October 12th (6:28 PM)
Jenna: If he’s dead, how did he upload the video
Jake: Illuminati confirmed
Rich: Pick 1-9
Rich: I fuckin knew it got damnit
Brooke: I was gonna say 7
Jeremy: Is 7 you guys’ favorite number?
Michael: It’s y fa single digit
Michael: Also yt is covering some of y keyboard
I literally cannot oe it
Michael: I’m free from my curse
7 is my favorite single digit number
Brooke: 5 is mine haha. And then my double digit is 12
Michael: Idk if I was a double digit fav, but I’m between two with triple digit
Michael: I forgot about that one.
Jake: Now ur between 3
Brooke: Okay, but Niall Horans new song
Michael: My mind blanked and I almost asked Who?
Chloe: I would have punched you
Cuz I knew u we’re going to
Michael: I exist through the decades
This is not one I’m familiar with
I kinda thought so
Jenna: He was the blonde one in One Direction
Naturally a brunette but dyed his hair blonde
Jeremy: I am quite aware, my brother was a fan
Jake: Broooooooo 1D was my shittttttttttttttttt
Rich: Oh yeah!
I bought you like a bobble head for Christmas!
Jake: I actually think u did
It might have been Niall too
Brooke: I remember I have 3 of them. Harry, Niall, and Liam
Jake: Or it was Harry
*2 pictures sent by Chloe*
Chloe: Idk but that’s Niall. Then and Now
Michael: What the fuck
He’s fucking scary now
Brooke: No he’s not!
Chloe: He’s sexy *5 winky face emojis*
I think everyone is sexy
Don’t take my opinion too seriously
Even tho most r sexy
Jenna: That is true
*Picture of a random meme sent by Rich*
Jeremy: My dad just said to me: Jeremy, watch this, I’m going to try it again
And then I looked up
And he just tossed a balled up paper towel up in the air
And caught it
Before actually doing the thing he meant to
Which was tossing behind him into the trash
Jake: Did he make it in the trash
Rich: Aw man
Jeremy: He almost did earlier
But the trash was full and it just so happened that there were 2 plates at a slope that it just rolled off of
Michael: Aw man! Hahah that’s really sucks
*Jenna took a screenshot of chat*
*Jenna sent a photo of a youtuber named Jeremy*
Brooke: My daddyyyyy I love himmmmm *4 crying emojis*
Jake: What did you screenshot tho
Jenna: Don’t worry about it
Look at daddy
Jeremy: I feel violated
And I don’t know why
Brooke: I wish I was being violated
By him and his body
Cuz got damn
I’ll take him anyway
I meant anyway, but I’ll take him in any way too
I’m disgusted with myself
Michael: Jesus Christ my tumblr feed is more pg than you
Brooke: You know you love me b *weird heart kissy emoji*
*Brooke took a screenshot*
*Brooke sends a picture of the chat with instagram notification*
Brooke: Speak of the daddy
Michael: I’ve been trying hard all week to write my paper but I keep watching YouTube
Jeremy: Don’t make me disconnect your WiFi
Michael: Do it
Jeremy: I will
Give me one of your moms phone y
Michael: Neither of my moms know how to disconnect the WiFi
Rich: Bit they can take your phone and force you to write
Michael: I’ve actually given one of them my phone before so I could focus but I still have the internet on the computer
Jeremy: They can take that and you’ll have to write it old school style
Michael: Then how am I supposed to look at my resources
Jake: Print it or save it as a PDF
Michael: But if one of my moms takes it, saving it would be pointless
And printing and writing it on paper would waste paper
Rich: Turn off your router
And who cares we have plenty of trees
Michael: Me apparently
That’s not how that works
Jeremy: I know someone who would care
Jeremy: It’s not me
Rich: Paper is made from tree juice
Chloe: I don’t care
Jake: Maple syrup
Michael: What the fuck
Isn’t that sap?
Sap is not paper from my knowledge
Rich: No that’s tree spit
Christine: They take trees and grind them up and add water and pressure
Michael: That’s not juice that’s bones
Rich: It’s juice
Michael: Juice is wet. Bones you can grind
Jenna: What the fuck r we talking about
Christine: Good question!
I don’t know! :)
Rich: Well apple juice is just ground up apples plus their juice
Brooke: I kinda thought apples were squeezed like lemons?
You can’t squeeze an apple
Michael: Not with that attitude
Jake: I can squeeze apple
I is strong
I drink milk
Rich: I poured a cup of milk yesterday because I thought I wanted a glass but when I started drinking I realized I just wanted cold water
Jake: I thought u didn’t like milk?
Brooke: I love milk
Rich: Like with cereal
Jeremy: I only like it with cookies or cereal
Otherwise I don’t like it
That’s one reason I drink lemonade with breakfast
Jenna: Wait what the fuck
Rich: I don’t eat breakfast
Jeremy: I eat breakfast cuz I was forced to so now I have to eat it or I’ll be hungry
Michael: I eat it on the weekends
I have a muffin or poptart with a cup of lemonade
Rich: I have popcorn if I work. If not I starve
Michael: I need to start eating breakfast because I walk alot at school
Is it a lot or alot
Christine: A lot
Michael: I thought alot was also a word
At least autocorrect isn’t correcting it
Just googled it
Michael: My moms observed my habits yesterday
Excuse me, one of my habits
Which of course is turning on all the lights
Which is odd because I’ve been doing it for years
Because the dark is spooky and we have like 3 ghosts
Rich: Speaking of which!
Slept with my light on one night this week because I was about to fall asleep when I heard demonic child giggles!
So I had to turn off Welcome to Night Vale (too paranoid at that point even for Cecil’s voice to put me at ease) and turned on a random Barbie movie
I’m gonna day this one more time
GET YOUR FUCKING HOUSE BLESS GOT DAMNIT
Michael: Lights on! Demons gone!
Jake: When we move in together, the getting our house blessed bro not kidding
Rich: Live with my ghosts or die with my ghosts, bro
Jake: Fuck to the no
The house is getting blessed
It’s happening whether u want it or not
Rich: Watch me be a demon
Jake: I’m taking the cross that has been out over my door and gonna put it over my door at our house
Rich: House arrest for me then
*Jake sent a picture of cross over doorway*
Jake: For proof
Rich: I believed you
Jeremy: My house has been blessed before
I like how none of u questioned my house being blessed
Michael: You’ve told me before
Jeremy: Have I?
Michael: Everytime I mention my ghosts
Jeremy: Whoops sorry I’m being annoying haha
Michael: No? Idk if you told anyone else but I’ve known?
To be fair. I wished my friend a Happy Birthday (two days late too I was so embarrassed)
And she responded with: You already told me?
Which was absolutely confusing
But she’s the same friend who saw me in the halls the friday I didn’t come to school at all
Jeremy: If I miss someone’s birthday, I probably won’t wish them a happy birthday at all due to embarassment
Jeremy: That I am
I already knew that
Michael: We’re all cowards tho?
Nothing to be ashamed of
Jeremy: It’s okay. I know I’m most cowardly
Jeremy: I get anxiety over raising my hand in class
I have to spend the rest of class calming down
Michael: That’s why I don’t do it
Sorry for the vague one words I am tired
Jake: U need to sleep more
Rich: Sleep is for the weak!
And I’m not weak!
It’s not a sore throat!
Jake: Get some rest!
Rich: I will! Just have to do the dishes first!