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NAMES

Walmartpikachu.  Kaminari

Feralchihuahua.   Bakugou

Alienwifey.  Mina

Sunshineboi. Kirishima

officesupplies.  Sero

punkgirl.  Jirou 

personalAC. Todoroki

Wezoomin.  Iida

broccolichild. Midoriya

Canttouchthis. Uraraka

femalekermit.  Tsuyu

Sleepdeprived. Shinsou

3Dprinter.  Yaoyorozu 

octopus. Shoji

birdie.  Tokoyami

cantseethis. Hagakure 

Tail. Ojirou

THATbitchAoyama 

Purebaby.  Koda

Sugardaddy.  Sato

Mistake.  Mineta

 

You added 20+ other people to the chat

 

Me

hello my children i have made this group chat because….

 

WalmartPikachu

bcuz what

 

Me

because i can 

 

PersonalAC

what are these names.... and why am i named personalAC??

 

Me

it’s pretty obvious. you are literally half hot half cold. how are you not 

 

3Dprinter

idk how to feel about my name

 

Alienwifey

heyyy y/n

 

THATbitch

You definitely have taste mon ami

 

THATbitch

Im glad to know someone appreciates my splendor

 

Me

Honey you are AMAZING

 

Me

You’re mind is just WOW

 

feralchihuahua 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NAME

 

feralchihuahua 

ILL KILL YOU

 

officesupplies

i feel offended

 

octopus 

who is ‘mistake’?

 

Me

that’s mineta.  

 

canttouchthis

PFTTTT YOU DID NOT 

 

Alienwifey

THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU

 

broccolichild

oh wow….

 

Wezoomin

that is not very nice y/n!

 

Me

iida sweetie, honey, darling 

 

Me

i don’t care

 

mistake

WHAT ?!?!?! PLS CHANGE MY NAME

 

Me

talk to me in caps again and i’ll kill you

 

alienwifey

please do

 

punkgirl

i stan you so hard right now

 

Sleepdeprived

agreed. and why am i here?

 

feralchihuahua

why is your shitty ass in this groupchat?? you aren’t even in our fucking class

 

walmartpikachu 

SHINSOU BUDDY HEY

 

sleepdeprived 

i can hear you through the screen calm down with the caps

 

Me

shinsou is my best pal of course i’m going to add him

 

sunshineboi

awww i thought i was :(

 

Me

you are too kiri!!!

 

Me

you are my happy best friend and shinsou is my depressed best friend 

 

femalekermit

I like the honesty

 

birdie

….

 

birdie

can I also be your depressed best friend

 

personalAC

me too

 

3Dprinter

you have started a cult 

 

Me

of course you guys can

 

Me

we are going to be known as IWTDS

 

officesupplies 

IWTDS??

 

walmartpikachu 

what does that mean

 

Me 

‘i want to die squad’

 

sleepdeprived

i approve

 

wezoomin

y/n there is a school counselor you can talk to or even a therapist

 

personalAC

how do you even pronounce that 

 

birdie

doesn’t matter. it’s a good representation 

 

Me

why pay money when i can just ‘woah’ my troubles away 

 

broccolichild 

Y\n please no

 

sleepdeprived 

mood

 

sunshineboi

i am worried for your mental health 

 

sunshineboi 

do you need a hug?

 

me

omg yes pls you give the best hugs

 

alienwifey

he does!!!

 

alienwifey 

and i’m joining toooooo

 

walmartpikachu 

count me innnn

 

officesupplies 

don’t leave me out you rats

 

feralchihuahua 

fucking idiots