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gaybelle: kitty are you actually a cat? 

gaybelle: if you are that would be weird.

 

treegremlin: why would it be weird?

treegremlin: and yes I am a cat. 

 

gaybelle: yikes.

 

treegremlin: rude.

 

isthataweed: i’m sorry if this is weird but do you ever have furballs?

 

treegremlin: uh yeah. that's a thing cats do.

treegremlin: faybelle are you not gonna answer my question?

 

gaybelle: no.

 

iwantadivorce: do you poop like a cat?

 

Irodocyclitis: Cupid! You can’t just ask something like that!

 

iwantadivorce: we were all thinking it.

 

truthhurts: no we weren’t.

 

notafurry: i was.

 

swordlesbian: what's wrong with you people?

 

gaybelle: a lot. do you need a list?

 

raisinbran: now i wanna know the answer.

 

treegremlin: that’s gross.

 

gaybelle: now we’re all curious. answer the question or i’ll hex you.

 

treegremlin: what do you even mean by “poop like a cat.”

 

imwantadivorce: do you squat down? do you have a litter box? is your poop tiny like a cat or is it like a human turd? i need to know EVERYTHING.

 

treegremlin: who cares if i poop like a cat? it doesn’t matter.

 

notafurry: yes it does.

notafurry: do you purr? 

 

capncrunch: oh she purrs.

 

gottem: how do you know that?

 

gaybelle: ;)

 

treegremlin: what was that wink for?

 

gaybelle: don’t worry about it.

 

raisinbran: inchresting

 

yallugly: stop blowing up my phone. I’m trying to take selfies and your notifications keep popping up.

 

partytime: tunr ur notficatns off then

 

emo: NOTFICATNS

 

partytime: shut up

 

Irodocyclitis: You’re all driving me insane.

Irodocyclitis: Everyone should be in class by now. Stop texting and focus.

 

capncrunch: blondie all i can say is, kitty poop changed my life.

 

tEaTiMe has changed the chat name to kitty poop changed my life.

 

treegremlin: OOSAJDOIRIPO STOP

 

gottem: uh…. okay then.

 

gaybelle:sjdkashmdkjasmahsnkjdashlmd

 

Irodocyclitis: Do all of you want to get bad grades? FOCUS!

 

swordlesbian: sorry mom

 

gaybelle: I KNEW YOU HAD A MOMMY KINK!

 

swordlesbian: I DON’T HAVE A MOMMY KINK!

 

emo: sure jan.

 

swordlesbian has left the chat.

 

whatarethose: HAHHAHA

 

theyaremycrocs: she totally has a mommy kink.

 

iwantadivorce: guys! don’t kink shame!

 

gaybelle: kinkshaming is my kink.

 

dancingqueen: stop. please. i can’t take this anymore.

 

dancingqueen(improved): suck it up buttercup, you’re stuck with all of us.

 

Irodocyclitis: Faybelle stop being mean to my girlfriend and focus on your classes.

 

Irodocyclitis has added swordlesbian to the chat.

 

gaybelle: what's that I hear?

 

decapitation: Oh my! I think it’s whipping noises!

 

swordlesbian: Y’ALL BETTER STOP!

 

shoes: what are you gonna do? call your girlfriend?

 

nick: uh, i don’t mean to interrupt but bunny and i got lost.

 

judy: well at least you finally admitted it.

 

seeyalaterhaters: i can help!

 

Irodocyclitis: Shut the fuck up and pay attetion to your teachers.

 

emo: anna oop-

 

capncrunch: i thought that was a vsco girl thing

 

treegremlin: raven, be honest, are you a vsco girl?

 

emo: DO I LOOK LIKE-