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Kill Gabriel Agreste 2k19

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Nino added Marinette and Alya to the chat.

 

Nino changed chat name to Kill Gabriel Agreste 2k19

 

Nino: gabriel is a punk ass bitch, send tweet

 

Alya: uh, did I miss something???

 

Nino: gabriel can suck my dick

 

Nino: but not really

 

Nino: I’m not into abusive assholes and i have girlfriend

 

Alya: abusive??? 

 

Alya: nino s p i l l

 

Alya: right now or I’m gonna come for you

 

Nino: y’know how adrien’s dad has always been a bit of an asshat?

 

Alya: yeah?

 

Nino: it’s worse than just that

 

Alya: oh god

 

Alya: okay, how do you know and what do you mean

 

Nino: I always suspected his dad was even less friendly than he made it out to be but like… 

 

Nino: f u c k 

 

Nino: it’s just a bunch of small shit i’ve recently been thinking about

 

Nino: then it all just

 

Nino: got tied together right now in my head

 

Alya: nino what is going on, stop being vague

 

Alya: you’re scaring me

 

Nino: ok

 

Nino: he keeps him in the house as much as possible

 

Nino: he barely lets him have friends

 

Nino: adrien is always overworked

 

Nino: he barely sees him

 

Nino: ever

 

Nino : and if his dad doesn’t care enough about him to even give him a proper fucking birthday present we can assume he’s not even there for adrien at important events

 

Nino: not like that’d give him a pass

 

Nino: he can lick my dirty-ass boots

 

Nino : ‘but nino’ you say ‘surely adrien has some good parental role model in his life’

 

Nino: and to that i say fuck you metaphorical person

 

Nino: and gabriel agreste

 

Nino: and every adult in that household except the gorilla

 

Nino: bless gorilla, he’s the man

 

Nino : adrien had to fucking sneak out,,,, to gO TO SCHOOL

 

Nino: this ray of sunshine was so deprived of experiences and friends that he had to rebel against his dad to go to a place most of us consider h e l l

 

Nino: and apparently his father uses that as leverage sometimes

 

Nino: l e v e r a g e

 

Nino: so maybe some people will see that and go ‘it’s like, okay cool, rough luck buddy.’ but i got some news for you

 

Nino: this is neglect and emotion abuse and gabriel arrested can catch these hands in his frapachino looking whip-cream ass hair and that stupid candy cane ascot

 

Nino: ascot’s have been out of style since scooby doo 

 

Nino : famous fashion designer my a s s

 

Alya: wow

 

Alya: I knew it was bad but like

 

Alya: what the fuck

 

Alya: imma hunt him down right this second, brb

 

Marinette: Hey guys, what’s going on and why are we killing Gabriel Agreste???? 

 

Marinette : He’s a brilliant fashion designer and our friend’s dad , what is going on???

 

Alya: read everything

 

Marinette: ????

 

Marinette: oh

 

Marinette: OH

 

Marinette: OH MY GOD

 

Marinette: Nino are you completely sure about this? Sure Adrien mentions his dad being distant, but he went out of his way to give Adrien that hug on the runway after the Akuma attack? And Adrien never mentioned any of this stuff.

 

Nino: marinette, i understand the concern, i get it, but i am sure about this. adrien mentions this stuff to me

 

Nino: he never makes it a big deal so i didn’t

 

Nino: he always swears up and down his father cares but 

 

Nino: i felt icky about it today and i actually put everything he said down on paper and 

 

Nino: yikes

 

Alya changed chat name to Petition to Murder Gabriel Agreste 

 

Alya: we ride at dawn

 

Alya: in the pale sunlight of a weak morning we shall do the deed

 

Nino: im in

 

Marinette: no murder, guys

 

Marinette: but yeah

 

Marinette: i always looked up to Agreste

 

Marinette: i wanted to work with him when i got the chance

 

Marinette: he was my idol and my crush’s father

 

Marnette : he complimented me on my work and now it feels so wrong

 

Alya: i get it girl

 

Marinette: I can’t believe i used to want to be just like him

 

Nino: it’s not your fault marinate, you had no idea

 

Alya: all we can do now is murder him

 

Marinette: we can’t do that to adrien, even if he’d be better off without that smug son of a snow cone

 

Marinette: god, who wears an entirely white suit and a canadian-looking ascot???

 

Marinette: i was blinded by his success, i never saw how trash he always looked and was

 

Alya: roast his ass mari!!!

 

Alya: drag his toupee through the mud!!!

 

Nino: so what do we do now guys?

 

Nino: gabriel is powerful

 

Nino: and no one believes us kids without proof

 

Nino: emotional abuse is always harder to prove

 

Alya: fuck

 

Alya: you’re right

 

Alya: gabriel arrested can rot in hell

 

Marinette: I’ll tell you what we do

 

Marinette: we be there for adrien

 

Marinette: and we help him when he asks for it and when he needs it

 

Marinette: okay?

 

Alya: okay…

 

Nino: ok

 

Alya: I still think we should kill gabriel

 

Alya: how hard could it be?

 

Alya: guys?

 

Alya: guys come on

 

Alya: fine, no murder

 

Alya: happy?

 

Marinette: not really, but it must be done


Nino: we can still murder him in spirit