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| Chapter | Duration | Download |
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| Chapter 1: I: Potions Class With Neville Is Very Distracting | 9:00 | MP3 (6.4 MB) |
| Chapter 2: Draco Malfoy, Actual Lizard | 3:41 | MP3 (2.8 MB) |
| Chapter 3: Two Arguments | 4:44 | MP3 (3.5 MB) |
| Chapter 4: Throwing Textbooks | 3:06 | MP3 (2.4 MB) |
| Chapter 5: Christmas Cheer and Attempted Murder | 3:23 | MP3 (2.6 MB) |
| Chapter 6: Snape Has Too Much To Do | 5:29 | MP3 (4.0 MB) |
| Chapter 7: Perspectives on a Different Potter | 1:33 | MP3 (1.3 MB) |
| Chapter 8: In Which Snape Loses His Temper | 5:02 | MP3 (3.7 MB) |
| Chapter 9: The Thing With The Dragon | 7:46 | MP3 (5.6 MB) |
| Chapter 10: The First Year Ends | 6:02 | MP3 (4.4 MB) |
| Chapter 11: II: Don't Think About Pink Elephants | 3:41 | MP3 (2.8 MB) |
| Chapter 12: A Flying Car Is Still A Good Idea | 7:05 | MP3 (5.1 MB) |
| Chapter 13: In Which We Learn the M Word | 2:06 | MP3 (1.7 MB) |
| Chapter 14: Harry Would Be Safer as an Accountant | 2:48 | MP3 (2.2 MB) |
| Chapter 15: Draco Is Great At Making Friends | 2:45 | MP3 (2.1 MB) |
| Chapter 16: Mandrakes and Mysteries | 6:18 | MP3 (4.6 MB) |
| Chapter 17: Moste Potente Potions | 8:17 | MP3 (5.9 MB) |
| Chapter 18: An Overdue Conversation With Neville | 3:52 | MP3 (2.9 MB) |
| Chapter 19: Bigotry Is Not Easy | 6:47 | MP3 (4.9 MB) |
| Chapter 20: Harry Isn't That Deep | 6:07 | MP3 (4.4 MB) |
| Chapter 21: Trust | 2:17 | MP3 (1.8 MB) |
| Chapter 22: III: Willy Wonka Will Not Appear | 5:04 | MP3 (3.7 MB) |
| Chapter 23: Neville Is Going To Regret This | 7:41 | MP3 (5.5 MB) |
| Chapter 24: Snape Isn't Good At Caring About People | 12:15 | MP3 (8.7 MB) |
| Chapter 25: Lessons and Leeway | 8:07 | MP3 (5.8 MB) |
| Chapter 26: Educational Montage | 6:15 | MP3 (4.5 MB) |
| Chapter 27: An Evening With Dumbledore | 4:53 | MP3 (3.6 MB) |
| Chapter 28: Tiny Little White Kitten | 5:44 | MP3 (4.2 MB) |
| Chapter 29: Cat, Dog, Hippogriff | 12:04 | MP3 (8.5 MB) |
| Chapter 30: Lupin and Snape Are Painfully Civil | 6:56 | MP3 (5.0 MB) |
| Chapter 31: Harry and Hermione | 11:06 | MP3 (7.9 MB) |
| Chapter 32: Snape and the Marauders | 23:03 | MP3 (16.1 MB) |
| Chapter 33: Draco Dislikes Losing | 4:36 | MP3 (3.4 MB) |
| Chapter 34: Draco Malfoy's Excellent Adventure | 7:14 | MP3 (5.2 MB) |
| Chapter 35: Everyone Lies | 7:01 | MP3 (5.0 MB) |
| Chapter 36: Baby's First Xanatos Gambit | 5:40 | MP3 (4.1 MB) |
| Chapter 37: Dumbledore Moves Quickly | 4:02 | MP3 (3.0 MB) |
| Chapter 38: Playing Checkers With a Chessmaster | 10:21 | MP3 (7.3MB) |
| Chapter 39: Lupin Leaving | 11:11 | MP3 (7.9 MB) |
| Chapter 40: Stargazing with Sirius | 10:24 | MP3 (7.4 MB) |
| Chapter 41: IV: Harry Potter and the House of Black | 22:25 | MP3 (15.6 MB) |
| Chapter 42: Dealing with Dursleys | 18:31 | MP3 (12.9 MB) |
| Chapter 43: Harry Wants Brain Bleach | 8:57 | MP3 (6.4 MB) |
| Chapter 44: Draco Practices Looking Cool | 5:18 | MP3 (3.9 MB) |
| Chapter 45: Back at Hogwarts | 9:51 | MP3 (7.0 MB) |
| Chapter 46: Interlude: Draco's Education | 1:45 | MP3 (1.4 MB) |
| Chapter 47: Traumatizing Children | 12:22 | MP3 (8.7 MB) |
| Chapter 48: Before the Tournament | 8:55 | MP3 (6.4 MB) |
| Chapter 49: Lucius Malfoy's Bright Idea | 11:53 | MP3 (8.4 MB) |
| Chapter 50: Forbidden Homosexual Love | 6:22 | MP3 (4.6 MB) |
| Chapter 51: Conversations Between Curses | 4:23 | MP3 (3.2 MB) |
| Chapter 52: Ron Hates the Yule Ball | 9:51 | MP3 (7.0 MB) |
| Chapter 53: Second Task Montage | 10:33 | MP3 (7.5 MB) |
| Chapter 54: Interlude: Why Draco and Harry Stopped Dueling | 5:56 | MP3 (4.3 MB) |
| Chapter 55: Only A Little Like Kidnapping | 9:21 | MP3 (6.7 MB) |
| Chapter 56: Harry's Room | 5:19 | MP3 (3.9 MB) |
| Chapter 57: A Wizard's Education | 5:27 | MP3 (4.0 MB) |
| Chapter 58: Taking Sides | 11:50 | MP3 (8.4 MB) |
| Chapter 59: Interlude: Veritaserum | 8:03 | MP3 (5.8 MB) |
| Chapter 60: V: Letters to Harry | 4:16 | MP3 (3.2 MB) |
| Chapter 61: Cooking with the Dursleys | 8:14 | MP3 (5.9 MB) |
| Chapter 62: Molly Means Well | 9:36 | MP3 (6.8 MB) |
| Chapter 63: Greg Helps Out | 8:23 | MP3 (6.0 MB) |
| Chapter 64: Luna Reads Aloud | 3:56 | MP3 (2.9 MB) |
| Chapter 65: Occlumency is Tricky | 10:22 | MP3 (7.4 MB) |
| Chapter 66: Voldemort Needs Different Hobbies | 10:09 | MP3 (7.2 MB) |
| Chapter 67: Girls, Hair, and Wizard Courting | 9:53 | MP3 (7.0 MB) |
| Chapter 68: Potions Nerdery Brings People Together | 13:05 | MP3 (9.2 MB) |
| Chapter 69: Harry Develops a Routine | 14:30 | MP3 (10.2 MB) |
| Chapter 70: Banned | 12:18 | MP3 (8.7 MB) |
| Chapter 71: Voldemort is Competent at Many Things | 8:21 | MP3 (6.0 MB) |
| Chapter 72: Interlude: Draco Makes a Decision | 3:01 | MP3 (2.3 MB) |
| Chapter 73: Serpent's Fangs and Harsh Reality | 14:31 | MP3 (10.2 MB) |
| Chapter 74: Sirius Attempts Parenting | 11:51 | MP3 (8.4 MB) |
| Chapter 75: Apprenticeship | 10:11 | MP3 (7.2 MB) |
| Chapter 76: Interlude: Draco's Holidays | 5:49 | MP3 (4.2 MB) |
| Chapter 77: The First Occlumency Lesson | 9:04 | MP3 (6.5 MB) |
| Chapter 78: Expression #13 | 12:43 | MP3 (9.0 MB) |
| Chapter 79: What We Do For Fun | 8:56 | MP3 (6.4 MB) |
| Chapter 80: Battle Formations With Friends | 10:25 | MP3 (7.4 MB) |
| Chapter 81: Career Advice | 14:01 | MP3 (9.9 MB) |
| Chapter 82: OWLs | 4:40 | MP3 (3.4 MB) |
| Chapter 83: The Dream | 4:21 | MP3 (3.2 MB) |
| Chapter 84: The Department of Mysteries | 13:37 | MP3 (9.6 MB) |
| Chapter 85: Honest Conversation | 6:39 | MP3 (4.8 MB) |
| Chapter 86: Dumbledore and Snape | 10:44 | MP3 (7.6 MB) |
| Chapter 87: Flashback, Flashforward | 1:48 | MP3 (1.5 MB) |
| Chapter 88: Good Days | 6:31 | MP3 (4.7 MB) |
| Chapter 89: Bad Days | 7:35 | MP3 (5.4 MB) |
| Chapter 90: The Art of Disguise | 6:55 | MP3 (5.0 MB) |
| Chapter 91: Living With Dudley | 9:41 | MP3 (6.9 MB) |
| Chapter 92: Custody Issues | 9:24 | MP3 (6.7 MB) |
| Chapter 93: Dudley Realizes There Are Advantages | 5:24 | MP3 (3.9 MB) |
| Chapter 94: VI: Hedwig is a Great Owl | 9:26 | MP3 (6.7 MB) |
| Chapter 95: Draco Isn't Diplomatic | 8:18 | MP3 (5.9 MB) |
| Chapter 96: Idiot | 9:21 | MP3 (6.7 MB) |
| Chapter 97: Slytherins Are Slytherins | 12:04 | MP3 (8.5 MB) |
| Chapter 98: Harry Has No Context For This | 9:35 | MP3 (6.8 MB) |
| Chapter 99: The Party | 12:14 | MP3 (8.6 MB) |
| Chapter 100: Conversation by the Dark of the Moon | 10:28 | MP3 (7.4 MB) |
| Chapter 101: Harry Has a Date | 15:28 | MP3 (10.9 MB) |
| Chapter 102: Wolfsbane | 9:29 | MP3 (6.7 MB) |
| Chapter 103: Draco Chooses a Side | 11:03 | MP3 (7.8 MB) |
| Chapter 104: Interlude: Draco, Spy Extraordinaire | 7:15 | MP3 (5.2 MB) |
| Chapter 105: Hermione Employs Logic | 7:59 | MP3 (5.7 MB) |
| Chapter 106: What They Say About Unicorns | 10:44 | MP3 (7.6 MB) |
| Chapter 107: Greg is Happy; Draco is Not | 10:00 | MP3 (7.1 MB) |
| Chapter 108: Draco Tries To Do The Right Thing | 13:10 | MP3 (9.3 MB) |
| Chapter 109: Aftermath | 8:44 | MP3 (6.2 MB) |
| Chapter 110: Interlude: Draco Goes Home | 10:08 | MP3 (7.2 MB) |
| Chapter 111: After the Funeral | 3:19 | MP3 (2.5 MB) |
| Chapter 112: VII: Recruitment Failures | 9:04 | MP3 (6.5 MB) |
| Chapter 113: Planning and Preparations | 9:02 | MP3 (6.4 MB) |
| Chapter 114: Many Things Happen Differently | 11:09 | MP3 (7.9 MB) |
| Chapter 115: The Taboo | 7:19 | MP3 (5.3 MB) |
| Chapter 116: Events at Malfoy Manor | 11:02 | MP3 (7.8 MB) |
| Chapter 117: Clues and News | 9:30 | MP3 (6.8 MB) |
| Chapter 118: Gringotts is a Dangerous Place | 7:09 | MP3 (5.1 MB) |
| Chapter 119: Harry Alone | 9:26 | MP3 (6.7 MB) |
| Chapter 120: Back to Hogwarts | 7:15 | MP3 (5.2 MB) |
| Chapter 121: Sentiment | 7:29 | MP3 (5.4 MB) |
| Chapter 122: Interlude: Draco and McGonagall | 6:48 | MP3 (4.9 MB) |
| Chapter 123: Complications and Distractions | 7:58 | MP3 (5.7 MB) |
| Chapter 124: Conversations About War | 11:03 | MP3 (7.8 MB) |
| Chapter 125: Plotting with the Defense Association | 7:07 | MP3 (5.1 MB) |
| Chapter 126: Pranks and Potions | 8:06 | MP3 (5.8 MB) |
| Chapter 127: Professor Snape, Professional Asshole | 9:31 | MP3 (6.8 MB) |
| Chapter 128: A Tale of Cats and Mice | 11:48 | MP3 (8.3 MB) |
| Chapter 129: Draco Almost Pulls It Off | 8:27 | MP3 (6.0 MB) |
| Chapter 130: Lucius Malfoy is a Killer | 8:15 | MP3 (5.9 MB) |
| Chapter 131: Night and Morning at Number Twelve | 11:31 | MP3 (8.1 MB) |
| Chapter 132: Waiting is Hard | 7:39 | MP3 (5.5 MB) |
| Chapter 133: Waterspouts and Dark Currents | 10:21 | MP3 (7.3 MB) |
| Chapter 134: Boys Fighting | 8:05 | MP3 (5.8 MB) |
| Chapter 135: A Daring Raid on Tesco's | 10:23 | MP3 (7.4 MB) |
| Chapter 136: Harry Plays Moral Compass | 10:59 | MP3 (7.8 MB) |
| Chapter 137: Voldemort Makes an Offer | 8:21 | MP3 (6.0 MB) |
| Chapter 138: Winter is Coming | 8:08 | MP3 (5.8 MB) |
| Chapter 139: Godric's Hollow | 13:37 | MP3 (9.5 MB) |
| Chapter 140: The Virtues of Imprudence | 8:30 | MP3 (6.1 MB) |
| Chapter 141: Spoilers | 7:08 | MP3 (5.1 MB) |
| Chapter 142: Explosions at the Lovegoods | 9:35 | MP3 (6.8 MB) |
| Chapter 143: Jumping Off a Cliff Together | 8:16 | MP3 (5.9 MB) |
| Chapter 144: Dark Clouds, Silver Lining | 8:01 | MP3 (5.7 MB) |
| Chapter 145: An Inconvenient Realization | 8:39 | MP3 (6.2 MB) |
| Chapter 146: Azkaban Hurts the Soul | 8:10 | MP3 (5.8 MB) |
| Chapter 147: Harry's Terrible Plan | 11:13 | MP3 (7.9 MB) |
| Chapter 148: Goodbyes | 8:04 | MP3 (5.8 MB) |
| Chapter 149: Death | 7:07 | MP3 (5.1 MB) |
| Chapter 150: Crossroads and Confrontations | 9:15 | MP3 (6.6 MB) |
| Chapter 151: A Quiet Interlude | 9:32 | MP3 (6.8 MB) |
| Chapter 152: Sirius Takes Care of Things | 8:17 | MP3 (5.9 MB) |
| Chapter 153: Harry Focuses on the Important Things | 10:05 | MP3 (7.2 MB) |
| Chapter 154: Defense Against the Dark Arts | 7:11 | MP3 (5.2 MB) |
| Chapter 155: Meetings and Lemon Drops | 8:22 | MP3 (6.0 MB) |
| Chapter 156: Transfiguration is Tricky | 8:17 | MP3 (5.9 MB) |
| Chapter 157: Healing and Hospital Beds | 12:08 | MP3 (8.6 MB) |
| Chapter 158: Snape Expresses Opinions | 8:18 | MP3 (5.9 MB) |
| Chapter 159: Back To Potions, Finally | 13:32 | MP3 (9.5 MB) |
| Chapter 160: Moonlight Sonata | 11:07 | MP3 (7.9 MB) |
| Chapter 161: The Battle of Hogwarts | 10:58 | MP3 (7.8 MB) |
| Chapter 162: Epilogue | 20:54 | MP3 (14.6 MB) |