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NAMES

Walmartpikachu.  Kaminari

Feralchihuahua.   Bakugou

Alienwifey.  Mina

Sunshineboi. Kirishima

officesupplies.  Sero

punkgirl.  Jirou 

personalAC. Todoroki

Wezoomin.  Iida

broccolichild. Midoriya

Canttouchthis. Uraraka

femalekermit.  Tsuyu

Sleepdeprived. Shinsou

3Dprinter.  Yaoyorozu 

octopus. Shoji

birdie.  Tokoyami

cantseethis. Hagakure 

Tail. Ojirou

THATbitchAoyama 

Purebaby.  Koda

Sugardaddy.  Sato

Mistake.  Mineta

 

You added 20+ other people to the chat

 

Me

hello my children i have made this group chat because….

 

WalmartPikachu

bcuz what

 

Me

because i can 

 

PersonalAC

what are these names.... and why am i named personalAC??

 

Me

it’s pretty obvious. you are literally half hot half cold. how are you not 

 

3Dprinter

idk how to feel about my name

 

Alienwifey

heyyy y/n

 

THATbitch

You definitely have taste mon ami

 

THATbitch

Im glad to know someone appreciates my splendor

 

Me

Honey you are AMAZING

 

Me

You’re mind is just WOW

 

feralchihuahua 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NAME

 

feralchihuahua 

ILL KILL YOU

 

officesupplies

i feel offended

 

octopus 

who is ‘mistake’?

 

Me

that’s mineta.  

 

canttouchthis

PFTTTT YOU DID NOT 

 

Alienwifey

THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU

 

broccolichild

oh wow….

 

Wezoomin

that is not very nice y/n!

 

Me

iida sweetie, honey, darling 

 

Me

i don’t care

 

mistake

WHAT ?!?!?! PLS CHANGE MY NAME

 

Me

talk to me in caps again and i’ll kill you

 

alienwifey

please do

 

punkgirl

i stan you so hard right now

 

Sleepdeprived

agreed. and why am i here?

 

feralchihuahua

why is your shitty ass in this groupchat?? you aren’t even in our fucking class

 

walmartpikachu 

SHINSOU BUDDY HEY

 

sleepdeprived 

i can hear you through the screen calm down with the caps

 

Me

shinsou is my best pal of course i’m going to add him

 

sunshineboi

awww i thought i was :(

 

Me

you are too kiri!!!

 

Me

you are my happy best friend and shinsou is my depressed best friend 

 

femalekermit

I like the honesty

 

birdie

….

 

birdie

can I also be your depressed best friend

 

personalAC

me too

 

3Dprinter

you have started a cult 

 

Me

of course you guys can

 

Me

we are going to be known as IWTDS

 

officesupplies 

IWTDS??

 

walmartpikachu 

what does that mean

 

Me 

‘i want to die squad’

 

sleepdeprived

i approve

 

wezoomin

y/n there is a school counselor you can talk to or even a therapist

 

personalAC

how do you even pronounce that 

 

birdie

doesn’t matter. it’s a good representation 

 

Me

why pay money when i can just ‘woah’ my troubles away 

 

broccolichild 

Y\n please no

 

sleepdeprived 

mood

 

sunshineboi

i am worried for your mental health 

 

sunshineboi 

do you need a hug?

 

me

omg yes pls you give the best hugs

 

alienwifey

he does!!!

 

alienwifey 

and i’m joining toooooo

 

walmartpikachu 

count me innnn

 

officesupplies 

don’t leave me out you rats

 

feralchihuahua 

fucking idiots


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Me  

Shouto marry me 

 

personal AC

We are 16 years old 

 

THATbitch

I can help find you a diamond ring

 

Alienwifey

She just wants to be written in your will

 

Me 

HOW DARE YOU OF COURSE NOT

 

Me

If i wanted money he could just lend me his dad’s credit card

 

personal AC

Thats true. I would buy her all of japan if she wanted

 

Me 

No

 

Wezoomin

No

 

broccoli child

No

 

Canttouchthis

No

 

Birdie

At times i wonder what it feels like to be todoroki rich

 

Octopus

Same man same

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Sleepdeprived

Class 1A come collect your bitch

 

Cantseethis

Who??????

 

Walmartpikachu

But bakugou is right here

 

Feralchiuaha 

Ill fucking kill you dunce face

 

Sunshineboi

Do you mean y/n

 

Sleepdeprived

Who else would come visit me at 2 am

 

personalAC

So that’s where she went. I was wondering why she wasn’t snuggling me to death

 

Alienwifey

SHUT UP we get it y’all are cute together

 

personalAC

But i didn’t mean it like that???

 

Femalekermit

She’s just salty she doesnt have a bf

 

Officesupplies

She doesn’t wanna be in a relationship yet she complains 

 

Alienwifey

It’s not my fault i get lonely in the middle of the night 

 

Brocollichild

Wait why is she even with you shinsou

 

Sleepdeprived

She really had the audacity to come over just to cuddle with oreo

 

Punkgirl

oreo?

 

Me

Yall havent seen toshi’s cat and it shows

 

Canttouchthis

YOU HAVE A CAT AMNWDEW

 

Canttouchthis

I wanna seeeeee

 

Me

Hes basically mine too and hes the cutest creation in the world

 

Sleepdeprived

He’s not yours ONLY MINE

 

Me

Shut your ass up im the one who got him for you

 

Me

You know DAMN well that he’s basically mine too

 

Broccoli child

oreo is really cute

 

personalAC

y/n leave the cat alone and come back 

 

Me 

small white cat

Me

No he’s my bby and if anything happened to him i would kill everyone in a 5 mile radius of me and then myself

 

Cantseethis

HES SO CUTE OMGGGG

 

3Dprinter

i wanna cuddle him too 

 

Wezoomin

y/n get back to the dorms now! You are not supposed to be out past curfew

 

Sugardaddy

That’s so violent

 

Punkgirl

Have you met y/n

 

Punkgirl

She’s basically a female bakugou but funnier and a lil nicer

 

Me

At least you called me funny


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Me

KIRI BABYYYYYY 

 

me

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY

 

Me

I LOVE YOU WITH MY WHOLE HEART BBY BOI

 

Alienwifey

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY PLATONIC SOULMATE AND ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS

 

Walmartpikachu

happy birthdayyyyyyyyyy eiji 

 

Walmartpikachu

YOU’RE A REAL ONE AND ONE OF THE MANLIEST GUYS I KNOW

 

officesupplies

GET UP AND LETS CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAYY RED BOY

 

Canttouchthis

happy birthday to the official sunshine in our class !!!!!!

 

feralchihuahua 

happy birthday shitty hair

 

personalAC

happy birthday man we love you

 

sleepdeprived 

hope you have a great birthday

 

sugardaddy

happy bday!!

 

octopus

happy birthday kirishima you’re the best!!!

 

3Dprinter

happy birthday to our bby 

 

punkgirl

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE JAPANESE ROCK

 

Birdie

happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! you have a great personality man ily

 

femalekermit

happy birthday to one of the only people from the bakusquad that i can stand 

 

broccolichild 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE COOLEST AND STRONGEST PEOPLE I KNOWWWW

 

Wezoomin

happy birthday kirishima! i hope you have a great day and many more great birthdays to come!

 

THATbitch

happy birthday

 

THATbitch

you must let me help you look better for this special day

 

feralchihuahua 

shut up light beam

 

Mistake

happy bday

 

cantseethis

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY

 

Tail

happy birthdayyy and have a great day!

 

Me

I AM GOING TO SUFFOCATE YOU WITH MY LOVE TODAY AND YOU WONT ESCAPE ME 

 

sunshineboi

thank you guys so much. you guys are all so sweet!!!!!:)))))))) i love you alllll

 

alienwifey

WE LOVE YOU MORE

 

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Me

Aight who took it

 

3Dprinter

Took what?

 

Me

My food 

 

Sleepdeprived

One of you guys abt to die

 

Officesupplies

What food???

 

ME

I left fried chicken in the fridge so i could eat it later

 

Me

I put a huge ass label on it saying DO NOT TOUCH Y/N’S FOOD

 

Me

I guess one of you cant read

 

personalAC

I think i saw kaminari with a container of food earlier

 

Sunshineboi

Same here

 

Birdie

He was acting VERY suspicious

 

Punkgirl

I wouldn’t be surprised

 

Me

Where is he

 

Brocollichild

I think he’s hiding because he ran off a few minutes ago

 

WalmartPikachu

What up im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read

 

Officesupplies

I cant believe you referenced a vine at a time like this 

 

Me

Your dead

 

Me

I suggest you all to prepare to go to a funeral tmr

 

Tail

At this point im not sure if she’s serious or not

 

Tail

Nvm i can hear her screaming for him. Rest in peace kami

 

Sleepdeprived

He should’ve never messed with her food

 

Sleepdeprived

That’s a line you NEVER cross with her

 

Feralchihuahua 

She’s like a damn hound dog

 

Feralchihuahua

Sniffing around and shit

 

Alienwifey

She found him

 

Alienwifey

Now she’s currently choking him to death as Iida tries to stop her

 

Punkgirl

She snapped at Iida.

 

Canttouchthis

They’re both going to die today

 

3Dprinter

I can’t believe i’m witnessing one of my girlfriends murder two of our classmates

 

Cantseethis

RIP

 

Brocollichild 

RIP

 

sugar daddy

RIP

 

officesupplies

RIP man

 

sunshineboi

RIP

 

Sunshineboi

sorry bro that wasn’t very manly of you to steal

 

mistake

RIP i’ll see you in heaven

 

personalAC

You both are going to hell

 

Sleepdeprived

He got what was coming to him



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Femalekermit

Who’s screaming in the middle of the night

 

Feralchihuahua

I swear to god if they don’t shut the fuck up right now

 

Brocollichild

Kachaan stop swearing

 

Feralchihuahua

I’ll fucking kill you too deku

 

Me

Try bitch

 

Me

You lay a finger on him and we’re gonna have a problem

 

Alienwifey

This is gonna be interesting

 

Canttouchthis

I’ll float you to space if you touch deku

 

Sleepdeprived

What’s up with the deku protection squad

 

Punkgirl

You guys do realize that he can protect himself just fine

 

3Dprinter

Honestly midoriya could take all of us down if he wanted to

 

Birdie

Have you seen his hero journals

 

Birdie

He owns like 20 of them

 

Wezoomin

He has all our weaknesses and strengths written in those notebooks

 

Brocollichild

Why are you making sound like i could be a villain

 

 

personalAC

honestly one day you could snap and kill us all

 

Feralchihuahua

He couldn’t fucking beat me if he tried

 

Feralchihuahua

Im the strongest and ill be the number one hero

 

Me

Im getting sick of the same damn thing from you

 

Me

You got a whole ass superiority complex yet you do nothing about it 

 

Me

And we get it you have an ego bigger than my self hatred

 

personal AC

No

 

Cantseethis

I honestly worry for you y/n

 

Femalekermit

At least she’s educating him with facts

 

Feralchihuahua

Icy hot 

 

Feralchihuahua

You either get her to shut the fuck up or ill murder her in her sleep

 

personalAC

Ill roast you to ash if you touch her

 

Sunshineboi

Bakugou please dont kill my best friend

 

Canttouchthis

I honestly wonder how you tolerate him kirishima

 

Octopus

Why is everyone on the group chat when we’re supposed to be asleep

 

Officesupplies

Are we not going to be talking abt that scream tho???

 

Walmartpikachu

Sry that was me

 

personalAC

Why were u screaming

 

Walmartpikachu

I thought i saw a demon in my closet

 

Fangy

Ha that was me 

 

Feralchiuhaha

What the fuck 



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Me

I have a confession to make

 

THATbitch

Spill the tea girl

 

Sunshineboi

What is it??

 

Mistake

I hope she declares her love for me

 

personalAC

Shut up right now or die you filthy rat

 

Alienwifey

Mineta stop 

 

Alienwifey

Just stop 

 

Femalekermit

Can someone kick him out of the gc

 

Canttouchthis

I dont think you can

 

Tail

I think the person can only choose to leave

 

Octopus

Guys let y/n talk

 

Me

I like boys AND girls

 

Punkgirl

We been knew sis 

 

3Dprinter

You’re literally our gf how can u be straight

 

Sleepdeprived

I knew when you told me that you found shego from kim possible attractive when we were 9

 

personalAC

You literally fangirl over any cute girl on the street

 

Me

I did not tell you guys just to be called out like this

 

Canttouchthis

We love you anyways bby girl

 

Birdie

We’re always here to support you no matter what

 

Octopus

even though it was fairly obvious i’m glad you trust us enough to come out so openly. i’m proud of you!!!

 

Me

:)))))))) i will protect you three with my life

 

Tail

Honestly half our class doesnt know what straight is

 

Walmartpikachu

Will you be my bi queen cuz i cant think straight around you

 

officesupplies

Stop no dont

 

Me

BeGoNE YoU ThOtTtTtTtTttttTttTt

 

personalAC

You guys need to stop hitting on my gf

 

Sleepdeprived

I dont get what you guys find attractive in her

 

Sleepdeprived

Shes so annoying

 

Me

You would cry if i died so shut up

 

Sunshineboi

Dont say stuff like that!!!!!

 

personalAC

why did i get so sad all of a sudden

 

3Dprinter

those are called emotions sweetie

 

Canttouchthis

You made deku cry

 

Wezoomin

He’s full on sobbing in the living room

 

Brocollichild

Leave me alone. It makes me sad thinking about losing any of you guys

 

Me

Bby no dont cry im coming to hug you right now

 

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Me

IVE CONNECTED THE DOTS

 

Sleepdeprived

God what is it now

 

personalAC

You didnt connect shit 

 

Brocollichild

Pls dont say it 

 

Wezoomin

You’ve already scarred the poor boy enough

 

Offciesupplies

Now im intrigued

 

Walmartpikachu

Tell us 

 

Alienwifey

I need to know rn

 

Me

Tsu and fumi are basically furries

 

Canttouchthis

NOOOOOOO

 

Me

And anyone who is attracted to ojiro is a furry if you count his tail

 

Feralchihuahua

What the actual fuck is wrong with you

 

Sleepdeprived

Why just why

 

Punkgirl

y/n…..

 

Femalekermit

You’re dead to me

 

Tail

EYE- 

 

Birdie

I trusted you y/n

 

Octopus

Im so disappointed in you

 

cantseethis

i cant believe you think i have a furry fetish 

 

cantseethis

i hate you

 

Purebby

What’s a furry

 

Sunshineboi

I SWEAR TO GOD NO ONE TELL HIM

 

Me

Im sorry koda bby omg pls forgive my dumbassery its nothing dont think abt it i was just stupid

 

personalAC

Look what you did 

 

personalAC

You’re going to corrupt him


 

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Me

Shoji 

 

Octopus

Yea what is it?

 

Me

I love you

 

Me

You deserve the world

 

Me

God bless your soul you amazing lil shit

 

Birdie

I think you broke him

 

Femalekermit

He’s all flustered and blushing

 

personalAC

Why does it feel like she loves everyone in the world except for me

 

personalAC

Her BOYFRIEND

 

Octopus

Thank you y/n i love you too!!

 

Octopus

i wish you the best in life :))

 

Me

Goddamnit you’re such a gentleman

 

Me

Mineta take notes

 

Me

Wait nvm you have to be likeable 

 

Mistake

HEY

 

Alienwifey

Shut up

 

PersonalAC

Stop ignoring me y/n

 

Sleepdeprived


Idek anymore

 

Me

Yes sho?

 

personalAC

I love you

 

Me

I love you toooooooooo

 

Me

Im going to come jump you now

 

Me

I want affection

 

Sleepdeprived

Ew

 

Me

jealous brat 

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Me

I need to know right now

 

Me

Which of you are marvel stans and which of you are DC

 

Brocolichild

Why….

 

Me

I need to get my facts straight

 

personalAC

After all those movies you forced me to watch ofc its marvel

 

Alienwifey

The men in the MCU are fine as FUCK

 

Sunshineboi

MARVEL IS SO MANLY

 

Tail

The DC comic books are really good 

 

Tail

the movies not so much

 

Feralchihuahua

I dont care

 

Sleepdeprived

Obviously marvel tf

 

Punkgirl

Marvel

 

Mineta

Wonderwoman is hot asf

 

Me

Ojiro you’ve disappointed me

 

Me

Mineta you were always a disappointment

 

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Me

I think imma go home this weekend

 

Me

I havent seen my bro in a min

 

Cantseethis

BROTHER?!?!?

 

Cantseethis

Is he hot

 

Alienwifey

If i had to date anyone in the world i would date her brother

 

Punkgirl

I may be gay for girls & momo but he has questioned my sexuality 

 

Sunshineboi

Kaito is so manly

 

Officesupplies

Hes a cool guy

 

Walmartpikachu

But hes scary

 

Walmartpikachu

He almost killed me for winking at y/n

 

personalAC

Im coming too

 

personalAC

I wanna play mario kart with him

 

Sleepdeprived

Im only y/n’s friend because of kaito

 

Me

STOP HITTING ON MY BROTHER

 

Me

HIS EGO IS GOING TO FUCKING EXPAND TO THE SIZE OF THE SUN

 

Me

I HATE YOU ALL

 

Birdie

What does your brother do for a living?

 

Me

He owns one of the best tattoo shops in all of musutafu

 

Me

But somehow he knows a shit ton of pro heroes

 

Wezoomin

He’s friends with tensei too

 

Me

Oh yeah tensei used to visit the shop a lot 

 

Me

he’s better than you tenya 

 

wezoomin

RUDE!

 

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Sleepdeprivedsenior - Aizawa

Livespeaker - Present Mic

Giant - All Might

Dumbhoe - Kaito (y/n’s brother)

 

You have added 4 members to a groupchat

 

Sleepdeprivedsenior

y/n what is this

 

Livespeaker

Is this how you kids talk to each other

 

Giant

Young y/n! Why have you added us here?

 

Dumbhoe

If this is your contact name for me im killing u

 

Me

Rude. so you’re just gonna kill your own sister

 

Me

And i wanted to make a groupchat so i could talk to you all

 

sleepdeprivedsenior

You could talk to me in school or text me individually you know

 

Me

I wanted to be able to annoy all 4 of you at once

 

Dumbhoe

You already annoy me enough at home

 

Sleepdeprivedsenior

If this is going to disrupt my sleep schedule you’re going to get into trouble

 

Me

But its non existent….

 

Livespeaker

HAHAHAHAH ITS TRUE

 

Livespeaker

Last week he really just slept in the middle of a meeting

 

Giant

I honestly think you should fix that Aizawa. 

 

Me

Enough of your old men interactions

 

Dumbhoe

Shut up rat

 

Me

What i wanted to say before kaito so RUDELY interrupted my triple text was

 

Me

You guys are like the father/uncle figures i never had growing up 

 

Me 

So i wanted to be able to talk to you guys more often

 

Dumbhoe

We came from the same sperm donor and birthgiver

 

Dumbhoe

I cant be your father

 

Me

I didnt mean you dumbass

 

Giant

Oh Dear! I’m so glad you feel that way.

 

Livespeaker

YAYYY I HAVE A DAUGHTER

 

Dumbhoe

No.

 

Sleepdeprivedsenior

That’s nice i guess. I consider you family as well….

 

Livespeaker

HA he doesnt want to act sappy but he has this huge ass grin on his face

 

Me

:)))))))))))))))))))))))

 

Dumbhoe

What am i? Chopped liver?

 

Me

You’re the piece of shit brother i was stuck with

 

Dumbhoe

You’re a whore

 

Giant

You must not speak to each other that way!

 

Me

All Might you don’t have siblings and it shows

 

Sleepdeprivedsenior

This is their way of showing that they care for one another

 

Giant

That’s odd….

 

Livespeaker

All the kids these days are weird

 

Livespeaker

None of them like my podcast

 

Sleepdeprivedsenior

Because you’re annoying

 

Livespeaker 

HEY 

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Sunshineboi

I feel like my quirk is so bland 

 

Sunshineboi

Some of you have such flashy quirks

 

Sunshineboi

I really wish i was cooler 

 

Alienwifey

Excuse me??

 

Me

I swear to god you better take that back

 

Brocollichild

Your quirk is so cool tho kirishima!!!!!!

 

Feralchihuahua

Stop lying to yourself shitty hair

 

personalAC

If bakugou says so then its true

 

Sunshineboi

But there’s nothing cool about my quirk

 

Me

EIJI LISTEN HERE YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING

 

Me

YOUR QUIRK IS INCREDIBLE AND YOU ARE AMAZING

 

Me

YOU ARE GOING TO BE ONE OF THE BEST HEROES IN THE FUTURE AND I FUCKING KNOW IT

 

Me

SO YOU BETTER LOVE YOURSELF OR ILL JUST SUFFOCATE YOU WITH MY AFFECTION

 

Sleepdeprived

She’s serious

 

Sleepdeprived

She’ll keep you hostage until she can make you happy again 

 

personalAC

Its true

 

Walmartpikachu

I want to be loved by y/n too

 

Sunshineboi

y/n.. T-thats so sweet

 

Feralchihuahua

You made him cry good job dumb bitch

 

Officesupplies

Why do you make everyone cry

 

Me

Im bringing you your fav snacks and we’re going to watch the captain america trilogy together

 

Punkgirl

At this point im convinced is that her quirk is shoving her affection aggressively onto people just to make them happy

 

3Dprinter

I want some too

 

Me

Momo bby come and join us rn 

 

3Dprinter

Okay!! I’ll bring blankets and pillows

 

Sunshineboi

We can do it in my room

 

Me

Bet ill be there in a sec

 

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Sleepdeprived

Im confused

 

Octopus

About what

 

Sleepdeprived

About who is in a relationship with who in your class

 

officesupplies

Lets be honest

 

Officesupplies

Most of the class is dating each other

 

Me

We can start with the main relationships then branch out to the side things

 

 Birdie

Why does it sound like some family tree-

 

Punkgirl

Me and momo are together

 

personalAC

Obviously me and y/n

 

Alienwifey

Bakugou and kiri arent officially together but they’ve been pining for one another for nearly three months

 

Feralchihuahua

Ill gouge out your damn racoon eyes

 

Sunshineboi

Mina nooo!!

 

Me

I believe hagakure and ojirou are together

 

Cantseethis

YES we are!!

 

Canttouchthis

Me and tsu just got together yesterday-

 

Alienwifey

ANSKSKDEMDEKDM 

 

Me

CONGRATSSSSSSSS

 

Punkgirl

We finally got us another lesbian couple

 

3Dprinter

We’re taking over

 

Me

I think those are the main ones

 

Punkgirl

y/n is mine and momo’s sidechick

 

Alienwifey

y/n is also my wife

 

Officesupplies

Iida and Yaoyorozu are the mom and dad of our class so they are legally married as well

 

3Dprinter

Technically that is true

 

Wezoomin

… well okay then

 

Femalekermit

Mineta and rejection go really well together

 

Me

NOOOSMDDODKEM STOP IM CRYING

 

Mistake

I feel so attacked

 

Alienwifey

No one cares

 

Canttouchthis

I want to kiss you rn asui

 

personalAC

Tsuyu you are incredible

 

THATbitch

Me and perfection are in a very stable relationship

 

Me

Yes.yes.yes

 

Me

Also shoji, yami, mido and kiri are my sons

 

Octopus

I guess i have a three moms then

 

broccolichild 

thanks i guess

 

birdie

i love you mother 

 

sunshineboi

why do i have so many moms

 

Me

oh and sero is my bro man dude friend

 

officesupplies

our bro-ationship is UNMATCHED

 

Me

YES BRO

 

Walmartpikachu

why am i not in a relationship w anyone :(((

 

punkgirl

you’re in a relationship with stupidity

 

WalmartPikachu

i hate you jirou

 

Sugardaddy

I guess you could say im married to sugar

 

Alienwifey

Satoooooo make us some cookies

 

Alienwifey

Pretty pleasee

 

Canttouchthis

With a cherry on topppp

 

Sugardaddy

I was actually making some right now

 

Sugardaddy

Ill bring them when im done

 

Me

I LOVE YOU SATO

 

Sleepdeprived

Is that it…..?

 

Me

There’s also shouto and daddy issues

 

Brocollichild

Omg 

 

Brocollichild

y/n stop it why

 

personalAC

You’re so annoying

 

Sleepdeprived

That’s what ive been telling you for AGES

 

Wezoomin

We forgot about midoriya

 

Brocollichild

But im not in a relationship with anyone…?

 

personalAC

You and broken bones are inseparable

 

Brocollichild

Why am i friends with you

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Birdie

i have been scarred

 

birdie

so very scarred

 

femalekermit

i can never get that out of my head

 

feralchihuahua 

dont you dare you damn crow and frog

 

sunshineboi

please i beg the two of you

 

me

i need to know what happened

 

birdie

i-

 

femalekermit

bakugou you don’t scare me

 

femalekermit

me and toko found bakugou and kirishima aggressively making out with each other in the kitchen

 

officesupplies

AGKHHH

 

canttouchthis 

please tell me they didn’t contaminate my mochi 

 

feralchihuahua 

you’re dead kermit

 

alienwifey

about damn time

 

Me

i’ve literally been waiting for this day for what seems like decades

 

Me

KIRI YOU BETTER TELL ME EVERYTHING

 

sunshineboi

but-

 

personalAC

pda much

 

3Dprinter

says you

 

punkgirl

you’re such a hypocrite

 

Punkgirl

you literally try to have any human contact with y/n

 

Sleepdeprived

Its revolting

 

Me

You’re just lonely

 

Sleepdeprived

Thanks for calling me out 

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Me

KIRIIIIIII

 

Sunshineboi

Yeah y/n?

 

Me

I wanna visit your moms

 

Alienwifey

SAMEEE

 

Walmartpikachu

I love your moms more than i love life

 

Sunshineboi

If you want we could go see them this weekend

 

Sunshineboi

They’ve been asking about you a lot actually

 

Sunshineboi

They wont stop bugging me about it

 

Me

Tell them i love them both with my whole heart and that me and kaito are coming over friday night and bringing pizza and snacks for a movie night

 

Sunshineboi

Okay!!! Ill tell them rn

 

Alienwifey

So you’re just going to leave me out like a stray dog

 

Walmartpikachu

Rude much

 

Officesupplies

Im showing up whether you like it or not

 

Sunshineboi

You’re ALL welcome to join if you want

 

Sunshineboi

You too katsu

 

Feralchihuahua

I dont wanna be anywhere near these shitty extras

 

WalmartPikachu

Just admit you love us kachaannnnnnnn

 

Feralchihuahua

I suggest you shut up or die

 

Canttouchthis

Is no one going the mention katsu????

 

Cantseethis

Let’s be honest

 

Cantseethis

We just dont want to die at the hands of bakugou

 

PersonalAC

I invite death in my heart

 

Me

No sho

 

Me

Ive already told you that you aren’t allowed to die before me 

 

Sleepdeprived

Is this some competition about who will kill themselves first

 

Sleepdeprived

Because i’ll win

 

Brocollichild

Please shinsou 

 

Brocollichild

We already have enough suicidal kids in our class

 

3Dprinter

At this point i might have to send you all to a therapist

 

Birdie

But we’re broke and dont want to

 

Sleepdeprived

^^^ what he said

 

Me

Lets be honest here im going to jump off a building first and no one is going to be able to stop me 

 

Canttouchthis

No 

 

Sunshineboi

Stop please

 

Alienwifey

Thats a mood but at the same time no y/n

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Me

Someone take me out

 

Sleepdeprived

On a date or with a sniper…?

 

Me

Surprise me 

 

Brocollichild

Wait i have a question

 

Me

What is it

 

Brocollichild

Did you guys become friends this year?

 

Canttouchthis

Ive honestly been wondering the same thing tbh

 

Femalekermit

They seem to be really comfortable with each other

 

Me

PFFTTTT

 

Sleepdeprived

Hell nah

 

Octopus

Huh

 

Me

Ive known this dumbass since i was 7 years old

 

officesupplies

Wow thats almost a whole decade

 

Feralchihuahua

Congrats you can do math flex tape

 

Tail

But how did you guys even meet

 

Sleepdeprived

She came up to me in the first grade

 

Sleepdeprived

Looked me dead in the eyes and said

 

Sleepdeprived 

“I choose you”

 

Sleepdeprived

I havent been able to escape her ever since

 

Me

And you never will 

 

Punkgirl

Why did you make it sound like some pokemon choosing ritual

 

Cantseethis

I can see that happening

 

personalAC

That explains a lot about your personality

 

Me

Jirou i was 7 with no friends and was in the middle of watching pokemon go

 

Me

I had no other idea of how to get someone to talk to me

Me

and we were both antisocial as well

 

Sleepdeprived

We’re what you call best friends

 

Me

And family

 

Feralchihuahua

Stop being so sappy you rats that’s disgusting 

 

Me

But we literally hate each other???

 

Sleepdeprived

Our friendship is based on who can kill the other first

 

Brocollichild

That sounds like the relationship i have with kachaan-

 

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Me

Ive been betrayed

 

Me

Ive been wronged

 

Me

Ive been lied to 

 

Walmartpikachu

WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!

 

personalAC

Are you okay 

 

personalAC

what happened

 

personalAC

Do i need to murder someone

 

Me

Its terrible 

 

Sleepdeprived

Spit it out dumbass

 

Officesupplies

You cant just say stuff like that and leave 

 

3Dprinter

Im getting worried

 

Sunshineboi

y/n??? Please answer the groupchat

 

Me

Its all tsu’s fault

 

Alienwifey

What??

 

Femalekermit

Its really not that big a deal

 

Me

NO ITS HORRIBLE HOW COULD YOU

 

Canttouchthis

Im so very confused

 

Canttouchthis

Asui what happened

 

Femalekermit

She’s being a baby

 

Me

I AM NOT

 

Feralchihuahua

Can you just explain what fucking happened

 

Femalekermit

y/n was having a mid-life crisis for no apparent reason

 

Femalekermit

And so she started thinking about whether or not she should cut her bangs or dye her hair

 

Femalekermit

So she asks for my opinion and i just tell her to go for it since she knows im pretty blunt

 

Femalekermit

So then she just cuts her bangs 

 

Femalekermit

And now shes crying because she doesnt like it

 

Wezoomin

I was actually worried

 

Brocollichild

We thought something bad happened

 

Me

SOMETHING BAD DID HAPPEN

 

Me

I LOOK SO BAD OH MY GODDDDD

 

personalAC

she wont even let me in her room

 

Sleepdeprived

I got you man

 

Punkgirl

Wtf it’s not even bad you damn liar

 

Sleepdeprived

She really started all this drama and she STILL looks good

 

personalAC

she stills looks the same amount of pretty 

 

Alienwifey

Just saw her and she looks amazing as always 

 

Me

I hate you all

 

Me

Such liars

 

feralchihuahua 

Shut up and stop overreacting you big baby