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Bloody Romance

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"Destiny."

 

"It can mend,it can break.Both our hearts,body,and sanity."

 

" It can push you further towards hope,but it can also pull you back into the loneliness."

 

"Memories shall be forgotten,feelings shall be blown away,traits shall slowly fade,and cherished moments will soon be erased..."

 

"Destiny...is dangerous,child.So,don't let it consume you."

You pondered on what they said to you.Your little feet swayed underneath the table and you stayed in thought for what seems to be a couple of minutes before coming up with an idea.

 

"Well...how about if I make my own destiny?", you said with those hopeful eyes.You really came up with the most absurd ideas.

 

They chuckled tiredly." You cannot do that,foolish one.Everyone knows that you cannot control destiny...It controls you.",he explained.

 

You huffed and crossed your arms."Now that's just cheating!"

 

They laughed."Oh,stop complaining and just do your task for today."

 

"*sigh*...Alright..." You replied boredly."

 

They hummed and was about to walk off when your little hands tugged at the hem of their coat.

 

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You slouched on your couch.Your hair was scrambled on your face,while you wait for the time to click by before you can head off to work.

 

Your memory of that day with that mystery person always sends a scowl on your face. Describing destiny and all that when its clearly "dumb as shit".

 

'Well,mystery person.You've been describing destiny as something to be avoided and I've been avoiding it like the plague for years!And in the fucking end,I still end up like what I am today!'

 

'Destiny has always and will ALWAYS throw middle fingers at me ,so...I'll just throw some of my own!–" you held your hands in the air and gave two middle fingers–"Fuck destiny,fuck my life,fuck fate,fuck everyth–...just...sigh...fuck me...',you said the last line with dangling hopelessness.

 

You were just so tired...

 

Well,its not like moping around will solve alllllll~ your problems...Its been 100,000 years ago,and you still can't get over it,can you?

 

You closed you eyes and sighed.

 

You really hated destiny.

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Beep.

 

Beep.

 

Beep.

 

The bright(maybe too bright) light shone from above.The feeling of scraping metal against metal can be felt.Both whispers and shouts can be heard.Cold and humid air clashed throughout your surroundings.All of these was making your head ache in an unpleasurable way.

 

The distinct smell of plastic,generic cold air,and...something else filled your senses.A familiarity that made your stomach grumble and mouth water in a weird way....Wait.You know that smell! Its food!

 

Wait...food?

 

Where were you?

 

...

 

Oh,yeah. In the grocery store.You work here,ya dingus.

 

You sighed and continued on your work.You scanned the canned goods that the sweet old lady got.It consisted of cat food and....well,cat food. Geez,this lady must be REALLY lovin' her cats.

 

You told her the total amount to be paid,she nodded and gave the money,got her canned food, and surprisingly gave you a wrapped hard candy before leaving.

 

You shrugged and unwrapped the wrapper,then popped it in your mouth.It had a sweet orange flavor that danced not too strongly on your tounge.You tried to bite into it,but it was as hard as a brick. Seriously.It was really hard.What did they made this from?Fucking graphene?

 

While you were describing the philosophies of an orange flavored hard candy, a not-so-desirable person stepped into view.She was wearing a white soccer mom t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans. An unimpressed expression was plastered on her cardboar—err...um,face.Sigh,this woman had an appearance that already screamed "KAREN".Not to mention that she was already good enough to stab.

 

'No.Stop.This is not the time to stab a bitch...No matter how much good it would feel...its just not the time.' 

 

Her foot tapped annoyingly against the tiled floor repeatedly as if YOU were the one that was wasting HER time.She had her arms on her hips to try and look intimidating(to which she unsurprisingly failed).Not to mention that you recognize this bitch.She was the one who got an interview in a news channel that was discussing about the monster race.She responded with nothing but " they're all scum!" and "they should just go back in the underground and rott there!",and she just went on and on about all that racist bullshit!It was fucking tiring! Then,you noticed that a small bored nine year old was beside the Karen,and she didn't seem to care about the lil' kid,let alone acknowledge him.Wow.Great parenting skills.Slow clapping.Yes,yes.Parenting:100.

 

You already hated her.

 

But,hey!Maybe she isn't that bad?

 

'Yeah,right.'

 

" Ma'am,what seems to be the problem?",you asked as your eye twitched.

 

She scoffed and pointed her index finger on her son."Why couldn't I see a—what was it called Timmy?"

 

The kid ,Timmy, chewed on what appears to be gum and replied."Nintengo.They added this new skin for a character that was like a skele gunner—"

 

She replied with:"Yeah,yeah.Sure—" and gave the attention back to you."—A Nintengo.Why couldn't I find that Nintengo?" the mom said,not even bothering to listen and let her son finish.Ouch.Thats gonna blossom a good childhood for suuuure.

 

You pinched the nasal bridge of your nose.Did this woman just lost 50 brain cells or what?

 

"Miss,a Nintengo is a company,not a game nor an item.There are different kind of things that Nintengo can provide such as the Nintengo 3DS,Nintengo Switch—"

 

"Point is?" She said with her god-awful scowl.

 

'I swear...I'm gonna kill ya...torture ya...then,I'm gonna—'

 

"The point is—" your grip tightened on the counter"—that you cannot buy any Nintengo related stuff since this is a grocery store."you said the last part with a little bit more emphasization and obvious hint of "fuck off".

 

She scoffed once again." Aren't grocery stores supposed to provide you what you need?Ugh,this place is such a scam!I'm gonna report this good for nothing piece of—AH!"her sentence was interrupted by a hard candy that was spat–well,shot directly on her right eye that quickly formed a black eye.She yelped in pain and clutched her injured eye.

 

After that,you grabbed a pen that was neatly placed on the right side of your counter and smashed it on your notebook ,which caused a big hole to form on the said notebook(while careful on not making any REAL damage).

 

She flinched.

 

She was scared.

 

Good.

 

You knew that violence wasn't the "best" option,but you weren't letting your boss have more problems.That guy was already stressed as he is!

 

Your customer friendly smile was thrown off the window and your "you're fucked,bitch" smile was plastered on your face.

 

"Listen here,bitch.Im gonna need you to get.the fuck.out." You commanded with burning eyes.

 

She scoffed and tried to regain herself.Emphasis on "tried".

 

" H-hey!You fucking hurted me! I-I can report you to the police,you know!?Remember that YOU'RE the cashier,and I'M the customer!"she said while lil' Timmy was tugging the hem of her mom's shirt,visibly uncomfortable.

 

And you were alright on being pissed off by a Karen,Susan, or even a Helen...but,she just had to say something else...

 

"Maybe you're like this because your grocery store just had to let MONSTERS roam around!They're probably hypnotizing you or something...disgusting fu—AH!",you quickly cutted off her sentence by grabbing the collar of her shirt and head butting her head with yours.Her own son didn't cry or got scared ,no, he was freaking amazed.He was actually mouthing the words "cool!".Maybe Timmy isn't that bad.

 

As soon as you let her go,she fell on her ass,clutching her forehead and hissing in pain while you just stared there unfazed.

 

"Now get your ass out of here or else I will turn your fucking breast into dog food that no dog,nor Satan, can eat.Now,do you understand, Ma'am?"you said with poisonous eyes that could kill a fucking boar.

 

"Uh–I..."

 

"Do.You.Understand?",you asked as your grip tightened on your now open pen.

 

" Y-yes!"

 

"Now,scram."

 

She nodded,grabbed a waving Timmy,and busted down for the door.

 

You sighed.You were so tired of racist pricks like her.Why couldn't they just accept monsters and be done with it?You know,instead of being little fucking kids whining on their parents.Sigh,humans can be so stupid sometimes.

 

You signed once again and said "next" unenthusiasticly.Then,you saw a gigantic skeleton.

 

...

 

Oh.Wow.He's fucking huge.

 

He had a large skull with dull jagged teeth.His tiny,pitch-black eye sockets looked down on your small body worriedly.He towered over you.And,if you estimated it,he's probably 5 heads taller than you.Yikes.That would be serious door problems...He had a pair of dark blue jeans(which was surprising,considering the fact the he was able to find any type of clothing that would actually fit him decently).He was wearing a neat polo that didn't posses any wrinkles whatsoever,and a red scarf that was wrapped snuggly on his bony neck.Finally,he had a shopping cart that was full of—WAIT,IS THAT A MOUNTAIN OF FUCKING NOODLES!?

 

'Who needs that much noodles???Heh,well I eat 3 tubs of ice cream and 5 double stuffed oreos everyday...so,who am I to judge?'

 

Out of nowhere, a strange feeling bloomed in your chest and...you kinda liked it?What the fuck?

 

Then,he spoke...more like shouted.

 

"ARE YOU ALRIGHT,HUMAN?", he asked with his loud voice that made you flinch in surprise,the other humans to jump,and the monsters to...well,don't acknowledge it.Maybe they're already familiar with the loud skeleton.

 

"Um,I'm fine?"you replied,unsure.

 

"ARE YOU SURE,HUMAN?IT SEEMED THAT THE RATHER RUDE HUMAN EARLIER BOTHERED YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU HAD TO USE..."VIOLENT ACTIONS"...AND IT MADE THE GREAT PAPYRUS WORRIED!", Wow,such a bean.But,you can never be too sure with people...You learned that lesson not too long ago...So, you kept your guard down.

 

" Nah,I'm fine,but thank you anyways...Now, can I scan your um...groceries?"

 

"ALRIGHTY!",he said as he took the literal shopping cart and dumped the gigantic amount of noodles on your counter.

 

"Okay?"

 

You scanned the gigantic amount of noodles for a couple or so minutes.

 

...

 

...

 

Then,you huffed and gave him his receipt.Wow, what a workout.

 

He carried half of the bags of noodles and thanked you with a grateful and cheery smile.Then,he turned to his right.

 

You saw another huge skeleton.

 

Wait,no one was there earlier?the fuck?

 

Now,that you had actually seen the you-swore-that-you-didn't-see-him(?)-earlier skeleton,you got the chance on actually looking at him clearly.

 

He had a lazy yet dominant aura that radiated off of him which caused that hair on your back to stand in a weird way.His clothing consisted of a blue hoodie that had a white T-shirt underneath it, black basketball shorts,and fluffy house flippers that was paired with socks(the fu–).All of the clothing had red stains on them that was either from ketchup,jam,food,the blood of all the dying souls combined, or just plain blood.And,for some reason,you had a sneaking suspicion that it was the latter.He had a more round,shorter,and wider exterior which opposes his brother's long and lanky one.He had this lazy yet maniacal smile that never seemed to falter or leave his face which never failed to hit every nerve in you.His skull was more cartoonist and round.It also had a gaping hole on the left side of his skull.Yikes,that must've hurt.He had two large,pitch-black eye-sockets,with the other one having an abnormally large red blood-shot eye-light that seemed to boar deep in your soul.

 

And for some reason,you find it hot?

 

'Dude,calm the fuck down!'

 

Your thoughts were interrupted by the taller skeleton's booming voice.

 

"SANS!PLEASE DO HELP ME CARRY OUR SOON-TO-BE DINNER!"

 

Then,the skeleton replied".m'kay." he said with his deep and sexy tone.You felt your soul hum from the sound.You dismissed the weird feeling.

 

He brought his skeletal hand up which caused the rest of the items to be surrounded by a soft,blue glow.Then,the items floated in mid-air.He did all of these while never leaving the stare on your face.

 

"SANS! I TOLD YOU TO CARRY THOSE!YOU'RE JUST WASTING MAGICAL ENERGY AND AN OPPORTUNITY FOR AN ACTUAL WORK-OUT!"

 

"heh.sorry,bro.i guess i'm just bone-tired." You chuckled at that while the taller skeleton just said "NYEH!" angrily.

 

"SANS!"

 

"oh,c'mon,bro.i'm just ribbin' ya.didn't i tickle yer' funny bone?i guess that joke went 'ight through ya.but,there's no need ta be skulking!"

 

Now,you were just down-right laughing.

 

Then,you said something.

 

"Now,that's very humerus."

 

...

 

.....

 

Papyrus stomped with his feet and cried"NYOO HOO HOO...A POTENTIAL FRIEND HAS BEEN WASTED!" or something along those lines.You didn't notice how Sans looked at you with this awe-filled stare the whole time.Like he was admiring something.You.You're the one that he was admiring.His once round eye light turned into a cute heart.

 

"HUMAN,I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU TWO THINGS."

 

"Oh,um,what is it....?"

 

"PAPYRUS.MY NAME IS THE GREAT PAPYRUS.AND THIS LAZY BUFFOON IS MY BROTHER,SANS."

 

"sup."

 

"FIRST, I WANTED TO ASK YOU IF YOU COULD JOIN US FOR A BIRTHDAY PARTY THAT WILL BE HELD TOMORROW?AND,YES,I KNOW THAT I SHOULD NOT JUST INVITE STRANGERS TO A PERSONAL EVENT...BUT,YOU SEE,WE ONLY HAVE A FEW GUESTS THAT WILL COME OVER AND IT WILL BE A SHAME IF OUR BIRTHDAY HUMAN WILL BE UPSET FROM THE LACK OF GUESTS.....SO,PLEASE,HUMAN.JOIN US,WILL YOU NOT?"

 

Now,thousands of thoughts flashed in your mind.

 

You've heard all about the things that the monsters did back in the Underground.Some monsters still even crave human flesh.Not to mention that the skeleton brothers are total strangers....but,something deep within you wanted to say "yes". And besides,you could fight for yourself pretty well,so why the fuck not?

 

" Uh,okay."

 

He squeeled and had literal stars for eyes."SANS!DID YOU HEAR THAT?MY FIRST EVER HUMAN FRIEND WHO DIDNT TELL ME THAT I WAS A FREAK!WELL,EXCET FOR ALIZA..."You didn't know about the Aliza part,but you're sure as hell want to stab the person who said that Papyrus was a "freak". He was the opposite of " freak".

 

"Okay?So,um,what's the other question?"

 

"OH!CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME YOUR NAME?"

 

'My name?shitshitshit!come on,think of a fake name!uhhh....'

 

"M-Melony."

 

He hummed in acknowledgement and exchanged your numbers.He said his goodbyes,while Sans kinda said nothing.They left,leaving you utterly confused.

 

You sighed.

 

Weird.

 

You guessed that this ended a whole lot more..."unexpected" than usual.

 

...

 

Oh,yeah.Before I end this user's POV,I just want to clarify something...

 

...

 

You're a mage.

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"P-please!Don't hurt me!", the human begged as they squirmed in his hold.

 

Sans lifted his axe.

 

" one head dog comin' right up!",he said as he chopped the poor human's hea–

 

Sans shot up from his bed,with beads of sweat rolling down his skull.

 

'another nightmare...well,memory rather...'

 

At this point,it wasn't really surprising to be honest.

 

Sans sat up from his bed and tried to "freshen up" (which consisted of brushing his teeth and...well,that's about it).He really just wanted to sleep all day and never wake up again,buuuut....he didn't want to upset his little bro.So,he tries to do this routine every single day.

 

Right now,Papyrus wanted him and Sans to go grocery shopping for food.The food part was just fine with Sans,but the stepping out of his territory us a big no-no for him.It was a real pain in his non-existant ass.Not to mention that the last grocery store that they always went to,had a new "policy" or some shit like that.What was that policy?Well,the "no-scum" policy,a.k.a,the "no-monsters" policy.And because of that,they have to go "hunting" for a new food source.Heh,the word "hunting" always ran chills up his spine.

 

Sans liked killing innocent people(emphasis on the word "innocent") per se.He just keeps getting this adrenaline rush whenever it was hunting for something.This feeling started to sprout within him since the..."famine". Old habits die hard as they say.

 

He walked towards his mirror and saw his reflection.

 

There was a gaping hole on the left side of his skull,the hole that was made by Undick a few years ago.It "left"(heh) his right eye blinded,and his magic capacity lower than its original limit.In short,he'll easily get more tired when using magic.He was still strong,sure,but not as strong as he was before.The only thing that didn't affect him was his levitation and teleportation.It was good for running away,but he wanted his prey to run along with him.You know,as in tied up and stuffed in a sack so that it can be cooked for dinner.

 

 

He sighed and stepped out of his room,only to see their gigantic living room.

 

All monsters are rich now since the gold to bucks conversion was a great advantage for the monster kind.But,of course,Papyrus insisted that they should get jobs since he wanted to financially support the kid's future.Sans was pretty chill with this since he currently has 7 jobs,while Papyrus has his own restaurant.He was so proud of his lil' bro.

 

But,right now,they needed to go and figure out where in the hell will they found a decent grocery store.

 

And Sans didn't like running out of food.

 

And he didn't want to starve again...

 

He didn't want his lil' bro to starve again...

 

He didn't want anyone to starve again...

 

Nononononononononono–

 

Sans was mid-way on tugging his eye socket when Papyrus called for him.

 

"SANS!"

 

"o-oh,hey,bro."

 

"FINALLY,YOU GOT YOUR LAZY BUTT OFF THAT BED OF YOURS AND STARTED TO BE PRODUCTIVE FOR ONCE!"

 

"heh,i guess i just 'ad some sort of "motivation"."

 

"MOTIVATION?HOW?"

 

"i don't know,bro.i guess i just felt it in my bones!",he said with his shit-eating grin.

 

The younger brother shot his skeletal arms up in the air."UGH! LET'S JUST GO!"

 

Sans chuckled,but he wasn't kidding though.It's like deep within his soul,a primal feeling surged within him that said:"go get yer' ass out there!".

 

He dismissed it and chopped(heh) it as an effect of his anxiety.

 

They got in their car which Papyrus,oh ever so deeply,loved.

 

Then,they were off.

 

They both hoped that it will go well.

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It didn't go well.

 

Store after store,place after place,and still no luck.

 

Some politely said "no",while others just literally kicked them out.Now,Sans wanted to grate their heads into little dusty pieces,but he knew that he couldn't destroy what little progress that the ,and the whole monster community,had.So,he suppressed his magic and carried on.

 

Then,Papyrus pointed to another store.

 

" SANS,LOOK!A STORE THA DOES NOT HAVE ANY "NO-MONSTERS" SIGN! I DO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS OUR LUCKY CHANCE!AND BESIDES,WE WENT TO 5 STORES ALREADY AND 5 IS MY LUCKY NUMBER!"

 

"wait,i thought that we went to 14 stores,not 5?"

 

"YES,BUT 14-9 IS EQUAL TO 5!" NOW,STOP WASTING TIME AND LET'S JUST GO!"

 

Sans chuckled.The only thing that was keeping him from throwing the hat and calling it a day was his own brother's enthusiasm and that stupid feeling.

 

'the fuck?',he thought as he rubbed the center of his chest.

 

They entered the building,and immediately,cold and humid air greeted their bones.Not that it mattered.They're skeleton's,temperature never bothered them.It was a great advantage for them since half of the population of the Snowdin and Hotland residents died because of the temperature.

 

Sans eyed the store.Then,he let out a satisfied hum.

 

The store was pretty stacked with items and ,most importantly, food.There seems to be both humans and monsters roaming around which indicates that the owners of this store aren't racist piece of shits;He even recognized the other monsters,some even greeted and thanked the skeleton.It was no surprise,considering the fact that he was the one who(mostly) kept the Snowdin monsters,including him and his brother, alive.He practically saved the Snowdin town.Yes,killing and eating someone's flesh was involved...but,it had to be done.

 

"I TOLD YOU THAT THIS IS IT! FINALLY, A NEW PLACE TO GET FOOD! NYEHEHEHEH! ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS!", the younger brother said as he puffed his chest with triumph.

 

Papyrus grabbed a shopping cart and sprinted towards the pasta section with a happy smile.Very unsurprising.

 

Sans followed slowly and when he finally got to his brother,the cart was already full of noodles.Again,very unsurprising.

 

"hey,paps."

 

"YES,BROTHER?"

 

"uh,do we 'ave some ketchup at home?"

 

"SIGH.AS MUCH AS I HATE YOUR KETCHUP DRINKING OBSESSION OF YOURS...YES,WE DO HAVE SOME AT HOME.I SAVED SOME SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T RUN OIT OF THAT THING YOU CALL A "DELICACY"...", he said with a dissaproving stare,but Sans could hear a lace of acceptance from his brother's tone.

 

Sans smiled.His bro always cheered him up.He was the best.

 

"you're the best,paps.", he said with obvious hint of adoration.

 

"OF COURSE I AM! NYEHEHEH!"

 

They pushed the cart towards a line.Well,line that consisted of one person–two,in fact.It was a woman that Sans recognizes.It was that fucking lady who called Papyrus a freak that other day.The only thing that kept Sans from butchering this hag was the kid that's always there with her.He was a witness.So,Sans forced himseflf to surpress a growl that was thratening to leave his rib cage.

 

Then,Sans eyed the situation to make sure that there was nothing to be suspicious about.You never know!Maybe the crazy bitch is a freaking suicide bomber!You can't be too sure with everything!

 

He looked at everyone in his suroundings...

 

...then,his eyes landed on you.

 

...

 

.....

 

 

 

'm  i  n  e.'

 

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Everything in Sans' field of vision stopped. Like time just paused itself when he saw you.

 

His sockets widened,his breathing became uneven,magic rushed in both his face and lower regions,his sweating became more intense,he's twitching more frequently,his bones rattled with magic,and his soul pounded with utter desire for something.

 

You.

 

Only you.

 

'Youyouyouyouyouyouyoumineminemine–'

 

Luckily,Papyrus didn't seem to notice Sans' nuclear meltdown.

 

Sans tried to come up for a reason,a cause,an explanation on why he was feeling this way. On why he felt so attached to a stranger that he literally just met. On why he felt like melting into a puddle every.single. god damn.time.he sees your face.

 

On why the primal side of him(the very possessive one) suddenly surged within him without a warning whatsoever.

 

On why he wanted to kidnap you and keep you in his shed.

 

...

 

Then,something clicked.

 

Soulmates.

 

You're his soulmate.

 

His destined to be. His other half. You were made for him.

 

And only him.

 

...

 

'HahAHahAHAhahAHahAHahahAHa—'

 

 

Oh,stars above! He couldn't believe it!He absolutely couldn't believe it! Him getting a soulmate? It never really crossed his mind since a monster like him ,a monster that killed countless of humans and monsters, had a soulmate. A beautiful one at that. The universe must be trolling him...this can't be real...but,he wanted it to be.

 

Then,you and the lady started talking,something about Nintengo?He's not really sure.

 

Your face had this annoyed stare that screamed "Fuck off.",but apparently,the lady was too dense to even notice.

 

While you two were talking,Sans didn't miss every little detail that you portrayed. The way how your eyes twitched,how your grip tightened on the counter,and how bad your soul wanted to hurt her.

 

'oh,baby.i'll hurt her just fer ya if that's what it takes fer ya ta bone me—'

 

The lady started insulting your boss and the store,and that ticked you off.

 

You shot what seems to be hard candy that was from your mouth and onto the lady's eye with great accuracy and precision. She wailed in pain and quickly clutched her eye. Sans got a glimpse of her eye,and there was in fact, a bruising black eye. Nice.

 

In the speed of light,you grabbed your pen and speared it on your notebook with such great strength. It caused a gaping hole that even got the murderous skeleton impressed.

 

'so,my tiger knows how ta hurt,huh?'

 

You told her something that was laced with dominance(again,Sans couldn't really focus right now.Ugh.Curse your beauty!).The lady tried to act tough which contradicts the visible shaking of her feet.

 

He didn't know if he should be concerned by the fact that this establishing of dominance was reeeeeally turning him on or by the fact of not minding this feeling at alllll.

 

Then,the lady started to insult the monsters for whatever reason and that finally pissed you.the fuck.off.

 

You grabbed the front of her shirt and fucKING HEADBUTTED HER! OH,SHIT!

 

You let her go and she quickly fell on her ass with a loud thud. She cried in pain while you just stared at her like it was fucking nothing.

 

He wanted to laugh but he REALLY didn't want to ruin this wonderful moment. So,he kept his teeth shut.

 

You demanded for her to go and she did,grabbing her waving son with her.

 

After that,he looked at you,and you really didn't look good. You looked as if you fucking lifted a bolder,took it to fucking Mars,then brought it back to Earth within one minute.

 

Or in short,you looked fucking tired.

 

Sans just wanted to scoop you up and teleport you both to his territory so that you can both cuddle together...buuuuut,he knew that it would probably earn him a mighty slap to the skull.

 

Papyrus started speaking to you,clear worry on his face. Luckily,it seems that you were pretty calm with a tall-ass motherfucking Halloween decoration talking to you unlike the..."previous ones".

 

Until now,Sans could feel the ever-so-deep pulse that his soul was emanating. Oh,he just wanted to fuck you on the fucking cement wall and let everybody see how he claims you. He would rut inside you. He'll fill you up with his juicy cu—

 

Oops. He should really discontinue this fantasy because this heat train will put a new stop....downhill.

 

You responded to the younger brother,but Sans could notice how you held your guard. He couldn't really blame you though. Papyrus wasn't exactly "innocent" compared to what he was before. But,hey! At least you're getting along?

 

Scanning the food,you obviously had your time on scanning,typing,and bagging them up. It took you exactly 10 minutes and 12 seconds to do it all. Wow,such a workout. If he were you,he would've just asked the customer the estimated,but not exact,price and call it a day. Which,of course,would've caused him to be fired instantly. Aaaaaaand this us why he doesn't have a job as a cashier.

 

The younger brother carried half of the bags and asked Sans to carry the rest. Then,your eyes suddenly landed on him,and he sweared that every second of it was like swimming in a fountain filled with ketchup. If others were to think of it,they would've been disgusted by the thought of swimming in a pool filled with a condiment of all things. But,for him,it is HEAVEN.

 

You seem surprised to see him,but just shrugged it off.

 

Now,he knew that he could've lifted all the bags in one go,but...he really wanted to impress you with magic. Risky,he knew,but its worth a shot?

 

He lifted his hand and all the monsters tensed when they saw him use his levitation magic. Of course. He used it when a monster broke a rule that SHOULDN'T be broken. Guess they had to meet their fate...at least,all the meat and dust didn't go to waste.

 

You,however,didn't seem surprise. Impressed,but not surprise. Its like your familiar with the use of magic. Hmmm...interesting.

 

Papyrus started scolding him about "wasting" energy and losing an "opportunity" to exercise, which he replied with a pun.

 

You chuckled('oh,sweet baby toriel...lemme hear that again!),so he throwed more into the pile.

 

Now you're just out-right laughing. 

 

Its so beautiful.

 

You're just....you.

 

Beautiful.

 

Beautiful.

 

Beautiful.

 

B e a u t i f u l.

 

B  E  A  T  I  F  U  L  .

 

He could really kiss you right no–

 

"Now that's very humerus."

 

...

 

...

 

' M   A   R   R   Y   M   E '

 

Papyrus' voice cemented him back to reality. He asked if you could join the kid's party. It took you a minute which didn't really surprise him since Papyrus wasn't actually "innocent" if one might say. So,he couldn't really blame you. But what did surprise him was that you actually said "yes" willingly. He's not complaining,but its really alarming to hear you agree to two deadly strangers.

 

Papyrus went back to talking and mentioned the lady that called Papyrus a freak that other day. Oh,boy! How he wanted to just kill her. And you seemed to be feeling the same way! Wow...what.a.woman.

 

Then,Papyrus asked what your name is for some reason. You're just a stranger,so there's no reason for him to take interest... He's not really sure why,maybe he'll just ask it to Paps later.

 

It took you a minute,but responded with the name "Melony".

 

'y o u  l i e d .'

 

He saw it. He saw how your eyes and soul glimmered with lies. But,why would you lie? There's no reason for you to lie!? Don't you like him them well enough? Do you know what they've been doing in the surface this whole time? Do you? Nonononono! Don't leave,please! Don't.Don't.Don't.Do—

 

Luckily,Papyrus noticed Sans who was lifting his hand,presumably to tug his eye-socket. The younger brother acted quickly and nudged his panicking brother with his skeletal foot,and it successfully brought him back to reality. The elder brother silently thanked him,and the taller skeleton knowingly smiled. His bro really was the best.

 

You and his bro started talking again. While you two were talking,Sans took a quick peek on your stats(thanks to being the sinister judge,of course). Don't worry. He didn't look at your soul. His obsession is as bad as it is!

 

Then,he saw it.

 

#%-$$%$#

LV:29

EXP:56

ATK:10000

DEF:10000

WEAPON:PEN

ARMOR:A WORN UNIFORM

*A very powerful mage.    

*%##&##-*:#

 

....

 

*E R R O R.

 

*Data not found.

 

Then,her stats pushed him out.What the fuck?Why is your stats glitched?what in the fuck!?

 

Now he really was worried because first of all,you're a mage and finding a supposed extinct species is a surprise in itself.

 

Second,you have unbelievable amounts of LV,ATK and DEF which is a dangerous amount for a human to handle.

 

Third,your stats are all glitched. Like it was purposely hidden,damaged.

 

And finally,your name is hidden which proves that you really are hiding stuff from him.

 

He'll have to research about this...Well,its not like his feelings for you changed....but,he couldn't help but ponder whether you are dangerous or not. And since there's a possibility that you really are a dangerous mage...then(as much as he hates it),he has to keep his guard for now. Maybe he can just confront you about this problem when the right time comes. You truly are an oddity.

 

He's thoughts were interrupted by Papyrus calling him.

 

Oh.

 

They have to leave.

 

Papyrus asked if you could exchange numbers and you agreed. Eh,its fine. He'll just ask it from Paps later. The skeleton brothers left after saying their goodbyes. He really wanted to stay and spend time with his soon-to-be mate,but he'll have that desired time from the party tomorrow.

 

They got in their car with their groceries.

 

Then,Sans asked his brother a question that pondered him the whole time that they were talking to you.

 

"say,paps."

 

"YES,BROTHER?", he responded as he glanced at his brother that was fidgeting with his seatbelt.

 

" why did ya invite that human ta our party?i know ya just don't do that unexpectedly or without reason..."

 

"OH,THAT! I JUST SAW APOTENTIAL FRIEND WITHIN HER THAT IS WORTHY FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND HIS BROTHER!—"

 

Oh,that made sense. Then,Papyrus continued his reply.

 

"—IF THE HUMAN IS GOOD,THEN SHE WILL BE OUR NEW FRIEND. IF THE HUMAN IS BAD,THEN WE EAT HER! SHE'LL MAKE A GOOD MEAT SOURCE FOR THE PARTY! JUST IMAGINE ALL THOSE HUMAN MEATBALLS!"

 

...

 

Huh,figures.

 

"well,um,paps.as much as i'm droolin' from the thought of meatballs...there's just one problem that i might wanna point out...", he said as a bead of sweat rolled on his skull.

 

" OH,WHAT IS IT?"

 

"i kinda,uhh..."

 

"WHAT?"

 

"umm.."

 

"SANS."

 

"ok,ok...uh..the cashier we talked ta earlier...um,she's my soulmate...and  i also found out that she's also a...mage?a very powerful one?"

 

...

 

Silence.

 

Then,Papyrus smiled. As in REALLY smiled. The widest smile Sans has ever seen.

 

"OH,I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU,BROTHER! YOU FINALLY FOUND YOUR DESTINED TO BE!"

 

"...wait.you're not mad?"

 

"MAD?WHY WOULD I BE?"

 

"well,'cause first of all...she's a human and we kinda,ya know,eat her kind sometimes. second,she's a mage.the ones who trapped us in the underground.ya never know if she's,uhh...ya know,dangerous?"

 

'heh.even if she's proven to be dangerous,I'll still keep her anyways so...'

 

"BUT,BROTHER!SHE IS YOUR SOULMATE! YOUR OTHER HALF! NO MATTER WHO SHE IS OR WHAT SHE IS,SHE WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR HEART'S DESIRE! JUST BE HAPPY THAT YOU FOUND HER! BECAUSE I,THE GREAT PAPYRUS,CERTAINLY AM! SOME DONT EVEN MEET THEIR SOULMATE! SO,BE GRATEFUL!",Papyrus demanded.

 

Sans blushed,overwhelmed by how much happiness that he was receiving." o-oh,um...thanks."

 

But,Papyrus wasn't wrong about the ones who don't meet their soulmate. Sans had met monsters that died of old age(or just,ya know,eaten) without meeting their soulmate. They died without getting a grasp,a wisp of their soulmate. Sans remembered how the  thought saddened the skeleton. He didn't want to die alone...but,he always knew that he would never find his soulmate. Leaving him all alone until the day he'll just dust away...

 

...Well,that's in the past.

 

Because look at him now. Stupidly day-dreaming about you having a family with him. The thought made his soul tingle in a joyful manner and his smile to slightly widen.

 

"I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,BROTHER! NOT ONLY DID YOU FOUND YOUR SOULMATE,BUT IT SEEMS THAT SHE IS ALSO SUPER,DUPER STRONG! IT'S LIKE ONE OF METTATON'S LOVE STORIES! "METTATON:MY ONE TRUE KILLER!" AND—OH,OH!AND METTATON'S "BLOODY BEAUTY AND THE HANDSOME KILLER BEAST!" OH,ISN'T THIS EXCITING!?"

 

Sans chuckled from his brother's antics.

 

The older brother slouched further on his chair and let Papyrus talk about all the things that he can do with his "new sister". The shorter skeleton sighed in contentment and stared through the window,letting his thoughts drift.

 

But,with all these things...he knew that one thing is certain...

 

If you're good,then it's all fine and dandy...

 

But,if he finds out that you aren't,well...

 

He just had to you up in a chair and keep you in his shed  f  o  r  e  v  e  r.