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Real Adults Drink Coffee

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It wasn't the first time they'd had this argument. The Skyhold kitchen staff were probably tired of it.

"Coffee," Dorian declared flatly, "is disgusting. I drink only the finest leaves."

"Is that because you're from Tea-vinter?" asked the Iron Bull, grinning at his own terrible joke.

"Tea is just pompous water," Varric retorted. "Real adults drink coffee."

"What would you know about being a real adult? You're a writer, you don't know about being a real anything!"

"I take offense at that, serah!"

"Bull, what about you and that 'cocoa' you drink?"

"Sometimes I add rainbow sprinkles," he replied solemnly.