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October 12th (6:28 PM)
Jenna: If he’s dead, how did he upload the video

Jake: Illuminati confirmed

Rich: Pick 1-9

Christine: 7

Rich: I fuckin knew it got damnit

Brooke: I was gonna say 7

Jeremy: Is 7 you guys’ favorite number?

Michael: It’s y fa single digit

Jeremy: Stroke?

Michael: Also yt is covering some of y keyboard
I literally cannot oe it

Jake: Stroke.

Michael: I’m free from my curse
7 is my favorite single digit number

Brooke: 5 is mine haha. And then my double digit is 12

Michael: Idk if I was a double digit fav, but I’m between two with triple digit

Rich: 666

Michael: I forgot about that one.

Chloe: Hahaha

Jake: Now ur between 3

(8:39 PM)
Brooke: Okay, but Niall Horans new song

Michael: My mind blanked and I almost asked Who?

Chloe: I would have punched you
Cuz I knew u we’re going to

Michael: I exist through the decades
This is not one I’m familiar with

Chloe: Yeah
I kinda thought so

Jenna: He was the blonde one in One Direction
Naturally a brunette but dyed his hair blonde

Jeremy: I am quite aware, my brother was a fan

Jake: Broooooooo 1D was my shittttttttttttttttt

Rich: Oh yeah!
I bought you like a bobble head for Christmas!

Jake: I actually think u did
It might have been Niall too

Brooke: I remember I have 3 of them. Harry, Niall, and Liam

Jake: Or it was Harry

Rich: Probably

*2 pictures sent by Chloe*

Chloe: Idk but that’s Niall. Then and Now

Michael: What the fuck
He’s fucking scary now

Brooke: No he’s not!

Chloe: He’s sexy *5 winky face emojis*
I think everyone is sexy
Don’t take my opinion too seriously
Even tho most r sexy

Jenna: That is true

*Picture of a random meme sent by Rich*

Jeremy: My dad just said to me: Jeremy, watch this, I’m going to try it again
And then I looked up
And he just tossed a balled up paper towel up in the air
And caught it
Saying whoops
Before actually doing the thing he meant to
Which was tossing behind him into the trash

Jake: Did he make it in the trash

Jeremy: Nope

Rich: Aw man

Jeremy: He almost did earlier
But the trash was full and it just so happened that there were 2 plates at a slope that it just rolled off of

Michael: Aw man! Hahah that’s really sucks

*Jenna took a screenshot of chat*

(9:29 PM)
*Jenna sent a photo of a youtuber named Jeremy*

Brooke: My daddyyyyy I love himmmmm *4 crying emojis*

Jake: What did you screenshot tho

Jenna: Don’t worry about it
Look at daddy

Jeremy: I feel violated
And I don’t know why

Brooke: I wish I was being violated
By him and his body
Cuz got damn
I’ll take him anyway
I meant anyway, but I’ll take him in any way too
I’m disgusted with myself

Michael: Jesus Christ my tumblr feed is more pg than you

Brooke: You know you love me b *weird heart kissy emoji*

*Brooke took a screenshot*

*Brooke sends a picture of the chat with instagram notification*

Brooke: Speak of the daddy

(10:16 PM)
Michael: I’ve been trying hard all week to write my paper but I keep watching YouTube

Jeremy: Don’t make me disconnect your WiFi

Michael: Do it
You won’t

Jeremy: I will
Give me one of your moms phone y
Number

Michael: Neither of my moms know how to disconnect the WiFi

Rich: Bit they can take your phone and force you to write

Michael: I’ve actually given one of them my phone before so I could focus but I still have the internet on the computer

Jeremy: They can take that and you’ll have to write it old school style

Michael: Then how am I supposed to look at my resources

Jake: Print it or save it as a PDF

Michael: But if one of my moms takes it, saving it would be pointless
And printing and writing it on paper would waste paper

Rich: Turn off your router
And who cares we have plenty of trees

Michael: Me apparently
And no
That’s not how that works

Jeremy: I know someone who would care

Rich: Yes

Jeremy: It’s not me

Rich: Paper is made from tree juice

Chloe: I don’t care

Jake: Maple syrup

Michael: What the fuck
Isn’t that sap?
Sap is not paper from my knowledge

Rich: No that’s tree spit

Christine: They take trees and grind them up and add water and pressure

Michael: That’s not juice that’s bones

Rich: It’s juice

Michael: Juice is wet. Bones you can grind

Jenna: What the fuck r we talking about

Christine: Good question!
I don’t know! :)

Rich: Well apple juice is just ground up apples plus their juice

Brooke: I kinda thought apples were squeezed like lemons?

Jeremy: No
You can’t squeeze an apple

Michael: Not with that attitude

Jake: I can squeeze apple
I is strong
I drink milk

Rich: I poured a cup of milk yesterday because I thought I wanted a glass but when I started drinking I realized I just wanted cold water

Jake: I thought u didn’t like milk?

Rich: Sometimes

Brooke: I love milk

Rich: Like with cereal

Jeremy: I only like it with cookies or cereal
Otherwise I don’t like it

Michael: Same
That’s one reason I drink lemonade with breakfast

Jenna: Wait what the fuck

Rich: I don’t eat breakfast

Jeremy: I eat breakfast cuz I was forced to so now I have to eat it or I’ll be hungry

Michael: I eat it on the weekends
I have a muffin or poptart with a cup of lemonade

Rich: I have popcorn if I work. If not I starve

Michael: I need to start eating breakfast because I walk alot at school
Is it a lot or alot

Christine: A lot

Michael: I thought alot was also a word
At least autocorrect isn’t correcting it
Fuck autocorrect
Just googled it
A lot*

(11:08)
Michael: My moms observed my habits yesterday
Excuse me, one of my habits
Which of course is turning on all the lights
Which is odd because I’ve been doing it for years
Because the dark is spooky and we have like 3 ghosts

Rich: Speaking of which!
Slept with my light on one night this week because I was about to fall asleep when I heard demonic child giggles!
So I had to turn off Welcome to Night Vale (too paranoid at that point even for Cecil’s voice to put me at ease) and turned on a random Barbie movie

Jake: Okay
I’m gonna day this one more time
GET YOUR FUCKING HOUSE BLESS GOT DAMNIT

Rich: Nah

Michael: Lights on! Demons gone!

Jake: When we move in together, the getting our house blessed bro not kidding

Rich: Live with my ghosts or die with my ghosts, bro

Jake: Fuck to the no
The house is getting blessed
It’s happening whether u want it or not

Rich: Watch me be a demon

Jake: I’m taking the cross that has been out over my door and gonna put it over my door at our house

Rich: House arrest for me then

*Jake sent a picture of cross over doorway*

Jake: For proof

Rich: I believed you

Jeremy: My house has been blessed before
I like how none of u questioned my house being blessed

Michael: You’ve told me before

Jeremy: Have I?

Michael: Everytime I mention my ghosts

Jeremy: Whoops sorry I’m being annoying haha

Michael: No? Idk if you told anyone else but I’ve known?
To be fair. I wished my friend a Happy Birthday (two days late too I was so embarrassed)
And she responded with: You already told me?
Which was absolutely confusing
But she’s the same friend who saw me in the halls the friday I didn’t come to school at all

Jeremy: If I miss someone’s birthday, I probably won’t wish them a happy birthday at all due to embarassment

Rich: Coward

Jeremy: That I am
I already knew that

Michael: We’re all cowards tho?
Nothing to be ashamed of

Jeremy: It’s okay. I know I’m most cowardly

Michael: No!

Jeremy: I get anxiety over raising my hand in class
Like major
I have to spend the rest of class calming down

Michael: That’s why I don’t do it
Or talk

Rich: Antisocial
Sorry for the vague one words I am tired

Jake: U need to sleep more

Rich: Sleep is for the weak!
And I’m not weak!
It’s not a sore throat!

Jake: Get some rest!

Rich: I will! Just have to do the dishes first!

Jake: Good

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October 13th (1:54 AM)
*Brooke sent a picture of couples*

Brooke: Hoping for this one day

*Michael sent a picture of a coffin*

Michael: Hoping for this one day

Rich: I’m hoping for that right now

Jake: GO TO SLEEP AND TAKE MEDICINE
NO SICK RICH
NOT ALLOWED
GET BETTER NOW

Rich: It’s a sore throat. Goodnight

(1:40 PM)
Michael: The dogs are comfy laying on my legs and my moms don’t understand! I cannot disturb them

Rich: Hahahahahha

Michael: But I need to shower!
But they’re both comfy

Jake: Ur doomed
Accept your fate

Michael: I’ll finish watching Wall-E then I’ll get up

Rich: Accept you fate
U can never leave

Michael: Fuck that Wall-E is over
And I’m cold
Others body heat is temporary. The shower can and will burn

(2:57)
Jeremy: I have confused youtube recommended

*link to a youtube video*

Jeremy: Yes I did watch it

Christine: Why did I watch it?

Jeremy: Why did I?

Michael: The world may never know

(5:10 PM)
Michael: When you use APA format, do you have to cite through-out the paper or just list your sources?

Chloe: The fuck is APA format? I only know the MLA

Jake: It’s bullshit is what it is
It’s mostly used in college
It’s the one that requires a title page and abstract

Chloe: Oh right
The one
That*

Michael: Yep

Jeremy: No idea

Michael: Fuck it ill do it anyway

*gif of Elmo shrugging sent by Jeremy*

Michael: Thanks Elmo

*picture of goose from Untitled Goose Game with a knife and caption of peace was never an option sent by Rich*

(5:24 PM)
Michael: I fucking did it guys
This week from hell, ends with me turning in a shitty research paper on time

Christine: Nice! Good job

Brooke: Congratulations!

Michael: Thank you
Now I’m going to die
Somewhat peacefully

*picture of goose from Untitled Goose Game with a knife and caption of peace was never an option sent by Rich*

Michael: It’s 66 degrees out and I have decided to eat an ice cream sandwich

(5:40)
Michael: Idk if it numbed my mouth but I cannot taste my Dr. Pepper
I just feel the fizz
I also can hear the fizz which is fucking weird

Jake: U can’t normally hear fizz when u drink soda?

Michael: Headphones
I hear it fizz in my mouth
Like pop rocks

Jake: Ahh

*Picture that is just words: You Just DIED The 10th pic in your gallery is what killed you sent by Christine*

*Picture of a musical (Yes it was bmc but for the sake of them it’s some random one) sent by Christine*

Christine: If I didn’t save it beforehand however

*Picture of an alligator on fire in a tumblr post sent by Christine*

*Picture of math sent by Jenna*

Rich: Math got her

*Picture of a blue and purple void sent by Jeremy*

Michael: The void

Jeremy: A blue and purple void killed me

Christine: Yep haha

(8:20)
*Picture of grade which is 80/100 sent by Michael*

Michael: FUCK YEAH MOTHEFUCKERSSSSSSSSSS

Brooke: How did your teacher grade it that fast?

Michael: I have no idea

Rich: Speed reader

Michael: Probably
I can’t believe I got an 80 on that complete and utter rubbish I turned in

Jeremy: I can

Michael: I can’t bro. I don’t how the fuck I did that. I literally wrote it in one day.
My teacher knows more about this than I do

Rich: I know nothing and I like it that way

Jake: I know nothing and I’m just confused

(9:33 PM)
Chloe: U ever judge someone based on their looks and r like nah and then u get to know their personality and ur like yeah and then u wanna die cuz then they become the most beautiful person inside and out

Michael: I’m gay

Brooke: No but I decided if I like someone or not is they look popular. They’re usually rude

*Rich sent a picture of Blobfish Thanos?*

*Michael sent a picture of themselves crossing their arms in an X*

Michael: No

(10:24 PM)
Michael: *in tone with they were roommates vine* And they were furries!

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October 14th (9:06 AM)
Jenna: I’m in the scary elevator pray for me

Michael: Isn’t every elevator scary?

Jenna: But the one I was in is notorious for breaking down hahah

Jeremy: My brother's friend was in an elevator that broke down by himself when he was like 10
Now he has a phobia

Chloe: Never trust an elevator I always say

Jenna: I’m too lazy to that the stairs tho so I wake the risk of death instead

(1:36 PM)
Jake: Why do I think of the scariest things right before I take a nap

Brooke: Because your brain is mean

Michael: I once fell asleep to a buzzfeed unsolved/supernatural episode

Jake: I thought of the OJ Simpson murder case and had the urge to look at the crime scene photos
Gnarly

Christine: Talked about it in math class recently!

Jake: Stupid fucking officers ruined the crime scene. Either to frame or cover up I don’t but they totally ruined it

(5:16 PM)
Rich: Everything sucks
Jake cheering behind me as I take medicine: Shots! Shots! Shots!

Brooke: I feel light headed and I don’t know why
If that helps

Rich: If I die, I give everything to my cat
I’m so out of it I forgot where the silverware drawer was

Michael: Fuck. Almost faceplanted
Socks are a wonder

Jenna: Yes

(5:52 PM)
Chloe: I would be that person to marry another American and raise our kids to talk with a British accent

(7:02 PM)
Jenna: Cobalt Carbon Potassium *5 winky emojis followed by 6 drooling emojis*

Chloe: I’m not here for Science

Rich: I’m too sick for Science

*Jenna sent 3 pictures of Co(Cobalt) C(Carbon) K(Potassium)

Michael: Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Uranium

Jenna: Ditto

October 15th (2:42 AM)
Michael: FUCK
THERE'S A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM
So uh
Might have a phobia of spiders
As I might've started panicking
Did I kill it? No
I started hyperventilating
So whoever uses the bathroom next is in for a surprise

(7:52 AM)
Brooke: So like me when it comes to frogs

(9:18 AM)
Jenna: Why does the scary elevator always open for me *crying face emoji*

(10:12 AM)
Jake: Okay the alphabet but every example is crime related
A is for Arson. B is for bullet
I've gotten to H

Brooke: C is for cerial killers

Christine: Cereal*

Jeremy: Why is my dad watching anime on his phone?

(12:23 AM)
Michael: So the spider disappeared
Paranoia is not good
I need to shower
But there are issues with spiders in the bathroom
1. Spooky
2. Scary
3. I am blind when I shower

(12:30 AM)
Michael: Just used Febreze as a preventive measure and if anything it now smells like Blue Odyssey

(3:24 PM)
Chloe: A TODDLER JUST LOOKED AT ME AND SAID HI
I SAID A TIMID HI BACK

Brooke: AH CUTE!!!

(3:34 PM)
Jeremy: GUYS IM GONNA ADD MY BROTHER HE WANTS TO SHOW YOU GUYS SOMETHING

*Jeremy added Evan Hansen to the group*

Evan: GUYS LOOK AT MY SHIP

*Evan sent a picture of a clay ship labeled S.S. Dip Ship*

Jeremy: I LOVE IT BROTHER

Brooke: It's so cute

Evan: I was gonna name is Santa Maria because I thought that was a chip brand

Jenna: S.S Tostitos (?)

Evan: It's too late notice w, I set it to dry
Now*

Jeremy: I like the S.S Dip Ship

Michael: I like the S.S. Dip Ship
Jinx

Jeremy: I guess I owe u a soda tomorrow

Evan: Yeah I asked my boyfriend for a pun

Michael: Yeah!
Not Mountain Dew tho!
Mountain Dew sucks

Jeremy: YOUVE NEVER EVEN HAD IT

Michael: SO WHAT

Jeremy: YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK
ITS LIKE SAYING PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS BAD WITHOUT TRYING IT

Michael: DOESN'T MATTER

Jeremy: YES IT DOES

Michael: YOU JUDGE ME FOR POURING MILK FIRST

Jeremy: BECAUSE THWM THE CEREAL FLOATS

Chloe: GOT DAMNIT DONT DISTRACT ME

Jeremy: FROM WHAT

Michael: UwU

Jeremy: DONT FUCKING UWU ME U ABSOLUTE FUCK

Michael: ÙwÚ

Jeremy: YOU FUCK

(4:20 PM)
Jeremy: Wait Evan has a boyfriend?

(5:35 PM)
Jake: THIS TIME TOMORROW, RICH WILL BE IN MY ARMS CUZ IM GONNA GIVE HIM A HUG WHETHER HE WANTS IT OR NOT
I mean unless he deadass says no but WOOOOO

(9:16 PM)
Jeremy: Guys
Apparently Michael has to wake up tomorrow

Chloe: Don't we all?

(11:04 PM)
Rich: "I need to blow my nose because I just snuzzed"

Jenna: Snuzzed

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October 16th (9:03 AM)

*Rich sent a picture of himself in pyjamas those being an off brand Who Wants A Muffin shirt with the A written on with a sharpie and boxers with a caption of: I look like death warmed over*

Michael: It's muffin time tho

Rich: Fucking wanna die

Jake: No no none of that
I can die on Sunday if you want
U can not me

Rich: Let me dieeeereer

Jake: Noooooo

Rich: Please

Jake: No

(10:42 AM)
Evan: My mom just explained anxiety meds as Sedatives

Jeremy: You might want to take the sedatives

Rich: Did you screenshot me looking like death

Jeremy: I didn’t
And yeah they r to a point I suppose
More or less?

(11:01 AM)
Michael: Jeremy is loved. I’m hand washing my car for him

Rich: Can somedo me q solid
Can someone do me a solid

Brooke: Wha?

Rich: Copy and Paste my notes and send it to me

Brooke: I dont know how to do tgat

Rich: Select the words and press cob
Fuck

Jake: I’ll do it

Rich: Copy*
A blessing
Also I put Cody then Coby before remembering how the P looks

(11:59 AM)
Michael: I wanna die

Christine: Why

Rich: Life

Michael: I hand washed my car in the heat bro. I’m dying

Rich: How how hot
How hor is it

Michael: Fucking hell hot

Rich: How hot out is

Michael: Nah

Rich: I am out of it
Sorry

Michael: It’s like 84 but feels like 91
But I was like working so that’s why I’m dying

Rich: I looked at building and thought trees
So I’m also dying

Michael: Noice
We can die together

(12:31 PM)
Brooke: Did i
Did I just see a naked lady
What
“Don’t drive naked”
It was a naked lady on a car

Jenna: Lmaooo

Rich: Drive naked

Brooke: Like as the car wrap or whatever it is

Chloe: Was she naked naked

Brooke: Butt naked

Jenna: Ooooooo

Christine: That’s kinda illegal

Brooke: You couldn’t see her nipples so not really

(1:59 PM)
Rich: Xanax
That was the anxiety meds I was thinking of

Evan: What

Rich: We were talking about anxiety pills earlier and I was thinking of Xanax but couldn’t think of it

(2:55 PM)
Jake: Bro a dragonfly landed on me and I thought it was a fuckin wasp and I freaked out haha

Jenna: Kill it

Jake: NO
IT WAS A BABY!

Jenna: Kill it!

Jake: Nooo

(4:39 PM)
Jeremy: We saw someone dig up a dead body

(5:05 PM)
Rich: What about dead bodies?

(5:30 PM)
Rich: Me: mmm glodfish
Goldfish*
My mind: Speed Run

(6:57 PM)
Michael: I don’t feel safe let me put on some sick shades

Rich: Jake

Jake: I’m going out so if I’m not home don’t be alarmed!

Jeremy: We thought you died

Michael: WHAT DO YOU MENA UR GOING OUT

October 17th (7:48 AM)
Brooke: I hate waking up to dreams

Chloe: It was good too…

Jeremy: I swear I just crawled into bed and Michael called me a slut.
He said he said sup but all I heard was slut

Jenna: Punish him

Christine: I’m surprised he’s awake

(10:38 AM)
Michael: I said sup
I was half awaks
And I was up at 6 because the floor is uncomfortable
So I woke periodically during the night and Jeremy ending up offering his bed
So we shared the bed

Christine: Ah

(4:02 PM)
Jeremy: Brother if you make a coil pot you have to do this

*Jeremy set a picture of cool looking coil pot but I can’t remember it exactly and it won’t load so just know it was really neat looking*

Evan: BROOOOO
THATS AMAZINF
Also thanks for thinking I have the capability to actually make these beautiful pottery pieces u send me

Christine: Have confidence!

Evan: No!
Cuz that leads to me feeling like more of a failure cuz it doesn’t work!

Jenna: my teacher says he doesn’t expect anything that way he doesn’t feel bad when it doesn’t happen

Evan: EXACTLY
YOUR TEACHER IS SMART

(5:31 PM)
Jake: If you come over
Just walk inside we’ll be back in a min
Also don’t let the dog out

Michael: I’m gonna let the dog out

Jake: No don’t

October 18th (3:16 PM)
Brooke: Should I get Taco Bell with Door Dash cuz I’m kinda hungry

Chloe: Taco Bell
Do it

Brooke: I’m gonna see how much it is first. If it’s crazy expensive I’ll beg my mom

(4:27 PM)
*Michael sent a picture of a headless doll on a rocking horse still in the zip ties and at the store*

Rich: Creepy

Michael: It’s the dollar store what do you expect?

Rich: A doll with a head

(4:42 PM)
Michael: I fucking broke him
He won’t shut up about cats
Then I said yes, I like cats
Then he started off on gays cats and rainbow cats

Real Life Time!
Christine invited everyone over to paint homemade Halloween decorations.

The girls then decided to go to Christine’s room and the boys were set to the task of painting

They set to paint the ghost templates they were given. Michael grabbed the colours of the rainbow to make a ‘gay ghost’ as he put it. Jeremy went more Halloween themed and decided to make a demon ghost. Jake totally decided to diverge and make a gingerbread ghost. Rich took one look at the template and attempted to make one of the ghosts we lived with, who he dubbed Yogurt. After Jake was finished with his ghost, he made another, this time being an ice cream ghost. After Rich made his ghost he took a paint brush and got it covered in black and made war paint marks on Michael’s face. Michael smiled and laughed. They called the girls in to come look and they just sighed.

“Jeremy, can you call your brother? I think you guys need a babysitter.”

“Nah. It’s fine.” Michael said and Rich smeared more black paint on his face before adding red and white on his left cheek and added blue, yellow, and red on his other cheek along with smearing red and black on his forehead and chin. A glop of black paint fell from the paintbrush onto his nose.

“Sure it is.” Jenna nodded and went back to Christine’s room with Chloe and Brooke.

“Please, no more painting on Michael’s face.” She said.

They nodded and went back to painting. Rich slapped a ghost template to Michael’s face and peeled it off.

“Woah. That looks cool.” Jake said and Michael nodded in agreement.

That encouraged him to grab random colours, along with Jake handing him some, and pour it on Michael’s arm while smearing a ghost template every so often with.

“That looks so pretty.” Michael gushed and Jeremy, distractedly, set his hand in light blue paint.

“Ah. Shit.” Jeremy said, looking at his hand.

“That reminds me of Iron man!” Rich chriped.

Michael nodded, “Hell yeah man!”

He grabbed one of the smalled paint brushes and gestured for Jeremy to give him his arm.

“I’m gonna draw Captain America’s shield on the back of this one.” He explained as he spread dark blue paint on Jeremy’s hand with his finger.

Then he started doing the red and then as he was doing the white star, Christine walked out and placed pumpkin templates on the table.

“Can we paint the decorations and not each other please?” She asked.

“This is going to be the last one I swear.” Rich promised.

She nodded and headed back. They then each grabbed a pumpkin.

“What theme should this pumpkin be?” Michael asked.

as Jeremy answered without missing a beat, “Satan.”

Michael nodded and dipped his paint brush in the red.

After a while of silence Jeremy looked over, “I didn’t think you would actually do it!”

“Hey, you gave me the theme!” Michael glanced over at his, “What are you making?”

“Captain American’s shield.”

Michael nodded, “What about you guys?”

“Demon pumpkin.” Rich said simply as he reached for the black paint.

“I’m attempting a Velvetta ghost.” Jake explained as he dipped his brush in yellow paint.

Rich attempted to squeeze paint from the bottle and when that didn’t work he had a brilliant idea of placing the bottle on its side then jumping and pressing down on it…

Jake looked up and saw the shocked faces of Rich, Jeremy, and Michael.

“What the fuck was that?”

Christine ran in, “What was that?”

“I kinda exploded the bottle.” Rich said and went to go get paper towels to clean up.

Jake got up and followed and Jeremy went to follow too, but Michael was in a shocked state, looking down at his hoodie, now covering with a lot of black paint. Which caused Jeremy to stop in his tracks.

“Michael? Are you okay?”

He nodded and his voice was shaky as he spoke, “Yeah, it’s just a hoodie.”

Jeremy grabbed his arm and dragged him to the bathroom. He took paper towels from under the sink and wet them under the faucet and started dabbing at the black paint.

“Why aren’t you guys helping?” Chloe asked, poking her head in the bathroom, “Oh yeah, can you call your Brother to chaperone?”

Jeremy glared at her and continued cleaning Michael’s hoodie.

Chloe waited for an answer and Michael spoke up, “We should go help…”

With that she closed the door and left. If you asked her later she would probably deny it, but the look on her face as Michael spoke with a quivering voice gave Jeremy enough to know why she didn’t question further.

“Look at that! Good as new!” Jeremy smiled and then pondered, “Or as old?”

Michael laughed, “Thank you.”

“No problem. You would do the same for me.” Jeremy smiled and started to lean forward with intent to kiss him.

Michael blushed as their lips met.

Jeremy pulled back, “Oh my God, I’m so sorry.”

“No, no. It’s fine.” Michael smiled.

Jeremy nodded and smiled back, “So… boyfs?”

“As long as I get to be Riends.” Michael laughed.

They walked out and everyone congratulated them on getting together finally.

“How did you know?”

“I was maybe eavesdropping at the door.” Jenna admitted.

They laughed and everyone went back to what they were doing.

Jeremy’s Captain America pumpkin got black paint on it.

“Reminds me of Venom.” Michael said to cheer him up, “Think of it as Venom meets Captain America.”

Rich grabbed the new bat templates and proclaimed, “I’m going to make a bisexual bat! A batsexual if you will!”

Evan, who was now here to make sure they don’t do anything else stupid, furrowed his brows, “We will not.”

Connor, who had tagged along, chuckled at his boyfriend’s confusion.

The rest of the night went as you would expect.

(9:36 PM)
Rich: Turn off my elevator music and I’ll kill you

October 19th (12:28 AM)
Private Chat between Michael and Jeremy
Michael: I’m gay

Jeremy: GAP
GASP

Michael: First text as 18 to you at least
Also do NOT look at your tumblr

Jeremy: Noooooooo pleaseeeeeeeee
Did you fall in?

Michael: Can you bring me my tisdues
Also no

Jeremy: Why?

Michael: Also need meds
I’m hot

Jeremy: Ur hot
Give me a second

Michael: Fever bro
Fuck off
I have anxiety

Jeremy: Where r your tissues

Michael: By Brooke’s purse
They are blue and inspirational

Jeremy: Okay
I can’t find them
Ur on ur own

Michael: Y’all mind if I introvert for a bit?
Not to cry, but to chill out alone.

Jeremy: Yes we do mind
Get out here
Birthday bb

Michael: Bitch
Let me sim dance to Plastic Flowers (A/N random song from my playlist as I referenced mitb. It’s by The Front Bottoms if you want to search it up!) in the bathroom by myself
Ok I’m ready gay fanfiction not dnacing but still

Jeremy: GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM MY LITTLE FUCK SO I CAN CUDDLE YOU

Michael: Ha
Gay
Lol

Jeremy: I’m lonely

Michael: I’m chilling

Jeremy: COME OUT

Michael: The toilet is fucking angry whoops
Nvm it’s chill

Jeremy: Come out
Please

Michael: I’m gay

Jeremy: I’m bi

Michael: No

Jeremy: I’m bi
Love me

*Michael sent a picture of the goose from untitled goose game with the caption: peace was never an option*

Michael: I’m chillinh

Jeremy: :(

Michael: Let me dieeeereer

Jeremy: GET OUT MICHAEL
CHRISTINE NEEDS TO PEE

Michael: Fuck fine
Let me wash my hands
I’ve been on the floor after all

Jeremy: HEY the is a no cursing zone ok fucker

Michael: Fuck you

Jeremy: No

(1:48 AM)
Michael: Be the big spoon to my little spoon

Jeremy: Gay

Michael: I’m gay

(7:17 AM)
Jeremy: If there’s only one Morgan, why is it Morgan&Morgan?
Question from my brother

(7:48 AM)
Michael: I’ve been awake for like 15 hours

Chloe: Jeez

Michael: I woke up at 12:00 yesterday morning
So like 19 hours
Almost 20
Goodnight everyone

(12:15 PM)
Michael: I have been up for 24 hours

(7:08 PM)
Michael: I took a two hour nap

Christine: Aw I’m sorry to hear

Michael: Actually maybe not
Idk what time I slept
6 hours nvm
Or so

October 20th (10:39 PM)
*Brooke sent a picture of round calico plush cat*

Rich: Bro where did you get it??? I need it!

Brooke: My mom bought it at Walgreens I think
It’s so soft, like a little cloud

*Rich sent a picture of a gray round plush cat*

Rich: BROTHERS!

October 21st (12:29 AM)
Evan: Connor just told me about a conversation he had with his mom
His mom: Have you seen the post?
Him: On Facebook?
His mom: Yes
Him: No. I don’t get notifications for Facebook
His mom: Because you turned them off. That was your choice
Him: *shrugging* Nah. They’re for sure on. Just don’t get them

Chloe: Same

(12:57 AM)
Christine: Pretty sure I ruined someone’s date.This dude in my class came and said hi and the girl was giving me weird looks. The dude was surprisingly happy to see me, even though we hardly talk to eachother

Brooke: Is he cute?

Christine: Not really and the girl he was wish was out of his league (Not that Im judging them or anything, just wouldn’t expect her to go out with him)

Brooke: Oh well sucks to be them but kinda good for him?

(9:07 AM)
Rich: I am so cold and idk if it’s the weather of my sickness

Jake: Probably both

Michael: People really be out here existing

Jenna: I’m not I’m dead inside

Evan: My mom: What?
Me: *absolutely not sorry* Oh sorry was I mumbling?

Jeremy: Do you have school?

Evan: I said fuck that
Sorry that was Connor

(9:34 AM)
Michael: When I’m tired (worse when sick as well) I interchange between: Logic is a puzzle no one can understand/God is blasphemous/Where did I get these tissues? I don’t remember putting them there
It’s astonishing how bad things go fast
I, while speaking, registered that yes, something was off, but couldn’t place it until I was done speaking.

(12:21 PM)
*Jake sent a picture of a yellow little kitten*

Jake: So we have a kitten

Michael: I’m stealing it

(4:14 PM)
*Rich sent two pictures of the kitten*

(6:28 PM)
Jenna: Thought I had math homework but I already did it. Best feeling in the world

(7:01 PM)
Christine: KITTEN

(8:40 PM)
Michael: I actually burned my mouth yesterday
And I hate toast for breakfast
I had*
Let me tell you
Toast hurts
I’m over her trying to enjoy my muffin and my intrusive thoughts are over here being like: Crush the Muffin. Do it. Crush it.

Rich: CRUSH IT
Does anyone wanna go to a rage room with me?

Michael: I bottled my rage pretty well

Rich: I am proud, the muffin lives another day. Or at least another second before u eat it

Michael: Literally on the last bite
My impulsive thoughts: Crush the Muffin
Me: Nah
Impulsive Thoughts: Down your Dr. Pepper
Me: Hell to the Yeah

(9:16 PM)
Chloe: Bada bing bada boom he dead, don’t worry about it

(9:25 PM)
Rich: Cool guys don’t look at explosions

(9:44 PM)
Michael: Y’all want some skulls?

Chloe: Human?

Michael: Who knows?
I sure don’t

Chloe: Yes, I want
Real?

Michael: Probably!
I don’t know!

Chloe: Yes!

(10:02 PM)
Rich: It’s my new life goal to go to The Bell (Taco Bell’s hotel)

Michael: You can get married there.

Chloe: What happened to the skulls we were talking about? Did I lie to me
U

Rich: I’m getting married there

Michael: No. Sorry. Got distracted by Hungarian Folk Tales

*Michael sent a picture that is a screenshot of a YouTube video called Pocket Full of Posies by Chillachins*

Michael: Here are the skulls

Chloe: I’m disappointed but somehow not at the same time

(10:53 PM)
Chloe: I just misspelled Chloe as Chile and idk how to feel

(11:58 PM)
Jake: Taco bell has a hotel?

Christine: Jake you know this

Jake: Christine I forgot this

Chapter Text

October 22th (12:01 AM)
Rich: Cool guys don’t look at explosions
And I don’t look cuz I’m a cool guy

*Jake sent a picture of small orange kitten*

Jake: Meet Simba! Its a boy!
Simmbaaa

(1:04 AM)
*Brooke sent a screenshot of that says Michael You are fat*

Brooke: I meant gay
But just ended up ragging without words
I’m tirsd

(6:53 AM)
Michael: I just downed some stomach medicine so you know somethings serious

(7:12 AM)
Michael: Am I in pain? Absolutely
I’m staying home again :(

(7:53 AM)
Rich: Bros I’m scared
I think yogurt is like doing some summoning in my closet
I hear like a strange vibrating noise

Michael: It happens

Rich: Nooooo
It’s scary

(10:54 AM)
Michael: My mom let me sleep. Bless her heart

(4:08 PM)
Michael: My immune system is weak

(4:52 PM)
Rich: I just felt something scratch my arm and looked down to see a red mark and my first though was: Huh that’s odd

Chloe: Ghost

Rich: Probably

(8:33 PM)
Jake: Apparently cats don’t have appendix’s

Michael: I’m about to punch something

Evan: Punch me
I like the pain
Sorry that was Jared :(

Michael: I’ve been in pain all day

Jeremy: Pain pain or like PAIN pain

Michael: What is the difference?

Jeremy: Well pain pain is pain
But PAIN pain is THAT pain
Y’know what I’m talkin about?

(9:32 PM)
Jake: Chuck E Cheese recycles their pizza

Chloe: Where the fuck did that come from?

Jake: I watched a video

(10:48 PM)
Michael: There’s a good chance I’m dehydrated

Jake: U need to drink at least to stay hydrated

Michael: Meant to grab water
But got distracted
Tony Hawk is sharing his phone number?

(11:04 PM)
Michael: I’m either going to school or the doctor’s tomorrow
I will see in the morning

Rich: Go the fucking doctor mate

Michael: Probably just one of those 24 hour virus bugs
I probably got it while out yesterday
Now I should sleep

Jeremy: Yes sleep

(1:07 AM)
Private chat between Jake and Rich

Rich: You left your shirt

Jake: Yeah. I know

Rich: I just saw its familiar but not familiar color ib my dirty laundry hamper
Should I bring it to school or

Jake: Let’s talk in the mkrning

Rich: WAIT TELL ME MY HIR

Jake: Purple

Rich: YEAH
GOODNIGHT

October 23rd (5:02 AM)
Michael: When should stomach pain be alarming?

(6:47 AM)
Michael: I am so much pain that I want to scream

Christine: Go to the doctor please

Michael: I am

(7:39 AM)
Brooke: Did you dye your hair?

Jake: He did, he dyed it purple. At least a part of it. It looks good, came out nice. But why at 1 in the morning

(12:38 PM)
*Michael sent a photo of himself in a hospital bed with an IV in his arm*

Michael: Sup guys

Jeremy: Just a flu?

Rich: How’d you do with that IV

Michael: I deal with SHOTS by squeezing my mom’s hand and digging my claws in as I feel pain
So bad
The guy messed up the first time
So I had to get it done twice
Almost cried

Rich: Yeah I hate IVs and shit

October 24th (7:25 AM)
*Jenna sent 2 picture of a facebook link to a news article titled: Steve Irwin's Daughter Bindi Says She's Walking 'Down the Aisle With a Koala' and the other showing a comment reading: Will she throw it over her shoulder to the single women at the ceremony?*

Brooke: Um

(8:44 AM)
Brooke: BRO I FROG ALMOST JUST FELL ON ME
A

Jenna: Lol

Chloe: No haha

(10:57 AM)
*Michael sent a picture of a Pine Marten from Google with caption: The Pine Marten is Nature's Most Adorable Assassin!*

Michael: My patronus

(11:54 AM)
*Chloe sent a picture of an email from a college that reads: How to Become a Meteorologist*

Chloe: Why

Brooke: Lol

(12:56 PM)
Private chat between Chloe and Brooke
Brooke: Can i borrow yoir bathing suit top?

Chloe: Ye

Brooke: Thanks you!

Later at (3:20 PM)
Brooke: Thabk you for letting me use your top.

Chloe: Are you ok?

Brooke: Why?

Chloe: Look back at all your texts

Brooke: New phone

Chloe: Ah

(3:29 PM)
The Insanely Cool... Jared Kleinman Group Chat of Evan, Connor, and Jared

*Evan sent two pictures of Twitter threads: TwitterAccount1: Never - Mr. Owl: k - TwitterAccount2: i choked: and: TwitterAccount3: There are two types of people - TwitterAccount4: But it's the same person - TwitterAccount5: schizophrenia - TwitterAccount6: the duality of man*

Jared: Wat

Evan: Found these in the wild

Jared: The Great Plains of Africa?

Evan: No
Twitter

Jared: The Great Plains of Twitter o

Evan: No
Just Twitter

Jared: THE GREAT PLAINS OF TWITTER YOU FUCJ
Fuck
You fuck

Evan: No
It's just Twitter

Connor: *middle finger emoji*

Evan: Yeah. I get that a lot

Connor: BY WHO

Evan: You

Connor: Okay I was about to say
I'll kill a bitch

Evan: Don't

Connor: I have ways

Jared: Yes

Connor: I want
I carve
Crave
And carve

Chapter Text

October 25th (1:06 AM)
Rich: Oh fuck forgot 1 AM comes after 12 AM

(7:27 AM)
Michael: I’m in my corner chilling, waiting for the bell to ring and teacher walked by and gave me a dirty look

Chloe: Trip them

(10:53 AM)
Jeremy: I can’t tell if Cocoa Puffs suck or if my milks gone bad

(11:57 AM)
Brooke: Cocoa Puffs are good

(2:10 PM)
Michael: My hands are covered in marker.
I used gray and black. Idk where the purple on my left thumb came from

(3:30 PM)
Jake: Should I take a nap and then play some GTA?

Rich: No, write my essay then take a nap.

Jake: Fuck that
Takin a nap
Then playing gta
I need to get live

Rich: No write my essay

Jake: Buy me live

Brooke: Life????

Rich: Okay I but you Sims
Buy

Jake: No live
Xbox live
So I can play online in GTA

Brooke: Ah, right

Rich: Write my essay

Jake: No

Rich: Yes

Michael: Wait until last minute
The pressure will help u

Rich: It’s easy, just describe something that has little to no description

Michael: What

Chloe: I’m going to eat out

Jake: What is the essay about??

Rich: I have to describe a character but I only have like 3 facts about hom

Jake: Who??

Rich: Grendel from Beowulf
Then my friends spoiled the ending…
The poem only tells us that he had claws and is able to eat 30 men as a snack, so we have to imagine what he looks like then describe him

Michael: He’s a big boy for sure

Jake: For sure

(5:39 PM)
Chloe: Can’t stop watching true crime videos
This old man who got 1 million stolen sounds like me… Kinda scared

Jake: Probably his care-taker or he married a 20 year old who inherited his money
You’ll be fine

Chloe: It was a psychic who he got really close with because he was lonely and had millions of dollars

Jake: Ohhh
That sucks
Don’t trust psychics

Jenna: I met a nice psychic, but I don’t think he a real psychic. He just knows how to read tarot cars

Rich: Isn’t that like a form of psychicism
I made up that word and I’m proud

Jenna: When I think of psychics I think of someone who knows how to read the cars but intuition or something tells them more about the person or why they got that card

Rich: Ohh okay

(8:19 PM)
Jeremy: I need to change my gamer tag for Xbox to something not stupid
Any suggestions
??

Michael: Hot Single Horses in Your Area

Jeremy: Alright
That might be too long

Brooke: Choose something that you lile or a name you wisb you had

(10:37 PM)
Evan: Do you guys mind if I add Connor?

Christine: Not at all! He seems very nice!

*Evan added Connor Murphy to the group*

Connor: What the fuck is this

Evan: A group chat :)

Connor: Aight

October 26th (12:51 PM)
Rich: Why does Gary meow?

Brooke: He is a pet cat trapped in a snail’s body

Rich: O.o

(3:52 PM)
*Michael sent a picture of two halloween costumes: Bob Ross Painting and Bob Ross*

Michael: Perfect Couple Costume

Christine: Honestly

(4:33 PM)
*Michael sent a picture of himself in a sorceress dress*

Chloe: No

Jeremy: Why dress, Michael

Brooke: Why not, Jeremy

Michael: Why screenshot, Jeremy

*Michael sent a picture of an animatronic of Cerberus with a caption of: Baby!

Jeremy: Buy
Buy it for me

(4:55 PM)
Jeremy: Drake and Josh theme song

Connor: I had nails for breakfast….. without any milk
Ah shit. Wrong chat

Brooke: Wait wait
Nails?
Did it acrqxh tlyour throat

Rich: Nails?

Evan: OH CONNOR GOT HER
DON’T QUESTION CONNOR

Jake: Okay…?

Connor: No it did not
Evan do u get me?

Evan: I do not
But to be fair, I don’t usually get anything

Connor: Then what was the dont question me thing about??

Evan: Common sense

Connor: Ah yes
Don’t question me
Good, good
Does anyone here like scary stuff?

Jenna: Everything but Nightmare on Elm Street and body horror is fine

Rich: No

Michael: I like creepy and haunted things more

Connor: :(

(5:38 PM)
Brooke: U know when u sleep with ur mouth open and then ur throat hurts all day, that’s my throat right now

Chloe: Did you catch any flies?

Michael: Spiders most likely

(6:22 PM)
Jeremy: My song just ended so I caught my dad saying: Cat so fat they call him cinderblock

Michael: Meeeee!

Evan: My cat doesn’t gain weight

Christine: My cats fat

(8:26 PM)
Brooke: When ur legs don’t work like they used to before

*Rich sent a gif of a cat sliding down from a stair step to another stair step*

(8:40 PM)
Jenna: I went indoor skydiving today

Chloe: Well how was that? Was it fun?

Jenna: Yeah, I was fearless while my sister was a nervous wreck

Chloe: Hahah good job! I’m proud

(9:03 PM)
Michael: Adderall

(9:07 PM)
Michael: Used to help ADHD btw
Not just saying it randomly, although that’s not uncommon

Jeremy: Lol

Michael: I asked my mom if I’ve ever been tested for having ADHD or ADD and she’s like “no. Why, what can’t you focus on?”

(9:44 PM)
Jeremy: In a past life I was probably murdered

Michael: I wonder how I died in a past life

Evan: You were probably a serial killer

Michael: Probably
Just letting you guys know, I wasn’t always this fucked up in the head

Evan: Serial killer vibes right there

Jeremy: WHAT IF IN YOUR PAST LIFE TOU MURDERED ME??
You*

Michael: I mean it’s true tho. I used to be a sweet person and then I turned into this monster
And as much as I wish we knew each other in a past life, I highly doubt that happened

Jeremy: It could of

Michael: Maybe

(10:40 PM)
*Brooke sent a picture of unicorn sparkle ice cream*

Jenna: Please tell me that tastes good

Brooke: Why XD

Rich: DOES IT TQSTE GOOD

Brooke: Yes its yummy :)

Jenna: I’m coming to steal it

Rich: Give me some

Brooke: Nuuu
Miiiine

Rich: Give meeee

Brooke: Ill try not to eat it all and when yall come over you can hace a bowl

Jenna: I’m coming now to eat it
Actually no
U come to me
I’m too lazy

Michael: Earlier I watched a video where this dude broke into people’s houses so now I’m paranoid

Brooke: I can’t drive

Evan: I wanna dye my hairrrrrrrrr but my parents won’t let me

Jenna: Walk

Jeremy: Michael I will protect you

Michael: Jeremy let’s have a sleepover

Jeremy: Okay come over

Rich: Ew I have work tomorrow

Michael: I’m too lazy to go anywhere

Brooke: Skip

Rich: I wish

Jake: Do it
You won’t

Rich: I can’t

Evan: Yes u can
Sorry that was Jared

Rich: If I wanna keep my job I can’t

Jake: Yeah I guess that’s true

Rich: Technically I can but they’ll get pissed. Or not even notice

Jeremy: Hahah
Also why don’t you add Jared, Evan?

Brooke: Why wont they lwt you

Evan: He’ll lose his job

Brooke: No uou
Hair
You

Evan: Oh dye my hair? Idk

Jeremy: Add Jared, please
He won’t shut the fuck up

Evan: Okay

*Evan added Jared Kleinman to the group*

Jared: I did not expect that to work

October 27th (1:18 AM)
Michael: “Let’s not dwell on our corpse strewn past, let’s celebrate our corpse strewn future!”
What a time to very aware of Cecil speaking. Lol

(11:42 AM)
Michael: I decided to look on a controversial tweet to see if I can find any low rise jean people (the ones wear below your fucking stomach)

*Michael sent a screenshot of twitter*

Michael: Instead I found a fucking idiot
IT’S OBVIOUS SHE TRIED TO WEAR THERE AS HIGH RISE
A lot of people dissing low rise
Dude if you cant bend down without them almost falling off, you got the wrong size
If it makes you feel like it’s strangling any part of your body, it’s the wrong size
Today is the today I got confirmation that we live in a world of idiots

Chloe: U just realized that?

Michael: Got confirmation not realized

Chloe: Hahah

(1:14 PM)
Rich: So I'm allowed, and encouraged, to wear costumes at work so I did... I'm one of 3 who actually participated…
Everyone else is wearing their uniform

Jake: What’s ur costume

*Rich sent a picture of himself in a giraffe onesie*

Connor: Naw man everyone else is dressed up as a movie theater worker

Jake: Hahahah nice
And idk… a giraffe??

Rich: Yes

Jake: Oh! Nice

(4:27 PM)
Michael: Say a really close friend was from another country and the visa they had to stay in America was like going to be terminated or something and they were going to be deported. Would you marry them just so they would stay in the country?

Jeremy: I mean you could

Michael: But would you?
I know you can, I’m asking if you would

Jeremy: Idk
Probably
Why?

Michael: I’m getting deported

Jeremy: What

Michael: Nah I’m just fucking with you
I was just curious

Jeremy: I was about to say. Liar. You were born on American Soil

Michael: How would you know?
You’ve never seen my birth certificate

Jeremy: Fair
But your moms are both American

Michael: Nah sadly but not sadly I was born here

Jeremy: Neutrally, I was born here

Michael: Yes

(5:23 PM)
Rich: Fuckkmh love that joke of people seeing the word Boo! And pretending to be spooked

Brooke: AHH!

Rich: Yea. That’s it

Brooke: Ur welcome

(5:50 PM)
Jared: A
D
D
E
R
A
L
L

Evan: Did you finish your paper?

Jared: No
But adderall
I need it
Drugs

(6:40 PM)
Jared: Fvunuuutjj czar.
My cat typed that.

Michael: 6rg75 yr u fax u
My dog typed that
6hurdf3rfh6ru 9l8l8llyohh7itil8 ttdeh
My other dog typed that

Rich: What the fuck
Why

Michael: For fun

Jake: NOO
MY GTA

Brooke: I have it on Xbox

Jake: But can we play on Xbox and pc

Brooke: I have left for dead 2 on Xbox

(10:22 PM)
Christine: I need a new game to download on my phone. Any suggestions

Jared: Flappy Bird

Christine: Oh no haha

Michael: Dude idk if you can but A hero and a garden is great

Christine: I cannot

Brooke: Sims

Michael: Mobile sims sucks honestly

Brooke: Kinds of XD

October 28th (9:00 AM)
Jake: Bro I drifted my fuckin car it was amazing and scary

Christine: No

(10:49 AM)
*Michael sent a screenshot of their twitter followers the top showing an account named: Headless horse, man, @HlessHman (Shout out to the person also shown who I know for sure found me on one of these fanfictions: Tyler @thatthingyoukno)*

Michael: I have… many questions

Jared: No u don’t

(11:27 AM)
Jared: The duke boys are at it again!

Michael: Duke boys?

Jared: I don’t know why I thought if it but I did

Michael: Ah. I too have random thoughts
Such as: Mr. Time why couldn’t you let me sleep?

Jared: I thought that said Mr. Timmy

Michael: Followed by me forgetting how to put on a jacket
Nah. Time
He’s a bastard

(12:23 PM)
Jared: Tempting to do the short story thing I have to do on my own stories
What’s the motive? why’d they write it like this?
And I would already know (somewhat)

Connor: That would be funny as hell haha

Jared: I was thinking which one? And oh boy.
There’s a lot

(5:42 PM)
Michael: I just fell off of the couch

(6:15 PM)
Jake: Rich come to my house so we can watch murder mystery videos

Rich: U come to my house
I’m sick

Jake: No come to mine

Rich: Buy
Nuuuu

Jake: Yes

(7:26 PM)
Rich: No

Jake: Yes

Rich: No

Jake: Yes

(7:32 PM)
Rich: No

Jake: Yes

Rich: Nooooo

(8:03 PM)
Jake: Yesssss

Rich: No

(8:18 PM)
Jake: Yes

(8:25 PM)
Rich: Nu nu

Jake: Yes

(8:33 PM)
Rich: No

Jake: Yes

Rich: Oh hell naw

Jake: Yes

(8:45 PM)
Rich: No no

(8:58 PM)
Jake: Yes y e s

(9:00 PM)
Rich: N o
When ur sick, do u ever get a sudden burst of energy after feeling like shit for a long time

(9:30 PM)
Jake: Y e s
I haven’t been sick sick in a while so I don’t know

Rich: Ur lucky

October 29th (8:42 AM)
Jared: The best part of waking up.. Is falling back asleep~

(12:15 PM)
Michael: I am not going to cry over Cecil and Carlos
Their relationship is just too pure!
(Meaning sweet and nice. They are not pure.)

(1:38 PM)
*Christine sent a wholesome friend appreciation meme*

(3:13 PM)
Michael: Y’all ever start fires cuz you’re gay?

Jared: Yes

Rich: You fool
Arsonists are bi

Michael: I’m bi?

Rich: I’m bi

Michael: Ur bi

Rich: What about my bi?

Michael: It’s gay

Jared: I agree

(9:13 PM)
Michael: What is the color of a rainbow at night

Chloe: They don’t happen

Michael: Why

Chloe: They need sunlight
Sunlight reflects off of the water droplets

Michael: Ooooohhhhhhh

October 30th (11:10 AM)
Christine: Yesterday was Bob Ross’s birthday according to the Wholesome Meme page I follow on Twitter

Jared: Oh happy birthday rob boss

(3:54 PM)
*Jenna sent a picture of an anime guy*

Jenna: This scares me

Connor: His eyes scare me

Jenna: That’s what I’m saying

October 31st (12:20 AM)
Jeremy: Me: What is this? *gesturing with a spoon*
My brother: A spoon?
Me: No. It is round. Not oval. It’s not spoon it’s oon
I may be high

(2:12 AM)
Jared: I’m fucking dying
I’m wondering if I need to go to the ER or if I just suffer

(7:22 AM)
Evan: What’s wrong?

(7:44 AM)
Jared: I can’t breathe
Properly at least
It’s like trying to breathe with 50 pound weights on your chest

Evan: ER

Jared: Oh well
I got stuff to do

Connor: Did you both get to sleep at a reasonable time?

Evan: Yeah

Jared: Obviously not

(9:33 AM)
*Jenna sent a picture of a scandalously clad lady*

Michael: Dude delete it
Or else I can’t open this chat for the rest of the day

Jenna: What

Michael: You know fucking what you lesbian

Jenna: Fuck you
It stays now

Jenna: Yep
U have to scroll to see it so it’s fine

*Jenna sent another picture of the lady*

Michael: No!
Bad

*Michael sent a gif of SHAME CUBE*

Michael: You

Jenna: Good me

*Michael sent one of those bird memes with the caption: God can’t help you now.*

Connor: No
No he cannot

*Jenna deleted two photos*

Michael: Thank you

(1:25 PM)
Jared: ‘And the life of the ebony clock went out with that of the last of the gay.’ - Edgar Allen Poe
Unfortunate wording in today’s world

(2:52 PM)
Jeremy: Pandora was trying to give me Halloween songs earlier today on my Thomas Sanders Radio (aka my Musical Radio) and they just said, fuck it, crab rave

Connor: Why

(3:47 PM)
Jared: Why not

Evan: Jeremy got me a boo basket thingy bit usually I don’t get them so I said it wasn’t for me. Then I got to my next class and remembered him asking for my 5th period

(7:31 PM)
Evan: Give me the cheesy love quote

Christine: To love is to have loved

Jeremy: Already done dad said?

Michael: Now what should I doodle? My moms bought me these cute little pens and I’m procrastinating

*Evan sent a photo of bag filled with candy*

*Evan sent a photo of three people dressed up as: 80s rocker (Evan), the grim reaper (Jared), and plague doctor (Connor)*

Christine: I love it
But aren’t you guys seniors?

Evan: Jared’s a junior. He’s younger than me.

Jared: I sure am! I demanded they take me trick or treating.

Evan: Yeah, I stole things from Connor’s closet because it was last minute

Chloe: Then why did Connor have a costume already?

Connor: My original plan was terrorizing kids

Evan: He was going to be the one answering the door and handing out candy

(10:47 PM)
*Rich sent a picture of Michael covered in paint*

Rich: Honestly Michael should have gone as that for halloween I.ao

Jeremy: My parents say hello and happy Halloween!

Michael: A fuckin mess? I’m already that every day of my life

Brooke: Omggg XD

Jared: Tell them I said hello and happy New year

Brooke: XD

Rich: SECRET SANTA

Jeremy: Oh no..
What have you done

Chloe: Lmao what

Michael: Are we doing secret Santa now

Jake: Yes

Evan: Oh gosh

Jared: I need to sleep so seeya later alligator
Speaking of which
This dude wrote a poem that went “alligator alligator…..(other words) crocodile crocodile….(words)

Connor: I actually kinda like the secret Santa idea even tho I’m shit at getting gifts for people…

Chapter Text

November 1st (5:18 AM)
Brooke: Next time you all come over we will draw names out of a gay
Hat*

(6:36 AM)
Michael: How

(7:22 AM)
Connor: Did you guys here about the MCR reunion?
Hear*

(9:34 AM)
Jake: I didn’t know they were disbanded. Then again I don’t listen to them

(10:03 AM)
Chloe: I didn’t know they exist

Connor: Oh fuck does this disappoint me

Michael: My Chemical Romance
That’s the band name
I’m sure you’ve heard of them before tho

Chloe: Oh I’ve heard of them but I don’t know the acronym

Michael: Yeah I thought so haha

(11:37 AM)
Rich: I just reached into my bag for my laptop and instantly forgot what I wanted

(12:23 PM)
*Connor sent a screenshot from a halloween facebook post*

Connor: Why the fuck does the word TEXT look photoshopped in?

(12:41 PM)
Jenna: Because it’s bold

(2:36 PM)
Evan: I think it is photoshopped in

*Jared sent a screenshot of google photos of the previous photo but unphotoshopped*

Connor: Fuckin knew it
Tho. All of it is
The TEXT wasn’t blurred.

(6:42 PM)
Michael: Pizza tastes so good

Jeremy: I want pizza

Michael: Come to my house
U know where it is
Jeremy I’m playing a scary game, hold me

Jeremy: No

Michael: Please
I’m not scared when I watch other people play this so why am I scared now
I know what happens too

Jeremy: You wouldn’t watch the new show with me

Michael: I’m sick tho
We can play scary games and watch netflix

Jeremy: Okay

Michael: Ok come over

Jeremy: Okay on my way

(10:20 PM)
Brooke: I want ice cream

(11:29 PM)
*Michael sent a picture of a line from a book: ‘My name is Percy Jackson. I’m Twelve years old.’ with the caption: Never did I think reading something as simple as these words could hurt*

Jeremy: It’s like a blast from the past
I’ve been there before
Like when ur walking somewhere and u suddenly get a waft of air that smells like the elementary cafeteria

Michael: I’m going to have a buy a new book

Christine: Hahah yeah urs is a bit used

Jeremy: I remember when u were absolutely obsessed with those books. Tbh I think we watched one of the movies before when I was at ur house??

Michael: We do NOT speak of those

Jeremy: But I thought u liked the half human and whatever the fuck it was guy

Michael: Grover?

Jeremy: Yeah that guy

Michael: In what? Movies? They’ve never had movies

Jeremy: Do don’t that shit to me

Michael: They never had movies

Jeremy: I need to go to bed
Yes
THE FUCK
they did
I swear
they did

Michael: What are movies?

Jeremy: I need to to sleep for real bro I’m getting. Words confused
Stop talking to me
Ur gonna give me an aneurysm

Michael: Technically we’re not talking
We’re typing aka texting

Jeremy: Stop texting me

*Michael sent a screenshot of a song on Pandora, that song being Crab Rave*

Jeremy: I’m going to bed
Sleep well ya hooligan

Michael: Sleep well, Joseph Theere
(A joke for if you’ve read the books)

Jermey: I have not
I think you lended me the first one but I never read it
So I do not know
But thanks anyway

November 2nd (8:06 AM)
Jenna: Why
To michael at the words hurtong

(12:30 PM)
Michael: What

Jeremy: About the Percy Jackson book words hurting is what she’s taking about

Michael: Nostalgia bitch

(1:31 PM)
Michael: I’m eating breakfast, right?

Connor: No

Michael: And I have lemonade for breakfast with a muffin
Fuck you. Don’t defy me
I was on a mission for lemonade! I poured it. Set it on the table. Took a drink of it and ate my muffin
Finished my muffin and went to finish it
TURNS OUT I POURED FUCKING MILK AND NOT LEMONADE
I DON’T KNOW HOW I MANAGED THAT BUT I DID

Brooke: Maybe ur like me and get white and yellow confused

Michael: Different containers btw

Connor: Oh
Huh
Maybe ur body wants milk then
Wait
YOU TOOK A SIP OF IT AND DIDNT NOTICE IT WAS MILK???

Michael: YES

Connor: WAS IT SOUR

Michael: No? Tasted like milk

Connor: But you still thought it was lemonade

Michael: Yes

Connor: What the FUCK is wrong with you?

Michael: I mistake milk for lemonade
So that’s one thing!

(5:22 PM)
Chloe: What should I paint

*Jared sent a picture of their cat*

Jared: This model

Chloe: No

Jared: Fuck you

Chloe: Fuck you
I paint abstract art
Cuz I’m shit at anything else

Jared: Paint him abstractly
I want to look at it and be like: hmm

Chloe: You have too much faith in me
I will only disappoint

Jared: I have faith in no one

*Chloe sent a photo of one those birds: I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip.*

Jared: I’d sell my soul for a got damn boyfriend cuz I’m lonely as fuck and it’s tiring
Oof got to real for a minute

Chloe: I’m just tired

Jared: Same

(6:03 PM)
Connor: If Zoe asks about the soda trick: Don’t tell her

Jeremy: What is the soda trick?
The one I do?

Connor: Yes
I showed her and she asked how and I said: A magician never reveals their secret

Jeremy: Ha! Okay I gotcha
I love mind fucking people with that trick but they eventually figure it out
But most of the time, they still can’t do it

Jared: Lol

Jeremy: They seriously can’t. They can’t figure out the balance haha
Thank you Criss Angel for making me seem cool

Evan: WAIT

Connor: What

Evan: I THOUGHT IT WAS CHRIS ANGEL

Jeremy: No
It’s Criss
Like Criss-across applesauce

Jared: It’s Criss-Cross Applesauce

Jeremy: It was auto correct and I was too lazy to fix it

Jared: Be right or die

Jeremy: Then I’m killing myself

Evan: No you’re not

Jeremy: Yes I am
You can’t stop me

Evan: But he can

Jeremy: Who can?

Evan: Him

Jeremy: You?
I meant who
Not you
I can’t spell
Michael?
If he can catch me in time

Evan: The man behind you.

Jeremy: JESUS CHRIST
EVAN WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME MICHAEL WAS HERE

(7:23 PM)
*Jared sent a picture of their zoomed in computer screen: 6 of 66*

(7:26 PM)
Jared: Frozen Reese’s prove there’s a God

Jake: BRI
SO FUCKING IRONIC YOU SAID THAT
CUZ I PUT ONE THE FUCKIN FRIDGE EARLIER AND ATE IT CUZ YOU GUYS ALWAYS TELL ME IT TASTES BETTER THAT WAY AND IT ACTUALLY KINDA DOES
Should I put them in the fridge or freezer? Which is better?

Jared: HECK YEAV BRO
I keep mine in the freezer
Melts in your mouth. Not in your hands

Jake: Okay
I’m putting them in the freezer

(9:42 PM)
*Jared sent a picture of their computer screen with a story on Wattpad pulled up called Sunny D x Reader and they captioned it with: Why did I ever stop using Wattpad?*

Jared: I’m on chapter 3 and what the fuck

Chloe: That’s me
I’m vitamin D deficient
That’s why I need a boyfriend…. If you know what I mean

Jared: I do. And I don’t want to

(10:02 PM)
Jared: Thomas just got stuck on a blanket
He actually asked for help
He usually suffers in silence

(10:23 PM)
*Jared sent a screenshot of facebook comments, the comment saying: What a great thing to do- make your kids mistrust the most important people to them. That should create nice, stale, trusting adults. All for the sake of a laugh! And the reply saying: Ok boomer*

Jared: Wow. Dayna out here preaching truth and Taylor shutting her down for no reason

*Jared sent a screenshot of a facebook post of an article titled: Parents Using Filters to Trick Kids into Thinking Spiders Are on Their Faces. Captioned with: ‘This can literally cause the kid trauma’*

Jared: For context
A lot of people saying that it’s ok are going for the route of “Other Things are Worse”
I was forced to jump off a diving board as a kid and now I’m terrified of drowning
Just because something doesn’t affect you doesn’t mean it won’t affect others

November 3rd (1:04 AM)
Jeremy: If you love someone, wouldn’t you take tour pants OFF for them?
Your

(10:46 AM)
Michael: Just grabbed lemonade from the fridge while glaring at the milk
Then one of my moms poked her head into the kitchen and said: Make sure you get the lemonade this time

(11:04 AM)
Connor: YEAH MAKE SURE YOU GET LEMONADE AND NOT MILK

Michael: I DID

Connor: GOOD

(4:29 PM)
Christine: For my mom’s birthday we are painting a nativity scene

Jeremyy: Why??

Michael: Because God is her God

(7:00 PM)
Brooke: Just watched live action lion king

Jenna: Good, ain’t it?

(7:18 PM)
Private Chat between Michael and Jeremy
Michael: Want a new shirt

Jeremy: Hahaha
So now ur at…. 4??

Michael: THIS ONE IS LIMITED EDITION THO
And yez

Jeremy: If u really want it, then get it
Always get limited edition stuff
Or else you’ll regret it

Michael: I only have 21
I should’ve gotten a discount code but it didn’t send it

Jeremy: Ask your moms to spare a few dollars?

Michael: I want the discount
Less money to my dept
Debt
Can you try to sign up for the discount with your gmail?

*Jeremy sent his email*

Michael: I can’t.
You need to go to the website yourseld

Jeremy: Why?

Michael: Because the popup won’t show again

Jeremy: Ah okay
Give me a minute

Michael: Okay

(8:40 PM)
Jake: What would humanity do without gloves?

Rich: Get frostbite

Jake: True

(8:44 PM)
Evan: Can we talk about seals?

*Evan sent a gif of a seal doing that nose thing*

(8:56 PM)
Connor: I’m listening to fucking kazoos
Excuse me as I contemplate my life choices

(9:01 PM)
Jeremy: My boyfirend is amazing
...fuck
Boyfrined*
Boyfriend*

Michael: Lol Store
Storke
Stroke

(9:08 PM)
Private Chat between Michael and Jeremy
Jeremy: Okay now what am I doing?

Michael: After doing it check your gmail

Jeremy: What am I doing
Where am I going

Michael: You go to the merch site
There’s a popup that asks for name and email
After doing that. Check your email

Jeremy: What is the site called?

Michael: Markiplier.com

Jeremy: U want me to use my first name?

Michael: Anynams honestly

Jeremy: Good thing I don’t use gmail a lot haha
I’m listening to Uno:The Movie as I do this

Michael: I’m listening to: Only God Can Judge Me

(9:13 PM)
Jared: Just you wait guys
I found some weird ass stock images
Just you wait

Chloe: I want to see random stock images

Jared: Stock you say?
Corn stock you mean?
I love corn

*Jared sent a stock photo of a blonde lady with a pale complexion with hair in a bun shown in numerous (3) poses with a cob of corn in shiny, silver spandex and futuristic glasses*

Chloe: I bet they go on cornhub.com
*link to it*
I did not mean for a link to send
Do not link that link
Click
Well
Oh well
Corn hub

(9:17 PM)
Private Chat between Michael and Jeremy
Jeremy: I CANT FIND IT

Michael: IT SHOULD JUST POP UP?

Jeremy: NO THE EMAIL
I CANT FIND IT

Michael: Wait a bit maybe

Jeremy: We’re about to have some problems
I’m getting you this fucking discount
If it’s the last thing I do
Cuz u would do it for me

Michael: Thanks Jer

(9:21 PM)
*Jared sent a picture of their computer screen of youtube sidebar with a video called: 1 hour of Midwest Emo. With a caption of: Cryboys*

(9:24 PM)
Jared: May I ask what the fuck I sent?
Oh wait
Nvm
Midwest Emo
Cryboys

(9:28 PM)
Private Chat between Michael and Jeremy
Jeremy: I am sorry
I have failed you
The email never sent to me and when I tried to do it again, it said I already used the email

Michael: A bitch
How’d you get it a 2nd time?

Jeremy: I went on my phone

Michael: Ah

Jeremy: I’m so disappointed with myself

Michael: Maybe it’ll show tomorrow

Jeremy: It shouldn’t
It should come up as soon as I put my email in

Michael: THATS WHAT I’M SAYING

Jeremy: This is bullshit

(9:39 PM)
Private Chat between Michael and Jeremy
Jeremy: WAIT
WHAT AM I THINKING

Michael: ?
Idk?
It’s your thoughts

Jeremy: This is FUCKING BULLSHIT
IM SO MAD AND ITS NOT EVEN FKR ME
WHAT THE FUCK

Michael: ?

Jeremy: IM PISSED
OFF
UGH

Michael: Is this about the discount?

Jeremy: YES
THIS IS ABOUT THE DISCOUNT

Michael: Because I’m just disappointed, but not surprised

Jeremy: FUCK
THAT
SHIT
ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT
IVE TRIED INTERNET EXPLORER, GOOGLE, MY FUCKING PHKNE AND BOTH EMAIL AND THIS SHIT DOESNT FUCKINF WIRK
GOT DAMNIT

Michael: It’s just weird

Jeremy: I’m fucking pissed off
But I seriously tried everything
Like what the fuck
I better be flooded with damn emails tomorrow if that’s the case

Michael: Hopefully

Jeremy: It better be

(11:04 PM)
Jared: I’m so glad Thomas is chill enough to put up with my bullshit

Chloe: Me

(11:58 PM)
Connor: Me to me: *internally* Death to the Unfaithful
Me to me: *externally* What the FUCK

November 4th (7:30 AM)
Evan: My ankle just tried to quit on me

Christine: Been there before

(9:19 AM)
Connor: It’s not gay if it’s on the moon

Rich: It kind of is
Are there gay Martians?

(10:03 AM)
Michael: I came here to share Poison Pepsi but was greeted with this

(10:20 AM)
Rich: I’m sure there are some aliens that r gay
What if they all are?
What if we’ve the weird ones for not all being gay?

Jenna: They could be non binary
Oh fuck
I might be nonbinary
Do not need to be questing my gender at 10:30 in the morning

Jake: Oh fuck
I might be Pan

(11:55 AM)
*Christine sent a screenshot of a tweet: The last celebrity saved in your camera roll murdered your family and your last saved meme is your reaction*

*Evan sent two pictures one of Ben Platt and another of a stock photo of a blonde lady with a pale complexion with hair in a bun shown in numerous (3) poses with a cob of corn in shiny, silver spandex and futuristic glasses*

Evan: Ben Platt killed my family but it’s okay, I have corn

(12:21 PM)
*Connor sent a picture of himself sitting in a chair (weirdly, like it’s an arm chair and he’s sitting sideways with one leg tugged close to him and the other hanging over the edge) wearing all black, so perfectly match that you can’t tell where his shirt ends and pants begin*

Connor: I’m a fucking void
Delightful

Jenna: Watching bone surgery, eww

Connor: Why the fuck

Jenna: There goes any career I would of wanted in science
Or Doctor stuff

(12:48 PM)
*Michael sent the Origins of Pepsi which may or may be fake, they just found it funny because of the of the corporate philosophy of “all our customers deserve to die” and “laws aren’t real.”*

(2:15 PM)
Jeremy: What the fuck
Michael, ur smart. Help me with my math

Jake: That sounds like someone messed around on Wikipedia

Rich: I’m gonna drink some Pepsi

Brooke: Pep see?

Michael: I just did a fucking math test so no

Jeremy: I hate math. I don’t understand

*Jared sent a screenshot of a tweet from Kids Write Jokes: Wat is a bears throne made of
twigs and death*

Chloe: Y’all need to chill

Jared: NO

Jenna: Dude you make pterodactyl noises so much

Jake: I love bears

Jared: I WILL NOT

Jenna: You cannot be telling us to chill

Jake: I wish I was a bear
It’s my spirit animal

Michael: I know Jake

Jake: Aggressive but cute and cuddly

Rich: Wait
Nope

Jeremy: id rather a wolf or fox

Rich: Fox are best

Jeremy: ye

Jake: Bears

Jeremy: foxes

Jake: Foxi

Rich: Foxy

Michael: Me: Do you ever want to talk about you emotions, Jeremy?
Jeremy: No
Jake: I do
Me: I know Jake
Jake: I like bears
Me: I know Jake

Jeremy: why does this encapsulate me in a nutshell

Brooke: This makes it seems liking bears is an emotion

Jake: It is
I am emotionally attached to bears

Rich: I see

(4:37 PM)
Connor: JARED

Jared: CONNOR

Connor: WE NEED TO GO TO THE BODY FARM

Jared: OKAY PICK ME UP

Connor: ITS IN TENNESSEE

Jared: SO?

Connor: IM JUST SAYING

Jared: LETS GO THIS WEEKEND

Evan: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WALK INTO

Jared: THE BODY FARM!

Evan: what

Connor: The Body Farm
Dead bodies
A farm
About dead bodies
In tennesse
Tennessee

Evan: OH WAIT
I think I’ve heard of it

Connor: There’s the light bulb
Yep
I’m sure you have

Jared: WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TOO?!?

Evan: Abso-fucking-lutely not

Jared: Why not????
It’ll be fun!

Evan: No

Connor: Yes!
Come with us!
Please!
If not I’m going to think you don’t love me!

*Evan sent a photo of one those birds: I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip.*

Connor: My feelings
What little ones I have left
Are gone
For my beloved
Does not love me back

Jared: Story of my life

Evan: I’ll play you the world’s smallest guitar

*Jared sent a stock photo of a man trying to play a Ukelele like a trumpet. It is not working*

Evan: What a sad sad tune it plays

Connor: Thank you

(5:07 PM)
*Chloe sent a photo of one of those name keychains and the name is: Jenna*

Jenna: Oh yeah I have one of those! It’s blue and purple?
I think
?
I know it’s blue but idk if the other color is purple or not

Chloe: I love purple

Jenna: Is purple ur favorite color?

Chloe: Yeah

Jenna: I don’t know why I always thought ur favorite color was green?

Chloe: Ew I hate green!!

Evan: ????!!!

Chloe: Green is nasty

Evan: Certain greens are nasty but other greens are great
My fav color

Chloe: No they’re all nasty

Evan: Forest green is pretty and so is emerald

Jenna: I like Evan’s chat color green
Lighter color green is pretty to me
Or neon

(5:53 AM)
Jeremy: I was trying to look up a song (it’s called Pregnant by Phlake and is funny as fuck) but as I was looking it up I saw “pregnant drunk” as the first suggestion..... please do not drink while you’re pregnant, should you become so...ugh

Evan: Brotherly advice #1

Jeremy: Yep Come to me for all your advice needed… needs

Evan: Jeremy how do I properly get a chance to look at the same time as the other one of the best things in the world differently than the other one is but it’s not good? (I had word suggestion make that sentence)

Jeremy: Uh

*Jeremy sent a coupon for a cuddle that can be used infinitely and never expires*

(6:15 PM)
Rich: I have a strong urge to play Minecraft
So I will watch Minecraft videos

Jake: BRO ME FUCKING TOO!
For the past few days I have!

Rich: BRO ILL BUT THE LIVE
Buy
YOUR HOUSE 3 AM

Jake: WHY 3 AM?!?!
I don’t even have Minecraft sadly haha

Rich: THATS THE BEST TIME!
I have it for Xbox

Jake: Alright, we’ll get together and make Brooke play with us haha
I just need to figure out how to get it for multiplayer

Rich: It has multiplayer on it?

Jake: Yes
Right?

Brooke: Yeah
But you need live to play on different Xboxs

Rich: Huh
I didn’t know u need live for it

Brooke: If you want to play on the se server you do, but not of we play together on your Xbox

Rich: Live is so dumb

Jake: Yeah

Rich: Just let me play games with my friends got damnit

Brooke: My parents got me a year on a few years ago and I didn’t use it very often and I feel sooooo baaaaddddd

Rich: Ugh I know right. I wanna get it to play but like, I don’t wanna get it to not use it
That’s why I always get it in 3 month intervals
Or 6 or 3

(Why does my sister go into it. Is it for me to suffer? She wrote 4 paragraphs. I can simplify it into one. God save the… me)

Brooke: Sometimes you can find deals.
We have live and another thing where we can download a bit of free games.
Both are sperate costs but with the other deal you can find games you like playing without spending a fortune on buying, and that way you play more often.
Yeah I reccommend with live, yall get gamepass. Game pass offen has deals for three months for 1$ if you guys did I have a fee games we can all play togeyher! :|

Rich: I need a new Xbox before I’m going that stuff
BRO I FUCKIN SAW GTA 5 FOR LIKE $10 AT THE STORE THAT IS SOOOO CHEAP ITS RIDICULOUS

Jake: SCAM

Rich: BRO ITS SO CRAZY LIKE EVERY WHERE ELSE I GO ITS LIKE $50

Jake: SCAMMM

(8:04 PM)
Evan: My step-dad gave me one of those squish net balls and it broke :(

Michael: Poor thing haha
I remember those

Evan: I was having fuunnnn

Michael: Hahah u could probably find them at dollar tree or something

Evan: But my step-dad bought it for me!

Michael: And they break like crazy haha
If u squeeze too hard haha

(11:25 PM)
Jenna: I reccommend anime Maid Sama. Has a lil bit of gay and er Transgender? And its humorous. (The gay isnt the main focus its just a few scenes tho)

November 5th (7:05 AM)
Jared: I have desire to willingly watch anime
No desire
I’ve been up for an hour so give me a break

(7:39 AM)
Rich: Being short sucks
Almost got hit with a backpack and an elbow and it’s not even first period yet

(7:49 AM)
Christine: I have a strong urge to eat bread with just peanut butter on it

Rich: I do that when I don’t have jelly

Christine: I have jelly. I just want the peanut butter thin
Tho

(9:32 AM)
Jared: I’m wearing my normal wear, right?
Well this guy almost fucking tripped over someone who stopped suddenly because he was staring at me

Chloe: Maybe he thinks ur pretty

Jared: Doubt

Jake: Don’t fucking doubt it
You’re beautiful
All of you are
And I’ll cut a motherfuckker who tries to tell you otherwise

*Jared sent a stock photo of a man in a black shirt and horse mask, laying on wood flooring with boring white walls behind him with a beer bottle next to him (It’s just a brown glass bottle, who am I to judge, he could just have fainted(if he is sleeping) or having an emotional crisis)*

Jared: Why do you lie?

Jake: I don’t lie about things like that
I also feel that picture
That was me yesterday

(11:37 AM)
Evan: Fuck. I’ve done this before
I’ll do it later

Jeremy: What

*Michael sent a screenshot of Pandora with their main explaining going towards the album cover which says: Harley Poe: Satan, Sex, and No Regrets*

Michael: Connor’s mind

Connor: Yeah

Evan: I’ve literally done this before :(
Fucking 9th grade me did the shuff why does 12th grade me have to suffer too

Jeremy: Doing what?????????

*Evan sent an honest to god blurry as hell photo where you can only make out a sentence about having kids*

Connor: What
Is that

Evan: Good question

(11:53 AM)
Evan: It take 25 minutes
Not with me it doesn’t

Jeremy: I still have no idea what it is

Evan: Finance and taxes
Hang on let me find my tax fraud meme

(12:10 PM)
*Evan sent a photo of a police man putting a small white dog in the police car with the caption on top and bottom reading: i will not pay my fucking Taxes i will continuously commit tax fraud*

(7:39 PM)
Jared: I need to work but Gordon Ramsay

Jake: Gordon Ramsey is great

Jared: Ramsay*
I fact checked

Jake: Well thank you
I don’t know how to spell

(7:46 PM)
*Jenna sent a picture of a statue of priest(?) with gold in some places and face already painted and the rest white*

Jenna: What color should I use?

Michael: Turquoise

Christine: I was thinking purple

Michael: Add one (1) turquoise thing and the gods will be pleased

Jenna: Where?

Michael: Can you choose?

Jenna: Yes
A tiny dot on the back of his robe

Christine: Beautiful

Michael: Fantastic
I am pleased

(8:52 PM)
Jared: I just greeted my cat with: Baby!
Like I was so excited to see him
Then he jumped into my chair
With plans of world domination
The world being my chair

(9:19 PM)
Jared: Fuck did it again

Brooke: Oops I did it again
I played with you heart
Got lost in the game
Ooo baby baby

Jared: If the game is mixing 6s and 9s then yeah, I got lose
Lost*

Brooke: Hahah

(9:36 PM)
*Jake sent a video of a bag of Doritos captioned: There’s only air in this*

Rich: Riot

(10:09 PM)
Jake: I only want Just Dance 2020 for Billie Eilish
They’ve gone to shit since I was a kid but Billie bro

Rich: Let’s Just Dance 2020 together bro

Connor: YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST FUCKIN THOUGHT OF?
I THOUGHT OF A DDR MACHINE
That’s the expensive, big one but I’m poor and have only played the one with the mat
But it’s still fun as hell and I want

Evan: I do too

Connor: Like I don’t even care if it’s a fun blown DDR machine, I’ll fuckin take that mat thing in a heart beat cuz its soooo much fun
Imma have a fuckin gaming room when I grow up and y’all can’t fuckin stop me

Evan: Neat
I won’t stop you

Connor: Good cuz I won’t let you
I’m also going to have weaponry on the walls of it

Evan: Now that…
Idk

Connor: Fuck you
It’s happening
All my blades
My beautiful, beautiful blades
I’m going to start a collection
New edition coming tomorrow
I started this conversation in a good route then took it dark
Oh well

*Jared sent a photo of man in a shirt and the grayish blue shirt reads: okay but why*

Jared: FOUND A REACTION IMAGE

Connor: Don’t fucking question me

Jared: What the fuck is math rock

Evan: I don’t now
Know

*Evan sent a screenshot of pandora of a specific song: We Are the Ground by Mischief Brew

Connor: What the fuck

Jared: Why
Is that in a Thomas Sanders radio?

*Evan sent a screenshot of pandora of two specific songs: All the Way a Jacksepticeye Remix and Crab Rave by Noisestorm*

Evan: Why are these?

Jared: Jack I get
The others I have no idea

(10:24 PM)
Evan: I was going to listen to Ben Platt
My caps lock is on, which is fine
But
I only searched pen

Michael: Pen
Pen Blatt

Evan: I mean I typed PEN

Jeremy: Pen

*Evan sent a fucking blurry ass excuse of a photo, which is because my hands constantly shake with a caption of: I got there eventually*

Michael: Noice

(10:40 PM)
Private Chat between Jeremy and Michael
Jeremy: Sending something for possible future reference, please feel free to ignore

Michael: I never ignore you

Jeremy: Poor you then

Michael: Except for the times I do

Jeremy: There it is

(10:47 PM)
Michael: Og fuck.
I just almost fucked up
Thank God tumblr has undo

Jeremy: Hahah

Jake: Bro this change is fucking me up bad
I’m so tried right now and I have so much work

Rich: Sam
Samd
Same

Jake: Like imma about to finish this bit of shit then like go to bed
Ugh

(10:59 PM)
Connor: Who makes DDR machines??

(11:45 PM)
Jared: I forgot to tell you guys about the guy in my 2nd period (my cooking class)
So there’s 3 groups on both sides
I’m in group 5
He’s in group 4
I’m pretty sure he was high
Or he’s just weird
But he came up to me
Which is odd because I’m usually ignored
Then he fucking shakes the egg
And asks me if I want shake his egg
I said, no
He got disappointed
Well, no
He got insistent
Then he explained that you can feel the yolk sloshing around if you shake it
I said I already knew that. I’ve done it before
He said he hadn’t
Then he got disappointed and walked away
THAT’S NOT EVEN THE END OF IT
Later he came back after the egg
Saying something along the lines of, “Look at my baby chicken”
And opening the egg
I, was confused and speechless
Egg yolk dropped on the floor and the other guys in my group pointed it out and he left
Now that’s the end of it

Jenna: Ohhh
Was he cute?

Jared: Yes he’s cute

Jenna: OH SHITTTT
GET HIS NUMBER WHAT R U DOING
JARED
PLEASE
I mean unless ur not interested

(This is a point where I went off script because I’m bored and feeling creative)

Jared: He probably isn’t

Jenna: You don’t know that

Jared: Have you seen me?

Jenna: Yeah? Any guy would be lucky to have you!

Jared: No.

Jenna: I will call Evan’s mom

Jared: Please don’t
She will speak calmly to me and have underlying tones of concern
I can’t handle that

Jenna: Where’s your mom anyway?

Jared?

Evan: Oh…
Sorry about that Jenna
Hang on

(11:56 PM)
Private Chat between Evan and Jenna
Evan: I got Jared’s permission, but you can’t tell anyone else

Jenna: I promise, I’m not like that anymore.

Evan: Jared’s mom...left
She just left without telling anyone.
His mom was all he had left of his family.

Jenna: Oh…
I have to call him.
Thank you for telling me this

(11:57 PM)
Call between Jenna and Jared
“Hey Jared, I’m sorry.”

Jared sucked in a shaky breath, “It’s okay… You didn’t know.”

“Are you okay? Would you like to talk about it?”

“I don’t know… Right now I’m on the floor of the bathroom.” Jared let out a shaky laugh, “I don’t know if you can hear him, but Evan is banging on the door and telling me to unlock it.”

“I can vaguely hear him. I think you should let him in.”

“I think I’m having a panic attack.” Jared breathed out.

“I think he’s gone to get keys.” Jared said and started shuffling around.

“What are you doing?”

“Climbing out the window.”

“What! NO!” Jenna yelled and Jared hung up.

Incoming Call from Evan

“What the fuck is he doing?” Connor asked when she picked up.

“He’s climbing out the bathroom window.”

Connor called out to Mrs.Hansen-Heere, “Can I smash down the bathroom door?”

She heard a, “I would prefer if you didn’t, but go ahead.”

Then a loud bang.

“Jared.” Connor spoke, handing the phone off to someone else, evident by his voice distanting, “It’s okay to feel like this.”

“Hi Jenna.” Jeremy greeted and then started calling for Connor in a panicked voice.

The phone was forgotten in favour of what was happening in the background. Which from what she could guess something happened with Evan.

Someone picked up the phone after a while, it was Connor and he grumbled something along the lines of, “He’s a fucking liar. Sleeping well my ass.”

Then he realized that Jenna was still on the line.

“Oh you’re still on call?” Connor sighed and groaned, “Evan just passed out.”

“He just passed out?”

“Turns out when I kept asking if he was sleeping well, he was lying.” He sighed and he plopped down on what she guessed was a bed.

“Are you okay?” She asked.

“Honestly, no.” Connor said, “I’m going to have a serious talk with my boyfriend tomorrow for sure though. Then Jared, I haven’t forgot about him.”

“Is he doing okay?”

“Evan’s mom is comforting him.” Connor explained, “And Evan is sleeping. We probably won’t be at school tomorrow.”

“How about Jeremy?”

“On the phone with Michael.”

“That’s good. I bet everyone’s pretty shaken.”

“Between Jared’s first panic attack and Evan passing out, yeah. I would say so.”

“Sounds exhausting. I won’t keep you any longer.” Jenna let out a nervous laugh.

“Yeah. I have to call my parents and tell them that I’m staying over.” Connor said, “See you most likely on Thursday.”

“I can explain to the best of my ability tomorrow to everyone.”

“Thanks.”

“Wait, why are you all up? It’s like twelve.”

“Mmm. Sure is.” Connor responded and hung up.

Chapter Text

November 6th (9:20 AM)
Jake: For the past 3 mornings, in the shower, I had Teenage Dream by Katy Perry stuck in my head. And I haven’t noticed myself sing it at any other time of day but then

(3:02 PM)
Brooke: Pandora begging me to listen to a new song at this point
It’s actually giving me songs I want
However…

Chloe: However

Brooke: I’m going to keep replaying this song

(11:58 AM)
Michael: Made it to school BEFORE the bell rang today

Christine: Good job!!

(12:50 PM)
Jeremy: Y’all if I fucking die, I love you and tell my family I love them
The damn fire alarm keeps going off

Connor: Are kids smoking?

Jeremy: No apparently a pipe burst or something

Chloe: How does that sound off the alarm?

Jeremy: I have no idea but it keeps going off like every 3 minutes

Brooke: What if it’s an actual fire and everyone gets burnt

(1:52 PM)
Jeremy: It’s stopped but now I got a huge headache
I can’t concentrate anymore

(2:31 PM)
Evan: Is it lame to not participate in senior skip day and probably be the only one sitting in my senior class?

Connor: Nah
I don’t even know when they happen

(3:35 PM)
Jake: Guys I’m so lame. I match my fucking socks with the colors of my shirt
But I kinda like it haha

Rich: I met someone who was horrified that I don’t wear matching socks

Jake: I’m used to it by now but literally I match my socks with my shirt

(6:57 PM)
Connor: Look at my new knife!

*Connor sent a picture of an iridescent knife*

Evan: Very stabulous

Connor: STABULOUS
ISNT HE BEAUTIFUL

Jared: VERY KNIFE
MUCH WOW

(11:07 PM)
*Jeremy sent pictures of Shane Madej with captions of: Bye, ghosts. I love you.*

Michael: Shane!

Jeremy: I figured you knew him

November 7th (5:05 AM)
Rich: Oh my God Oh my God
I am in so much pain
I want to die

(7:21 AM)
Michael: My headphones are trashed so I have to actively ignore people today :(

(7:53 AM)
Michael: I fixed it. Just had to restart my phone

(7:38 AM)
Christine: What happened while I was sleeping?

(11:22 AM)
*Jeremy sent a screenshot from facebook interests under Education with only 6 and those being: Philosophy, Anthropology, Evolution, Evolutionary Psychology, How Stuff Works, and Holding Hands*

Jeremy: Ah yes
Very accurate facebook

(12:32 PM)
Jenna: Someone wrote: At least you arn’t pregnant
In the girl’s bathroom

Brooke: True

Chloe: But what if they wanted to be pregnant

Michael: No today, Zeus

(6:37 PM)
Rich: Turns out the reason I was in pain today is because I’m an idiot

Christine: How so?

Rich: Ate an expired muffin
Went to grab the last one and it was fuzzy today

Jake: Oh my god

Michael: Yep that’ll do it

(7:51 PM)
Jared: I wanna watch Venom

Chloe: Watch it

Jared: I have work to do

Chloe: Watch Venom instead

Jared: It’s due tomorrow

Chloe: Watch Venom

Jared: But project
I have to do it

Chloe: But Venom

(9:27 PM)
Rich: You don’t understand

Jake: Edgar is the one in the hole

Rich: Marry me?

Jake: Maybe later

Rich: gASP

(9:42 PM)
*Rich sent a picture on a dirty floor with two dollar bills laying on it*

Rich: Someone gave me a tip

Christine: Wow!
That was so sweet of them!

(10:02 PM)
Jared: The floor is comfy

Connor: No
Go to your actual bed

November 8th (12:35 AM)
Brooke: Is “make-up” a broad category?

Chloe: Yeah?

(8:07 AM)
Rich: Walking slow in the halls makes me antsy

(11:32 AM)
Jared: Egg guy talked to me again

Jenna: Yes
Egg guy

Jared: A casual talk

Christine: Casual
That’s good

Jenna: Ohhh
Not about eggs?

Jared: Not about eggs
He just asked me how mybnight was
I responded with good
He asked what made it good
I blanked and tried to remember
So I said I don’t know
(I remember laying on the floor and I was not about to tell him thay)
He asked why
I said I was exhausted
He said: That’s good
I think I gave a weird look because he explained himself
He said something like: I mean like you weren’t doing anything *pause* bad
(Drugs and alcohol is implied)
Then I explained I was most likely writing
He asked if it was for class or *he fucking paused* for fun
Like he full out blanked
Then I said yea. For fun
Then we started playing 20 questions expect only he was asking the questions
So: Short or like Novels?
Both. Pretty much is what I think I said
He says something like: You’ll probably be able to publish a book in a couple years
Then he said: You could probably publish one now
Then he started talking about an essay he had written for English
I was going to ask what it was about and other things, but he left

Jenna: Ohhhhhhh
That sounded funnnn he wanted to know what ur up to

(11:43 PM)
Connor: I just missed my anatomy test, thank you short days!

Evan: R u seriously going to school?

Connor: Yeah but I’m going to see if I can get food first. I only have a vocab test because I missed anatomy
Bones are no joke. There are like a million skull bones with weird names
And my teacher was absent when we learned about bone problems and join problems so I don’t know any of it

Evan: The left is connected to the… right knee
I fucked up
The left leg is connected to the… right knee*

Connor: No
The left femur is connected to the… Right patella

Evan: Beautiful
I know nothing
You’re so smart about things like bones and murder :)

Connor: Jared does the murder I do the disecting

Evan: Dissecting?

Connor: Disecting
We will be like Jack the Ripper but a 2 man team

Evan: What about me? Am I reporter getting people off your trail?

Jared: Yes!
To can be a fake witness

Connor: YES
It’s perfect

(1:25 PM)
Rich: I got an A in my project for anyone who was curious
There’s no way he looked at it cuz I messed up the chart

Jake: SHH YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL US THAT PART

Rich: I- I MEAN I DID EVERYTHING GREAT I TOTALLY DESERVED THAT GREAT THE CHART WAS BEAUTIFUL

Jake: GOOD

Christine: This is probably why i love being in this group chat
I just love my friends cuz they’re so funny and just so…
Great!

(3:10 PM)
*Michael sent a screenshot of messages with one of his moms: Remember D&D today! Ends at 5! Probably will need water! Love you!! *Double heart emoji* with the response being: Okay. Love you more ??*

Michael: I assume it’s emoji (A/N it was a swirling heart emoji) but I can’t help to laugh at the possibility that she’s just confused

Brooke: Dungeons and Dragons?

Jeremy: Ur mom got confused cuz u showed affection

Brooke: Ooh though Michael was his mom

Jeremy: Hahahah

(5:15 PM)
Jake: I JUST REALIZED THAT TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY ALL WEEK THAT I DIDNT WAKE UP AND SING TEENAGE DREAM

Chloe: Congrats

Jake: Kinda sad
RIP song

(8:22 PM)
Michael: Minecraft, bears, or The Body Farm

Jeremy: All of the above
Also
Michael I think u like put a spell on the group chat name
I just tried to change it, and it didn’t work

Michael: Welcome to Night Vale
You cannot leave

*Jeremy changed the group chat name to Lemonade… Wait That’s Milk*

Jeremy: Never mind, I got it haha

Michael: Ok why

Chloe: Yall had me confused with the chat

*Chloe sent a screenshot of her chat conversations most of which have yellow emojis*

Michael: YELLOW

(8:52 PM)
Jared: I’m gay

Michael: WOAH THEIF

Jared: HEHEHEHE MOTHERFUCKER

Michael: GROSSO FORGO SOF SIX DIGL EPIC YOU.. DO WORSHIP ICON DIA ROBIN ZEUS QUILL XOXO SHUTTERSHOCK

Jared: I’m scared

Michael: DP PUGH STOCK STOCK DOOPSIE DIGL STEP FOOTING WISP GUMBO EURO COMBO WAP DIGL ZYDECO FIELD SPIRIT RIDING WOODSTOCK

Jared: IM SCARED
JEREMY COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND

Michael: DUNLAP DOC SIX STOCK P PRIUS UPDATE STOCK STRONG FORTWO FIELD STARTUP EPIC CORP DIVIDEND SUBSIDY SKRIBBL DIDN FOCUS DRIVING
GROSS STOCK DIGL PLC DITTO GOOD DRIVING DIGITAL TOWNSHIP CONDO CC DROPBOX DOCTOR FUNCTIONS PC HOLDING GB DROPBOX BUSINESS

Jared: EHHHHHH

Michael: BLACKWELL GUNDY WOUND DELGADO SOMEO WEIRDNO WORK JETTISON DURING GUNFIRE TICKING FRUSTRATION INTEL C DIVOCK CC CHUN ROSARIO COBAIN ASSOCIATE ARK LAUREL

The Insanely Cool… Jared Kleinman Group Chat of Evan, Connor, and Jared (9:07 PM)
Jared: This chat kind of died, huh

Connor: Trial n saw OP we in very drunk snow bo

Jared: The fu-

*Evan changed the group chat name to We in very drink snow bo*

*Connor changed the group chat name to Trial n saw OP we in very drunk snow bo*

*Jared changed the group chat name to Wtf trial n saw OP we in very drunk snow bo*

Evan: Swipe text

*Connor changed the group chat name to Trial n saw OP we in very drunk snow bo*

Jared: What are you doing?

Connor: Friday

*Evan changed the group chat name to Dead Chat

*Jared changed the group chat name to The Insanely Cool… Jared Kleinman 2: Electric Boogaloo*

Jared: No one change it

Connor: Im gonna change it

*Jared sent a picture of a stock photo of a man wearing a suit in a bathtub filled with water and a traditional rubber ducky on his head, he’s smirking, but his eyes show judgement and/or betrayal*

(10:59 PM)
Jared: Cardi B is not understanding that I am gay

Christine: What

Jared: Roblox

Christine: Ah

(11:52 PM)
Jeremy: I wanted to get married at disney

Michael: Only if I’m invited

Jeremy: Ofc you would, everyone here would
Especially you
You would be the groom afterall

November 9th (1:43 PM)
Rich: How much r VRs cuz I want one

Brooke: $$$

Jared: Money

Rich: HOW MUCH

Christine: A lot
$500

Evan: $500!

Rich: That’s a lot of money

(4:39 PM)
Connor: Fuck. I’ve been swayed by the promise of ghost
AGAIN

Michael: Good

(5:32 PM)
Connor: Fuck

*Connor sent 7 photos of an old messy house with thing scattered everywhere (There was a break in so that’s why we went there)*

Connor: Evan and Jeremy were behind me in the table photo and my dad was in another room
And his dad was wearing Red
But there looks like theres a hand?

Christine: Where r u??

Connor: Their great grandma’s house
Their mom owns it
They use it as storage

Christine: Hahahah okay

Michael: Are we not going to talk about the ghost?

Jake: Get that house blessed

(11:52 PM)
*Jeremy sent an picture of themself from middle school with braces*

Michael: UR BRACES

Jeremy: Yeah!

Michael: Wow that’s so weird haha

Jeremy: I look really different
Maybe you’ll look different without your braces one day

Michael: I sure hope so haha
Maybe I’ll be pretty then

Jeremy: You’re pretty now

Michael: I may be pretty neat but I’m not pretty that’s for sure

Jeremy: You’re gorgeous
Shut the the fuck up
Don’t even with me
You’re so beautiful
Inside and out

November 10th (12:22 PM)
*Christine sent one of those photos with this one being: You are stuck in an elevator with the person on your lock screen. Who are you stuck with?*

*Christine sent a photo of a man with googly eyes over his actual eyes and a dark gray shirt with white and lime green letters*

Brooke: A killer dragon… Fun

*Michael sent a screenshot of his lockscreen which is fanart of Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale with the words and Now the Weather next to him*

Michael: I got a radio show host

*Jeremy sent a screenshot of his lock screen which is picture of him and Michael*

Jeremy: I see Cecil holds more importance than me

Michael: You’re my home screen because you’re my home :)

Jake: Imagine if it said first picture in your camera roll or something because…

*Jake sent a photo of Maui from Moana holding a gun with the caption: What can I say except delete this*

Jenna: Why the fuck is that a thing

*Rich sent a screenshot of a camera roll*

Rich: First pictures in my camera roll

Jake: Why am I there haha
YOU GOT EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AND NEVER TOLD US

Rich: I got it twice

Jake: WELL CONGRATS

Rich: THANK YOU

(1:38 PM)
Jeremy: Is there cherry in dr.pepper????

Michael: Cherry Dr. Pepper
So there can be

Jeremy: Oh
Rich said there was cherry in regular dr.pepper….
So I’m like huh

Michael: Trust me. I’ve read the ingredients before

Jeremy: That’s why I asked u
Cuz u like dr.pepper

Michael: Dr. Pepper is God

*Jared sent a picture of The Creation of Adam with the caption on Adam being Michael and God being Dr. Pepper*

Michael: Thank you

Jared: Ur welcome

(7:40 PM)
Evan: I’m such a dimmy
Dummy… O slept all day

Connor: Good

Jenna: U must have been tired then haha

Evan: I was, but I planned to go to a pottery place but my mom never came and got me so I slept all day

Jenna: Ah
I’m cleaning out my dresser drawers so that’s tiring

Evan: I should probably clean my room then

Jenna: That’s essentially what I’m doing

(9:25 PM)
Rich: $100 days I can give u nightmares tonight with one picture
Says

Michael: I’m broke

Rich: Well I’ll do it anyway

*Rich sent a picture of like Bert and Ernie as humans*

Chloe: Are they supposed to be muppets

Rich: Bert and Ernie

Chloe: At first I didn’t recognize them

Rich: Yeah but that’s pretty good. U knew they were muppets haha

Michael: Are the characters from sesame street also muppets? I though they were only the specific ones

Chloe: I think they’re puppets but not from the muppets

Michael: They are from Sesame Street

Rich: I think they’re muppets

Michael: They are not

Rich: Okay
So who is what?
Cuz now I’m confused

(No one ever answered and we just moved on)
(Also made my editor/friend read this because some is original and her words to the above are as follows: Yeah what the fuck I’m still confused