Chapter 1: Bill
It starts out as a joke.
A Richie took two bowls to the face while Bill took four hits and now Richie’s watching him lay on the carpet and laugh about the fact baby sharks are called pups kind of joke.
A ‘you know, Shark Puppy would be a good name for a band’ kind of joke.
A ‘hey Richie, didn’t Bev play p-per- drums in high school?’ kind of joke, a ‘doesn’t Stan p-play piano at tem-mple?' kind of joke, a ‘am I too high or does this s-sound like kind of a good idea?' kind of joke.
A suddenly this doesn’t feel so much like a joke , kind of joke.
And then all of a sudden, it’s not a joke at all.
- Derry, Maine.
“Let me know if I can get you kids anything else,” the waitress says sweetly (like this table hasn’t been the bane of her existence for the past hour) as she slides the check between empty plates. Richie winks at her and only barely contains a ‘thanks babe’ before he’s falling back against the polyester of the booth.
“Fuck, that was good,” he groans, and Stan makes a face when Richie pops the top button of his jeans open — you know, for maximum comfort. Bill pinches the bridge of his nose. “Better than sex, I’d say.”
“How would you know?” Stan comments, delicately wiping the ketchup from the corner of his mouth. Richie’s too full to do anything but flip him off, and Stan smiles evenly back.
“Now that R-Richie’s finally done eating—”
“Was the extra stack of pancakes really necessary?” Bev chimes in. “You didn’t even finish them.” Richie reaches out to grab the last piece of pancakes with no regard for the sticky dribbles he leaves across the table (and his shirt) as he pops it into his mouth.
“Everything I do is absolutely necessary, my dear lady,” he teases, British accent half-assed in his pancake coma, and goes to wipe his fingers on her shirt. Bev’s fingers tighten around his wrist before he can get within an inch of her, though, and Richie’s squeal of “Uncle! Uncle! ” leaves her with a look of satisfaction.
Stan mutters out a “Play nice, kids,” but Bill clears his throat obnoxiously and they all finally look at him.
“Now that Richie’s done eating, w-we have important things to discuss.” Bill looks at them all very seriously, and when Richie starts to laugh, Bev pinches his thigh under the table so hard he almost chokes.
“Aren’t we waiting for Mike for this?” Stan asks.
Mike was supposed to join them over an hour ago, but ten minutes past the rest of the Losers arriving at the diner, Bill’s phone had buzzed with a text.
Mike (11:39am) to Bill
I'll be late. Picking up a gift.
They’d all planned to meet up for brunch anyways, something that’d been in the books long before Bill and Richie had their ‘holy-fuck-what-if-we’ moment a few weeks ago.
After high-school, most of the gang went off to different places: Richie had been accepted into Berkeley with a full ride, but after a semester and a half of professors telling him how to be creative, he’d split. Richie took the first flight to Italy he could book and proceeded to spend a little over two years traveling Europe, returning home with a mess of curls down to his shoulders, a (somehow) worse sense of fashion, and a newfound acceptance of his sexuality.
“There are so many nude beaches in Europe. So… so many,” he’d said to Bill, eyes dazed, and that had been the end of the conversation.
Bev, Ben, and Stan all went off to college, though their studies couldn’t have been more different. Bev, always with an eye for fashion, had completed her fashion/textile design double major at FIT. Richie and Bill flew out for the graduation ceremony, and Bev had outright refused to acknowledge Richie’s existence because he’d shown up in plaid pants and a polka dot shirt just to spite her. Stan had gone to the opposite coast and come back with a tan, a degree in religion and gender studies, and a seething hatred for the American college education system.
Ben up and moved to Vermont to pursue a degree in business, and along the way had gotten rid of nearly all of his technology, save for a landline, to become a true mountain man. Since then he hadn’t been back to Derry at all; the only contact any of the Losers had with him was over his phone, and even then, coordinating calls against busy schedules was too difficult most of the time. Richie, who’d been without a phone most of his excursions in Europe, couldn’t even remember the last time he’d heard Ben’s voice.
Bill had stayed in Derry. The scholarships hadn’t come through enough to justify going off to another town, especially when the graphic design program at Derry Community College was decently acclaimed. Plus, Derry was where Georgie was, and what kind of brother would he have been if he’d let Georgie go through high school alone? So he’d moved into a tiny apartment and gotten a job at Staples and paid off his loans without a cent of help from his parents. Mike stayed too: after his dad had passed, his mom needed all the help she could get with the farm, and Mike had been happy to stay. “Besides,” he’d said to Bill after graduation. “I like it here. My family’s here, Mr. Chips is here. You’re here.” Bill ended up spending a lot of time at Mike’s farm doing his drawing assignments and watching Mike plow fields in sleeveless tanks. It wasn’t the worst way to spend his time.
Now, though, school is finished, and one by one the Losers (except for Ben, who no one's heard from in three months) trickled back to Derry - back home.
“W-we can catch Mike up later,” Bill decides. He doesn’t have any doubts that they’ll still all be hanging out by the time Mike did show up, and while Richie has enough stories about how horny European milfs were for him to last a lifetime, Bill’s desperate for a subject change. “B-but Richie and I have a pro-proposal.” Bill looks at Richie, and then Stan looks at Richie, and then Bev looks at Richie, but Richie’s too absorbed in licking the syrup off his fingers to notice.
“Earth to Trashmouth,” Bev teases, and she’s halfway to giving him another good thigh pinch when the bells above the diner door jingle, and they all turn to see who’s arrived.
Mike walks in first, looking as unfairly handsome as he always has, and Bill knows he just saw Mike yesterday but the smile that breaks over his face almost hurts. If Stan were paying any attention, he might raise an eyebrow or give that judgy look he’d perfected when they were ten, but, thankfully, none of them can take their eyes off the man who followed in Hanlon’s steps.
Ben Hanscom looks… really fucking hot. Like, he’s always been cute, there was no doubt about that. Right before high school, he’d hit a growth spurt that settled a lot of his weight in new places, though he’d never lost that overall softness he’d carried with him since grade school. And he’s still soft now; the fabric of his shirt stretches over his stomach and Bill, frankly, cannot understand how those jeans are holding in all that ass. Ben looks stronger - like he spent all his time chopping wood and chasing down bears, or something. If he were Richie, Bill might say he looked ‘thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.’ Blessedly, he is not Richie. Bill sits there, mouth agape, until Richie breaks the silence.
“Holy dicking ballsack,” Richie gasps, and no one scolds him for it because they’re all kind of thinking it. “Jesus Ben, you— you’re fucking hot!”
Ben has the modesty to blush. Maybe it’s been four years, and maybe he’s now a lumberjack’s wet dream, but he’ll always be good ol’ Ben Hanscom. “Hello to you too, Richie.”
Everyone’s still staring in awe, but after a moment, Mike just throws up his hands and jokingly says “Aw, thanks guys, I missed you, too! ” Everyone finally laughs, the moment broken, and they all get up to give out hugs to the new arrivals before squeezing back into the booth: Bill, then Mike, then Stan on one side, and Richie, then Bev, then Ben on the other.
It’s another twenty minutes of catching up and six more your mom jokes from Richie before people remember that there’s another reason they’re all together.
“So what’s this incredible idea you have, Bill?” Mike asks, and Ben’s eyebrows furrow.
“Am I missing something?”
Right. Ben doesn’t have a phone, so he hadn’t received Bill’s near illegible text that had gone directly to a group chat none of them had messaged in months. There’d been a lot of emojis and a lot of exclamation points and, really, it's better that Ben hadn’t seen it.
“Well actually, Ri-Richie was the one who really came up with it.”
Richie pffts. “All I did was get you stoned.”
“That explains the Snapchats,” Bev grins, and Mike raises an eyebrow.
“Snapchats?” he asks. Ben looks confused too.
Bill puts his face in his hands. Stan, that fucker, happily explains. “We all got lovely videos of Bill and Richie singing a crude rendition of Drunk in Love. Shoddy camera work overall, but the song wasn’t bad.”
“And I didn’t know Bill could even play guitar,” Bev chimes in.
“Drunk as fuck! ” Richie croons, holding his chest. “We be all night, drunk as f—” Bev’s hand smacks over Richie’s mouth, which incites a short-lived slap-fight, and Bill sighs. Mike just smiles.
“Sorry I missed it.”
Bill looks away because he can’t look at Mike for too long without feeling… things, and the last thing he needs is more texts from Stan asking if he’s finally told Mike he’s ass-deep in love with him.
“The p-point is,” Bill says. “That’s not the f-first thing Richie and I have wr-written together.”
“We’ve also written a romantic screenplay about the intricacies of milf culture—”
“Beep-beep, Richie,” all four of them say in unison, and wow, Bill has never been so happy to have everyone back in the same place.
“We started writing songs a few we-weeks ago. After that night. Actually I—” Bill pulls out his phone and scrolls through his notes app, showing them all the fifty or so songs he’d kept. Some are half-finished, and some are just lyrics or chord progressions that had popped into his head and refused to go away. “I've been wr-writing for a co-couple years now. Richie just got me hi-igh enough to show them to people.”
“I am awfully good at what I do,” Richie says, and tips his invisible hat.
“Okay, so you write songs together. How very beautifully gay of you,” Stan drawls, moving his legs out of the way before Bev’s kick can nail him in the shin. “Is this your album dropping party?”
“No Stan,” Richie says with wide eyes, taking Stan’s hand against his will. “It’s our album dropping party.” Stan tugs his hand away and Richie blows him a kiss.
“What Richie’s trying to say is that we think we should start a band.” Bill barrels through the sentence, refusing to be cut off and drawn off-subject again. The table looks at him, blinking, and Richie gives him a little apologetic thumbs up.
“A band?” Mike asks, and Bill nods.
“Wuh-well, when we graduated, I had a lot of free time, so I tried out for the Derry b-bowling league. And then Richie told me that was st-stu- that it was lame, so I quit and p-picked up guitar.” It had been arduous for so long; Youtube videos made it seem so easy, but after two months with seemingly no progress, Bill almost quit outright. Slowly, though, he made headway, and after four years of daily practice, Bill is actually proud of himself.
(He also hasn’t quit the bowling league. That’s a secret between him, Mike, and the Gutter Gang.)
“Stan plays piano at t-temple. Or used to, at least. And Bev and Ri-Richie both pla-ayed in the percussion section of the Paul Bu-Bu-Bunyan marching band.” The combination had nearly killed their band director; the number of dick jokes Richie could make with a set of mallets was fucking limitless. “And, you know, Mike’s pl-played bass since middle school, so.” Bill shrugs, a faux nonchalance in the gesture, but he’s been so obsessed with this idea since Richie had planted it in his head that he’s started dreaming about it. “So we sh-should start a band.”
Everyone’s gone quiet listening to Bill, and he’s worried they’re all about to turn him down with a ‘that’s stupid, I'm going home, thanks for brunch!’ but then Bev starts nodding, and Mike’s got that smile on, and even Stan looks like he’s considering it.
“Well. Bev’s clearly the superior drummer, so what’s Richie going to do?” Stan asks dryly. “Stand on stage and be annoying?”
“I was going to be the pretty one, but since Ben’s here now, I guess I'll have to settle for tambourine-ist.”
“At least you can actually play instruments,” Ben says, and he looks a little put out. “I don’t even know why I'm here.” Bev puts a hand on his arm, and Ben’s new beard doesn’t do a very good job of covering the full-face blush. Even four years after they’d split, Ben couldn’t help the way he looked at Beverly Marsh. “Other than to see you guys, of course.”
Childhood crushes die hard.
“It’s never too late to pick up keytar,” Richie jokes, and they all laugh, but Bill lights up with an idea.
“A manager! We need a m-manager!” Ben did just go to business school for four years— who better than him?
“You don’t even have a name yet, Bill, what do you need a manager for?”
“We do have a name,” Richie argues. “It’s Richie Tozier and The Sexbots.”
“I was hoping for something more hip,” Bev says, chewing at her straw. “like The Bevs.”
Stan shuts them down. “No and no. If I'm joining a band with you idiots we’re at least going to have a good name. Like— like—”
“Like Milf Machine?”
“Will you shut up about milfs, Richie!” And then Richie and Bev and Stan are going around in circles about what constitutes a good band name. Ben watches on, fully entertained.
“What did you want the name to be, Bill?” Mike’s voice is soft, but they’re squished close enough in the booth that Bill can hear him over Richie’s boisterous laugh.
“It s-sounds kind of stupid,” Bill starts, pulling up a photo of the design he’d finished last night. “But it’s the whole reason this idea even got started, so I th-think it makes sense.” The design is simple, but bright: big chunky letters spelling out the band’s name in magenta and teal and neon yellow. In the center, below the a, there’s a cutout of a shark fin — Bill is really proud of that part.
“Shark Puppy?” Mike’s still looking at the phone. Bill’s about to say something along the lines of nevermind, it’s stupid, pretend I never said anything, when Mike’s face splits into a smile.
“That’s a killer band name,” Mike says encouragingly, and Bill’s chest lets out in relief, pun going completely over his head. “And the logo’s sick, too.”
Bev’s hand reaches over the mountains of dishes to swipe Bill’s phone, and the rest of the table studies the image.
“Yeah, I like Shark Puppy,” Ben says.
“I could definitely fuck with Shark Puppy,” Bev says.
“It’s better than Milf Machine,” Stan says.
“It was my idea,” Richie says. And it was, but Bill still smiles when Bev sweetly tells Richie to shut the fuck up and gives Bill his phone back.
“S-so what do you guys say?” Bill looks at them all with hopeful, questioning eyes. Hesitantly, he puts a hand out into the middle. “Want to start a b-band?”
Richie’s hand joins Bill’s immediately, because duh . “I didn’t write half those songs for nothin’.”
Bev’s in almost as fast, stacking her hand on top of Richie’s. “I will absolutely be your sexy lady-drummer.” Bill’s heart lifts.
“You know I'm in,” Mike agrees, and his hand’s sitting on top of Bev’s but Bill swears he can feel the heat from it all the way at the bottom of the stack.
“Me too,” Ben agrees, his large hand dwarfing the rest of theirs. “Even if I don’t know shit about being a manager.”
And then it’s just Stan. Everyone turns their gaze to him.
“Whaddya’ say, Stan the man? It’s not like you have anything better to do.” Richie raises his eyebrows, and after a moment, Stan’s flat look turns into an eye roll.
“Oh, sure. It’s not like I just finished a four-year degree in gender studies. Who needs jobs anymore, right? Why don’t I just run off with my childhood friends and start a band?” Despite the exasperation, Stan’s hand joins theirs, topping off the stack delicately.
“To fuckin’ Shark Puppy, baby!” Richie grins, and as they all throw their hands up with an echo of ‘to Shark Puppy!’, Bill thinks his heart might explode.
This is going to be fucking awesome.
They sound fucking awful.
It’s been four years since Bev’s even touched a drumstick, so she’s horribly out of practice, and it shows. Stan only knows how to play traditional Jewish songs, which is, you know, great, but Bill’s going to lose it if he has to hear Dance With Me/Glory Come Down one more fucking time. Richie keeps dicking around with his stupid tambourine, trying to sing foul lyrics over the mess of sound they’re creating, and at one point Ben has to physically restrain Stan from putting his fist directly through the tambourine and into Richie’s face.
“I'm losing it, Tozier, I'm fucking losing it!”
Ben had started the process a loyal cheerleader: he sat on the couch in Richie’s parents’ basement (renamed ‘Shark Puppy HQ’) and clapped whenever he deemed appropriate. Then he started wearing headphones. Eventually, he’d stopped showing up at all, deciding instead that researching how to be a band manager at the library was a better use of his time.
The only one who seemed to be on the same page as Bill is Mike.
“I d-don’t get it,” Bill says one day. He’s leaned up against the sun-warmed barn, sketchbook in hand though the page is still blank. Mike’s installing a new fence today, and Bill had promised to keep him company— i.e he’s sat there and stared as Mike got sweatier and sweatier after each fence post. “We’ve all been wo-wo-wo- practicing on our own. We should be b-better by now. But we still suck.”
Mike kicks his foot down against the shovel do push it deeper into the ground before scooping it out and flinging it to the side. “We do not suck. We’re just, you know—”
“Bad.” Bill finishes. Mike evens him with a frown. Okay, objectively they aren't bad. Bev’s spent most of her time going back to basics; when they’re not at band rehearsal, Bill sees her beating out her rudiments with whatever’s within reach, or just tapping out the beats with her fingers. Despite Stan’s initial disinclination to play anything but the haunting chords of worship songs, Bill came to practice early once and heard his fingers dancing across the keys to a complicated version of Britney Spears’ Toxic, so the skill is still there. They have the talent, but they're missing something.
“We are not bad, and you know that.”
“Then wh-why isn’t it working?” Mike must hear something in Bill’s tone that gives him pause because he drops the shovel to turn and face him completely. There’s dirt and grass all over his jeans and shirt (and, Bill delights, a streak of mud across his forehead where he’d wiped the sweat away earlier) but Mike looks completely in his element. He looks calm, and that’s already enough to make Bill feel better. Mike joins him against the barn.
“It’s been a long time since we were all really together,” Mike says, and he pauses, but Bill doesn’t say anything. Mike is particular with his words, and Bill had learned to give him time to put it all out there — just as Mike has done the same for him. “We’re older now, you know? We all got— we all grew up.” Bill looks at him, and Mike rephrases. “Okay, most of us grew up. Regardless, we grew. We’re all… different now.” Mike looks down at his jeans, searching for words again. “It’s not a bad thing. I think we just have to uh. Find our new groove, you know?”
Bill taps his pencil against the pad on his lap. Mike’s right, and Bill knows it. Still, it’s not a solution, just an explanation. “But h-how do we do that?”
Mike shrugs. “All the songs we’ve been trying have been the ones you and Richie wrote, right?”
“Maybe we should write a new one. All of us. Together.” Bill wants to object, wants to argue that there’s nothing wrong with the ones that are already written, but then Mike looks over at him with all the warmth of a worn-in sweater and Bill knows that, again, Mike is right. Mike is always right. “It’s worth a try, yeah?”
Bill can’t help but return Mike’s smile, his heart filled with hope for Shark Puppy once again. “Y-yeah.”
“H-hey guys, can we— guys— g-guys—”
No one’s listening. Ben’s on his phone (a new purchase) attempting to prove that actually, Emma Watson has two middle names and neither of them are “babe-a-tron”; Richie’s being purple-nurpled by Bev after he went a little too ham on the tambo a little too close to her ear, and Stan’s holding him down. Even Mike looks a little worse for wear, like the antics are finally getting to him too.
“C-could we please—”
“SHUT UP.” everyone freezes. Richie lets out a pained squeak and Bev’s hands quickly drop away. Mike, who’d just stopped the chaos with a single breath, looks incredibly calm as he nods at Bill. “Take it away, Denbrough.”
Bill clears his throat. “R-right. okay. I think we’re going to tr-try something different today.”
“So you’ve finally come around to the orgy idea?” Richie grins. Bill moves on.
“I th-think we need to find our groove and Richie, I sw-swear to God, if you make any Kuzco jokes I'm having Ben for-rcibly remove you from this basement.” Richie closes his mouth, but Bill still hears the ‘it’s my basement’ under his breath. “We should write something together instead of just putting me and Richie’s songs through the wash.”
“Your songs are good, though, Bill. Especially 'Georgie'.” Bev’s look is earnest, and Bill wasn’t fishing for compliments but he flushes anyways.
“Th-thanks Bev, but. They’re not ours.” Bill’s not throwing out his and Richie’s songs, just tabling them. If Shark Puppy could never find their balance, their core, then Shark Puppy would cease to be. “C’mon. Let’s just t-try it.”
So everyone takes their place: Bev nervously twirling her sticks behind the drumset; Stan, cracking his knuckles over the keyboard; Mike on an old milk crate cradling his bass; Bill, too restless to sit, bouncing on his heels with his guitar strap secured; and Richie splayed out on the carpet in the middle of all of them. Ben stands there, looking a bit lost.
“Uh, should I go? I can—”
“No,” Bill says firmly. “We all have to be here.”
Richie pats the ground beside him and Ben shrugs, joining him. Richie hands over the tambourine, which Ben takes hesitantly, and Richie slides a shaker egg out of his pocket.
“Awlright, good sir. What now?” Richie’s looking up at him expectantly, and then Bill realizes that they all are.
Bill takes a deep breath.
“Juh-just come in at your own pace,” he says, and then he plays.
It’s a simple chord progression, one that had snuck into his head as Mike hammered fence posts into the soil, and when he gets to the end, he plays it again. And again. And again, until Mike’s toe-tapping switches to a soft bassline— a gentle undercurrent that frames Bill’s finger-plucking in a way he could never have come up with himself. The encouraging smile that comes with it is almost too much to handle. Luckily, Bev’s jumping in, and Bill lets himself be pulled back into the song. Bev is all bass drum and mid-tom, an easy beat, and then Richie’s egg shaker starts up too, and Bill doesn’t even try to stop the way his head starts bobbing with excitement.
Stan’s still standing there, fingers hovering over the keys like he doesn’t know what to do, and Bill wants to say something— tell him it’s okay, we’re not your father, you don’t have to worry about making mistakes in front of us. Then, with shaking hands, Stan plays. There’s a few missed keys, a couple wrong notes, but Stan’s wearing that determined scowl and, eventually, he finds his rhythm. A counter-melody, hooking around what Bill's playing and pushing it, pulling it, taking it from a little chord progression to a dance.
Holy fuck, Bill wants to say. We’re doing it, we’re actually doing it . There’s something fragile here, though, something delicately beautiful, and Bill doesn’t want to interrupt. Even Ben is with them, eyes closed and tambourine sitting ignored in his lap, though Bill thinks he can hear him humming.
So Bill closes his eyes, too, and he sings.
There’s always been a hesitancy in Bill to speak up. When he can’t even get through a full sentence without stuttering over all his words, what's the point? Who’s going to listen to stuttering Bill Denbrough? Silenced by his own traitorous voice, he’d never even bothered to try to sing — just mouthed along with the words to whatever Richie would put on during their after-school study sessions. Imagine his (and everyone else’s) surprise when, drunk for the first time at prom, he’d belted out an entire Taylor Swift song in the middle of the dance floor without a single hiccup in his voice. Apparently singing used a different part of the brain. Who knew?
Easy come, easy go
Alongside you I learn to float
Dirty nails and cardboard sails
A brand new feeling I've always known
Endless day, forever moon,
I first knew love in my twelfth June
We pinky swear we won’t forget
Sleeping by the quarry and lazy afternoons
There’s this indescribable thing in the room now: it’s palpable, like if Bill stopped playing he could reach out and grab it. When he opens his eyes, he knows it’s not just him that feels it. There’s this look on everyone’s face like they know they’re not just writing their first song anymore; they’re writing a whole new chapter for themselves.
Take my hand and cut me deep
A blood oath that I'm yours to keep
My grip is tight as we watch the sun
and six hearts decide to beat as one
The last line is a little strained, doesn’t quite fit in the rhythm that they beat out — like it’s missing a syllable or something. Actually, the whole thing could use some work, but Bill will figure it out later because
“Holy SHIT!” Richie bellows. “Shark Puppy FUCKS!” the room erupts into cheers after that; even Stan looks incredulously accomplished, like he didn’t know they had it in themselves. Bill feels— Bill doesn’t know how he feels. A little shocked that it had sounded that good first try, maybe. A little scared it won’t happen again. When he locks eyes with Mike as Richie dances around the room with his arms around a giggling Ben, he decides he feels like he’s finally home.
Things start to come together pretty quickly after that. It’s like they had all the pieces before, but now they understand where to put them. In desperate need of a repertoire for whatever the future holds, they write a couple more songs with that system (though after Richie repeatedly abuses his privilege during his turns at lyrical improv, they swiftly end the group-writing method). They take a couple of Bill and Richie’s and do some rewrites, styling them more to fit the ‘Shark Puppy groove’, and after a few weeks Stan comes to them with a heart-wrenching piano ballad that they all decide needs to be on the setlist.
“I'm on my knees at the altar of you? Damn, Stanley, if your degree didn’t prove your boner for Jesus, this sure does.”
“I will literally end your life, Richard.”
Eventually, Bill has to quit his job at Staples, which is the easiest thing he’s ever done, and then a few weeks later he has to quit the Gutter Gang, which is the hardest. The boys give him a monogrammed polo as a goodbye present, and Bill does not cry. Ben keeps the shifts he started picking up at the lumber yard, and Mike still works on his family’s farm, but they’re both working fewer hours, and Mike’s pants stop accumulating grass and manure stains after increased time in Richie’s basement. Bev moved the few things she’d left at her aunt’s during college into Bill’s apartment and becomes his official housemate, and Stan moves his book collection there and becomes the unofficial third. (He slept at his parents’ house but spent most of his time on Bill’s couch waxing poetic about Foucault and telling Bill he needed to be a big boy and express his obvious feelings to Mike.)
Richie does... whatever Richie does. After Stan told him he looked like a dirty hippie, Richie let Bev give him a haircut, but he also went out and bought an old, beat-up van with the explicit purpose of renovating it into a ‘mobile sex pad’, so it evened out.
All of Ben’s time at the library pays off — which is in no way surprising, seeing as how he’s been making Derry Public Library his bitch since he’d stepped through the doors however many years ago. In late September, after weeks of practice and fucking around, weeks of songwriting and drunken piano lessons from Stan, weeks of open mic nights and bars in the surrounding towns, plus a few shaky videos posted to Facebook under the name Shark Puppy Official, Ben comes to them with an offer.
“The Blue Parrot? Is th-that a club?” Bill’s nose wrinkles. The name is vaguely familiar, but he can’t place it.
“It is,” Bev confirms. She eyes Ben conspiratorially, who is studying his hands and refusing to look up. Actually, all of them look like they know exactly what the Blue Parrot is — even Mike — and they’re all smiling to themselves like Bill’s missing out on some private joke. Bill shrugs.
“Wuh-well c’mon! It’s our first big gig! Be-Bev, please don’t let Richie choose his own clothes for this.” Richie gives an affronted ‘hey!’ but doesn’t put up much of an argument past that because he knows Bill’s right.
The Blue Parrot turns out to be a very well known queer club in Portland (like, how did Ben book this as their first big gig kind of well-known). After a three hour drive in Richie’s renovated van, Bill steps out to see a giant flashing neon rainbow in the window and says oh.
“I've been doing my research,” Ben explains, “and if we get the, uh, LGBT+ community in our fan base, we’ve already won half the battle.”
“M-makes sense,” Bill says weakly. It does, even beyond the business element of it all. Bev, Richie, and Mike have all been openly bi for a few years, and Stan chose not to label himself but he’d also dated no less than three men in college. Bill has known about himself since middle school when he’d first heard Prince, but he felt like he was sitting in the same boat as Stan and never made a point of coming out. Ben is the only mystery of the group, having dated Bev and then fallen off the face of the earth for four years, but his phone background is still Emma Watson so Bill could make guesses.
“Billy boy’s first gay club and he doesn’t even get to be drunk for it,” Richie teases, an arm hooking around Bill’s shoulders. “Don’t worry, next time I'll get you out on the dance floor and show you how it’s done— Tozier style.”
“C’mon idiots, we’ve got a show to play.” Bev gives them both a playful shove, and Ben calls for them to help unpack the van, and then Bill gets too swept into holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck to think about anything but not vomiting on stage.
It’s a decently sized venue, big enough that there’s a green room they all file into to wait out the last half hour before showtime. Sitting there scrolling through Facebook does nothing to help Bill’s stage fright, but after Bev and Stan force a Dirty Shirley into his hand he feels a little better. Loosen up, Bev says as she handed him the drink, but she looks nervous too.
Ben, who would normally be calming everyone down, hasn’t stopped wringing his hands and checking his phone since they’d arrived. Bill chooses to ignore that and downs the rest of his drink instead.
“Five minutes,” a little brunette with a headset — Andrea, she’d said — calls into the room before skittering out again. Thalia Boyfriend, the drag queen who hosted almost every event, is out on stage now doing a performance to Madonna’s Like a Prayer and jeez, how are they ever going to follow that? Even through the walls, Bill can hear the screams and cheers. He desperately wants another drink. The couch sinks beside him.
“Earth to Denbrough,” comes Mike’s voice, shaking Bill from his reverie. “You okay?”
“Yuh-yuh-yuh- no.” He doesn't know why he even tried to lie; Mike can clearly see his shaking hands.
“It’s just another show, right? We’ve done this before.”
“Suh-something tells me this one’s different,” Bill says. “I can fuh-feel it.”
Mike doesn’t try to disagree. Maybe he feels it too. “The place is different, yeah. Different faces in the crowd, different stage under our feet.” A warm hand settles on Bill’s knee, and Bill looks up to see Mike’s big eyes shining at him. “But it’s still us out there. We’re Shark Puppy, Bill!” That gets an encouraging whoop from Richie across the room. “There’s no reason to be nervous. Not with us out there with you.”
Bill feels something bubble up in his chest, wants to say thank you and you’re right and I love you and I always will. Instead, he smiles, small but genuine, and nods as he stands.
“We’re fucking Sh-Shark Puppy.”
“Hell yeah we are!” Bev joins, slinging her arm around Bill’s waist. Then Richie’s there, pulling Stan in with him, and Ben, and Mike, and they’re all standing there holding each other while shouting Shark Puppy! Shark Puppy! Shark Puppy! when Andrea comes back in to send them to the stage.
It had been Richie’s idea to start the show in the dark. It's dramatic and fun, and even though Stan tripped the first few times getting to the keyboard, they’d switched to glow-tape to hold the wires down and eventually gotten used to it. Bill stands there now, his nervous stomach thankful that he can't see the faces in the crowd, and waits for Bev’s sticks to come together to start the show with 'Rock Fight'. And waits. And waits. Just as he’s preparing to deal with the fact their first big show is starting with a technical difficulty, a single synth note rang out in the club.
“Shark Pup-py, ooh ha ha.” Richie’s voice is a whisper into the mic, and Bill’s thankful no one can see the confusion plastered over his face. Stan hit another note. “Shark Pup-py, ooh ha ha.”
What the fuck is happening? Another note rings out, and now Bev’s voice is joining Richie’s. “Shark Pup-py, ooh ha ha.”
A ripple of hushed excitement goes through the crowd, and when Stan’s voice joins in, so does some of the audience. “Shark Pup-py, ooh ha ha.”
Bill doesn’t know what’s happening, but as the chant gets louder, and faster, as he hears Mike’s hearty voice join in with the rest of them, he knows that this is what all their shows before have been missing. Bill would’ve joined in too, but he's too busy trying to keep his smile from splitting his face in half.
The synth falls out but the chant keeps going until the entire club is shaking with it: Shark Pup-py ooh ha ha, Shark Pup-py ooh ha ha, Shark Pup-py ooh ha ha—
Then, finally, the lights flick, and Bill only has half a second to put his hands on his guitar before Bev is screaming “WE ARE SHARK PUPPY! 1 - 2 - 3 - 4!” and the beginning of 'Rock Fight' fills the room.
The show passes in a blur of lights, cheers, and Richie dancing around the stage with his tambourine when it’s Bill’s turn at the mic. All Bill can fully remember is the way he feels when he looks out into the crowd and sees no less than three people singing along as he sits down to play 'Georgie' .
People know their songs. People know Shark Puppy. People came to their show and are singing along to songs they’ve written, and Bill gets to see it all from under the hot stage lights. They even get cheered back on-stage for an encore. It is, frankly, the coolest fucking shit in the world.
It’s over too fast, Richie screaming out a ‘GOODNIGHT MILFS OF PORTLAND! ’ into the mic before they all run off-stage into Ben’s open arms.
“Be-best show ever,” Bill marvels, breathless. “Where the fu-uck did that chant come from?”
“We planned it when you went pee for the sixth time before the show,” Stan says, and he doesn’t look all that apologetic when he adds “Sorry.”
“N-no, it was perfect. It’s our thing! We ha-ave a thing!” Bill doesn’t even know if he’s making sense, and he’s too high on the endorphins of absolutely killing it to care.
“Bill, you’ve always had a thing. I can’t believe it’s taken you 22 years to notice your own—”
“Excuse me, which of you is Ben Hanscom?”
As a unit, the group separates from their huddle. Ben adjusts his collar.
“That’s — I am,” Ben says to the stranger. “Are you—”
“Colleen Dupree, yes.” The woman smiles, extending her hand for Ben to shake. “That was quite a performance out there. I'm impressed.”
Bill is... very confused. Whoever this Colleen person is looks incredibly out of place with the general vibe of the Blue Parrot: her cream pantsuit is impeccably pressed and Bill’s pretty sure the diamond-encrusted watch on her wrist is, like, real. A quick glance to his friends confirms their uncertainty, too. Except for Ben, who looks adorably flustered.
“Thanks, babe,” Richie pipes up, far too comfortable with strangers. “If you liked that performance, wait until you see the one I put on in your bed.”
Bev groans and Bill holds his breath, but Colleen, against all odds, laughs. “I'm not sure my wife would appreciate that, but thank you for the offer.” She looks over the group of them, head tilting. “Mr. Hanscom didn’t tell you I was coming, did he?”
Ben looks a little ashamed when the band shakes their heads. “I didn’t want to make you guys more nervous than you already were.” Colleen pulls out a business card from the front pocket of her jacket, and suddenly Bill is very, very, very grateful for the thoughtfulness of Ben.
“A r-r-recor- record la-la-” Bill doesn’t even try to finish. His tongue is practically vibrating.
“I'm from Duma Key records, yes. Mr. Hanscom contacted me a few weeks ago, and we agreed I’d come out to the show and see if there was anything worth watching.”
Stan, of all people, speaks up first. “Was there?”
Colleen, a true executive, lets them squirm. Bill thinks he might be losing circulation in his fingers because his fists are squeezed so tight.
“I'll have to make some calls,” she says finally. “And punch some numbers. But... I would have to be an absolute moron to pass up the opportunity to get Shark Puppy in our studios.”
It feels like a punch to the stomach in the best way possible. Even Richie is knocked speechless. Colleen puts her hands on her hips, looking amused.
“What do you say? Do we have a deal?”
- Chicago, Illinois
...originating from the small town of Derry, Maine, blew up seemingly overnight. Three months after signing with Duma Key records, Shark Puppy put out its debut album ‘Losers’ to the delight of fans and reviewers alike. Richie Tozier, lead singer and self-proclaimed tambourimbo, accredits most of their success to Bill Denbrough (guitar, vocals, lyrics).
“Without Bill getting whisked out of his mind and deciding to start this band, we wouldn’t be here right now,” says Tozier, who has to dodge no less than three attempted hits from the other band members to finish his sentence. Denbrough disagrees, claiming their success comes from all of them, equally.
The band is clearly close, showing a deep-connection that Beverly Marsh (drums, back-up vocals) says has spanned over ten years. “Except for the two months Stan didn’t talk to Richie when he snapped Stan’s Nintendo D.S in half.” Uris (keyboard) has no comment, but shoots Tozier a particularly dirty look.
In reality, Shark Puppy’s sudden success must come from a conglomerate of reasons, though one stands out from the rest: their music. After only one album, Shark Puppy has managed to display an incredible range of emotion, style, and talent in their content. After achieving an honorable 8.8 on Pitchfork, tickets for their first tour have been flying off the metaphorical shelves. Only two of the top music critics have had anything negative to say about ‘Losers’, and both have had difficulties with the onslaught of flaming comments from dedicated fans…
“Hey, kid.” Patty Blum’s voice breaks through the wall of text. “New assignment. Conference room, chop chop.”
“You got it,” the man says as she walks away, but he makes no move to get up.
….Pitchfork critic J.P. Grazer has taken most of the hits after his scathing review entitled ‘ Shark Puppy Sinks When Striving to Swim ’....
“Kaspbrak! Move that cute little ass!”
Eddie sighs, closes the tab, and tries not to think about the online shit-storm waiting for him on Twitter. It can wait: he has work to do.
Chapter 2: eddie
The beginning isn’t always the same. Sometimes he’s nine, sometimes he’s twelve - never much older than that. Sometimes he’s wearing his favorite old red shorts, sometimes he’s wearing the crisp white polo he wore to church. Sometimes he’s in the hallways of his elementary school, sometimes he’s in the long corridors of his Nana’s house, and sometimes he doesn’t know where he is at all.
He is always running. And he is never fast enough.
chapter warning for some vague mentions of child abuse and discussion of death.
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The beginning isn’t always the same. Sometimes he’s nine, sometimes he’s twelve - never much older than that. Sometimes he’s wearing his favorite old red shorts, sometimes he’s wearing the crisp white polo he wore to church. Sometimes he’s in the hallways of his elementary school, sometimes he’s in the long corridors of his Nana’s house, and sometimes he doesn’t know where he is at all.
He is always running. And he is never fast enough.
‘Eddie,’ she calls. She’s right behind him, she’s lightyears away. ‘Eddie-bear.’ Sickly-sweet, crawling across his skin like the spiders in the basement.
‘Don’t run from mommy,’ she whispers. Even when Eddie would cover his ears, she’s there, inside of him: a part of him he can’t cut away. ‘Eddie, come home. come home to mommy.’
Sometimes, dream-Eddie could find his voice. No, he’d say, or stop, or please, or I'm trying my best I promise, I promise.
‘Eddie,’ the voice morphs, and sometimes — every time — Eddie weeps. ‘Your best just isn’t good enough.’
- Chicago, Illinois
‘Eddie. Eddie. Eddie.’
Not again, please, not again.
‘Eddie. Eddie. Eddie.’
Eddie tries to scream, but it feels like his mouth is wired shut.
‘Eddie. Eddie. Dude, c’mon.’
Wait, dude? Sonia would never—
Suddenly, there’s a smack across his cheek, and Eddie Kaspbrak shoots up with a scream.
“Christ, Gabriel! What the fuck?”
Gabriel stumbles back with wide eyes, hands held up in surrender. “I'm sorry, I'm sorry!”
“What the— why the hell did you slap me?”
“Your alarm’s been going off for, like, fifteen minutes.”
Awake for less than forty-five seconds, Eddie wants to go back to sleep. “So you slapped me?!”
“I called your name, like, a billion times.” Gabriel drops his gaze, avoiding eye contact. “And you, uh, wouldn’t stop mumblin’ shit about your—”
“Yeah, okayokayokay, I got it, I got it.” Eddie’s not sure how he’s gone this long without his roommate catching him in a nightmare, but he’s thankful regardless. He also does not need to re-live whatever embarrassing things he’d been saying. Eddie rubs a hand over his face, forcing the remains of his dream away. Gabriel’s still staring at him. “What?”
“Are you gonna turn that off?”
Right. Normally, Eddie’s alarm wakes him within the first few rings — if he isn't already awake before it starts blaring. Unless it's a weekend, of course, when only the grumbling of his stomach can pull him from his blankets. Eddie clicks off the old-fashioned style clock next to his bed, putting an end to the incessant chirping, and he and Gabriel both visibly relax. There’s nothing more irritating to a human psyche (or eardrums) than that sound.
Eddie’s still caught up in the remains of his nightmare. It’s been a couple of months since his last one, spurred on by the emptiness of a dorm’s apartment building abandoned for Christmas break. It had been the fourth Christmas he’d spent on campus alone, and though he’d told Gabriel he’d be fine, the nightmares that came in his absence proved otherwise. Not that Eddie would’ve asked Gabriel to stick around: they aren’t friends. Roommates from freshman year to senior, and Eddie still can’t remember if Gabriel is a Criminology major or just way too into the tv show Snapped. The guy’s nice and quiet, and Eddie likes rooming with him because he never brings conquests home or eats smelly food or leaves trash on the floor, but they don’t hang out. With graduation two weeks away, they probably never will.
The sound of Gabriel’s electric weed grinder shakes Eddie from his thoughts and he grimaces.
“It’s not even eight in the morning.”
“It’s Saturday.” Gabriel says something else, too, but Eddie’s not listening because the anxiety that has been consuming his life for three weeks straight hits him all over again with tidal wave force.
“Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit—” Eddie’s out of bed like a bat out of hell, heart pumping a rapid-fire rhythm as he moves around the room. There’s no chance of him being late yet, but that doesn’t stop him from racing around the apartment to get ready as Gabriel sits on, rolling a joint and watching with a sort of disconnected bemusement.
“Oh shit oh shit oh shit,” as he stumbles out of the shower in a cloud of coconut-scented steam, wet feet slipping across the tile in his hurry.
“Oh shit oh shit oh shit,” as he puts on outfit number one, then outfit number two, then outfit number three (the soft pink button-up and black slacks he’d originally laid out last night because sometimes he has to go through the options, okay?).
“Oh shit oh shit oh shit,” as he grabs his briefcase (a splurge, because being twenty-two meant splurging on fucking briefcases) and tears out of the apartment, Gabriel waving goodbye and mumbling a ‘good luck’ through a mouthful of Cocoa Puffs.
Eddie arrives an hour and twenty-two minutes early. Which, actually, is eight minutes later than he planned. It’s still plenty of time for a pre-interview freakout in the parking lot of Pitchfork Media Inc., though, which is what he’d been counting on.
Yeah. Pitchfork fucking Media fucking Incorporated.
When Eddie’s second-grade teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he’d looked up with big brown eyes and said tall. When Mr. Sonny laughed, Eddie frowned, because he was being serious.
“I meant— what kind of job do you want to have, Eddie? A fireman? Or maybe a doctor?” Eddie’s nose had crinkled at that. A doctor. That’s what Sonia had told him he should — would — be.
‘A healthy doctor to take care of Mommy, wouldn’t that be nice? Everything is clean in hospitals, Eddiebear. It’s the perfect place for you.’
But Mr. Sonny hadn’t asked what his mom wanted him to be, or what he thought he was supposed to be; Mr. Sonny asked Eddie what Eddie wanted to be. No one past the lunch-lady had ever asked him what he wanted before, and Eddie… Eddie didn’t know.
“Can I think about it?” Eddie had asked, and Mr. Sonny had nodded. So Eddie thought, and he thought, and he thought, and after three weeks of thinking his mother died and he forgot to think anymore.
Mr. Sonny never got an answer. Eddie, windswept in confusion and all those grieving feelings he didn’t understand, moved in with his grandmother in Illinois before the school year even ended. The question stuck with him though, especially once he was out from under Sonia’s thumb. A new state, a new school, a new guardian to flourish and grow in the care of. Did he want to be an artist? A teacher, perhaps, like Mr. Sonny? A knight, a mathematician, a farmer, a mime, a baker, a candlestick maker…
The possibilities for Eddie’s magnificent future were endless.
Well. Kind of. Turns out Sonia Kaspbrak didn’t just sprout from the ground fully able to suffocate her son under the guise of love; those traits were learned and practiced, and Sonia’s mother was the one that taught her. Moving in with Elvira - ‘call me Nana, Eddiebear ’ - felt like coming home to find his mother hadn’t died after all. If anything, it was worse: Elvira was smarter, sharper, and held a much tighter leash than Sonia ever had. Eddie spent a lot of time in his room - spent a lot of time thinking about his future. Eddie spent a lot of time thinking that maybe childhood was a privilege, and the universe had decided that, for whatever reason, he did not deserve it.
For all the bad things that Elvira did, she’s still the reason Eddie eventually figured out what he wanted to do. In the middle of Elvira’s big, rickety-floored living room, there was a piano. It was old, just like everything else in the house, but unlike the couches that smelled like mothballs or the garish rugs, it seemed like the piano was actually cared for. It was always clean, and always in tune, checked monthly by a man by the name of Bob Sharp (which Nana laughed heartily at every time he sat down at the piano to tune it). It was Nana’s prized possession and Eddie’s saving grace.
Looking back, Eddie doesn’t think he actually had a choice in the matter. Nana had taken one look at his hands and asked sweetly: “how would you feel about piano lessons, Eddiebear? Twice a week?” She hadn’t waited for an answer, because it wasn’t really a question. The next Sunday after an hour-long lesson of smacked hands and shaky scales, Eddie finally knew the answer to Mr. Sonny’s question.
Bruised knuckles, no less than two hours of daily practice, calloused fingers, unshed tears, his tutor Johaness’ hot, garlicky breath screaming in his ear at every missed note… Eddie endured it all for years because he’d finally found love in the sound of music. Of course he’d heard music before then — radios fucking existed — but between listening and playing and breathing piano, Eddie learned to live in it.
“So I've been thinking,” Eddie said the summer before his senior year. “I've got a list of the top music schools in the country, and I—”
“Music school?” Elvira interrupted, her aging hand clasped tightly around her glass of orange juice. “Why would you be looking into music school, Eddie dear?” She wore a smile, but the tone was one that Eddie was all too familiar with.
“I— I thought—” Eddie’s brows furrowed. “I know only the very best get into these schools, but Johaness told me he thinks I'm talented enough to—”
“Oh, don’t listen to Johaness. That man hasn’t been in his right mind in thirty years,” Nana dismissed, and gave a brief wave of her hand. “You play very nicely in church, dear, but that’s not enough to get you into any kind of fancy school. Wouldn’t you rather be something practical? A doctor would be much more suitable—”
“I'm good, Nana,” Eddie cut in. Elvira’s mouth thinned. “I'm good, and I know I'm good. Johaness may be crazy but I don’t think he’d encourage me to do this if he didn’t absolutely know I could.”
“Of course you’re good, Eddie,” Nana said, smile still glued in place. “but you aren’t good enough. You never will be.” Eddie’s gaze dropped to the table.
Not good enough not good enough not good enough.
“Not for those schools, anyway. Now, eat your eggs: they’re getting cold. You can play me a song after breakfast.”
Sunday, Eddie had gone downstairs for his lesson and found a new teacher sitting at the bench.
So Eddie applied to nursing programs wherever Elvira deemed fit: nothing too big, or too close to ‘bad’ neighborhoods, and absolutely nothing more than a six-hour drive from her. Acceptances rolled in, much to Nana’s delight, who took to calling him Doctor Kaspbrak around the house: she even had a quilt custom made for his dorm bed with DR. K emblazoned in big, blue letters. Eddie graduated, packed up, and moved out, resigned to a life of never getting to be who he wanted.
Two weeks into freshman year, Elvira died.
When Sonia passed, Eddie had cried. A lot. His mommy was gone, and he was only eight - the implications of what her death truly meant didn’t register until he was old enough to understand that what he’d lived through was abuse. At the time, he’d hidden away that kernel of happiness, hated himself for even thinking that his own mother’s death could be anything less than a tragedy. At eighteen, Eddie didn’t think like that anymore. Eddie had suffered every year of his life, nothing more than a puppet in Elvira’s wrinkled grip. She, like her daughter, had emotionally abused and manipulated him, all the while calling it love. So when Eddie got the call that she’d died, he didn’t cry, and he refused to let himself feel bad about the relief that unfurled inside of him. Eddie didn’t owe Sonia or Elvira anything — especially not his grief.
Within a week Eddie had changed his major. Within two, he thought he might have started to understand what it means to be happy.
“Well, Mr. Kaspbrak, your resume is impeccable, and I can tell from our conversation you’d fit right in here.” Patricia 'Call Me Patty' Blum, the woman behind the desk, tosses the stack of Eddie’s resume back onto the pile. She’s got her feet kicked up on the cherrywood too, this beautiful carefree energy in her poise that made Eddie feel comfortable enough to, like, breathe when the meeting first started. “But knowing you made Dean’s list every semester isn’t a good enough reason to hire you.”
Eddie, who until this point has been feeling generally optimistic about the outlook of this interview, deflates. Not good enough, not good enough, not good enough. Whatever, fuck his dreams, right? Might as well just throw his credentials in the garbage on the way out, maybe he could pick up an Arby’s application before heading home, or —
“So why don’t you give me a reason that is.”
Patty stares at him, this edge of challenge in her gaze like she’s saying c’mon, give me something meaty. There is something Eddie’s got — a secret he’s saved under his tongue for almost four years. Something that no one else knows. Something meaty. Does he want to risk it? Eddie’s eyes drift over Patty's head: trophies and plaques and accolades printed with Pitchfork Media Inc. look back at him.
Yeah, fuck it.
“I'm J.P. Grazer,” Eddie says on an exhale, and Patty looks momentarily like she’s choking.
“You’re J.P. Grazer.” Disbelief reads all over her tone and face, any pretense of cool and collected gone. “Don’t take this the wrong way, but I thought you’d be—”
“Older?” he guesses.
Eddie huffs. “I'm an anonymous music critic, what would make you think I’d be tall?”
Patty, apparently over the initial shock now, grins. “You write like a tall guy, I don’t know. Holy shit though, really? I'm gonna have to get the boss in here.”
Eddie’s face pinches with confusion. “Wait, what? You mean you’re not the boss?”
“Nah, I'm still an intern.” Patty’s legs swing off the desk. “Mr. Sting doesn’t like bothering with these interviews, so he has us screen people and give him the spark notes.”
“Kind of a dick thing to do, isn’t it?” The words are out of his mouth faster than he could remember this is a literal job interview and maybe he shouldn’t be dissing the literal boss. Lucky for him, Patty just looks quietly charmed.
“I'll make sure to leave that out of the spark notes, J.P.”
J.P. Grazer: music critic, started as a hobby. The few friends he had in school only ever wanted to talk about whatever was on the radio (if they wanted to talk music at all) and the few friends he had from church only ever wanted to talk about Jesus (and sex). With a lot of opinions and no one to talk to but his teddy bear, Eddie did what any sane teen with internet access would do and started a blog.
At first, it was a lot of witty bitching about his grandmother’s choice in classical music (such posts have long been deleted), but Eddie quickly learned to take out the personal details in his reviews (and to change his name). At first, it was just a place to put his thoughts about what he listened to; there was an endless amount of albums or pieces that Eddie could endlessly talk about, and on the internet, there was endless space to do so. At first, that’s all it was. At first.
But then people started reading his work - and agreeing with it too. Then they started sharing it. Eddie remembers (and will never talk about) the night he cried because someone wrote back to him, discussing how right they thought Eddie was and how perfect an analysis it was. He’d just— he’d never felt so seen before. To talk, and to be listened to in return… it was an addictive feeling.
Over four years J.P. Grazer became one of the most well-known music critics in the blogging world. His reviews were snappy and clever and well-written, but what the readers loved was the honesty. At times, Eddie could be brutal. Look, some music is just bad, okay? Not every album is a winner. If the lyrics sucked, or the melody was bland, Eddie is going to mention it. The other side of the coin, though, is that if Eddie said a song was good? It's good. To be praised by J.P. Grazer is an honor.
A fucking honor.
(How fucking cool was that?)
Eddie posted on that blog from the summer before his senior year all the way to the summer after he graduated from college with his degrees in music and journalism. Until Eddie applied for a (paid!) internship at a hugegiantmassive company. Until J.P. Grazer’s reviews, in 2016, began being posted on Pitchfork’s official site instead.
- Chicago, Illinois
“As we all know, Shark Puppy is the fastest rising band on the charts right now.”
Eddie shrinks in his chair. Oh, so it's going to be this kind of meeting. Mr. Sting goes on.
“And, as we all know, our very own J.P. Grazer posted a particularly brutal— ”
“Particularly stupid article about Shark Puppy, aforementioned fastest rising band on the charts.” Eddie shields his eyes, thankful it’s only the two of them and Patty in the room. Admittedly, it had been a little stupid, but Eddie isn't going to be extra nice about an album just because the band has great chemistry. Maybe if they’d put that kind of chemistry into their lyrics, Eddie had written, they’d have scored a little higher— but not by much.
“Okay, so the kid made a mistake,” Patty starts, and Eddie hates that she calls him kid because she’s only eleven months older. “What’re we gonna do about it? Solutions, not blame.” Eddie suddenly doesn’t care at all that Patty calls him kid. Patty is a wonderful, wonderful woman.
“Lucky for us, the band’s manager has already reached out with an offer that benefits everyone.” Mr. Sting leans over the table, his ugly, beefy hands gripping the edge. “So you are going to take it.”
Eddie knows that tone. That’s the ‘you’re going to listen to me or there’s going to be Big Consequences’ tone. The ‘you do this or you’re fired’ tone. Eddie crosses his arms.
“What is it?” Eddie thinks he sees Mr. Sting seriously, legitimately snarl. Ugh. Mr. Sting releases the table and takes a power stance instead.
“The manager thinks it would be good for the band’s image to have an exposé piece written about them as they embark on their first tour. It would also give you,” Mr. Sting says pointedly, “the chance to get to know them better. Mr. Hanscom says they’re always writing songs when they’re together, and the tours a perfect opportunity to see them in action.”
Okay, to be fair, that actually sounds like a pretty sweet gig. You know, touring with a band, free concerts, an explorative journalism piece… it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity. Except Eddie’s a professional music critic, not a groupie with a blog. “I write album reviews,” he says, and even Patty’s looking at him like he’s the dumbest person in the world.
“For the next five months, you’re an album reviewer and a tour journalist, Kaspbrak.”
Eddie gawps. “Five months? Isn’t that a little long for a maiden voyage?”
“They’re inviting you, a complete stranger, to come into their intimate tour space to have an exposé piece written about them. Clearly they don’t do things half-assed.” Mr. Sting drops his power pose, but the disappointment is still written clearly on his face. “Now, Kaspbrak, you know you’re not legally required to do this, and we can’t force you to, but you’d be a fucking moron if you passed this up.” Fuck. “If Shark Puppy continues to win over the world like this, you’re going to lose your audience’s trust. It will ruin you.” Mr. Sting’s right and everyone in the room knows it, but that doesn’t mean Eddie likes it.
Eddie's worked hard for his career, and he isn’t going to let it crash and burn when it’s only just beginning. Patty reaches over and taps his hand reassuringly a couple of times when he groans.
“I'll keep the plants watered,” she says, because she’s a good roommate and a terrible friend.
“Obviously the band’s going to have to know the uh, man behind the mask.” Eddie makes a vague gesture to himself and Patty has the decency to hide her snort under a cough. “But how can we be sure they won’t tell their entire fanbase who J.P. Grazer really is?”
“Same as we know how you won’t expose the dirty little secrets they might have. Non-disclosure contracts. Hanscom sent some over this morning.” Sting slides a packet of paper across the table. A pen comes rolling along after. “Sign these, put them on Patty’s desk, and go home. You leave tomorrow.”
“Tomorrow?” Eddie’s stomach churns. He prefers at least a week of packing time in order to A. ensure he doesn't leave anything behind and B. ensure maximum packing space efficiency. He is also terribly, incredibly nervous. “Feels a little fast.”
Sting just smiles tightly like Eddie’s brought this all upon himself — which, you know, he has. “That’s show business, Kaspbrak.”
Patty answers on the first ring. “Are you calling me to avoid something, Kaspbrak?”
“No,” Eddie lies. “I just missed the annoying sound of your voice.”
Patty hums. “Yeah, okay. How was your flight? Wait, I don’t care — how’s the band? Give me the juice.”
“My flight was fine, thank you. and uh—” Eddie picks at the pills on the hotel bedspread, wrapping a loose thread around the tip of his finger and tugging it free. “I haven’t exactly met them yet. I'm supposed to be in the lobby in ten minutes to—”
“Aha! So you are avoiding something!”
“Congratulations Pats, you continue to hold the title of Always Right.”
“I wear it with modesty.” Eddie snorts, and Patty laughs too. “So what, are you just sitting in your hotel room fully dressed and freaking out?”
“I'm not freaking out.” He is freaking out. This is an acceptable thing to freak out about, okay? “I had two bottles of kombucha so I'm really feeling very calm and, like, zen about everything, and I am very much not freaking out.”
“Eddie,” Patty says, and Eddie knows he couldn’t fool her if he tried. A month into his internship he’d moved in with her (living alone in Elvira’s house turned out to be both terrifying and horrifying) and since then Patty has developed a nearly perfect Eddieometer.
“The first people to know who the real J.P. Grazer is and they all already hate him. Me. Whatever.” Eddie rubs his free hand over his face. “Five months on the road with the band I called ‘washed up before they even got in the water’. I went to church every week my entire life until college and I'm still being punished!”
“First of all, I was the first one to know the real J.P., thank you very much. Second of all,” Patty’s tone shifts into something softer — that voice she uses when she’s trying to beat the loving truth through Eddie’s thick skull. “They do not hate you. They don’t even know you. Why would they invite you on a five-month tour if they thought anything else?” Eddie tugs another loose thread from the comforter and lets it fall to the carpet. Patty’s right, but Eddie’s not about to tell her that again. Turns out, he doesn’t need to. “Listen, kid, I gotta go. Sting wants me doing all the reviews you were supposed to handle, so I'm waist-deep in Indie shit and if I don’t start now, I never will.”
Eddie glances at the alarm clock screwed onto the side table. “I should probably go down there before someone comes looking for me.”
“You’re gonna kill it, kid. And don’t forget to get me Stanley Uris’s autograph!” She sighs, and Eddie knows if he could see her right now she’d be starry-eyed. “God, that line about opening your legs like opening the gates of Eden, oh fuck— ”
“Ugh, gross, I'm hanging up and blocking this number, goodbye forever!”
When he hangs up, Patty’s cackling, and Eddie’s got a smile on too. He shoots off a little ‘thanks pats’ text and pockets his phone with a deep breath.
No time left to hide.
When Eddie steps out of the elevator, he’s met with immediate chaos. Using the little he knows from the information he’d needed to write his review (and the vastness of Patty’s fangirl knowledge), Eddie attempts to match names with faces. Patty’s boy, Stan, is currently piggy-backed on the bassist, Mike, having a slap fight with Beverly Marsh. Beverly, who Eddie actually thinks is one of the most creative drummers he’s ever heard, is held up by the tamborimbo himself, Richie Tozier, and Bill’s standing to the side watching them all fuck around. It’s anyone’s guess who Ben Hanscom even is, as he hadn’t appeared in any of the PR pictures Eddie glanced at for reference, but if he has to pick, it’s the Paul Bunyan look-alike standing at the help-desk talking to the clearly annoyed clerk.
“I'm really sorry about the lamp, it’s their first time on tour and they’re all a little excited.” The man Eddie assumes is Ben slides an envelope across the counter, which the clerk snippily takes. “I'm really, very, sorry.”
“Excuse me— Ben Hanscom?” Eddie interrupts, and the closer he gets to the man, the smaller he feels. The guy is fucking huge; like, Eddie knows he’s short, but this guy’s a mountain of a man. Eddie could probably climb him.
(For a shameless moment, he lets himself imagine it, and then it’s right back to business.)
“Oh! you must be J.P. —” Eddie cuts him off with a frantic sound, and then smiles off Ben’s confused look.
“Edward Kaspbrak. Eddie. Kaspbrak.” Please don’t ruin my secret identity in the first three minutes of this job please, please. Thankfully, Ben seems to read the terrified mantra in Eddie’s eyes, and he nods solemnly.
“Yes, right, Eddie Kaspbrak .” Ben offers up a hand the size of a dinner plate, and when Eddie shakes it, he’s surprised at the softness of his grip. “I'm Ben Hanscom: manager of Shark Puppy, wrangler of idiots.”
“Seems like a tough job,” Eddie laughs, and they both look over to where the slap fight has ended, and the four of them have descended on Bill. Stanley sounds like he’s demanding a rematch; Eddie can practically feel the clerk’s evil gaze on the group.
Ben puts one of his giant hands on Eddie’s shoulder and nods towards the band. “Why don’t we go meet the crew?”
Bev’s the first to separate from the hectic fray, bounding over in the coolest pants Eddie’s seen in the history of, well, ever. “Hey! You must be the journalist guy.” She doesn’t wait for Eddie to offer up his hand, just grabs it with her own and squeezes it with a grin. “I'm Bev. Your shirt’s incredible— I love the nearly-sheer look, very modern.”
“Eddie,” he answers, stomach settling a little as her hand drops away. It feels a lot like the first time he hung out with Patty. “I— thanks.” Eddie wants to compliment her right back, but Mike appears beside Bev looking a little sweaty and entirely eager.
“You said your name is Eddie? I'm Mike!” Mike doesn’t bother with a handshake, opting instead for a firm pat on the shoulder that sends Eddie stumbling forward a step. “I love your album reviews, man. What you said about Strange Desire? It’s like you took my exact feelings and put them into words.”
“I'm B-Bill,” Comes a voice from behind him, and Eddie turns to his left to find a man barely taller than him giving a little wave. “Y-y-yeah, what Mike said.”
“Stanley,” Stan says from his right, and Eddie spins to look feeling… incredibly disoriented. “I hope you brought earplugs— Bill snores.”
“I do n-not!”
It’s all just… overwhelming. They’re all being so kind, so quick to accept him into their lives, and that on its own is enough to make Eddie’s cheeks burn. Here they are, praising his work and complimenting his shirt, all the while Eddie’s got lines from his review on repeat in the back of his head. Bev smiles encouragingly at him, and Eddie thinks about the bit in the article when he said some of their lyrics should be ‘flushed to swim with the fishes.’
“So you’re the one who called me an overgrown twink with no rhythm, huh?” When Richie Tozier first pushes his way into the group of them, all Eddie can look at is the downright horrendous peacock printed Hawaiian shirt he’s got on. He has to actually take a step back in order to look up at Richie without straining something in his fucking neck. Despite the accusatory words, Richie’s wearing a smirk. “Your flirting could use some work.”
Finally, he looks up into the man’s eyes, and thinks he sees a brief flash of… of something. Recognition? Eddie’s too busy trying to shut out the voice in the back of his head that’s whispering oh hot momma to his libido to think about it too hard. Actually, he’s been trying to shut out that voice since he’d met Ben (and Mike, and Bill, and Stan — Bev is gorgeous too, but Eddie plays for one team and one team only) but when Eddie took in Richie’s curls and glasses and underfed-giraffe physique, the voice just gets louder.
Bev gives Richie’s arm a sharp smack without turning her smile from Eddie, but Eddie just stands up a little taller. Honestly, the jab from Richie had felt a whole lot better than the onslaught of kindness from everyone else: suddenly, Eddie feels like he has his footing again.
“Trust me, Mr. Tozier, you’d know if I was flirting, because it wouldn’t be with you.” Eddie sniffs, and Stanley’s eyebrows raise.
“Can we keep him?” he asks flatly, and Bill and Bev both snicker.
Richie, whom Eddie hadn’t been able to look away from yet, looks kind of like he’s seen a ghost and also like he thought that ghost was super hot. “I’d tell you my name so you can scream it later but you clearly already know it.”
“Oh, beep fucking beep, Richie,” Stanley groans. Eddie doesn’t think his face has ever been redder. There’s another insult loaded at the back of his tongue because ew, but there’s a time and place to roast the fuck out of someone and Eddie already did it in a public music review. He shifts his gaze to somewhere — someone — safer, choosing to focus on Ben instead.
“Is it always like this?” he asks, and Ben and Mike both nod sadly. “Great.”
“Alright, enough, Ri-Richie. Leave Eddie alone.” Bill slides his arm around Eddie’s shoulders and Jesus, Eddie never thought of himself as particularly touch-starved until he’d met these people. “Don’t make him write anoth-ther article about you.”
“It was about your music,” Eddie argues under his breath, but his words are lost under Richie’s confusion.
“Your name is Eddie? I thought it was J.P.”
“That’s just my pseudonym,” Eddie says, and why does it feel like he’s coming out of the closet every time he does this? “My name’s Eddie Kaspbrak.”
Richie makes a pained noise. “I think. I am going to go take a shit,” Richie says oddly, and they all watch him walk dazedly away with varying degrees of bewilderment.
“That was weird, right?” Eddie looks at Bev, who looks like she’s trying to put something together. She tucks her short red curls behind her ear and studies Eddie with wide, green eyes.
“Have you two met before?”
“If we had, I wouldn’t have taken this job,” Eddie says, and it’s a joke but the truth remains. Eddie can only thank God that he’s never come in contact with Richie Tozier before today; heart attacks ran in the Kaspbrak family.
Bev makes a small huh sound, and Bill, who still has his arm around Eddie’s shoulders, gives a shrug. “He’ll grow on yuh-you.”
“The only thing Richie grows is fungus where his brain should be,” Stan says, and then laughs at his own joke, which makes Mike laugh, which makes the rest of them laugh too. Eddie watches as these people — these kids, really, that have known each other as long as they could remember — fall apart from nothing more than each other’s joy. As they’re finally calming down, Richie comes out of the bathroom shaking the water from his hands all over the lobby floor and calls out what’s so funny? which sets them off all over again.
Eddie watches them all, lips pulled up subconsciously into a private smile, and thinks (hopes, prays) this might not be the worst way to spend five months of his life.
* jenny slate screaming *
thanks to jack for letting me use "overgrown twink with no rhythm" - i, like richie, never write my own material. anyways, looking forward to the next chapter when something Actually Happens instead of me throwing every worldbuilding detail at you at once!
Chapter 3: bill
“TOPBUNKTOPBUNKTOPBUNK—” Richie’s screams are deafening inside the bus and everyone groans.
“Don’t worry,” Ben says as they shuffle in. “There’s eight beds: no one has to sleep under him.”
and so the tour FINALLY begins. reminder that mickey, jack, and east own my entire heart.
- Los Angeles, California
“— and then he punched Jay in the face because he’s actually really sensitive about the whole thing, so now Noah and Jay aren’t talking, and it’s probably just gonna be me and Mary at lunch for the rest of the semester.” Georgie shrugs, looking far too nonchalant for the ending of that story. Jesus. If Bill misses anything from high school, and if is being used heavy-handed here, if Bill misses anything from high school it’s those cute little milk containers.
“How is Mm-Mary doing by the way?” Bill’s tone is casually casual, in that real casual kind of way. Georgie’s onto him immediately.
“Ugh, you are so lame,” he groans. Bill can’t tell through the pixely screen if Georgie’s blushing or not; bets are on absolutely as an easy blush is a Denbrough gene. Georgie asked Mary out this summer after Bill (ironically, considering his situation with Mike) gave him the push to admit his feelings. Little in the world could compare to the feeling Bill had experienced looking out into the crowd at the last Shark Puppy show before tour and seeing Georgie and Mary sheepishly holding hands. “She’s fine. She’s… well, you know. Same as always. It’s good. It’s really… really good.”
There’s a swell of pride, of love, and Bill smiles at his screen. “Have you asked her to p-prom yet?”
Georgie rolls his eyes. “That’s not until May, dude.” Right. Bill knew that. He sighs. It’s just… ever since things started rolling — like, really rolling, with an agent and a record deal and a tour — Bill feels like he’s completely fallen out of Georgie’s orbit. It’s the end of the first week of senior year and Bill’s having to hear about it over fucking Skype. Logically he knows that he isn’t a bad brother for pursuing this music dream, but the insidious thoughts he lays alone with at night tell him otherwise. “Now please tell me about J.P. Grazer, dude, I'm dying over here. Weren’t you supposed to meet him today? Does he look like an asshole? Did you get him to sign a copy of the Shark Puppy review for me?”
Okay, so Bill wasn’t supposed to tell anyone who J.P. Grazer was — they’d all signed the contracts — and technically he hadn’t. All Georgie knew was that J.P. is on tour with them, despite having written that article. “Yes, no, and I t-told you I'm not doing that.” At least not until Bill gets to know Eddie better; maybe it could be a Christmas gift once Bill gets home. “He’s… he’s really cool, actually. A little sh-shy, I think. Or just overwhelmed by R-Richie.”
Ben had taken the group of them out to the parking lot after they’d caught their breath to show them the tour busses. Yeah, plural. There was no way in hell the six of them, Eddie, and the crew could all fit on one.
“One for crew, one for us. Figured you wouldn’t mind sharing with us, Bev, but—” Ben looked apologetic. “I probably should’ve asked.”
“As long as I'm not in the bunk underneath Richie, I don’t care.” Bev leaned over to Eddie, who had started looking a little pale, and stage-whispered so the rest of the group could hear. “Worst case of sleep farts I've ever encountered.”
“I do not fart in my sleep,” Richie argued. The rest of them, Bill included, had given Eddie a look. Richie absolutely farted in his sleep, and it absolutely smelled. Maybe not as bad as Beverly said, but Bill didn’t say that; Bev had managed to put a smile on Eddie’s face, and there was no point ruining that. “However, I will be taking a top bunk so one of you will have to suffer.”
“If you don’t sleep fart, what’re we suffering for?”
“Thank you for volunteering, Ben!” Richie gave a defeated looking Ben a slap on the back before walking up to the side of the bus and saying “Now how the fuck does this luggage thing open?"
“Wh-which bus is Eddie going to be on?” Bill assumed that Eddie wasn’t a crew member — Eddie was writing about them, not working for them — but Bill also didn’t know if Ben was including Eddie in the us. There was a small thud from the bus, and Bill heard Richie say ‘shit.’
“It’s up to you, Eddie,” Ben said. “There’s an extra bed on both. I didn’t know which one you’d prefer, so…” He trailed off with a shrug, and Eddie bit his lip, eyes switching between the crew bus and where Richie had been yanking at the luggage door. Jesus, Richie.
“Probably— probably your bus, right?” Eddie said. The luggage door of the bus flew open with a loud thwack. Richie waved from where he’d fallen.
“If it’s not broken,” Eddie had added. Then, a little softer, “If you’ll uh— if you’ll have me.” Of course they’d all ensured him immediately that they’d much rather have Eddie than Richie — ‘hey!’
“I think everyone gets overwhelmed by Richie,” Georgie says, breaking Bill from the memory.
“I th-think you’re right,” Bill grins, and Georgie starts to say something else but the door to the hall opens and when Bill turns over his shoulder he sees Mike step inside. “Hey M-Mikey.”
“Hey Mike,” Georgie calls from the laptop, and Mike lets the door fall closed behind him as he comes in beaming. It’s an overwhelming image, and Bill has to turn back to his laptop to keep his sanity.
“Hey Bill,” Mike squats into frame, one hand on the back of Bill’s chair. “Hey Georgie.” Bill’s sweating because Mike’s face is just right there in his space, which isn’t super out of the ordinary, but Bill’s only human and Mike’s like the sun. Then, as quickly as Mike was in his space, Mike’s out of it, towering near the edge of the desk. “I'm gonna shower, that cool?”
“Obviously,” Bill says, which is not cool, but Mike’s still smiling at him, toothy and warm.
“See ya later Georgie,” Mike calls. Bill forces himself to keep his eyes on the screen instead of following Mike’s path to the bathroom. The door snaps shut, there’s a little click, and then Bill can finally breathe.
“So,” Georgie smirks, and Bill flips him off. “How’s that going?”
“I duh-don’t know what you’re talking about.” Bill refuses to acknowledge his feelings out loud— he’ll never confirm or deny anything to anybody. Not Stan, not Georgie, and especially not Mike. “We’re only here fo-or a night, and everybody paired up to sh-share rooms, and I... d-don’t have to explain myself to you.”
“Yeah, okay Bill.”
They talk for a bit longer after that; the first show of the tour is tomorrow, but Bill isn’t sure when the next time they’d both have a free moment is going to be. Eventually, though, Georgie’s yawning; it’s barely 9pm in LA, but in Derry it’s practically a new day, so Bill and his brother say their goodbyes.
“And tell Mrs. M-Murryn I miss her!” Mrs. Murryn, aka Bill’s favorite english teacher (who is he kidding, favorite teacher all around) from highschool and Georgie’s current English teacher.
“She’s not gonna remember you, dude.”
“Just t-tell her,” he insists. Georgie rolls his eyes but nods before they both hang up.
Bill, exhausted, crawls into the bed not currently occupied by a still-wet Mike Hanlon.
“We haven’t even left and I'm already homesick,” Mike says, and he laughs, but Bill senses there’s truth to it. “I miss Mr. Chips, man. It’s barely been two days— how am I supposed to go five months ?” Oh, so it's missing-Mr.-Chips hours, then. Bill had just gotten comfortable, but he gets up and moves to sit next to Mike at the edge of his bed: over Mike’s bare shoulder, Bill sees he’s looking at a picture of the dog in question.
“Did your muh-mom send you that?” Coming from Richie, that might have been a completely different sentence. Mike nods, and swipes so Bill can see the other six she sent along with it. Mike really loves his dog. If Bill were to guess, Mike misses Mr. Chips just about as much as Bill misses his brother. At least Bill can Skype Georgie. Ha. Bill smiles to himself, picturing Mike on a Skype call with his dog.
Good morning Mr. Chips! Who’s a good boy?
“Hey, space cadet.” Mike shoulders Bill gently, shaking him from the vision. “I asked you a question.”
“Wuh-what? Sorry.” Bill looks down, cheeks burning. Damn those Denbrough genes.
Mike doesn’t seem bothered. He never does, but especially never with Bill. “I asked if you were excited. You know, for the tour we’re on? With our band?” He shoulders Bill again and just the contact against Bill’s t-shirt has his skin aflame. “Man, we’re rockstars. Us. I mean, I always knew Richie and Bev would be famous for something, but.” Mike shakes his head, and Bill gets it. “Not me.”
“M-me neither,” Bill says, and he smiles. “I don’t think I could d-do this alone.” When Bill turns, they meet eyes, and Mike’s are fond— soft. Bill basks in it, rolls around like a cat in the sunlight.
“Me neither,” Mike echoes. Bill wishes his mouth wasn’t so cluttered so he could tell Mike it makes sense together and it makes sense with you, but he’d just stumble and jumble it all up, so what's the point? “The Losers stick together, right?” Mike holds up a fist, waits for Bill to finish the motion. “The bullied to the billionaires.”
Bill snorts. They’re nowhere near that famous and probably never will be, but Mike is right about one thing. Bill knocks his fist against Mike’s. “Yeah. Losers s-stick together.”
“TOPBUNKTOPBUNKTOPBUNK—” Richie’s screams are deafening inside the bus and everyone groans.
“Don’t worry,” Ben says as they shuffle in. “There are eight beds: no one has to sleep under him.”
Bill ends up on a bottom bunk across from Mike and Bev; Stan takes the one above Bill, claiming he’s not going to get near the nest of sexual tension down the hall. Bill turns his head, confused. Half of Richie’s torso is hanging off the top bed, face going pink from the bloodrush, and Bill thinks he hears Richie say something about Spiderman kissing. Eddie goes pinker than Richie. Ben’s face is pure misery.
Bill looks up at Bev, who’s also watching them, her eyes narrowed. From under her, Mike asks “Do you think that’s going to be a problem?”
“Depends on whether or not Eddie’s into the whole obnoxiously charming thing,” Stan pipes up, and Bill hears a thump in the hall behind him. He decides not to look.
“Wait, wh-wh-what are you guys talking about?”
“Richie’s flirting with Eddie.”
“Richie flirts with e-e-everyone,” Bill says, which is true. Richie flirts with his own reflection in bar bathroom mirrors.
Bev shoots Stan a look and says, “Yeah, you’re right Bill,” before the subject drops. Okay, weird. Bill shrugs, pulls up Twitter, and scrolls until the bus pulls into the lot of the venue ten minutes later.
The kick-off of the tour starts in LA. Colleen and the other executives had decided to begin there and travel across the country until their final show, right in their hometown of Derry. It’s sentimental, Colleen said at the meeting a few months ago. Your families will love it. There'd been a silent ‘most of our families kinda suck actually’ passed in the expressions of the Losers but, in the end, they’d all decided that it was, in fact, a pretty dope idea.
Colleen said other things too: she’d told them about the lures of sex and drugs and alcohol on tour, about how easy it was to fall into the grips of toxic habits when your whole life was reduced to a bus and your thousands of fans. She talked about the importance of drinking water (Richie) and eating at least kind of well (Richie) and actually getting sleep (Richie) and after she’d targeted Richie’s horrible self-care habits, she’d asked if there was anything PR needed to know.
“Like if any of you are dating— or might, at some point, begin dating — someone else in the band. Just so we can stay on top of things. Ben and I have to make sure we know how to handle any potential tabloid scandals before they even happen.”
“I can tell you right now I'm gonna be getting loads of ass,” Richie informed the room with a dead-pan face. “So prepare for the media swarm over America’s most charming man.”
Once Stan had shut Richie up — the media already swarms over Chris Evans, Richie — Ben admitted he and Bev had dated in high school, but no, they wouldn’t be dating again. If Bill had been paying attention, he might’ve been skeptical about that; he was too busy looking very closely at the conference room table and avoiding Stan’s pointed gaze to think about it, though.
So no, there was no intermingling within Shark Puppy. Just… thoughts of intermingling.
A lot of thoughts.
Once they’re parked, the seven of them file off the bus (Richie jumps from the first stair to the sidewalk, only barely catching himself before he wipes out). The crew is already running around: pushing heavy equipment on overloaded dollys, hooking up audio, rolling out the stage mats, and overall making the band members look completely useless as they stand and watch.
“Maybe we should… help?” Ben looks at them all pointedly, like it’s not really a suggestion.
Richie claps his hands together. “Right-o, captain! C’mon chaps, we’ve got a show to do!” With that, he hooks an arm around Stan’s shoulder and drags him towards the open doors of the backstage, effectively kidnapping him. Bev and Mike decide they’re the strongest and head towards where the rest of the crew is unloading equipment, and before Bill can ask what he should do, Ben’s stepping away to take a call.
“I'm going to be honest here— I have no clue what I'm supposed to be doing.” Bill turns, because oh, yeah, Eddie.
“M-me either,” Bill says, and they share a relieved smile. “Maybe we should ch-check to see if the green room has snacks?”
“That is an outstanding idea,” Eddie agrees, so they both start walking like they have any clue where they’re going.
“So have you ever been to—” Bill starts, at the same time Eddie says “I'm sorry for the—”
“I was juh-just going to ask if you’ve ever been to a concert,” Bill says. “But now that I ask it seems kind of s-stupid.” Asking a music critic if they’d ever been to a concert - Bill’s incredible brain, back and better than ever.
“Do piano recitals at churches count as concerts?” Eddie asks. Bill laughs.
“I g-guess. Do people throw their bras on stage at piano recitals?” And then Eddie laughs too.
“Definitely not.” A pause. “Wait, people throw their bras at you?”
“Ri-Richie only hopes.”
Eddie shakes his head, quietly amused. The backstage area is crowded, buzzing with stressed-out audio people holding cords and a laughing Bev whizzing by on a wardrobe cart pushed by Mike. “No,” Eddie finally admits. “Esteemed music critic J.P. Grazer has never actually been to a real rock concert. Or— Indie? Alternative?” Eddie shrugs. “Your stuff falls into a couple of categories. The point is I…” he sucks in a breath. “Have no idea what to expect tonight.”
“Juh-just don’t stand in the front. Richie and Stan like to encou-cou- they like to start a mosh pit.” Richie on his own could be plenty of trouble, but Stan’s an enabler, which is almost worse.
“Oh god, oh no,” Eddie laughs, a little manic. “I won’t be in the crowd. Are you kidding? Have you seen those floors?” Bill has not, but any place that serves beer and plays live music usually has the sticky concrete to show for it. “I will be sitting off-stage with a drink and a notepad, trying to write…” Eddie trails off, and Bill gets the idea he’s talking more to himself when he does finish the sentence. “Whatever it is I'm supposed to be writing.”
It’s a little disappointing that Eddie won’t be out in the crowd -- the whole point of this is to show Eddie who Shark Puppy really is, right? How can they do that without Eddie actually seeing them perform? Not that Bill would say that. Eddie’s got a job to do, and if Bill’s being honest, Eddie doesn’t seem like the type who’d enjoy being sardined in with a crowd of clammy strangers, so he can’t blame Eddie’s dismissal of the idea.
(It still stings. Bill reminds himself that they only met a day and a half ago, and that there are things about Eddie Bill simply doesn’t know. Yet.)
Bill and Eddie find the door (after dodging Bev whooshing by on the cart again) to the green room and are pleased to find that yes, it does indeed have snacks. Bill’s already got a mouthful of Cheeto Puffs when Eddie finds the courage to say what he’d been trying to earlier.
“I'm sorry for the article,” Eddie blurts out, and Bill’s eyes widen. There are too many Cheetos in his mouth to say anything back: Eddie takes that as an opportunity. “It wasn’t personal — I mean, I guess it was, since it’s your music, but I was just— you know, it’s my job and—” Bill chews harder: he can feel the Cheeto dust packing itself against the roof of his mouth. “I was probably a little harsh, all things considered, especially when I said—” Eddie cuts himself off again. “I just… need you to know I'm sorry?”
“We don’t hate you,” Bill spits out, which is a little blunt, and little bits of Cheeto go flying onto the carpet with the ferocity in which he’d said it, but he needs Eddie to know. “Ri-Richie taped the article to his wall. Seriously.” Eddie stands there, lips parted and eyebrows drawn together like it doesn’t quite make sense. Bill wipes the orange spit from his chin and keeps going. “Some of the things yuh-you said were right. We aren’t perfect. We’ve never d-done any of this before.” Sometimes, Bill still feels like he’ll wake up any minute and find he's still in Derry, working at Staples and watching Mike trim his sheep. Which would still be awesome, of course. “Juh-just, you know. So you know.”
It’s not the most well thought out or comforting thing that Bill’s ever said by a long-shot, but the tension that had been wound in Eddie’s shoulders seems to drop away.
“I— well.” Eddie’s eyes are mostly unreadable when they meet Bill’s. In the midst of it all, Bill thinks he might see relief though— and maybe a bit of hope. “Thanks anyways. For giving me another chance.”
“Thanks for giving Sh-Shark Puppy one, too.” The moment is quiet, and small, and Bill’s glad they’ve sorted this before they all spend five months awkwardly dancing around each other.
“Also you have some spit on your—”
“Yuh-yeah, I can feel it.”
Everything that could go wrong goes wrong.
The lightboard freezes in pre-show, and Alex only has the length of the opening chant to reset it. Luckily, it resets (after an awkwardly long Shark Puppy ooh ha ha opener that, after three minutes, fizzles into confused heckles). Not so luckily, the reset wipes all of the light cues from the board, and Alex has to improv her light mixing through the entire show. It’s something only the band and the crew would notice because Alex is a lighting genius, but the entire experience throws everyone off so bad that Bev yells out WE ARE PUPPY SHARK instead of their actual name. Mike plays the bassline intro to ‘Red Hot Summer’ instead of ‘Rock Fight’ , which jumbles up their whole set order, and, for some reason, Bill’s hands shake so badly the whole show that he doesn’t get through a single song without a mistake. Richie’s horrendously ugly pants slip down as he dances across the stage, and the entire room gets an eyeful of his equally ugly underwear. It’s just… bad.
The only good thing is that the fans still go wild, even in their confusion.
“Should we even bother with an encore?” Stan asks, looking way less sweaty but just as defeated as the rest of them. The crowd chants, deafening even from backstage. Encore, encore, encore.
“You can’t quit now,” Eddie scoffs. He's standing away from the rest of them, face unreadable and arms crossed protectively over his chest. He takes a little step forward. “The concert might’ve sucked, but—” Eddie’s eyes find Richie’s first, and then Bev’s, and Mike’s and Stan’s and Ben’s, and finally Bill’s before he looks off towards the stage. “This is your second chance, right? you can’t start a tour out by giving up.”
Encore, encore, encore.
“Now that’s the fuckin’ spirit, Eds!” Richie says, and Bill watches Eddie’s face twist with disgust as Richie pulls him in for a (very, very sweaty) one-armed hug. It’s unclear if Richie hears the don’t call me eds when Eddie squirms out of his grip because he’s already joining the crowd’s cheers. “Encore! encore! encore!”
Bev joins in. “Encore! encore! encore!” and Ben, too, and Mike. Bill and Stan stare at each other, Bill with the biggest, cheesiest smile his body can muster, until Stan’s grinning too.
Richie doesn’t wait for a verbal confirmation, just sprints toward the darkened stage screaming “Shark Puppy!” and sends the entire audience into a fit.
“Shark Puppy,” the rest of them scream, and they run on to join Richie, leaving Ben and Eddie to watch from the side-lines.
They kill their encore. Like, kill it. It's easily their best performance of ‘Blood Oath’ and ‘I Wear Glasses’ ever. The crowd screamed for a good five minutes after they’d left the stage for good, only stopping when Alex brought up the house lights and the crew began packing it all in. If Eddie hadn’t said something, they might not have even gone back out.
Thank god for second chances, Bill thinks.
After the show, Richie’s desperate to get drunk (and so are the rest of them) but Ben corrales them onto the bus because they have to leave within the hour to make it to the next town before their show tomorrow.
“Then I'm getting drunk on the bus, and no one can stop me.”
Richie does not get drunk on the bus. None of them do. A wave of exhaustion, hidden under the nerves and exhilaration of the evening, hits all of them like a punch to the face. Richie passes out fully dressed with one leg hanging off the bed before the bus is even moving. Mike has to forcefully drag Stan (and his Sharpie) away from Richie’s sleeping face. By the time they pull out of the parking lot, just about everyone is in bed on their way to dream town. Just about.
“H-hey,” Bill says to Eddie, who’s sitting in the little breakfast nook and staring at his notepad. It’s blank. “B-burning the midnight oil?” Bill doesn’t even know what that means. His dad used to say it a lot when he’d come in and find Bill hunched over his desk past bedtime, so Bill can only assume he’s using the phrase correctly.
“Kind of,” Eddie says, smiling tightly. He doesn’t elaborate; Bill doesn’t ask.
“I'm wiped, so I'm g-gonna—” Bill motions vaguely towards the back of the bus where the rest of his friends are sleeping. Eddie nods. “But thanks. For earlier.”
Eddie shrugs. “You guys would’ve gone out anyway.”
“M-maybe. But we probably would’ve sucked again.”
“Maybe.” Eddie doesn’t seem inclined to take credit where credit’s due. Bill tries not to push it; there’s something growing here, something that looks an awful lot like friendship and trust and Bill refuses to tread all over it.
“G-get some sleep. Ri-Richie’s a handful in the morning,” Bill says eventually. Before he can stop himself he reaches out and ruffles Eddie’s hair. It’s a gesture that probably would’ve been more appropriate for Richie, or Georgie, if Eddie’s odd look is anything to go by, but Bill’s never been good at keeping himself from showing people he cares. A boy with a heart too big for his chest. “Guh-goodnight.”
“Uh— yeah, goodnight Bill.”
So Bill heads to bed, leaving a lost-looking Eddie alone with his blank notepad.
Chapter 4: eddie
Playing the first note is like hacking into a dormant part of his brain. His fingers start moving before Eddie even has the thought to make them move, an eager portamento from low to high filling the room with bellowing sound. Maybe Zuz turned the volume up too high — whatever, it isn’t Eddie’s problem. Without Johaness here to reprimand him, Eddie cracks his knuckles; fuck a warm up, Eddie wants to play. So he does.
- On the road...
Eddie stares down at his notebook. A full two weeks of the tour has passed and Eddie still hasn’t written a fucking thing. Granted, not much has actually happened (aside from the, you know, concerts or whatever), but still. Eddie feels like he should be writing… something. Right?
Well, okay, his notepad isn’t completely blank: there’s a couple of scribbles from when he sits back stage and tries to look busy, avoiding the questioning looks and poorly-disguised whispers from the crew. The only people who know explicitly who Eddie is and why he’s on the road with them are the band and whatever higher-ups that brought him here: to the rest of the people on this tour, he's a lump of a man sitting on a stool and staying as far away from the action as he can. Not like he's actively avoiding talking to people or anything, he's just. You know.
Actively avoiding talking to people.
Eddie is trying, okay, he is, but there isn’t much to watch, not really. Since none of them have ever done anything like this (except Richie, who’d apparently trekked Europe with nothing but a backpack and a strong drive to meet as many beautiful people as he could), most of the first week had been spent sleeping, eating, and performing; no one had the energy to do much more than get off the bus and get back on. They’re all, Eddie included, just trying to find some sort of rhythm — to memorize the moves and perfect the dance.
Actually, okay, there’s more than just scribbles. There are little notes, little observations from the sidelines where Eddie has begun to make his place.
- tour bus toilet is for pee only!!! thanks richie!!!
- mike hanlon - pancakes. insomnia.
The tour bus has a small kitchen that, for the most part, sits unused. Fast food is easier, and the green rooms at venues usually came magically stocked with whatever snacks the band might be craving at that moment (Eddie has a feeling that has to do a lot with Ben’s foresight, but hearing Bill say ‘this one has Cheeto Puffs too!’ before every show hasn’t gotten old yet). Once, though, Eddie woke after a violent speed bump in the middle of the night and smelled burnt sugar from the front of the bus. Balanced precariously at the edge of his top-bunk, Eddie pushed the separation slider open just enough to peek out, only to see Mike standing alone in a pair of boxers eating fresh pancakes straight from the pan. Eddie only let himself creep for a few seconds (it felt like a private moment between Mike and his comfort food) but Mike caught his eye in the dim light anyway and gave him a little wink. The slider had closed quickly in Eddie’s surprise which disturbed Richie on the bunk across from him, and Eddie flipped over so fast he hit his head against the wall just so Richie wouldn’t catch him awake.
- bill and mike… ? hm.
- AUDIO EQUIPMENT IS NOT FURNITURE
- ben hanscom - a lot of plaid. loves emma watson?
Sometimes Eddie would catch Ben smiling at his phone like he’d just gotten a particularly sweet text, and Eddie would very casually shift to see what he was looking at. When it wasn’t the weird meme Richie had mass emailed on tour (a group that Eddie had somehow been inserted into, despite never giving Richie his email), it was, almost always, that picture of Emma Watson he used as a lockscreen. Which was… a little odd, if Eddie was being honest, but there had also been a small portion of his life where he’d hidden a picture of Bill Hader between his bed frame and mattress just to stare at sometimes, so he never made comments.
- need to find laundromat soon..
- stan ‘the man’ uris - unclear why they call him the man. very clear why patty fangirls.
Eddie still hasn’t come around to the idea of standing out in the crowd for a show. (He will eventually. Probably. He’ll get there, okay?) He has, at least, moved up from just listening to actually watching from the sidelines. Richie is usually where his eyes are drawn to first (just because he moves around so much, and hits the tambourine very obnoxiously, and his clothes are really ugly and loud and hard to look away from, and that’s it), but watching Stan is a whole other experience. Usually, Eddie can only see half of his face, which is still enough to show Stan’s quietly captivating presence on stage. Eddie wonders if the audience can see the extent of his facial expressions from where they stand, and knows that if they can’t, they’re missing out on some of the best reactions to some of the worst jokes (usually from Richie).
- new headphones (noise cancelling) (sorry ben)
- bill and mike ????????????????
beverlybev marsh knows EVERYTHING
There is simply no way for over ten years of history between six people to be explained in a day (or even a full five months, really, with all the intricacies and secrets of six separate lives entwined) but that doesn’t stop Bev from trying, or Eddie from listening. On their way to Northern California, Bev crawled up into Eddie’s bunk with two bags of Twizzlers and more information than Eddie knew what to do with. Stanley’s Jewish and Richie’s supposed to be; yes, really, Ben used to be shorter than me and Mike plays harmonica to lull his sheep to sleep; last year Bill choked on a corndog and he still won’t quit talking with his mouth full and just because I have a fashion degree doesn’t mean I can’t wear something - I just have to wear it better than anyone else. Between Stanley’s heart-boner for birds and the fact Shark Puppy’s song ‘Silver’ is actually about Bill’s fucking childhood bike, Eddie felt like his head was going to explode. Then Bev, as observant as she is kind, had tapped his nose with the end of her Twizzler and asked him if he’d noticed the sexual tension between Bill and Mike yet.
“So they aren’t fucking?”
“Only with their eyes.”
“But Mike is clearly— Bill is clearly— ”
“Yep,” Bev said, fond exasperation written all over her face as she shoved two entire Twizzlers in her mouth. “Clearly stupid .”
When the separation slider opened two hours later and Ben came in, he’d taken one worried look at Bev and Eddie collapsed in tearful laughter on top of empty candy bags and said “Oh, I don’t like this at all .”
- bev and patty should Never meet (for safety of eddie kaspbraks everywhere)
- don’t play bruce springsteen around richie unless prepared for an impromptu serenade
- do Not touch stan’s oreos
Bill had taken the blame for that. Eddie finished off the package in the morning and in the afternoon Stan came stomping into the green room, empty Oreo package waving around like it was his goddamn 95 theses.
“Who ate the last of my Oreos? Who fucking did it?”
Bill had snorted, actually — had looked at Stan and said “Who’s still st-stu-stupid enough to eat Stan’s Or— ” but then his eyes had fallen on Eddie’s horrified expression. “It was m-me,” Bill rephrased.
Stan lowered the package, eyes narrowed like he didn’t quite believe him. “Billiam,” Stan sniffed, and then dropped the empty package in front of Bill. “You have disappointed me.” With one last hard look and a slow shake of his head, Stan turned on his heel and walked out.
“I didn’t realize it was going to be such a big deal,” Eddie breathed once Stan had left. The color started to return to his face. “Thanks, Bill. Though he seemed to take it pretty well from you.”
“Oh no, suh-something very bad is going to happen to me,” Bill said, but he didn’t look scared — defeated, maybe, like resistance was futile. “Ri-Richie woke up to half an eyebrow missing when he ate the l-last of Stan’s stash in m-middle school.” Eddie’s eyes widened. If Bill woke up without an eyebrow, Eddie would have to live with knowing that the shitstorm over Denbrough’s new punk look would be completely his fault. All Eddie had wanted was a nice snack, and there had only been two left (and it’s not like Stan’s name had been on them!!!), and now Bill’s eyebrows were on trial. Eddie took a slow, centering sip of kombucha.
“Sorry,” Mike had said after a few moments of quiet, and he stood up to grab the discarded package. “It’s just gonna bother me if I don’t throw this away.”
- richie voice count: british, radio announcer, old lady (just awful), a butler (supposed to be different from british - isn’t),
- richie: tells people he takes his coffee black and then orders mocha frappes from starbucks
- there is, apparently, no print that is too gaudy for richie’s stupid hawaiian shirts
The longer Eddie looks at his notes, the more he realizes how often he’s scribbled something down about Richie. Eddie peeks up over the top of his notepad. Across from him, Richie’s bed is empty. Sometimes, when Eddie sits on his phone before a show, he can feel eyes on the back of his neck. Sometimes he can feel them when he’s sitting in the breakfast nook while the band sits around in silence waking up together. When Eddie’s curled up in the sheets after the rush of a concert or another long day of travel he can feel them then, too. Every time Eddie turns to the source, though, Richie’s looking at something, someone else.
And every time, Eddie feels a flame ignite beneath his skin.
He closes his notebook with a snap. That’s enough of that for now.
- Portland, Oregon
The venue is almost completely empty. Getting to Portland early means that most people have scattered into the city to explore and find the best food spots. Eddie had almost gone to find a decent Thai place, but on his way out, he’d spotted Stan’s keyboard. It’d been so long since he played that his fingers ached with the urge. When Bev asked if he was coming with them to get food, he turned her down and wandered around until the rest of the crew left, too.
“They gone?” he asks Zuzanna, the audio head. She always wears this headband with two plastic shark-heads attached to springs that bounce around when she walks. They don’t sell those at the merch tables, which means she made it herself.
Eddie likes her a lot.
“Yessir! Piano’s all hooked up and ready for a good poundin’!” Zuzanna smiles brightly. The phrasing is part of her charm. “Whenever you’re done just send me a text and I'll shut it down.”
“But I don’t have your— ”
“Oh, right! Silly me! Here, put your name in and send yourself a little somethin’-somethin’.” Zuzanna hands Eddie her phone. Her sharks bob back and forth in the wind as he punches in his number and sends himself a little wave emoji. There’s a vibration in his back pocket.
“Got it. Thanks, Zuzanna.”
“Call me Zuz!” she says, and then lights up a blunt. Eddie walks inside.
Stepping out onto the stage makes Eddie’s stomach flip. There’s no audience, no stage lights, and yet… Eddie still has the feeling he’s being watched. He shakes it off: it’s just a stage. He’s performed at recitals before. Nothing new, right?
Stanley’s keyboard is immaculately clean. There’s no dirt crowded in between keys, or dust around the buttons. There’s a single bi pride sticker attached to the plastic at the top, but past that, it’s cleaner than the piano at Nana’s house. Eddie’s lips thin. Someday he will be able to look at a piano and not think about Nana at all. Gingerly, Eddie sits and places his fingers on the keys.
How long has it been since he’s sat down and played? A year, at least. Since college, if he has to answer. With practice rooms lining the music hallways there was never a shortage of accessible pianos. Whenever Eddie was bored or practicing or (a few times) drunk, he could just go down to the arts building and play whatever the fuck he wanted until four in the morning. There’s no keyboard in his and Patty’s apartment — it’s simply too small — and even if there was one he’d never get to play it; not with Pitchfork consuming his time and energy like a goddamn life-force vacuum.
Playing the first note is like hacking into a dormant part of his brain. His fingers start moving before Eddie even has the thought to make them move, an eager portamento from low to high filling the room with bellowing sound. Maybe Zuz turned the volume up too high — whatever, it isn’t Eddie’s problem. Without Johaness here to reprimand him, Eddie cracks his knuckles; fuck a warm-up, Eddie wants to play. So he does.
Eddie’s fingers fly across the keys and the sound of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata hits the room at full speed. Not the first movement - yeah, sure, the first is beautiful yada yada yada, but god, the third? To be frank, it's one of music’s most thrilling fucking creations. As opposed to the tranquil (sleep-inducing) opening of the song, the third movement feels like Eddie’s doing goddamn finger gymnastics. The music’s a flurry of arpeggios and high-energy sforzando notes that honestly had taken Eddie’s breath away the first time he heard it. Of all the songs he’d had to memorize — and there had been a lot of songs he’d had to memorize — Eddie never felt more at home than sitting in the middle of Moonlight Sonata ’s end.
It’s been too long since he’s played (and even longer since he’s played on a keyboard) so his fingers keep sliding onto the wrong notes (prompting him to swear under his breath) and he falls off rhythm a few times (maybe he should’ve warmed up), but the further he gets into the song the more at-home he feels.
“Jesus fuck,” he says, and “shitting fuck” and “fuck” and “god fucking damn it” and “fucker” and “mother fucking fucker fuck” until it’s a melody of its own, layered over the pounding rhythm. Eddie’s never seen himself play, but he thinks he probably looks like a truly chaotic madman right now. He couldn’t be happier.
All at once, with a sprinting arpeggio and an exorbitantly dramatic flourish, the song is finished. Eddie smiles privately as something inside him finally balances.
“That was fucking incredible,” comes a voice from behind him, and Eddie screams so loud it echoes.
Seeing Richie standing there (in his stupid clothes with his stupid hair) is as unsurprising as it is unwelcome. “What the fuck?! How long have you been standing there?”
“Long enough to hear your remix of Moonlight Sonata,” Richie grins, not looking apologetic in the slightest. “I don’t know why no one’s thought of adding expletives to the classical genre before.”
“Fuck you,” Eddie says, and he turns back to the keys so no one but God can see his pink cheeks. “It’s been a long time.”
“I'm gonna be honest,” Richie starts. To Eddie’s horror, he sits on the bench beside him. The small, suddenly very crowded bench. “I didn’t know you could play at all. Kinda thought music critics were like gym teachers, you know? Can’t actually play, so they teach?”
“That is offensive to music critics everywhere,” Eddie retorts. Stan’s keyboard really is so pretty. Eddie stares down at it, looking very studiously at the bi flag sticker because it’s nice to look at and not because he’s avoiding looking up at Richie. “I can’t believe you’d compare us to gym teachers.”
“Oh ho! Good one, Eds,” Richie laughs, and Eddie starts to say don’t call me Eds but Richie keeps talking. “Funny and talented fingers. Killer combo.”
Somehow, Eddie’s cheeks burn brighter. Finally, he looks over, eyebrows set flat and annoyed.
“Thank you. I try,” Richie says, that stupid grin still on his stupid face. His eyes are big and green and really fucking round under the magnification of his thick-lensed glasses and Eddie doesn’t realize he’s getting lost in them until it’s too late. Richie’s arm bumps against Eddie’s when it moves, snapping him out of it. “You know, I can play the piano, too.”
“Yep,” Richie says. Eddie can’t tell if he’s going for British or butler right now. “I reckon I'm not quite as good as you, ol’ chap,” definitely British. “But I can give you a run for your money.”
“Well, if you’re so confident,” Eddie shifts minutely like he’s making room for Richie at the piano, but their thighs are still pressed together — burning. “Please, show me your ways.”
“As you wish.” Long fingers (and god, were they long, and oddly spindly - all bone and skin - but apparently Eddie is fucking into that) hover over the keys. When Eddie looks up, Richie’s eyes are closed in concentration; it kind of sounds like he’s humming. The whole thing is very dramatic and very, very Richie. “Tell me if you recognize this one: it’s a little underground.”
When Richie starts the first notes of ‘Heart and Soul,’ Eddie gets up.
“No, no, no, stop, not allowed, fuck you,” he states, and he tries to walk away but Richie calls after him, still playing.
“Ah, c’mon, Eddie! Duet with me!”
“This is a once in a lifetime opportunity—”
Reflexively, Eddie’s hands go to his hips. “Do you understand how many times I've had to hear little assholes tell me ‘Oh! I cAn pLaY PiAno tOO!’ and then butcher that overplayed melody? That’s not even how the real song goes!” Eddie huffs. When he looks at Richie, the man has stopped playing and is now mirroring his pose with an exaggerated pout. Eddie drops his hands. “No.”
“Please?” A deep part of Eddie (the one that also thinks Richie’s eyes are pretty and his face is nice to look at)… kind of wants to. “Aren’t you supposed to be writing an article on the creation and collaboration of music in Shark Puppy? What better way than to sit down with one of the songwriters? I'm basically doing your job for you.”
“By forcing me to duet ‘Heart and Soul?’ ”
“Exactly,” Richie says, and he’s still fucking pouting. Without looking, Richie moves a hand to the keyboard and begins playing the lower accompaniment. Eddie, who never really learned to follow through with his no’s, sits back down and reluctantly joins Richie with the melody.
They play through it twice before Eddie groans. “This song still sucks.”
“You’re right,” Richie nods, and there’s a little glint of mischief behind the rims of his glasses. “Hey, why don’t we swap parts? I'm uh,” Richie flips his curls. “More of a melody guy anyways.”
Holding back an eye roll (and a smile) Eddie wordlessly swaps to the bass line. By the time he’s dropped his hand down the keys, it’s too late to understand the ramifications: Richie’s arm crosses over his to hit the higher notes, and their skin brushes with every little movement. God, Patty would have a field day if she could see this. One of the most romantic moments of his life and he’s playing the most abhorrent song in the world with someone who regularly wears socks with ‘stocks.
Not that it’s actually a romantic moment or anything: not only does Eddie have 0 feelings for Richie whatsoever, he also can’t. Mr. Sting had been very clear that if he found out about any kind of canoodling between Eddie and his new co-workers (i.e any member of Shark Puppy or their crew), Eddie would lose his job.
“You wouldn’t fuck me, right? So don’t fuck Shark Puppy. The end.”
Eddie still isn’t sure what the point of that threat had been, but Sting is fucking scary, so Eddie listened.
He’s so caught up in the warmth of Richie’s arm just barely pressed against his own, Eddie misses exactly when Richie starts to change things up. Before, Richie had been clumsily attacking the notes of the song like they owed him money: now, Eddie can recognize the correct positioning of his hands, the proper way his fingers slide off each key. And he isn’t just playing the ‘Heart and Soul’ melody anymore — the tune is shifting into something Eddie vaguely recognizes.
“Is th— is this the theme from Super Mario Brothers?” Richie doesn’t say anything; his smile is telling enough. Eddie’s still playing somehow, even as he watches Richie’s movements get more and more intricate, hands jumping across the keys in a weird, jazzy mash-up of the song. And then it’s changing again, melting into something new. Three chords in, Eddie’s fingers slip with his silent laughter. It’s the fucking Wii music. The Mii channel theme song bounces out of the keyboard fruitily until Eddie pulls his hand away completely because he’s laughing too hard to keep it up anymore. Richie doesn’t miss a beat.
The melody continues to change: an Adele song, and ‘Dancing Queen’, and a few more that Eddie can’t place at all. (Eddie’s face fills with shame when he realizes that Richie’s begun playing ‘Heart and Soul’ from Camp Rock 2: the only good thing about the experience is knowing Richie must have seen the movie too). And Eddie... Eddie can’t look away. The creativity with which Richie plays makes up for the lack of technical perfection — maybe Johaness would be rolling in his metaphorical grave, but Eddie can’t be anything but awed. Richie throws his entire body into playing — just as he does with his tambourine or his singing — to the point that the keyboard stand rattles with enthusiasm. As the music filling the room slows, Eddie’s eyes move (with difficulty) from Richie’s hands to his face.
Distantly, Eddie recognizes that Richie’s actually playing the real version now, the Hoagy Carmichael original. Maybe he should make a comment, say something snarky about how Richie had finally figured out how to play it, but… there’s a softness to Richie’s face as he plays, this little echo of a smile on all his features. In a way that shouldn’t be possible for a man who’d just obnoxiously played different versions of ‘Heart and Soul’ for five minutes, Richie looks… almost angelic. Before Eddie has the chance to look away, Richie ends the song with a trill and a chord.
“An audience is supposed to clap when a performance is finished,” Richie says. Eddie doesn’t clap. He also doesn’t look away. Richie’s words may have been pompous, but his eyes are locked with Eddie’s like he can’t look away either.
There are a hundred different questions at the tip of Eddie’s tongue. Where’d you learn to play like that? How do you let yourself go enough to improvise? Can you teach me? Why did no one tell me you could play anything other than tambourine? Did you watch Camp Rock on purpose or did it come on and you were too high to change the channel? Eddie doesn’t ask any of these questions. “Weren’t you supposed to be getting shawarma with Bev?”
“I was,” Richie admits, and the corner of his mouth pulls up, just a little. “But I thought it’d be more fun to bother you.” Briefly, Eddie entertains flinging himself off the balcony seating. It’d be quick; might not kill him, but it’d give him the broken bones he’d need to get the fuck away from this tour. “Plus she said she’d bring me some falafel back, so.”
“Well, you did it. You bothered me.” The Patty that lived in the back of Eddie’s head calls out in more ways than one! “Congratulations.”
“How come you never told us you can play the piano?”
“I—” Eddie’s mouth opens as he searches for words — for a reason. “I guess it never really came up.”
Richie makes a fart noise. “You’re on tour with a bunch of musicians and the fact you can just whip out the third movement of Moonlight Sonata like that just… never came up?” Curls fall into his face when Richie shakes his head, and he pushes them back with one big hand. “That’s bologna if I ever heard it, Eds.”
“Don’t call me Eds,” is the first thing out of Eddie’s mouth, which makes Richie open his like he’s going to speak again, so Eddie keeps talking. “Why would it matter anyway? I'm not in the band. I'm just writing about it.”
“What? Who cares about that?” Richie turns, awkwardly flinging one gangly leg over the side of the bench so he can look at Eddie fully. It’s a lot to handle. “The second Bill finds out you can play he’s going to call an emergency band jam to order. I bet you a billion million dollars that I'll mention one thing about you playing piano and Bill will lose his shit, and then demand we all get fucked up together and write a song.” Green eyes soften as Richie speaks about Bill (in that fond way people tended to talk about those they’ve loved for many years). “All that kid wants to do is make music with his friends. Doesn’t even matter if it’s good. It will be good though,” Richie affirms. “Because it’s him, and the rest of us, and you.”
Eddie’s still stuck on that word — friends. Like Bill — and Richie, and maybe the rest of them — considered him more than just the kid trailing after with his notebook.
“I hate to break it to you,” Eddie says eventually, “but I don’t really— I don’t jam. I… I perform.”
Richie’s cackle is immediate and powerful. “You— I'm sorry, that just— you sound so pretenti—” Eddie pushes Richie’s shoulder, hard, because yeah okay it sounded a little pretentious, but it's true! Ten years of classical training and ruler-slapped knuckles for mistakes didn’t give Eddie a lot of time to (as oxymoronic as it was) practice his improv.
“Oh fuck you, you know what I meant.”
Richie, holding back his laughs, straightens up and tips his nose. “I'm Eddie Kaspbrak. I don’t jam… I perform.” Then he’s collapsing into laughter again and Eddie can’t decide if he’s going to push Richie again or laugh along too. So he does both.
They’re still laughing when Zuzanna comes in, shark heads bobbing as she walks. “Hey guys, time to get lost. We gotta finish setting audio up. There’s a performance tonight!”
Richie loses it all over again.
Eddie stomps back to the bus, biting his cheek to keep himself from being amused, and leaves a confused looking Zuzanna to deal with Richie’s shaking form against the keyboard.
da Boss (1:07am)
I cannot BELIEVE you have a crush on Richie
literally just finished telling you how annoying he is?? but okay
da Boss (1:07am)
Mhm… why don’t you scroll back through our conversations since you started this tour :) Maybe you’ll find some patterns :) About how you talk about certain people :) And how often!!
i DO NOT have a crush on richie
you’re reading too deep into my complaints
da Boss (1:09am)
Tell me again how complaining about his pretty eyes and smile mean you DON’T think he’s hot
thinking someone is hot is WAY different than having a crush
like, yeah, objectively richies cute
like he’s nice to look at! i won’t deny that!
and I'm not the only one who thinks that!!! there are tons of accounts on twitter saying the same thing.
actually they say a lot worse.
someone tweeted him ‘give me full-body rug burn’ which, imo, is a little much, but it proves that i am not the only one thinking richie tozier is hot!!
pats?? did you pass out??
A few minutes pass, and Patty doesn’t answer. Fuck. Eddie drops his phone to the mattress. It’s probably for the best — it’s already almost half three in the morning in Chicago, and Patty might have the weekend off, but that doesn’t mean she’s going to stay up forever just for him. Eddie sighs. Guess it's just him and his old pal insomnia tonight.
shouldn’t u be asleep
Eddie’s brow furrows. Who the fuck?
[picture image: an entirely unflattering angle of Richies face — mostly his nostrils — lit by his phone screen]
Eddie snorts. Wait. How did Richie get his number? Eddie supposes he could just roll over and whisper to Richie across the walkway, but that would mean actually talking to him.
don’t b mad at zuz but i may or may not have used her as a ploy
The dammit Zuzanna thought is interrupted by another, heavier one. Richie wanted his number. Probably as a… a purely friendly thing, right? It’s just friendship. Richie wants to be Eddie’s friend, like he’d said earlier, and Eddie wants to be his.
Eddie continues to beat that into his head like a square peg into a circular hole as he programs Richie into his contacts.
i'm trying to sleep
u were just on twitter
wait stop looking at my fucking phone screen
Eddie huddles even further into the corner of his bunk.
where’d u learn to play like that?
i know u don’t “jam” but dude you DO. u fucked that beethoven up
in a good way
[picture message: ‘alright then, keep your secrets’ screengrab from lord of the rings]
ten years of private lessons twice a week and mandatory 2 hours of practice daily
followed by 4 years of private lessons twice a month and a much looser practice schedule
you made it there eventually
ur parents must be crazy to make u practice like that
Your parents must be crazy to make you practice like that. Eddie stares hard at his phone screen. It’s not like Richie knows, he couldn't have; Eddie just has no fucking clue what to say. ‘Yeah well when the only thing your grandma seems to love about you is your ability to play piano you tend to throw your whole self into it’ seems like a bit much. ‘Both my parents are dead’ isn’t any better.
da Boss (1:38am)
So sorry for disappearing. I had to have a small freakout because STANLEY URIS FOLLOWED ME ON INSTAGRAM
da Boss (1:38am)
And then HE SENT ME A DM????????
da Boss (1:38am)
And now WE ARE DMING??? PRESENT TENSE!!!
After Eddie’s brain catches up, he grins down at his phone.
he followed me a few days ago
maybe he saw all my pictures of you and fell in love ;);)
da Boss (1:40am)
Please don’t get my hopes up Edward PLEASE
da Boss (1:40am)
He sent me a message about my Planet Earth soundtrack breakdown and told me I was a genius
sorry if that was too much idk your parents
da Boss (1:40am)
Now we’re talking about our favorite nature docs, Eddie I am going to kiss you when you return
Eddie (1:41am) to DA BOSS
everyone says beep beep richie when my jokes arent funny
da Boss (1:42am)
Don’t worry babe. Metaphorical kiss. If I can swing it, these lips will only ever be used for kissing Stan :)
da Boss (1:42am)
I'm going to bed so that I don’t say anything I don’t mean to in my sleep-deprived state. Goodnight, good luck with your crush on Richie, call me tomorrow xx
not that i have ever made a single unfunny joke in my entire life
Eddie (1:44am) to DA BOSS
I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON RICHIE
Eddie (1:44am) to Richie
no, my parents were crazy, you’re right
Eddie (1:44am) to Richie
but on the bright side i can play almost any of the top twenty most played classical pieces off the top of my head
Eddie (1:44am) to Richie
and i work for pitchfork now so how bad can it be?
If Richie picks up on the past tense in Eddie’s text, he doesn’t say anything about it, and Eddie’s grateful for that. It isn’t that Eddie’s opposed to talking about it — he and Bev had circled the tip of the iceberg a few times, apparently sharing similar pasts — but over text at two in the morning didn’t strike Eddie as the right time.
ya that shits cool and all but theres an even bigger, better bright side
what, that i'm on tour with shark puppy?
the bright side is that all of ur piano training resulted in u sleeping directly across from the world’s sexiest musician :)
Fuck it, Eddie thinks, and turns over in bed to flip Richie off for real. It’s dark so dark Eddie can hardly see the long outline of the singer’s body under the sheets, but Richie brings his phone closer to his face so Eddie can just barely see the little wink he sends across the way. Flustered, Eddie throws a spare pillow across the gap to smack Richie in the face and flips back over.
actually Mike is down the hall
goodnite eds :))
Eddie wakes up to find his pillow has been returned and that it now smells strongly of Richie’s stupid strawberry shampoo.
thanks again east, mickey, n jack for making my life better.
please know that eddie's hatred for heart and soul comes from a very real place and that place is my piano-teacher-grandmother's soul.
(fyi all of your comments make my heart go bump bump in the night, i have so much love for all of u.)
Chapter 5: bill
“Are— are you seriously asking me what’s wrong with those shoes?” Bev looks at Bill like he’s grown a second head— or like a woman with a fashion degree and, you know, eyes. “Eddie saw those and laughed so hard he had to use his inhaler.”
“You mean that wasn’t an asthma attack?”
this chapter is completely dedicated to colen. come get y'all [hanbrough] juice!
PSA the rating of this fic is being changed to E but there wont be explicit content for another few chapters. just keepin y'all on your toes!
here's the art that inspired the picture i reference in the first paragraph, & here's the pinterest if you missed last time (with a new section!). also, this chapter contains a recreational weed use/high characters!
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Bill stares at the bottom of Stan’s bunk. There’s pictures taped up - something to look at as he drifts to sleep every night. A picture of Georgie, arm around his girlfriend and face lit up with a laugh; a promotional picture of the band taken at the start of the tour, all of them (Ben too) dressed in suits and squished onto a playground slide; a candid Bev snapped when Bill passed out against Mike’s side after a particularly long night; there's even one of Eddie screaming as Richie jumper-cabled him backstage. It’s a collection of all his friends - his people - watching over him.
Except now all of their faces are covered with a picture of Bill mid-sneeze.
There’s a note too — I'm coming for you, Bill — written on a post-it that’s been cut into a heart shape. It’s threatening, yes, but only because he knows Stan isn’t finished yet. Bill sighs.
“Shouldn’t have eaten his Oreos,” Bev says from her bunk where she’s laying on her stomach, flipping idly through a magazine. “You know that’s a death sentence.”
“I d- didn’t eat them,” Bill groans, crawling out from his covers to make sure Stan’s gone. The bed’s empty, like Bill knew it’d be; Stan has always been an early riser, even with the late nights of the tour, and for the past few weeks he’s been getting up even earlier to sit in the kitchenette on his phone. “I was c-c-covering for Eddie.”
Bev turns, gives him a knowing smile. “You Big-Billed Eddie, huh?”
“Stan would’ve k-killed him.”
“I dunno,” Bev says, and her gaze moves down the hall to where Bill can faintly hear Eddie and Richie arguing. “I think he could’ve handled it.” She’s probably right, and Bill knows it: ever since Portland, an entirely new side of Eddie has started to appear: like the city cracked his shell and exposed a firecracker within. There’s still hesitancy, obviously, and Bill can’t blame him for that, but whatever shield Eddie has been holding up between himself and the members of Shark Puppy is crumbling a little bit more every day. Bill isn’t sure what had changed, but he likes to think it was probably him.
“If someone’s going to luh-lose an eyebrow, I’d rather it be m-me than him.”
“As fair as that is, you can’t be eyebrowless and wear those toe-shoes. You’d be laughed off the stage every show.”
Bill’s eyebrows furrow. “Wuh-what’s that supposed to mean? What’s wrong with my Fivefinger sh-shoes?” Bill loves those shoes. They’re new, only purchased last week when Stan had used a pair of cooking tongs to pitch Bill’s old Converse out the bus window after claiming they ‘smelled like Richie when he didn’t shower for a month’.
“It was a dare!” Richie had said frantically, eyes darting to Eddie.
“No one dared you to do that, Richie!” Stan yelled, Bill’s shoes still held out the window with the tongs. “We were all just sitting there and you said ‘who bets I can go a month without showering’ and then didn’t wait for an answer!”
“They d-don’t smell that bad,” Bill said, attempting to wriggle out of where Mike — et tu, Brute? — was holding him back. “Stan, please, those are m-my only shoes!”
“I'm doing this for your own good. And for the nostrils of everyone on this bus.” And then he’d let go, leaving Bill’s shoes on the side of some road in Utah, never to be seen again. Ben, after taking pity on Bill (despite doing nothing to stop the disposal) asked the driver to take them to the nearest mall. Bill had morosely picked out a new pair of Converse and the Fivefingers.
“Are— are you seriously asking me what’s wrong with those shoes?” Bev looks at Bill like he’s grown a second head— or like a woman with a fashion degree and, you know, eyes. “Eddie saw those and laughed so hard he had to use his inhaler.”
“You mean that wasn’t an asthma attack?”
Bev starts saying something about “Have you even checked Twitter in the last two days” but Bill’s saved from the conversation by a loud boom and a vibration that shakes the whole bus. Bill’s legs go wobbly as the entire vehicle lurches hard to the right, and he slams against the side of Bev’s bed before flying forward into the wall. A voice — Ben’s? Their bus driver Conrad? — from the front of the bus calls out
There’s another sharp movement that sends Bill stumbling forward and Bev’s magazine flying off onto the floor before the bus gradually slows down and pulls off to the side of the road. Ben comes bursting through the separation slider.
“Are you guys okay?”
“Yuh-yeah,” Bill says breathlessly at the same time Bev says “What the fuck was that?”
“I think a tire blew.” Ben’s eyes are wild and he’s already calling — someone, Bill doesn’t know who — as he waves them on. “C’mon, I think we should get off.”
Bev hops off her bunk and they follow Ben off the bus to join the rest of the group outside staring at the rear tire. Or, well, what the rear tire used to be.
“Ho-holy shit,” Bill breathes. He wraps his arms around himself because it’s getting chilly and he’s only wearing his pajamas.
“Yeah,” Richie answers, looking a little thrown despite the words that follow. “That tire blew harder than Eddie’s mom.” Simultaneously, Bev and Eddie thwack Richie on the arm. Bill turns to Mike, who always seems to gravitate to his side.
“What happened t-to you?” Bill asks, noting Mike’s wet shirt. Mike grimaces.
“I was enjoying a nice bowl of cereal. Was.” Bill tries to be sympathetic, but Mike looks so grumpy about it that Bill has difficulty holding back his smile. Mike holds onto his grumpiness for a solid 2.6 seconds before he’s smiling right back. “Oh, be quiet.”
“I d-didn’t say anything!”
Ben re-joins them a few minutes later, looking a little less frantic and a lot more defeated.
“As you can all see,” he starts, shoving his phone back in his pocket. “The bus is going to need a little bit of work before it gets back on the road.”
“What about the show? Are we even going to be able to make it there by tonight?” Stan’s arms are crossed and he looks a little nervous. They’ve never missed a show, and Bill hopes they never will.
“The crew bus is turning around now. It’ll be a little crowded, but we’ll pack the rest of the instruments and you guys onto it and you’ll make it to the venue in plenty of time.” Ben shakes his head. “But this bus isn’t going to make it to the city until tomorrow.”
“Where are we going to sleep?” Eddie asks, and oh, right, Bill hadn’t even thought of that.
“Colleen had hotel rooms booked for you guys.” Ben turns to Eddie. “I hope you don’t mind sharing with someone— Duma Key only wanted to drop enough for three rooms.” It also meant three of them would be put in a room together, if Bill’s incredibly basic understanding of math was right.
“Oh, he doesn’t mind,” Richie beams, swinging an arm around Eddie’s shoulder. “Eddie would love to share a room with me.” Eddie’s making a face like actually, he does mind, so Bill goes to save him but Stan speaks up instead.
“Then I'm sharing with Mike and Bill,” Stan decides, and then says something under his breath that makes Bev snort and nod her head.
“Who said m-me and Mike are sharing?”
Everyone but Mike, who’s smiling down at his milk-soaked shirt, gives him a look.
“Well Ben,” Bev says, moving on. “Guess that means you’re stuck with me.” Bill doesn’t think Ben would ever refer to spending time with Bev as ‘being stuck with her’ — especially not if the sheepish look he’s sporting is anything to go by.
“It would be an honor, Miss Marsh.”
They do make it to the venue on time, and they proceed to absolutely kick ass (even though Bill stumbles over a few words after his eyes catch on a fan’s sign that reads fuck me with your toeshoes on) at the show that night. And, god, that’s a thing now - the signs. Bill thought that stuff was reserved for bands like One Direction or… whatever other boy bands were popular enough to get that kind of attention.
It isn’t just signs, either: the entire band has gained thousands more followers on Twitter and Instagram (though for whatever reason Richie has gained the most and he refuses to let anyone forget that). Even Ben’s accounts were blowing up, though that probably had to do with the fact Beverly had dragged him on-stage the night of his birthday so the audience could sing to him. He’d stood there, flushed as red as Beverly’s hair, and the next morning he’d woken up to a hoard of new (and incredibly thirsty) followers.
Shark Puppy is moving forward at monumental speed with no signs of stopping; Bill still feels like pinching himself after every show.
After their encore they all pile into the Uber Ben ordered for them to head back to the hotel; it’s a van, but they’re still one seat short, so Richie ends up pulling Eddie (who turns vividly red) into his lap.
“Isn’t this nice, Eds?”
“No,” Eddie says flatly, and refuses to look at anything but the back of the driver’s seat the entire trip. Bev and Stan can’t stop giggling to themselves.
“Wuh-what’s so funny?” Bill whispers to Mike where they’re sat in the back seat.
Mike pats Bill’s knee and shakes his head.
“Bill — and I say this with love — you are the most oblivious fuckin’ person I know.”
They pull up to the hotel and Eddie’s the first out of the car, springing out of Richie’s lap like he’d been sitting in a plate of lava. Bill’s out last, and when he sees the hotel in front of him, his eyes widen.
“H-h-holy shit,” he murmurs, and the others echo his awe.
“I understand why they didn’t want to pay for more rooms,” Stan says. The hotel is huge, and gorgeous, and there’s fucking doormen waiting outside.
“Bougie,” Richie comments, and then turns to them all with a wide grin. “Let’s go fuck shit up.”
“I d-don’t have very long,” Bill tells the tiny Georgie staring up from his phone screen. “Ri-Richie says he’s got a surprise for us. But I wuh-wanted to call you while I still have stable wifi.” Bill had already texted Georgie about the tire blowing earlier, and promised to call when they got to the hotel.
“That’s okay,” Georgie says through a yawn, because fuck, Bill forgot about time differences again. Georgie perks up a little, though, and his face gets bigger as the phone gets closer to his face. “Dude, you’ll never guess what happened to me today.”
“Six more girls tried to get your number from me.” Bill groans, and Georgie grins. Georgie has always been popular — a stark contrast to Bill’s verified ‘loser’ status since the age of forever. Shark Puppy’s debut has given Bill a chance to give Georgie a run for his money, even if the loser-ness is ingrained in him forever, yet Georgie still manages to reap the benefits. Bill would feel sorry that Georgie was getting harrassed like this if Georgie wasn’t so damn smug about it.
“Wh-what’d you tell them?”
“That you were too busy being in love with Mik—” the rest of Georgie’s sentence is drowned out as Bill shoves his phone into the covers, hoping Mike couldn’t hear any of the conversation from where he was shaving in the bathroom.
“Georgie I sw-swear I'll kill you,” Bill threatens when he brings the phone back to his face. Georgie doesn’t look scared in the slightest. In fact, he looks downright devious.
“Are you sharing a room with him again?” Bill doesn’t answer right away, though the look on his brother’s face tells him Georgie already knows the answer.
“Y-yeah. And Stan, too!” He doesn’t mention that Stan’s only rooming with them because they were short a room. He also doesn’t mention that, because there's three of them instead of two, Mike and Bill are going to be sharing a bed tonight.
(The thought alone turns Bill’s stomach inside out and upside-down; they’ve shared a bed before but that doesn’t mean Bill will ever get used to waking up to a slumbering adonis).
“Yeah but you’re not in love wi—”
“Guh-goodbye! Gotta go! I'm hanging up now!” Bill has to tap his phone screen a few times to get the buttons to show up again (he’ll never fully understand technology). The last thing Bill hears before he manages to hang up is Georgie’s laugh and wait, I haven’t made fun of your toe shoes yet!
Bill shoots off a quick ‘love u’ text because it feels wrong to end a conversation without it before he goes to stand in the doorway of the bathroom.
“Yuh-you ready to go?”
Mike’s splashing water over his face so he doesn’t answer right away. Bill, being the kind and devoted friend he is, watches as droplets slide across the strong cut of his jaw, and then, when he stands up straight, the way they trickle down his neck and chest. You know, just, uh, making sure he doesn’t drown, or something.
“Yeah, let me throw a shirt on.” Yes. A shirt. Bill realizes he’s staring at Mike’s bare chest and flicks his eyes up; Mike looks down at him, amused for whatever reason. “You’re gonna have to move in order for me to—”
“Yeah, s-sorry, I—” Bill steps out of the way and he can feel the heat rising in his cheeks. Saving himself the embarrassment of being caught staring again, Bill stands by the door until Mike’s fully dressed and they head over to Richie’s together.
“Sounds like you were having a good call with Georgie,” Mike grins, and Bill thanks god for Richie Tozier (a rare, rare occurrence) when he swings the hotel door open before Bill has to come up with a response.
“Welcome to casa de Richie y spaghetti man,” Richie bellowed into the hallway, and Eddie called out stop calling me that from somewhere in the room. “Please, come in.”
They’re the last ones there, so Richie tells everyone to shut up (even though no one’s talking) and pulls out a gift bag.
“I've gathered you all here this fine Friday evening to—” Bev starts booing half-way through Richie’s sentence.
“What’s in the fucking bag, Richie?” Stan calls out, and Richie huffs.
“Fine, ruin the drama of it all. Friends, bandmates, angry journalist, I just want to say…” Richie reaches into the bag and holds up a smaller, clear one instead. “Welcome to Colorado.”
It’s weed. A lot of weed. A joint for each of them, Bill counts, if any of them past Richie, Mike, and Bev had the tolerance. Eddie’s eyebrows are so high they look like they're about to jump ship and run away, so Bill guesses he isn’t an avid smoker either. They all cheer and crowd around Richie to check out the goods anyway; a break is in high demand after the stress of the day.
Eddie’s still sitting on the bed looking incredibly nervous, so Bill breaks away from where Richie’s passing out joints like party favors and flops down next to him.
“Yuh-you don’t have to if you d-don’t want to,” Bill offers. Eddie shakes his head.
“It’s not that — I mean, thank you, I just.” Eddie lowers his voice, his eyes wide. “I've never smoked the marijuana before.”
Somehow, it makes sense. Bill puts a hand on Eddie’s shoulder. “W-we can teach you, if you want. Or yuh-you can just hang out with us, there’s no pressure to—”
“C’mon, lads!” Richie calls, and he opens the door to their balcony (this hotel had fucking balconies?!) “There’s smoke to be weeded!” Everyone files outside, and Richie waits, staring at Eddie and Bill. Or maybe, Bill thinks, just Eddie. “You coming, Spaghetti?”
Yeah, maybe just Eddie.
“Yes,” Eddie says with conviction — a lot more brave than he’d seemed a few seconds ago — and he walks over to where Richie’s holding the door. “If you’ll teach me.”
Richie looks like he’s died and gone to heaven. Okay, maybe Richie is flirting with Eddie more than he flirted with everyone else.
“The easiest way to get started,” Richie preaches once they’re all outside, “is to shotgun.”
“Isn’t that for beers?” Eddie asks.
Mike lets out a lungful of smoke, already partly finished with his joint. “It’s for both. It’s like— here, I can show you.” and then, to Bill’s horror, Mike turns to him. “Would you do me the honor, Bill?”
Bill nods, knowing if he tries to speak his voice won’t work. He watches with big eyes as Mike pulls from the joint, gaze stuck to Mike’s mouth like glue. Such pretty lips, his brain screams, like Bill doesn’t already know; like Bill doesn’t spend all his free time memorizing and re-memorizing every plane of skin, every eyelash, every curve of muscle. Mike’s lips crook into a little smile and then he’s leaning in, half an inch — no, a quarter — from Bill’s mouth. Mike’s so fucking close that their noses are touching, and if Bill leaned forward just a hair, their lips would be too. For a moment, Bill forgets what he’s supposed to be doing, but there’s smoke curling around his face and oh, right. Bill breathes in as Mike breathes out, his lungs filling with smoke and his heart thumping against his chest.
When they pull away and Bill lets it all out again, he knows his face is burning. He also knows Mike is standing there staring, but Bill can’t think about it or his brain might melt out his ears.
“S-s-s-so yeah,” Bill squeaks, avoiding Stan’s knowing gaze. “That’s shotgunning.”
They sat out there until the joints were, for the most part, finished; until they were all shivering in the October chill and Ben forced them all back inside before they all caught colds. Now they’re laid out on the beds, and the floor, and Stan’s draped over the desk chair laughing at his own joke. Bill is… very high. Well, they’re all high, obviously — Eddie included. He’d let Richie shotgun him, and when Richie had pulled back, Eddie had looked… probably exactly how Bill did after Mike had done it to him.
“Hey,” Mike mumbles, sprawled out on the ground beside where Bill’s leaning against the foot of Eddie’s bed. “You wanna go swimming?”
It takes a long time for Bill’s brain to process the question — mostly because he forgets that Mike asked him a question in the first place — but he gets there eventually. “Wuh-where?”
“The pool. It’s on the first floor, next to the lobby.” Mike pushes himself up so he’s sitting, too: shoulder to shoulder, hip to hip with Bill. “We passed it on our way in.”
“I d-didn’t bring my swimsuit,” Bill says, lips drawing into a pout. So stupid. How could he have forgotten a swimsuit? Well, he hadn’t known there would be a pool — actually, did he even bring a swimsuit on tour at all? He vaguely remembers thinking about it, holding his trunks up as he packed and deciding whether it was worth it to pack them just in case. Georgie had called him stupid for even considering it — it’s going to be winter, you’re living on a bus, when would you ever — but now look. Man, if Georgie were here, Bill would—
“Neither did I,” Mike shrugs, pulling Bill from his thoughts. “I'm sure we’ll figure something out.”
Stan’s still laughing to himself, mumbling something about kookie kookie lend me your bones in between spurts of giggles, and Richie and Eddie are having a very heated argument about whether or not hot dogs are sandwiches, but Bev and Ben wave goodnight as they leave.
“Where are you guys going?” Bev asks, hand stuffed in a half-empty bag of pretzel sticks. There’re crumbs all over the bed between her and Ben, but it’s not like it’s Bill’s house. Even if it was, he wouldn’t give a shit.
“Swuh-swimming,” Bill manages. “You w-want to come?”
“Nah,” Bev shakes her head, stacks another pretzel stick on the pyramid she’s building on Ben’s stomach. “Ben says he’s got somethin’ important to tell me, so I think we’ll stay here.” Bill’s desperate to know what the important thing is, but he’s also kind of desperate for a burrito, so he doesn’t worry about it much.
The elevator feels like a rollercoaster and Bill really, really wants to press all the buttons just to see them light up — he doesn’t think Mike would stop him, either — but he also really, really wants to get in the pool before he’s fifty. So he holds back, just barely.
The concierge desk is empty but there’s still a chance they might run into someone so Bill walks very casually — so casual, look at him being casual and cool and not high at all — in front of Mike, who’s snickering for some reason. The pool’s empty too, and there’s a sign that says no swimming past midnight, but the door’s still unlocked so they go in anyway.
The scent of chlorine hits like a slap to the face. Bill doesn’t mind, gets used to it quickly. Georgie used to swim, before he found out he was leagues (haha) better at baseball, and Bill would always go with him to practices. Bill would sit on the bleachers and draw as Georgie swam laps; back and forth and back and forth. This pool doesn’t have lanes like that one, though. It’s a normal pool, with no ropes or diving boards or screaming coaches. Just blue, blue water, and him, and Mike.
“Hey,” Mike calls. Bill must’ve been spacing off hard because when he turns Mike’s already stripped down and standing under the fuzzy lights in only a pair of yellow boxer-briefs.
Bill chokes, just a little.
“You coming or what?” Bill nods. Mike doesn’t look away. Okay, cool. Bill’s elbows get caught up when he tries to take off his shirt but he manages it eventually, and he forgets about his shoes until his pants are already around his ankles, but after some finagling, Bill’s able to get it all off without falling over.
“Nice boxers,” Mike teases, and when Bill looks down he sees — oh, god, really? — that he’s wearing the unicorn print pair Georgie gave to him as a gag gift the year before.
“Th-thanks,” he says anyway, because he doesn’t think his brain can form anything else coherent, and then he takes a running jump into the pool so he can’t feel the weight of Mike’s gaze anymore.
For one, blissful moment, Bill is floating, floating, floating. Everything drops away as his head goes under: there’s no sound, no light, nothing but the cool water wrapping around him and settling against his skin. There’s a distant echo, like Mike’s jumped in too, and before Bill breaks through the surface tension again, before he stretches out his legs to stand on the concrete of the pool floor, he tastes the chlorine in his smile.
“Thought I was gonna have to figure out mouth to mouth there for a second,” Mike jokes when Bill finally emerges. That’s… that sure is a thought. Bill’s head feels too full to compute it.
“C-can you imagine the headlines? Sh-Shark Puppy tour bus blows tire, luh-lead guitarist drowns in hotel p-pool.” He wonders briefly, morbidly, what picture they’d use. Hopefully not the one of him mid-sneeze.
“Nah, I’d never let you die, big Bill.” Mike’s a lot closer now. Not too close — not so close it makes Bill’s chest ache — but close enough that Bill could reach out and wipe the water droplets from his forehead. Bill really, really would like to do that. it doesn’t even make sense: his hand is wet too, and it would just leave Mike wetter than before. But he wants to. He wants to touch Mike all the time, anywhere, for any reason. “Not if I could help it.”
“If I d-die,” Bill starts, and Mike grins.
“If I die,” Bill repeats, and he’s grinning too. “P-please don’t let Richie make a Bill D-Deadbrough joke.” Mike nods and traces his finger in a cross over his heart — all very serious, despite the very not-serious expression he wears. “And m-make sure there’s good food.”
“What would you say is good food, huh?”
“Cheeto Pu-uffs,” Bill decides. His stomach grumbles at the thought, but the feeling is buried under the one that blooms when Mike throws his head back and laughs.
“You got it. Anything for you,” Mike murmurs softly, and Bill thinks the funeral might come sooner than either of them expect. He’s dying, he’s dead, and it’s all Mike and his beautiful self’s fault. Bill wants to say I’d do anything for you too but in the haze of weed and heart-eyes the wires get a little mixed up.
“Your arms are so b-big,” he says, like an idiot. Then, like a bigger idiot, he reaches out and wraps his hand around the dark skin of Mike’s muscle. “Strong.”
“It’s all the farm work.” To Bill’s disdain (and delight) Mike flexes. Please, God, Bill thinks, give me a break. “You’d be surprised how heavy some of those sheep are.” Bill believes him. Actually, Bill’s not really thinking about farm work right now. Or sheep, though his brain desperately tries to drag him down that path. He’s thinking about Mike.
Bill doesn’t know what he’s doing — or maybe he does, maybe he’s just too high to care right now — when his hand starts to move. Across Mike’s shoulder, slower than molasses, over his collarbone, softer than a sunrise, until his palm presses solidly against Mike’s chest, fingers fanned out. If Bill waits long enough, if he focuses hard enough, he’ll feel Mike’s heart beating. Maybe it’s beating as hard as Bill’s is.
“Bill,” Mike says, and his eyelids are heavy, and his face is close, and Bill’s thinking fuck it, maybe this isn’t one-sided, maybe I'll just—
“Excuse me!” Bill whips around (or, well, as best as he can whip around against the pressure of the water) and distances himself from Mike as the uniformed woman comes in. “Excuse me, you can’t be in here, it’s after hours!”
“Sorry, we were just leaving!” Mike calls out, and Bill’s already crawling up the ladder and scooping his clothes up against his wet torso.
“Oh my god,” the girl says, and her tone’s gone all weird and high-pitched. “Bill Denbrough?”
“Y-yes?” Bill has never met this woman, he’s sure of it. Even after his eyes drop to her nametag, he’s clueless. Actually, Bill doesn’t think he’s ever met a Sophie in his life.
“And Mike Hanlon too, oh my God. I'm a huge fan. I love Shark Puppy!” Oh. Right. For a moment, Bill was so high (on weed? on Mike?) he forgot he was in his own band. “Can I get a picture with you? Please?” She’s already got her phone out; there’s no escape.
Bill and Mike lean in beside her as she takes the selfie and Bill just hopes his eyes aren’t too red. And that his boxers aren’t showing. And that she didn’t see him feeling up his bassist.
Not that he was feeling up his bassist.
They walk to the elevator dripping wet and leave Sophie to freak out alone by the pool, and Bill to freak out with his best friend in a big metal box. The urge to press all the buttons isn’t quite as overwhelming anymore, but Bill’s fingers still twitch around his bundle of clothes.
“You think the hotel staff are gonna be mad about this?” Mike jokes, nodding toward the puddles that had formed on the tile beneath their feet.
“P-probably.” Bill looks at Mike then, for the first time since the pool. Mike’s eyes are a lot less heady now, but just as deep, and Bill still feels that swoop in his gut. “But this is what rockstars do, right? Fuck around after d-dark? Do drugs on the b-balcony? Mess up huh-hotels?”
“Well damn. I guess we really are rockstars now, huh?” They laugh, quiet in the early hours; true rockstars could still be courteous to their neighbors. Bill gives in and reaches out to swipe his hand across the buttons of the floors they’d already passed. It's two in the morning — who's going to care?
When they get back to their room, Bill’s hit with a wave of exhaustion so strong he can barely keep his eyes open while he’s changing.
“Come on, Bill,” Mike whispers, ushering him to the bed. “You’re sleeping on your feet like a horse.” Bill makes it into bed, can half-feel as the mattress dips when Mike crawls in the other side, and it’s only a few seconds before Bill’s out cold.
Bill dreams of sheep, and of strong, safe arms.
a fun little game of spot the brokeback mountain quote.
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Chapter 6: eddie
“You give me a headache.” Jesus. Eddie’s still staring craters in the table but he can feel, he can fucking feel the smirk Richie’s wearing.
“You know, there’s a really good home remedy for headaches.”
Don’t engage don’t engage don’t engage “Oh?”
“Yep,” Richie says, all smug and teasing and a lot closer than he was before. A large hand splays over the table and Eddie knows he’s standing right fucking behind him: the heat from Richie’s body is radiating outward, warming Eddie from the bottom of his spine to the dip of his collarbone with how Richie was starting to lean closer. “Best way to get rid of a headache is a nice, slow, fu—
someone tell me that writing mosd isnt a personality trait, quick before i do something stupid and finish the whole thing this weekend!!
this chapter goes out to all fellow bev/eddie friendship lovers.
**cw for vague mentions of abuse again.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
It’s an unspoken thing, but Eddie knows. Eddie knows about Stanley and Patty’s texting (and calling and Snapchatting and Facetiming). Eddie’s pretty sure that Stanley knows Eddie knows about Stanley and Patty’s texting. So Eddie knows that Stanley knows that Eddie knows about Stanley and Patty’s texting. At least, Eddie thinks he knows he knows he knows. Right?
The point is, Eddie knows, and so does Stan, and every morning they sit in the breakfast nook together pretending like they aren’t both texting the same person.
This morning isn’t any different: Eddie’s always been an early riser, beaten into him by his grandmother and reinforced by University, so he rolls off his bunk (gracefully avoiding Ben’s meaty arm hanging over the side of the bed below) at seven a.m. The siren call of coffee is nigh impossible to resist, especially when the nights seem to get later and later.
Stumbling into the kitchen with sleep-wobbled legs, Eddie finds that everything is in its place: the coffee is fresh and ready, the curtains are open to let in the morning light, and Stan is curled up in the corner of the booth, eyes glued to where his fingers fly across the screen.
“Morning, Stan,” Eddie says as he crosses to the coffee maker. There’s a mug set out already. That’s part of the routine, too. At some point, it’d become an unspoken rule for whoever woke first to leave a mug out for the other: a simple blue one for Stan, and one that read Grumpy Fuckers Club for Eddie — a gift from Richie that, for whatever reason, Eddie has simply forgotten to throw away.
Stan doesn’t look up from his phone. “Good morning,” he replies coolly. Nothing to hide here; no flirtatious texts to your best friend. Everything’s business as usual.
Eddie is going to crack Stan if it’s the last thing he does.
“Read any interesting articles this morning?” he asks, and that has Stan’s eyebrow raising because they didn’t usually talk past the initial greeting. It's morning, morning, and then they drink their coffee and scroll through their respective Twitters in silence. Sometimes Stan will snort at a meme and slide his phone across the table for Eddie to snort at too, and sometimes Eddie will send Stan the link to whatever bizarre news story has popped up on his timeline. It’s just routine, and now Eddie is breaking it.
Stan shakes his head, keeping it casual. “Nope,” he says, popping the p. Eddie narrows his eyes as he sits in the booth across from the keyboardist. His small hands wrap around the oversized mug, the contents heating his chilled fingers.
“See any good memes?”
Stan clears his throat, eyes leveling Eddie with a challenging stare. “Eddie.”
Eddie takes a long, indulgent drink of his coffee because he can play this game, too. “Yes, Stanley?” At first, Stan’s flat, odd sense of humor and masterful technique of the stare-down had intimidated the ever-living Jesus out of Eddie; the Oreo incident hadn’t helped. Slowly, though, Eddie came to understand the other sides to Stan: the giggly-high Stan, the two-sugars-and-a-dash-of-cream Stan, the owns-the-collector’s-edition-of-both-Planet-Earth-documentaries Stan, the cried-after-watching-Princess-Diaries Stan. The absolutely-secretly-dating-Eddie’s-best-friend Stan.
Eddie has gotten to know a lot of Stanley Uris, and he’s decided he likes him quite a bit. Not as much as Patty, obviously, but. Quite a bit.
Now, prompted, Eddie isn’t sure what to say. What does he want to know? He’d gotten vague responses from Patty, things along the lines of we’re talking or things are going well, but never a label or any concrete answers. Stan’s phone buzzes in his hand and his fingers twitch like he aches to swipe open the screen to see what had come through. Eddie softens.
“She’s amazing, isn’t she?” It’s not the question Eddie was meaning to ask, but it’s the one he means. Stan doesn’t even look thrown; a smile melts over his face, something soft and warm and not at all for Eddie.
“Extraordinary,” Stan says quietly, and that’s the end of it. They go back to their coffee (and back to texting Patty).
you better be coming to the chicago show
da Boss (7:11am)
I bought my tickets before you even got the gig, kid. Stanley Uris has owned my heart since I heard the first note of Holy Ghost
thank you for your undying support patty
da Boss (7:13am)
Anything for you Stan<3
da Boss (7:14am)
use your words
i'm not entertaining this
pls….egg…...im dying….. need egg…..maybe bacon….
there are six other people on this bus you can text with your breakfast demands
Eddie briefly wonders how difficult it would be to change his phone number at this point in his career. He’d have to email all the connections he’s built up, and file the proper paperwork at Pitchfork (and Wilma is never happy to see anyone, let alone someone with a thick stack of paperwork to go through), and—
“Alright everyone, your days can begin now. I'm awake.” Richie lets the separation panel slide shut with a snap, clearly having no consideration for the rest of the band still sleeping behind it, and waltzes into the kitchen. Eddie becomes very, very interested in tracing the scrapes in the wood table.
“I think,” Stan says, scooching out of the booth. “I'm going to go… anywhere but here.”
“Goodnight, Stanley!” Richie calls. Stan flips him off without looking and disappears into the bunks, much more gentle with the way he lets the slider close. “He’s so cranky in the mornings.”
“You give me a headache.” Jesus. Eddie’s still staring craters in the table but he can feel, he can fucking feel the smirk Richie’s wearing.
“You know, there’s a really good home remedy for headaches.”
Don’t engage don’t engage don’t engage “Oh?”
“Yep,” Richie says, all smug and teasing and a lot closer than he was before. A large hand splays over the table and Eddie knows he’s standing right fucking behind him: the heat from Richie’s body is radiating outward, warming Eddie from the bottom of his spine to the dip of his collarbone with how Richie was starting to lean closer. “Best way to get rid of a headache is a nice, slow, fu— oof .”
Eddie slides out of the booth and escapes from under Richie’s towering body, accidentally-on-purpose throwing an elbow in the vague direction of Richie’s stomach. “Maybe I just need some food,” Eddie proposes, ignoring the snicker from behind him. The snicker that turns choked and fizzles into a strange, broken whimper. He turns around to find that Richie is point-blank open-mouthed staring at Eddie’s legs.
“What the fuck are those,” he asks weakly, a thin finger pointing to Eddie’s pajama shorts. “Who let you bring W.M.D’s on this bus?”
“They’re just shorts, Richie.”
“Yeah they’re fucking short all right!” Richie’s voice is tight. Eddie bites his cheek, hard, trying to hold back the satisfaction that threatens to wash over his face. Yeah, technically Eddie isn’t supposed to be fucking around with Richie (your co-worker, Sting’s voice reverberates in his head), but there’s no rule against accidental flirting. Purely accidental.
Eddie bends down to get a frying pan from the cabinet below the sink and there’s a crash, a groan, and a muttered ‘Jesus fuck’ from behind him.
Completely and totally accidental.
“Everything okay?” Eddie asks innocently when he stands back up. Richie doesn’t answer, just stands there looking dazed and pissed off and pink all over.
“I need to just… not see for a while,” Richie says, voice strained as he pushes his glasses up into his mess of curls. “Maybe I should go back to bed for a bit.”
Richie staggers back toward his bed, and Eddie whistles to himself all the way through breakfast.
“Whatcha’ writing, Eddie?” Bev flops down onto the green room’s couch, hard enough to make Eddie bounce a little bit where he’s curled up in the corner with his notepad. She leans over his shoulder to see, short red curls clipped back with little ‘fuck you’ pins, but the page is blank. Flip back a sheet or two and she might catch a glimpse of Richie’s name mentioned a few (thousand) times, but when the door to the green room opened, Eddie had turned the pages so fast they’d almost ripped out. “Oof. Still nothing?”
“Almost three months and I still don’t even have a direction for this thing. I mean, I know I'm supposed to be writing about you guys, obviously, yeah, but like.” Eddie, a goddamned writer, can’t find the words he needs to describe the dilemma he’s been grappling with since the beginning. He makes a frustrated noise as filler, and Bev makes a face like she gets it. Bev always just gets it.
“You’re taking notes, right?”
Eddie nods. Just because Bev doesn’t know what they say doesn’t mean she doesn't see him writing them. But what if they aren’t on the right things? What if at the end of these five months, Eddie looks down at a notebook full of Tozierisms and a pink slip? This isn’t the kind of writing Eddie is used to, even if he has a basic understanding of it from his college courses. Technical, passionate, musical, fucking critical writing — he knows he’s good at that. The rest of all this… it’s uncharted waters, and Eddie is already on the brink of losing his readers: the only people who have ever listened to him.
“Then that’s enough.” Bev’s voice is earnest and her face is set, green eyes so sure Eddie thinks she’d convince anyone. “You’re doing all you can do by writing something down. The story will write itself, you just have to put the words on the page.” She smiles then, something teasing and bright, as she reaches out to tap the blank page. “Unless you’re just drawing hearts around the names of the band members you think are cutest.”
Eddie rolls his eyes, but there’s a smile on his face too and a lightness to his heart that hadn’t been there before. It’s enough. You’re doing what you can. Eddie chooses to let the cute band members comment slide; he doesn’t want to think about why Beverly’s eyes look so damn mischievous — like she knows something. There isn’t anything to know, but her eyes say the opposite. “Let’s hope so, or my boss will have me sliced, diced, marinated, and fried. This is huge for the company too. You— your audience is really invested in you, and growing like crazy.”
“Don’t think about it,” Bev says, and nudges him. “Seriously. Just keep writing whatever feels right. The story will happen. If not, you’ll just have to come on tour with us and try again.” It’s a joke, and they both laugh, but Bev also… kinda sounds like she might mean it. Maybe what she means is that by the next one, they’ll still talk: they’ll still be friends. “You can take Richie’s place.”
Eddie snorts. “I don’t think I have enough stage presence to fill Richie’s spot,” he jokes. “And my grandmother would never approve of—” Eddie clears his throat, realizing what kind of words were threatening to crawl out. There was no going back, but Eddie would take another route; he’ll have to work for the rest of his life to keep her grip on him from taking hold again. “She’d roll in her grave if she ever knew I was in a rock band.” Bev pulls her knees up to her chest, pushing her big black boots into the leather of the couch.
“All the more reason to do it, right?” Bev’s eyes drop to her knees and she shrugs. “My dad never wanted me to cut my hair. Or wear too much makeup, or pierce my ears. Definitely not my nose,” she adds, reaching up to adjust the little metal piece back to center. “So I did all of it anyway. Don’t get me wrong, I would’ve done it all even without his disapproval because I fucking wanted to, but it was like… like a bonus. Every time I did something I wanted, I also got to whisper to myself fuck you, dad. ” She huffs out a laugh. It should be bitter — Eddie’s picked up enough pieces of the puzzle Bev’s hinted at in their conversations, so he knows Bev’s father wasn’t anything a father should be. Their pasts are vastly different, yet painfully similar. “I got my acceptance letter to FIT the same month he passed away. It was like cosmic retribution in the form of following a dream he would’ve never supported.”
“When I found out my grandmother died, I hung up the phone and went directly to the admissions office and changed my major,” Eddie says. Gabriel had been there when it happened, sitting in their freshman dorm eating a push pop and pretending like he wasn’t eavesdropping. “The first thing I did. I said ‘thank you, have a nice a day’ and I left my apartment immediately. I know it sounds weird, but Bev—” Eddie picks at the corner of his notepad, sliding his fingernail across the edge of the paper. “It was one of the happiest days of my life. I felt like I— it felt like after all those years I could finally let everything that happened— I could let it all out.”
“Like you could breathe again,” Bev says, and when Eddie looks at her he knows she understands.
“Like I was free.”
“Yeah.” Bev smiles with heavy eyes and a kind of old-souled sadness Eddie sometimes caught glances of in his own reflection. She reaches over and squeezes his hand, and they sit there for a moment not saying anything else; wherever Sonia and Elvira and Beverly’s dad were, they aren't here. They don't get to have a say ever again.
“For what it’s worth,” Bev continues when she pulls her hand back to her own lap. “I think you’d be a great addition to any rock band. Just ‘cause you haven’t tried it doesn’t mean you’d be bad.” She taps the toe of her giant boot against Eddie’s leg. “And you definitely have stage presence. We get performances of your arguments with Richie every day.”
“Richie has a lot of annoying things to say,” Eddie sniffs defensively. Even if it’s nice to change the subject he wishes it didn’t have to be changed to this. “And I have a lot to say back.” It’s completely fair! Richie starts the arguments by being wrong, and Eddie engages in them because it is his duty as a decent person to inform Richie of just how wrong he is, and also to tell him how to not be so wrong in the future. Eddie’s teaching; he’s performing a public service.
Bev grins. “There’s a word for it, I think,” she says, her face turned teasingly questioning. “Hmm.. flirting, maybe?” Eddie scoffs, a big ol’ puh-shaw with too much force; too big, too loud, too obvious. Yes, it had been accepted and filed away long ago that Richie is, for some yet-to-be-understood reason, unbearably attractive in almost every way to Eddie and yes, Eddie might let himself quietly flirt with Richie because of it, but he isn’t that obvious, is he?
“There is no way that— absolutely not,” he lies through his teeth, knowing full well Bev is smarter than that. “I’d rather chop off my own hands and never be able to play piano again than sleep with Richie Tozier.”
Bev smirks, and Eddie feels like he’s cornered himself. “So you’ve thought about it?”
“No!” he’s never thought about sleeping with Richie or anything — truly, it’s never even crossed his mind; not even when Richie walks around the tour bus shirtless, or when he walks around the venues shirtless, or when he sends Eddie shirtless Snapchats from the other room asking Eddie to bring him the box of Hoho’s from the kitchenette. Eddie also does not think about sleeping with Richie after a show when Richie comes off the stage sweaty and adrenaline-filled and wearing that giddy smile — but that's a whole different conversation. “I have never thought about fucking Richie goddamn Tozi—”
The door to the greenroom swings open with a bang and Richie walks in, nothing but trouble camouflaged with dangerous smiles and long legs. Eddie hates him; Eddie hates that he wants him. “Well, if it isn’t little Eddie Spaghetti. Should’ve known it’d be you talking about me.” There’s a wink, but Eddie looks down and busies himself with his notebook; he can feel the told-you-so vibes from Bev rolling over him in waves.
“Hi Richie,” Bev drawls.
“Beverly, darling, hello!” Richie, upon seeing that the only seat next to Eddie is occupied, pulls up a chair to the end of the couch and straddles it. Eddie can count on one hand the number of times Richie has ever managed to sit in a chair properly. “Please tell me Britt got back to you on whether or not Jones’ Barbecue delivers.” The bodyguard, who’d been added to the crew after a fan had managed to sneak onto a tour bus during one of the shows, has been talking about the pulled pork from this place since the moment they drove over Texas state line. Eddie doesn’t even care about barbecue, but at this point, Britt has talked it up so much that even he's desperate to try it.
“They don’t,” Bev sighs, disappointed, and she lets Richie make a big show of throwing his head back and groaning before she adds. “So Britt drove out to pick it up for us instead. She’ll be back in like twenty minutes with food for the whole crew.”
The sound Richie makes is close to pornographic. Eddie wishes he could unhear things: mainly that. He and Bev’s face both pinch up in disgust, which probably only fuels whatever sick part of Richie that makes him do those kinds of things.
“Whatcha’ working on there, Spaghetti?” Richie asks, leaning over into Eddie’s space to see his notepad. Eddie pulls the paper away. That just makes it worse — Richie follows, even closer now. “You writing me love letters?”
“In your dreams, Tozier.” Richie makes a kissy noise before pulling away, letting Eddie relax. Faster than Eddie can process, Richie reaches out and swipes the notebook. “Hey, give it back!”
“Dear diary,” Richie mocks, mimicking Eddie in a high-pitched, vaguely Irish voice that sounds nothing like him as he pretends to read. “Today Richie said hi to me. He is sooo cute and all I want is for him to stick his—” Eddie throws himself off the couch and dives at Richie, who goes down with an undignified squawk.
When Britt comes in, hands full of heavenly-smelling barbecue, Eddie’s attempting to army crawl away from Richie’s tickle attack, and Bev is scrolling through her phone, pretending they don’t exist.
“Do I even want to know what’s—” Britt wonders and Bev cuts her off with a resounding “Nope.”
The thing about your demons is that sometimes they get stronger when you say their names.
Maybe talking with Bev earlier had summoned her; pulled her from the grave and led her to Eddie in the night. Even with all the power that Eddie took back when she died, he can never keep her from his nightmares.
He is alone and he is afraid, running through hallways that never seem to end. He is crying out, begging: please, someone help, please. He’s just a boy, please, he is just a little boy who runs and runs and runs when he knows it is useless; he runs, but she chases faster.
“Eddie,” Sonia calls — no, Nana — no, Sonia — no— “Eddie-bear.”
“You can’t run from me, Eddie.”
I can. I can. I will.
His lungs are on fire.
He’s slowing down.
Eddie wakes up shaking, breath choked when his eyes fly open. He blinks in the darkness, suddenly aware of his surroundings: his bed, the bus, and Richie, whose hands are on his shoulders and whose face looks pale and worried, even in the dim light.
“Eds,” Richie whispers. “Eds, are you alright?”
Eddie still can’t breathe. The room is spinning, Eddie’s chest is burning, and Richie’s cupping his face, asking him… something. His voice sounds far away, or like it’s underwater, or like it’s far away and underwater; Eddie’s not sure.
“Inhaler,” Eddie manages, attempting to slow the dizzying loop of thoughts spinning in his head like a damn theme park ride. Richie seems to know exactly where it is — did Eddie even know where it was? Where did he put it last? — and he’s back before Eddie even notices he’s gone.
“Eddie, c’mon, you gotta—” Richie’s trying to hand Eddie the inhaler but Eddie’s hands aren’t fucking working, and god, he’s done this a thousand times, why can’t he move? There’s a weight on his chest, pushing down harder and harder and Eddie’s fingers can’t hold the button down right and—
— and Richie’s up on the bunk beside him, propping Eddie up against his chest, holding the inhaler to Eddie’s parted lips and mumbling “Breathe, Eddie, c’mon, breathe.” Somehow, Eddie does. A big, wracking breath that sends the stinging relief of medicine into his lungs. In, out, in, out. They sit there, Richie’s giant hand rubbing circles on his back as Eddie remembers what oxygen feels like. Richie’s voice, smooth and comforting despite the pinpricks of worry, comes back into focus. “You can’t die on me yet; you still haven’t seen me perform live.” Eddie reaches up to tug Richie’s wrist (and the inhaler) away from his mouth weakly.
“Beep beep,” Eddie rasps, but his fingers stay curled loosely around Richie’s bony wrist. It’s quiet again. Richie doesn’t pull away, and neither does Eddie — even after a few minutes, when Eddie’s breathing evens out and his pulse drops to the normal skittering beat it holds around Richie.
“Sorry,” Eddie says finally, and now that his eyes have adjusted to the low light he can see Richie fully. His eyes — those big, beautiful eyes that make electricity zip across Eddie’s skin when they’re on him — fill with some mix of relief and exasperation.
“For what? Having a bad dream? Tch,” Richie clicks his tongue, and it feels too loud for the moment. Ben’s bed is right below, though his snores still ripple through the cabin despite the flurry of activity, so Eddie doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. “How dare you.”
Eddie stifles his smile. Richie’s still got his hand on Eddie’s back; it’s weighty, protective. Eddie realizes (almost begrudgingly) just how safe he feels right now. Eddie feels a lot of things after nightmares; usually sweaty, usually helpless, usually weak. Never, ever safe. Reluctantly, Eddie lets go of Richie’s wrist.
“I— thank you. For getting my— and just—” Richie nods, and his glasses slip down the long bridge of his nose as he does so.
“Of course, Eds. I would do—” Richie cuts himself off. The corner of his lips pull into a tired smile. “Of course.” They sit there, looking at each other wide-eyed in the early morning, before Richie’s hand drops away from Eddie’s back.
Eddie misses the touch immediately and curses himself for it.
“I'll just uh,” Richie makes an aborted nod toward his own bed and starts to scooch off the edge of Eddie’s. “Let you get back to—”
“You can stay,” Eddie blurts out, and Ben’s snores below them stutter to a stop. Richie and Eddie hold their breath, but the lawnmower motor kicks back in a few seconds later and Richie looks at Eddie like he’s searching for something.
“Would it— would it make you feel better if I did?” Permission, Eddie’s brain says. He’s asking for permission. Eddie nods, afraid that if he opens his mouth something too big for this fragile bubble would come out and spoil it all. Richie pushes his glasses up his nose, pauses, and then changes his mind and takes them off altogether before tossing them onto his own mattress. “Okay,” he agrees softly.
It doesn’t take much adjusting to find a comfortable position that fits all of Richie’s gangly limbs around Eddie’s tiny frame. If Eddie hadn’t just been through the wash and back, it might’ve taken him years to fall asleep. All he can think about is the press of Richie’s bare chest to his back: the only thing separating them is the thin cotton of Eddie’s t-shirt, and that does nothing to stop the heat radiating through directly to Eddie’s core. As it is, Eddie’s fucking exhausted, and the thrill of feeling Richie’s palm flatten against his stomach only lasts as long as it takes Eddie to drift off to sleep again.
He takes the feeling of Richie and his hands with him, refusing to let his past ruin his dreams this time.
Richie’s gone when Eddie wakes up, but that’s probably for the better. Less questions from the band, less static in Eddie’s stomach.
It’s seven in the fucking morning and all Eddie Kaspbrak can think about is Richie’s hands. Ugh.
Eddie reaches for his phone, hoping for an easy wake-up date with Twitter, but it starts vibrating the moment he picks it up. Eddie eyes the screen.
Sting (work #)
“Goodmorning, Mr. Sting,” Eddie says, sounding as cheerful as he can for someone who’s getting a call from his boss at 7 a.m. “How can I help you?”
“You okay, Kaspbrak? You sound like you just woke up. Isn’t it a few hours ahead out there?” Eddie wipes a hand over his face.
“We are currently in Texas, so no. It’s still seven a.m.” Just like in Chicago, moron.
“Oh! A wake-up call then.” Eddie waits, wishes fruitlessly, for Sting to apologize and offer to call back at a reasonable time. Unsurprisingly, he does not. “How’s the article coming?”
It’s not! I had nothing the last time you called, I have nothing now, and I bet I'll have nothing the next time you check-in, too!
“Oh, it’s great. I think I'm finally starting to get a real handle on where I want this piece to go. Lots of ideas,” Eddie lies, staring at the roof of the bus. “Lots and lots of ideas.”
“Now that’s what I like to hear!” Sting’s ugly voice sounds pleased as punch. He’s probably counting the dollar signs of this collaborative project already. It makes Eddie’s stomach a little sick. “Well, that’s all I had to check in on, so I guess I'll let you get back to whatever you were doing.”
Eddie has to pull the phone away from his ear for a moment. He wants to scream; this could’ve been a fucking email! Everything Sting ever says could be an email — it’s never important enough to warrant a meeting or a phone call, and yet Sting’s always doing the fucking most and pulling Eddie’s complete attention only to drop it when he’s gotten the simple answer he’d needed. Eddie holds the phone back up to his ear. “Thanks for checking in. I'll make sure to send you an email with any big updates.”
“Don’t worry about it. Calls are easier, Kaspbrak. It’s the twenty-first century!” Eddie doesn’t have the time or the patience to unpack just how incorrect that statement is. He forces a laugh anyway and hears the slider door open before he answers.
“You got it, Mr. Sting. Goodbye.” Eddie’s eyes meet Richie’s briefly and the corners of both their mouths turn up. Richie gives a little salute; Eddie bites back his amusement.
“And remember Kaspbrak,” Sting says, tone darkening. “Tight quarters and long trips… they do somethin’ to ya. Don’t be stupid. You know that if somethin’ happens, I'm gonna find out eventually.” Eddie’s lips flatten. He isn't doing anything wrong.
Sting doesn’t wait for Eddie to acknowledge the threat, just barks out something Eddie figures is a laugh to ease the tension before he hangs up with a “Keep your dick in your pants!” The line goes dead as Richie reaches into the pile of sheets on his own bed to fish out his phone, and Eddie watches the line of muscles in his back pull with the movement before he turns and heads back out into the kitchen.
“No promises,” Eddie says to no one.
You’re a fucking idiot, he says to himself.
Chapter 7: bill
“This,” Richie says into the mic, his voice low and sultry and dramatic. “is ‘I Fucked Big Bill.’”
Did u ever tell Mrs Murryn hi for me??
bro I tried she does not know who u r
i said “bill says hi” she said “who” i said “my brother” she said “i didnt know you had a bro thats so nice” the end
sorry bro :(
I made her a mug in ceramics class senior year and she said it was the loveliest gift she’d ever gotten but she can’t even remember me??
wait was it blue and ugly?
It was blue, yes
bro she uses that as a paperwait now 😂😂
My initials are carved into the bottom of that!! How can she forget BD??
pretty easily I guess
“Five minutes, guys, look alive!” The assistant disappears as quickly as he’d popped backstage, whispering frantically into his headset. The reminder is necessary, Bill knows, but the entire reason he’d pulled out his phone in the first place was so he didn’t think about the fact that he’s about to be broadcast to the entire nation. Sure, it’s an up-and-coming kind of show, but it’s still a show: a real TV show with real hosts and a real audience that wil really laugh if Bill trips coming out from backstage.
You will not trip, Bill promises himself. If you believe you won’t, you won’t.
His legs don’t have any comment, but Bill doesn’t trust them.
C&C and the Midnight Crew (lovingly referred to as C&C by viewers) has only been airing for a few months, but they’ve gained some serious traction with the co-hosts’ chemistry and their creative segments. The Shark Puppy of late-night, Ben joked, right before Richie had excused himself to vomit.
Are u watching right channel? We on soon
ya i'm streaming it on their website
marys here too she says good luck
ya have u ever heard of a computer bill
Yes Fuck u
I didn’t know u could watch live tv online!!
im posting that you said that on twitter so your fans can see bill denbrough is an idiot
love u bro 😂
“Hey, have you guys seen Richie?” Eddie asks, and Bill’s quick head count confirms they’re missing one.
“He might still be doing his pre-show routine,” Bev guesses, pretending to vomit before straightening her cuffs for the sixth time. Clearly, Bill and Richie aren’t alone in their nerves. Bev is made of steel and roses, thorns and all, and to the rest of the studio, she probably looks like the least affected of the group. Leaned up against the wall in her dusty blue fitted suit, a cigarette tucked behind her ear, she is the picture of cool and collected. If Bill didn’t know her so well he’d think she’d done this a thousand times before. “I'd check the bathroom.”
Ben quickly offers to look and Eddie makes a face like he has no idea what she’s talking about, but Richie comes skirting around the corner in a tumble of messy curls and skewed glasses before anyone even moves. “Am I late? Are we good?” Bev kicks off the wall and starts rolling up Richie’s sleeves without an answer. Since this is their first appearance on TV (they’ve done interviews before, just never of this scale) Bev insisted on making sure they all — Richie — looked good. All of them, Eddie included (though he’ll just be standing backstage, as he always does) have been wrapped in Bev’s styling and varying shades of blue, until they stopped looking so much like college kids dicking around in their parents’ basement and looked a little more like a professional rock band. She’d even managed to wrestle Richie into wearing a button-up, even if it hangs open around a shirt that has SEX printed in bold, black lettering.
Some battles just aren’t worth fighting.
“Okay, they’re about to call you out there,” the assistant says from behind Bill where he’s reappeared out of thin air. “You guys know what to do. I know you’ve been briefed, but please, please,” the man turns to Richie, even though he’s addressing all of them. “Try not to say fuck while we’re live. Thanks.”
They all shuffle to the edge of their waiting mark. Bill feels a faint pressure on the dip of his back, and when he looks up, Mike’s smiling down reassuringly at him.
“Please welcome to the stage… Shark Puppy!”
“Now, Ben, you’re not usually on stage, are you?” Ben shakes his head at Cleo’s question.
“I'm not really the musical type.” That isn’t true. Ben has a beautiful voice: soft and low and clear, like he could sing you to sleep. “Though a friend bought me a banjo before the trip started.”
“Yep. Ben got a banjo and the rest of us got earplugs.” The audience laughs and Richie leans over from his seat behind the couch, claps Ben apologetically on the shoulder. “It’s okay, buddy, you’ll get there someday.”
“So you’re not in the band,” Char refocuses with a glimmer of amusement in her eyes. She sits back in her chair, legs kicked up on the edge of her desk. Cleo’s looking similarly relaxed behind her own desk. They might be co-hosts, but that doesn’t mean they’ll be sharing a single spotlight. “But you’re still in the band?”
“Yeah, pretty much. It’s kind of— well. I think Bev does the best job of explaining it.” Ben throws a look her way where she’s sitting beside Richie, and Bill doesn’t turn around to see but he’s sure she does some little oh please gesture because a ripple of giggles goes through the audience.
“There’s nothing really to explain,” Bev says. “I guess— I guess I'd say we’re not just a band. And we’re not even really just friends, either.” Bill does turn around now; he can hear the lilt of Bev’s voice that means she’s getting a little emotional, which starts making him emotional too. “We’re a family. We really are, as cliché as that sounds. I mean, most of us…” Bev motions to the group of them, and Bill’s eyes drop momentarily to Mike beside him, but quickly returns his gaze to Bev when Mike turns over his shoulder to look at her too. “We didn’t have good families growing up. Until I met these guys I didn’t even have friends. I was a loser.” Bev’s eyes find Bill’s and she smiles, something warm and grateful. “And then I met Bill. He was also a loser.” The audience laughs, and Bill gives them a little yeah, pretty much nod.
“He still is,” Richie teases. Bev’s on TV so she doesn’t smack him but Bill sees her hand twitch like she wants to. They’re all laughing about it anyway because it’s true.
“We all are,” Mike adds, and that has them all nodding. Like, Bill joined (and genuinely enjoyed) a bowling league for over three years. Richie regularly participates in online chess tournaments to keep his brain fresh. Stan’s idea of a fun night out in college was staying in. Yeah, he’d spend that night in getting obliterated and doing puzzles, but still. Loser. They’re all losers, born and raised.
“And we always will be.” Bev shrugs. “But that’s what makes us who we are. We’re losers together. I wouldn’t trade these guys for the world — even if Richie drives me insane sometimes.” Richie beams and throws an arm around her, pulling her tight.
“Losers for life, baby!” The audience awws and claps, and Bill feels a throb of emotion too tight for live television. There are tears in his eyes but he forces them away with a few hard blinks; Georgie would find a way to tease him about it later if he caught a whiff of saltwater on screen.
“Richie woke up half the bus last week by playing a melodica cover of My Humps at four a.m last week,” Stanley tells Char and Cleo, face weary. Cleo grins around the straw of her milkshake. Bill really likes the atmosphere of this show; he takes a sip of his own milkshake, only getting a little up the back of his nose when he snorts at the rest of Stanley’s sentence. “So I don’t know what Bev is on about, because I'm currently looking for someone to take Richie’s place.”
“And what about the seventh? That little twink over there?” Char points just off-stage with her pen and everyone in the room (including one of the cameramen) swings around to where Eddie’s standing wide-eyed and frozen. “He’s in blue too. Why didn’t he come out with you guys?” Eddie gives a jerky wave to the camera still trained on him. He is very pale.
“Oh, that’s Eddie. H-he’s—” Bill stops, suddenly remembering he’s not actually allowed to say what Eddie’s doing here on tour with them. Now, with the pressure of the lights and the audience’s attention on him, he can’t remember the lie they’d made up to tell crew and press either. Luckily, Mike speaks up from next to him.
“The record label rep’s son.” Oh, right, ‘Colleen’s son’. Bill lets out the breath that had locked itself in his ribs. Thank god Mike always has a spare brain cell around. “He’s touring with us to see what music life is all about.”
“He’s also our friend,” Ben chimes in. “So Bev designed an outfit for him too. He’s the closest thing we’ll get to a seventh member of Shark Puppy.” They all voice their agreement, and when Bill looks back over, Eddie’s face has gone from white to pink and he’s grinning down at his shoes.
“Now I know we’re all happy you guys are close— aren’t we happy that Shark Puppy found each other?” The crowd cheers when Cleo prompts, and Bill hides his smile with another sip of his milkshake. “But I think we all want to know if any of you are even closer than that.” On an inhale, Bill chokes. Just a little — enough to startle him and have him coughing into his sweater, but not enough to pull the room’s attention from where Char is pulling out a giant print-off of a fan’s tweet.
“Last weekend Twitter user @wtfissharkpuppy tweeted out some very interesting pictures.” Along with the caption — OMG GUYS SHARK PUPPY SWAM IN MY POOL — the pictures are there, blown up huge and incriminating. The first is the picture Bill and Mike had agreed to, both of them wearing dopey smiles over Sophie’s shoulders. The other is... less innocent, and one that Bill hasn’t seen before. It must’ve been taken right before Sophie barged in that night: even through the grain, Bill can see his hand pressed firm against Mike’s chest, their faces too close for casual conversation in the water. It looks, frankly, like they’d been about to kiss.
Bill can’t feel his pulse. That’s bad, right? That he can’t feel his heart beating?
At the same moment that Char goes to ask the question everyone in the room is thinking, Stanley starts laughing. Like, really laughing. Holding his stomach, eyes squeezed closed, braying kind of laughter — kookie kookie lend me your bones kind of laughter. Bill doesn’t want to look at any of the cameras currently pointed at him, so he looks back at Stanley, and then at Richie, who’s wearing a face like he’s planning something.
“Sorry for him, it’s just—” Richie glances at Stan, who’s still going strong. “Well, if you’re implying that Bill and Mike are getting their smang on because of that picture, then I guess you’re gonna’ have to imply we’re all getting our smang on.” Wait, what? Bill’s face scrunches in confusion, and Richie leans forward to wrap an arm around Bill. “There’s just somethin’ about Bill’s cuddly nature that makes us all wanna’ get up close and personal, you know?”
Bev catches on quicker than Bill does. “Yep. When we were kids, we all had crushes on him at some point. Even Ben.”
“It’s true,” Ben nods, a sparkle in his eye. Bill flushes an even deeper red as Bev and Ben both lean in to kiss the top of his head and his cheek, respectively. Worst of all, Mike’s hand is heavy on his knee. Stanley’s still hiccuping with giggles.
Cleo’s mouth hangs open and Char’s is pulled into the most fascinated smirk.
“There’s just something about Bill Denbrough,” Richie sighs dreamily, and Bill hears Eddie cackle from offstage.
Char laughs, delighted. “There sure is.”
Bill trips when exiting, and Stanley has to lean against the wall to catch his breath because it sends him right back into his laughing fit.
“Okayokayokayokay,” Bev says loudly, voice traveling over the raucous whispers of her drunk friends. “Eddie. Truth or dare.”
They’re drunk. Very drunk. At least, Bill is very drunk, and everyone else seems to be having as good of a time as him, so he can only assume. “Dare,” Eddie answers, and he’s wearing that determined edge in his eye even though Bill swears he sees Eddie’s lip tremble.
Or maybe, Bill thinks, I'm so drunk my vision is buffering.
When Stan had pulled it together earlier, he’d taken Bill’s face in his wiry hands and said “Bill. We are so even now.” Then he’d snorted and bitten down on his lip to contain himself before he went off the rails again. “Also, I know Eddie ate the Oreos. You need to stop Big-Billing people and let them take responsibility for their own actions.” Stan snorted again, and his hand flew to cover his mouth in a last futile effort to stop laughing. “I'm so sorry.”
Mike was the one who’d suggested stopping at a liquor store before they left the city that night.
“I dare you to do the splits,” she says. It’s quite an evil dare if Bill is reading her eyebrows right, and Eddie hmphs when he stands so yeah, he’s pretty sure this isn't something Eddie had planned on sharing with anyone but her.
“He can do the splits?” Richie squeaks, and then whispers furiously to Bev under his breath, “This is so not fucking fair, Bev.”
Eddie can in fact do the splits, or at least is closer to being able to do the splits than anyone else on this bus. Richie muffles his broken sob with another drink.
Bill’s still thinking about earlier.
It’s not that things have been weird since the pool incident. They haven’t. Seriously, they haven’t; that’s the weird part. Bill doesn’t feel weird at all, and Mike doesn’t seem to either. He hasn’t pulled away or tried to step forward, just has gone on existing like what happened in the pool was something that happened regularly. It makes Bill feel like he’s losing his freaking mind.
In fact, Mike is sitting beside Bill in the kitchenette booth right now, acting all not-weird. “Has anyone collected the bet money for when Richie finally gets Eddie to fuck him?” Mike murmurs to him, lips cherry-sweet from the mixed drink he was sipping. At least, Bill assumes that’s how they’d taste. Fuck, he’s looking at Mike’s lips. Vodka courses through his veins, burns inside him the way Mike burns inside his lungs. When Bill finally looks up, Mike’s smiling into his cup.
“Hey, Bill,” Eddie calls, and Bill jumps a little like he’s been caught red-handed. Eddie, a good friend, remains stoic. “Truth or dare.”
“Uh… t-truth,” Bill decides. The dares have been getting increasingly dangerous and/or embarrassing, and Bill is very comfortable here in this booth, thank you very much. Richie boos.
Eddie must be drunk, has to be, because his question is “Have you jacked-off on this tour bus?” and it leaves everyone’s jaws hanging open. Except for Stan, who giggles, and Ben, who looks down guiltily at his phone.
“H-have you?” Bill deflects.
Eddie flushes. “That’s not the question. It’s your truth.”
Bill takes a sip of his drink and cringes. He keeps forgetting how strong he made it.
“What? When?” Richie gasps, and Bev’s cackling, but Bill just waves his free hand around.
“Ah-ah, no, one truth per t-turn.” Bill just wants to get off this subject right now, especially because he can feel Mike’s gaze burning a hole through his head. “Bev, truth or dare.”
Bill bit his lip. He’d been hoping she’d say that. “Were you serious? Earlier? Wuh-when you said you all had crushes on me as kids?”
Bev scoffs. “Raise your hand if your heart’s ever felt personally victimized by Bill Denbrough.” Everyone in the room raises their hand. Stan raises both. Even Eddie’s got one up; when Bill notices, Eddie shrugs.
“There’s just something about Bill Denbrough,” Eddie says cheesily, and that sends all of them, Bill included, into drunken laughter. Laughing is good, Bill thinks; laughing takes away from the hope that had curled itself around Bill’s guts and squeezed when Mike’s hand raised with the rest of the Losers’.
Richie gasps in the middle of it all and grabs Bev’s calf. “Bevs, I need you to lay down a beat. I have an idea.”
Shark Puppy’s first viral video is shaky, recorded on an iPhone, and contains their first song written as a seven-person team.
It’s called I Fucked Big Bill, to Bill’s chagrin, and he gets 16 texts from Georgie (and two members from the Gutter Gang) about it when he wakes up.
The idea had been simple: Richie and Bev came up with an easy beat, and then Richie freestyled a verse over it, followed by a very frank “I fucked Big Bill, yeah I fucked Big Bill” chorus. It brought tears to Stan’s eyes, and Bev was barely able to keep the beat through it. Immediately, everyone had their own ideas for an additional chorus — everyone had fucked Big Bill!
Except for Big Bill himself, who was trying to breathe through the laughter wracking his body.
“W-wait, wait,” Bill had said, gaining enough composure to tug his phone from his pocket. “Start over.”
The hoedown style of I Fucked Big Bill (and the entire 3-minute video of golden drunk Shark Puppy content) spread online so fast that soon fans were tweeting at the record company to have them perform it at their future concerts.
Like the record company had any say in Richie’s impulsive decisions to change the setlist. Pff.
“We’ve gotta have Spaghetti on stage with us, though,” Richie says on the way to their next show. No one disagrees. Well, Eddie does. With finality.
“No way. No way! Sing? On stage? No.”
“W-we’re not doing it without you, Eddie,” Bill says earnestly, and Eddie throws his hands up.
“You can’t put this on me!”
“Oh, c’mon Eds. Don’t give that shit about being a performer. It’s the same thing as a piano recital.” Eddie flips Richie off but Bill’s stuck on the whole recital thing and—
“Wait, you p-play piano? And you didn’t tell us?”
“HA! Told you! Hey, get off, Eddie!”
Eventually, Eddie agreed. Bill left long before that though, taking a moment to rub his eyes until he saw stars so he could forget the image of Eddie straddling Richie to tickle him in the middle of the kitchen floor.
- Louisville, Kentucky
There’s a soft tapping on the door, and Bill calls out “Come in” before Eddie pushes the door open.
“He-hey Eddie,” Bill says to Eddie’s reflection, continuing to try and push his straight hair into something with a bit more life than roadkill.
“I'm freaking out a little bit, Bill,” Eddie whispers, and Bill gives up on his hair in favor of giving Eddie his full attention. He remembers that feeling.
Bill wipes his hands on his pants before he places them on Eddie’s shoulders. They’re almost the same height, but Bill has at least an inch on him — barely. “I'm not going to lie and say its n-not scary.” That doesn’t seem to calm Eddie down at all. Bill barrels on. “But I also won’t lie and say it’s not f- fun.”
“It won’t be fun when I vomit on stage for everyone to see,” Eddie says miserably. Bill scoffs.
“You know Ri-Richie throws up before every show?” Eddie’s eyebrows knit together.
“That’s like, super unhealthy for his teeth and throat.”
“Yeah, it is, he’s w-working on it.” Eddie’s eyebrows don’t budge, but he looks a little less shaky. “What I m-mean is we still get nervous, too. That doesn’t go away.” Bill had been very disappointed to find that out. “But y-you shouldn’t let it stop you from g-going out there. You have the f-funniest verse, dude. Y-you gotta do it.”
Eddie sucks his bottom lip into his mouth and bounces on his heels before nodding. “You’re right. You’re right, you’re totally right, it’s just the whole—” Eddie makes a vague hand gesture and an indescribable sound of exasperation and Bill nods, even if he doesn’t completely understand what Eddie’s saying. “Okay, I'm gonna go re-tie my shoes. Okay. I'll see you out there.”
“Okay.” Eddie takes a deep breath and leaves. Bill watches after, quietly amused.
By the time Mike comes to collect him for the pre-show chant, Bill’s hair is still mostly flat but it looks kind of tousled, so he’s fine with it.
“I'm gonna be honest,” Mike says as they walk from the dressing rooms to the stage, arms swinging so close they brush if Bill walks a little heavier on his right side. “I'm kind of glad Eddie wrote that article about us.”
“M-me too,” Bill admits. It doesn’t matter what Eddie had said in the review now. It hadn’t mattered before, either, but now that they're all friends it's like there's another layer to it all. In a way, that article brought them all together.
“Eddie’s a cool guy. He… rounds it all out, you know?”
Bill does know. He nods his head and meets Mike’s gaze with a soft little smile. “Yeah.”
“Plus, if he fucks Richie by Thanksgiving, we’re up fifty dollars,” Mike adds, and they both laugh. The entire group (and some of the crew, too, like Britt and Zuz and even Alex) had decided it was no longer a question of if, but when, and finally put hard cash down on the outcome. It really is a ticking time bomb at this point.
Actually, Bill thinks, dragging his eyes away from where Mike’s shine above him, there might be a few ticking time bombs in this place.
They save it until the encore. It only seems right: a big song for a big send-off.
“You have been fucking awesome, Louisville!” The crowd screams; they scream after a lot of things Richie says. They eat everything up, all of it, from Bev’s drum solos to Richie’s tambourine which is filled with glitter and shaking over the front rows. There’s nothing quite like a Shark Puppy show because none are ever the same. “Now we’re going to bring out some special guests for this last one. You might recognize them from a video we posted a couple of nights ago.”
Ben and Eddie walk on, the latter looking drastically more nervous than Ben, who always looks like a tranquil mountain. The crowd erupts, the loudest they’ve been all night. They know those faces; they know what’s coming. “You all know Ben Hanscom, full-time manager and full-time sexy lumberjack.” Someone calls out I love you Ben Handsome and Ben waves in their direction, shy and sweet. “But I'd like you all to give a warm welcome to our friend and tour buddy, Eddie ‘Spaghetti’ Kaspbrak!” Richie hoots into the mic and the crowd cheers; Eddie looks adorably flustered.
Bev sets her cajón in the center of the stage and the boys fill in around her to form a half-circle, except Bill, who sits dead center. They’d only played through this once after the video to make sure they would all be comfortable (i.e, Eddie wouldn’t freak out) before the show, but even Bill knows the whole song by heart at this point. At the back of the concert hall, people start chanting Big Bill Big Bill Big Bill, until it fills the room and Bill covers his face to hide his embarrassment.
“This,” Richie says into the mic, his voice low and sultry and dramatic. “is ‘I Fucked Big Bill.’ ”
The roar of the crowd is thundering, to the point that the first few beats of the song are lost. Soon enough, the audience is stomping and clapping with them, like they might have it memorized too. “Join in when you know the words!” Richie calls out, lost to the crowd when Ben starts singing.
One night alone, I was fixing up the house.
Big Bill came over just to help me out.
Our eyes met, and our hands briefly touched.
Now were fucking every Tuesday after lunch!
All of them join in for the chorus, and so does some of the audience. Bill thinks he can see the girl with the #TozierSLUT sign screaming all the words.
I fucked Big Bill, yeah I fucked Big Bill.
I fucked Big Bill, yeah I fucked Big Bill!
Yeah he’s a slut, but that ain’t new;
I fucked Bill Denbrough, and so did you!
Eddie’s up next. Despite the tiny freakout he had in Bill’s dressing room, Eddie sounds a lot more like the drunk recording than the timid performance he’d given during mic check. The crowds gaining enthusiasm too, and by the end of Eddie’s verse, he’s jumping up and down with the energy of it all.
One time Big Bill snuck into my room:
Took off his shirt in the light of the moon.
We kissed, quiet and serene —
Not only was he beautiful, but he made me scream!
I fucked Big Bill, yeah I fucked Big Bill.
I fucked Big Bill, yeah I fucked Big Bill!
Yeah he’s a slut, but that ain’t new;
I fucked Bill Denbrough, and so did you!
While Richie is hands-down the attention pull (some might call it eyesore) of Shark Puppy, Mike gives him the strongest run for his money. As his verse starts (and Bill’s neck starts to heat for completely unrelated reasons) Mike dances out from the line and gives a particularly dramatic performance.
In my garage, were were underneath the hood,
When Big Bill started to whip it good.
Half the crowd screams as Mike spanks an invisible ass in time with his words; Bill does too, just internally, and for a lot longer.
Some grease stains will never wash away —
and I've never used those jumper cables since that day!
I fucked Big Bill, yeah I fucked Big Bill.
I fucked Big Bill, yeah I fucked Big Bill!
Yeah he’s a slut, but that ain’t new;
I fucked Bill Denbrough, and so did you!
Richie’s up next and has no interest in his performance being topped, which means Bill becomes an unwilling participant in the charade as Richie lays on his back in front of him and splays his legs wide open.
The pictures that will come from this concert are going to go straight to Colleen and Bill doesn’t know if he’ll be able to explain them away.
So I was staring at his shoulders at the quarry.
I grabbed him by the hand and begged Big Bill to hurry!
We washed off in the water, God this guy keeps getting hotter;
He fucked me hard and fast — I took it up the ass!
I fucked Big Bill, yeah I fucked Big Bill.
I fucked big Bill, yeah I fucked Big Bill!
Yeah he’s a slut, but that ain’t new;
I fucked Bill Denbrough, and so did you!
Bill’s saved from the embarrassment of another live performance since Bev can’t leave her cajón, but it’s a whole new kind of embarrassment to have hundreds of strangers scream the last line of her verse at him.
I fucked Big Bill in the back of Mike’s truck:
Driving ‘round town, he was feeling me up.
Pulling on my hair, then boy did he jump
When I got my finger in his ass at the next speed bump!
I fucked Big Bill, yeah I fucked Big Bill.
I fucked Big Bill, yeah I fucked Big Bill!
Yeah he’s a slut, but that ain’t new;
I fucked Bill Denbrough, and so did you!
Stan finishes them up. By this time everyone is dancing around the stage except for Bev keeping rhythm and Bill losing his shit in the middle of the chaos. Stan, who’s normally contained by his keyboard, is breaking it the fuck down with his weird little kicks and struts, and Bill knows right then this is going to become a staple of their set.
Bill would do it for them.
I fucked Big Bill, he’s a passionate lover!
The way he holds me is like no other.
We packed our bags and made a camp:
and then he took my cock like a champ!
We fucked Big Bill, yeah we fucked Big Bill.
We fucked big Bill, yeah we fucked Big Bill!
“OUR MEMORIES OF FUCKING HIM ARE THERE FOREVER,” Richie screams into the crowd, and they’re all going fucking nuts, too: a room full of flashlights, phone screens, and a few hundred fans screaming about fucking the lead singer of Shark Puppy.
WE FUCKED BILL DENBROUGH!
But not together!
The song ends with a roll on Bev’s cajón and a blackout, Richie’s “Goodnight milfs of Louisville” lost to the screams of the audience.
when i started writing this fic, i didn't have any plans to use anyone else's lyrics for my fic. then halfway thru chapter 2 i heard emily's version of IFBB and i immediately carved a place for her & matt's beautiful love child. i still sing IFBB to myself at the library, and at this point i might never stop.
for those of you wondering when this E rating might actually get some use.... your wait ends with my next post.
Chapter 8: eddie
“That’s what you call talent,” Richie brags once he’s swallowed. There’s a droplet of Baileys still on his lip, and Eddie would like nothing more than to lick it off.
No you would not, he tells himself. You do not want to lick any part of Richie Tozier, not his lip, and especially not his—
welcome to the chapter that makes the E rating make sense.
on an unrelated note, some of y'all bout to be real mad at me 👉👈...
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- Chicago, Illinois
“I think we’re pulling up to the Langham right now, Pats, I'm gonna have to go.” Eddie pushes Richie away where he’s trying to whisper stupid things into the mouthpiece and walks to the front of the bus — away from distractions. “Everyone but Ben is on board for a night out. He said he’s going to stay at the hotel and watch TV.” Eddie didn’t believe it for a second. At some point, Ben’s phone background had changed: gone was Emma Watson, replaced instead by the shape of someone new, silhouetted in the rays of sunlight and standing on top of some mountain. It's impossible to make out the face — whoever it is wasn’t even looking at the camera — but Eddie doesn't need to know who it is to know she's clearly the reason behind Ben’s dopey smile.
No one else seemed to notice; Eddie made a comment about Ben’s secret girlfriend to Bill the other day, to which Bill had snorted and said
“Unless that secret girlfriend is Beverly Marsh, I d-doubt it.”
Maybe Eddie doesn’t know Ben as well as Bill does, but Eddie isn’t stupid, he’s gay: Eddie can recognize yearning from fucking space. Ben might look at Bev with the echoes of love, but he looks at his phone like it’s the answer to every question he’ll ever ask.
“Boo,” comes Patty’s answer, and Eddie smiles to himself. Three months without his best friend ends today.
“You’ll just have to meet him before the concert tomorrow.”
“I can deal with that,” Patty sighs. “As long as I get to meet Mr. Overgrown-Twink tonight.” Her voice sounds downright nefarious, and fuck, Eddie’s been so worried about Bev and her meeting that he didn’t even think about that combo. “I've been dying to see the guy you definitely positively do not have a crush on.”
“You know, Richie just told me he can’t go out tonight, sorry Patty, gotta go, bye!” Eddie hangs up on Patty’s cackle just as something — someone — creeps up behind him and pinches his side.
Eddie gives a very manly, very not-scared squeal as he turns around.
“Fuck you, Richie,” Eddie grumbles, doing nothing to lessen Richie’s grin. Whatever Richie is going to say is cut off by the bus slamming on the breaks and Eddie’s body flying forward into Richie’s chest. Eddie can hear Conrad screaming expletives at whatever Chicago driver cut him off, but he’s a little distracted by Richie’s hands, which had flown to Eddie’s hips to stop his movement.
“Well damn, Kaspbrak — right here? In front of everyone?” Richie’s eyes are bright and Eddie can’t fucking do this right now, so he very maturely sticks his tongue out and squirms out of Richie’s grasp as quick as he can. The bus stops — for real this time, Eddie can feel the parking brake drop — and Eddie does not run away from Richie: he just moves very fast towards the exit and maybe skips a few stairs in his excitement to get off the bus.
Being home feels fucking amazing. In all the places Eddie has ever lived, none of them felt quite right; that might have had something to do with the people he was living with, actually, but the point remains the same. Chicago is home, even with its weird hot dog smell and occasional angry taxi driver in a Cubs hat screaming for him to get out of the road. Patty is here, his work is here, and… Eddie watches the rest of the band hop off the bus.
And now the rest of his friends are here too. There’s a fullness spreading in his bones, a burgeoning of something unnameable and unstoppable.
“Well, if it isn’t Eddie Kaspbrak in the flesh.” Eddie whips around. “How the fuck are ya, kid?”
Patty’s standing against the big walls of windows of the Langham, white pantsuit and dark hair rippling in the sting of the late November breeze. Eddie has never wanted to kiss a woman as much as he’d like to kiss Patty Blum right now.
They meet somewhere in the middle, hugging like it's been three years instead of three months. Eddie’s I missed you, fucker is lost to the wind, as is Patty’s right back atcha, kid, but the sentiment of it all is louder than the traffic behind them.
“Who’s the babe-a-tron, Eds?” Richie calls. Eddie pulls away from Patty’s embrace in time to see Richie nursing his arm, where Eddie can only assume Stan smacked him for his comment. Stan doesn’t look guilty, though: he looks dumbstruck, and awestruck, and lovestruck, and all the other 'strucks. One sideways glance at Patty confirms she’s got a similar expression, staring right back at Stan.
“This is Patty,” Eddie introduces to the group. He doesn’t miss the way Richie’s shoulders subtly sag in relief. “She’s the one I've been telling you about.”
“You and Stan both,” Mike mutters, and Bev giggles. Bill just looks happy to be there.
They rush through introductions. It’s all just formalities anyway: Patty’s known Shark Puppy since the start, and Eddie (and Stan, apparently) had told too many stories about her for anyone to be confused.
They all look away politely when Patty reaches Stan, though Stan can’t do anything but stand there holding Patty’s hand and beaming. Not that Eddie is watching from the corner of his eye.
God, they’re so cute Eddie’s going to lose his fucking mind.
When Eddie found out there would be a dark day before the Friday concert, he’d called Patty immediately. She was already planning on having lunch with Eddie and meeting up with them to see the concert, but a full night for the eight of them to run around untethered by responsibilities and stuffed with alcohol was an irresistible prospect. Patty had nearly screamed she’d been so excited, and the first words out of her mouth were
“We’re going to Tuxedo Jack’s.”
Tuxedo Jack’s is their favorite nightclub; a gay bar constantly filled with dancing, pudding shots, and a bouncer that knows them both by name. At the suggestion, Eddie pictured Richie on the dance floor, decked out in some flamboyant, ugly shirt and swinging his hips—
“Maybe!” Eddie had said tightly. “We’ll have to ask the group!”
Patty helps them bring their bags up to the rooms (i.e she gives Eddie her purse and talks to no one but Stan the whole time). Stan should be dropping off his bag in Mike and Bill’s room again, but he doesn’t. Initially, Patty had offered the whole band stay at their apartment, but Eddie knew it was too small to fit all of them comfortably.
Clearly there’d be enough room for Stan, though.
Eddie hadn’t planned on staying at the hotel — missing the chance to sleep in his own bed with his sheets and his goose-feather pillows? As if — but he also hadn’t planned on listening to Patty’s headboard slam against his wall all night, so when Richie swipes into the last suite, Eddie follows him inside.
“Shut up,” he mumbles when he brushes past Richie’s smirking form before dropping his bag on the bed next to the window.
Richie shrugs, tossing his backpack onto the other mattress. “I didn’t say anything.”
They’re only alone for fifteen, twenty seconds before Patty’s pounding on the door, calling “Come on! We’ve got plans to make!”
Bill suggests bowling, which is shut down quicker than Bev’s suggestion to check out the hotel swimming pool.
“N-not funny, Bev,” Bill says, flipping her off, but he’s smiling, too.
Patty pitches Tuxedo Jack’s to an overwhelmingly receptive audience; they’re all looking for a night to go balls to the wall buck wild, and a gay bar will always be the easiest route for that. Richie looks ecstatic, throws an arm around Bill and rejoices the fact Bill’s finally getting to go to a club “Tozier-style”, whatever that means. Eddie is… Eddie’s excited! He is! The tour has taken more out of him than he’d expected, and this is exactly what he needs right now, but…
Richie’s eyes catch his in the fluorescent hallway lights and Eddie swallows. A lot could happen in the darkness of a night club.
Bev, Patty, and Eddie end up in Bev and Ben’s room because it has the best mirrors, and the rest of the boys fuck around next door. Eddie can hear garbled chanting through the wall and he hopes their neighbors are good sports.
Bev and Patty’s evil giggles break Eddie from his trance, and he blinks a few times to clear the shower curtain print from his vision before turning to the girls stationed at the mirror. “What are you two laughing about?”
“Oh, nothing,” Patty placates, sending her and Bev back into suppressed laughter.
“I never should’ve introduced you guys.” Eddie kicks his legs where he sits on the bathroom counter. The girls are still looking at him.
“Is that what you’re wearing?” Eddie looks down. It’s a t-shirt and his black athletic shorts; nothing fancy, but it shows off his legs (and ass, if he was being straightforward), and that’s what he wants.
“No,” Patty corrects, shaking her head until Eddie slowly shakes his head too. “If we’re going out, we’re going out , baby. Now hold still while Bev puts this on.” Bev comes at him with the eyeliner pencil before Eddie really knows what’s happening.
Eddie doesn’t struggle. Against the combined powers of Patverly, it’s useless.
“I hate that we’re the same size,” Eddie grumbles later, letting Bev tuck the mesh shirt he's borrowing into his track shorts. Not only did he squeeze perfectly into that, but her worn-out pink Converse had also slid on like he was a grunged-out version of Cinderella.
“I love it,” Bev counters, and tousles his hair. “Now I can hem my own clothes without pricking myself every five seconds.” She leans in and pecks his cheek. “Besides: you look hot.”
He does. He looks really hot, actually; Eddie can’t stop looking at himself. The eyeliner is smudged artfully around his brown eyes, making them look even bigger than they already are. The track shorts are folded up and cinched around the mesh of the shirt so that not only do his legs look ten miles long, but the curve of his ass is barely contained beneath the fabric.
“She’s right,” Ben agrees from the bed. He’s sprawled out on the sheets with a tray of food from room service and a book about global politics. Already having a rocking Thursday night in and the rest of them haven’t even left yet. “You might actually kill Ri— er, uh, someone.” Ben takes a bite of his sandwich in lieu of trying to cover his slip-up, and Eddie turns his red face back to the mirror.
Well. Ben isn’t wrong.
The door beeps as Patty returns, tossing the room key back to Bev. “The boys are all set when we are,” she says, slipping on a pair of heels that Eddie thinks could actually pierce someone’s heart with the right amount of pressure. “Richie loves his custom merch.” The girls share an identical, devilish smile. They must have gotten to Richie too.
Bev throws an arm around both of their shoulders (though Patty is significantly taller than both of them in her heels) and grins. “Lets go girls!”
“Be safe ladies!” Ben calls as they leave, not looking up from his book. “Good luck!”
Eddie’s going to need it.
The first thing Eddie does when the Uber pulls up to the club is buy a drink. The second thing he does is buy another. He drinks them both in quick succession and wipes a shaky hand across the back of his mouth. Neither of them do anything to clear the image of Richie in his hand-torn crop top and ripped jeans leaned up against the elevator wall, but they help. Kind of.
“Gonna save any for the rest of us, Eds?” Richie asks, appearing on his left. The music pulses through the club, loud and repetitive, but over by the bar Eddie can hear every lilt in Richie’s voice. Richie doesn’t wait for a reply, just orders a round of shots for the group that has materialized in the space behind him. Maybe the shot will be enough to forget how Richie’s eyes had darkened when Eddie came out of the hotel room — enough to forget the weight of Richie’s stare the entire Uber ride over, or at least enough to forget the choked sound Richie made when Eddie’s shorts rode up as he exited the car.
It won’t be, but Eddie hopes anyway.
“To Shark Puppy!” Patty announces when they hold up their shot glasses, and Stan throws in an “and Patty!” before they all toss back the burning liquid. With the alcohol from the first two drinks settling into his veins, Eddie waves Bev off when she suggests some buttery nipples. There’s an entire night ahead of him, and he doesn’t want his vision going blurry before he’s even made it to the dance floor. The rest of them are all in, though, which means Eddie has to watch Richie lean over and take his buttery nipple hands-free.
“That’s what you call talent,” Richie brags once he’s swallowed. There’s a droplet of Baileys still on his lip, and Eddie would like nothing more than to lick it off.
No you would not, he tells himself. You do not want to lick any part of Richie Tozier, not his lip, and especially not his—
“You’ve got some…” Eddie trails off, still staring openly at Richie’s mouth. His hands move before his brain can stop them. Eddie brushes his thumb across the curve of Richie’s lower lip, wiping the liquor from the pink skin before bringing it to his own mouth. The taste of the Baileys is sweet, but the tiny breath Richie sucks in as his eyes track the movement is sweeter.
Eddie Kaspbrak, you are a fool, the sensible side of his brain says, and then shuts down for the rest of the evening.
“Dancing?” Patty suggests, breaking the moment. Bill looks hesitant, but Richie grabs hold of his shoulders and directs him toward the crowd of bodies near the speakers.
“Dancing,” Eddie agrees, and the rest of them follow in Bill and Richie’s steps.
Patty takes Eddie’s hand and leads him to the center of the crowd; her favorite place to be. “Let's show these out of towners how to move it Chicago style,” she calls into Eddie’s ear, and they proceed to do just that.
Eddie can dance. Eddie can really dance, and he really knows it. Patty can dance too, so Eddie can only imagine what they must look like. If Stan’s face is anything to go by, Eddie imagines they look really, really good.
“Can I cut in?” a voice from behind him says over the beat of the music. Eddie doesn’t bother hiding his disappointment when he finds it’s some stranger, but he also doesn’t say no. They’re here to dance, right? So he’ll dance.
The man’s hands feel clunky where they land on Eddie’s hips, and his breath smells too much like vodka and scallops. It’s making Eddie a little sick, so he turns in the stranger’s grip so that at the very least he won't have his gross breath blowing hot in his face. Actually, once he’s no longer worrying about the stranger’s potential halitosis, once Eddie closes his eyes, it’s not so bad. He starts to lose himself in the beat of the music, hips swinging in time. With his eyes closed like this, Eddie can pretend those hands belonged to anybody.
“I think your boyfriend’s watching us,” the man says against Eddie’s ear. Eddie’s nose scrunches because he doesn’t have a fucking clue what this guy’s talking about.
Eddie’s eyes open and he says, confused “I don’t have a... ” But, sure enough, someone’s watching. Through the flashing lights and sweaty bodies, Eddie can see him — Richie’s so tall Eddie can always fucking see him, can spot him in a crowd of a thousand with those unruly curls and that crooked smile. Richie’s not smiling now, not really. He’s got his hands on some blonde boy, pressed up against Richie’s frame like Eddie’s pressed up against Scallop Breath, and he’s watching. Staring. At Eddie.
Eddie never wants him to look away.
They dance like that for awhile, and maybe Eddie gets a little dirty with the way he moves his hips just to see Richie’s fingers dig into where he holds the blonde’s waist. Richie’s gaze never drops.
Before, Eddie had pushed Scallop Breath’s hands away when they’d tried to roam free. Now, with Richie’s undivided attention, Eddie wraps his fingers around one of the man’s hands and guides it down, down, until it covers Eddie’s pale thigh and digs into the flesh there. It does nothing for Eddie; the darkness that floods Richie’s eyes, though… that sends sparks through Eddie’s spine. Without missing a beat, Richie’s hand mirrors the action, sliding down the blonde man’s thigh and gripping it. Eddie’s mouth falls open and his head drops back onto the stranger’s shoulder and Richie, that bastard, smirks.
“Do you maybe want to get out of here?” Scallop Breath asks, his hand sliding a little too far up for Eddie’s comfort.
Peeling away from the man’s grip, Eddie says “Not with you.” He should feel bad for the guy, but he doesn’t: he can’t. Not when Richie’s still staring at him from across the dance floor, hand sliding higher and higher up the blond’s leg.
Eddie forces himself to look away and pushes through the mass of people.
The bathroom is almost empty and, despite the odd smell that comes with being in a public restroom, Eddie feels like he can breathe again. He still feels hot all over. The vodka’s got his chest heating up pink, so he leans over the sink and splashes some water over his face.
No amount of water can wash away the image of Richie stained on the back of his eyelids.
The door to the bathroom opens. Eddie doesn’t look up: he knows who it is. A club full of hundreds of strangers, and he knows, he fucking knows it’s Richie. He’d be lying if he said he hadn’t been hoping Richie would follow; he’d be lying if he said he hadn’t left knowing Richie would follow.
It takes two to tango, after all.
“Looked like you were having a good time out there,” Richie says. Eddie stands up straight to catch the man’s gaze in the mirror. It’s blistering, makes Eddie feel sticky hot all over, like Richie’d brought the sun in with him. “Made your friend pretty sad when you left, though.” Through the reflection, Eddie watches Richie take a step forward. Eddie’s hands grip the porcelain of the sink, but he doesn’t move — couldn’t if he tried.
“That sucks for him.” Eddie clears his throat. “I'm sure your friend was pretty sad, too.”
“Sucks for him,” Richie mimics. He takes another step forward. “I was a little distracted by someone else, anyway.” Eddie can feel Richie’s warmth radiating off of his body, he’s so close now. Eddie clears his throat again.
“Yeah.” Through the reflection, Eddie watches — feels — Richie’s hands find Eddie’s hips. The touch is so soft, a barely-there grip that still sets Eddie’s entire body up in flames.
“W-who?” Richie’s hands are still moving, one flattening over his stomach and the other sliding down to Eddie’s thigh. This is what he must’ve looked like, Eddie realizes, pressed against that stranger as he danced. Richie’s fingers dig in, sudden and possessive, and Eddie can’t hold back the sharp whimper. It’s a mirror image from the dance floor, except it's finally (finally, finally) Richie pressed against him.
And Eddie’s hard. Really fucking hard, and Richie’s barely touched him but Eddie’s cock strains at the fabric of his shorts. He wants more. He wants everything Richie will give him and then some. Boldy, Eddie presses back against Richie’s frame, realizing with another whimper that Richie’s just as hard as he is. Eddie’s head falls back against Richie’s shoulder and he squeezes his eyes shut.
I'm going to die in the bathroom of a gay bar and it’s all Richie Tozier’s fault.
“Do you know how fucking good you looked out there?” Richie asks, ignoring Eddie’s question. Lips brush against the shell of Eddie’s ear, breath hot against his skin. “In these little shorts— fuck, Eddie, you almost killed me.”
“You should’ve asked me to dance,” Eddie says, finding his breath before Richie steals it away again when the hand on his stomach shifts and the tips of his fingers slide under the waistband of Eddie’s shorts. “I would’ve— fuck, Richie.” Richie’s a devil, a fucking devil, mouth trailing down the line of Eddie’s arched neck before he’s biting down and sucking a fat, red mark on to the skin. “I would’ve said yes, I would’ve— ”
“I wanted to watch,” Richie murmurs, and he sucks another mark onto Eddie’s neck, and another, until Eddie’s chest is heaving and he looks like he’s gone head to head with a vacuum cleaner. “Look at you, Eds. Look how pretty you are.”
Eddie looks; he's wrecked. Five minutes in a bathroom with Richie and he’s already fucking wrecked. There are bruises along his neck now, too high to cover, and his cheeks are flushed bright red. Eddie’s eyes are so blown-out he can’t even see the ring of brown around them anymore. The only solace is that Richie looks just as fucked as he does. “So fucking pretty,” Richie mumbles, and Eddie’s so caught up in the hunger of Richie’s gaze that he forgets they’re in public; when Richie’s fingers curl around Eddie’s length under the fabric of his shorts he moans so loud it echoes.
“Oh fuck, Richie, I— ” Eddie can’t look anymore, it’s too much. His hand flies up to pull at Richie’s curls in an attempt to stabilize himself, but all that does is make Richie groan and push his hips forward. “We can’t— we’re in—” Eddie’s brain is fucking malfunctioning. Realistically he knows they shouldn’t be doing this here when someone could walk in at any time, but Eddie’s hips don’t get the memo and he arches first into Richie’s grip and then grinds back against his length because there’s so much Richie and Eddie wants it all, every fucking bit.
“Could fuck you in the stall,” Richie breathes against his ear, and Eddie’s knees wobble. Is he losing his mind? Is Richie Tozier actually driving him off the brink of insanity? On any other day with any other man Eddie would find the idea disgusting — the germs, the risk, the lack of a bed — but when he imagines Richie fucking him up against the stall, all of that falls away. Get ahold of yourself Eddie, Jesus, c’mon . Richie’s wrist twists just right; if Eddie doesn’t get a grip he’s going to come in his goddamn shorts before he’s even gotten the chance to kiss Richie. With all the strength Eddie’s got left, he pulls Richie’s hand away and turns around.
Maybe he’s panting with the effort; maybe it’s just really warm in the bathroom.
Eddie’s going to say something — let’s get out of here? call an Uber? — but Richie surges forward and kisses Eddie silent. It’s slow, and greedy, like Richie’s been waiting weeks to get his mouth on Eddie’s, and it’s so hot that Eddie whines into it before his brain catches up and he kisses Richie right back. Someone walks in — Eddie can hear the door open and close, followed by the slam of the stall door — but Eddie can’t scrounge up any fucks to give. He’s kissing Richie Tozier; the rest of the world can fucking wait.
Richie tries to push Eddie back up against the sink, and Eddie wants it (really really wants it) but he knows if they don’t leave right this second Eddie’s going to hate himself for letting Richie blow his back out in a grimy club bathroom.
“No, no, c’mon, lets—” Eddie pushes Richie back, but Richie leans forward to chase the feeling of Eddie’s lips. It’s a lot fucking harder to push Richie back for the second time (especially since he’s gotten his hand back down Eddie’s pants again) but the toilet flushes and Eddie moves away so fast he knocks into the paper-towel dispenser.
“Take me back to the hotel,” Eddie says, and he has to adjust himself so he doesn’t show the entire club what he’d been doing in the bathroom. “And fuck me like you mean it.”
This time, it’s Richie’s turn to whimper.
They have to take separate Ubers to the hotel. Eddie doesn’t have an ounce of faith in himself or Richie to keep their hands off each other for the ride, and Eddie isn’t about to ruin some poor driver’s night. That, and people have started to recognize the members of Shark Puppy even in the low light of the club: Eddie has enough sense to keep his and Richie’s faces out of the tabloids. Patty looked too busy on the dance floor with Stan to interrupt, and Bev looked equally as busy with some girl in fishnets, so Eddie took the lesser of all the evils and interrupted Bill and Mike’s conversation at the bar to tell them he and Richie were tired.
“Tired, huh?” Mike looks like he knows exactly what's happening, but Bill waves with a big, drunk, clueless smile and tells Eddie to have fun before Eddie practically sprints out the door to catch his Uber.
The Pitchfork Media building passes Eddie’s window during the short trip, and Eddie pretends he can’t see it. Memories of Richie’s hand on his thigh drown out Sting’s warnings with ease.
Richie’s not in the lobby, and he’s not in the hallway either. It gives Eddie just enough time for the rational part of his brain to start back up, to whisper maybe it’s not such a good idea, but the minute Eddie swipes into his room, Richie’s crowding him against the closing door and flushing all thoughts that aren’t Richie Richie Richie out of his head.
“Bed,” Eddie mumbles between kisses, and Richie makes a sound but doesn’t do anything to start moving that direction. He presses Eddie against the door even harder, actually, wraps one of those big hands around Eddie’s bare thigh and hoists it up against his hip so their cocks grind together in a way so sinful Eddie’s brain goes blank.
Eddie’s not religious anymore, but Richie’s dick might change his mind.
“Fuck, Richie, c’mon,” Eddie gasps. Nails scrape against the bare skin of Richie’s flat stomach before his hands push up, up, bunching the fabric of Richie’s shirt into his armpits. Eddie briefly mourns that he hadn’t gotten a chance to really appreciate Richie in his crop top, but then Richie rocks his hips forward and Eddie forgets whatever the fuck he was just thinking about. “Richie. ”
“I love it when you say my name like that,” Richie rasps. Eddie huffs out a laugh — or maybe a moan, he can’t really be sure anymore.
“Fucking narcissist,” Eddie replies. He can feel Richie’s grin against his neck, and that gives him enough energy to wriggle out of Richie’s grip. “Come on, I wanna suck your dick.”
“You’re going to fucking kill me,” Richie says, but he follows. He always does.
Richie tries to distract him after Eddie gets Richie naked. Actually, Eddie distracts himself first, eyes going wide when he tugs down Richie’s briefs and finds the most beautiful (read: giant) cock he’s ever laid eyes on.
“Jesus Christ,” Eddie moans, but Richie interrupts Eddie’s viewing party to yank at the fabric of Eddie’s borrowed shirt.
Absolutely zero finesse; Eddie’s going to have to buy Bev a new one.
Richie gets Eddie half-naked and then pushes him onto the bed, sucks a big, purple bruise onto Eddie’s thigh when he pulls the black shorts down Eddie’s legs before Eddie remembers he’s on a goddamn mission and he will not be stopped.
“Get off me you devil,” Eddie pants, arms weak when he pushes at Richie’s shoulders. Richie bites into the soft flesh of Eddie’s naked thigh again, and his fingers dance towards where Eddie’s cock lays flushed and hard against his stomach. “No no no. I've been thinking about your dick for weeks and I'm going to touch it, goddamn it.”
Richie snorts. Eddie regrets looking down, because Richie’s looking right back at him through lashes that have no business being that long and pretty. “Weeks?”
“Shut up shut up shut — oh.” Richie’s tongue runs flat and slow up the length of Eddie’s cock, teasing like the stupid bastard he is. “I hate you.”
“You don’t,” Richie says, and then he’s swallowing Eddie down like he’s been training his whole life to suck Eddie’s dick. It’s fucking phenomenal — Eddie has to bite his lip to keep his thoughts to himself. Richie’s head is big enough, there’s no need to enlarge it any further.
The way Richie smirks around Eddie’s cock makes Eddie think it might be too late for that.
Richie sucks dick like he does everything else: it’s enthusiastic, a little sloppy, and fucking loud. The sounds he’s making are stupid hot, like he can’t get enough of it, and when Eddie’s fingers thread into Richie’s sweaty curls, he somehow gets even louder. Eddie knows they’re going to get a noise complaint — or at least some texts from Ben, whose room shares a wall — but he can’t find a single part of him that cares. In fact, he starts pulling at dark strands just to hear the sweet way Richie whines again and again and again.
“I hate that you’re so good at this,” Eddie complains. “You’ve got a stupid mouth and I hate it, I hate you and your stupid, stupid mouth — oh fuck — I hate you so much. Get off me, get off, I hate you.” Eddie tugs sharply at Richie’s curls and he pulls off with a gasp, that little smirk still curling at the corners of his lips, even with spit dribbling down his chin obscenely.
“I've wanted that for weeks, too,” Richie says, so genuine that Eddie has to look away for a moment or his eyes might give away too much.
“What, me to call you stupid?” Eddie jokes, deflecting, and Richie laughs.
“Yes, absolutely.” Eddie’s going to say something else (he doesn’t know what, exactly, but he’s not used to Richie being this quiet and it’s weird and heavy and keeps making his heart skip in his chest), but Richie starts trailing open-mouthed kisses up Eddie’s stomach instead. “I've wanted a lot of things for weeks,” Richie says between kisses.
“Like what,” Eddie breathes, words hitching when Richie’s tongue flicks over his nipple. It’s too much, and Eddie decides he can’t take it anymore, so he nudges Richie off, trying to get some semblance of control here. Richie lets him, too, lets Eddie push him around until he’s sitting with Eddie’s thighs straddling his lap and Eddie’s fingers wrapped around his length. “Tell me. Tell me what you want.”
“You,” Richie groans, a little dazed. “All the time. Every fucking minute — shit, Eds, do you know how impossible it is not to think about you?” Eddie spends a lot of time telling Richie to shut up, but realistically, Eddie could listen to him talk forever about whatever until they both keeled over. “I think about fucking you every fucking day.”
“Every day?” Eddie starts to pump his hand around Richie’s cock, revels in the way Richie’s fingers dig into Eddie’s ass so hard he knows there will be bruises tomorrow.
“Shit, yeah. Wanna fuck your mouth,” Eddie very kindly stifles the urge to remind him that could’ve happened already. “And your thighs, god, wanna fuck your thighs. Those fucking — oh shit — those shorts, gonna’ fuck you in those shorts, too.”
“Gonna?” Eddie hums, and swipes the pad of his thumb across the tip of Richie’s cock to spread the wetness there. Richie knocks his head against the wall, glasses sliding down the bridge of his nose. He looks, Eddie thinks, stupidly adorable. “Pretty confident. Who says I'll let you?” Without warning, Richie grazes his fingers across the sensitive skin of Eddie’s hole. Eddie’s wrist stutters and he mewls — fucking mewls — and Richie has the gall to look smug.
“You’ll let me,” Richie says, and he’s right. Eddie hates him because he’s absolutely fucking right.
“If you don’t get your fingers in me right fucking now, I'm going to lose my mind,” Eddie huffs. He can feel the beads of sweat on his forehead and he hasn’t even gotten Richie’s cock inside him, which is just unfair. “Please tell me you have lube or I swear I'll go back to the club and find Scallop Breath.”
Richie does have lube, which he yanks from the bedside drawer after he stops snorting about Scallop Breath. The first finger is easy; Eddie will never admit it, not to anyone, but he may have prepped a little in the shower that morning. High hopes, or whatever, okay, it doesn't matter because it had all been worth it in the end. The second finger isn’t as easy. Richie’s fingers are longer, thicker than Eddie’s, and it takes a second for the prickle of pain to fade into that pleasant stretch.
“Yeah, yeah, right — fuck, now we’re getting somewhere.”
“Yeah?” Richie says, panting against his jaw. Eddie feels a little bad for the angle of Richie’s wrist, but Richie’s still leaking against his stomach so it can’t be that bad. His fingers spread, scissor inside of him, and Eddie gives a high, needy whine. The third finger is the least easy of all, actually hurts a little, but Eddie doesn’t care: he likes it. He pushes back against Richie’s fingers, rocks down onto his pumping wrist. They stay like that for a long time, Eddie’s breathing getting more and more labored with every brush of Richie’s fingertips against inside him until Richie says “You gotta tell me when I can— ”
“Now,” Eddie pants, and he presses both palms against the wall in an effort to keep himself upright. “Nownownownow— ”
Richie’s wrist stutters to a stop, fingers slipping out. “Are you— ”
“Don’t you dare ask me if I'm fucking sure, if you don’t put your dick in me right now— ” The head of Richie’s length presses against Eddie’s hole, thick and hot, and Eddie bites his lip as he lowers himself down, down. It’s way too much at once and Eddie burns, lungs empty.
He feels beautifully, incredibly, wonderfully full.
“Hold on, just need— ”
“Anything, yeah, take your time.” Eddie hums, presses his forehead against Richie’s until it doesn’t feel so overwhelming anymore. Richie’s glasses are fogging up, but his eyes are closed behind them anyway, so Eddie doesn’t think it matters. “Eddie, please tell me I can move. I think I'm gonna lose my mind if I have to— ” Eddie cuts him off with a roll of his hips that makes them both moan in unison. Richie’s fingers are locked in a death grip on Eddie’s thighs.
“C’mon Rich,” Eddie says, trying (and failing) to sound unaffected. “Thought you were gonna’ fuck me.”
“Yeah, well, now I need a fucking second unless you want me to come immediately.” Eddie stifles his laugh against Richie’s shoulder before Richie tilts his head and Eddie’s laughing against Richie’s lips. They kiss, slow and indulgent, until Eddie’s pretty sure the only things in the world are him, and Richie, and Richie’s perfect dick inside him. Eddie rolls his hips again and the feeling is so good he almost blacks out.
“Rich, Richie, please,” Eddie says. Richie bites at his bottom lip.
“Yeah, okay,” Richie says, and then he lowers his hips until it’s just the fat head pressed against Eddie’s rim before he fucks back up. Hard. Eddie screams, just a little.
It becomes a team effort, then, Eddie’s thighs burning with the effort of bouncing up and down as Richie fucks his hips up off the bed. The sounds they’re making are filthy, a combination of skin on skin, wet lube, and Eddie’s high pitched moans underlined by Richie’s lower ones.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah, shit, Richie, fuck me, fuck, mother fucking— ”
“Eddie, shit, so fucking tight, so good, feels so fucking good, Eddie— ”
At some point Eddie’s words stop being words and just turn into a garbled mess of vowels and noises that sound kind of like Richie’s name. Richie never stops talking though, even when Eddie can feel his rhythm falling as he gets closer and closer to orgasm.
“Eddie, baby, so pretty, taking my cock like that. So fucking good, so fucking beauti-” Eddie covers Richie’s mouth with his because it’s too much. Too sweet. Eddie can’t think about that right now — he can barely think at all, his cock’s so hard, but if he has to hear Richie call him beautiful with his dick up his ass, Eddie might actually factually pass the fuck out. Or have a heart attack. Or maybe be faced with the fact he likes Richie a whole lot more than he should.
None of which are things that Eddie wants to entertain right now.
His orgasm hits him like a fucking train; Richie slams up at an angle that makes lightning crack behind Eddie’s eyes and he cries out, ropes of cum coating Richie’s chest and stomach as Eddie’s legs quiver with the force of it. Richie isn’t far behind, either, and he hides whatever noise he would’ve made by biting Eddie’s neck as he bottoms out. Through the fog, Eddie can feel it, Richie’s come filling him where he’s raw and sensitive and fucked out.
It takes five minutes for either of them to be able to speak again, let alone move. Eddie doesn’t even know if he can move; it feels like all of his bones have been replaced with jelly. Or butter, maybe. Something. Eddie’s brain’s not working, he can’t think of any good metaphors for the way he feels right now: he just knows he feels fan-fucking-tastic and entirely fucked out.
“So,” Richie says finally, and Eddie sits up where he’d collapsed against Richie’s chest. “High five?”
Eddie showers alone, with the door locked, ignoring Richie’s protests from the other side.
- Chicago, Illinois
Eddie wakes Richie up an hour earlier than they’re supposed to meet the Losers for lunch. Richie doesn’t complain, and Eddie finally gets Richie’s dick in his mouth. They show up ten minutes late, and Patty and Stan spend the entirety of the meal slipping hickey jokes into the conversation.
They shut up when Eddie asks if Patty made sure to secure the strap last night.
“I'm gonna watch the show tonight,” Eddie tells them before they all go out. Richie’s smile is blinding, shining rays of sunshine directly into Eddie’s heart. “I think. With Patty. We’re gonna watch. Front row.”
“Pit seats, huh? Close enough you might be lucky enough that you can feel the band’s spit.” Eddie flips Richie off.
“B-but what about ‘I Fucked Big Bill?’ We can’t do it w-without you.”
“Don’t worry, Bill. Britt said she’ll give me a boost onto the stage when it’s time.” Bill looks relieved. From over his shoulder, Eddie can see Alex dim the stage lights, which means the show’s about to start. “I have to go find Patty but uh— ” Eddie’s nervous suddenly, like he’s the one performing. It doesn’t make sense, but for whatever reason, finally watching the show feels big. Richie’s looking at him like it’s big, too, but Eddie can’t handle that so he looks at Bev. “Good luck out there. It’ll be a great show, as always.”
Bev grins. “I dunno, I'm feeling a little nervous now that I know a big music critic’s in the audience.” Eddie rolls his eyes. The stage is going completely dark — Eddie’s gotta go now or he’ll miss the start. He turns, but Bill pulls him into a hug, and suddenly they’re all there, wrapping their arms around him until he’s the center of a giant Shark Puppy sandwich. Or cabbage — something with lots of layers around the middle bit.
Ben pulls away first and he, the saint, helps Eddie out of the hug, sends him on his way. “You better be cheering the loudest, Eddie!”
Patty’s dead center, right behind the barricade with her legs and arms spread like she was saving the spot. “Finally,” she mutters, and Britt gives him a nod as Eddie jumps the barricade to stand beside Patty just as the audience lights go out.
It’s… the show is... Shark Puppy… well. It fucks. That’s all Eddie has to say about it. Shark Puppy fucking fucks. The lights, the projections, they’re incredible on their own, but the people they’re backing up are the stars. Obviously, but like. God , Eddie was getting a half — maybe even a quarter — of the entire experience when he stood backstage. Watching them from the front is like witnessing a shooting star.
Or, well, five shooting stars. Whatever.
Stanley’s on fire the whole night, dancing behind his keyboard during every song without missing a single note. Mike slays it on the bass, and at one point, Richie takes over for him and Mike literally — literally — breakdances on stage. Spins on his fucking head and everything. Patty turns to Eddie at one point like can you fucking believe and Eddie just flails in response like no I cannot fucking believe.
Actually, Richie ends up taking a turn at almost every instrument when he’s not skipping around banging his glitter-coated tambourine. During ‘ Can’t Go Back’ he takes over Bev’s drum kit, and during ‘ Rock War’ he steals Bill’s guitar as Bill wails into the mic. Stan doesn’t give up his keyboard, but that doesn’t stop Richie from sneaking in to riff over his shoulder during ‘ Bike Ride’ . It’s all very entertaining and, Eddie thinks, not hot at all!
(It’s very hot. Eddie hates how attracted to Richie he is the entire concert. Richie keeps looking at him like he knows, too, which doesn’t make it any better.)
‘Deadlights’ is a newer song, added to the line-up about a month in, and Richie sings the entire thing directly to Eddie. At one point he kneels at the edge of the stage, mic gripped in his hand as Britt dutifully holds up Richie’s torso so he can be face-to-face with Eddie in the crowd.
You walked in and had me with a single look
One glimpse of your lips and I was hooked
I'm trapped, baby you shine so bright
Please, please, free me from your deadlights
There’s cameras snapping but Eddie doesn’t pay them any attention: he just laughs, wild and authentic, with hearts in his eyes, until Britt’s tired of being Richie’s prop and forces him back to the stage.
They’re nearing the end of the set — Bill’s just finished Georgie , which means there’s only one song before the encore — when Eddie’s phone rings. He’s going to ignore it, but it buzzes incessantly, annoying him until he finally checks.
You need to come back stage
3 missed calls from Ben Handsome
Eddie frowns. Something must have changed — clearly, Britt isn’t going to heave him up on stage for the encore anymore. He’s going to have to go back and enter the normal way. Eddie kisses Patty’s cheek and points, not willing to waste his voice to scream when she wouldn’t hear him anyway. She nods, and Eddie hops the fence to go find Ben.
“Hey, I'm here. I didn’t think I was going to have to leave until—” Ben lifts his head from where he’d been staring at his phone screen, and his eyes are rimmed with red: like he’s been crying. “Whoa, what’s going on? Are you okay?”
Ben’s words are lost, dampened by the roar of the crowd as the final song finishes and the stage goes dark. “Wait, what? I'm sorry, I didn’t—”
Richie and Bill come screaming off the stage, and Beverly follows close behind, leaping onto Richie’s back and screaming “Shark Puppy rules the world!” Mike comes in with Stan, who has somehow lost his shirt, and they join in on the screaming too. Normal post-show antic things.
“Guys, I think something’s—” Eddie looks frantically between Bev and Ben, who’s started crying again, and Bev slides off Richie’s back to run to Ben’s side.
“Ben? What’s going on? Is it... does it have to do with—” Bev raises her eyebrows at him to communicate whatever it is she’s trying to say, but Ben shakes his head. “Then what’s wrong? What’s going on?”
Ben wipes his snotty nose with the back of his massive arm and tries to pull himself together enough to speak. “I-I got a call, and I couldn’t… I'm sorry Eddie, I didn’t mean to stop you from enjoying the concert, but I didn’t think you guys would want to perform after—” Ben sobs again. Eddie’s heart is hammering in his chest and he has no fucking clue what Ben’s talking about. A look to the others confirms they don’t either.
“Why wouldn’t we want to perform, honey? Who called you?” Bev’s voice is soothing as she rubs a hand across Ben’s back, and it takes another few seconds to gather himself again.
“I didn’t think you’d want to after you found out— after you—” Ben sniffles, and now Stan’s coming to put an arm around Ben, too.
“Found out what, Ben?”
Ben takes a shuddering breath. “That— that Georgie’s dead.”
Chapter 9: bill
Ha. Georgie would think that’s funny. I never can figure out cameras.
(Bill has to remind himself to speak in past tense. Sometimes he slips up.)
this is a mass apology to everyone. im sorry u had to read the end of last chapter, and im sorry u have to read this. lovey dovey romance picks up next chapter i SWEAR......probably
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When Bill was five years old, he stepped on a butterfly.
It was an accident — and he was five.
Derry, Maine couldn’t ever be described as beautiful. Pretty, if you were stretching the truth; rustic, if you were twisting it. There was one week in the spring, though, one short week at the tail-end of April, where Derry could almost grasp the wisps of beautiful. It was that very week in spring — the spring that Bill turned five in — when Bill stepped on that butterfly. He was tumbling and bumbling over the grass (it took him years to learn how to move like something other than a baby deer, and even now he’s still reminiscent of a newborn fawn) when, in his pursuit to catch the poor bug, Big Bill Denbrough squashed it with his bare foot.
Gentle hands replaced graceless feet as Bill scooped the butterfly up and held it in the sunlight. Its wings twitched once, twice, and then it froze. “Oh no,” Bill breathed. Had he done that?
“M-mommy!” He didn’t run after that. He was so slow and so careful, eyes flitting from the ground to his friend to the ground to his friend that his mom got tired of waiting and met Bill halfway. “I hurt him. We have to help!”
“We can’t help him, Billy,” his mother said softly. Tender.
Bill frowned. “Wuh-what do you mean? Wuh-we just need to fix his wings, o-or give him some water.”
(How was she supposed to say this? How do you look down at cherub cheeks and big, blue eyes and explain that nothing lasts forever?)
“I… I don’t think we can help him, baby.” Bill’s eyes had gone watery at that. And then they’d gone full-on teary, big fat droplets of saltwater that fell down his face and onto his shirt.
(How was she supposed to do this? Just let him cry? Was it so bad to entertain him, to make him feel like everything might be alright just so he didn’t have to hurt so badly?)
“M-mommy?” Bill asked softly, his eyes still big and wet even though his tears had dried up with a few hiccups some minutes before. The butterfly sat motionless beside the saucer of water they’d brought to the yard. We tried so hard, Billy. Sometimes, though, sometimes you can’t save things. Sometimes it’s too late. His mother looked down from where she sat at the top of the porch steps. “Is it my fault? D-did I hurt it too bad?”
Is it my fault?
(How was she supposed to answer this? How could she explain that it was, but it wasn’t, not at all; how could she mend a broken butterfly heart?)
“No Billy, it’s not your fault. Not one bit,” she said, and she opened her arms wide until Bill sat on the step between her legs and laid his head on the round of her stomach. There’s a little baby in there, Billy. You’re going to be a brother. Bill wrapped his arms around his mommy and he held tight, fresh tears staining her shirt instead of his. She held him close, with soft hands and full arms; she held him until he stopped shaking, and then she held him a little longer.
“Sometimes things happen. And there’s nothing we can do to stop them. They just happen.”
- Derry, Maine
They used his old swim team photo in the obituary.
Georgie was bald in that; shaved his head (and the rest of his body) alongside the rest of the team to raise awareness for… something. Bill can't remember that part, just remembers Georgie standing in the bathtub in his Speedo, his friend attempting to do everything with an electric razor as Bill leaned against the wall and watched, shaking with laughter.
In the picture, Georgie was also mid-blink, one eye semi-closed and wonky. He was smiling, at least, though that part of the picture was overexposed and made his mouth look too big, like an evil villain or a creepypasta monster from the stories Richie used to send in the group chat. The point was, it was an awful picture of Georgie; probably the only bad picture of him in existence. Bill could’ve taken a better one with his shoe.
Ha. Georgie would think that’s funny. I never can figure out cameras.
(Bill has to remind himself to speak in past tense. Sometimes he slips up.)
(A lot of times he slips up. Every time. Every time he thinks about Georgie, he fucks it up, he says Georgie will or Georgie is when the fact is that Georgie won’t ever be anything anymore.)
They use a nicer picture for the funeral. Georgie’s smiling, big and bright, and the pile of blonde hair sits on his head again. If the picture was zoomed out, Mary would’ve been in frame, too.
We would’ve used his senior pictures, his mother said. But they don’t take those ‘til spring.
Bill doesn’t know which photo is worse, really. The swimming team photo is bad, but in its horrible depiction, it brought distance. The good picture of him — the one where wind whipped his hair around the famous Denbrough blues — that one feels so real, so close that if Bill just closes his eyes, squeezes them real tight, maybe Georgie will walk around the corner, ask what kind of boring party didn’t have cake.
He won’t, because ashes can’t walk.
No one gets buried in winter, not in Maine. The cold alone keeps the ground frozen December through March, at the earliest, which means if you die in Derry after November, you aren’t seeing the inside of a casket until weeks, sometimes months have passed. Cremation had been the unanimous vote, even if Bill didn’t technically have a say.
There will be a headstone put in come spring, and Bill doesn’t want to think about having to go through all this again, but outside.
At least maybe in a field of gravestones he won’t feel so claustrophobic. As it is, the funeral parlor is packed to the brim for Georgie’s wake. Nearly the entire highschool is here; friends, teachers - Bill is pretty sure he recognizes one of the cafeteria’s lunch ladies. Mary is here, too. When she’d arrived (one of the first, right after the Bill and his parents had pulled in) she’d waved, and Bill had waved back. They didn’t hug — Bill's trying not to hug anyone, not right away; not when he knew one squeeze too hard will have all the tears he’s held in bursting out every seam. Mary must have felt the same because she politely declined Bill’s mom’s hug, and Bill’s dad’s handshake.
Zachary Denbrough, stoic as ever, harsh wrinkles from years of uncontrollable anger turning flat and soft with the grief of losing a child. Bill’s never seen his dad cry; until recently, he’d never heard it either. The night Bill got home from Chicago, after his dad had driven him home and nodded curtly in lieu of a goodnight, Bill heard it through the walls. Long, harsh sobs that made Bill pull the covers of the guest bed up over his ears and pretend he could hear the ocean: like he used to when it was dad’s yelling instead of his crying.
His arm is around Sharon, who looks the best she has since Bill got home three weeks ago. Which, really, isn’t saying much: she’s put on some blush and combed her hair, but her skin is still sallow and she looks like she hasn’t slept since the news dropped. She probably hasn’t. Sometimes — after his father’s cries have quieted for the evening — Bill can hear his mom moving in the kitchen. Just moving things around, opening the fridge and closing it again. Bill doesn’t pull the covers up like he does with his dad: he just listens, thinks to himself I should talk to her, I should say something, anything.
He never does.
Bill catches his mother’s eye from where she and Bill’s father stand stiffly beside the portrait of Georgie. She doesn’t smile, and he doesn’t either. Bill looks at his shoes. His fingers are dug into the side of a steep cliff, and if he looks at his mother for too long he’ll surely lose his grip.
The Losers are here, too. Not Eddie; Pitchfork wouldn’t give him the time or the pay to fly out and back, so he’d sent his condolences and a beautiful letter attached to an Edible Arrangement none of the Denbroughs had touched. All of them, it seems, have lost their appetites. The rest of them are there, though: Bev, Ben, Stan, Richie, and Mike, huddled in a corner with their heads down and their hands in their pockets.
Bill hasn’t seen them since the show in Chicago, when Ben broke the news through wet sniffles. Bill doesn’t remember what happened after that, not really. He thinks his brain just kind of shut off. He remembers Bev asking Bill, Bill, are you okay, Bill and Eddie’s wide, panicked look. He remembers the roar of the crowd calling for an encore, and Zu’s frantic Where’s the band? Hello? Ben? over Ben’s walkie talkie. He remembers Mike’s big hands cupping his face, telling him I've got you, I've got you, it’s okay. Everything felt like it was in a wind tunnel, rushing past Bill so quietly he didn’t notice and so loudly he thought he might go deaf.
And suddenly, he was on a plane back to Derry.
(The flight attendant had to tap his shoulder for Bill to even realize they’d landed. He stared at the ground from the plane to the car, trying to forget that the last time he’d been at this airport Georgie had been here, sending him off for tour; trying to forget that day was the last he’d ever hug his brother.)
Bill hasn’t responded to any of his friends’ texts. They haven’t pressed, either: Bill knows Bev and Richie both called the house phone to check up on everyone (re: Bill) but he’d turned down the call when his mother offered the phone to him.
I think we’re all feeling a little overwhelmed, she’d said to Bev. I think we just need time, she’d said to Richie. Don’t forget to eat something, she’d said to Bill. Keep your strength.
Bill hasn’t reached out, and yet here they all are: dressed in black to pay respects to the boy who used to glue googly eyes to their shoes when they’d come over after school. Richie wears a suit, plain, and he’s even skipped the dirty old Vans in favor of real dress shoes — probably borrowed from Stan. It makes Bill’s stomach roll with nausea.
None of this is right. None of this is fucking right. Bill hasn’t seen Richie without at least one ugly article of clothing since they were— since ever. He looks too stiff, too formal, like. Well, like he’s at a fucking funeral. Richie notices Bill staring and lifts his hand in a tiny wave, mouth half-smiling despite the sadness in his eyes.
Bill thinks, suddenly, horribly, he might throw up right here on the carpet.
“S-scuse me,” he mutters, moving through Georgie’s classmates and friends with a stuttering sort of urgency, until he pushes out the front door and into the bitter chill. Bill’s left his coat inside but he’s been numb for three weeks and not even the snow on the ground that seeps into the sides of his fancy shoes can shake him from that. Against the brick of the funeral home, Bill takes big, gasping breaths until the numbness seeps into his lungs, too, and he doesn’t feel so much like vomiting anymore.
Bill stands there for a long time: leaning against the wall, his feet shoved in the snow, his eyes closed. He stands there until he hears someone gently clear their throat from the sidewalk beside him, and he wonders which of the Losers was nominated to go cheer up Bill has-a-dead-Brough.
When he opens his eyes, he finds it’s not any of them at all. It’s Mrs. Murryn.
“I'm sorry,” she says, and Bill should be used to seeing the grief in people’s faces by now, but seeing Mrs. Murryn without a smile just feels plain wrong. “I don’t mean to interrupt, but I—” She stops, rolling a crushed Kleenex in one of her hands. Everyone inside has them too, like fucked up party favors. Bill hadn’t taken any: why would he? He’s yet to cry for Georgie: the fog that has settled in his bones seemed to cloud even his tear ducts. Like Georgie had died and taken Bill’s ability to feel anything with him.
“I just wanted to say that Georgie was so— he was such a good kid, and he…” She can’t find the words. Bill knows the feeling. Mrs. Murryn takes a breath, tucking the beginnings of gray hair behind her ear. “Well. He talked about you so much. About, um, Shark Puppy, and how lucky he was to have a famous brother who still wanted to talk to him.” She gives Bill a fragile smile that he can’t return. “We— I had them do a project on heroes, on who they looked up to, and he. Well, he chose you. ‘The Trials and Tribulations of Big Bill Denbrough’, he called it,” Mrs. Murryn says, eyes warm even as they glimmer with new tears. Blood rushes, frantic and loud in Bill’s ears.“Georgie looked up to you so much. I know this is a horrible time, but I just… I wanted you to know.”
The look on her face says she’s done talking, but Bill doesn’t have a fucking clue what to say.
You were Georgie’s hero and you weren’t even here to save him.
“T-thank you,” Bill says, more to the ground than anything. Mrs. Murryn nods, turns like she might head back inside and leave Bill to have another breakdown in the snow, but she stops short.
“Oh! I'm so absentminded these days, I completely forgot: I'm Mrs. Murryn, Georgie’s teacher.” She holds out her hand and her mouth is still moving, something about wanting to meet the famous Bill Denbrough and this must’ve been weird, a total stranger coming to you, but Bill isn’t listening.
“You r-really don’t remember me?” Six years have passed, sure, but Mrs. Murryn had been his teacher for three years in a high school where the average graduating class size is under 100 students every year.
Mrs. Murryn pauses, her hand still outstretched between them. Something passes over her face, and her brows pull together. “I… I'm sorry? Have we met before?”
“Y-you were my teacher every year since sophomore English. You told me the Hercules p-poem I wrote for class was the b-best use of color analogy you’d ever seen.” Bill manages (just barely) to keep his lower lip from pouting out. “I made you a vase in ceramics class.”
Mrs. Murryn looks… floored. She stares at him, wide-eyed and open-mouthed with that Kleenex still squeezed in her palm.
Then Mrs. Murryn does the most taboo thing one could do at a funeral: she snorts. Her hand flies up to cover her mouth but it’s no use: she snorts again, the sound barely muffled against her skin. Bill hasn’t moved: Mrs. Murryn lets out another giggle, which turns into another, which turns into a full-on full-bellied laugh. Outside the door of a room full of crying teenagers and mourning adults, Mrs. Murryn is clutching her sides and howling with laughter.
And then Bill laughs too. Small, at first, and then all at once, big hiccups of laughter that join with Mrs. Murryn’s and echo down the empty street. It’s so ridiculous, this whole situation happening at all, let alone outside of a room so stuffed with sadness Bill had nearly choked on it. It’s absurd, but for the first time since Bill had stepped off-stage in Chicago, he feels… something — like Mrs. Murryn had squeezed Bill’s hand and chipped away some of the numbness inside of him.
They stay like that, laughing together on the sidewalk, until Mrs. Murryn’s cackles turn to sobs and Bill wraps his arms around his old high-school teacher, holding her as she cries.
A few nights later, Bill digs his bike out from the garage and goes for a ride. It’s freezing: even in the still air, a chill sneaks in between the holes of Bill’s big sweater and the cuffs of his jeans. The snow at least has been cleared from the streets, but there’s still slick spots and bumps of ice that keep Bill’s fingers wrapped firmly around the handlebars.
Derry’s quiet. There’s only two days until Christmas now, which means after the shops close at seven, everyone locks up in the warmth of their homes to watch a Lifetime movie and eat gingerbread cookies. Normally around this time, the Denbrough’s home is alight with Christmas cheer: twinkle lights along the roof, the smell of apple crisp wafting in from the kitchen, Bill and Georgie not-so-subtly shaking the gift-wrapped packages under the tree in an attempt to decipher the contents. This year, they don’t even have a tree. There are no gifts and no baked goods. The Denbrough home has become nothing but a shell.
Bill rides and rides. He knows where he’s going, but he can’t bring himself to go directly there; he’s been avoiding it purposely, not knowing if he could handle the pain all at once. Eventually, though, he runs out of back-ways and hidden paths. Eventually, he has to squeeze his brakes and put his foot down on the snow-dampened pavement.
(All roads come to an end; nothing lasts forever.)
Neibolt Street goes on for miles and miles, but at the end of it, there’s a bend: a sharp turn that everyone takes too hard, too fast. In the summer, it's a dare — a challenge. Bill’s dad used to come screaming around this corner and send Georgie and Bill into giggles in the back seat as they were thrown with the force of the curve. In the winter, with the ice, the dark, the meager bit of metal the town called a guard rail… in the winter, it was a death sentence.
It was Georgie’s death sentence.
Bill lets his bike fall to the ground. The cold is worse up here: the small hill that Neibolt Bend sits atop leads directly to an edge of the quarry. If Bill were to look, it’d be completely frozen over, frosted with last week’s snow.
Except for one fresh, cracked, gaping hole where they’d fished Georgie’s body out.
Bill rubs his eyes. He won’t look.
Instead, he looks at the ground, around the road, in the grass. He doesn’t know what he’s looking for (the car had been impounded weeks ago) and he can’t see that well without a flashlight (he never could figure out how that phone feature worked) but he looks anyway. Bill walks that entire stretch of road twice, three times, until his nose is red and his fingers are pale, tucked into his armpits to get any bit of warmth he has left. He wanders, looking for nothing, until that feeling building in his chest explodes out and he kicks a rock across the pavement with a frustrated “Fuck!”
Bill stops. Closes his eyes. Says it again, louder this time. “Fuck!” And again, and again, louder and louder over and over until he’s screaming: until his throat is raw and he’s crumbling to the ground with nail marks pressed into his palms. Bill’s shoulders shake, but the tears don’t fall. He lays there, in the middle of the road, trembling.
“I'm s-sorry, Georgie,” he says. “I'm sorry, I'm s-so sorry.”
Sometimes things happen.
“If I had b-been here, if I hadn’t left—”
And there’s nothing we can do to stop them.
“I should’ve been here,” Bill says. “I should’ve saved you,” Bill screams.
They just happen.
“I sh-should’ve. I—” Bill’s breaths are labored, heaving out of him like punches. “I'm sorry.”
Bill sits there until the glow of headlights pull up slowly around the corner, followed by a flash of red and blue.
“Hey, kid, you gotta’ get outta’ the—” The cop stops when Bill lifts his head. “Oh— you’re uh.” The cop looks out over the edge, past the guard rail, and back to Bill. Big names in small towns; everyone knows everything. Bill might be stupid, but he knows that look. “Maybe it’s time to head home, son.”
Bill nods, stands, ignores the awkward sorry about your brother, and jumps on Silver to get the fuck away from there.
Bill’s body knows where he’s going before Bill does. It’s not hard to figure out, not really; he's always pulled this way, like a fly to honey. Bill recognizes the street names and the landmarks he whizzes past, but it doesn’t truly register until he’s staring at the big red door of Mike Hanlon’s farmhouse.
It’s Mike’s mom who answers when Bill knocks (after walking back to his bike twice), a warm smile on her face. “Why, if it isn’t Bill Denbrough. Come on in, baby, you must be freezing. You want some tea?”
Bill politely declines, though the idea of a warm beverage is very appealing. There’s a fire going in the corner, and the moment Mrs. Hanlon clicks the front door closed, Mr. Chips comes skittering around the corner with nails scratching against the floor and tongue flopping around wildly while he races toward Bill. It’s such an ugly, charming image that Bill can’t help but smile when he’s eventually tackled by a hundred and fifty pounds of fur.
“H-hey, buddy,” Bill says through tight lips, trying to avoid the tongue currently lapping at his chin.
“Oh, Mr. Chips, leave the poor boy alone. Down!” Mrs. Hanlon snaps and Mr. Chips dutifully retreats, but he ends up sitting on Bill’s feet once Bill manages to get himself into a chair at the kitchen table. Mrs. Hanlon sets down a hot cup of water and a packet of tea anyway, winking at him when he looks at her with grateful eyes. “I should’ve said before — Mike’s out gettin’ some flour and honey for breakfast tomorrow. He should be back soon, but—”
“That’s o-okay, Mrs. Hanlon.”
“I've told you to call me Jessica,” she teases. Bill directs his smile at the table. There’s something about the Hanlon house that always makes him feel indescribably full. “Now, what’re you doing out so late?”
Bill would hardly call eleven late, but it’s also Derry, and the middle of winter, so she has a point. He also doesn’t want to tell her. What would he even say?
Just went for a nice bike ride in the 20 degree weather to scream at the sky for a bit. No big.
“Juh-just needed to get out of the house,” is safe enough, and Mrs. Hanlon — Jessica — nods sagely, that knowing look in her eye. It must be a Hanlon trait: Bill recognizes it in her son, too. “S-sorry if I interrupted anyth-thing.”
“You are welcome here whenever you want, Bill. You should know that.” He should. After spending so much time here during the summers (and falls, and winters, and springs, because wherever Mike is Bill wants to be there too), Bill is practically an honored guest. It feels different to be here without Mike, though: kind of like he’s intruding in his own house. It’s odd and doesn’t sit right in his chest, but for reasons completely unknown to him.
Bill is in no shape to try and parse through any kind of complicated emotion, especially not those tied to Mike, so he isn’t going to try.
“Thanks, Muh-Mrs— Jessica.”
Mrs. Hanlon has never been the kind of woman to sit comfortably and not fill an awkward silence, but when she does speak, her words feel easy and warm, unlike the forced conversation Bill had endured the entirety of the funeral. Mrs. Hanlon talks about the animals, and business from the farm, and Mr. Chips’ emergency surgery.
“Never, ever, let a dog near a ball of yarn, Bill Denbrough. You hear me?”
After that story? Bill shudders. “Yuh-yeah, I hear you.”
She talks about Mike’s cousins coming up for the new year (if you’re still in town please come by, I know they’d love to see you) and she talks about the new store they’re building in town (it’s tacky and too big— what do we need two grocery stores for? ). Before Bill knows it, an hour has gone by, and Mike still isn’t back. An exhaustion Bill hasn’t felt in weeks is setting in his muscles, and he knows if he doesn’t go home now he’ll end up passed out on the Hanlon’s couch.
“I don’t know what’s taking that boy so long but he is gonna’ kick himself when he finds out he missed you,” Mrs. Hanlon says, taking Bill’s untouched mug and dumping it in the sink. There’s a pause like she’s debating whether or not to say something else, but she’s not facing Bill so he can’t be sure. “He’s been missing you something fierce these past few weeks.”
Bill swallows. Of everyone, ignoring Mike’s texts has felt the most like betrayal. It’s not that he doesn’t want to talk to them, he just… doesn’t want to talk to anyone. If Bill could’ve avoided hearing his own thoughts, he would’ve: the past month has been too much for him to bear. Bill doesn’t say anything, just tucks his hands sheepishly into his pockets. Mrs. Hanlon turns back to face him, and her eyes are so full and heavy that Bill has to look away.
“He loves you, Bill.” Bill’s eyes widen and his heart thunders in his chest. Could it be? A moment too late, she adds “And I love you too, baby. But you’re his best friend.” Mrs. Hanlon sets a kind hand on his shoulder, and Bill lets himself ache for Mike Hanlon, just for a moment. The touch is gone as fast as it happened, the woman disappearing into the back room before returning with a small box.
“Here. Don’t open it until Christmas!” She winks as she places it in Bill’s hand, like she knows he’s going to bike a few hundred feet down the road and rip it open immediately. “It’s from Mike, but I was the one who flirted with the engraver to give us a deal, so I'll say it’s from both of us.”
The idea of Mike’s mom, even with the money they were getting from Shark Puppy’s profits, haggling with some poor engraver in town makes Bill’s cheeks hurt with how hard he smiles. “Thuh-thank you, Mrs. Hanlon.”
“Jessica,” she corrects.
“Jessica,” Bill agrees. Mrs. Hanlon tilts her head and Bill gives her a polite kiss on the cheek before he’s tucking the box under his arm, ruffling Mr. Chips’ fur, and practically running back to his bike to get out of here before Mike’s truck comes rolling up.
Suddenly, seeing Mike feels like a mountain he can’t climb right now.
Bill bikes all the way home before he lets himself open the package. Inside, on a tiny blue cushion, sits a delicate silver chain. Bill lifts it carefully from the packaging: it’s too short to be a necklace, so he assumes it’s a bracelet. It’s beautiful on its own, clearly well made and probably a little more expensive than Mrs. Hanlon had let on. In the center of the bracelet, there is a thin rectangle; when Bill flips it over, his heart squeezes tight. Engraved in simple, looping script, is ‘S.S Georgie’ next to the outline of a paper boat.
By the time Bill tucks Silver away and hooks his new bracelet around his thin wrist, it’s nearing half one in the morning. He stops in the kitchen to get a glass of milk — or water, or juice, or maybe some of his dad’s whiskey, just something to wash the salt of unshed tears from the back of his throat — and he’s not all that shocked to find his mother sitting frozen in Georgie’s old spot at the table.
“H-hey,” Bill says from the doorway. His mom looks up from where she’d been staring into space. Through tired eyes and a heavy heart, she smiles.
Bill stands there awkwardly, hoping desperately for the churn of words in his head to spit out something. It does, eventually, but instead of thanks or goodnight mom it’s
“I went to Neibolt Bend.” Bill’s mom’s smile falters, falls, but she doesn’t seem all that surprised.
Bill shrugs, and then he shrugs again. There’s something rising in his stomach, and his chest, and right behind his eyes. A pressure that’s been building since Ben looked up at him with snot running down his face and changed Bill’s life with two words. “Juh-just to look.”
“Did you find anything?”
Bill shakes his head. He hadn’t. There was nothing there: no scraps of metal, no wind-snatched hat, no sign that Georgie Denbrough had ever even been there, let alone died there. Bill had thought maybe if there had been something, something physical, something he could grasp, that it would all make sense — that he’d understand why.
“Why?” His voice starts before the thought fully finishes, quiet in the dim kitchen, and his mom’s shoulders fall. “Wh-why did it have to happen? Wh-why?” Bill’s voice trembles, and there’s something clouding his vision: something that feels suspiciously like tears. “I d-don’t get it, why wasn’t I here to s-save him, why, why, why—”
“Oh, baby, come here, come here.” His mother opens her arms but Bill’s already there, falling to the floor beside her before she pulls him up against her chest. “There was nothing you could’ve done, Bill, you can’t think like that—”
“If I h-had been here, I c-could’ve—”
“Sometimes things happen, Bill. And there’s nothing we can do to stop them. They just happen.” His mother’s hands soothe over the mess of his hair as Bill shakes in her arms, finally letting the tears fall. “It’s not your fault.”
Bill cries against his mother’s shirt, and cries, and cries, big fat tears falling down his cherub cheeks and runny nose dripping with every sob. And Bill’s mom holds him close, with soft hands and full arms; she holds him until he stops shaking, and then she holds him a little longer.
thank u mickey, east, and jack. id be nothing without you.
Chapter 10: eddie
Patty’s look softens. “Have you talked to any of them yet?”
Eddie knows what she’s really asking. Have you talked to Richie? He shakes his head.
“At all? Not just to tell them that—”
“No, I—” The anger, the frustration that’s sat in Eddie’s bones since Sting’s phone call almost a month ago now, fizzles down into something emptier. Exhaustion, maybe: or defeat. “I don’t know how to tell them.”
- Chicago, Illinois
Stab. Stab. Stab. Stab. Stabstabstabstab.
“Hey. There’s no need to kill it; the lettuce is already dead.”
Eddie doesn’t respond. Stab. Stab. Stab. If he had a plastic fork, it would've snapped in half by now. Patty sighs.
“Attacking your innocent salad isn’t going to do anything but ruin your Tupperware.”
“I'll buy a new one.”
“What?” The fork clatters to the table, sending a few lettuce leaves flying. Patty’s not bothered; she levels Eddie with an unfaltering stare.
“You can’t start the new year by being a cranky bitch.”
“Well I've still got—” Eddie glances at his watch. “Thirteen hours left of being a cranky bitch. And if I choose to bring that into the new year it’s none of your business.”
“It is my business because I'm the bitch who has to deal with your cranky bitch’s ass.” Patty’s look softens. “Have you talked to any of them yet?”
Eddie knows what she’s really asking. Have you talked to Richie? He shakes his head.
“At all? Not even to tell them that—”
“No, I—” The anger, the frustration that’s sat in Eddie’s bones since Sting’s phone call almost a month ago now, fizzles down into something emptier. Exhaustion, maybe: or defeat. “I don’t know how to tell them.”
Shark Puppy announced the morning after their Chicago show that the remaining six concerts before their holiday break were canceled, though the final month of shows would continue as planned in the new year. Disappointed fans took to Twitter in troves; most of them were polite in their questioning, but there were some very passionate mothers expressing their anger over expensive tickets and the unprofessional mid-tour break.
Eventually, people got ahold of Georgie’s obituary, and the angry tweets disappeared as quickly as they’d come.
Not that Eddie would know: he’d deleted the app from his phone and blocked the site on both his work computer and laptop. Well, Patty had done it for him, holding him back with one hand and clicking delete with the other. It’s for your own good she’d said. She was right, too: Eddie hadn’t been able to look away from the moment the first picture was shared.
There was only the one at first. A single shot, taken from the side with a flash Eddie barely remembers. In the photo, he’s laughing, eyes bright and shining and locked with Richie’s, whose hair is a mess with sweat and glitter and whose lips curl into a smile even around the words of ‘Deadlights’. Their skin is turned violet by the stage lights and it gives the whole picture a dreamy glow — but it does nothing to hide the line of hickies trailing Eddie’s neck.
Rookie mistake. Eddie wasn’t used to being known; he’d run an anonymous blog for years, it wasn’t his fault.
The picture had been tweeted by some fan account and then retweeted by about 700 other fan accounts, and then more pictures from other angles surfaced of that moment on other fan accounts and then more fan accounts had retweeted those pictures, and if the pictures weren’t enough, those same fucking fan accounts started making Connections. They started posting Theories.
Connections and Theories that, perhaps, Richie Tozier had been the one to give Eddie those hickies.
Once those Theories were out there, they grew. Fans began looking at their pictures taken during performances of ‘I Fucked Big Bill’, analyzing Richie and Eddie’s body language with such scrutiny and detail even Eddie felt the attraction between them was obvious.
(And, like, yes, it was obvious, fuck off, but Eddie thought he’d been doing a very good job of keeping it professional and not obvious. Clearly, he’d been wrong.)
Eddie’s Twitter had been growing in popularity amongst Shark Puppy fans since the IFBB video was first posted, but it practically exploded after the concert photos started circulating. Eddie’s mentions and DMs were full of variations of the same, loaded query: are you and Richie Tozier together?
The call from Sting had been more of a question of when than of if , but knowing that didn’t make it any easier for Eddie to walk into his office once it happened.
I know you’re in Chicago. My office, 9 am. Dial tone.
Realistically, Eddie should’ve been prepared; he should’ve known the moment he laid eyes on Richie that, eventually, he’d be fired. Growing up in the environment he did, Eddie’s a professional at denying himself the things he truly wanted.
At least to the public eye.
Sonia never wanted Eddie to run, not ever, not with his asthma, so he didn’t. When he walked to the library, Eddie took careful steps all the way down the sidewalk, all the way around the corner, past the crooked tree and the orange cat that always sat beneath it. He walked until the houses blocked out Sonia’s view of him from her spot on the porch, and then Eddie ran. Sometimes, he didn’t even feel like running; he just ran because he could, because no one was there to tell him no.
Elvira didn’t want him to play anything but the classics in her home. Pop music is undignified and terrible on the ears, Eddiebear, why don’t you just stick to Satie and Mozart? So he did. He learned every piece she wanted, and every piece Johaness wanted, and that was it. Until the house was empty and Eddie filled it wall to wall with Adele and Sara Bareilles melodies, or, once, the theme song of Shrek, just to prove that he could.
Mr. Sting didn’t want Eddie to sleep with Richie, so he didn’t. Instead, Eddie slept with him and also fell in love.
“I'm not an idiot, Kaspbrak,” Sting said, and Eddie disagreed but he was halfway to shitting his pants so he sat back in the chair opposite of Sting’s desk and kept his mouth shut. If there was even a sliver of a chance at keeping this job, he had to try. “So answer me honestly. Are you and that Shark Puppy kid fucking?”
Eddie winced. He could make something up, tell Sting it had been a drunken, one-night makeout, absolutely no dicks and absolutely no feelings, that it would never happen again. All of that, every bit of it, would’ve been a lie, but maybe, maybe it would be enough to save his job.
“We— yes.” When he was a kid, Eddie took all of his punishments and verbal lashings with his eyes to the ground; some habits stuck. At least there was a candy wrapper below Mr. Sting’s desk to focus on, something to keep himself from crying when he lost everything he’d ever worked for.
It was silent in the office, except for the tacky golf clock tick ticking away on the wall, until Sting finally said something.
“Come in early tomorrow. Seven a.m.”
Eddie looked up, confusion written all over his face. “What?”
“I'm moving you to editing. You can set up your shit at your new desk by Sarah.”
“You’re— I'm being moved to editing?” Fire ignited behind Eddie’s eyes, rippling down into his jaw as he sat up straighter. An editor? Seriously? Don’t get Eddie wrong, editing is important, and if Sarah and the rest of the team didn’t clean up his tenses, J.P. Grazer wouldn’t be half the reviewer he is. But Eddie is not an editor. He's a writer, he's a reviewer; he isn't some intern that Sting could shove his greasy fist into and puppet around. “What, am I just supposed to stop reviewing albums now? I earned that position, fair and—”
“Goddammit, Kaspbrak, you’re lucky I'm not firing you on the fucking spot!” Spit flew out of Mr. Sting’s mouth and silenced Eddie. He was right: Eddie was lucky. So how come he wasn’t relieved? Pitchfork was his dream job; he should be happy to work there at all.
“Get out. Move your stuff today or tomorrow, I don’t care.” Dejected, Eddie stood. “And you’re off the Shark Puppy tour.” Eddie’s jaw dropped.
“Wh— what about—”
“You can finish the article with the information you have. I'm sure four months was plenty of time to put something together— unless you spent all of it with your fucking tongue down the singer’s throat.”
“Mr. Sting you can’t do that, I have to—”
“You are off the tour!” Sting yelled, and Eddie swallowed the lump that had begun to form in his throat. “I don’t want to hear another word about it. And if I find out you’re still talking to them— any of them— I will fire you.” He leaned across the desk, round face pinched and terrifying. “Do you understand me?”
“Do you understand me? ” Eddie flinched.
“Yes.” Eddie’s shoulders sagged. His article, his friends, his whole world, it all slipped away. Before he walked out, he turned.
“Bill’s brother died. I'm supposed to go to his funeral.”
The unsaid question hung between them, but Sting hadn't said anything. That was answer enough.
So Eddie packed up his desk, and unpacked it again in his smaller, darker cubicle next to Sarah’s in the editing wing. He ordered an Edible Arrangement (and hated himself, hated himself for it), wrote a letter, and called Bill’s phone to leave a message that he wouldn’t be able to make it. Work things —no flight money, no time off. He accepted Sarah’s homemade vegan gluten-free sugar-free fun-free cookies ("welcome home!” ) and then let them go stale on the counter of his apartment until he threw them away. He fell back into routine for weeks, breaking only for a small, drunk Christmas with Patty and a few of her friends. He woke up, he went to work, he edited, he went home, he went to sleep.
He didn’t answer the texts and emails from any of the members of Shark Puppy.
Especially not Richie.
Usually, Patty and Eddie split an Uber back to the apartment after work, but she’d left early to get ready for a New Year’s Eve party, so he packed up, wished Sarah a happy New Year, and tipped the Uber driver extra for driving in the awful weather.
Eddie had been invited to the party too, had made a dish to bring and everything, but opted instead to sit on his couch eating buffalo wing dip and getting drunk alone. At eleven on the dot, Eddie’s phone rings. The familiar, unattractive photo of Richie’s nose appears on screen, and Eddie hesitates with his mouth full of chips. It rings, and it rings, and Eddie stares until, eventually, the photo winks out.
Perhaps it is the wine’s fault, or perhaps Eddie’s just too tired to deny himself anything anymore. Whatever the reason, Eddie grabs his phone and shakes it until the screen brightens and he can click accept.
“— seriously, shrimp up the nose, who would’ve—”
Richie’s voice stops mid-sentence, a hiccup of breath the only thing separating whatever he was saying before and his next rush of words. “You picked up! Jesus, thought for a moment I was going so crazy I'd started hearing voices.”
“More than the usual ones, you mean.” It makes Richie snort, which makes Eddie smile. He hates the way his heart tumbles around in his chest: a dryer full of shoes that clack against flimsy metal walls. It’s quiet, so Eddie rushes to fill it with a question — “What’re you doing calling me on New Year’s Eve?” — because Richie only gets quiet when he is thinking about something. Eddie isn’t in the mood to know what Richie is thinking about; it feels dangerous. Richie doesn’t skip a beat.
“Not eve anymore! Not in Maine. We’re living in the future, Spaghett-o, just waiting on you to catch up.”
“Well, happy new year then,” Eddie says, and takes a swig directly from the bottle — you know, in celebration. “Future man.”
“I can almost hear you... you sound so far away... like you’re still in 2017... drinking cheap wine…”
Eddie gives an offended scoff. “I am not drinking cheap wine!”
“Oh? you’re right, how terrible of me to assume. What are you drinking?”
Eddie glances at the bottle of pink Moscato on the table: the one he’d picked up from Wal-Mart that day. He clears his throat, pulling the bottle into his lap for easier access.
“Um.” God, what’s a fancy wine? What’s a fancy anything? Fuck. “Shh…champagne.”
Richie doesn’t sound convinced at all. In fact, if Eddie were to make a bet, he’d say Richie’s got that big Tozier grin on. “Champagne? Love champagne. What brand?”
Fuck. Eddie doesn’t even know a brand he could pull out of his ass for this— he doesn’t think he’s ever even had champagne. He groans. “Yellowtail?”
“Aha!” Richie crows. “I was right! Pink Moscato, huh?”
“I don’t know how you know that.”
“It’s the only thing you ever ask Bev to get for you when we have nights off,” Richie says. Then, a beat too late. “Cos it’s your favorite.”
It is his favorite, and maybe anyone with eyes would know that but it doesn’t stop Eddie from flushing. Richie’s going quiet again. Nope, switching gears. “What are you drinking?”
“The sweet, sweet juice of life, chap!” Richie drops the voice, thankfully. “I ate an entire platter of cocktail shrimp and please, believe me when I tell you shrimp and alcohol do not mix.” Eddie has a feeling there’s a story behind that, but he can’t be bothered to ask about it when he’s too busy thinking about Richie sitting alone with a mouthful of shrimp on one of the biggest party holidays of the year.
“What, no party?”
“I am the party, Eds.”
Eddie snorts. “Right.”
“But I did let Went and Maggie have a shrimp or two before they went to bed. Please, please don’t let me get old.” Richie swaps to a whisper. “They went to bed at seven-thirty, Eds.”
Eddie gasps, scandalized. “No!”
“Yes!” Richie sniffs, and Eddie imagines he’s blotting away invisible tears, too. “Old people are so sad.”
It’s comforting, somehow, to know that Richie is alone tonight, too. It feels a little like maybe they’re alone together.
“You ate a full ring of cocktail shrimp by yourself and you weren’t even drunk. I don’t think you get to make fun of your parents.”
“They’re old, they can’t hear me anyway.” Eddie laughs. You’ve missed this, his traitorous brain reminds him. Whatever. Sting doesn’t trace his phone calls (as far as he knows) so Eddie will allow himself this; it’s a holiday, after all. Too late, Eddie realizes that Richie has gone quiet again, and he misses the chance to curve the conversation.
“Kinda wish I was drunk, though. Might make it easier to tell you I miss you.” Richie’s voice is too honest; Eddie kind of wishes he’d done it in one of his characters, just to take the weight off. Eddie pulls at a loose thread on the blanket in his lap.
“Richie, I—” the words catch, stuck in Eddie’s throat.
“I'm sorry, that was— I just meant I'm glad you picked up is all, things have been—”
“I miss you too,” Eddie says finally. “Look, I'm sorry I haven’t responded, work is just—”
“You don’t have to explain, Eds. I get it. things are— you know. I get it. Bill didn’t pick up until tonight either.” Eddie’s stomach sinks. He feels like an even bigger asshole than before.
“How is he?”
“Better, I think. I mean, not much — can’t expect him to be. But he called, so. Progress, right?”
“He said he’s ready for the tour to start back up, which is good. Probably needs the distraction, you know?”
“You are a good distraction,” Eddie says, eyes going a little wide at how suggestive it came out. “Because you’re annoying, I mean.” Yeah, nice save. “You always bothered me when I was trying to sleep.”
Richie must take pity on Eddie because he glosses over the vague innuendo (something he never, ever does) and groans. “Don’t remind me. I, personally, am not ready to go back to sleeping on the bus, but,” Richie’s voice takes on something akin to, what, bravery? Eddie’s brain is swimming from the Moscato. He puts the bottle back on the table. “I will do it for him. I will break my legs to fit those shitty cubby-bunkbeds for Bill Denbrough.”
Eddie shakes his head, smiling for no one but the empty space in his living room. “You really are a hero.”
“I really am.” Then, faux-seductively “You know any princesses that need saving?”
“Whichever one you’ve got locked up in your basement,” Eddie says, and Richie’s surprised laugh booms through the phone.
“Touché, Eds. But uh, I meant more like princesses in other places.” Eddie bites his lip. “Like Chicago, maybe.” Do not smile. “Really feisty princesses with pretty eyes who drink shitty wine and eat Airbourne gummies like candy.”
“Do you know how easy it is to get sick when you’re traveling? Do you know how much shared air you breathe on those busses? I've watched Bill come out of the bathroom with dry hands, I can tell when he doesn’t — stop laughing!” Richie doesn’t, but he makes a very valiant attempt to stifle it. “Besides, this princess doesn’t need saving.”
Richie hums, amused. “What about distracting ?”
Eddie chokes. He should’ve known Richie wouldn’t have mercy. “I—” Eddie smacks his lips, takes a breath. “What could you possibly mean by that?”
“Don’t know. We could figure it out as we go along. See what pops up .” Childish, disgusting humor, that still has Eddie, for whatever reason, biting back giggles.
“Richie! It’s a holiday! I am not having phone sex with you.”
Richie gasps. “My heavens! Phone sex was the furthest thing from my mind.” A southern belle, prim and sweet and horribly executed. “I'm just an innocent little lady, Eddie Kaspbrak.” The voice drops. “But now that you’ve mentioned it, I wouldn’t say no.”
“I'm busy,” Eddie says. He’s never even had phone sex: what was he supposed to do? Just… moan? “I'm watching the ball drop.”
“You can watch my balls drop.”
“Ew, Richie!” He giggles anyway, nervous and tipsy and, if he's being honest, thinking about Richie’s balls now. “No way. No. Way.”
“C’mon, Eds,” Richie says, teasing. “Ask me what I'm wearing.”
“I don’t want to know the answer.”
“Fine.” Thank God. “What’re you wearing?”
No, no, no. You are not having phone sex with Richie: you are going to hang up and block his number and go back to your buffalo chicken dip and—
“Pajamas,” Eddie says.
“Oh, very sexy. Tell me, is it a floor-length nightgown? Floral print, lace trim?”
“Ugh, beep beep Richie.”
“I'm a very visual person, Eddie, I need details! I mean, I'm happy to picture you in a nightgown, but—”
“A t-shirt and shorts.” Eddie looks down. “Blue socks.”
“Very sexy indeed, Spaghetti.”
“Oh, fuck you. I've never done this before,” he huffs, and then realizes his mistake when Richie starts with his smarmy oh I can teach— “Nevermind, um. They’re— they’re the red ones. The red shorts.”
“Shit,” Richie says, and Eddie thinks he hears Richie flopping back on his bed. Richie never did anything with grace: he might be literally allergic to it. “you almost killed me first time I saw you in those. You bent over and I swear I saw God, right there on the fucking bus.”
Eddie rolls his eyes, but the smile doesn’t go away. “Yeah, I know. I did it on purpose.”
Richie groans. “You are so evil. You and those little fucking shorts. Do you know how hard it was to not just skip the club and push you back into the hotel room that night?” Suddenly, Eddie’s filled with memories: Richie, with his hand on Eddie’s thigh; Richie, with his mouth on Eddie’s neck; Richie, with his cock against Eddie’s—
“We got there eventually,” he says, resolutely ignoring the way his dick’s starting to take interest. “If we hadn’t gone to Tuxedo Jack’s, we wouldn’t have met those nice people out on the dance floor.”
“Yeah, I'm sure you would’ve been real sorry for the loss of — what’d you call him? Scallop Breath?” Eddie’s touched Richie remembers the nickname, but Richie keeps talking before he can say as much. “If we hadn’t gone to Tuxedo Jack’s I could’ve sucked your dick for, like, twice as long.”
“Or I could’ve gotten to suck yours like I was supposed to in the first place,” Eddie says, and there’s annoyance in his tone but its all breathy and not coming out the way Eddie wants it to; he’s too busy thinking about Richie’s dick to be angry about anything.
“Fuck, Eds, if you had sucked my dick I would’ve never gotten to fuck you,” Richie says, voice strained. “You were killing me. I thought I was going to cream my jeans in the bathroom, you looked so fucking hot. One look at your lips around me and I would’ve been gone.”
Eddie’s bright pink, he knows it. A little color from the wine, a little from embarrassment, and a whole lot from the way Richie’s voice is getting lower and lower as they talk. Emboldened, Eddie shifts on the couch, lets his free hand rest conspicuously close to the hem of his shorts. “I guess I'll just have to wait until next time. When I can make sure I get what I want.”
Richie sucks in a breath through his teeth. “What do you want?”
“To suck your dick, asshole,” Eddie says, and Richie laughs.
“That can be arranged.”
Suddenly curious, Eddie asks “What do you want?” It comes out in a rush, mostly because Eddie’s still not sure how this works, but he knows he wants to hear Richie talk.
(The irony of it all, of all the times Eddie says beep beep or tells him to shut up, is that Eddie could listen to Richie talk forever, probably.)
“You to suck my dick, asshole,” Richie volleys, and it’s Eddie’s turn to laugh. “Fuck, Eds, I want a lot of things.”
Eddie knows; he can still hear echoes of Richie’s words from that night. He wants to hear it again, though, hear more, hear everything Richie’s ever wanted from Eddie. He takes a breath. “Tell me.”
That is, apparently, the only green light Richie needs.
“I do want you to suck my dick,” he says, a little more serious, a little more earnest. “I've wanted it since you walked out of that elevator. So fucking cute, with those freckles and your cute little mouth— wanna come on your freckles. Wanna come in your mouth too, shit.”
Don’t call me cute is at the tip of his tongue, but instead he says, breathy and soft “I want that too.” Richie groans, and Eddie has the sudden, crystal-clear image of Richie with a hand around his cock. Eddie presses his palm to his crotch and holds back the sound that threatens to escape. “Are you— are you touching yourself?”
“Have been since you mentioned those shorts, Eds, I'm only human. Couldn’t stop thinking about your ass— you’ve got such a cute little ass.”
“What else—” Eddie swallows, his hand slipping beneath the hem of his shorts. “What else do you want?”
Richie groans again, and Eddie wraps his fingers around his length. “Wanna get my hands on your ass again. You took my fingers so well, Eds: gonna take it nice and slow next time. Get you all worked up with one and make you beg for the second.” Jesus. Eddie’s cock twitches in his grip. He slips it out from beneath the elastic of his shorts, feeling indescribably dirty for whipping out his dick in the middle of the living room. “Bet I could get you to come just from that, just from my fingers fucking you open. Wouldn’t even let you touch yourself; just wanna see you fall apart on my fingers. My mouth, too, if you’ll let me. Will you? Let me eat you out?”
Eddie honest-to-god whines. It’s not something anyone’s ever done to him: the dedication to music school and his work had meant Eddie tended to lean towards a handful of one-night-stands, none of which had even offered. The thought of Richie between his thighs, mouth pressed against his—
“I've— fuck, no one’s ever— yeah, I would, I would.”
“Shit, I'm gonna eat you out then. Get you all wet and fuck you with my tongue until your legs are shaking.” It’s so filthy, so explicit, and when had it turned from wants to promises? Eddie’s legs fall open thoughtlessly, and he thumbs the tip of his cock to spread the wetness there. “You touching yourself, Eds?”
“No,” he lies. “Falling asleep, actually.”
Richie huffs a laugh.“Doesn’t sound like it. Sounds like you’re jacking off to my voice.”
“That’s disgusting, Richie I would—” Eddie twists his wrist just right, and it pulls a shuddering moan from his lips. “I would never.”
“You sound so pretty when you moan like that, baby,” Richie says, voice raw, and Eddie’s eyes go half-lidded as he moans again. “Can’t stop thinking about how you sounded that night, riding my dick. Those little noises, fuck, sounded so needy.”
“I was,” Eddie breathes, hand moving faster over himself because he’s getting painfully close embarrassingly quickly. “I mean Jesus, Richie, have you seen your dick?”
“Once or twice.”
“Fuck you,” Eddie says, and then “Fuck me . Can’t wait for you to fuck me again. Think your dick ruined me forever.” It’s dangerous to be giving Richie this kind of information, but Eddie can’t bring himself to care. “Next time you’re doing all the work though, my thighs burned for two days.”
“Oh? You want me to hold you down and fuck you, huh?”
Eddie whines again, throws his head back against the couch and almost drops the phone. “Shut up .”
“I will. I'll press you into the sheets and — god — fill you up and fuck you until you scream again.” Richie’s breathing is just as heavy as Eddie’s now, and Eddie wonders what he looks like right now: if his glasses are slipping down his nose, if his curls are sticking to his forehead, if he’s bucking up into his hand like Eddie is now. “Fuck, Eds, I'm close.”
“Already?” Eddie teases, like he’s not too, like his voice isn’t trembling with the effort of holding back.
Richie laughs: desperate, torn open. “Eddie, you’re killing me.”
“Say something,” Eddie says. “Anything, say anything, I'm close, I'm gonna—”
“C’mon baby, come for me, come on my dick. Gonna hold you down, gonna fill you up and come inside you, fill you with that too. Oh, shit, Eddie—”
“Richie— ” and Eddie’s hips bow up from the couch with the train-hit force of it when he comes messily, all over his hand and the fabric of his shirt, moaning Richie’s name over and over like a mantra. He can hear Richie, too, broken sounds pressed between the phone and the pillow.
“Come for me, Rich,” Eddie says, drained, and Richie does as he’s told with a whimper and a gasp.
Eddie feels gross immediately, and he says as much.
“Fuck, no, I just meant—” Eddie laughs, a little crazed. “My hand’s covered in come, idiot.”
“Oh, right. yeah, me too.” Richie sounds stupidly proud of it, too, a little dazed from the high. “S’okay, next time I'll be there to lick it off. A good ol’ tongue-bath to clean you up.”
“Ew, Richie, you make it sound so much worse than it already is.” Eddie grabs a napkin from the coffee table and wipes his sticky hand against it awkwardly. Everything’s a little more difficult with only one hand free.
“It’s a talent,” Richie says.
There’s another moment of silence between them where he can hear Richie grabbing tissues and Eddie’s cleaning himself up while tucking his dick away too. Eddie wonders if he should say something. Thanks, maybe? Do people say thanks after phone sex? Eddie wouldn’t say thanks if Richie’d actually fucked him, but maybe there's a whole phone-sex etiquette he's supposed to be following here and he just doesn't know.
“I can’t wait to see you,” Richie says, interrupting Eddie’s thoughts. “Seriously. Got kind of used to seeing you every day.”
Eddie’s chest squeezes dangerously, like someone’s sitting on his lungs and Eddie’s slowly running out of air.
You have to tell him.
The thing is, Eddie'd gotten used to seeing Richie every day, too. All of them, actually: Bev, Bill, Mike, Ben, Stan, even Zuzanna and Alex and Britt and the rest of the crew. Richie especially — Richie always. Eddie’s time on tour has… well, as corny as it sounds, it’s changed his life.
And now it’s over.
“I'm not coming back. On tour.” Eddie says it in such a rush he bites his tongue, but he barrels through the pain before Richie can butt in. “Pitchfork— they’re keeping me here. you — Shark Puppy’s finishing the last month without me. I'm not coming back.”
Richie’s confusion is clear, even through the tinny sound of a phone. “But… why? What about the article? Wasn’t that the whole point?”
“I'm writing it from Chicago. I should have enough information to—”
“Yeah, but why? Why now?” Richie’s voice is equal parts frustrated and distressed, like he already knows the answer. He must; Sting had made the connections, and Richie is a million times smarter than Sting even on a bad day.
Eddie doesn’t give an answer because Richie doesn’t need one. Richie scoffs.
“Fuck that. No way, we’re not finishing the tour without you. It would just be wrong. Bill won’t do it without you. I won’t either. None of us will.”
“Yeah, I don’t think forming a picket line is gonna work. I fucked up, Richie, this is my fault.”
Richie makes an aggravated sound, mostly because technically Eddie’s right. “It doesn’t matter. We can’t do this without you. You’ve gotta change his mind.”
“Trust me, I tried.” Eddie sighs, his eyes closing as he lays back against the couch pillow. “I need this job, Rich. I've worked my ass off for years; I can’t lose it all now.” Eddie loves his job: even though for the last few weeks Eddie’s felt like he’s drowning, even though hearing Richie’s voice has been the only thing to pull him from the stagnant trance, he can’t lose it. He can’t lose J.P. Grazer. “Can we just… talk about something else? Aren’t you supposed to be distracting me?”
“Don’t know if I'm ready for round two just yet, Eddie,” Richie jokes, but some of the humor is missing. Eddie wishes he could go back to that night at Tuxedo Jack’s — not to stop it from happening, but just to live in that moment. Maybe for the rest of his life.
Eddie softens, breaks. “Can we talk then? I know you’re already out there, living in the future, but I've still got half an hour and I don’t want to start next year covered in come if I'm not talking to you.”
It’s as close as Eddie can get to the truth right now with this weight on his chest, but it makes Richie laugh, so it must be good enough. “You really know how to sweet-talk a guy, Eds.”
Eddie falls asleep twenty minutes into the new year with his phone in his hand, and Richie forgets to hang up until he falls asleep too.
- Chicago, Illinois
Shark Puppy returns from hiatus tomorrow, and Eddie is sitting at his desk in the editing wing, waiting to die. He’s so bored he might already be dead, actually. Eddie pokes a letter on the keyboard, but his finger doesn’t go right through it like a ghost’s would. Disappointing.
“How ya doin’, hotshot?” Patty looms over him, iced coffee in hand. Eddie takes it graciously and downs a quarter of it before answering.
“Dying, thank you for asking.”
“Stan says Richie says you still have time to talk to Sting.”
“Tell Stan to tell Richie he has time to eat my dick.” Eddie pokes another key. Nope. Still alive.
“I'm not your messenger, tell him yourself.”
“Well how come you’re Stan’s messenger?”
Patty grins. “I like Stan.”
Eddie rolls his eyes with a little “Ugh,” before he pushes back on his rolly chair and stands, setting his coffee down and stretching. He’s still shorter than Patty by a few inches, and she’s only got her Wednesday heels on.
“You know Eddie, I never thought you were a quitter.” Patty places a hand on her hip and furrows her brows. “Actually, I'm pretty sure the whole reason we became friends is because you didn’t give up on your dreams.”
Her tone is mocking, so Eddie flips her off, even if she’s sort of right. “We became friends because I held your hair back when you got food poisoning my second day.”
“Which never would’ve happened if you didn’t whip out your dick and tell me you were J.P. Grazer!”
“Yeah, well, if I get fired, J.P. Grazer is dead, so there will be no—” Eddie waves his hand around. “Dick whipping.”
Patty looks genuinely confused now, her hand dropping from her hip. “What do you mean?”
“When Sting hired me, I had to sign like six contracts. Basically, Pitchfork owns the name and identity ‘J.P. Grazer’ now, so if I'm fired, or even if I quit, I could never write again.” Eddie kicks one of the wheels on his chair, sets it spinning into the cubicle wall. “The whole career I built, gone.”
Patty’s looking at him with that face she usually makes right before she calls him a dumb bitch, but she doesn’t say anything.
“Don’t do that to me, Patty.”
She gives him that Look again, but it softens into something else. “You should talk to Sting,” she encourages, and follows it up with a soft smack to the arm. “Before it’s too late.”
There’s no point in it, in any of it, but he knows Patty is going to stare at him Like That for the rest of his life if he doesn’t at least try. Eddie throws his hands up, exasperated. “Fine. But when I come home tonight with Sting’s foot even further up my ass, you’re buying me ice cream.”
“Deal,” Patty says, and when Eddie slips past her on his way to the elevator, she pinches his butt. “Go get ‘em, tiger!”
Ari, Sting’s newest assistant, smiles brightly when Eddie comes off the elevator. Eddie likes her; he liked all of Sting’s assistants. They just always quit after two weeks or so of getting shit on by their boss so often. Ari’s been here three and a half, though, so Eddie’s praying she pulls through.
“You can go on in, Eddie!” she says. Eddie’s grateful for the kindness. It makes him feel less like he’s taking a dive into a pool full of hungry sharks, and more like he’s taking a dive into a pool with just one hungry shark.
So, not really much better, but still. He’s grateful.
“I told you I didn’t want lunch until after the— oh. Kaspbrak.” Sting blinks, but waves him in nonetheless. Eddie closes the door behind him. “What brings you to my office?”
“I—” Eddie stops. Takes a breath. “Sir, I think you should reconsider.”
“What? The editing duty? There’s only three more weeks until you’re back on review crew, I'm not changing my mind.”
“No, not about that, I mean about—” Eddie gestures vaguely. “Going back. To the tour. I think you should reconsider, I think you should—”
“No.” Sting goes back to the stack of papers in front of him. He doesn’t look up again. Eddie falters.
“I said no.” Eddie watches, frozen, as Sting turns a page. “You’re done with Shark Puppy. You finish the article, you turn it in, and it’s over. The end. Now get out of my office.”
So that's that. No more Shark Puppy. No more Richie, no more Bev, no more Bill or Mike or Ben or Stan, no more road trips or sold-out shows, no more late nights circled around Richie and his harmonica as the rest of them drunkenly sing made-up songs. No more sneaking around with Bev trying to catch Alex and Zuz making out before a show, or sneaking around with Stan trying to overhear Bev and Ben’s hushed conversations on the bus. The last four months opened up an entirely new world for Eddie, had opened doors and turned on lights that he never even knew existed. Now, it's over.
And for what, a fucking job? A job that, the more he thought about it, he didn’t even know that he wanted? A job that he’s begun to hate coming to (or maybe he’d always hated it, at least a little — maybe he’d only stayed for Patty and the pay for writing what he wanted to write)?
J.P. Grazer started because Eddie couldn’t bear to attach his name to what he wrote. J.P. Grazer was a shield; it was safe. J.P. Grazer had been invented because Eddie Kaspbrak was too mortified to post with his real name attached and risk not only his grandmother finding out but the rest of the world, too. J.P. Grazer had been invented because Eddie Kaspbrak was scared.
But Eddie Kaspbrak is no longer scared.
Eddie Kaspbrak sang on stage in front of thousands of people about having sex with a member of Shark Puppy. Eddie Kaspbrak grabbed Richie Tozier by the face and kissed him in a goddamn public bathroom. Eddie Kaspbrak stood in the front row of a Shark Puppy concert wearing hickies like medals of honor, and Eddie Kaspbrak watched as his face was painted all over the internet without an ounce of fear; maybe a little regret, but no fear. Eddie Kaspbrak isn’t afraid of Sonia anymore, and he isn’t afraid of Elvira anymore, and he sure as shit isn’t going to be scared of some greasy, low-life Pitchfork asshole anymore.
Eddie Kaspbrak might have been all of J.P. Grazer, but J.P. Grazer isn’t all of Eddie Kaspbrak.
Sting looks up from his papers, mouth twisting. “Excuse me?”
“I said fuck you. I quit. Fuck you.” Eddie’s face is calm, even, despite the storm raging beneath the surface.
Sting laughs once, cold and empty. “Are you sure about that?”
“Yeah. Yeah, I'm fucking sure about that. I'm so sure about it that—” Eddie reaches into his back pocket and tugs out his wallet, ripping out his employee I.D so fast it sends a couple of craft store coupons flying when Eddie flings it to the floor. “There. And fuck you, again.”
Sting stands, anger sizzling and boiling and popping to the surface. “If you walk out that door, Kaspbrak, your career is over.” Then, with a crooked, leering smile, he adds. “J.P. Grazer will never write again. You know that? All you’ve worked for—”
“Oh, shut the fuck up. I don’t care about your stupid evil villain monologue. I don’t give a fuck— take it, take J.P. Grazer, it’s just a goddamn name and you know it! It’s yours now; I don’t want it anymore.” Eddie’s not so calm anymore, chest rising and falling heavily with the waves that crash inside him. “I quit. forever. Consider this my official resignation letter.”
And then Eddie flips him off and walks out the door.
Eddie walks directly to the elevator, past a clapping Ari, and takes it all the way to the ground floor, not even bothering to grab his coat from his desk. Eddie walks so fast out of Pitchfork Media Inc. that he’s nearly running when he bursts through the doors into the busy Chicago street. Then he really does run; he runs down the sidewalk so fast he barely dodges the pedestrians in his way. Eddie runs away from Pitchfork and away from the voice in his head (Sonia? Nana? Some horrifying mix of both?) screaming that he’s ruined it all forever. He runs until he has to stop, has to lean against the window of a McDonald’s and pull out his inhaler just to make his lungs remember how to function again.
When he catches his breath (and waves a quiet, embarrassed apology to the terrified looking woman who’d been trying to enjoy her burger on the other side of the glass) Eddie pulls out his phone, calls a cab, and gets in.
“Take me to the airport.”
Chapter 11: bill
To his right, Ben has a smile tugging at his lips as he looks down at his phone; to his left, Mike looks much the same. Except he’s staring at Bill.
And now Bill is staring back.
“Or sometimes,” Mike says, gaze steady. “They’ve always been there. Sometimes fate’s just a matter of figuring it out.”
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- New Jersey
The ride to the hotel feels familiar and distant and anticipatory all at once, but all of that slips away when Bill walks into the lobby. He kind of feels like crying when he sees Richie arguing with the concierge about what really defines a New Jersey-style hot dog. Then again, Bill is crying a lot now. Which means he’s feeling at least a little better, since he cried a lot before Chicago, too.
(It is always Chicago, never the day Georgie died. He still can’t form those words in his head; they don’t sound real, don’t sound right. It is before Chicago’s performance, and after.)
Bill took a later flight than the rest of them, not willing to spend hours in an enclosed space with the smell of Mike’s cologne haunting him from across the aisle.
(They still haven’t really talked. Bill isn’t thinking about it. Much.)
It had taken Bill almost a week after the conversation with Mrs. Hanlon to be able to talk to any of the Losers. He called Richie the afternoon of New Year’s Eve, and when Richie answered the phone with a burp and a Hello Billiam, Bill started sobbing. Richie didn’t know what to do with that, but he’d stayed on the line until Bill pulled himself together and wished Richie and his parents a happy new year. Then, Bill called Stan and repeated the whole process.
With every call he made, Bill cried a little less and felt a little better. Mike was the only one who didn’t get a call, but that's because Bill, still so emotionally fragile, was afraid he might say something he couldn’t take back. Instead, he’d texted a picture of the bracelet draped delicately across his wrist with a short thank you message he made Stan proof-read before he sent it. When Mike responded, he’d added a couple of heart emojis to the end of the text, and Bill tried desperately not to read too far into it. Mrs. Hanlon’s comment — you’re his best friend — echoed in the back of his head, reminding him not to get his hopes up.
(The echo screams when Bill walks through the doors of the hotel and Mike looks up, smiles wide and comforting like the setting of the afternoon sun, and then Bill smiles back and the echo fades completely.)
No sooner had Bill and Mike dropped their duffel bags in their (shared, because of course, of course it was shared) hotel room, no sooner had Mike said I'm glad the bracelet fits, no sooner had Mike looked at him with those eyes heavy with something Bill couldn’t quite process, had Richie come slamming into their door, screaming that Eddie was getting on a plane in twenty minutes.
“How long until he gets here?” Mike asks as Richie tumbles into the room. Richie fixes his glasses.
“Two hours. He quit his job.” Richie smiles, a little goofy. “He quit his job to come on tour with us.”
At first, Richie offers to pick up Eddie alone, but when Bev comes wandering out of her room having overheard the news, she quickly squashes the idea.
“For the sanity of the patrons of the Newark Liberty International Airport, and my own,” Bev says. When Bill’s forehead wrinkles with confusion, she shrugs. “If we all go, they can’t fuck in the bathroom.”
“We would not fuck in the bathroom,” Richie says, exasperated, but also kinda like he’s having trouble believing himself. Then he starts to look like he’s imagining it, and Bev pinches his side to shake him from the vision, Richie huffing out quit it, Smellsverly! The ensuing mini fight results in drawing Stan and Ben’s attention, which results in them all crowding into Bill and Mike’s room.
Bill is both thankful and strangely disappointed to avoid the potentially awkward two hours alone with Mike.
Most of those two hours are monopolized by Richie’s Europe stories. Bill knows Richie will always dramatize everything he ever says, even the stories that are unbelievable on their own, but that doesn’t stop him from listening with his eyebrows up and his mouth hanging open every time. All the Losers like to listen, really, and throw in their own commentary when necessary. Bill likes it when Stan steps in, all dry, pointed humor poking holes in Richie’s jokes and ushering in heated debates pushed through barely-contained smiles that are met with cacophonies of laughter from their audience.
Finally, Bill’s world starts to feel more like his world again. It feels like Bill has been standing out in the cold for a month, unable to move or speak or look at anything but the frost that clouded his view, and he’s finally stepping back inside the warmth of his home — his friends. It feels like slipping into an old, worn pair of sweatpants, or curling up under a heavy blanket. Well, almost. The sweatpants have a hole or the blanket doesn’t quite cover his toes; either way, something’s missing. Bill knows, had known the moment he walked into the hotel lobby, that it’s Eddie.
Somewhere between sound checks and late nights on the tour bus, Eddie slipped into their lives and stuck; all the edges and cracks and spaces between Richie and Bill and Bev and Mike and Ben and Stan, the cracks they never knew existed until these past few months… suddenly that space was filled. With manic giggles and beep beep, Richie’s and the little faces he makes when he screams the final line of his IFBB verse into the crowd; with the packages of Oreos that began appearing in the cabinet and the playlist he sent Ben after an off-handed comment about needing new music; with all the effort of an inhale, Eddie had fit into their lives like he was meant to be there from the start.
Richie had texted them all in the middle of the night, panicking, that Eddie wasn’t going to be coming back on the tour with them. The message went unanswered by all for hours — mostly because it was nearly three a.m. when the text buzzed through, but also because no one quite knew what to do. Bill had been the first to respond to Richie’s I don’t want to fuckin do this without him : a simple me either, emphasized by everyone else in the chat. Ben followed up an hour later, informing them that there was nothing Colleen could do: Eddie’s boss had been very clear that if Eddie came back to the tour, he’d pull the project completely, leaving everyone at a loss.
So that was that then.
No one gave up hope, though; Eddie’s bus bed was made up with fresh sheets, and no one alerted Zu or Alex or the rest of the crew that Eddie wouldn’t be coming back. The members of Shark Puppy were nothing if not stubborn when united on something as important as this. And now they're sitting in a hotel room, conversation getting antsy and slow as the clock ticks closer and closer to Eddie’s landing time.
A question — an idea — a solution, even, had begun to form in Bill’s head long before Eddie had even been removed from the project. At this point, all Bill needs to ask — confirm, really — is if the rest of the band is as on-board with the idea as he is.
There’s a lull in the chat as Richie’s eyes dart from the hotel alarm clock to his phone to the alarm clock, then back to the group of them laid out over the various furniture, his gaze never quite settling on any of them. Bill clears his throat, and everyone turns to him at once. To be fair, he hasn’t been speaking much — in this conversation or in general — but it still makes his cheeks go splotchy and pink.
“I'm glad Eddie’s c-coming back.” Duh . Bill bites his lip, navigating the web of thoughts. In his head, it seems so simple, but words always complicate things for Bill. “It would’ve— it wouldn’t have b-been right wuh-without him.” When he looks up from his shoes, Mike’s nodding; Bill’s reminded of their little conversation back before the first time Eddie stepped on stage. He rounds it all out, you know? Richie speaks, and Bill’s attention is pulled from Mike’s warm eyes, but barely.
“Remember when he called me an overgrown twink?” Richie asks, and Bill thinks he sounds a little dreamy, but they all grin and nod anyway. “It was meant to be.”
“I think Bill was referring to Eddie’s presence on tour, not his presence in your bed, Richie.” Stan pushes Richie’s slobbery kissy-face away with a flat palm, ignoring the Are you jealous, Stanny Wanny?
“I think Richie’s right,” Ben chimes in, and Richie cries aha! as he manages to get Stan pinned under his lanky (and surprisingly strong) body. Ben’s face goes dopey, clearly not paying attention to the scramble of limbs beside him. “It was fate. Like there’s just some people that are supposed to come into your life, for whatever reason.”
“Sometimes twice,” Richie adds, a little breathless as he’s still struggling to keep Stan pinned down. The comment loses Bill, but Ben just nods solemnly, still caught in whatever dreamy visual that dances unseen before his eyes.
It’s Bev’s voice that speaks up after that. “Or three times.”
Richie and Stan aren’t wrestling much now: Richie’s sitting on Stan’s back, but Stan’s letting it happen, eyes going a little glazed like he’s seeing the invisible dance too. “Sometimes very specific circumstances bring them into your life, and if just one event was out of order, it wouldn’t have happened at all.”
Richie nods. “The people you’re supposed to keep will always come into your life. Even if it feels a little late.”
Okay, yeah, Bill has officially lost the plot. This was supposed to be about Eddie, and maybe Richie's still talking about him, but everyone else looks lost in their own worlds, talking like they’re speaking in code: all vague, half-developed thoughts sort of connected to fate, or… something. Bill still doesn’t quite know what's happening, except that, clearly, he’s still missing a lot of details.
To his right, Ben has a smile tugging at his lips as he looks down at his phone; to his left, Mike looks much the same. Except he’s staring at Bill.
And now Bill is staring back.
“Or sometimes,” Mike says, gaze steady. “They’ve always been there. Sometimes fate’s just a matter of figuring it out.”
Bill swallows. Mike’s words feel so open, so transparent, and yet Bill still can’t wrap his hands around the meaning of them. The silver chain is a thousand pounds around Bill’s wrist; it’s the only thing keeping Bill tethered to reality right now — keeping him from floating right into Mike’s arms.
“DOIN YA MOM, DOIN DOIN YA MOM, DOIN YA MOM, DOIN DOIN—”
The scratchy, obnoxious Fatty Spins song blares through Richie’s phone, breaking everyone’s strange reverie abruptly. Mike doesn’t even flinch, though Bill does, and Mike beams at him for it.
(You’re his best friend, you’re his best friend, you’re his best friend.)
Bill quickly looks at his shoes.
“Eddie? Hello? Yes— no, it’s someone else answering my phone, c’mon Eds, think with your brain— yeah, I know the airport, we’re on our way— okay, yes, technically we haven’t left— ow, fuck, Stan, I'm getting off, I'm getting off!”
The sudden flurry of movement from Richie spurs on the rest of the Losers to stand too — Richie’s going to that airport with or without them. When Bill looks back at Mike, he’s still sitting, still smiling; it’s fainter, though— softer.
“You c-comin?” Bill asks, and the light flicks back to life behind Mike’s eyes, even if it’s a lot dimmer than before.
Mike stands. “Of course. Lead the way, Big Bill.”
“Ándale, ándale!” Richie calls, halfway out the door already. “We’ve got priority mail to pick up!”
Despite Bev’s best efforts, Richie and Eddie still end up all over each other, and halfway through the five-minute, far-too-passionate-kiss, Bill realizes he never ended up getting to ask the band what he’d originally planned to.
Looking around at the relief, love, and vague-disgust written on all of his friend’s faces as they watch (and then turn away from) Richie and Eddie’s embrace, though… Bill thinks maybe he doesn’t have to ask them. Maybe this is confirmation enough.
Now all he has to do is talk to Eddie.
“I'm not saying I'm about to kick all of your asses into the sun, but I'm probably going to kick all of your asses into the sun.” Richie throws open the door, holding it politely for the losers to pass. Bill hears a muted thump and a disgruntled hey!, so he assumes Richie made sure to close the door before Eddie could pass.
“You sound pretty confident for someone with zero athletic ability, Richie,” Mike says. Richie scoffs, then squawks when Eddie gives him a playful shove in response to getting closed out.
“Um, in what world does one need athletic ability to bowl?” Richie inserts himself between Bill and Mike as they walk towards the shoe counter, and Bill has to bite his lip to keep the defensive response to himself. “Bill did it for like, two years and he’s got toothpick arms.” Richie grabs Bill’s arm and wobbles it around like uncooked spaghetti until Bill, offended, pulls out of his grip.
“I'll h-have you know it takes a lot of suh-strength to be a bowler.”
Richie snorts. “Hah. Remember when you were on a bowling team?” He snorts again. “Loser.”
“You were on a bowling team?” Eddie asks, and he’s smiling but it’s not malicious (or teasing like Richie) — just curious.
“He was like, 4 years ago, until I rightfully bullied him to quit the team.”
“You bullied him until he quit?” Eddie asks, jaw dropping in shock. Mike, a saint, looks off towards the lanes and bites his cheek to hold back his knowing smile.
“He deserved it! I couldn’t be friends with a— a pro-bowler. That’s lame!”
“You dressed as your own D&D character for the Halloween dance senior year and refused to step out of the role,” Ben says to the group. “Size sixteen, please,” Ben says to the clerk, whose eyes widen.
Richie pffts unconvincingly. “There is nothing lame about Bart Ender.”
“Oh?” Bev prods, tilting her head. “And what does Bart Ender do again?”
Richie has the decency to sound at least a little ashamed. “He’s a uh, he’s a bartender.”
“Ugh, a pun name? really?” Eddie shakes his head in disappointment before turning to give his size to the clerk.
“It doesn’t matter, okay! Look, the point is, what I'm about to tell you might shock you, but you have to promise you won’t start fangirling about it, okay?” Richie takes a breath, and Bill sees the not-so-subtle scan that Richie always does before a joke — just to make sure everyone’s listening. “I've scored a perfect 300 on Wii bowling six times.” Bev snorts, and Richie lays a palm on Eddie’s shoulder. “Don’t cream your jeans, Eds. I know it’s incredibly sexy of me, but we’re in public.”
“There is not a single sexy thing about you, Richard,” Stan says blandly, turning away so he can tell the shoe-boy what size he needs. Richie sticks out his tongue at Stan’s back.
“Someone’s just jealous of my incredible wrist strength,” Richie sniffs.
“We get it, you jack off a lot. Now get your shoes, you’re holding up the line!” Bev gives Richie a little push towards the counter as Eddie laughs gleefully, and Bill smiles to himself; he’s missed this.
After Eddie and Richie had been separated, (aka after Bev overheard Richie mumbling something about airport bathrooms into Eddie’s ear and immediately tugged him away by the elbow) the overwhelming consensus of the group was that they were all in serious need of something fun. At the very least, they needed some time together to wipe away the sour taste of last time. Honestly, Bill would’ve been content just to sit on the tour bus and eat Bev’s famous microwave nachos, but when Mike suggested bowling, Bill’s eyes tripled in size.
(Richie was put out because he wanted to do laser tag instead. After a whispered conversation with Eddie, though, Richie had turned back to the group with pink cheeks, a wide grin, and two thumbs up for bowling — even if it was lamer than laser tag.)
There’s too many of them to play on one lane so they split into two groups: Bill ends up with Bev and Eddie, the latter of whom only separates himself from Richie in order to keep away from distractions to win whatever bet they’ve got going between them. Bill is about 5000% sure he doesn’t want to know what the winner’s prize is.
“Luh-hadiez and gentlemans,” Richie crows in his best announcer voice. It sounds a little Australian, and it’s definitely not on purpose. Bill looks up from where he’s tightening the laces on his shoes. “Watch and learn as the master takes the stand.”
Two steps forward, until the toes of Richie’s shoes are just brushing the beginning of the lane. Too close, Bill thinks. He’ll never get the right acceleration. Richie brings the bright orange bowling ball to his face, sniffing it obnoxiously like it’s going to do anything for the throw. Bill rolls his eyes. Drama queen.
With a crack of his neck to the left and a crack of his neck to the right, Richie winds up (way too high) and tosses the ball (way too hard) down the lane. Everyone holds their breath (except Bill, who’s just shaking his head with an amused look) as the orange ball drives at warp speed directly… into the gutter. Eddie cackles.
“Wow, your Wii sports practice has really paid off. That gutterball looked just like the ones in the game!” Eddie’s laugh turns into a squeal as Richie attacks him with a mix of tickling and pinching. Stan, to Bill’s left, sighs heavily and leans up against the table behind all the action.
“Richie might be the most obnoxious man on earth,” Stan says. Bill stands.
“Yeah. P-probably.” He smiles. Richie’s chasing Eddie around another table now, attempting to tickle him again and screaming vague, nonsensical threats. “But you guh-gotta love him for it, don’t you?”
Stan sighs again, much heavier and over-produced this time, and it pulls a laugh from Bill. Bill knocks his elbow against Stan’s, and Stan knocks his back, smile mirroring Bill’s.
The sound of pins clattering to the floor is followed by a yee-haw! and a fist-punch from Bev, who turns around and calls “Alright Bill, come beat this spare — if you think you can!”
Bill, taking a page out of the guide to Tozier dramatics, pretends to spit into his hands before rubbing them together.
“You asked f-for it, Muh-Marsh.”
Bill creams everyone. Like, not just the other ‘team’, but his own, too. Beats them all by about 100 points each, give or take. Richie splayed out on the floor in front of the lane right before Bill rolled his final ball, crying out “Just run me over with it, Denbrough! I don’t want to live in a world where my best friend is a bowling god!” And then, quieter and six times more dramatic “Just roll it right over my heart — it’s already broken anyway.”
Bev grabbed Richie by his noodle legs and tugged him away from the lane, kicking and screaming, as Bill hit his fourth strike in a row.
After that, they all decide that either Bill is going to have to be banned from this activity altogether, or they need to make some crafty changes to the game. Ben returns with two pitchers of beer and seven glasses from the bar, as well as an idea.
“Trick shots,” he says, pouring drinks for everyone, and then re-filling Stan’s after he downs the whole thing in one go. Bev wrinkles her nose.
“Trick shots? Like…”
Richie cuts in. “The flying eagle? The hairy knuckle? The pin-boy titty twister extravaganza?”
“None of those are real things,” Stan argues, half-way through his second beer. The man could drink, that’s for sure; couldn’t hold his alcohol for shit, but he could drink it. Bill thinks he sees Stan’s cheeks already start to redden with the flush of it. “They can’t be.”
“The first one actually is a real sh-shot,” Bill says, shrugging at Stan’s glare when Richie whoops in victory.
“Alright, explain this to me, Ben,” Mike interrupts to Bill’s right, his beer mostly gone too. Bill looks down at his own glass, untouched. These days, his stomach feels non-existent. Remembering to eat is difficult, simply because he doesn’t know he’s hungry at all. It’s like all of the feeling has been sucked out of him, and while parts are regaining sense, his stomach still feels numb; for all he knows, it could’ve packed its bags and taken off to Florida. Actually, he isn’t really sure when he had eaten last, now that he’s thinking about it.
Something bumps his elbow. Bill turns to meet Mike’s stare. He doesn’t say anything — Ben’s explaining the rules, something about everyone drawing trick shots from a hat, putting the bumpers on… Bill isn’t listening, it doesn’t matter. Instead, Mike flicks his eyes down to the full glass, and back up. A question. Bill pushes the glass toward him. An offering. Mike smiles, just enough that the little dimple in his right cheek starts to peek out, and reaches out. As Bill pushes, the glass rolls over a lump on the tabletop, sloshing some of the drink onto Mike’s hand as he grabs it; Bill’s a second too fast averting his attention away when Mike brings his hand to his mouth, probably to lick the beer from his palm. Bill thinks he hears Mike exhale with a little laugh, but he ignores it.
What are they doing again?
“Alright, I finished putting them in the app. Now we just click the button and it’ll throw us a random trick shot to do.” Ben flips his phone around, showing the group. Bill squints.
“Wuh-wait. What happened to drawing them f-from a hat?”
“That’s just a turn of phrase, Billiam,” Richie says, eyes rolling up with his words. “Duh. Besides, no one’s got a hat, or paper, or a pen—”
Eddie interrupts. “Actually, I have a pen, I always have a—”
“No one’s got any of those things because no one carries shit around like that anymore because they’re not losers,” Richie continues, sticking his tongue out at Eddie when he gets the middle finger. “It’s called an app. Welcome to the twenty-first century.”
“C-can an app do this?” Bill asks, and reaches across the table to punch him in the shoulder. Richie squawks with pain before making a grab at Bill, but Bill’s laughing and skirting away from the table before Richie can react.
When Bill looks back, Bev is laughing, and Stan. They all are, as Eddie holds Richie back and Ben, still sitting, shakes his head with his lips quirked up in amusement. Bill feels a sudden, sharp, shooting burst of love for them in this moment.
Bill is still thinking of Georgie — perhaps he always will be. Perhaps Bill will never know a day without thinking of his brother’s nasally giggle when he made a joke about Bill’s technology ineptitude, or how he liked the blueberry Poptarts best, or how excited he still got for Christmas, even at his age. (Who is Bill kidding— he also gets really excited for Christmas). Yes, Bill is still thinking of Georgie, and perhaps always will be, but he is also thinking of his friends. He’s thinking about how they’re here — not just in the bowling alley, but like, here, in a band they’d started together. He’s thinking about that day in the diner, all of their hands stacked up over piles of dirty plates; how they’d all been looking at him, grinning ear-to-ear, ready to start a new journey.
Perhaps losing Georgie tore a big, ugly gash in Bill Denbrough’s heart, and perhaps it’ll take daysmonthsyears to heal; but perhaps these people — Bev, Ben, Richie, Mike, Stan, and now Eddie, too — maybe they can hold him together and make it not hurt so bad.
“Another game?” Mike says, pulling Bill from his thousand-yard-stare. He'd seen Bev, Ben, and Stan leave, pushing out through the entry doors with tired, smiling faces. Richie and Eddie left half an hour before them, Richie practically chasing Eddie outside. After Richie’s victory at the trick shot round (which wasn’t saying much; he’d just gotten lucky and been given granny shot almost every roll, while at one point Eddie had to spin around three times before throwing and ended up with his ball three lanes over), Richie'd looked way too smug for Bill’s comfort. Eddie promptly turned bright red, grabbed his coat, and walked out faster than those grandmas in shopping malls.
Bev’s attempts at guessing what the prize for their bet had been were shut down immediately and hastily by Stan, who wanted no part in that conversation.
“Are yuh-you sure?”
Mike’s face twitches down, just slightly; almost imperceptibly. “We don’t have to, I was just—”
“I just mean,” Bill cuts in quickly before he has to hear any more of Mike’s backtracking. Bill hasn’t hung out with Mike in weeks; they’ve barely talked. Bill wants to stay. He shrugs, motioning toward the mostly empty lanes behind them. “Are yuh-you sure you want to get your ass k-kicked?”
Mike scoffs, the light jumping back into dark brown hues. “We’ll see about that.”
Bill goes first and turns on his heel with a sheepish grin when he bowls a strike. Mike doesn’t look bothered. In fact, he rolls one too. Bill blinks.
“I told you, Bill.”
Bill cracks his knuckles. He hasn’t lost a game since he first joined the Gutter Gang, and he’s positive that streak won’t end now. Bill grabs his ball from the return and stands in front of the lane for a moment, focusing before sending it spinning down the center. The pins crack: another strike.
Mike sucks in through his teeth. “Damn, Denbrough. Makin’ me eat my words.”
Bill’s smile only lasts long enough for Mike to match the second strike with his own. By the third round of matching strikes, Bill’s hand is sweating as he picks up his ball. Mike looks happy as a clam, standing with his arms crossed off to the side.
Bill is not nervous.
The sweat on his fingers disagrees, however, and that’s what he blames it on when his ball rolls down the lane and only knocks out 9 pins with its force. Bill’s jaw clenches; sure, he ends up getting the spare, but he’s lost his point bonus. He clears his throat and steps aside, avoiding Mike’s look.
“You’re not competitive or anything, are you, Bill?”
Normally, Bill would say no. He’d gotten used to coming in last in trivia games and Mario Kart at a young age, developing instead a sense of love for the ride itself. No need for competition. Except, bowling is completely different, and Bill is not going to lose. He can have fun and still win, right? Right.
“Nuh-nope.” Bill pastes on a smile and steps aside.
When the sound of Mike’s fourth strike fills the alley, Bill’s eye does not twitch.
Luckily, the small streak of competition ignites something in Bill, and he bowls four strikes in a row compared to Mike’s four spares. It’s a little concerning how good Mike is, if Bill’s being honest; it doesn’t seem to be coming completely easy to him, not with the time he takes in lining up every shot, but he’s good. Better than his score from earlier would reflect by double, at least.
Bill continues to wipe his sweaty palms down the side of his jeans.
After Bill’s fifth consecutive strike, Mike gets one too, and they both stare at the scoreboard. Bill’s ahead by 30 points exactly; all he has to do is get a strike and a spare and he’ll beat Mike no matter what.
“I'll have you know, I've been practicing,” Mike says, eyes still on the board.
“Yep. Before tour, before Shark Puppy, I went to the alley every Monday.”
Bill’s jaw drops, just a little. “S-seriously?”
“Well, the only other good time for me was Thursdays, but that’s when your team practiced. So 4-6 on Mondays was bowling time.” Mike looks abashed, but quietly proud, too.
“4-6… that was when I had—”
“Multimedia and Animation. Mhm.”
Neither of them are looking at the scoreboard anymore. Bill’s not thinking about bowling at all, actually. “Wh-why did you… why?”
Mike shrugs. “Thought it’d be useful. You know, to keep up with you.” He smiles — like the sun, the sun has come out, to chase away the dark and — “You’re my best friend, Bill.” His tone is a little sad, a little too honest, and any hope Bill had let swirl in his gut evaporates.
You’re his best friend.
“Th-that’s what your mom said,” Bill says, a little bitter under his soft smile, and Mike makes a face. Bill’s eyes widen, realizing it sounded a little too close to Richie’s style of humor, and he explains. “I mean l-literally. She said that. to me.” Duh. Bill takes a breath. “I m-mean when I went to your house, she said something about— she was just trying to say that I shuh-should, you know, t-talk to you, and sh-she said you missed me and luh-loved me—” Mike makes a face at that too, and Bill talks a little faster. “And that she luh-loves me too but you’re my b-best friend.”
For a moment, Mike just watches Bill, expression unreadable. And then it melts into something soft, and warm, and he huffs out a laugh; he shakes his head. “I think it’s your turn, Bill.”
Bill feels off-kilter - like he’s missing out on something. Something big, maybe. Why is his heart beating faster?
He nearly drops the ball when he picks it up from the return. Suddenly, winning this game doesn’t seem so important.
Like, he still wants to win. But he also wants to know why it feels like he’s standing on the precipice of now and the unknown.
Lining up the shot, Bill’s thinking of Mike. Drying off his sweaty hand and re-gripping the ball, Bill’s thinking of Mike. When all he manages to knock down are two measly pins, he’s thinking fuck, and also of Mike.
Bill is, honestly, always thinking of Mike.
“Better pull off that spare, Bill,” Mike chides from outside Bill’s line of vision. Bill just grabs his ball again with shaky hands, lines it up, takes two steps, sends it curving down the paneling of the lane, and... right into the gutter. Shit. Mike’s hand comes down on Bill’s shoulder, heavy but comforting, as he appears beside him. When Bill looks up, Mike’s clearly trying to hide the smug grin that threatens the corners of his mouth. “Don’t worry, you can still win! if I roll two gutterballs.”
“Sometimes I feel like k-kissing you,” Bill says suddenly. What the fuck. That was not what he was going to say, not at all. He doesn't know what he was going to say instead, but it surely, surely wasn’t that. Mike’s lips twitch, but he doesn’t say anything right away. Bill’s chest tightens and he thinks he’s going to pull a Richie and vomit all over the (very little) ground between them.
Mike’s lips twitch again (stop looking at his lips) like he’s holding back a smile; when Bill’s gaze flits higher, to meet Mike’s eyes, he finds something that looks a lot like amusement. “Sometimes I feel like kissing you too.”
Oh. Right. “Okay. C-cool.” Bill’s heart is powered by hummingbirds, rattling around in his ribcage and pounding against his chest so hard it sounds louder than the thunder-crack of pins crashing in the lanes around them. Is it, like, incredibly hot in this bowling alley all of a sudden?
“Cool.” Mike bites his lip, jutting his chin out toward the ball return. “Can I beat you at this game now?”
And then he throws three perfect strikes, beating Bill by an easy 25 points.
For whatever reason, that probably definitely doesn’t have anything to do with the conversation they’d just had, Bill doesn’t care that he lost.
Okay, maybe a tiny, tiny bit. But, you know. Mostly he doesn’t care.
They don’t say anything else as they put their coats on. Or when they pay for their games, or when they agree to give the cashier an autograph (on their bowling shoes, no less), or when the shoe boy also asks for their autographs. They don’t say anything when they walk out the door into the brisk chill of January in New Jersey. They don’t say anything as Mike orders them an Uber, or as they drag their shoes along the half-melted snow that covers the parking lot. They don’t say anything until they’re standing beneath a streetlamp on a dry patch of concrete next to the road.
And then, after Mike looks around for a moment, he says “I think here’s a good place.”
Mike hums, hands in his pockets and that dimple on his face. “For me to kiss you.”
Bill swallows, and then swallows again. His throat is impossibly dry, his hands impossibly shaky, his eyes impossibly wide. Everything, all of it, feels impossible; and yet here’s a very real Mike Hanlon, the man Bill’s loved since high school, standing beautiful in the lamp-light and offering to kiss him.
There’s a hand on Bill’s jaw now, big and calloused and strong and warm from his pocket. Instinctively, Bill leans into the gesture. Quieter, Mike speaks again. “Can I kiss you, Bill?”
Bill never trusts his mouth to say the right things but he really doesn’t trust it right now. So Bill nods, small but certain, his eyes still wide and locked with Mike’s as the man’s smile grows. There’s a moment where Mike hovers, only an inch or two from Bill’s lips — like he’s giving Bill the chance to take it back — before the world stops spinning and Mike Hanlon kisses Bill Denbrough in the parking lot of a New Jersey bowling alley.
Kissing Mike is everything Bill imagined it would be — because he has imagined a lot, for years — and also twelve times better than anything he could’ve dreamed. Kissing Mike is soft t-shirts against soft grass under the afternoon sun. Kissing Mike is the cool shade of a big birch tree, and the sweet tang of ice-cold lemonade: it’s an endless summer. It’s diving into the blue blue water of a swimming pool, and Bill never wants to resurface.
When Mike does pull back, Bill’s eyes stay closed and his lips stay parted for a moment, still wrapped up in the feeling of it. Mike’s hand hasn’t moved from where he’s cupping Bill’s jaw, and when Bill’s eyes flutter open, it’s to the feeling of Mike’s thumb brushing across his cheek.
“I c-can’t believe that happened,” he breathes, unable to keep his thoughts in his head. Mike looks at him fondly, but also like he’s the dumbest person in the world.
“I've wanted to kiss you for years. Years, Bill.” Bill must look even more shocked, somehow, because Mike gives him another Look. “My mom told you I was in love with you, man. My mom .”
“No way.” Mike shakes his head, his hand dropping, and Bill misses the warmth already. “This is on you. You’re the oblivious one; I’ve been waiting.”
“Wuh-what?” Bill, bewildered, scrunches his eyebrows together. “Years? Y-you knew this whole t-time?”
“Why didn’t yuh-you say anything?”
“I knew you’d figure it out eventually.” Mike shoves his hands back in his pockets, but he doesn’t look away. “And I'm a patient guy. Very, very patient." Mike's smirk teases Bill's flush darker. "I knew that when you were ready, you’d say something.”
Bill knows that later, when the fact that holy shit, Mike kissed him sets in, he’s going to kick himself for not realizing anything sooner. Right now, though, all he feels is an overwhelming swell of love that starts in his chest and unfurls into his whole body. Absently, Bill twists the silver chain around his wrist, a habit he’d picked up nearly the moment he’d put it on.
Something on Mike’s face changes subtly, mixes with concern. “And if you’re not ready, that’s okay too. I know things are—” he cuts himself off, not needing to finish the thought. Bill is silently grateful, and his gaze drops to the cracked pavement between them. “I'm serious about being patient.” Mike pauses, takes a breath. “I could wait for you forever, Bill.”
Bill knows that it’s true. He can hear it in Mike’s voice — the raw, honest tone that curls around his words like a coat. Bill knows that he could wait forever for Mike, too; would wait, had waited. Bill also knows that there is still a part of him missing, a limb torn off that needs time to heal.
At least if they were waiting, they could wait together this time.
“I d-don’t know,” Bill says, mostly to the ground. “I don’t— know if I'm ready r-right now, but—” he swallows, tilting his head back so he can look at Mike again. “I love you, Mike. Juh-just… so you know.” His cheeks are bright red, he can feel them, and they both know it’s not from the cold. “When I am r-ready. I love you.” And then, because he can finally say it outside of his texts with Stan, he says it a third time, through the beginning stretch of a smile. “I love you M-Mike Hanlon.”
“I love you, Bill Denbrough,” Mike says, voice full and tender, before he presses a gentle kiss to Bill’s cheek and the Uber finally rolls up.
“We don’t have to do it,” Ben says, wringing his giant hands. his eyes are flicking back and forth between Bill, Alex, and Zuzanna. “We edited the light program because we didn’t know if you— just so you know, you know. We weren’t planning on—”
“I want to,” Bill interrupts. His voice shakes, but his face and his sentiment are firm. He’s been thinking about this all day — all week, really, and it’s been sitting in the back of his head idly for even longer. “I want to do it. For Georgie.”
Ben shares one last look with Bill before nodding towards Zuzanna and Alex, who both salute and head off towards the booth of the venue to switch up the cues. The rest of the band, who are standing next to the plate of cheese and crackers in the green room and pretending not to be listening to the conversation, say nothing. Except for Richie, who gives him a thumbs-up and an easy, comforting smile.
Tonight, Shark Puppy returns from their break, and they’ll be performing ‘Georgie’. Journalists have been split on whether the song would be emphasized or completely cut from the line-up, but Bill doesn’t care about their opinions. He’s keeping ‘Georgie’ in because it’s his favorite song he’s ever written; it’s half the reason they’d made it here at all. Bill isn’t going to cut it from the line-up just because Georgie is —
“Five minutes until showtime, lads,” Britt says, hoisting herself up off the couch and setting the second plate of cheese back on the table (useless, really, when she’d eaten ¾ of the contents anyways). “Time to go intimidate some sixteen-year-olds.”
“Most of our fan base is actually seventeen to twenty-year-olds,” Ben says, and Bev says huh, like she never would have guessed. Bill kind of thought it would be moms, with all the milf jokes Richie makes. Britt takes another slice of cheese.
“Time to go intimidate some seventeen-year-olds, then.” And then she disappears, presumably to her place behind the barriers.
As the band gathers offstage, Bill feels the familiar wash of jittery excitement. He’s missed this feeling; the way the static gathers in the air, all of his friends’ tension bouncing off each other like frantic electrons in a neuron, or whatever that science stuff is. The crowd is already screaming, and when the lights go black and the band members find their place on stage in the darkness, their cries are deafening before a hush ripples across them.
They know what to expect. It is a Shark Puppy show after all.
Richie’s chant fills the whole venue with energy, and when Bev kicks into ‘Rock War’, everyone — even Bill — goes fucking wild.
The show is a blur. Bill’s having so much fun back on stage he forgets he ever left it in the first place. Being here, playing music with the people he loves more than anyone else he’s ever known… Bill never wants this feeling to end. He never wants to think about what his life might be like without Shark Puppy; without Richie’s stupid let’s get absolutely blitzed tonight suggestion that brought them here.
“Are you all having fun out there tonight?” Richie calls into the mic, and is answered by a resounding yes in the form of incoherent screams from the fans.
“That’s what I'm fucking talking about!” Bill laughs, looks down at his guitar as he racks it. ‘Georgie’ is next — just him and the piano.
“Before we go into this next one, we just want to say thank you for being the best fuckin’ fans we could ever ask for.” Richie’s standing at the edge of the stage, looking out into the crowd. Bill knows he always tries to make eye contact with as many people as he can— like he’s personally thanking each and every one of them. He knows that if Richie could, he would; they all would. “I'd especially like to thank all of the beautiful, beautiful milfs on Twitter who continue to—”
“SHUT UP, RICHIE!” Bev shouts from her kit, and that gets everyone laughing, even if she is kinda serious. Richie talks about milfs too much for his own good.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever. Seriously, thank you. All of you. You’re the real heart of Shark Puppy.” Richie shoves his mic in the stand, and before he moves to sit with the rest of the Losers (who are all gathering to sit near where Bill’s set himself up at the piano the stagehand has wheeled out) he calls out: “Shark Puppy!”
The crowd returns it, hundreds of voices calling back “OOH RAH RAH!”
“Thank you R-Richie,” Bill says, grinning, before he clears his throat. “Uh, this n-next one is c-called ‘ Georgie’ .”
Bill flexes his fingers over the keys, and a fresh wave of nerves seeps into his veins. You can do this, he tells himself. Another voice, one that sounds a bit like Georgie, says it too. You can do this. So Bill plays. His muscles remember it all; not even his nerves can make him forget the haunting, twinkling intro.
The crowd is silent as Bill begins to sing.
Before you came along I sailed alone:
content to ride the rocky seas
and shoulder it all on my own
I never knew I'd need a second mate,
but I brought you in from stormy skies
and taught you how to navigate
Bill can hear the way his voice shakes, even as he tries to control it. The crowd isn’t even singing along; just listening, connecting, feeling, as flashlights begin to pop up in the darkness. Bill plays on, even as his fingers tremble on the keys.
Even when the waters turn to gray;
even when you have lost your way;
even when the compass cracks
and you’re sure you’ll be blown away
As Bill finishes the bridge, he catches something out of the corner of his eye. Not only are members of the crowd holding up their flashlights, but something else as well. Boats, Bill realizes. His heart stutters. Hundreds and hundreds of paper boats, all sizes and colors, held up in the audience.
They’d all brought boats for Georgie.
There are tears welling in his eyes: big, watery, blinding tears. He can’t see through them; he can’t play. Bill presses down on the same chord twice before his hands drop away completely. He feels like he can’t breathe. Bill sits there, tears streaming down his cheeks, hoping that Alex will just turn the lights off or maybe that he’ll melt into the stage altogether. Bill thought he could do this, but he can’t; he just can’t.
And then, from the crowd, comes a voice — quickly joined by more. And more, and more, and Richie and Bev and Mike and Stan too. They all start singing, no piano backing necessary, the last chorus of the song.
I will fold
each paper boat
to carry you wherever you’re supposed to be
Stand tall at the helm,
you don’t need my help;
I believe in you now, Captain Georgie
The whole crowd is singing; the venue is filled with it. Suddenly there are arms around him; he doesn’t know who starts it, but they’re all there. Even Eddie and Ben, who must’ve come on just for this. They hold him as Bill cries, big, wracking sobs; they hold him as hundreds of paper boats are thrown on stage, as the room sings on; they hold him together as he falls apart.
Stand tall at the helm,
you don’t need my help;
I believe in you now, Captain Georgie
Chapter 12: eddie
“Don’t lose it,” Eddie says, avoiding the boy’s eyes again.
“I won’t. Pinky promise.” He holds out his hand, pinky up, and Eddie cautiously wraps his own around it.
before we jump into the final chapter - what the fuck - i need to thank jane once again not only for simply existing but for letting me write the equivalent of one direction fanfic to her simon cowell curation. we'd be nowhere without miss jane !
this chapter goes out to dani (litrally cannot wait for your reddie detective fic), and jemma (suffer at the hands of my sad words) and mattie (who has been a shark puppy stan since the beginning).
thank you, all of you, for coming on this journey with me.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Eddie ignores the voice. It’s silent work time.
“Hey, uh. Eddie.”
Jaw clenching, Eddie delicately sets down his pencil. His eyes flit to Mr. Sonny, stationed behind his desk at the front of the room; he’s got his nose in a book, but Eddie is sure he’s Always Watching.
Eddie doesn’t know the kid behind him’s name: Eddie doesn’t know most of his classmates’ names. Mommy has insisted on homeschooling until this year, when -- after an aggravated, hushed phone call with the board of homeschool education -- she’d informed him he’d finally be joining the rest of the kids his age at Blue Ox Elementary. They’re only a few weeks into the school year, and Eddie’s nerves have held him back from doing much more than focusing on his work and watching the rest of his class race around the playground at recess.
It isn’t that lonely.
But he’s surprised this kid knows his name, that’s for sure. Maybe that’s why he risks Mr. Sonny’s disapproval and turns around.
“What?” he whispers, looking at the boy’s shirt instead of his face. It’s printed with Star Wars - pineapples - superheroes Eddie doesn’t know the name of; it’s pink - black - orange - yellow. Eddie blinks, but the shirt continues to change and shift.
“Can I borrow an eraser?” Eddie looks at the boy’s face now. Hes’ wearing glasses, and then he’s not, and then he is, but the frames are changing. His eye color flashes green to blue to brown to green.
“What happened to yours?” Eddie asks, memory pushing forward without need for cemented details.
“Lost it.” The boy doesn’t sound very sure of that answer.
Eddie turns back to his own desk. He’s got three erasers, actually: two of them are the big chunky pink rectangles that everyone had, the ones his mother bought him. There’s another in his pencil bag; he’d found it in the hallway, forgotten by a student who probably had no idea it was missing in the first place. A small, red, strawberry-shaped eraser that smelled just like the fruit it resembled. He’s never actually used it, too scared to ruin it with black pencil marks. Briefly, Eddie looks back over his shoulder at the boy. His face is still swirling, but Eddie knows he’s smiling because Eddie’s cheeks are heating. He digs around in his pencil bag, pulling the tiny strawberry out and rolling it between his fingers before depositing it onto the boy’s desk.
“Don’t lose it,” Eddie says, avoiding the boy’s eyes again.
“I won’t. Pinky promise.” He holds out his hand, pinky up, and Eddie cautiously wraps his own around it.
From the front of the room, Mr. Sonny clears his throat, and Eddie whips around to his own desk so fast it sends his pencil rolling to the floor. Mr. Sonny doesn’t look mad, though; he just smiles down into the pages of his book as Eddie, red-faced, goes back to his work.
- Derry, Maine
“Hey, Eddie.” A foot softly jostles him, and Eddie stirs.
“We’re h-here.” Bill’s voice is more clear now that Eddie’s swimming towards consciousness. The bus isn’t stopped, he knows that much; his head is still vibrating against the window where he’s fallen asleep in the kitchenette, and when he cracks his eyes open, familiar snow-covered trees pass by in a blur.
And then Eddie’s eyes open wider because they’re in Derry.
When Eddie sits up straighter and turns to get a better look out the window, Bill pulls his legs back, avoiding being kicked in the flurry of movement. “Is this Derry? Are we in Derry ?”
“Yuh-yeah…” Bill says slowly, and when Eddie looks over at him from across the table, Bill’s eyebrows are pulled together with concern. “It’s the last show. The homec-coming of the t-tour.”
Eddie nods slowly, eyes already drawn back to the snowy landscape. “Right. of course.” Somehow, he’d missed that this whole band was from his hometown. He knew they were from Maine, of course, but he’d always assumed they were from Portland, where they were discovered. Clearly Eddie hasn’t been paying as close attention as he thought.
“How’s the st-story coming?” Bill asks, mouth full of Raisin Bran. And M&Ms, Eddie notes. Bill always ate Raisin Bran, and he always added a fistful of M&Ms to the bowl. The eating habits of Bill Denbrough are disgusting and inventive and wholly in-character. Bill juts his chin towards the pad on the table.
Ugh. Right. Eddie’s notebook is still blank. It’s sitting in front of him now, open, mocking him from the table. It’s the reason he’d fallen asleep in the first place: the reason he’d begun dreaming of… something. His brain’s let go of the memory already.
“It’s… coming,” Eddie sighs, and runs a hand through the ruffled waves mussed by the window. “I'll probably finish it by, oh, next decade.” Bill snorts, and Eddie returns it with a sleepy smile.
“Well you’ve g-got plenty of time now, right?” Bill’s still grinning — it’s a joke, obviously — but something sours in Eddie’s mouth anyway and he looks back down at his Pitchfork-issued notepad.
It’s easy to forget that he’s jobless when he lets himself get swept up into the whirlwind of Shark Puppy; the three weeks since Eddie left Chicago have passed in a blur of travel and shows and eating Chinese takeout on Bev’s bunk as they watched Young & Hungry on her phone. The distraction of Emily Osment’s subpar acting was welcome because when Eddie starts to think too hard about the fact he’s probably never going to find as good of a job and that he’ll be broke and his Nana was always right about him, that he’ll never be good enough and he’ll end up a failure — it starts to send him into sweats and hyperventilation.
Luckily Bill seems to catch the thought before it runs too far ahead and drops his spoon into his M&M-Raisin-Bran-hybrid. “I duh-didn’t mean, like. It’s— I'm s-sorry, Eddie, I wasn’t trying to bring up a-anything—”
“It’s okay, Bill,” Eddie says, because it is, and he gives Bill a reassuring look so he knows that. Bill nods, eyes still apologetic, and picks up his spoon again to swirl it around in the milk, chasing his bran flakes around the bowl.
“I wanted to talk to you about that, actually. Well, not really, not the f-fi-fi— not the Pitchfork thing, but. I've talked it over with the rest of the band and they agree.” Bill seems just about as nervous as Eddie feels. Is this about him and Richie? Are they too touchy, too feely, too much? It’s a far reach to make without stretching, but he’s not sure what else could have Bill so serious like this. Then again, even that assumption doesn’t have much of a leg to stand on; since Eddie’s horrible bowling loss, he and Richie haven’t even kissed — not for lack of trying, though, really.
Before the Brooklyn show, Richie swooped in to kiss Eddie before they went out and had been cut off by Britt walking between them with a comically large ladder. In the middle of the night post-Boston, Richie tried to crawl into Eddie’s bed and been stopped by Ben, who was still awake, Facetiming with someone where he laid beneath Eddie’s bunk. The afternoon after New Hartford, Eddie was cornered in the kitchenette by Richie’s greedy hands and was seconds away from finally scoring a kiss when Stan walked in, gagged, and then sat himself down at the table. That didn’t seem to bother Richie, who tried to kiss Eddie anyways, but clearly there was some force working against them because the bus driver slammed on the brakes and sent Eddie’s head slamming into Richie’s nose.
The kitchen looked like a goddamned crime scene after that.
Clearly they were still too all-over-each other though if Bill is sitting here about to tell him to stop seducing Richie or something. Eddie opens his mouth to apologize at the same time that Bill says
“I think you shuh-should officially jo—”
“WELCOME TO DERRY, MOTHERS AND FUCKERS!” Richie screams, slamming open the separation slider with a loud bang. Eddie’s nerves melt into a mix of fondness and annoyance. “Please keep all hands and feet inside the vehicle as we pull in to the shit stain of Maine.”
“Ironic how a self-proclaimed milf-lover like yourself would invalidate the existence of milfs like that, Richie,” Mike adds, pushing past where Richie’s endless limbs are filling the doorway. Bill gives up on whatever he was trying to say, and Eddie’s shoulders sag a little in relief. He really, really doesn’t want to ruin the last night of the tour.
“Um, actually, most mothers have fucked by virtue of being moms in the first place, Michael.”
Eddie hums. “You’re still wrong. The ‘and’ implies that mothers are separate from fuckers, therefore invalidating your argument.”
“Ah ah ah, Doctor Spaghetti, that’s where you’re wrong.” Richie plops himself beside Eddie, throwing a graceless arm around Eddie’s thin shoulders. It sparks a flutter in his chest and a pink tint to his cheeks, but he ignores it for the sake of being able to destroy Richie’s argument. “It’s like rectangles and squares. Not all fuckers are mothers, but all mothers are fuckers. My decision to separate the mothers from the fuckers was logically sound. Check and mate.”
Mike’s settled himself in the chair beside Bill, and just as Bill has forgotten his half-eaten bowl of cereal, Eddie’s forgotten either of them exist at all. “Oh, all mothers are fuckers? What about mothers who adopt, Richie? Did you think about them in your milf-exclusive, adopting-mother-exclusive statement? Clearly not! Double check and mate!”
Richie splutters out half-formed words of protests, and when Mike adds “Eddie has a point” Richie directs the splutters towards him instead.
“Ha!” Eddie declares triumphantly. “Mike’s on my side, I win.”
“You don’t win, you can’t win, it’s not a real—”
“Yuh-you’re only saying Eddie c-can’t win because he won. If you wuh-won you’d be bragging about it the r-rest of the day.”
“That is not true,” Richie lies.
“Is so,” Eddie truths. Mike and Bill nod their agreement. “Just admit you lost the milf argument and move on.”
“Richie Tozier never loses,” Richie sniffs, looking quite offended, despite his arm still being around Eddie’s shoulders. “Especially not when it comes to milfs.”
“Is that why you’re still a virgin?” Stan asks from where he’s appeared in the doorway. “Because you never lose?”
Bill, Mike, and Eddie all snort, but Richie seems unfazed; in fact, his smile grows into something big and dangerous. “Oh, I'm no virgin. I think Eddie here would be happy to—”
The rest of Richie’s words are muffled (and eventually turn into a string of no Eddie please stop Eds okay I swear I won’t talk about how bad you want my— mercy mercy!) when Eddie tackles him in a brave attempt to shut Richie up. As the tour bus rolls to a stop in the parking lot of Paul Bunyan High School, Stan records a video of Mike pulling Eddie off of a cowering Richie, everyone’s faces bright with laughter.
“This is where I got my first kiss,” Richie says, pointing to the snow-covered playground before them. “In kindergarten. Betty Ripsom grabbed me by the cheeks and said Richie Tozier you WILL love me, smacked a fat one on my sweet, sweet lips, and ran away.” His finger moves slightly until it’s pointing at the trashcan a few feet away. “And that’s where I threw up after I got my first kiss.”
Eddie grins. “Is that where you got the nickname Trashmouth?”
“Ha ha,” Richie shoulders him, lips curled up in a matching smile. “No. I got that from my dirty talking skills.”
“I think it’s more likely you got it from actually eating trash than from that,” Eddie says, and follows up with a “Beep beep, Richie” when Richie goes to make what’s undoubtedly going to be a gross, sexual comment.
“You can’t beep me before I've said anything!”
“Too late.” Eddie sticks his tongue out playfully before darting away from Richie’s attempt to pinch his side.
Richie’s been showing Eddie around Derry for almost two hours now. Sure, it’s a little weird to be given a tour of his own hometown, but Richie’s atrocious tour guide impression had been too cute to deny. Plus, Eddie barely remembers Derry. He has bits and pieces, fractions of memories like the inside of his third-grade classroom or the vague route from his house to the drugstore, but moving away when he was eight meant he had practically nothing in comparison to someone who’d lived there his whole life.
They’ve gone past the Aladdin, and the arcade, and Eddie held back his shudder when he looked through the pharmacy windows and saw that yes, Norbert Keene was still alive and still working. His face had paled, though, and Richie waved his hand in front of Eddie’s face with raised brows.
“What, you see your own reflection in the window?”
“Worse: I saw your mom.”
After a shocked laugh and a gentle pinch, Richie had looked like he was about to kiss him, right there in the middle of the sidewalk as people passed and pretended not to recognize them.
(Eddie’s thankful for that — the willful ignorance. It’s already overwhelming being back in Derry, and having fans come up and ask for autographs and pictures might’ve sent Eddie right over the edge where he teetered back and forth. As the memories that had slipped away slowly reappeared, so did she. Feelings Eddie had long since folded up and tucked away began to unfurl inside him; long tendrils of fear and anxiety wrapped around his lungs with every familiar street sign or building.
Don’t run Eddie-bear, you’re sick; stay home today, Eddie-bear, stay home with mommy; come right home after school, Eddie-bear, or you’ll make mommy very sad. You don’t want to make mommy sad, do you?
And just as he thought he might suffocate from it all, Richie’s hand would curl around his wrist, warm and gentle, and he’d lead Eddie on to the next stop with eyes that made Eddie feel safe, but also made him feel like Richie was looking right through all the walls Eddie had spent so long creating.)
Richie hadn’t kissed Eddie. Maybe he’d seen the panic in Eddie’s eyes, or felt the thumpthumpthump of Eddie’s pulse under his fingers. Whatever it was, he’d just grinned, said c’mon Eds and walked them down the snowy sidewalk until they reached the playground.
“I'm gonna’ get you, Spaghetti!”
Richie chases him around the seesaw and the swings. His legs are longer than Eddie’s, but Eddie is faster by an inch, and he zigzags around the benches and hops over the end of the slide to avoid Richie’s reach with breathless giggles. His shoes are filling with snow and his nose is bright red from the sting of the air, but he doesn’t give a shit.
“Come back here! Jesus, fuck, I haven’t—” Richie wheezes. “I haven’t worked out like this since hiking on Matterhorn.”
“What’s a Matterhorn?” Eddie calls over his shoulder, purposely playing into Richie’s trap.
“Nothing, Eds, whatsa—” Wheeze . “Whatsamatter with you?”
Eddie chances turning around to find that Richie’s stopped running and is leaning over with his palms on his knobby knees. “Aww, are you tired? Do you need a nap?”
“Fuck you, I've got the stamina of a cougar.”
“Is the cougar dead?”
Richie’s eyes glint in the bright white light of the snow when he lifts his head, and he points menacingly at Eddie. “I'm comin’ for you Kaspbrak.”
“Catch me if you can, old man!” And they’re off again, leaving big haphazard tracks all over the playground. They probably look like idiots right now— two men in their mid-twenties acting like seven-year-olds, screaming and running around chasing each other on a snow-covered playset — but the streets of this neighborhood are near empty, and Eddie doesn’t think he’d care even if they weren’t.
As Eddie stomps through wet snow, he thinks that this is what childhood was supposed to feel like: pure, unbridled joy. He can’t go back and change things, or fix what Sonia broke so many years ago, but he can do this. He can scream and giggle and slip on slick wood-chips as Richie wheezes behind him; he can live now, and he can do it with a man who makes him feel like he is something to be cherished.
It’s far too quiet, Eddie realizes, and his heart hammers against his chest from all the effort as he slows to a stop. Richie’s not behind him, or anywhere to be seen.
“Oh, are we playing hide and seek now?” Eddie calls, hands on his hips. “Are you giving up on tag because I beat you?”
There’s no answer, but as Eddie turns towards the playset, a war screech pierces the air and Eddie’s eyes widen. It happens fast, but Eddie swears it’s all in slow motion: Richie’s diving down the slide, pushing snow out of his way, slamming directly into Eddie and tackling him to the ground.
Eddie splutters, spitting snow all over Richie’s triumphant face. “Cheater.”
Richie hums, wiping bits of snow off of Eddie’s face with cold but tender fingers. “I didn’t cheat. I won fair and square. Payback for the milf argument— that you didn’t win.” There are snowflakes in Richie’s eyelashes, Eddie notes, but Richie’s not making any move to clear them away. In fact, he’s cupping Eddie’s jaw now, thumbs rubbing gentle circles over the apples of Eddie’s cheeks. Even in a bed of freezing snow, Eddie feels the warmth of Richie’s adoring gaze.
It’s terrifying that after only five months, Richie can take Eddie apart, leave him open and raw, all with a single look.
“You never play fair,” Eddie says, so softly it’s almost lost in the easy sway of the breeze. Richie’s lips are pink and full and perfect, and he’s leaning down, he’s going to kiss Eddie after all the waiting—
But over the curve of Richie’s shoulder, Eddie spots a tree. An old, worn, slightly crooked tree, right at the end of the block.
“Oh my god,” he breathes, eyes widening as he starts to sit up. Richie jostles and the kiss lands on Eddie’s jaw (sends a shiver down Eddie’s spine, but he forces the feeling away). “Oh my god.”
“What?” Richie asks, pressing another kiss to Eddie’s jaw because the man’s nothing if not persistent. “If it’s a naked old lady don’t worry about it. Ms. Kersh likes the chill.”
“No — ew, what? — no it’s —” Eddie desperately wants to enjoy the feeling of Richie’s mouth against his skin but he can’t, not now. Not when he knows exactly what’s around the corner. That and the melting snow is leaking through his jeans and making his underwear damp and it’s way, way grosser than just his socks getting wet. “C’mon Rich, get off, I—” His heart is rocketing back up into his throat as he wiggles out from under Richie and stands, feet already moving toward the sidewalk. “I gotta show you something.”
Richie’s grumbling behind him, something about oh now he’s too good for tours from me, but he’s following and that’s all Eddie needs. Down the sidewalk, around the corner, Eddie’s legs move twice as fast as normal.
Eddie-bear, Eddie-bear; come home.
Richie keeps up easy with his stupidly long strides and goes knocking into Eddie’s back when Eddie stops in the middle of the sidewalk abruptly.
“Jeez, Eds, warn a guy before you—”
“I have something to tell you,” Eddie interrupts, eyes still stuck on the house before them. The porch is still that ugly shade of eggshell, but it’s cracked and ripped up and hanging off the front of the house, held up only by splinters. Chunks of bricks are missing from the facing, and the windows are boarded up; a wet, faded foreclosure sign is tacked to the front door. The house is empty, abandoned.
So why does Eddie still hear her voice?
“I used to live here.” Eddie’s voice is thick, and there’s an urge to reach for his inhaler, but he shoves his hands in his pockets instead.
“Huh,” Richie says. Which is— well, that’s not what Eddie thought Richie would say at all. He turns, eyebrows furrowed, as Richie speaks again. “Like, before or after it was foreclosed?” and then “Beep beep, yeah, I know.”
Eddie turns back to the crumbling remains of his home. There’s a strange heaviness to the moment that Eddie can’t place, but there’s also a tiny little breath of what feels like relief. Perhaps, without a home, the ghosts of Eddie’s past would finally leave him alone.
“When did you live here?” Richie’s not looking at Eddie — his eyes are still roaming over broken gutter pipes and withering bushes that frame the decrepit porch. Eddie can’t look at the house anymore, so he looks at the ground.
“I grew up here, actually. In this house, until I was eight. I didn’t ever — I mean, I don’t really remember much about it, I guess, which makes sense, I mean. Jane always tells me — my therapist, Jane, she’s my — anyways, she tells me that when you have trauma, you know, it makes it harder to, uh. Well your brain can sort of just, delete it all, you know, and you forget things, or you block it out, and sometimes you can remember, and I mean I know I lived here that’s not — I mean I was eight when I moved, so theres not even much to — it’s not like I have — I mean I'm sure the age has something to do with it, right, like it’s not all trauma but you know about my mo— about some of it, I guess and—” Richie’s palm is firm and comforting against Eddie’s back: an anchor. Eddie realizes suddenly just how fast he was spewing it all out. Squeezing his eyes closed, Eddie forces himself to breathe. Then he laughs, small and empty.
“I never realized it was Derry you all were from. Isn’t that stupid? I just assumed it was Portland. I mean, we never would’ve met anyway, I was homeschooled forever and by the time my mo— by the time Sonia finally let me go to public school, she was three weeks from a heart attack.” Eddie keeps his eyes closed; he refuses to cry. He refuses to give her the satisfaction. Richie’s palm is still there, a comforting warmth even through the layers of his jacket and sweatshirt heavied with snow. “I think she always knew that if she let me go to school I'd leave her. That I would learn what everything… what it all meant, I guess.”
That he’d learn how parents are supposed to love their children; that he’d learn how to run away from her.
Eddie opens his eyes, the brisk air burning against the salty tears welled up there. “I mean, she would’ve been right. It took less than two days in that classroom for the teacher to change my life.”
“Who was he?” Richie asks, but quickly rephrases. “Or she. They. Who were they?”
Eddie snorts and then wipes the back of his sleeve across his nose just in case any tear-loosened snot decides to make an appearance. Ugh, he really needs to change.
“His name was Mr. Sonny. I don’t know if you ever had him but he… well, it seems kind of stupid but. You know those what do you want to be when you grow up discussions? He was the first one to actually ask me. Sonia always kind of just… told me. But he asked what I wanted, and it was...” Eddie smiles; a little sad, wrapped in the thin paper of fond remembrance. “It was the first time I realized I was allowed to want things for myself, I guess. That I could want things that weren’t what my mother wanted.”
Realizing and acting upon were two different things, really, especially when you’re eight years old and the entire world rotates on the axis of the adults who guide you. Being handed off from Sonia to Elvira — one abuser to the next — meant that he never had the proper greenhouse to grow.
But Mr. Sonny had planted the seed, and against the odds of suffocating hands, Eddie blossomed anyways.
“I never even got to tell him.” Finally, Eddie faces Richie. He’s not sure what he’s expecting to find behind the purple rims of thick glasses, but he’s still relieved to see nothing but faint understanding in kind green eyes; he’s just listening, open-hearted. “He asked me and I—” Eddie decides to skip over his initial answer to the question— tall— figuring Richie already had plenty to tease him about. “I didn’t know at the time. I wanted to be something , I knew that much, but.” he shrugs. “I moved before I could even get close to an answer.”
Richie’s hand has moved now, lays easy and loose on Eddie’s hip. Since coming back from the break, it’s rare for a moment to pass where Richie’s not touching Eddie in some capacity: a hand in his hair, a leg thrown over his. Sometimes Richie just drapes himself entirely over Eddie, ignoring the protests of you’re crushing my windpipe you enormous noodle. Not that Eddie is any better either, really; it’s like his entire body has become a silent Richie-attuned magnet. It was like that before, too, but now it feels amped up to 11. Or, like, 23.
“What would you tell him?” Richie asks, green eyes gentle and imploring. “Now that you’ve had, what, sixteen? Years to think about it.” There’s a playfulness in his tone, one that never really goes away, but Eddie knows he’s not teasing. “What does little Eddie Kaspbrak want to be when he grows up?”
For a while, Eddie thought what he wanted was to be successful in music. All Elvira measured Eddie in was success: if he played the right notes, or passed his tests, or won awards in school. He was never good enough for her, but that didn’t stop him from striving for it; anything less than excelling was failing. For a while, Eddie was successful; he worked at fucking Pitchfork and, yeah, there were a lot of greasy dumb-shits who managed to crawl into that company, but he’d earned it. As the top writer of their most viewed category of articles, Eddie'd been the definition of successful.
Then he’d joined the Shark Puppy tour and inch by inch the knots of Elvira’s hold on Eddie untangled. That’s why it had been so easy to finally quit, to shove his middle finger in Sting’s face and walk out of the office for good. Eddie loves music, wants to play it and listen to it and create it, wants to live in it, of course — but that doesn’t mean he has to hinge it all on success. Eddie wants to be a musician, but mostly he wants to be
“Happy.” The corners of Richie’s mouth twitch, and Eddie huffs. “Don’t — don’t say anything teasing, you fuckass—” Richie flutters his eyelashes innocently, and Eddie’s holding back a smile when he goes on. “I'm serious. I want to be happy when I grow up, okay? I want to make music until my early-onset arthritis makes my hands too shriveled to play and I want to do it with the people I love and I want to die with a goddamned smile on my face.” Eddie wipes at his eyes with the other (clean) sleeve, pretending like he’s just getting the snow, which has begun to fall lightly around them, out of his lashes. “So, Mr. Sonny, if you’re out there… there’s your answer.”
Richie still hasn’t said anything. He’s just standing there, wearing a big, goofy grin and looking down at Eddie with the biggest, shiniest fucking heart-eyes Eddie’s ever had the privilege of being the recipient of. “What? What ? Why’re you looking at me like that?” Eddie pushes Richie’s chest gently, and Richie just clasps his hand and starts running.
“Richie, where are you—”
“We’re getting out of these wet clothes; I've got a bucket of ice-cold Derry snow turning my ass into a raisin and I'd like for that to not be happening.” Richie maneuvers their hands so they’re clasped normally between them, and Richie looks over his shoulder as they dash over slippery pavement. “And it’s my turn to show you something.”
“But why do we have to run?”
“Oh, look who’s complaining about exercise now .”
Eddie laughs, bubbly and vibrant, as he follows Richie’s lead down the sidewalk. He thinks he would follow Richie just about anywhere.
“We ran the whole way just to get to your house ?” Eddie grumbles, stomping up the steps to shake loose the snow stuck between the rubber grooves of his shoes. He’s only half watching where he’s going, more focused on sucking up every detail of Richie Tozier’s childhood home. The outside can only be described as quaint, and Eddie is sure the inside will match. Richie jiggles the door handle a few times before he pushes it open and Eddie’s hit with a wave of much-welcomed warmth.
“Swamp ass is serious fucking business, Spaghetti-Man.” Richie kicks off his shoes carelessly as he steps inside, and Eddie rolls his eyes as he delicately steps out of his own and places them neatly on the mat once the door closes behind him. Richie climbs the stairs in three easy strides, but Eddie hops up every step. “My room’s up here — and don’t ask about the portraits.”
“What portrai—” They turn down a hall, and while Richie breezes past the line of framed pictures, Eddie can’t help but gawp. There are ten — at least ten — different paintings of what looked to be Richie and his parents throughout the years… except they’re all in the styles of various popular bands. “Richie, why do have hand-painted portraits of—”
“I said don’t ask!”
It takes every ounce of will in Eddie’s body to drag himself away from the image of a slightly younger Richie clad in black faux-leather and face-paint a la 70’s rock band Kiss.
The house smells vaguely like cinnamon and laundry detergent (which shouldn’t work, but it does), though Richie’s room has its own particular scent. It’s not bad, not at all — it’s kind of like Eddie’s pressing his face against Richie’s chest, except… in room form.
Eddie’s been out in the cold too long: his brain is frozen.
“Here you are, good sir!” Richie says in his British accent, tossing a pair of joggers and a sweater at Eddie. “The room is yours. You can put the wet shit in the hamper. Now, if you’ll excuse me—” Richie grabs his own pile of fresh clothes and makes for the door.
“Where are you going?” Eddie asks, confused. he raises an eyebrow. “Afraid to see me naked or something?”
Richie scoffs. “I'm not afraid of anything, especially not a little plate of spaghetti.”
“Then why’re you—”
“Because it’s hard enough seeing you in my room fully clothed without getting my hands on you. I don’t think I'd be able to resist seeing you strip.”
Eddie’s grip on the borrowed clothing tightens slightly. He doesn’t see anything wrong with Richie getting his hands all over him. Eddie drops the clothes to the carpet and tugs at the hem of his damp shirt. “Oh?”
“Please, Eddie, stop your siren calls — my parents could be home any minute and I refuse to let Maggie and Went catch me balls deep in —” Eddie pulls the shirt over his head, and he hears Richie make a choked sound before the door slams shut and he disappears.
Alone, Eddie smirks.
He changes quickly, peeling off damp layers and replacing them with soft, warm, dry ones instead. The sweats hang loose but fit better than he’d thought — what Eddie lacks in height he makes up for at least slightly in ass — but he’s practically swimming in the sweater. It’s perfect.
Finally able to focus on something past the cold chill of wet fabric on his arms, Eddie looks around. Richie’s room is — well, it’s very Richie. The floor is clear, but Eddie figures that has more to do with the fact Richie’s only been home once in the past five months because the rest of his walls and desk and shelves are covered with things. There are posters all over the walls ranging from bands (Blondie, Frank Ocean, Tame Impala) to comics (Young Justice, X-Men, Robin & Superboy) to a giant glossy image of Cooking Mama hanging directly over his bed.
Alongside the posters are photos, tons of them, with curling corners and faded ink where the sun had streamed in. Pictures of Richie with his arm slung around Bill, or sitting on Bev’s lap, or his whole body wrapped around Ben like a koala. Young Richie, with his arm stuck in the banister of the staircase Eddie walked up not ten minutes ago; young Richie, pulling an ugly face between a grinning Bev and a sleeping Bill; young Richie in a school portrait stood in front of a classroom that looked vaguely familiar...
The door opens and Eddie jumps.
“Find anything interesting?” Richie teases, coming up behind Eddie and wrapping his arms around his frame.
“You got your arm stuck in the handrail of your own staircase?” Eddie snorts, leaning into the warmth of Richie’s chest.
“Yep. They had to grease me up with butter just to slide me out.”
For a moment, Eddie wonders what it would’ve been like if his mom hadn’t died and he'd stayed in Derry. He wonders if he would’ve met Richie, or Bill, or any of them; he wonders if they would’ve been friends. Would he have fit in? Would he have felt just as safe and at home with them then as he did now? He knows somewhere, deep down, the answer is yes. As far-fetched of a concept as fate is, there are parts Eddie knows to be true.
Some people are just meant to find each other.
“Didn’t you have something to show me? Or were you just using that as an excuse to get me into your clothes?”
Richie freezes briefly before pulling away. “Both,” he jokes, though his voice is a little tight. “Hold on, I've gotta—” Richie trails off as he starts yanking open drawers, not even bothering to close them properly before moving on. Eddie watches Richie search, amused, until Richie pauses and the frantic hunt comes to a stop.
Richie doesn’t answer; instead, he drops to sit on the edge of his bed and looks at Eddie nervously. Concerned, Eddie crosses the room until he’s standing between Richie’s legs.
“You gotta promise me you won’t be mad, okay?” Richie looks up with wide eyes, which just draws Eddie’s brows closer together.
“Why would I be mad?”
“Just promise.” Richie holds up his hand and extends one finger. “Pinky promise.”
“Alright. I promise.” Warily, Eddie hooks his pinky around Richie’s, and in the next moment, Richie’s other hand is opening to reveal what he’d hidden in his fist.
In the center of Richie’s palm is a small, red, strawberry-shaped eraser.
For a moment Eddie stands there, still clueless. And then it all clicks: why Richie had acted so strangely when they’d first met, or why he’d acted so nonchalantly when Eddie admitted he’d lived in Derry, too.
Now he remembers it. Young Eddie with a body full of nerves and a bag full of erasers, and the boy who sat behind him: a boy with glasses too big for his face, and green eyes, and a spray of freckles across his nose. A boy whose name Eddie now knew.
“I swore I wouldn’t lose it,” Richie says: small. Uncertain.
“Holy shit,” Eddie breathes, pinky still laced with Richie’s. He can’t move. “How— when— why did—” He swallows. “You knew?”
“Not at first. Colleen and the execs told us your name was J.P., so I just thought I was going fucking insane when I saw you in the lobby. When someone called you Eddie, I knew. You just confirmed it.”
Eddie’s brain is still processing the information as he carefully unlocks their pinkies and takes the strawberry from Richie’s palm. All of those memories — fragile, three-week, ancient memories — had faded so far they were almost gone. So how did Richie remember so clearly?
“I didn’t expect you to figure it out or anything, you know? I mean, fuck, Ben didn’t recognize you either and he sat right next to me. But I remembered.”
Ben was in that class too? Eddie searches the depths of his mind for any echo of a young Ben, but comes up blank. Eddie’s eyes drag from the eraser between his fingers over to Richie, who’s wearing his pre-show-vomit look. He wants to ask why Richie remembered all this, but he doesn’t. He waits. It’s Eddie’s turn to listen.
“You walked into that classroom on the first day and I knew I was in love. I mean, I didn’t know fucking anything about love — I was eight. But I wanted to be your best friend and hold your hand and, Jesus, I don’t know, watch Spy Kids at the Aladdin with you. I thought you were the cutest person I'd ever seen in my life. When Mr. Sonny made you introduce yourself to the class you said—” Richie laughs, caught up in reminiscing, and Eddie feels something big and bright and scary swirling in his gut as Richie attempts a young-Eddie voice. “My name is Eddie. I was homeschooled, and now I'm not. I also have band-aids in my fanny-pack if anyone needs them. Swear to god, I heard fucking wedding bells.” Richie still kind of looks like he’s going to throw-up, but he’s also wearing a smile so full of adoration and tenderness that it makes Eddie’s stomach flip. “I don’t think I could ever forget you, Eds.”
Eddie swallows, pushing the lump in his throat back down. “Why didn’t you ever say anything?”
“I did,” Richie says, and nods toward the strawberry still held gingerly between his fingers. “Just three weeks too late.”
“But you could’ve— before I—” Eddie’s fighting back his heart, pushing it back through the blinds of his ribs.
Richie smiles sheepishly. Fucking sheepishly . “Even trashmouths get tongue-tied sometimes.”
Eddie doesn’t try to hold back the tears. He lets them well, and then he lets them fall, leaving glistening paths down his cheeks.
“That’s kinda weird,” he says, but he’s smiling. “That you held a torch for me all these years,” he says, but he’s placing a knee on either side of Richie’s thighs, sitting in his lap. “Kinda fucked up that you made me wait five months before I got my eraser back,” he says, but he’s pressing their foreheads together, and he’s putting a hand on Richie’s heart, and he’s wondering if it beats for Eddie the way Eddie’s beats for Richie; he’s wondering if falling in love is always this easy, or if it’s just everything with Richie is easy.
“I'll never keep you waiting again, Eds,” Richie says, which sounds a lot like I love you.
“You fucking better not,” Eddie says, which sounds a lot like I love you too.
And then, as Eddie leans down with tear-salted lips to close the gap for a kiss, it sounds a lot like Richie’s parents are coming through the front door. Richie drops his head to Eddie’s shoulder and groans, sounding both outraged and defeated.
“Richie? Are these your boots?” comes a voice.
“Well those certainly aren’t his sneakers. Unless his feet shrunk and he found a sense of style on that tour bus,” comes another, followed by two wild hoots of laughter and footsteps on the stairs.
“He’s got a point,” Eddie says, and Richie pokes his fingers in Eddie’s sides before curling them in a ruthless jumper cable.
And Eddie laughs, and he cries a little too, because he’s in love with a boy he thinks loves him back, and he might not have the future but he has right now. And it’s enough.
Being that Derry is the size of a thumb, there’s no traditional arena or concert venue for Shark Puppy to perform in; the only space big enough to fit even a fraction of their normal audience is the PBHS gym. So the crew arrived a day early to transform the room where teenagers spend most of their time thinking about the most convincing ways to pretend they're too sick to jog, into a concert hall capable of holding 1300 rowdy Shark Puppy fans.
Since there aren’t any green rooms here, most of the members of the band (and Eddie, as well as an exhausted Zuzanna and Alex) are holed up in the teacher’s lounge. Ben is off verifying a VIP list, and Bill and Stan are… somewhere, surely, but the rest of them are here. Bev is spread out at the table sewing instrument patches onto jackets she’d made for their final show, and Mike, her helper, is very dutifully eating a microwaved burrito beside her. Alex and Zuz are splitting the only couch in the room for a well-earned pre-show nap, and every so often Zuzanna will mumble something about “the bees” and Alex will slap her arm until she stops talking. Richie is sprawled out on the floor with one headphone in, and Eddie is sitting on Richie’s sweater with the other.
What? He doesn’t know what’s on these floors.
After being interrupted earlier, Eddie was saved the embarrassment of meeting Richie’s parents with blotchy cheeks and red eyes by Richie claiming they had to get to the school ASAP, which technically was true: they did have to be there early for sound check and neither of them looked ready for a performance. While Maggie had accepted Richie’s excuse, she’d also demanded that after the concert she’d get to meet her son’s “room fugitive with the nice shoes.”
As Eddie was sneaking down the steps to the front door, avoiding the sightlines from the kitchen, he’d overheard Wentworth’s loudly whispered “is it that boy you wouldn’t shut about about on New Year’s?” even though Richie tried to drown it out with fake coughing. It’d made Eddie grin to himself (though his face quickly turned to disgust when he stuck his feet into still-damp shoes) before sneaking out the door.
The concept of meeting Richie’s parents is terrifying, but that moment (and the images of the Tozier family dressed as the Beatles and ABBA) made it slightly less terrifying.
The ending chords of My Own Worst Enemy by Lit were fading out and the beginning chords of Kissin U by Miranda Cosgrove were fading in (Richie’s pre-show playlist was a horrifying peek into the center of his soul) when the lounge door slams open and Bill comes barging in.
“Wuh-where’s Eddie?” Bill asks, whipping his head around in his search. Eddie pulls the headphone out, confused at the frantic edge to Bill’s tone.
“What’s going on?” Eddie asks, pushing himself up off the floor.
“Yuh-you have to help us. S-Stan’s hurt.”
Eddie’s eyes widen and his brain jumps to the worst conclusions immediately: broken bones, missing posters, the plague—
“What’s going on? What are his symptoms? Where is he?” Eddie’s already across the room, standing next to Bill with his phone out and ready to dial emergency services.
“Uh, he’s right—” Bill looks over his shoulder, calling out into the hallway. “Stan, g-get in here.”
Stan doesn’t come in. Bill laughs nervously, holds up one finger, and steps out of the room. Eddie hears partial whispers — isn’t gonna work, just ask; don’t use the puppy eyes you know I hate; as long as Richie’s got the — before Bill’s coming back in, dragging a perfectly-healthy looking Stan behind him. Eddie frowns, trying to make sense of what’s happening. Stan’s just sort of standing there cradling his left hand until Bill clears his throat and Stan sighs.
“Eddie, Eddie, you have to help me,” Stan says, sounding a bit too robotic and soap-opera for Eddie to take him seriously. He’s also looking slightly to the left, over Eddie’s shoulder, like he’s… like he’s reading cue cards. “My hand is cramping sooo bad. I don’t know if I can play the whole set!” There’s the sound of crinkling paper behind Eddie’s head, but when he turns around, Richie’s standing there blank-faced, hands behind his back. Eddie’s gaze returns to Stan. “Please, Eddie, do you know anyone who isn’t Richie that could help us in this terrible dilemma?”
Mike speaks up from the table, clearly on the same page as Stan and Bill, though his tone is a lot more convincing. “You know Stan, I heard a rumor that Eddie himself can play piano. Our very own virtuoso!”
Stan grimaces, as does Eddie, who’s still extremely confused, but starting to get the picture.
“No way! Eddie, please, it would be so— okay, fuck this. Bill, your script sucks; stick to lyrics.” Bill looks offended, but Stan barrels on. “Eddie, as you can see, I'm clearly very injured.” Stan holds up his ‘damaged’ hand, which has three princess bandages around the middle finger. “And it would mean the world to me — us — if you’d help fill in.”
Eddie blinks. “What? Like, play for you?”
“Not all the songs, obviously. But a few. Sing along, too.”
“Yuh-you know,” Bill chimes in, wringing his hands together. “Normal sh-Shark Puppy member things.”
Eddie’s lungs seize. “You— what?”
Bill smiles at Eddie, open and warm. “It’s been fuh-five months, I think you’ve earned a spot. We want you to juh-join the band. Officially.”
“Ben just okayed it with the execs,” Richie adds, coming up on Eddie’s right. “Not that we would’ve listened if they said no, but at least this way it’s real fuckin’ official.”
“I don’t—” Eddie stutters, heart beating wildly. “I don’t even know how to play any of the so—”
“Bullshit,” Richie says flatly, and Eddie’s head whips to look at him. “Oh please, like you couldn’t play the entire fucking album with your hands tied and eyes closed.”
Begrudgingly, Eddie has to admit Richie has a point. Even though he’s never seen the sheet music, Eddie’s near 100% confident in his ability to play almost any song off the Losers album at least mostly correctly. But he’s not going to admit that.
“But I'm not…” Eddie’s face screws up. “I'm just a journalist,” he insists weakly.
“Nah man,” Mike says from where he’s appeared to Eddie’s left. “You’re a Loser. Like us.”
Bev’s there too now, holding up one of the black and blue baseball jackets. Across the back, in neat cursive embroidery, reads “SPAGHETTI”: below it sits a patch that makes Eddie choke up with emotion and laughter.
“Is that a keytar?”
“Stan had dibs on the piano one. Plus this makes you look way cooler than you already are.” Bev grins, eyebrows raising. “Well? What do you say? Want to join a band?”
As they all stand there, staring at Eddie with hopeful eyes and encouraging smiles, Eddie realizes three things. One, that Bill’s crying: happy tears, but tears nonetheless. It makes Eddie feel better about the fact he’s holding back his own for the third time today. Two, that he’s the luckiest fucking person in the whole world. And three, that between the initial lobby greetings and the late night drunken song creations, Eddie had already become a member of Shark Puppy. As much as Bill and Bev and Mike and Ben and Stan and Richie have sewed themselves into the fabric of Eddie’s soul, he’s sewed himself into theirs as well. These people, his people — his family — they're the real Shark Puppy, and they’d let Eddie into their hearts long ago.
Eddie knew that even if he said no, he’d still be a part of this. they would all love him the same, and drag him on their next tour anyway, and Eddie would watch from the sidelines with the same adoration he watched with now. No matter what, they would accept him, full stop.
They’d given him the choice to say no. Which is why Eddie knew absolutely that he would say yes.
“Yeah,” he says, voice cracking, and then he says “fuck yeah.” And then Richie says “fuck yeah”, and then the rest of them cheer “fuck yeah!” They keep cheering, garbled chants of Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! and Shark Puppy, ooh rah rah! as they crowd in for a group hug until Zuzanna sits up from her spot on the couch and says
“What the fuck did I miss?”
The show is almost over. The ground is littered with paper boats, and Bill’s tears have dried, and Ben is sitting out on stage beside Eddie and Bev after IFBB. Eddie’s sweating. He’d insisted on not playing anything tonight, since it felt wrong to steal the keys away during the last show, so instead he’d thrown himself into stage antics with Richie. They’d chased each other around, flinging tambourine glitter and water bottles at each other when they weren’t dancing and serenading from across the stage. The crowd ate up every second of it. Eddie's positive there will be pictures of the two of them plastered across the internet again — not that he gives a fraction of a fuck about it now.
It’s just one song left, and then Shark Puppy’s first tour is formally and officially over.
“We want to thank you all so much for everything you’ve done for us,” Richie says into the mic, his voice booming over thousands of Derry residents packed into the gym like enthusiastic sardines. “Not just coming out tonight, but for supporting us from the start. We wouldn’t be who we are today without some of the people in this crowd. Well, without all the people in this crowd, really, but I'm lookin’ at you Maggie and Went. Without you guys, the sexiest frontman to ever grace a stage would’ve never been born.” The crowd laughs, and Eddie boos, which makes them laugh harder. Richie grins. “So from the bottom of our hearts and the tops of our asses, thank you, Shark Puppy nation. This last one is called ‘Blood Oath’.”
The lights dim, and Bev taps out the easy rhythm on her cajón as Bill starts the verse.
When Eddie first wrote his article, ‘Blood Oath’ is one of the songs he’d actually applauded. It's cohesive, has a beautiful melody, and is one of the better lyrical projects Bill has created on the album. Something about it, though, had thrown Eddie off; the chorus sounded a bit strained, like it needed another word to fit into the rhyme scheme. It's still one of his favorites — actually, all of Shark Puppy’s songs are his favorites now.
Funny how time changes things, isn't it?
The chorus of ‘Blood Oath’ builds quickly, Mike’s bass line snapping against Bill’s plucked guitar chords. It’s one of the best parts of the song, the way they play off of each other’s rhythm, and it’s even more fun to watch on stage; neither of them can take their eyes off of each other, and sometimes Bill misses the first word of the chorus because he’s too busy smiling at Mike.
(This is one of those times.)
Take my hand and cut me deep,
a blood oath that I'm yours to keep
Eddie sings along, the words stamped into his memory from five months of backstage lip-syncing contests with Ben. That’s why it’s so confusing — to him and to the rest of the crowd singing along — when Bill finishes the chorus with something new.
My grip is tight as we watch the sun,
and seven hearts decide to beat as one
The crowd moves on quickly, and they sing it right with Bill the next time around, but Eddie’s frozen in silence where he’s leaned up against Ben’s strong shoulder.
Suddenly, with the addition of a syllable, one single fucking syllable, the song clicks into perfect, ringing harmony.
It’s over before Eddie can chase the swirling butterflies out of his stomach. The crowd is losing their fucking minds, Bill is crying again (so is Ben, and Eddie’s pretty sure he sees Stan dab at the corner of his eyes with his turtleneck sleeve), and Eddie is sitting there basking in all of it with a heart full of love in a room full of joy.
As the lights go out on Shark Puppy’s last show, Richie pulls Eddie close and kisses him — finally — in the inky darkness. Their teeth clack together because they’re smiling too wide, and Eddie almost goes toppling over when he trips on one of the mic cables, but he doesn’t care. It’s perfect.
Eddie knows right then, covered in sweat and glitter, that he’s already accomplished everything he wants to be when he grows up; in Richie’s arms, on a stage full of his favorite people, Eddie knows he’s happy.
as always, this was brought to u by east, jack, and mickey, who keep me sane.
if u hated the ending ur legally required to never tell me because i'll cry. i hope i managed to do these characters justice and that u all had fun on the ride.
THERE IS AN EPILOGUE COMING!!! it's already planned and will be about the size of a normal chapter, so stay tuned!
Chapter 13: Epilogue
August, 2019: Present day.
for the entirety of the shark puppy nation. thank you for everything.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
August, 2019: Present Day
- Newark, New Jersey
“And the award for Best Hip Hop Artist goes to…”
For three seconds, the entire room’s collective breath stops. Eddie never got to watch award shows growing up — “T.V. rots your brain” his mother would say (Elvira didn’t even own a television), and on the rare occasion he was allowed to watch, he had to endure whatever shitty daytime soap Sonia was invested in. When his music blog started gaining speed, all Eddie had to do was Google the nominees and winners to keep up. Any performances he might want to watch were all accessible on YouTube less than an hour after they aired, and on the off-chance an artist he was on the watch for was nominated for an award, scrolling Twitter was almost faster than actually watching the presentations.
Point is, Eddie never experienced that breath-stopping, heart-freezing, eyes-wide-open anticipation before a winner is announced. Not until right now: not until he was seated between Richie and Patty, hands clenched on the glossy plastic armrests as Pepa (yes, Pepa, from the iconic duo Salt n’ Pepa) peels open the envelope with a slowness that makes Eddie’s teeth itch. Shark Puppy isn’t even up for this category, but the excitement in the room is so thick and heavy it creates a palpable tension that no one’s immune to.
Three seconds of total, complete, tightly drawn silence, and then Pepa is screaming Cardi B! and the audience erupts into deafening applause. Kay and Bev fly out of their seats first, whooping and hollering, and then the rest of their section does too. Eddie’s near positive he’s going to blow out his vocal cords before they even get to their performance slot.
When he drops back into his seat, flush rising on his cheeks from the excitement, he immediately turns to Richie.
“Is it going to be like that every time they announce an award? With the whole…” Eddie motions vaguely to his chest. “Adrenaline thing?”
“Shit, I don’t know.” And he wouldn’t — this was all of their first time at something like this. A big, fancy, professional, real award show: MTV’s Video Music Awards. Technically they could’ve come last year; an invitation in the form of a Best New Artist nomination splintered all of their faces with shock and exhilaration, but Shark Puppy’s first World Tour kicked off two weeks before the show was to be presented. The band couldn’t even find it in themselves to be disappointed when Cardi won; she deserved it, first of all. Plus, they were in Paris, so… win some, lose some, right?
But now they were here, not only nominated for three (three!) categories, but set to perform (on stage!) in — Eddie checks his watch — less than two hours. Jesus.
The fucking VMA’s. The VM fucking A’s!
Sometimes it’s still difficult to fully wrap his head around the fact that he’s a rock star. Pop star? Alternative star? Shark Puppy’s genre transcendence becomes harder to nail down the more albums they produce. Regardless, Eddie is a musician — a famous musician, a successful musician, a getting-paid-for-doing-what-he-loves musician — sitting smack dab in the middle of a stadium packed with thousands of screaming fans. And, of course, other famous, successful musicians. When Shark Puppy had filed into their seats, Eddie saw Lizzo in the row before theirs and squeezed Richie’s arm so hard the man squeaked. Legends of sound, from Missy Elliot to Lenny Kravitz sit in the audience, all sardined in the same place as him. He should be used to this by now, especially after the handful of collaborations Shark Puppy has done in the year and a half since their first tour ended, but he’s not. Truthfully, he’s not sure he ever will be.
Eddie used to think that he’d found his dream job and peaked when he’d secured the position at Pitchfork. Now he’s drinking sparkling rosé out of a champagne flute that probably cost more than some of his college textbooks and staring at the back of fucking Megan Thee Stallion’s perfect hair.
Eat shit, Sting.
Patty quit not long after Eddie did, deciding to pursue her dreams of being a director instead of bottom-feeding for Sting any longer. Lucky for her, Shark Puppy had an opening: they needed someone to direct the music video for the smash hit Strawberry (the same song they were nominated for tonight, actually) and Patty was happy to fill it. Despite a lack of professional experience, Patty nailed the video, scoring herself her own nomination for a VMA: Best Direction, of course. She lost, which was to be expected considering her newness to the business, though she didn’t seem to be very disappointed; not five minutes after the announcement, she was snort-laughing into Stan’s shoulder and trying desperately not to spill her drink all over Bad Bunny.
Eddie’s so spaced out he almost misses the camera trained directly at him. The audience is losing their shit so he assumes Richie’s doing something stupid, but when he turns, all he sees is Richie pulling his hand back out of his jacket pocket and shh -ing the camera.
“What are you doing?” Eddie frowns, but the only answer he gets is Richie’s arm around his shoulder and a slobbery kiss smacked against his forehead.
“Promised my girlfriend I’d give her a special shout out since she couldn’t make it tonight.” Eddie groans and braces himself for the inevitable and nonsensical ‘ your mom ’ joke. Luckily, whatever commercial break they were on seems to end, and Richie’s voice is drowned by screaming Shawn Mendes fans as he takes the stage.
Eddie’s not quite drunk enough to get up on the platform between seats and dance along, so instead he watches Patty and Stan, who are. They’ve danced to every performance, barely warming their chairs between acts before they were right up again. It’s entrancing to see them move together; Patty, this bright, vibrant energy, loose hairs springing from blue clips as she jumps around, and Stan, his own hair once perfectly styled, bouncing with his slightly more controlled movements that still compliment Patty’s perfectly. Halfway through the song, Stan pulls Patty in close, wraps his arms around her and presses their foreheads together like the stupidly love-struck partners they are. No matter what’s playing, no matter how energetic they start off, they always end up like this. Earlier, while Taylor Swift crooned Lover to a crowd of lighter-wielding audience members, they’d slow-danced like this too, and Eddie knows that no matter who performs next, they’ll dance like this again. At their wedding last October, Eddie had watched through salty tears as the newlyweds rocked rhythmically back and forth to Frankie Valli’s Can’t Take My Eyes off You .
It was a huge wedding. Eddie had never been to a wedding before, not of any kind, and having his first one be the lively Jewish celebration that theirs was definitely set the bar high. They booked out the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago — half because, with the success of Shark Puppy, they could , and half because that’s where, post-Tuxedo Jack’s, they had their first in-person date. It was stupid mushy and stupid romantic, and Eddie isn’t saying he cried at the ceremony but he also isn’t saying he didn’t beg fruitlessly Patty to have the photographer delete all the snapshots of him bawling as she walked down the aisle.
The one of him slightly out of focus and red-faced from tears standing just over Patty’s shoulders as Stan stomped on the bag of glass is now framed in their home. The only solace Eddie has is that next to him, Richie’d been just as blubbery-eyed.
The reception was there too, a dance floor surrounded by shimmering, rainbow-assorted ocean life. At one point, Eddie stepped away to stare into the giant tank, marbled in greens and blues and purples, and watched the jellyfish swim. Well, not swim, really. They sort of just… contracted and expanded. Contract, expand, contract, expand. Eddie found his breathing slowly dropped into rhythm with the movement. Contract, expand, contract, expand. It was calming. Eddie almost forgot the reason he’d stepped away in the first place.
“Already break a hip out there?” the reason said, stepping up beside Eddie and staring into the tank as well. “You’re only 25. Can’t be breaking down already, can you?”
“Please, like your hip wouldn’t break before mine.”
“Yeah yeah, my peak of health, gym rat boyfriend is gonna’ outlive me—”
“That is not what I meant. I meant have you —”
“— and one day this metabolism won’t work as well —”
“— seen yourself dance it’s like an inflatable tube man in a wind tunnel —”
“ — and I’ll be old and fat and —”
“ — and I will love you when you’re old and fat, I’ll love you no matter how you look, you fuckin’ dipshit, now cut it out.”
Richie stopped, jaw hanging open where Eddie had cut him off mid-sentence. They’d both turned from the peaceful jellyfish in order to bicker face to face, so Eddie had a front row seat to the eighty different emotions that flickered over Richie’s expression. Eddie wonders if Richie’s also watching the eighty different emotions flickering over his face.
So maybe Richie wasn’t The Reason Eddie needed a break from the dance floor: maybe he was just The Reminder. Maybe The Reason was that something about Stan and Patty’s wedding had wedged itself in between Richie and Eddie’s hands as they danced, wedged itself between their chairs as they ate white velvet cake, wedged itself into the spaces between furtive, teary glances as Stan and Patty kissed under the chuppah. Maybe The Reason was that being at the wedding made them both think about the future; a future that they clearly both imagined each other in until neither of them had a brain to imagine with. Maybe The Reason was that being at the wedding had them thinking about… well, maybe their own.
(The other smaller but still just as valid part of the reason was that Richie, claiming heat stroke, had unbuttoned half his shirt and was giving Eddie heat stroke.)
And then Richie smiled. That big, goofy, toothy, classic Tozier grin, tinted with something he seemed to save especially for Eddie. “Even when I have hair growing out of my belly button and I start calling you by the wrong name in bed?”
“If you manage to get it up when you’re that old I’ll answer to any name you call me,” Eddie snorted. Richie’s shirt was still unbuttoned, but Eddie’s eyes stayed locked with Richie’s. A miracle of sorts — or Eddie was just really, really head-over-heels for this bespectacled dumbass. Contract, expand, contract, expand. “I’ll always love you, Rich.”
Eddie remembers Richie tearing up then. At least, he thinks he does — his own vision was a bit blurred by tears too. They kissed, framed by jellyfish and surrounded by love, only breaking apart because Patty and Stan were about to shove cake in each other’s mouths.
Eddie could say they completed each other — two halves of the same whole — but he hates that analogy. He’d known Patty pre-Stan, and Stan pre-Patty, and they’re both two wholes all on their own. It’s more like they’re two piano notes, ringing out loud and clear on their own, coming together into the sweetest melody. Now, almost a year later, Eddie watches them sway together again, a bit drunkenly, and his heart swells with loving adoration.
“Whaddya’ say, Eds?” Richie puckers his lips and makes gross smacking noises next to his ear, voice low against the pounding of the music through the room. “You wanna get up and country-shake it with me?”
If love is notes on a keyboard, Eddie and Richie are the fucking “dog bark” setting. Eddie cringes away from Richie’s advances, giggling.
“I’m at least two drinks away from getting anywhere near a dance floor, let alone with you.”
Richie scoffs. “I have it on good authority that you very much enjoy dancing with me, thank you very much.” He leans in a little closer, and Eddie tries desperately to keep his eyes on Shawn Mendes’ performance. “Or, at least part of you does.”
With a light shove, Eddie gets Richie out of his space, though the flush on his nose and cheekbones doesn’t disappear as quickly. “You are such a fucking shit head. This is an award show!”
“What do you mean and ? Be professional. Stop trying to —” Eddie resists the urge to slap Richie’s hand, which has migrated from around Eddie’s shoulders to the top of his thigh. “Stop trying to get me to go fuck you in the bathrooms, or whatever! Not that you could ever convince me to fuck you in a public bathroom.” Richie gets that look on his face like he’s about to prove Eddie wrong again with the same evidence he used against Eddie a few seconds ago, but Eddie steamrolls him. “If you try to bring up Tuxedo Jack’s—”
“I wasn’t going to bring up Tuxedo Jack’s!”
“Then what were you going to say?”
Richie doesn’t even bother attempting to come up with something else. “Okay, I was going to bring up Tuxedo Jack’s—”
“But I was also going to say that, comparatively, I am behaving.”
“Compared to who?”
Richie grins. “When’s the last time you saw Bill and Mike?”
Eddie’s head swings towards the end of the row where Bill and Mike are sitting — or, well, were sitting.
“Where the fuck did they—”
The music stops, the crowd goes wild, and Eddie is left without an answer.
“We shuh-shouldn’t be — oh — oh my G-God — we shouldn’t be duh-doing this —” Bill’s words are cut short by Mike’s mouth pressing against his own, silencing any half-assed protests he has left in him. Mike is really good at making him shut up.
Sometimes, Bill will get talking and talking about whatever is currently circulating his brain at that particular moment that he’ll almost forget to breathe between words. Last week he derailed his and Mike’s Scrabble game for a twenty minute tangent about the inherent cheating risks in the current structure of online Scrabble gaming and apps. Google is a b-button away! he’d yelled. There’s no one to stop my opponent from looking up ‘words I can spell with letters ESIHIER’!
Mike sat and listened quietly with fond eyes and the flash of a dimple. He always did; it’s why Bill even had the chance to get wound up in the first place. With your best friend being six people, sometimes it’s hard to get a word in even if you didn’t have to worry about your tongue slowing you down. Not that the Losers (Eddie had been properly initiated since the end of their first tour) aren’t good at being patient and waiting for Bill’s words to catch up with his thoughts; Bill always feels heard. Mike just makes him feel listened to.
But there would come a point in Bill’s blabberings about whether Mike’s play was valid in the official Scrabble rules (maybe he isn’t only competitive about bowling) or in his defense of the realness of the word “irregardless” (not a real word) where Mike would just shake his head and lean in to kiss Bill, usually right in the middle of a sentence.
“Suh-sorry,” Bill would say when Mike pulled back. “Too m-much?”
“Never,” Mike would say, always honestly. And then he’d kiss Bill again, and one more time just to be sure. “I just hear siren calls when you get all passionate like that.” Sometimes, after that, Mike would pull away, and Bill would blush and laugh goofily, and they’d go back to whatever they were doing as Bill resumed his rant. Usually, though, Bill found it too difficult to ignore his really hot, really supportive, really good-at-kissing boyfriend, and pulled Mike back in for more.
Which is exactly how he found himself pressed to their locked dressing room door, rocking against Mike’s thigh as the literal MTV Video Music Awards happened a couple hundred feet away.
Bill is firmly under the belief that it was all Mike’s fault, especially because he was the one who’d gotten Bill riled up about there not being Cheeto Puffs in any of the green rooms here. Mike started it — it being both the passionate rant and the subsequent making out that followed — and now Bill is just along for the ride. The ride A.K.A riding Mike’s thigh in a dressing room that neighbors Taylor Swift’s. Taylor Swift A.K.A the whole reason Bill figured out he could sing, A.K.A the whole reason Bill is even here right now, A.K.A Taylor Swift started his entire career and now she’s close enough to potentially hear him getting railed by his bandmate.
“Oh, sh-shit, Mike.”
Mike’s got Bill’s shirt unbuttoned halfway already, mouth dragging languid kisses over fading bruises on his pale chest. Being in the public eye so often meant that they got creative with hickey placement, because while Bill didn’t like the pap pics that highlighted every time he got laid, he really fucking liked the way it felt to be bruised by the satin of Mike’s lips. Secret love marks across his chest and on the inner stretch of his thighs, his body freckled with the reminder of a violently tender touch. In an hour or so Bill will go on stage and no one in the audience will know he had Mike’s hand down his pants backstage.
“You’re going to stain your slacks,” Mike murmurs as he slinks further and further down Bill’s frame, until he’s knelt between Bill’s shaking legs. How are his legs already shaking?
Taylor Swift is next fucking door.
“Then t-take them off,” Bill says. He’s sweating a little bit from holding back; even though Mike had taken his virginity over a year ago, he still felt like a shaken up soda can every time Mike put his hands on him for more than five minutes.
Mike trails his fingers over the bulge in Bill’s tailored pants and hums. “We should be smart about this.”
Bill swallows. “I’m g-gonna need a minute if we’re stuh-stopping. Or maybe t-twenty.”
“Stopping?” Mike raises an eyebrow before dropping his hand away to pull his jacket off and toss it over the side of the couch. “All I meant is that I don’t want Kay to kill us for getting her clothes messy before we go on stage.” Nimble fingers pop the buttons of the plain white button up stretched over Mike’s chest, and Bill has to steady himself because the image of Mike on his knees with his shirt draped open like that makes him look fresh off a romance novel cover and it’s doing things to Bill’s lungs.
Kay really would kill them, too. Sometimes Bill’s a bit scared of her, but only in the way he’s a bit scared of Bev. Not scared scared — they’re two of the most loving people Bill’s ever met in his life — but he’s seen the way those two wield their sewing needles and drumsticks respectively. Bill would say that all his friends are power couples, but Beverly Marsh and Kay McCall are power ful . They could be, like, witches if they wanted to. It would make sense to Bill.
On their off night in Paris during Shark Puppy’s world tour last fall, Bev introduced them all to Kay McCall — an old friend from college. Apparently they’d been roommates after a freak housing mix-up for a few semesters before Kay had to leave school to help take care of her parents; when Kay left, they lost touch.
“So how’d you find each other in Paris, of all places?” Mike had his arm slung around Bill’s shoulders — Bill, who was a bit tipsy on Parisian wine and cheese, squinted at how cozy Bev and Kay looked curled up on the hotel couch.
Bev said “Well actually—” at the same time Kay said “Paris isn’t—” and they both grinned, shared a chapter of silent memories with a half-second look, and then Bev nodded at Kay.
“The night you were at Tuxedo Jack’s I was also at Tuxedo Jack’s, celebrating my birthday. Chicago’s my home town,” Kay explained. “Bev and I ran into each other in the bathroom.”
Richie snorted. Eddie punched him in the shoulder, and then Richie laughed harder. From across the room, Stan threw a perfectly aimed piece of cheese at Richie’s face.
“She was also celebrating her brand new apprenticeship with Jean Paul Gaultier; she was leaving for Paris the next day.” Bev had one of Kay’s skinny braids twisted intricately around her fingers and she played with it absently; a thoughtless, adoring kind of gesture. Bill could see it in the way Stan played with the tassels of Patty’s sleeves — the way Richie’s thumb rubbed small circles against Eddie’s shoulder — the way Mike played with his fingers between them. “Two missed connections, but love finds a way.”
“Ew, Bev,” Richie said, offended. “That’s gay.”
“You’re fucking gay, Richard,” Stan drawled.
Love does find a way, though — Bev’s right about that. It always does. It even found its way through Bill’s thick skull, which is a feat in itself.
“Um, Bill?” Mike’s staring up, shirt still open, smile still charming, and Mike’s on his knees but Bill’s the one choking for it. He blinks, any blood that could be used to make decisions currently throbbing through his cock at the sight of it. “Your pants?”
“Oh. Right.” Bill’s hands are graceless and only at home on the fretboard of a guitar or the ivory of a piano, never on the zipper of jeans or, currently, the weird snap and button set attached to his custom plaid slacks. It’s so surreal to be in love, and to be in love with someone who loves you back with every inch and then some, too. The fact that it’s Mike Hanlon he gets to be in love with, that it’s Mike Hanlon’s hands on his hips in the morning and Mike Hanlon’s minty kiss goodnight — that it’s Mike Hanlon he’s fucking backstage at an awards show — that shoots it from surreal to... well… fucking incredible, alright?
(Bill’s working with half a brain cell here, hands pushing helplessly at his pants to get them down his legs, so it’s not his fault. Mike is and always will be understandably, hopelessly into him.)
It becomes apparent that there’s no easy way to get Bill’s pants off without either ruining their clean press lines or taking his shoes off, both of which are less than ideal as Bill’s toe shoes have about a million straps. Mike shrugs and gives up, hand coming up to pull Bill’s cock through the front of his briefs. “We’ll just have to be extra careful, huh?”
Bill answers, he thinks. He’s struggling a little to focus on anything outside of Mike’s grip on his length, strong and calloused from working on the farm but still gentle; slow. Bill’s knees buckle and he slides down the wall an inch. Mike brings an arm up to lay across Bill’s hips. “Damn, Bill. I said be extra careful.” Mike’s grinning — he knows exactly what he’s doing. The glint in his eye gets brighter as he leans forward in time with Bill’s gasp to run the flat of his tongue against the underside of Bill’s cock.
“Oh— oh ,” Bill groans, his head knocking back against the wall. He doesn’t even feel it; all he can focus on is the slick heat of Mike’s mouth taking him down, down, until his round nose presses against the skin above Bill’s length and, for a moment, Bill thinks he’s going to die here. Here, in the dressing room at the VMA’s, within earshot of someone who is so famous she’d almost had a calendar year trademarked for an album. “I wuh-won’t last.”
Mike doesn’t answer outside of his pleased little hum, throat working around Bill’s cock before he pulls back to swirl his tongue around the tip. It’s not Bill’s fault he’s so sensitive — he’s still fairly new at all this, and Mike’s good . Mike’s patient. Mike will tease Bill for ages, just because he can, and he’ll do so with the sweetest, smugest of smiles; it’s no wonder Bill goes off at a hair-trigger without the normal drawn-out foreplay (and, admittedly, sometimes with). With all of Mike’s attention focused on getting Bill to come as quickly as possible, he has no choice but to suffer in all his 30-second glory.
Through the walls, Bill can hear the faint cheers of the audience and frantic PA’s herding the artists down the halls. Kind of. Mostly he hears Mike’s soft noises as he sucks Bill’s remaining brain cells out through his cock, overlayed by his own breathy, desperate groans. Reaching for something — Mike’s shoulders, Mike’s jaw, Mike — Bill curls his hand around the back of Mike’s head and brushes his thumb across where the smooth skin of his cheek covers Mike’s cock. “Yuh-you’re really — oh — suh-sucking my dick at the VM— VMA’s.”
And then Bill comes, whimpering, in Mike’s grinning mouth.
A few moments pass before Bill’s coherent enough to lift his chin from his chest and open his heavy eyes, and when he does, he’s met with the beautiful view of Mike rutting against his own hand. If he hadn’t just come so hard his back popped, Bill would be hard again from the sight. He drops to the ground as best as he can with his pants around his knees (and probably ruins the press lines — exactly what they’d been trying to avoid) so he can wrap still-shaking fingers around Mike’s.
“If I get this anywhere but our hands Kay is gonna’ kick my ass. Fuck, Bill, why’d you have to look so damn good tonight?” Mike huffs, and then groans when Bill kisses him quiet. He wants to hear Mike talk — always does, could listen to his dreamy drawl for days and days and days — but Bill’s not looking to pop another boner just from listening to him talk. So Bill kisses him, open-mouthed and slow compared to the way their hands fist over Mike’s aching dick, until warmth spills over their fingers and onto the carpet below.
“Whoops.” Bill leans his forehead against Mike’s and looks between them at the sticky mess. “At luh-least we missed the pants, right?”
They wipe up quickly with some tissues and Mike does his damnedest to get what he can off the carpet. It’s fine. It’s totally fine, right? It’s not like anyone’s going to notice a tiny come stain. Right?! Bill doesn’t have time to think about it much before Mike’s reaching over and tucking his shirt into the back of his pants where he’d missed the hem.
“Like nothing ever happened,” he grins, and Bill grins right back.
“Wuh-we’re so badass.”
“Oh yeah. Super badass. C’mon, let’s get back before Bev notices we’re gone and roasts us in the groupchat all night.”
They make it through the door of the dressing room after a few more stolen kisses, but Bill’s still so lightheaded from the exchange that he almost goes toppling into a fast-moving intern.
“Suh-sorry!” Bill giggles like some kind of school girl, but when he catches sight of who the intern is directing, he nearly chokes.
“Thuh-that’s… that’s… Mike, Muh-Mikey, th- th- shu-she…”
Beside him, Mike snorts. Bill watches with painfully wide eyes as Taylor Swift gets further and further away, whisked off likely to make some Very Important award speech.
“Wait,” Bill whimpers pathetically. “I luh-love you…”
“Pick your jaw up off the floor, Denbrough, your boyfriend’s right here.” Mike’s teasing, but Bill snaps his mouth closed so hard his teeth click. “Did you want to chase her down for an autograph?”
Bill looks over at Mike, whose eyes shine with amusement and adoration and a million other things that hide in big brown beautiful depths. “N….no?” Chasing her down would be so not cool. Right? Like that’s a weird thing to do. Bill’s still considering it, but he steels himself; he’ll meet her someday. “No. Nuh-no, let’s get back. I’m afraid Ruh-Richie and Eddie might get the same idea as us.”
Mike laughs, full and hearty, and the two of them maneuver back to the audience — hands held sweetly the whole time.
Dude Mikey and I just did the do in the dressing room lol 😳😳😳
Don’t worry I kept my shoes on XD
Read at 6:04pm
Pelase stop sending physical read receipts it hurts my feelings
Also don’t tell Richie he’ll never let me live this down
Read at 6:07pm
Eddie bounces on his heels. He paces, and he fidgets, and he almost brings his thumb up to bite at the already too-short nail but he had to leave his portable hand sanitizer in Patty’s purse and he doesn’t know what kind of diseases could be lurking in building stuffed with thousands of the world’s most elite musical artists and all of their various staff and—
“Are you freaking out?”
“No. What? I’m fine.” Eddie quickly stuffs his hand into the pocket of his bright blue slacks — hiding the evidence. Very sly. Richie just lifts an eyebrow. “I am!”
“Very rude of you to have a nervous breakdown when you know —
“I’m not having a nervous breakdown!”
“When you know that having a nervous stomach before performances is my thing, dude. Are you trying to split a stall right now? We can go halfsies on the toilet.”
“Ew, Richie, what the fuck! No!”
“Are you sure? The venue's bathrooms are fuckin’ nice, Eds, they have little bowls of soap shavings that I definitely didn’t think were candy at first. Like, bougie to the extreme.”
“You are a mess of a man, Richie Tozier,” Eddie sighs, and tries really hard to keep the disgusted look on his face. Somehow — like always — a smile peeks through.
Richie wriggles his eyebrows. “Let me know if you change your mind. Just you, me, a porcelain throne, and our sexy, sexy stage fright.”
After a solid (but gentle) punch to the shoulder Richie finally gives up the bit with a goofy grin. Eddie, for his part, finds it difficult to understand why he’s so ass over oranges in love with a man who just invited him to “go halfsies” on vomiting into the same toilet. “How are you not nervous? There’s fucking… fucking Lil Nas X is in the audience! I’m pretty sure I saw the whole cast of The Sopranos, too! The Sopranos, Richie!”
“I never took you for a mobster fan.”
“I’m not a — it’s the principle of the thing, okay? If I fall on stage or my voice cracks or I go toppling over the side into the crowd or whatever then everyone is going to see it, live on television in full color, and not only that, but the cast of the award winning television show The Sopranos will witness my downfall and I’ll have no way to do anything about—”
“ Hey .”
Eddie stops, chest tight and eyes wide. Richie’s looking at him all open heart and clear skies, and the train of words that had been hurtling full-speed toward a canyon comes to a crashing stop. There’s a hand on his cheek now, big, and warm, and rubbing a thumb so softly over the skin that Eddie’s nerves melt through his shoes.
“You’re not going to embarrass yourself in front of anyone, Eds. Promise. Though, if you do fall, I will laugh. Just putting that out there.” Richie gives him that signature lopsided grin. Despite the way Eddie’s heart jumps (because it always does, always — even now, almost two years after Richie had gone ghost-white in the lobby of that fated hotel, and Eddie suspects it’ll always feel like this; not new, exactly, but like coming home) he lets out a huff of not-quite-amusement. “You’re going to kill it, alright? You’re going to be amazing as always. You’re going to blow Mr. Soprano out of the water with your performance.”
“His name is Tony, actually —”
It doesn’t matter what the character’s name is because Richie’s kissing him. Paying no mind to the hustle and bustle of the crew, or the fact they’re set to perform on live TV in t-minus five minutes, Richie’s kissing the panic right out of Eddie’s throat.
“And for the record,” Richie says, mumbling even as the crowd roars just on the other side of the wall. “I’m nervous too. I threw up, like, three times already.”
“Three?! And you didn’t tell me before you kissed me?!”
“I brushed my teeth! With… mouthwash.”
“You’re fucking gross, Richie.”
“Do you actually care?”
Eddie looks up at him, mouth parted both in protest and because he’s still reeling from the kiss. “No.”
“Okay.” Richie kisses him again.
God, why had he even been nervous in the first place? This is a big show, certainly, but… Eddie’s played in venues all over the world, now. Canada to Australia and everywhere in between, from concert halls to pop-up shows in Richie’s favorite Irish pubs. Fans scream his name! People ask him for fucking autographs! Eddie’s gone from being a (fake) name on a computer screen to being part of one of the biggest bands since — since — well. It’d be a bit cliche to say since The Beatles, wouldn’t it? Not necessarily wrong… but cliché. So why is he so fucking nervous?
Richie’s hand drops from his cheek to his hip and Eddie is suddenly painfully aware of the small gold band in the pocket of his slacks. Oh, yeah, right. That .
It’s just a ring. A simple little ring, smooth and made of bright yellow-gold. The only thing different between the ring in his pocket and every other wedding band in the universe is the little engraving inside: my Heart and Soul , carved in the most thin, delicate version of Eddie’s handwriting. Cheesy, maybe; stupid, definitely. Eddie can’t help but smile when he thinks of it though — can’t help but think of the afternoon spent squished together on the piano bench and the way that Richie had single-handedly flipped Eddie’s deep-seated hatred of that song into awe.
The other difference in the ring is that, you know, it’s being used to propose to Richie. By Eddie. Today. Eddie Kaspbrak is going to propose to Richie Tozier live on television in front of his friends and the entire music industry and the whole cast of The Sopranos and he is not freaking out about it in the slightest.
Okay, so he’s nervous, but it’s not about the actual proposal. Well, maybe a little about the actual proposal, but only because he’s worried Richie’s going to go for a high-five or make a blowjob joke when Eddie gets down on one knee during Strawberry . He’s not worried about the answer. Maybe he would’ve been in another life, but Richie has taken very special care to show Eddie just how deserving of love he is. Not the suffocating kind that his mother and Elvira had used to box him in and keep him clasped between their palms, but real love. Love that makes Eddie feel free, and big, and brave.
A public proposal had never been the plan. The idea of millions of spectators cutting open their relationship and picking every thread of it bare makes Eddie stomach churn, actually, but… It’s fitting, isn’t it? A love that erupted through fan pictures and on-stage kisses only made sense to be sealed in more flashing lights and screaming crowds. Eddie has and will continue to hold every private moment between him and Richie close to his heart, but there’s a part of him too that gets a thrill out of something like this. He and Richie were never supposed to fall in love, but they did anyway. Eddie knows that Mr. Sting will be watching tonight. He hopes the image of him bent down on one knee and holding a ring out to his “career-ruining” boyfriend sends Sting directly into cardiac arrest.
Like, not fatal, of course. Just a bit of a scare.
“Er, sorry to interrupt, but... ” Eddie’s already pulling away, popping back like Richie’s hand carried flames. He adjusts his shirt collar and tries not to look so fucking guilty when he turns his attention to the small crew member to his left.
“Yes? Sorry, we were just… he was helping me look. For something.”
Richie snorts and Eddie jabs him in the ribs with his elbow. The crew member smiles rather patiently considering she’s working one of the biggest events in music, and Eddie’s grateful for it.
“Three minutes. You might want to go join the rest of the band.” She gives a little motion toward the other side of the backstage area where the rest of the band has congregated and are all staring with various amounts of entertainment on their faces. Bev catcalls. Eddie blushes and flips her off.
“Ready?” Eddie turns back to Richie, only to find he’s gone a bit pale and sweaty above his eyebrows. “Are you going to vomit again?”
“Maybe. Probably. Totally cool, though, I bet the fans will love it if they’re in the splash zone.” Richie grins, though shakily, but he’s already taking Eddie’s hand and leading them to join the rest of the group. He’s probably fine. He probably won’t pull a Richie and vomit all over the crowd. Probably.
“Nice of you guys to take a break from mackin’ to join us for the VMA’s.” Beverly’s red-lined smile is killer, though it’s backed by nothing but love and playful teasing. Eddie huffs; Bev smiles wider. “You okay?”
She’s looking at the both of them, but Eddie feels like she’s talking directly to him. Bev’s the only one who knows the plan, afterall. In fact, she’d helped him set everything up with the evening’s lighting designer and stage manager. There’s a lot of moving parts in a show as large as the VMAs — so many that Eddie can’t even pretend to know all the effort and technical elements that come together, and he’s not going to try. Honestly, it’s probably not even really possible for a major event like this to make room for a gay little proposal, but Eddie’s lucky enough to live in a world where miracles are possible and anything can happen, as long as the (author) benevolent god that rules this particular universe decides it so.
“I’m good. Totally good,” Eddie says, and he is. He looks over at Richie — beaming, sweating, glittery Richie — and yeah. He’s good.
Richie’s rubbing absently at his jacket pocket, face paler than before, so Eddie reaches out for him. It’s a faint touch, just their fingers brushing and curling together — so easy and soft that, for a moment, Eddie forgets where they are. The lines at the corners of Richie’s eyes soften; he shoots Eddie a silently thankful smile as the lights begin to dim onstage. In front of them, Bev bounces on her heels, and Bill chews at his nail, and Stan looks perfectly unaffected.
“You gonna be okay?” Eddie whispers; he can hear the presenter cracking jokes fifty feet away. Over the laugh that ripples through the audience, Richie grins.
“Oh yeah, baby. Mr. Soprano is waitin’ for us.”
When Eddie says beep beep, Richie through his beaming teeth, it’s lost beneath the din of a roaring crowd and the swirling of stage lights.
The set up is done, put together during the commercial break, but the moment the members of Shark Puppy — save for Ben, who stands just off-stage with a glass of champagne and his arm around his fiancée — hit their marks, the cameras are rolling. Gulp. No going back now, Eddie. Not that he ever would; not that he’d give up the past two years and all the people in them for anything. Eddie knows how to be brave now, even if it takes a few toe taps and some shaky fingers sliding across the fret of his keytar to remember that.
Concerts all start the same: dark stage, Richie’s voice leading the sea of people through their classic Shark Puppy, ooh rah rah chant. Eddie’s used to it, sure, but the shine of awe at how connected everyone in the room is during that small pre-show ritual will never dull. It’s especially strong now, because as the band gathers onto the stage, the entire room fills with the chant unprovoked.
Shark Puppy, ooh rah rah. Legends of sound, old and new. Shark Puppy, ooh rah rah. Eddie can’t see anything past the floor in front of him, but somewhere out there, the music idols of his youth call for them — for him. Shark Puppy, ooh rah rah. For a few moments, everyone inside is connected through the power of a chant based, apparently, in the roots of a Disney Pixar movie: for a few moments, the energy in the room is so palpable that Eddie can taste the electricity of thousands of voices coming together. It settles the thumping in Eddie’s chest. These are the VMA’s, yeah, but they’re fucking Shark Puppy!
At the head of the darkened stage, Richie wraps his hand around the microphone. The lights hit: faint, glowing around him like an aura of sun. The chanting quiets immediately, and on the cusp of a collective inhale, Richie grins into the mic.
“MILFs of the VMA’s, we are Shark Puppy! Let’s [bleeped] blow the top off this joint! One, two, three, four!”
The room explodes with sound, color, and soul. To be honest, Eddie finds it difficult to breathe sometimes when he’s playing on stage. It’s not an uncomfortable feeling — not at all like the panic attacks that rip through him and suck out the oxygen from the inside out — it’s just… a lot. There’s so much love between the band members and the audience and the music that brings them all together that Eddie sometimes feels like he’s choking on it. It fills him up, pushes out through his fingertips and his cheeks. It’s a shot of adrenaline directly to the brain: it makes him feel alive.
Strawberry is the hit they always knew it would be. When the execs called for a fun summer song, Richie had grinned at Colleen and told her he had “just the thing” — which usually meant he was going to do something stupid, exasperating, or both. It was, in fact, both: yes, Strawberry is the dance-electronic-pop song of a record label’s dream, pulling in cash like a magnet and selling copies by the millions even in the digital age, but it’s also Eddie’s worst nightmare. Because Strawberry is about him.
Learn to take the turns with care
Learn to look up once in a while
Learn success isn’t a paycheck
But the way you make me smile
Richie croons into the microphone, his voice velvety over the thumping groove of Strawberry’s upbeat tempo. Mike’s bobbing his head as he strums his bass, and Eddie knows that if he spares a glance Bill’s way, he’d be looking at Mike too. Eddie focuses on his own hands though, and keeping the smile that spreads over his face from becoming too encompassing. The lyrics are innocent enough. Enough . Eddie knows the truth behind them, though — the truth beyond what Richie told the interviewer in their Genius lyric video.
I’ve been running towards you
My whole life
Just didn’t know it
I didn’t know it
Feels like I’ve known you
My whole life
It’s about love, he’d grinned, and then laughed when the rest of the band made their appropriate “no shit” noises. It’s about that connection between you and a person you know you know, or a stranger who you know you’re supposed to know. Soul mates, right? It’s about soul mates.
Eddie spent that entire portion of the interview red-faced and uncharacteristically quiet, avoiding any and all suggestive looks thrown his way by Richie and his bastardly smirk. The same bastardly smirk, in fact, that Richie’s directing towards him now.
Whispering a memory
In the taste of a strawberry
Because yeah, alright, Strawberry is about soul mates and love and all the gooey shit Richie whispers into Eddie’s ear when they’re both drunk enough not to rib each other about how gay and in love they are. But Strawberry is also about something else — something that Eddie had almost strangled Richie for when he played an acoustic version for the execs and the rest of the band to hear before recording.
Strawberry is about Richie eating Eddie’s fucking ass. Jesus Christ — Richie’s singing about eating ass on live television. The Jonas Brothers and their “cake by the ocean” must be fucking quaking right now. For himself, Eddie’s just trying to get through his solo without thinking about the weight of the gold ring in his pocket.
In the end of everything
Glitter forms our second skin
Peel the burnt pieces back
Let each other in
The lights begin to circle, a flashy thing that parallels the slowing of the song; Strawberry begins to fade into something new. Fuck. It’s happening. Eat your heart out, Sting: Eddie’s about to propose to Richie Tozier on live fucking television.
Richie’s still faced out toward the crowd, swinging his stupid, glitter-filled tambourine around like the circus monkey he was born to be. It’s perfect. He’s perfect. With shaking hands, Eddie pulls the keytar from around his shoulders and steps through the shimmering lights. He walks, soundtracked by the beginnings of I Wear Glasses — soundtracked by Bill and Bev and Mike and Stanley and Ben, offstage but still there. Eddie gets all the way to the front of the stage, until he’s just a few feet away from Richie (and the rest of his life). He gets all the way to sticking his oddly-confident hand into the pocket of his slacks, gets all the way to feeling the cold metal against his fingers, before Richie turns around and catches Eddie’s eyes with his own, shining emerald greens.
And then Richie drops to one knee.
The music is still playing. Eddie can hear it reverberating in the back of his head, which has gone completely empty at the sight of Richie knelt and beaming before him. What the fuck? What the fuck ? Richie’s pulling a small, blue box out of his pocket; Richie’s popping it open; Richie’s eyes are watering and there’s a ring, a golden fucking ring stuck between the white cushions of the box and, distantly, Eddie can hear the waves of the ocean slamming against the shore. Or maybe that’s the crowd. Or maybe it’s his fucking heart going into cardiac arrest. Because Richie is proposing to him.
“What the [bleeped]?”
The crowd, which had begun screaming at the sight of the One And Only Richie Tozier dropping to his knees on live television, takes a collective gasp that Eddie feels all the way down to his spine. “What the [bleeped],” he asks again, and he’s sure the confusion and popped blood vessels the audience is experiencing is nothing compared to his own erratic heartbeat. Eddie says it again — what the [bleeped], Richie, what the [bleeped] — as he drops to his knees too and pulls out his own, shining ring.
Eddie’s thankful for the plugs in his ears because the roar of the stadium is almost enough to actually blow the top off the arena. It doesn’t actually matter what they’re doing, though, or what the band is doing behind him (he can’t hear them over the thumpthumpthump ing of his heart anyway) because all Eddie can focus on is Richie and Richie alone. Richie, holding his ring out and looking significantly less shocked than Eddie.
(Eddie gets the feeling he’d asked Bev for help planning, too, and that she’d had a bit too much fun setting all of this up.)
“So?!” Richie calls, and Eddie can barely hear him but his brows pull together in confusion anyway. So? Richie nudges the ring forward. Oh. Oh. Yes. Yes, of course, yes. Eddie nods, unable to gather the breath to speak it, yell it, scream it. Of course he’ll marry Richie — it was his fucking idea in the first place!
Richie’s face goes blurry when he slides the ring onto Eddie’s finger and he briefly convinces himself he is actually going into cardiac arrest before he realizes there’s tears rolling down his own cheeks, too. He blinks them away, tastes them on the curve of his lips pulled into a smile so big it might crack him in two, and then slides his own ring onto Richie’s knobby finger. It feels like a safety lock clicking into place: it feels like a promise.
When Richie grabs Eddie’s cheeks with both hands and kisses him, Eddie kisses back, right there in front of the whole world to see. He’s vaguely aware that the band has started singing the chorus behind them — they do have a show to finish after all — but all Eddie can focus on is the press of Richie’s lips against his own. It’s messy and full of teeth and sappy smiles, but it’s also the best kiss Eddie thinks he’s ever had.
They’re still there, knelt on the stage at the VMA’s, when Bev calls out the obligatory thank you and goodnight ; they hold each other, rings clinking and chests soaring as the lights go down.
(They leave, of course, directed back to the wings of the stage by a flush-cheeked intern, but they do so with linked hands and the gayest possible smiles on their faces. Eddie doesn’t care if they win the award tonight; he’s already won a greater prize than any academy could ever give him.)
(Okay, he kind of wants the award, too, but like. This? This is good enough.)
“Coming up after the break, we’ve got the awards for Song of the Year, as well as Best Pop! Plus a performance from Hozier — live from the 2019 Video Music Awards.”
Emma Watson beams at the camera focused on her and the crowd cheers appropriately. Ben is especially loud, giving a massive whoop! that rises over the din of the audience. When Bill looks back over his shoulder, Ben’s cheeks are coated in a fuzzy layer of peach; they’ve all had their fair share of champagne tonight.
“You’re so obvious,” Stan says from his seat, though his eyes dance with amusement. Ben’s cheeks go even rosier, and he gives them a sheepish smile and a shrug. He brings his arm up to lay across the empty chair beside him.
“Nothing wrong with that.”
“And what would your fiancée think about your crush, Hanscom?” Bev, also flushed in the face, gives him a devious little smile. Kay’s wearing a matching one, her chin hooked on Bev’s shoulder. Golly, they’re cute. Bill goes to reach for Mike’s hand, realizing belatedly that he’s already holding it. Whoops. Maybe he should stop taking the complimentary drinks.
“His fiancée thinks it’s quite adorable, actually.” Appearing from the aisle is the woman of the hour herself. Her dress, elegant and modest, drags behind her as she drops into the seat beside Ben, and she huffs out a small laugh when Ben leans in to kiss her cheek. “Besides, I have an awfully large crush on him, too.”
“Thank God. It’s a little late to cancel the caterer. We’d never get our deposit back.”
Everyone laughs at that: even Bill, who’s a little confused because they’re not even having the wedding catered, they’re just having a potlu— oh. Right, that’s the joke. Bill sets down his champagne and turns back to the stage, a goofy little grin on his face. It’s funny how everything seems to work out, isn’t it? Stan and Patty, Eddie and Richie, Mike and Bill, Bev and Kay, and even Ben got the girl of his dreams. Literally! Ben’s been dreaming of Emma Watson since forever, and next month he was going to like, marry her for real.
Emma Watson. Shit, Bill’s still not over that plot twist. Though, to be fair, it isn’t really all that surprising when he looks back on it, he’d just been a bit too preoccupied pining over Mike to notice anything else. That and, you know, it’s Emma fucking Watson, so he’s allowed to be a little overcome with disbelief sometimes.
Not that it’s hard to believe she fell for Ben. Tall, strong, bearded and big, with the most giving heart and the kindest eyes that Bill’s ever seen… Ben’s a catch. The joke that everyone grew up with a crush on Bill could easily be pushed over to Ben and his sweet poetry; Emma stood no chance. It was more the fact that the two of them meeting was such a one-in-a-million chance that it felt almost miraculous they ended up together.
The members of Shark Puppy are awfully good at beating the odds, though.
Apparently they’d been dating since before the story of Shark Puppy even fully began. Up in the mountains of Vermont, Ben had become quite the activist. Going to marches became the only other hobby he had besides hand-carving birdhouses and going to business school, and it was at one of those very marches that he ran into Emma. Love at first sight, apparently; they’d bonded over a fierce love for the environment as well as a fierce love for women’s rights. Ben made Emma feel heard; Emma made Ben feel seen. After a week of a whirlwind love affair through feminist marches and passionate conversations about environmental conservation, Emma was whisked off back to Europe to continue being The One And Only Miss Watson, and Ben stayed in Vermont with heart-eyes and a promise to keep in touch.
“Why the fuck didn’t you tell us, man?!” Richie asked the night Ben finally confessed to them. They’d all been sat there, jaws glued to the floor, until Richie finally managed to find his voice.
“Well, I told Bev.”
That he had: she looked awfully smug about it, too. Little pieces had begun to connect in Bill’s brain at that point: the in depth knowledge about Emma’s middle name; the mysterious phone backgrounds; the secret conversations between him and Bev that apparently were not romantically inclined like Bill initially thought; the gifted banjo that haunted their tour bus until all the strings were mysteriously snapped in the middle of the night.
As Ben tells it, they communicated mostly through love letters. That made a lot of sense, considering he’s, you know, Ben Hanscom. They kept their relationship a secret out of respect for Ben, who at that point was just a normal, everyday mountain man and not a pop sensation yet. Months of letters turned into years of texts and calls, kept secret from the world but also Ben’s closest friends. To be fair, though, it was probably better that he didn’t share it with the whole band. Bill’s track record at keeping secrets wasn’t the best (he just gets so excited, okay?! it’s not his fault!) and the constant paparazzi would only make for tabloid story after tabloid story. So Ben and Emma kept their love a secret until the first tour was over. Actually, they kept it a secret until Stan and Patty sent out invitations to their wedding and Ben surprised them by R.S.V.Ping for two instead of one.
While the initial shock that Ben was dating Emma Watson was immense, it was nothing compared to seeing her country-shake it on the dance floor at the aquarium, that’s for sure. And a month from now, Bill and the rest of Shark Puppy will watch her country-shake it again: this time, as Ben’s wife. Man, life is fucking nuts, isn’t it?
Another wave of cheers ripples through the audience, shaking Bill from his reverie. He’s not sure why they’re cheering, but he joins in anyway. He’s at the VMA’s in the middle of his best friends, wearing custom pants and custom toe-shoes and holding Mike’s hand and he’s full of champagne and he’s happy , truly really fully happy. He doesn’t need any other reason to cheer.
“Are you nervous?” Mike asks. Bill is momentarily confused about why he’d be nervous, then remembers that the award they’re nominated for is coming up soon. Right after the Song of the Year award, which Lil Nas X is totally going to win. Taylor Swift might have his heart, but c’mon. It’s Lil Nas X — there’s just no comparison. Wait, Mike asked him a question — what was it again? Oh.
“Not really,” Bill answers honestly. He squeezes around where Mike and his fingers are interlaced, giving him a soft little smile that Mike immediately returns. “I don’t really care if we win the award.”
“Not at all?”
Bill grins. “Well. Okay, a little bit. It would be pretty cool to win.”
“It would definitely be pretty cool.” Mike bumps their shoulders together. Little acts of love in everything they do — touching just to touch and be touched in return. “We could put it on our mantle and everything.”
Their mantle. As in, his and Bill’s. As in the house they own together, as boyfriends who love each other. Sometimes it still makes Bill’s heart ache to know that Mike really truly loves him back. He spent so long pining for a man who was only waiting for Bill to spit it out. Maybe if Bill had taken Stan’s advice and just told him all those years ago, things would’ve been different — they would’ve loved longer, hurt less, they would’ve — could’ve, should’ve, didn’t. None of that matters because they’re in love now. Bill wouldn’t change anything about the last few years, no matter how much pain was interwoven between the days.
“Over my dead body, Hanlon.” Richie, finally extricating himself from where he’d been up Eddie’s ass since their cute little double-proposal, leans forward and shakes his head. “That baby is going on my nightstand: I’m gonna hold it every time me and Eddie fu—”
Richie’s cut off by both an elbow to the windpipe as well as Keke Palmer stepping up to the microphone in order to read the winner of the Song of the Year award. He still sticks out his tongue at Bill, and Bill sticks his out right back. Mike shakes with silent laughter beside him.
Lil Nas X does win, because, like, duh. Richie hoots and hollers, pumping his fist before he drops back into his seat beside an embarrassed looking Eddie. He whispers something — it sounds a little like I would’ve killed myself if she won — but Eddie frantically slaps a hand over his mouth before Bill can sort out what’s going on. Whatever; Bill’s head empty, no thoughts. Their award is next.
He meant it, about not caring about the win. It would almost be too cliché to win, wouldn’t it? Too much of a happy ending? Bill’s already won in every other aspect of his life. He got the guy, he got the magic of found family, he got the wildly successful band. An award on top of all of that just seems greedy, doesn’t it? It seems too mushy and gushy and over-the-top sweet.
Bill’s not really an ending guy, anyway. Most of his songs always sound incomplete before Richie or Ben swoop in with the final verse or the slight change-up on the last line of the chorus. There’s more unfinished drawings in his sketchbook than there are finished products. Endings are hard, alright? Wrapping everything up with a pretty bow — a pretty, realistic bow that pleases everyone while also putting a staple in each and every storyline — it’s difficult. Especially happy endings. In order to make everyone win, someone has to lose.
Besides, some stories don’t have endings at all. The reality of life is that it keeps going. Frodo’s story didn’t stop after he sailed over the sea, Simba’s story didn’t stop after Rafiki held his newborn up to the Pride, and Bill’s willing to bet that the Star Wars didn’t stop after Luke and Leia got married or whatever happened in that movie — Bill still hasn’t seen it (sorry Richie). Endings are just where the author decides to put the pin in their words: the Polaroid. Happy endings are difficult because it’s so very rare for everything to line up for that final snapshot of the story — before life inevitably keeps going.
So Bill doesn’t care if they win tonight, because either way, he’ll keep going. He kept going after Georgie died, and he’ll keep going now, and he’ll keep going forever until someone takes him out at the knees and he can’t go any further.
Even then, he knows he’ll have Shark Puppy — his family — to pick him back up and carry him on after that.
The cast of the Sopranos take the stage, and as Eddie gasps in his seat, Bill feels an extreme sense of calm wash over him. Maybe it’s the champagne, or maybe it’s the profound love he feels for all his friends, but Bill knows that whatever happens tonight, they’re all going to be okay. They’re going to keep going.
(They win. Of course they win. They win and Patty cries and Kay screams and Emma jumps up and down as all six members, plus Ben, take the stage with matching shocked-smiles. Best Pop, and well-deserved. They all nudge Bill to the front for the speech despite his half-hearted attempts at pushing it onto Stan or Mike or someone else better suited (and less drunk) to make the speech. He gets through it, at least, with maximum stutter and minimal crying. He even gets to hold the award, which looks like a little astronaut and is possibly the coolest thing outside of Mike’s dick that he’s ever wrapped his fist around.
This, Bill decides, is an ending he can get behind.)
(And then Richie steals the microphone from him and announces to the entire world and God that yes, in fact, Mike Hanlon did [bleeped] Bill Denbrough in his toe shoes, because, well. That’s just Shark Puppy, isn’t it?)
alright, so. it's finished. for real this time.
a big thank you to east and mickey: the only reasons my writing is every coherent enough to post.
another thank you to mattie who wrote strawberry and graciously let me use it for nefarious & gay purposes. here's his version which "sounds slower this way but it really is supposed to be a pop-rock jam. maybe one day [i'll] make it all techno and cool."
i love shark puppy. i love this specific universe i got to create inside of shark puppy, and i love that you all loved it too. i hope that you enjoy the epilogue as much as i do. it took me a long time to write, and i think that's because i was really worried that the final cap to this story wouldn't be what you all wanted. every time i opened the document i felt discouraged because i was worried this would fall flat in comparison to your expectations. it took me a long time - 8 months, in fact - to get over this fear. though, actually, it kind of worked out in my favor since im posting it almost exactly a year after this epilogue takes place! ha ha, its totally on purpose!!!
despite the months it took me to kick my own ass and finish this, i'm really excited to share it with you all. it's crack-y and stupid and completely unrealistic and definitely the most self-indulgent thing i've ever written. i hope you all love it just as much as i do, and that this gives shark puppy the happy ending they (and you all) deserve. if you don't like it, well. please don't tell me SLDJFBKSDF
if you're interested, i updated the pinterest. i also made a playlist full of music that inspired the mosd universe/songs that i personally hc mosd to have written/performed. yes, its self-indulgent. shut up. if you have any inquiries about which band member wrote/performed which songs, i'd love to talk about it forever and ever, so come talk to me @ lethbians on tumblr.
this has been a journey and a half and i wouldn't have chosen any other people to go on it with. i love you all so, so much.
(also i know luke and leia are siblings please dont come at me it was all done in the nature of comedy.)
shark puppy, ooh rah rah.