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Tastyyyyyy (by hatsune_miku_fucker_69): Alternate Ending

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instead of bakugo coming to eat the banana, it got stuck in todorokis ass. he called 911

“911 what’s your emergency”

“omg hello help a banana is stuck in my ass”

“....”

they paused

“okay r u alone”

“yes come help pls”

“okay we will send an ambulance”

the ambulance arrived and todorokis ass was saved they removed the banana

his father deemed him unworthy of becoming a hero because he is such an embarrassment so endeavor killed him

the end

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epilogue:

bakugo walked to the ua dorm kitchen looking for his banana

“where did my banana go”

litttle did he know it was surgically removed from his now-dead classmates ass