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Tastyyyyyy (by hatsune_miku_fucker_69): Alternate Ending

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instead of bakugo coming to eat the banana, it got stuck in todorokis ass. he called 911

“911 what’s your emergency”

“omg hello help a banana is stuck in my ass”


they paused

“okay r u alone”

“yes come help pls”

“okay we will send an ambulance”

the ambulance arrived and todorokis ass was saved they removed the banana

his father deemed him unworthy of becoming a hero because he is such an embarrassment so endeavor killed him

the end



bakugo walked to the ua dorm kitchen looking for his banana

“where did my banana go”

litttle did he know it was surgically removed from his now-dead classmates ass