The Untempered Schism. The place that every eight year old child that wants to join the academy is subjected to. When looked into, they either get inspired or they run.
Anyone that watches Doctor Who should know the story about how The Master went mad. How he became an insane megalomaniac.
This is not that story.
"YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"
"Run you clever boy, and remember."
"Regeneration number 13, we're breaking some serious science here boys!"
"Never be cruel, never be cowardly and never, ever eat pears."
"Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"
"YOU WILL BE DELETED! DELETE! DELETE!"
"Would you like a jelly baby?"
"Missy, short for Mistress. Well I couldn't keep calling myself The Master now could I."
"The darkness only holds one thing, the end of time itself."
"Time Lord Victorious!"
"It's bigger on the inside!"
"Unlimited power! Unlimited rice pudding!"
"Oh, my beautiful Ghost Monument!"
"Gallifrey falls no more."
"I made it up from the initials. Time and Relative Dimension in Space."
"GO BEYOND, PLUS ULTRAAA!"
"I GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!"
"IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"
"REALITY IS AN ILLUSION! THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM! BUY GOLD! BYE!"
"When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?"
"I'm Conan, Edogawa Conan!"
"So long, Ferret Face."
"COWS CAN'T BASE CUT ACCIDENTS!"
"Wanna have a Doctor Who marathon this weekend?"
"I seriously don't get the massive hate of series 11. I loved every single episode..." CRASH!
BA-DA-DA-DUM! BA-DA-DA-DUM! BA-DA-DA-DUM! BA-DA-DA-DUM!
This is the story of how Rassilon became #1 on The Master's shitlist.