Alola Vacation Chat
LegendBait: The time has come to end this hell chat
YaBuggyBoi: Oh come down and get your food.
LegendBait: Still not getting over that you decided to move in your closest gang members for the time period before the festival
YaBuggyBoi: I like keeping them within shouting distance. Keeping them inept is an art.
YaBuggyBoi: Hau is here
DeadlyDiver: I am so proud the multiple generations of the Kukui family are still involved in feeding the less fortunate
FiteKahuna: You say “less fortunate” but you really mean “dumbasses”
DeadlyDiver: Our name may die out eventually but our ability to take one look at an idiot and say “mine now” and also feed them is STRONG
YaBuggyBoi: Dad, Auntie scares me.
FiteKahuna: She scares everyone
CriticalHit: Every time, ironic or not, Guzma refers to Hala as any form of father I get more powerful
YaBuggyBoi: I WILL throw you in the ocean.
FiteKahuna: Don’t bully your cousin.
YaBuggyBoi: He started it!
FiteKahuna: I was talking to both of you.
PsychicBean: I’ll eat your toes @CriticalHit @YaBuggyBoi
RunForTheMountains: That’s enough time with the eeveelutions for you, young man.
FiteKahuna: You just had to let him practice opening up telepathically with them, didn’t you
RunForTheMountains: I realize my mistake Hala
LegendBait: Wow, check the phone after five minutes of eating and cuddling and realize my boyfriend is absolutely
LegendBait: C U R S E D
LegendBait: Nope! I am also C U R S E D
RunForTheMountains: He’s right! He is!
RunForTheMountains: We come by it naturally. @GrowYourOwnDad
GrowYourOwnDad: Yeah that’s a Sycamore family trait. Sorry @CriticalHit
CriticalHit: Along with so many others that shouldn’t be.
GrowYourOwnDad: We’re a family <shrug emoji>
DeadlyDiver: Okay so me, Riley, Red are driving everyone to the airport, then we’ll drop off the extra trucks before saying bye to Red, Green, and Hapu.
DeadlyDiver: Because everyone else is in class.
MegaBrotherComplex: It’s my fault for scheduling on Friday both flights.
CriticalHit: Time zones and flight times suck for that, don’t worry about it.
CriticalHit: My mother could be complimenting me and I’d say sorry
DeadlyDiver: I am occasionally concerned about you.
CriticalHit: Uncle Nanu why did Mommy leave?
FiteKahuna: cH OKE
FiteKahuna: Did you two really have that conversation when you were younger?
DeadlyDiver: They did. As soon as it finished, Nanu called me and just went “am I adopting all of my nieces and nephews” and I felt bad enough to come back for long enough periods before Ahilani went off to college
IdRatherEatDirt: Professor Kukui has Mommy Issues, who knew
GrowYourOwnDad: Look, I’m not entirely sure why we don’t all have issues with fathers so like
GrowYourOwnDad: We aren’t going to look any gift Mudbrays in the mouth
IdRatherEatDirt: I mean, I can’t talk
IdRatherEatDirt: a;hoe ASH
LegendBait: Alright fam, we’re heading to school! Down with the chat!
LegendBait has closed Alola Vacation Chat
Bad Children Go In The Washing Machine
TolBabey: Thank you Hau for dealing with my embarrassment in the fitting
TolBabey: Ash and Mallow can go jump off a cliff
PsychicBean: You’re welcome Riley! Glad I could help!
LegendBait: We deserve this but also
IdRatherEatDirt: IDK what you’re talking about Satoshi
IcyBean: Hey guys?
LegendBait: Yeah? What’s up Lillie?
IcyBean: One, I have never participated in a Four Islands Unity Festival and am unsure if I should also be wearing traditional dress?
IdRatherEatDirt: Only if you want to! I have some stuff that’ll fit you.
IcyBean: Also, may I add my brother?
LegendBait: Sure! If my cousin and Mallow’s best friend outside of class can join, so can he.
LegendBait: He’ll also empathize GREATLY with Riley
LegendBait: Though Riley is also missing his boyfriend so like IDK if Gladion can empathize there
IcyBean: He’s a complete disaster of a bisexual but single
TolBabey: Shigeru could probably relate there, pre-moi
TolBabey: I vote add him. He looks like he needs chaos.
LegendBait: Friends, Riley, we tell people we’re friends.
TolBabey: Ah! Lying!
IcyBean: Indeed! I’ll add him then, unless anyone has any objections?
PsychicBean: Not from me, and I think I’m the only one besides these two who have met him?
IcyBean: I’ll add him then. Just…Don’t mind the handle he comes in with.
TolBabey: You changed it after his temper tantrum didn’t you.
IcyBean has added AngstMachine to Bad Children Go In The Washing Machine
PsychicBean: I suddenly wonder if we maybe shouldn’t have let this be the chat name so long
AngstMachine has entered Bad Children Go In The Washing Machine
AngstMachine: wow this feels threatening
PsychicBean: Only if you deserve it
LegendBait: Wow, Hau, it’s almost like your uncle runs a gang of misfit teenagers
PsychicBean: Wow, Ash, it’s almost like your uncle teaches a gang of misfit teenagers
AngstMachine: a;hsdfh The couple from the park??? Ash with the Rockruff and the Pikachu and his boyfriend with Raichu?
TolBabey: I, the ultimate goth who looked down at you from my Kalosian height, am also here
AngstMachine: I don’t know what I expected when Lillie added me to a group chat
PsychicBean: I mean, we can turn the “love and acceptance” switch on
AngstMachine: Now THAT sounds like a threat
FlameOn: Who is this sassy lost child
AngstMachine: What’s up I’m Jared I’m 17 and I never learned how to read
IcyBean: This is my brother Gladion.
TolBabey: So that makes three 17 year olds, three sixteen year olds, two fifteen year olds, and one fourteen year old. And one old fuck.
CriticalHit has entered Bad Children Go In The Washing Machine
CriticalHit: I heard that and Hau and Ash have a date tonight so I’m in charge of feeding you.
TolBabey: where’s Auntie going to be?
TolBabey: Or, like, any of the Skullies?
CriticalHit: Mom and Plumeria are going shopping, Guzma is trolling Olivia about something over on Akala, and if you think the Skullies will feed you, you overestimate their abilities to fend for themselves.
TolBabey: …Maybe the sea will eat me
LegendBait: With your luck? No.
TolBabey: I’m sorry Uncle Ahilani, you’re not old.
CriticalHit: I should be more concerned that it wasn’t until suicide wasn’t a viable option that you apologized.
CriticalHit: But Guzma just told Olivia that if she makes him go to the Ruins of Life with her again he’s going to throw himself into the volcano so I have other things to worry about atm
AngstMachine: How many people here are related? Besides me and Lillie.
CriticalHit: Ash and Riley are my nephews through my sperm donor and Hau is my cousin through my mom. That’s pretty much it.
CriticalHit: Okay kids, get the fuck out of my classroom. I need to go rescue an idiot
PsychicBean: I can’t tell if you’re talking about Guzma or Olivia and I don’t want to know which
CriticalHit: I won’t even know which until I get there.
PM from FutureSightKahuna to StormChild
FutureSightKahuna: You look really good in the kikepa
StormChild: You also look really good
StormChild: Why are you backing away?
FutureSightKahuna: We need to actually go to this festival
FutureSightKahuna: And we’re not going anywhere if I start touching you in private
StormChild: …why do we need to go again?
FutureSightKahuna: 1. Riley would murder us. 2. This is a time where we get to have a festival with your makuakāne instead of it being FOR your makuakāne. Same for Riley and his makuahine. That’s why I convinced him to go to Poni for the festivals. And 3. Mallow will know exactly what we’re doing if she doesn’t see us.
StormChild: Only the third point is a good argument.
StormChild: Okay, let’s go!
BullInAChinaShop has added MistyVeil and FutureSightKahuna to Alola ‘Oe
MistyVeil and FutureSightKahuna have entered Alola ‘Oe
BullInAChinaShop: Welcome to the madness, boys.
FutureSightKahuna: aohghedhfs Kapu-Bulu
HereComesThe: Hau!! Where are you and Satoshi?
Necromancer: Same but for Riley
MistyVeil: I’m by the beach, near the back by aesghiofho
BullInAChinaShop: She found him.
FutureSightKahuna: We’re over by the Manalo Trailhead with some classmates
HereComesThe: Can You Detach?
StormChild has entered Alola ‘Oe
StormChild: Not without being accused of doing inappropriate things
HereComesThe: …What if an adult came by and pulled you guys away to talk?
StormChild: Y’all in human form aren’t you
BullInAChinaShop: Yup! Tetefu is probably partying with Olivia. I’m actually on Melemele don’t tell my Kahuna. We’re by the shaved ice!
StormChild: You up for this Hau?
FutureSightKahuna: Is anyone ever really up for meeting the family?
FutureSightKahuna: But I am up for shaved ice. I want cheri berry flavor.
StormChild: hhhh Pomeg flavor please!
HereComesThe: Got it.