It wasn't the first time they'd had this argument. The Skyhold kitchen staff were probably tired of it.
"Coffee," Dorian declared flatly, "is disgusting. I drink only the finest leaves."
"Is that because you're from Tea-vinter?" asked the Iron Bull, grinning at his own terrible joke.
"Tea is just pompous water," Varric retorted. "Real adults drink coffee."
"What would you know about being a real adult? You're a writer, you don't know about being a real anything!"
"I take offense at that, serah!"
"Bull, what about you and that 'cocoa' you drink?"
"Sometimes I add rainbow sprinkles," he replied solemnly.