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[Podfic] snipers solve 99% of all problems

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Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

“Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

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I'll be throwing these together into audiobook chunks for easier downloading once we have a couple hours done! Also I just realized that the music cuts off at the end of Chapter 1 so I've fixed it - might want to re-download that one, sorry!

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We were Blessed this time around with exquisite and harmonious cover art by herself, the mighty silentwalrus. BOW BEFORE ITS SUBLIME INSIGHT