Nino added Marinette and Alya to the chat.
Nino changed chat name to Kill Gabriel Agreste 2k19
Nino: gabriel is a punk ass bitch, send tweet
Alya: uh, did I miss something???
Nino: gabriel can suck my dick
Nino: but not really
Nino: I’m not into abusive assholes and i have girlfriend
Alya: nino s p i l l
Alya: right now or I’m gonna come for you
Nino: y’know how adrien’s dad has always been a bit of an asshat?
Nino: it’s worse than just that
Alya: oh god
Alya: okay, how do you know and what do you mean
Nino: I always suspected his dad was even less friendly than he made it out to be but like…
Nino: f u c k
Nino: it’s just a bunch of small shit i’ve recently been thinking about
Nino: then it all just
Nino: got tied together right now in my head
Alya: nino what is going on, stop being vague
Alya: you’re scaring me
Nino: he keeps him in the house as much as possible
Nino: he barely lets him have friends
Nino: adrien is always overworked
Nino: he barely sees him
Nino : and if his dad doesn’t care enough about him to even give him a proper fucking birthday present we can assume he’s not even there for adrien at important events
Nino: not like that’d give him a pass
Nino: he can lick my dirty-ass boots
Nino : ‘but nino’ you say ‘surely adrien has some good parental role model in his life’
Nino: and to that i say fuck you metaphorical person
Nino: and gabriel agreste
Nino: and every adult in that household except the gorilla
Nino: bless gorilla, he’s the man
Nino : adrien had to fucking sneak out,,,, to gO TO SCHOOL
Nino: this ray of sunshine was so deprived of experiences and friends that he had to rebel against his dad to go to a place most of us consider h e l l
Nino: and apparently his father uses that as leverage sometimes
Nino: l e v e r a g e
Nino: so maybe some people will see that and go ‘it’s like, okay cool, rough luck buddy.’ but i got some news for you
Nino: this is neglect and emotion abuse and gabriel arrested can catch these hands in his frapachino looking whip-cream ass hair and that stupid candy cane ascot
Nino: ascot’s have been out of style since scooby doo
Nino : famous fashion designer my a s s
Alya: I knew it was bad but like
Alya: what the fuck
Alya: imma hunt him down right this second, brb
Marinette: Hey guys, what’s going on and why are we killing Gabriel Agreste????
Marinette : He’s a brilliant fashion designer and our friend’s dad , what is going on???
Alya: read everything
Marinette: OH MY GOD
Marinette: Nino are you completely sure about this? Sure Adrien mentions his dad being distant, but he went out of his way to give Adrien that hug on the runway after the Akuma attack? And Adrien never mentioned any of this stuff.
Nino: marinette, i understand the concern, i get it, but i am sure about this. adrien mentions this stuff to me
Nino: he never makes it a big deal so i didn’t
Nino: he always swears up and down his father cares but
Nino: i felt icky about it today and i actually put everything he said down on paper and
Alya changed chat name to Petition to Murder Gabriel Agreste
Alya: we ride at dawn
Alya: in the pale sunlight of a weak morning we shall do the deed
Nino: im in
Marinette: no murder, guys
Marinette: but yeah
Marinette: i always looked up to Agreste
Marinette: i wanted to work with him when i got the chance
Marinette: he was my idol and my crush’s father
Marnette : he complimented me on my work and now it feels so wrong
Alya: i get it girl
Marinette: I can’t believe i used to want to be just like him
Nino: it’s not your fault marinate, you had no idea
Alya: all we can do now is murder him
Marinette: we can’t do that to adrien, even if he’d be better off without that smug son of a snow cone
Marinette: god, who wears an entirely white suit and a canadian-looking ascot???
Marinette: i was blinded by his success, i never saw how trash he always looked and was
Alya: roast his ass mari!!!
Alya: drag his toupee through the mud!!!
Nino: so what do we do now guys?
Nino: gabriel is powerful
Nino: and no one believes us kids without proof
Nino: emotional abuse is always harder to prove
Alya: you’re right
Alya: gabriel arrested can rot in hell
Marinette: I’ll tell you what we do
Marinette: we be there for adrien
Marinette: and we help him when he asks for it and when he needs it
Alya: I still think we should kill gabriel
Alya: how hard could it be?
Alya: guys come on
Alya: fine, no murder
Marinette: not really, but it must be done
Nino: we can still murder him in spirit