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Patterson starts talking as soon as she enters her best friend's apartment. Yawning, she
looks at her watch, announcing the time as 0316am.

P: I'm here, now WHAT is so GEE DEE important it couldn't wait until...

Z: (so impatient that she interrupts): I'm in love with Reade!

P: THERE'S a plot twist!

Z: I think I KNEW IT all along; all of that shit from my past, the way that I've had to literally
BATTLE my way through life...I've been getting in my own way with him-and I just decided
that enough is enough.

P: And you came to this exactly HOW?

Z: (so giddy that she cackles): THERAPY, Bitch!