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Chat Name: Hot Pants BabY


Members Online: 2

 

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Pap

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Pap why the fuck are you awake

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Pap it’s four in the morning

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Pap blease

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: Who is this Pap you speak of

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: ,,,

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: OH GREAT AND WONDERFUL PAPYRUS, PLEASE DO INFORM THIS HUMBLE COMMONER TO THE WHYETH OF YOUR AWAKENESS

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: Well that’s just condescending

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: PAPYRUS

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: WHY AWAKE

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: Is anyone ever truly awake

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Understandable, have a nice day

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: ...but seriously what are you doing

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: SIGH

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: If you must know Undyne, I’m attempting to mind meld with a Rubik's Cube

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Ooo!! Those are those colourful block things you like right? Nice!

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: Correct! And as we all know

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: My brother Sans is a genetic freak of nature who uses his otherworldly powers to be unnervingly good at them and I am determined to triumph over him in glorious battle so no one ever doubts my position as Alpha Sibling again

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: I shall use my skills of psychic telecommunication to become one with cube, thus making me an unstoppable Rubik's Cube GOD. I shall ascend from my mortal prison and RISE!!! RISE TO ULTIMATE POWER!!! EVERYONE WILL KNEEL BEFORE ME AND SANS WILL TREMBLE IN FEAR AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF MY ABILITY! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: ...So Sans keeps beating you huh?

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: I just don’t understand how he’s so fast okay?!

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: I never even got what was so hard about those stupid things. All you gotta do is pull the colours off and jam them back in the right spots

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: I don’t think that’s how it works

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Preeeetty sure it is

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: Welllllllll

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whatever

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Agree to disagree. Point is, you should be sleeping dude, not trying to fuse with a baby puzzle

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: First of all: Rubik's Cubes are not baby puzzles, they are professional adult puzzles for professional adults

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Oh Yes, the repeated use of adult there is very convincing

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: SECOND OF ALL: Why are you awake then?

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: It’s that stupid fucking cat again, it’s yoewling outside like someone’s strangling it, and if it doesn’t stop someone WILL be strangling it

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: Have tried asking it politely to quiet down?

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Pap, you remember those scratch marks on my face that made me have to wear a bargain bin eyepatch for a week?

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: Why Yes! I do recall that!

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: You had quite a lot of fun traumatising passing children with various untrue gorey stories in how you got it

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: YEAH

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: WELL

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: THE ONE ABOUT A DEMON BRUTALLY SLASHING AT ME IS BASICALLY 100% FACTUAL

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: I swear, I’m calling the pound on this hell beast one day, just you wait

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: Yes well, let’s hope the “demon” doesn’t violently eat you alive in your sleep first, yes?

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Pfft, for that I’d actually ya know, have to be getting sleep!

 

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sans: which you know...you two are totally not preventing a certain someone from doing by spamming the group chat instead of your private messages…

 

sans: also nice evil plot paps

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: Why thank you brother! I hope you are prepared to be vanquished in the near future!

 

sans: lookin forward to it bro

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Dude, Why don’t you have us on s i l e n t if you want to sleep?

 

sans: because i didn’t expect to be spammed at four in the morning about cat murder?

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Yeah well, that’s on you isn’t it

 

sans: good point

 

sans: but also like...you two banned me from putting my phone on silent

 

sans: remember

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Oh god yeah

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: Because of The I n c i d e n t

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: We agreed to never speak of that

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: But wait, Sans! You actually listened to us?

 

sans: course bro.

 

sans: i am kind of regretting my brotherly loyalty now though

 

sans: you two do realise some people actually have jobs they gotta go to right

 

sans: people being you know...me

 

AnywaysHeresWaterfall: It’s Sunday Sans, you don’t have work til Monday

 

sans: i know. and i gotta save all my energy up for then. now I gotta sleep in all day to make up for it

 

NYEHINTENSIFIES: Okay well it’s not as though you weren’t going to do that anyways

 

sans: …

 

sans: got me there bro

 

sans: got me there