WonInAMillion: listen up you asshats
Kyun: finally you call us that
Minnie: yeah ever since you named the chat “asshats” you havent called us asshats lol
WonInAMillion: whatever you guys are all imbeciles
WonInAMillion: except hoseok of course <3
HOEseok: aww love you <3 <3
honeyyy: UGH stop being gross
HOEseok: im just showing my love and affection towards my wonderful significant other
WonInAMillion: we’ll stop when you stop being such a baby
Kyun: lmao the difference between their responses
Minnie: they’re so different yet so perfect for each other
PapaBear: didnt you have something to say hyungwon?
WonInAMillion: oh yeah about that
WonInAMillion: so there’s this guy in my nutrition class
WonInAMillion: and before you say anything, yes, i do take a nutrition class
Kyun: was literally just about to say that
honeyyy: me too
HOEseok: me three
WonInAMillion: wow not even my boyfriend knows what classes i take
WonInAMillion: aNyWaY ive started talking to this guy
WonInAMillion: and he’s a really great person
WonInAMillion: but he just doesnt have many friends
WonInAMillion: so i was wondering
WonInAMillion: do you think
WonInAMillion: maybe i could introduce him to you guys?
honeyyy: you literally couldve put that all in one message
Minnie: yeah why do you make life so difficult
HOEseok: hey stop attacking him and answer his question >:(
HOEseok: i would love to meet this guy!
PapaBear: oh yeah me too
Minnie: the more the merrier!
honeyyy: im cool with that
Kyun: hmm im not sure, we dont even know him
WonInAMillion: hes a great guy i promise!
WonInAMillion: do you think you can trust my judgement on this kyunnie?
Kyun: ugh fine
Kyun: but only bc your judgement has led me to some really great people :)
Minnie: awww see he does love us
Kyun: yeah i do <3
HOEseok: bye gonna go cry now
honeyyy: kyun you broke him
PapaBear: that was so pure im crying???
Kyun: guys its not that deep
HOEseok: andddddd hes back
WonInAMillion: ok i talked to that guy and hes down with joining this chat
WonInAMillion: now can you please not act like total crackheads when i put him in
honeyyy: thats no fun
PapaBear: youre really asking them to not act like crackheads?
PapaBear: im sorry hyungwon but youre gonna have to expect lots of disappointment
WonInAMillion: i can still try
HOEseok: uhh babe you know before you put him in
HOEseok: you should probably change the name
PapaBear: yeah i think that’d be the best
Minnie: dont want him thinking we’re actually asshats
Kyun: what is an asshat anyway?
Kyun: is it a type of asshole?
Kyun: is it a separate species?
honeyyy: an asshat is the type of person that would ask those questions :P
WonInAMillion: do you guys have any other ideas for the name
HOEseok: gucci gang
Kyun: i would leave this chat if it was named gucci gang
[HOEseok changed the chat name to “Gucci Gang”]
Kyun: ok it was a joke stop taking everything so seriously jesus christ
PapaBear: what about the breakfast club?
Minnie: aww thats cute we should use that
Kyun: whats the breakfast club?
WonInAMillion: get out
Kyun: excuse me ma’am?
HOEseok: you heard him
honeyyy: cmon you have to be joking kyun
Kyun: im not??? whats the breakfast club???
Minnie: you have to leave
PapaBear: the exit is to your right
Kyun: hyunwoo you too?
WonInAMillion: im using the breakfast club deal with it kyun
[WonInAMillion changed the chat name to “The Breakfast Club :D”]
Kyun: youre seriously not gonna tell me anything?
Minnie: its only the greatest feel-good movie of all time
PapaBear: its a classic, how could you not know what it is?
HOEseok: maybe bc he’s like 8 years old
Kyun: im not 8
honeyyy: yes you are, youre our little baby
Kyun: im not a baby >:(
Minnie: yeah ok that was very convincing…
Kyun: i dont appreciate being aTtAcKeD
WonInAMillion: guys can you please be nice when i add him in
Kyun: i make no promises ;)
honeyyy: wait wait hyungwon whats this guy’s name?
WonInAMillion: oh yeah pfft forgot about that
WonInAMillion: his name is Kihyun