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[Asshats™]


WonInAMillion: listen up you asshats

 

Kyun: finally you call us that

 

Minnie: yeah ever since you named the chat “asshats” you havent called us asshats lol

 

WonInAMillion: whatever you guys are all imbeciles

 

WonInAMillion: except hoseok of course <3

 

HOEseok: aww love you <3 <3

 

honeyyy: UGH stop being gross

 

HOEseok: im just showing my love and affection towards my wonderful significant other

 

WonInAMillion: we’ll stop when you stop being such a baby

 

Kyun: lmao the difference between their responses

 

Minnie: they’re so different yet so perfect for each other

 

PapaBear: didnt you have something to say hyungwon?

 

WonInAMillion: oh yeah about that

 

WonInAMillion: so there’s this guy in my nutrition class

 

WonInAMillion: and before you say anything, yes, i do take a nutrition class

 

Kyun: was literally just about to say that

 

honeyyy: me too

 

HOEseok: me three

 

WonInAMillion: wow not even my boyfriend knows what classes i take

 

WonInAMillion: aNyWaY ive started talking to this guy

 

WonInAMillion: and he’s a really great person

 

WonInAMillion: but he just doesnt have many friends

 

WonInAMillion: so i was wondering

 

WonInAMillion: do you think 

 

WonInAMillion: maybe i could introduce him to you guys?

 

honeyyy: you literally couldve put that all in one message

 

Minnie: yeah why do you make life so difficult

 

HOEseok: hey stop attacking him and answer his question >:(

 

HOEseok: i would love to meet this guy!

 

PapaBear: oh yeah me too

 

Minnie: the more the merrier!

 

honeyyy: im cool with that

 

Kyun: hmm im not sure, we dont even know him

 

WonInAMillion: hes a great guy i promise!

 

WonInAMillion: do you think you can trust my judgement on this kyunnie?

 

Kyun: ugh fine

 

Kyun: but only bc your judgement has led me to some really great people :)

 

Minnie: awww see he does love us

 

Kyun: yeah i do <3

 

HOEseok: bye gonna go cry now

 

honeyyy: kyun you broke him

 

PapaBear: that was so pure im crying???

 

Kyun: guys its not that deep 

 

HOEseok: andddddd hes back

 

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[Asshats™]


WonInAMillion: ok i talked to that guy and hes down with joining this chat

 

WonInAMillion: now can you please not act like total crackheads when i put him in

 

honeyyy: thats no fun

 

PapaBear: youre really asking them to not act like crackheads?

 

PapaBear: im sorry hyungwon but youre gonna have to expect lots of disappointment

 

WonInAMillion: i can still try

 

HOEseok: uhh babe you know before you put him in

 

HOEseok: you should probably change the name 

 

PapaBear: yeah i think that’d be the best

 

Minnie: dont want him thinking we’re actually asshats

 

Kyun: what is an asshat anyway?

 

Kyun: is it a type of asshole?

 

Kyun: is it a separate species?

 

honeyyy: an asshat is the type of person that would ask those questions :P

 

Kyun: blocked

 

WonInAMillion: do you guys have any other ideas for the name

 

HOEseok: gucci gang

 

honeyyy: nO

 

Kyun: i would leave this chat if it was named gucci gang

 

[HOEseok changed the chat name to “Gucci Gang”]

 

Kyun: ok it was a joke stop taking everything so seriously jesus christ

 

PapaBear: what about the breakfast club?

 

Minnie: aww thats cute we should use that

 

Kyun: whats the breakfast club?

 

WonInAMillion: ...

 

WonInAMillion: get out

 

Kyun: excuse me ma’am?

 

HOEseok: you heard him

 

honeyyy: cmon you have to be joking kyun

 

Kyun: im not??? whats the breakfast club???

 

Minnie: you have to leave

 

PapaBear: the exit is to your right

 

Kyun: hyunwoo you too?

 

WonInAMillion: im using the breakfast club deal with it kyun


[WonInAMillion changed the chat name to “The Breakfast Club :D”]


Kyun: youre seriously not gonna tell me anything?

 

Minnie: its only the greatest feel-good movie of all time

 

PapaBear: its a classic, how could you not know what it is?

 

HOEseok: maybe bc he’s like 8 years old

 

Kyun: im not 8

 

honeyyy: yes you are, youre our little baby

 

Kyun: im not a baby >:(

 

Minnie: yeah ok that was very convincing…

 

Kyun: i dont appreciate being aTtAcKeD

 

WonInAMillion: guys can you please be nice when i add him in

 

Kyun: i make no promises ;)

 

honeyyy: wait wait hyungwon whats this guy’s name?

 

WonInAMillion: oh yeah pfft forgot about that

 

WonInAMillion: his name is Kihyun