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Harry Potter and the Problem of Potions [PODFIC]

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Chapter 1: I: Potions Class With Neville Is Very Distracting 9:00 MP3 (6.4 MB)
Chapter 2: Draco Malfoy, Actual Lizard 3:41 MP3 (2.8 MB)
Chapter 3: Two Arguments 4:44 MP3 (3.5 MB)
Chapter 4: Throwing Textbooks 3:06 MP3 (2.4 MB)
Chapter 5: Christmas Cheer and Attempted Murder 3:23 MP3 (2.6 MB)
Chapter 6: Snape Has Too Much To Do 5:29 MP3 (4.0 MB)
Chapter 7: Perspectives on a Different Potter 1:33 MP3 (1.3 MB)
Chapter 8: In Which Snape Loses His Temper 5:02 MP3 (3.7 MB)
Chapter 9: The Thing With The Dragon 7:46 MP3 (5.6 MB)
Chapter 10: The First Year Ends 6:02 MP3 (4.4 MB)
Chapter 11: II: Don't Think About Pink Elephants 3:41 MP3 (2.8 MB)
Chapter 12: A Flying Car Is Still A Good Idea 7:05 MP3 (5.1 MB)
Chapter 13: In Which We Learn the M Word 2:06 MP3 (1.7 MB)
Chapter 14: Harry Would Be Safer as an Accountant 2:48 MP3 (2.2 MB)
Chapter 15: Draco Is Great At Making Friends 2:45 MP3 (2.1 MB)
Chapter 16: Mandrakes and Mysteries 6:18 MP3 (4.6 MB)
Chapter 17: Moste Potente Potions 8:17 MP3 (5.9 MB)
Chapter 18: An Overdue Conversation With Neville 3:52 MP3 (2.9 MB)
Chapter 19: Bigotry Is Not Easy 6:47 MP3 (4.9 MB)
Chapter 20: Harry Isn't That Deep 6:07 MP3 (4.4 MB)
Chapter 21: Trust 2:17 MP3 (1.8 MB)
Chapter 22: III: Willy Wonka Will Not Appear 5:04 MP3 (3.7 MB)
Chapter 23: Neville Is Going To Regret This 7:41 MP3 (5.5 MB)
Chapter 24: Snape Isn't Good At Caring About People 12:15 MP3 (8.7 MB)
Chapter 25: Lessons and Leeway 8:07 MP3 (5.8 MB)
Chapter 26: Educational Montage 6:15 MP3 (4.5 MB)
Chapter 27: An Evening With Dumbledore 4:53 MP3 (3.6 MB)
Chapter 28: Tiny Little White Kitten 5:44 MP3 (4.2 MB)
Chapter 29: Cat, Dog, Hippogriff 12:04 MP3 (8.5 MB)
Chapter 30: Lupin and Snape Are Painfully Civil 6:56 MP3 (5.0 MB)
Chapter 31: Harry and Hermione 11:06 MP3 (7.9 MB)
Chapter 32: Snape and the Marauders 23:03 MP3 (16.1 MB)
Chapter 33: Draco Dislikes Losing 4:36 MP3 (3.4 MB)
Chapter 34: Draco Malfoy's Excellent Adventure 7:14 MP3 (5.2 MB)
Chapter 35: Everyone Lies 7:01 MP3 (5.0 MB)
Chapter 36: Baby's First Xanatos Gambit 5:40 MP3 (4.1 MB)
Chapter 37: Dumbledore Moves Quickly 4:02 MP3 (3.0 MB)
Chapter 38: Playing Checkers With a Chessmaster 10:21 MP3 (7.3MB)
Chapter 39: Lupin Leaving 11:11 MP3 (7.9 MB)
Chapter 40: Stargazing with Sirius 10:24 MP3 (7.4 MB)
Chapter 41: IV: Harry Potter and the House of Black 22:25 MP3 (15.6 MB)
Chapter 42: Dealing with Dursleys 18:31 MP3 (12.9 MB)
Chapter 43: Harry Wants Brain Bleach 8:57 MP3 (6.4 MB)
Chapter 44: Draco Practices Looking Cool 5:18 MP3 (3.9 MB)
Chapter 45: Back at Hogwarts 9:51 MP3 (7.0 MB)
Chapter 46: Interlude: Draco's Education 1:45 MP3 (1.4 MB)
Chapter 47: Traumatizing Children 12:22 MP3 (8.7 MB)
Chapter 48: Before the Tournament 8:55 MP3 (6.4 MB)
Chapter 49: Lucius Malfoy's Bright Idea 11:53 MP3 (8.4 MB)
Chapter 50: Forbidden Homosexual Love 6:22 MP3 (4.6 MB)
Chapter 51: Conversations Between Curses 4:23 MP3 (3.2 MB)
Chapter 52: Ron Hates the Yule Ball 9:51 MP3 (7.0 MB)
Chapter 53: Second Task Montage 10:33 MP3 (7.5 MB)
Chapter 54: Interlude: Why Draco and Harry Stopped Dueling 5:56 MP3 (4.3 MB)
Chapter 55: Only A Little Like Kidnapping 9:21 MP3 (6.7 MB)
Chapter 56: Harry's Room 5:19 MP3 (3.9 MB)
Chapter 57: A Wizard's Education 5:27 MP3 (4.0 MB)
Chapter 58: Taking Sides 11:50 MP3 (8.4 MB)
Chapter 59: Interlude: Veritaserum 8:03 MP3 (5.8 MB)
Chapter 60: V: Letters to Harry 4:16 MP3 (3.2 MB)
Chapter 61: Cooking with the Dursleys 8:14 MP3 (5.9 MB)
Chapter 62: Molly Means Well 9:36 MP3 (6.8 MB)
Chapter 63: Greg Helps Out 8:23 MP3 (6.0 MB)
Chapter 64: Luna Reads Aloud 3:56 MP3 (2.9 MB)
Chapter 65: Occlumency is Tricky 10:22 MP3 (7.4 MB)
Chapter 66: Voldemort Needs Different Hobbies 10:09 MP3 (7.2 MB)
Chapter 67: Girls, Hair, and Wizard Courting 9:53 MP3 (7.0 MB)
Chapter 68: Potions Nerdery Brings People Together 13:05 MP3 (9.2 MB)
Chapter 69: Harry Develops a Routine 14:30 MP3 (10.2 MB)
Chapter 70: Banned 12:18 MP3 (8.7 MB)
Chapter 71: Voldemort is Competent at Many Things 8:21 MP3 (6.0 MB)
Chapter 72: Interlude: Draco Makes a Decision 3:01 MP3 (2.3 MB)
Chapter 73: Serpent's Fangs and Harsh Reality 14:31 MP3 (10.2 MB)
Chapter 74: Sirius Attempts Parenting 11:51 MP3 (8.4 MB)
Chapter 75: Apprenticeship 10:11 MP3 (7.2 MB)
Chapter 76: Interlude: Draco's Holidays 5:49 MP3 (4.2 MB)
Chapter 77: The First Occlumency Lesson 9:04 MP3 (6.5 MB)
Chapter 78: Expression #13 12:43 MP3 (9.0 MB)
Chapter 79: What We Do For Fun 8:56 MP3 (6.4 MB)
Chapter 80: Battle Formations With Friends 10:25 MP3 (7.4 MB)
Chapter 81: Career Advice 14:01 MP3 (9.9 MB)
Chapter 82: OWLs 4:40 MP3 (3.4 MB)
Chapter 83: The Dream 4:21 MP3 (3.2 MB)
Chapter 84: The Department of Mysteries 13:37 MP3 (9.6 MB)
Chapter 85: Honest Conversation 6:39 MP3 (4.8 MB)
Chapter 86: Dumbledore and Snape 10:44 MP3 (7.6 MB)
Chapter 87: Flashback, Flashforward 1:48 MP3 (1.5 MB)
Chapter 88: Good Days 6:31 MP3 (4.7 MB)
Chapter 89: Bad Days 7:35 MP3 (5.4 MB)
Chapter 90: The Art of Disguise 6:55 MP3 (5.0 MB)
Chapter 91: Living With Dudley 9:41 MP3 (6.9 MB)
Chapter 92: Custody Issues 9:24 MP3 (6.7 MB)
Chapter 93: Dudley Realizes There Are Advantages 5:24 MP3 (3.9 MB)
Chapter 94: VI: Hedwig is a Great Owl 9:26 MP3 (6.7 MB)
Chapter 95: Draco Isn't Diplomatic 8:18 MP3 (5.9 MB)
Chapter 96: Idiot 9:21 MP3 (6.7 MB)
Chapter 97: Slytherins Are Slytherins 12:04 MP3 (8.5 MB)
Chapter 98: Harry Has No Context For This 9:35 MP3 (6.8 MB)
Chapter 99: The Party 12:14 MP3 (8.6 MB)
Chapter 100: Conversation by the Dark of the Moon 10:28 MP3 (7.4 MB)
Chapter 101: Harry Has a Date 15:28 MP3 (10.9 MB)
Chapter 102: Wolfsbane 9:29 MP3 (6.7 MB)
Chapter 103: Draco Chooses a Side 11:03 MP3 (7.8 MB)
Chapter 104: Interlude: Draco, Spy Extraordinaire 7:15 MP3 (5.2 MB)
Chapter 105: Hermione Employs Logic 7:59 MP3 (5.7 MB)
Chapter 106: What They Say About Unicorns 10:44 MP3 (7.6 MB)
Chapter 107: Greg is Happy; Draco is Not 10:00 MP3 (7.1 MB)
Chapter 108: Draco Tries To Do The Right Thing 13:10 MP3 (9.3 MB)
Chapter 109: Aftermath 8:44 MP3 (6.2 MB)
Chapter 110: Interlude: Draco Goes Home 10:08 MP3 (7.2 MB)
Chapter 111: After the Funeral 3:19 MP3 (2.5 MB)
Chapter 112: VII: Recruitment Failures 9:04 MP3 (6.5 MB)
Chapter 113: Planning and Preparations 9:02 MP3 (6.4 MB)
Chapter 114: Many Things Happen Differently 11:09 MP3 (7.9 MB)
Chapter 115: The Taboo 7:19 MP3 (5.3 MB)
Chapter 116: Events at Malfoy Manor 11:02 MP3 (7.8 MB)
Chapter 117: Clues and News 9:30 MP3 (6.8 MB)
Chapter 118: Gringotts is a Dangerous Place 7:09 MP3 (5.1 MB)
Chapter 119: Harry Alone 9:26 MP3 (6.7 MB)
Chapter 120: Back to Hogwarts 7:15 MP3 (5.2 MB)
Chapter 121: Sentiment 7:29 MP3 (5.4 MB)
Chapter 122: Interlude: Draco and McGonagall 6:48 MP3 (4.9 MB)
Chapter 123: Complications and Distractions 7:58 MP3 (5.7 MB)
Chapter 124: Conversations About War 11:03 MP3 (7.8 MB)
Chapter 125: Plotting with the Defense Association 7:07 MP3 (5.1 MB)
Chapter 126: Pranks and Potions 8:06 MP3 (5.8 MB)
Chapter 127: Professor Snape, Professional Asshole 9:31 MP3 (6.8 MB)
Chapter 128: A Tale of Cats and Mice 11:48 MP3 (8.3 MB)
Chapter 129: Draco Almost Pulls It Off 8:27 MP3 (6.0 MB)
Chapter 130: Lucius Malfoy is a Killer 8:15 MP3 (5.9 MB)
Chapter 131: Night and Morning at Number Twelve 11:31 MP3 (8.1 MB)
Chapter 132: Waiting is Hard 7:39 MP3 (5.5 MB)
Chapter 133: Waterspouts and Dark Currents 10:21 MP3 (7.3 MB)
Chapter 134: Boys Fighting 8:05 MP3 (5.8 MB)
Chapter 135: A Daring Raid on Tesco's 10:23 MP3 (7.4 MB)
Chapter 136: Harry Plays Moral Compass 10:59 MP3 (7.8 MB)
Chapter 137: Voldemort Makes an Offer 8:21 MP3 (6.0 MB)
Chapter 138: Winter is Coming 8:08 MP3 (5.8 MB)
Chapter 139: Godric's Hollow 13:37 MP3 (9.5 MB)
Chapter 140: The Virtues of Imprudence 8:30 MP3 (6.1 MB)
Chapter 141: Spoilers 7:08 MP3 (5.1 MB)
Chapter 142: Explosions at the Lovegoods 9:35 MP3 (6.8 MB)
Chapter 143: Jumping Off a Cliff Together 8:16 MP3 (5.9 MB)
Chapter 144: Dark Clouds, Silver Lining 8:01 MP3 (5.7 MB)
Chapter 145: An Inconvenient Realization 8:39 MP3 (6.2 MB)
Chapter 146: Azkaban Hurts the Soul 8:10 MP3 (5.8 MB)
Chapter 147: Harry's Terrible Plan 11:13 MP3 (7.9 MB)
Chapter 148: Goodbyes 8:04 MP3 (5.8 MB)
Chapter 149: Death 7:07 MP3 (5.1 MB)
Chapter 150: Crossroads and Confrontations 9:15 MP3 (6.6 MB)
Chapter 151: A Quiet Interlude 9:32 MP3 (6.8 MB)
Chapter 152: Sirius Takes Care of Things 8:17 MP3 (5.9 MB)
Chapter 153: Harry Focuses on the Important Things 10:05 MP3 (7.2 MB)
Chapter 154: Defense Against the Dark Arts 7:11 MP3 (5.2 MB)
Chapter 155: Meetings and Lemon Drops 8:22 MP3 (6.0 MB)
Chapter 156: Transfiguration is Tricky 8:17 MP3 (5.9 MB)
Chapter 157: Healing and Hospital Beds 12:08 MP3 (8.6 MB)
Chapter 158: Snape Expresses Opinions 8:18 MP3 (5.9 MB)
Chapter 159: Back To Potions, Finally 13:32 MP3 (9.5 MB)
Chapter 160: Moonlight Sonata 11:07 MP3 (7.9 MB)
Chapter 161: The Battle of Hogwarts 10:58 MP3 (7.8 MB)
Chapter 162: Epilogue 20:54 MP3 (14.6 MB)