turned over his phone to the police so they can use that as evidence. Long story short, this isn’t going to be a fun ride for him.

 

Dadzawa: Girls please check your rooms for cameras see Ashido for reference on what they may look like