richie: one day i will take a video of me pissing all over my mic and you will all be forced to not only watch but listen.
bev: sounds hot
bill: pissing on feet >
eddie: come to ur house for ur piss
ben: come to my house for fuit gummy
mike: come to my house and eat my dogs and cat
richie: come to my house to drink my fresh piss i know u wanna
stan: Next person to say piss is out.
richie: he is awoken!!!!!!!!!
stan: I’ve been awake. I’ve just been ignoring you guys
richie: hey stan!!!!!
richie: stanley stanley stanley
richie: please just say it
stan: I won’t.
bev: PLEASE stan
bev: ben convince him w ur sweet cherub powers
ben: 😳😭❤️ ily bev!!!!!!
ben: ok here goes!
ben: stan!!!! please do it :((
mike: stan do it man!!!!!
mike: dude it’d be hilarious if you did
stan: Come to my house at 29 Neibolt Street. Come and find me.
richie: wooo wooo!!!!!!!!!! house party ;^))))))
bev: AW FUCK YEAAAA
bill: hell yeah!!! let’s get fcukni SMASHED
bill: shut UP bro
bill: god even u too stan?????
stan: Who is god?????
richie: i killed god
stan: Why? Because you’re Jewish??
richie: bitch no
richie: that’s anti semitic
stan: I’m Jewish too, fucknut
richie: shut the fuck up
eddie: [presidential alert: the twinks are fightinggggg.jpg]
richie: oh you’re calling ME the twink huh
eddie: fuck is that supposed to mean
richie: i just KNOW i would top u
eddie: good thing we’ll never be in a relationship then bc i am not a bottom
eddie: please never talk to me again
stan: WHAT, Richie
richie: so i didn’t kill god because i’m jewish
stan: That’s a first.
richie: i actually met him in a 7/11
richie: we fucked
bev: who was the top
eddie: richie was 100% the bottom
richie: i will admit that i was the bottom
richie: HOWEVER immediately after we fought to the death and i won
stan: Sounds thrilling.
bev: it’s true i saw it with my own eyes
richie: yea after i killed god, i saw bev
richie: she was fapping to us
richie: she has a big dick guys
bev: thanks rich xx 😘😘😘
eddie: bev can i suck ur dick
bev: you already have but ok
bev: what about richie??? who’s gonna suck HIS dick??
eddie: idc richie can perish
richie: my dick is already being vacuumed by mrs k don’t worry about me sweet cheeks
eddie: shut the fuck up
eddie: richie give me admin rights so i can remove you
richie: lmao bitch u thought
mike: never once in his entire life has eddie ever thought
bill: yea well i thought for the first time in my whole life yesterday
eddie: shut the Fuck Up, mike
eddie: also omg congrats bull 😍🤩
mike: bill is the first man ever
bill: and u wanna know what /i/ thought???
ben: what did u think bill?? :0
bev: ur so cute ben,,,, anyways yea what did u think bill
ben: ( ❤️❤️❤️ )
bill: i thought that the people in this chat would quit wearing fucking khakis
bill: i wished we wo
bill: i PRAYED we wouldn’t
richie: bro the only one in this chat who still wears khakis is stan
bill: that’s a hate crime against me
mike: literally how??? bill ur a white christian cis man how can someone commit a hate crime against u
bill: i’m gay bitch
richie: understandable have a nice day
stan: Bill shut up I like my khakis.
bev: fashion icon
ben: honestly???? what a legend
stan: God, Ben too????
stan: Listen, my khakis are not only fresh as hell, but also practical!!!!
mike: sure, jan
bill: stan listen i think ur khakis look great
richie: but they would look better on your floor?
bill: richie stop flirting w stan for me i have a gf
eddie: oh shit wait deadass?????
richie: big bill.... ur only just now telling us
bill: i mean
ben: it’s not bev, is it?
bev: not as far as i know
bill: no it’s audra
bill: she’s a junior
richie: weak sauce
bill: anyways yea stop implying that i like stan that’s som twink shit 😡😡😡
stan: How is that twink shit
bill: bc you obviously aren’t a bottom
richie: bill your gaydar is fucking off the walls you’re so incredibly wrong
bev: i mean stan is badass as hell
richie: that doesn’t mean he’s a top though :^//
richie: wanna know what it does mean though
richie: we were too badass to fight nickledumb’s headass
eddie: [rdj pointing to himself saying me? in top text bottom text format.jpg]
bev: hell yea we were but where is this coming from
richie: ok well u remember when pennywise was like “i fucking love boymeat” or whatever
mike: i don’t think that’s what he said but go on
bev: lmao “i fucking love boymeat”
bev: someone make that their instagram bio
eddie: no we’re already called f*gs
bill: yeah ok stan
ben: why are we called figs?????
eddie: oh my god
bev: ben sweetie we aren’t it’s the first letter of the alphabet where the asterisk is
ben: sorry lads lol
bev: richie that isn’t a complete thought
richie: ok well it’s boymeat not littlebitchmeat
richie: so we shouldn’t have more little bitches in the fight
richie: i propose bowers
richie: HFNRNEMD THE FACT THAT YALL SENT THAT AT THE SAME TIME AS ME FBRJJRNF
bev: OH MY GOD YOURE ALL SUCH ICONS
mike: now i remember why i’m friends w y’all
stan: Were you having trouble finding a reason, Mike?
mike: maybe so, what’s the problem
stan: I mean, me too
ben: understandable have a nice day
eddie: excuse me
eddie: this is homophobia
richie: how is it homophobia if you aren’t gay
mike: are y’all deadass
ben: ouch you guys really are oblivious
stan: What is this shit?
eddie: richie are u fr rn
eddie: you didn’t know i was gay??????
richie: i thought you were mine 🥺😭
eddie: fuck off
stan: Stop being gay
bev: what are u a cop
stan: No, but I’ll call them.
richie: ok bitch call the cops i’ll have sex with them
eddie: wait no have sex with me
[eddie has deleted a message]
bev: I SAW THAT MOTHERFUCKER
richie: BITCH I DID TOO
richie: EDDIE GET UR ASS OVER HERE ILL PLOW UR CUTE FUCKIN SELF
eddie: bye i’m leaving derry forever