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izuwu
I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT IT!!
We have a group chat with everyone in class in it
Wait lemme get the link

shinsou
im not really a group chat type of person

izuwu
https://discord.gg/######
It’s okay!!! You can mute it but sometimes Iida or Yaoyorozu use it for important class announcements or to help organizing study sessions so it might be useful

shinsou
ugh

izuwu
Besides you’re part of the class now it’s a good opportunity to get to know everyone

shinsou
no thanks

izuwu
:(((((

shinsou
don’t make that face at me

izuwu
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

shinsou
contrary to Certain People I don’t have the compulsive need to be liked by everyone I meet

izuwu
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Also wow
Low

shinsou
friend slot has already been filed theres no more space in my party sorry

izuwu
😯
By who?????

Shinsou
u

izuwu
💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚
But seriously you should get to know everyone
Who knows you might even like them!!

Shinsou
doubt

izuwu
It might save your life
It saved mine

shinsou
are you really hitting me with the friendship is magic spiel right now?

izuwu
If it means you have backup beside me if you get in trouble absolutely I am

shinsou
…………………………………… fine

izuwu
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shinsou
ill join
but I promise nothing

izuwu
💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚
Thank you shinsou
You’re not going to regret this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shinsou
i already am
………….. why do you have a channel called fuck endeavor

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#general

horny on main
Im just saying!!!!

knuckles
he has a point

one tail man
No he doesn’t.

kaminari hate bot
oppress him ojiro
this is why kaminari doesn’t deserve rights

horny on main
Stop cyberbullying me im right!!

one tail man
Kaminari for the last time, I’M NOT A FURRY!

horny on main
YOU HAVE A TAIL!!!!

one tail man
And I will use it to kick your ass if you don’t shut up.

kaminari hate bot
tell me when I wanna watch kaminari getting his ass kicked

horny on main
STOP OPRESSING ME JIROU!!!!!!!!!

kaminari hate bot
no

knuckles
you do have a tail, he’s right

one tail man
Kirishima not you too I trusted you Kirishima

knuckles
sorry man

horny on main
Kirishima agrees see!!!

fuccboi handler
denki shut up ojiro isn’t a furry

horny on main
MINA NO!!!

JOHN CENA
Top 10 anime betrayals

fuccboi handler
but you are for wanting to fuck him

kaminari hate bot
sljghsdfgkjdfghdfg
CALL HIM OUT MINA

knuckles
rip in pieces bro

horny on main
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T TELL

one tail man
You know what I’m leaving @God is a Woman @Mobile Suit Gundam please have pity on me and erase this whole conversation

kaminari hate bot
@God is a Woman
please don’t erasing kaminari’s suffering is a crime

horny on main
AGAINST WHO???

kaminari hate bot
me
this is my only source of happiness
aside from yaomomo of course

bone breaking juice
I really chose a bad time to convince shinsou to join

kaminari hate bot
he should be prepared for the mess he’s walking into

fuccboi handler
OH NEW BOY IS GOING TO BE HERE!!!!!! HI NEW BOY!!

knuckles
yoo fresh blood!!!! hi dude!!!

Never gonna give @shinsou up! Never gonna let @shinsou down!

JOHN CENA
owo whats this

shinsou
im leaving

bone breaking juice
Noooooooooo

JOHN CENA
no come back!!!

bone breaking juice
Shinsou you promised!!!

Shinsou
i didn’t actually

bone breaking juice
:(((((((((

fuccboi handler
pwease don’t weave us mistew bwainwashew siw

kaminari hate bot
take me with you shinsou

shinsou
ive been here for two minutes and I already hate you all

kaminari hate bot
you know what that’s fair

bone breaking juice
even me 😢

shinsou
…………………………………….. except midoriya

bone breaking juice
😚 💚 💚

knuckles
WELCOME TO CLASS!!

horny on main
YEAH WELCOME!!!

one tail man
On behalf of the entire class I am,,,,, so sorry.

shinsou
you should be

JOHN CENA
wow

horny on main
wow

one tail man
wow

kaminari hate bot
wow

bone breaking juice
ANYWAY
Shinsou is moving into the dorms with us tomorrow!!!!

knuckles
OH WE SHOULD THROW HIM A WELCOMING PARTY

horny on main
HELL YEAH

kaminari hate bot
hell yeah

JOHN CENA
HELL YEAH

fuccboi handler
HELL YEAH

shinsou
please no

bone breaking juice
That sounds fun!!!

shinsou
im leaving

JOHN CENA
nooooo

bone breaking juice
We could take him to that new cat café that opened its not too far from UA!!!!

shinsou
……… im listening

JOHN CENA
he came back!

bone breaking juice
@God is a Woman @Mobile Suit Gundam what do you think?

God is a Woman
It’s really short notice.

fuccboi handler
boooooo

horny on main
Booooo

kaminari hate bot
boo my wife again and ill kick your ass so hard you’ll taste the leather of my boots
not you mina, I love you

horny on main
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME

fuccboi handler
💗 💗 💗

kaminari hate bot
you know why

horny on main
I SAID I WAS SORRY

knuckles
you shouldn’t have touched her kitkats bro

horny on main
I DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE HERS!!!!

kaminari hate bot
perish

God is a Woman
Aizawa sensei says yes, but he insisted on chaperoning us. And we can’t go tomorrow, but the day after should be good.

JOHN CENA
you’re a god yaomomo

bone breaking juice
You’re a god Yaoyorozu!!!

fuccboi handler
MOMO OUR GOD COMING THROUGH!!!

kaminari hate bot
THAT’S MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone say thank you god momo

knuckles
thank you god momo

horny on main
thank you god momo

shinsou
thank you god momo

bone breaking juice
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shinsou
shut up

bone breaking juice
💚

God is a Woman
Guys, please 💞 💞

kaminari hate bot
ITS WHAT YOU DESERVE!!!!

fuccboi handler
IT IS!!!!!

bone breaking juice
It is! Thank you so much Yaoyorozu!

God is a Woman
I’m going to call the café and see if they can take a large group with such short notice. When I’m done I’ll post the plans in #announcements
And please try not to traumatize Shinsou too much.
Welcome to class, Shinsou and I’m so sorry for all of them.

shinsou
it’s alright

one tail man
Why does she get that reaction??

shinsou
all women are queens, Anakin

one tail man
Can’t argue with that

kaminari hate bot
you, I like you

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Deku @withallmymight
MOVE IN DAY!!! 🏠 🏠 🏠 🏠

[post description: There are three pictures, in the first one Shinsou and Midoriya are standing side by side, a wall painted purple behind them. Midoriya is grinning wide and making a peace sign. There are smudges of purple paint on his cheeks, and on his hands, forearms and shirt. Shinsou isn’t quite smiling, but there’s a curl to his lips that could be mistaken for a smile. One of his hands is also thrown up in a peace sign, but it’s positioned behind Midoriya’s head so it looks like he has bunny ears. There’s paint on his hands.

The second picture is Shinsou laying face down on the floor, surrounded by a couple cardboard boxes. Above him stand Sero, Kaminari, Ashido and Kirshima, dabbing.

The last picture is clearly a candid shot. Shinsou is standing in the middle of what looks like a living room, surrounded by most of class 2A. He’s looking down in a way that seems almost bashful, one of his hands scratching self-consciously at the back of his neck. There’s a big banner behind him that says WELCOME TO CLASS A, SHINSOU! To the side on a coffee table you can see the leftovers of what was once a big cake as long as a lot of almost empty bottles of soda.]

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#fuck-endeavor

bone breaking juice
Endeavor spotting!!!
[picture description: a raccoon climbing out of a trashcan]

hot milky
👌

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Deku that’s mean!!!!!! Raccoons are cute why would you do that to that chonky boi???

bone breaking juice
You’re right I’m sorry
Give me a sec

bone breaking juice
[picture description: a badly photoshop pictured of endeavor on the racoon’s face]

hot milky
10/10

shinsou
why is this a thing

bone breaking juice
because FUCK ENDEAVOR

hot milk
fuck endeavor

paypal link in bio
F U C K ENDEAVOR

knuckles
FUCK!!! ENDEAVOR!!!

hoes mad hoes mad
FUCK ENDEAVOR

God is a Woman
heck endeavor

STAND USER
f̵̨̧̹̪̄̂̄͝ṳ̷̯̹̞͐̑̄ċ̸͕̻̦̔k̸̯̉́̿̆ ̵̫͒̾͠ȅ̶͇͛̓͊n̶̗̹̬̈́̑͆d̷̡̨̟̆̃ͅĕ̵̜͉͈̠̓͋ḁ̶̣̫̘͛̆v̷̢̗̫̄o̷͔̫͈̘̎͑r̶͔̈́͆̈́

shinsou
fuck endeavor then

bone breaking juice
See, you get it

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[video description: Midoriya appears out of focus onscreen. He looks like he’s holding the camera, after a second it focuses on his face and he beams.

“Hello,” he says quietly. “We’re at a cat café to celebrate Shinsou transferring to our class. They didn’t let all of us in at once so we’re taking turns. I’m filming so no one misses anything. So let’s see what everyone is up to!”

(…)

Shinsou has found an empty spot on the floor to lay down, there’s a cat asleep on his chest and another trying to chew on his hair.

“Bury me like this,” Shinsou says. “I can die now.”

Behind the camera Midoriya laughs. “You can’t pet cats if you’re dead.”

“Fuck, you’re right.”

“Watch your language,” a gruff voice calls out. The camera shifts to focus on Aizawa, who’s leaning back in a comfortable looking armchair. There’s a cat asleep inside his capture weapon/scarf, and another sitting on his lap, paw reaching for the dessert Aizawa has sitting on a little table beside him.

“Sorry, sensei,” Midoriya says, focusing the camera back on Shinshou, who picks up a cat and deposits it directly on his face.

(…)

“Todoroki-kun,” Midoriya says carefully. “Are you alright?”

Todoroki is holding intense eye contact with a cat sitting on top of a shelf. Neither of them look away.

“Yes,” Todoroki says, slowly and unconvincingly.

The camera stays on them for another twenty seconds. Neither the cat nor Todoroki drop their staring contest.

“Okay, then.”

(…)

The camera focuses on the girls who are sitting in a corner surrounded by pillows. Hagakure is holding a little cat toy and wiggling it in front of an interested kitten, who leaps after it. When it lands on her, it looks confused and gently paws at her invisible leg as if testing the water.

It meows confusedly, before getting distracted by the toy again.

Uraraka is surreptitiously making another cat toy float bringing it in and out of reach of one of the kittens.

“This was a great idea,” she says, smile wide on her face.

“Thank you,” someone else says, and the camera turns to focus on Jirou, who has one hand touching her chest and another on her phone focusing it on Yaoyorozu. “For my life.”

Yaoyorozu is gently petting a kitten that’s sitting on her lap, when she looks up her eyes are sparkling and awed.

“Kyouka look, I think she likes me,” she says when the cat grabs her hand with her front paws and nuzzles its face into it. Yaoyorozu looks a little like she’s about to cry.

“The world… is so good,” Jirou says, sounding overwhelmed.

(…)

Shouji is being used as a jungle gym by some cats.

“Where’s Tokoyami,” Midoriya asks.

“He’s not really fond of cats,” Shouji says.

“Oh.”

“He gave his turn to Kouda,” Shoji says, and points somewhere off-screen.

The camera turns to find Kouda sitting at a table, three cats sitting on the table in front of him, looking like a captive audience to whatever he’s saying.

“That’s so cute,” Midoriya says.

“They’ve been like that for the past half hour.”

(...)

The camera goes out of focus as it zooms in on something. When it refocuses it reveals Todoroki very gingerly scratching the cat he had been having a staredown with under the chin.

The cat rubs its head against his palm and wanders into his lap. Todoroki stares down at it like he has no idea what to do.

"Has he pet a cat before?" Shinsou's familiar voice asks.

"I mean… he must've at some point, right?"

Todoroki rubs a single finger over the cat's head and smiles softly down at it.

There's a couple seconds of silence before Midoriya says, "We should come back here with everyone again."

"Or cut the middle man and get a cat for the dorms."

"Aizawa-sensei would never let us, we'll get in trouble."

"Only if we get caught."

"Shinsou."

(…)

Iida is karate chopping the air, lecturing Uraraka about using quirks outside of UA. The lecture is somehow dampened by the fact that he's wearing a face mask.

Mid tirade, Iida suddenly goes quiet and looks down. The camera follows his gaze to see a cat intertwining itself between his legs.

"I think he likes you!" Uraraka says with a smile, watching the cat bite softly at one of his engines. "Why don't you pet him?"

"I'm allergic," Iida says tragically even as he bends at the waist and wiggles his fingers until the cat nuzzles against them.

The camera focuses on Iida for 7 full seconds before it's interrupted by Iida violently sneezing, startling the cat into running away.

"This is so sad, Jirou play HEROES" Hagakure says.

(…)

“How are you holding up Shinsou?” Midoriya asks.

Shinsou is now sitting up, there’s a cup of tea sitting in front of him on a table. There’s a cat on his lap, biting at his fingers.

“This is the best day of my life,” he says, completely deadpan.

(…)

“Bakugou look,” Kirishima calls out, picking up a dirty yellow cat who doesn’t look like it’s ever seen the business end of a brush. It meows loudly in protest. “It looks like you!”

“Huh? What the fu-

“It’s so cute,” Kirshima says bringing it up to his face. The cat continues meowing and puts its paws on his chest pushing back from him.

There’s one single second of stunned silence, before Bakugou explodes predictably, which only gets worse when Kirshima starts making kissy noises at the cat, who resolutely puts a paw on his mouth to push him away.

“Bro, I think Bakugou is jealous of that cat,” Sero says.

“Bro, you’re right,” Kaminari says, both of them turning shit-eating grins towards Bakugou.

“Shut the fuck up!” Bakugou yells.

“Oh, you should’ve said so, Bakugou! I don’t want to make you feel left out,” Kirshima says, putting the cat down and leaning over with open arms towards him. The cat skitters away as soon as it’s free.

“What the hell are you saying, shut up!” he says putting a hand on Kirshima’s face to push him back. It doesn’t really work.

Sero and Kaminari start laughing as Kirishima starts making kissing noises at Bakugou too.

“Kirishima was right, it does look like him,” Midoriya says quietly.

Bakugou’s head snaps to him, “The fuck you said.”

The camera cuts off abruptly.

(...)

The camera slowly zooms in on Aizawa who is asleep in the same spot he was earlier. There’s now three cats inside his capture weapon/scarf.

“How long as he been asleep?” Midoriya whispers.

“Two hours,” Shinsou says, the camera pans back to him. There’s a cat inside his sweater, you can only see its tail peeking out of the bottom and a tiny paw.

“You’re not planning on stealing that cat are you?”

“It’s only stealing if you get caught.”

“I don’t think that’s how the law works.”

“We’ll see about that.”

(…)

Aoyama, Asui and Ashido are all sitting at a table, drinking hot beverages and eating cake. Ashido has a laser pointer in one hand and is making a couple of kittens chase it across the floor, looking delighted. She points it abruptly straight into Kaminari’s face and one of the cats leaps after it, making Kaminari startle and fall back.

Ojiro catches him before his head thunks against the floor.

“When will the abuse stop?” Kaminari whines.

Ojiro looks down at him. “Didn’t you call me a furry two days ago?”

“Huuuuh…”

Ojiro drops him.

(…)

"How- how much cake did he have?" Midoriya asks, camera focused on where Sato is buffed up and crying over a very tiny kitten that's sitting on his palm.

"So much," Sero says, sounding haunted. "So much."

"It's just so cute," Sato cries.

"I know, bro, I know," Kirishima says sympathetically, patting him on the arm.

(...)

The camera shakes a little, while it changes hands.

"Come on, Deku! You've been recording the whole time, let me take over a little bit and go pet some cats," Uraraka's voice says from behind the camera.

Midoriya appears on screen, looking unsure and a little off-balance from being pushed.

Asui comes up from behind him and gently pushes him down into a quiet corner with some pillows on the floor to sit, before she deposits a cat in his lap.

Aoyama pushes a cup of tea towards him.

Midoriya looks down at the cat in his lap and then at the tea cup. He slowly holds his hand up for the cat to give a curious sniff before scratching it under its chin and looking up with awed eyes when the cat starts purring.

(…)

The camera zooms in slowly on Bakugou as he scratches the cat Kirshima was holding earlier behind the ear. The cat is now kneading at his thigh, looking extremely comfortable.

“I didn’t know Bakugou liked cats,” Kaminari’s voice says coming from behind the camera, sounding hushed.

“He connects well with cats because they both have asshole energy,” Sero says.

“The other day he looked straight at Midoriya while he pushed Midoriya’s mug off the counter,” Kirishima says.

Someone makes a wounded noise. Probably Midoriya.

Bakugou is thankfully too engrossed in petting the cat to notice.

(…)

Todoroki has somehow acquired a small army of cats who all seem to have collectively decided that he’s their new bed. They’re all pressed against his left side. He’s making a little barrier with his arm, and at least two cats are precariously draped over it.

 “Todoroki-kun, are you alright?” Midoriya asks.

Todoroki looks up, eyes lost and overwhelmed and full of regret.

“I can’t hold them all,” he says, sounding distraught.

(…)

The camera is turned back to Midoriya, behind him there’s a couple other people from class A.

“And that is all for our cat café visit, how’s everyone feeling?”

“Great!” Uraraka says.

“I’ve never been happier in my entire life,” Shinsou deadpans, but there’s a smile in the corner of his mouth and he looks slightly less tired than he usually does.

“Cats… are good,” Todoroki says.

“It was a lot of fun, we should do it again!” Ashido cheers.

Iida sneezes violently again; Midoriya is beaming.

“That’s all then! Bye for now.”

[🔒] Class 2A Cat Café Trip xx/xx/xxxx
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#todoroki’s-conspiracy-corner

hot milky
@shinsou
are you aizawa’s secret love child?

shinsou
aren’t we all?

Several people are typing…

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Let’s Start a Riot! @bemanlybro
flexin’ it  

[picture description: Shinsou and Kirshima squatting next to each other, looking emotionlessly at the camera. Kirishima is wearing bright red crocs, while Shinsou wears muted purple ones.]

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#healing-checkpoint

hot milky
[picture description: a stray cat sitting on top of a half-wall napping. It’s all black with a big white spot covering half its face.]
cat

your friendly neighborhood yeeter
fuck dude it sure is!!!!!

paypal link in bio
[picture description: Asui carrying her sister on her bag and both of them making a peace sign and smiling broadly at the camera]
Visited Tsuyu’s house and I feel healed her sister is SO CUTE
[picture description: Asui’s little sister looking at something off screen with wide awed eyes, clutching a plushie of a crocodile]
SHES SO CUTE

JOHN CENA
OMG LOOK AT THE BABY!!!!

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I KNOW

knuckles
that’s so cute!!!!!!!

paypal link in bio
I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#trust-fall-challenge

paypal link in bio
Two points for Iida!!!
[video description: Iida walking through the common room, holding a pile of textbooks, completely unaware of the camera. Uraraka’s voice yells from off-screen, “Iida, think fast!” before she comes into frame, running full speed at Iida and jumping up.

“I’m holding books!” Iida yells, but drops them and catches Uraraka when she jumps into his arms.

He looks down at her in exasperation, and she grins. “It’s not over yet,” she says just as Midoriya rushes in and jumps too.

Iida stumbles back and almost crashes onto the floor, but manages to catch Midoriya and keep upright.

“Nice!” Uraraka says, and high fives Midoriya, both of them clinging to Iida. The books lay scattered on the floor.]

Mobile Suit Gundam
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING THIS WHILE I HAVE MY HANDS BUSY IT IS INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS I MIGHT INJURE ONE OF YOU OR MYSELF!!!!!!!

paypal link in bio
Whos keeping track of the score is iida winning now?
@kaminari hate bot

kaminari hate bot
wait lemme get the numbers
also I just realized we haven’t put shinsou’s name in yet

shinsou
im afraid to ask but what the hell is going on here

paypal link in bio
TRUST FALL CHALLENGE!

JOHN CENA
TRUST FALL CHALLENGE!!!

fuccboi handler
TRSUT FALL CHALENGE

knuckles
TRUST FALL!!!!!!

horny on main
TRUST
FALL
CHALLENGE

shinsou
explain

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There was an argument about who was stronger and had quicker reflexes in class and we couldn’t reach an agreement so trust fall challenge!!!! You jump at someone and they have to catch you, it’s 1 point every time they manage to do it, if they drop you or fall then they’re out.

shinsou
why though

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Because its fun!!! And people keep jumping at Bakugou and he has to catch them because he hates losing which is HILARIOUS

kaminari hate bot
i got the scores
bakugou – 79
iida – 75
kirishima – 74
shouji – 70
uraraka - 68
sato – 65
ojiro – 62
shinsou- 0

shinsou
if anyone jumps at me they will land on the floor

paypal link in bio
we’ll see about that

shinsou
surprised midoriya isn’t there

fuccboi handler
my bad, I jumped at him when he was holding his new all might figurine

shinsou
oh rip

fuccboi handler
he felt really bad so I made him piggyback me around the whole week lmao

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#general

horny on main
@shinsou
don’t you think its time for u to get a name in the chat?
I suggest “talk dirty to me”

“shut up kaminari” gofundme
youre right I should change my name

horny on main
WOW

knuckles
wow

fuccboi handler
wow

JOHN CENA
wow

Greninja
wow

hoes mad hoes mad
fucking rip

kaminari hate bot
IM GONNA THROW UP OHMYGOD
shinsou is my new favorite person

“shut up kaminari” gofundme
thanks

bone breaking juice
im really glad shinsou is getting along so well with everyone

horny on main
STOP OPRESSING ME!!!!!!

“shut up kaminari” gofundme
when will you learn
when will you learn
that your actions
have consequences

horny on main
please change it to something else im begging

“shut up kaminari” gofundme
then beg

Greninja
wow

hoes mad hoes mad
wow

JOHN CENA
wow

lean mean hugging machine
wow

STAND USER
wow

kaminari hate bot
this is the best day of my life

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Bi Bi Bi @chargeboltdenki
HE DIDN’T EVEN BLINK

[video description: the screen starts off dark, you can hear the light steps of someone shuffling closer, before the lights turn on and reveal Kaminari T posing on top of the counter in the middle of the kitchen. Sinshou doesn’t even stop or seem startled, just keeps shuffling his way to the kitchen, pours himself a mug of tea from a kettle that was left sitting on the stove and then shuffles out again, turning the light off behind him.]

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#please-stop-trying-to-burn-down-the-kitchen

fuccboi handler
huuuuh we might have a problem

your friendly neighborhood yeeter
And by might she means Denki and I were trying to cook pasta and its on fire please help

Cooking Mama
h
how?

your friendly neighborhood yeeter
Oh nvm Bakugou just stormed in and handled it we good!

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#todoroki’s-conspiracy-corner

your friendly neighborhood yeeter
It’s midnight and Todoroki has been typing for 5 minutes im scared

hot milky
I have come to the realization that Iida probably can’t get his legs wet because of his quirk and I can no longer rest thinking about how he showers if that’s the case. I’ve tried following him into the bathroom but he always locks the door behind him, so I can only reach one conclusion. He pops his legs off at the knee to shower so his engines don’t get wet, and reattaches them again when he’s done.

Several people are typing…

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#general

hoes mad hoes mad
I hate every single one of you I hope you know this

horny on main
INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

hoes mad hoes mad
inquiring minds are going to get an ASS KICKING if they don’t shut up

depresso machine broke
given bakugou’s name here, I think the answer is yes

JOHN CENA
wait shinsou when did you change ur name?

depresso machine broke
kaminari bribed me don’t worry about it that’s not important right now
were talking about bakugou right now

hoes mad hoes mad
do u want to die

depresso machine broke
id love to but midoriya expressly instructed me not to

bone breaking juice
Shinsou are you okay?

depresso machine broke
yeah

bone breaking juice
Im coming to ur room right now

depresso machine broke
im fine it was a joke
we have more pressing questions at hand
such as: is bakugou a himbo
he already admitted to be a mad hoe so

hoes mad hoes mad
WHAT THE FUCK

depresso machine broke
its in the name

hoes mad hoes mad
THAT’S NOT WHAT ITS SUPPOSED TO MEAN U FUCKING PURPLE DRIED RAISIN

fuccboi handler
shinsou makes a good point

hoes mad hoes mad
YOURE ALL DEAD
THE PURPLE FUCKER IS FIRST

your friendly neighborhood yeeter
I think Bakugou shouts too much to be a true himbo

one tail man
Why are you all like this?

Mobile Suit Gundam
I DON’T THINK THIS IS APPROPRIATE FOR A CLASS GROUP CHAT

horny on main
Iida doesn’t say anything when im accusing people of being furries but himbos is where he drawsthe line
Do you have something to tell us Iida?

Mobile Suit Gundam
KAMINARI STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY

paypal link in bio
idk I think bakugou would be a pretty good himbo

God is a Woman
I’m begging you all to stop I can hear Bakugou breaking things and I’m two floors down.

the Versailles of people 💖✨
Please, please, everyone, fret not I am here to solve this issue ✨
There’s four hallmarks to himbo-ness and I will unveil them to you all ✨

Cooking Mama
please no

the Versailles of people 💖✨
-unthreatening
-dumb
-lesbian approval
-hot
Bakugou Katsuki is a brute and only hits one of the hallmarks therefore he’s a 1 on a scale of 1-5 of himboness ✨

hoes mad hoes mad
YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN YOU TWINKLING BITCH

kaminari hate bot
he has lesbian approval

God is a Woman
No, he doesn’t.

Greninja
No he doesn’t

fuccboi handler
rekt

the Versailles of people 💖✨
Which leaves us to question ✨
WHO is the true class 2A himbo, who among our beautiful brethren deserves such an illustrious title ✨

JOHN CENA
we should hold a contest to find out!

Cooking Mama
please no

JOHN CENA
and Sato is definitely a contender

Cooking Mama
please no

fuccboi handler
THAT’S A GREAT IDEA
@the Versailles of people 💖✨ tell us about all the himbos in class and their himbo rating

STAND USER
N̶̪̓ȏ̸̭t̶̨ ̷͇̔e̸̳͌v̷̤͛e̸̫n̴̡̽ ̴̹̇t̸͙̓h̶͉͛ë̴̜ ̵̲͠d̸̝͝a̶̓ͅr̶͓̄k̴͖̇e̸̺̚s̷̰̿t̵̲̽ ̷̗͆f̸̝̈́o̷͚͆ȓ̸̤c̶̥̉e̸̜̔s̸̙̔ ̵͍̊o̸͖͌f̸̙̈ ̵͍͠h̴̩̄e̷̲͐l̴̫l̸̳̋ ̶͔͆w̸̻͋ĭ̸̭l̴̹̑l̶̯̒ ̷͔̈́b̷̢͊e̸̠͝ ̶͉̋ā̷̱b̷͇̕l̵̬̆e̴̫͝ ̸̥͝ť̸̻o̶̮͝ ̷̜b̸̫̈́r̶̡ě̴̙a̸͇̓k̷̡̔ ̴̮̅t̷̛̘h̵̠͊e̴͎͠ ̵̥̈́c̶̢̃ụ̸͗r̸͉s̵͓̎ĕ̷̠ ̸̜̏i̴̥͘l̴̛͎l̵̞͑ ̵͖̋p̵͉l̸͍͐a̵̳̎c̸̻e̷̤̓ ̴͇͊ụ̶̆p̵̤o̷̩̅n̶̢͝ ̸̖͆y̶͔͘o̷̱̔û̸͔ ̶͕͛ȉ̷͓f̶̣͐ ̷̮̍y̶̤͐o̷͉̓u̴̗͛ ̵̮͠d̵̘̄a̸͇͆r̸͎̄e̵͉͛ ̴̙ḭ̷̈́n̵̰̐v̸̫̐o̷̲̅ḷ̴̋v̴͍̚ẽ̸̺ ̸̡̎m̶̬͑e̸͍̊ ̸̦̓i̵̝̅n̷̖͑ ̷͍̃y̸̘͒ō̴̻u̸͙͂r̶̥̄ ̷̮͆s̶͔̊h̴̝̏e̶̲͂n̷̤͆a̵̘͠n̶̩̂i̴̹̅g̴̞͊a̷̧͊n̸̦̉s̵̲͊

the Versailles of people 💖✨
Worry not dearest Tokoyami, you are a twink and therefore out of the competition ✨
The people deserve the truth and I am now your prophet please pay close attention everyone ✨

depresso machine broke
this really went downhill huh

lean mean hugging machine
doesn’t it always

depresso machine broke
rip

the Versailles of people 💖✨
Sato is a 3/5 in himboness! Congratulations, you’re sparkling!

Cooking Mama
wait really?

the Versailles of people 💖✨
Assuming you have lesbian approval, of course!!

kaminari hate bot
he does

Greninja
He does

God is a Woman
He does, but please we shouldn’t rate our classmates like this.

horny on main
do me next!

the Versailles of people 💖✨
I don’t go for twinks but thank you for offering

kaminari hate bot
OHMYGOD

knuckles
guys please youre going to make denki cry

fuccboi handler
cheer up denki!!! we love you!!

horny on main
IM A TWUNK FIRST OF ALL

the Versailles of people 💖✨
Apologies but I must disagree. If you are looking for twunks, Midoriya is a good example of one

Mobile Suit Gundam
This server was a mistake.

paypal link in bio
no let him speak

bone breaking juice
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

depresso machine broke
hes right

hot milky
whats a twunk

horny on main
MIDORIYA IS TOO BABY TO BE A TWUNK WHAT IS THIS

JOHN CENA
Hes way more swole than you though

paypal link in bio
Shes right

hot milky
she’s right

knuckles
shes right

fuccboi handler
shes right

Greninja
She’s right

depresso machine broke
shes right

bone breaking juice
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

God is a Woman
@the Versailles of people 💖✨
 Please, just give us the answer so we can move on from this.

the Versailles of people 💖✨
Isn’t it obvious?
Kirishima holds the prestigious title of Ultimate Himbo
He has it all: the hotness, the endearing dumbassery, being unthreatening. He is a sparkly manly light in our dark lives and I can only guess that he has full lesbian approval

kaminari hate bot
he does

paypal link in bio
He does

JOHN CENA
He does

Greninja
He does

God is a Woman
He does.

fuccboi handler
he does

your friendly neighborhood yeeter
He does

knuckles
guys :`)

fuccboi handler
didn’t know you were a lesbian sero

your friendly neighborhood yeeter
im not but kirishima has my approval

the Versailles of people 💖✨
Everyone is attracted the magnetism of Kirishima’s himboness
Even our most difficult classmates love him

paypal link in bio
You can say Bakugou it’s okay

hoes mad hoes mad
THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU IM GOING TO BEAT THE PINK OUT OF YOUR CHEEKS

paypal link in bio
Try me bitch :)

the Versailles of people 💖✨
Shinsou as well

depresso machine broke
he just looks like he’d treat me right

the Versailles of people 💖✨
I rest my case

#1 himbo
I love you guys

kaminari hate bot
sdfgjksdfgsdf hes really embracing it
good for him

hoes mad hoes mad
what
the
fuck

bone breaking juice
Aoyama has a point and Kirishima is happy so……. Win-win?

horny on main
I hate this fucking family

#1 himbo
D:

horny on main
Not you Kirishima youre my best bro

#1 himbo
:D

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👽 👑 @alienqueen
how do I even caption this

[video description: Bakugou mid-screaming match, he looks really worked up as he yells at Shinsou.

“The lack of brain cells you’re exhibiting! The dis-fucking-respect, I can’t even fucking look at you right now! I can’t even fucking fathom how someone can spout so much bullshit in one single sentence. How the fuck dare you? Who gave you the goddamned right to open your mouth about this ever? You’re going to sit there and tell me Charizard is overrated? Shut the fuck up! He’s the best starter! Not everyone is a bottle suckling baby bitch who can’t handle the first three gyms without a type advantage! You mean to tell me a cabbage and a turtle win over a fucking dragon? Shut the fuck up! Never talk to me again!” he yells as he storms off.

“What the-“ Shinsou says, and is immediately cut off by Bakugou when he stomps back into the room.

“And one more fucking thing! Everything Charizard gets he fucking deserves! That bitch is the only Pokémon in the anime with any decent personality! It’s fucking iconic! You troll doll looking bitch! Never disrespect Charizard while you’re under the same roof as me ever again!” and with that he leaves and slams the door behind him, hands sparkling as he curses everyone in the room out.

“What… just happened?” Kaminari says uncertainly, staring at the door shellshocked

“Dude, I think Bakugou is kind of a nerd,” Sero says, sounding equally as shocked.]

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#general

depresso machine broke
hey quick question why did bakugou and midoriya just beat the shit out of each other in class and no one did anything about it

paypal link in bio
Oh that
They do that like, every month
Don’t worry about it

#1 himbo
yeah they didn’t even break anything this time so!!

depresso machine broke
what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

Mobile Suit Gundam
There is no need to worry, they are fine. This was a method Aizawa-sensei came up with to manage the level of aggression they have towards each other outside of class.

depresso machine broke
so he just lets them beat the fuck out of each other

Mobile Suit Gundam
Beat the “f*ck” out of each other in a controlled environment with teacher supervision!

depresso machine broke
hey are yall aware that’s kinda fucked up

paypal link in bio
Its better than Bakugou blowing up randomly and them getting into fights anyway

God is a Woman
I was unsure about Aizawa-sensei’s methods at first too but they really seem to work. Both Bakugou and Midoriya get along better outside of class, plus I think it’s cathartic for both of them to be able to go all out without fear of taking it too far or there being imminent danger.

#1 himbo
yeah bro don’t worry!
plus they always have a bro session afterwards
they pay for each others lunches and everything its super manly

bone breaking juice
Don’t worry Shinsou were fine!!! Proof in #healing-checkpoint

depresso machine broke
you all need so much therapy

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#healing-checkpoint

bone breaking juice
Proof of life
[picture description: Bakugou and Midoriya sitting at a table that’s littered with mostly finished dishes. Midoriya is in the foreground throwing up a peace sign, having turned in his seat so the camera could catch both of them. There’s a big band-aid on his cheek, and his wrist and hand are wrapped in bandages. He’s grinning. Bakugou is in the background, noodles falling out of his mouth and flipping the camera off. There’s a band-aid on his forehead and a piece of napkin stuffed up his nose. They both look roughed up, but otherwise fine.]

#1 himbo
have a good lunch!!!!!

paypal link in bio
See theyre fine!

depresso machine broke
so. much. therapy.

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Center of gravity @ochachan
paypal link in bio uwu

[video description: The camera focuses on Todoroki, who’s sitting in a couch, looking bored.

“Hey, Todoroki-kun,” Uraraka’s chipper voice says. “Some creep on the internet gave me money to record you eating a popsicle, so can you eat this for me?” she asks, bringing into frame a blue popsicle.

There’s a second of silence, before the living room erupts with noise, several people speaking over each other unintelligibly.

Iida appears on frame, behind Todoroki, chopping his arm through the air and talking about ethics and sexual harassment.

“What flavor is it?” Todoroki asks.

“Blue flavor.”

“Sure,” he says, and takes it from her. There’s more noise as Todoroki tears off the wrapper, and then deadly silence when he bites down on it and starts chewing. It’s so quiet you can hear the crunch of the ice.

Someone off-camera says a very soft but incredibly heartfelt, “What the fuck,” as Todoroki takes a second bite.

The room is eerily quiet as Todoroki finishes eating.

He gives the leftover stick back to Uraraka.

“Thanks Todoroki-kun,” Uraraka says brightly. The video cuts off.]

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#healing-checkpoint

one tail man
[picture description: Kouda sitting on a blanket on the grass, eating a sandwich, with several birds perched on them.]

STAND USER
some lights are worth being blinded by

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Bi Bi Bi @chargeboltdenki
Rule #1 of Class 2A dorms: DON’T fall asleep in the common room, lmao 😂 😂 😂

[post description: several pictures of Iida. One of them is a full body shot of him passed out asleep on the couch of the common room, clutching a pillow to his chest. Every single exposed bit of skin has been drawn on with black marker. The other pictures are close ups of the drawings that aren’t limited to but include, an incredibly accurate rendition of Sonic on his calf, complete with the words GOTTA GO FAST near it, the words YEET drawn on his forehead, a smiley face on his cheek, a moustache and a goatee drawn on him, and an incredibly intricate flower pattern that looks like an actual tattoo on his other calf.]

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#general

your friendly neighborhood yeeter
hey @bone breaking juice your mans fell asleep in the living room come collect him

bone breaking juice
Be right there
Wait which one?

Your friendly neighborhood yeeter
Iida

bone breaking juice
@paypal link in bio
can you get the door to his room open for me, Iida’s really heavy I don’t think I can carry him and open the door

paypal link in bio
On it 💕

bone breaking juice
💚 💚 💚 💚

horny on main
Hey I just noticed this but Midoriya is kind of a thot huh
He really just asked “which one” when someone told him his man was asleep
How many men do you have Midoriya and why aren’t you sharing
Like what does Midoriya have that I don’t
nvm he just picked up Iida by himself and is carrying him away I get it now
Do you think if I asked hed sdasf

kaminari hate bot
BAKUGOU JUST THREW A GLASS OF WATER AT KAMINARI AND TOLD HIM TO STOP BEING THIRSTY IM LOSING MY MIND

depresso machine broke
deserve

«»

👽 👑 @alienqueen
suns out ☀💪

[video description: The camera jerks as whoever is holding it runs towards Kirishima yelling his name repeatedly. Kirishima looks up with a confused smile.

“Cool shirt, Kirishima!” Ashido says.

“Thanks, Mina!” Kirishima says, puffing up his chest to display the SUNS OUT GUNS OUT print across his chest.

“Oooh, shows us your guns!”

Kirishima laughs but flexes. Ashido makes a show of screaming and fawning over him.

“What’re you two doing?” someone says, and the camera jerks to reveal Kaminari.

“Denki! Suns out!” Mina prompts

Kaminari flexes without missing a beat. “Guns out!”

“Sero, you too!” Mina says, shifting the camera a little to reveal Sero just beside Kaminari. Sero flexes. “Hell yeah!”

The camera shifts again. “Baku-“

“No.”

“Booooo,” Ashido whines.

“I’m not saying it,” Bakugou sneers, but he ‘casually’ reaches behind his head and flexes.

“Hell yeah, check those guns!” Ashido cheers, before shifting the camera again. “Uraraka!”

Uraraka startles.

“Show us your guns!” Uraraka flexes. Ashido screams, “Holy fuck!”

“Language, we’re on school grounds,” Iida’s voice booms.

“Iida show us your guns,” Ashido says.

“Weapons aren’t permited on school grounds,” he says, chopping the air with his hand. “Besides I hardly think this is-“

“Booo, you’re no fun,” she says, turning the camera away, it catches a flash of green and purple and stops on it. “Midoriya! Suns out guns out!”

Midoriya startles, turning his head towards the camera as Ashido comes closer to him.

“What?” he says.

“Show us your guns, Midoriya, the suns out you have to.”

Midoriya laughs and flexes, “Suns out!” he says dutifully.

There’s a distinctive cocking sound, followed by Shinsou saying, “Guns out.” The camera jerks towards him just in time to see him finish cocking a gun.

“Holy fuck is that a real gun!” Ashido screams.

Midoriya also looks startled.

“Where did you even pull that from?”

“Don’t worry about it,” Shinsou says.

“Shinsou!” Midoriya says sounding distressed.

Shinsou aims the gun at something off screen and shoots. The camera jerks towards what he shot at just in time to see a foam dart land on the floor at Bakugou’s feet.

“Got’em,” Shinsou says with a grin in his voice.

Bakugou’s hands start sparking. “You’re fucking dead!” he screams and moves to run at Shinsou.

“Oh shit!” Midoriya says, and the camera manages to catch him picking Shinsou up and throwing him over his shoulder before he starts running down the hall. Bakugou gives chase, cursing them out the whole time. Shinsou flips him off with both hands from over Midoriya’s shoulder. The video cuts off to Ashido’s hysterical laughter.]

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#please-stop-trying-to-burn-down-the-kitchen

Cooking Mama
come get yalls juice

Several people are typing…

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#healing-checkpoint

hot milky
[picture description: the same stray cat that Todoroki had previously sent a picture of, this time it’s rubbing its head against what is presumably Todoroki’s hand.]
cat

depresso machine broke
@hot milky
turn your location on

hot milky
get your own

depresso machine broke
[picture description: Midoriya wearing cat ears, and looking very confused up at the camera. What is presumably Shinsou’s hand is on his cheek.]
@hot milky cat

hot milky
…. where are you?

depresso machine broke
get your own 💜

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#healing-checkpoint

fuccboi handler
@bone breaking juice bakugou pushed a first year please shame him

hoes mad hoes mad
DEKU DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE
I WILL EVISCERATE YOU
ILL DESTROY YOUR WHOLE BLOODLINE

bone breaking juice
Did you really push a first year????

hoes mad hoes mad
THEY DESERVED IT

#1 himbo
OH FUCK YEAH
BAKUGOU SHAMING!!

hoes mad hoes mad
FUCK NO!!!!!

bone breaking juice
Sorry kacchan you’ve been convicted of asshole crimes
You have to pay the price

hoes mad hoes mad
IM GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR ENTIRE ASS

bone breaking juice
[picture description: a picture of baby Bakugou in an All Might onesie, striking a hero pose and beaming widely.]

hoes mad hoes mad
DELETE THIS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
IM GOING TO DESTROY YOU!!!!!

#1 himbo
fuck dude that’s so cute

fuccboi handler
HES SO TINY LOOK AT HIM OHMYGOD

paypal link in bio
I wanna pinch his chubby cheeks

JOHN CENA
I cant believe Bakugou was so cute omg!!!!!!!!!

depresso machine broke
yeah what happened

#1 himbo
that’s so cute holy shit I cant handle it man hes so tiny holy fuck dude look at him

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Deku @withallmymight
Here’s my work out routine for everyone asking 😊 🏃

[video description: Midoriya running up some stairs, green energy sparkling around him, as the background passes in an indistinct blur. “People ask me what kind of training routine I do to keep up my strength, and how they can become as strong as me. And the secret is very simple,” he says smiling. “Never. Skip. Leg. Day.”

“Dekuuuu,” a familiar voice behind him screams, accompanied by some explosions, and the video abruptly cuts off.]

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#fuck-endeavor

hoes mad hoes mad
endeavor spotting
[picture description: an on fire toilet.]

hot milky
💯

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#todoroki’s-conspiracy-corner

Greninja
@hot milky
You looked really thoughtful in class what were you thinking about?

hot milky
ashido told me it’s sad snakes don’t have arms because they can’t hug, but aren’t snakes just one big arm

Severeal people are typing…

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#rolecall

Mobile Suit Gundam
@everyone
Aizawa-sensei is here to make sure no one’s sneaking out. Please tell us where we are so we can make this as quick as possible for sensei, and he doesn’t have to go looking for us!

God is a Woman
The girls are all with me in my room.

hoes mad hoes mad
the three stooges are with me

one tail man
Me, Sato, Shouji and Kouda are in the kitchen

STAND USER
I̸̢̡̛͉͈̰̲̜̊͂̉͝'̴̠̟̩̲̦̟̮͐m̴̛̯̈́͆̇͊ ̵̦̙̬̄͒̈̅̊͊i̵̳̣͚̥̿͐̚n̴̠͍̾̀ ̵̨̢̭̰̫͉̰̎̿̎̽͒͝m̶̡̹̮̓͜ỵ̷̛̣͛̾̋ ̶̯̹̩̤̏́͊̈͛͠r̴̤͉͇̰̣͙͊̈́̑o̵̢̧̼̯͕͗́̔̌̇͛o̸̡͔̼̗͇̠̝͒ṃ̶̮̰̦͙̬̂́

the Versailles of people 💖 ✨
Bathroom, please do not interrupt me I am at a critical step in my beauty routine ✨

bone breaking juice
Shinsou and todoroki are in my room
Could you stall sensei for ten minutes for us?

fuccboi handler
oh?? 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀
what are you doing that sensei cant see

bone breaking juice
Don’t worry about it :)

horny on main
We want to know

bone breaking juice
Don’t Worry About It :)

horny on main
I feel threatened

bone breaking juice
:)

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#healing-checkpoint

hot milky
[picture description: the same stray cat he’s been petting laying on its back, reaching for something with its paws. Todoroki’s tatami floor is painful recognizable under it.]
cat

JOHN CENA
cute baby!!! Baby!!!

paypal link in bio
Is that your room??? Can you even do that????
Also brb sprinting to Todorokis room

Mobile Suit Gundam
All animals must be approved by the school first!!

God is a Woman
That is really cute but Iida is right I don’t want you to get into trouble.

depresso machine broke
aizawa said we could keep it

bone breaking juice
Yeah!! Todoroki brought her in when it was raining outside and we tried to hide it but Aizawa-sensei caught us

JOHN CENA
OMG DO WE HAVE A DORM CAT NOW????

bone breaking juice
YEAH!!!!! DORM CAT!!!

JOHN CENA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

paypal link in bio
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuccboi handler
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE KITTIES SO MUCH AHHHH TODOROKI BRING HER DOWN TO THE COMMON ROOM

your friendly neighborhood yeeter
Holy shit!
How did u convince aizawa???

bone breaking juice
I was really worried but Shinsou just picked up the cat and was like “we found this cat can we keep it” and Aizawa-sensei was like “youre paying for it out of your own pockets” and walked away

horny on main
Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your friendly neighborhood yeeter
I guess that answers whos aizawas favorite

JOHN CENA
GUYS WE ARE MISSING SOMETHING HUGE
WE NEED TO NAME HER!!!!

hot milky
she has a name

fuccboi handler
it better not be boring or we’re changing it

hot milky
……………………………….

bone breaking juice
Todoroki named her soba

fuccboi handler
sdfjkhgsdf why??

bone breaking juice
When I asked he said “because I love her”

fuccboi handler
THAT’S SO CUTE

JOHN CENA
TODOROKI THAT’S ADORABLE

paypal link in bio
IM IN HIS ROOM AND SHE LOVES HIM BACK ITS SO SWEET PLEASE

hot milky
youre dead to me

bone breaking juice
😚 💚 💚 💚 💚 💚

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Shōto @shōto
soba bowl

[picture description: a picture of class A’s cat curled up asleep inside a large bowl.]

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#trust-fall-challenge

fuccboi handler
THREE POINTS FOR BAKUGOU!!!!!!!
[video description: Bakugou crossing the living room, with a laundry basket propped on his hip as he uses his free hand to scroll through his phone.

“Trust fall challenge!” Ashido’s voice rings out, and Bakugou immediately drops both the basket and his phone on the floor and starts looking around wildly, knees bent as if he’s bracing himself.

 Sero comes running from one side and Kaminari comes running from the other, jumping at Bakugou with barely two seconds between them. Bakugou somehow manages to catch them both, almost overbalancing but managing to steady himself.

He looks mildly pissed but also smug, before the expression is wiped off his face when Ashido yells, “Incoming!” and jumps on his back. He’s clearly not expecting the additional height and starts tipping forwards. For a second it looks like he’s going to fall on his face and take everyone with him, but he turns his hands away from where he’s keeping Kaminari propped up and sets a small explosion towards the floor, propulsing them backwards enough that he manages to regain his footing.

There’s two seconds of silence where they catch their breaths from the scare of almost falling before the yelling starts, Bakugou cursing them to hell and back, and the other three yelling excitedly.]

#1 himbo
damn bro so manly

horny on main
We know youre horny kirishima you don’t need to announce it

Your friendly neighborhood yeeter
Kirishima wasn’t the one who popped a boner

horny on main
nothing is SACRED and I have NO FRIENDS

fuccboi handler
were going for four points next!!!

hoes mad hoes mad
I hate you all so fucking much

kaminari hate bot
heres your scores bitches
bakugou – 85
iida – 78
kirishima – 77
shouji – 75
sato - 70
uraraka - 68
ojiro – 64
shinsou – 3

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Center of Gravity @ochachan
Busted

[video description: Bakugou chopping something at an alarming speed in the kitchen. He moves around with practiced ease, until Soba jumps on the table and starts meowing loudly.

“Don’t get on the counter you mangy mutt, I’m cooking!” he says, picking her up and putting her back on the floor.

Soba meows loudly, and jumps on his leg, sticking her claws into his clothes as she tries to climb.

Bakugou pries her off and dumps her back on the ground.

This goes on for five more minutes before Bakugou grabs a piece of shrimp and gives it to her.

“Don’t tell anyone,” he threatens, and goes back to cooking.]

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hot milky
i have a question that’s troubling me but I don’t know if I should ask it

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hot milky
okay
is All Might a himbo?

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