"Hmm, what's this?"
Kakashi picked up the black notebook and randomly flipped it open, curious.
Naruto practically bowled him over in his haste to get it back.
"Nononono don't read that it's private! It's just some random notebook of mine and it's really messy and eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh I said don't read it!"
There was much red-faced flailing.
"Huh. I had no idea you liked writing stories."
An indignant huff. "Shuddup."
"They're actually pretty good – "
" – if missing some... action."
"Shuddup. You just want to see smut happen. And shuddup."
Oh dear, he groaned mentally. He's sulking.