Tasha: ALLIE. ALLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALLLLLLLIEEEEEEEEE!1!1111!!!11!1!111!!!!!
Allie: WTF, Tash, capslock broke much?
Allie: Oh fuck me, Tash, you didn't get into Reade's drugs did you?
Allie: FUCK. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK
Allie: STOP SNORTING THAT SHIT RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND
Allie: And drink lots of water? I don't know what to tell you here, this isn't exactly where my expertise lies
Tasha: BETTER THAN THAT. HE SAID IT, ALS!!!!
Tasha: And we're not all going to die a horrible, radioactive death.
Tasha: BUT HE SAID IT, ALLIE! HE FINALLY SAID "I LOVE YOU"!!!!
Allie: That's great and all, but let's go back to "die a horrible, radioactive death" ??????
Allie: I'mma gonna need some details there, namely – WTF?!?!?!?!?!?
Tasha: Don't have time, watch the news tonight.
Tasha: I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS ALS!!!!!!!!!!
Allie: Who said ILU to whom? Did Reade tell you that he's in love with you?
Allie: If so, DUH
Tasha: NO, WELLER!!!!!!!!
Allie: WTF HAS KURT BEEN SNORTING READE'S COCK
Allie: ROTFLMAO Autocorrect strikes again! *coke*
Allie: What the hell is that ignorant slut doing telling you that he loves you?!?!?!?!?!
Allie: WTF DID YOU SAY TASH?
Tash: NO. NOT ME. JANE. HE FINALLY TOLD JANE "I LOVE YOU".
Allie: Well, that's the DUH of the century, even more so than Reade
Allie: WAIT what do you mean "finally"?
Allie: OMG THAT IGNORANT SLUT'S NOT SAID IT BEFORE NOW!?!?!?!?
Allie: So fucking USELESS
Tasha: OVER OPEN COMMS!!!!!!!
Tasha: WE ALL HEARD IT!
Tasha: THERE'S MUCHO CELEBRATION GOING ON
Tasha: Well, most of 'em are celebrating that whole not dying a horrible death thing and the White House, DC, and East Coast not being obliterated.
Tasha: BUT READE, PATTY, AND I KNOW BETTER. HE SAID ILU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allie: WHAT DID SHE SAY???!?!?!?!? Also – East Coast whut????
Allie: I mean, obviously she said "Love you too, boo", but WHAT DID SHE SAY?!?!?!?!
Tasha: She didn't. It was more of this frustrated growl followed by a lot of screaming.
Tasha: Mostly "WHAT THE HELL, KURT, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT AND PASS OUT ON ME!"
Tasha: "Oh my God, don't die! I NEED AN AMBULANCE!"
Tasha: "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE BLEED OUT ON ME!"
Tasha: "I'M GOING TO RESURRECT YOU AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN IF YOU DIE ON ME!"
Tasha: Things of that nature.
Allie: Jesus. That man – say it with me now – SO FUCKING USELESS
Allie: He has a horrible track record of falling asleep at the exact wrong time
Allie: If you know what I mean
Allie: And I think you do
Allie: ( During sex I always mean sex )
Tasha: Didn't need to know that. Thanks. Appreciate it.
Tasha: In case you missed it, that was massive sarcasm.
Tasha: Don't tell me shit like that about my boss! What is wrong with you?!!?!?!?
Tasha: Btw, he'll be fine, just some traumatic injury/blood loss.
Tasha: The usual sort of Weller nonsense.
Tasha: BUT HE SAID IT!!!!!!!
Tasha: JOIN ME IN DOING THE HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY DANCE OF HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!
Allie: You desperately need to get laid. DESPERATELY, do you understand me?
Allie: And it looks like we can take Kurt off the list of potential candidates
Allie: How's Jane's brother doing?
Tash: Eh, escaped from custody, wanted terrorist.
Allie: Exactly the type of man you go for! Do it, Tash!
Tasha: What part of "escaped from custody" as in "not here anymore" did you NOT understand?
Tasha: Also NO. Nopity nope nope nope.
Tasha: Long story, but I have reason to believe Patty wouldn't appreciate that.
Tasha: Sorry, can't talk right now, clean-up efforts, got to go deal with that CIA prick and Weitzhole, but OMG ALLIE HE SAID IT, HE FINALLY SAID IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Allie: Either of them single?
Allie: Oh, fuck it. I don't care if they're single, you shouldn't care either
Allie: Make bad decisions, Tash!
Allie: Thanks for saving the East Coast ????
Allie: Seriously, call me when you get a chance, I feel like there's a story there I need to hear