PM from BullInAChinaShop and FutureSightKahuna
BullInAChinaShop: You okay there kid?
BullInAChinaShop: Got it in one. Answer the question.
FutureSightKahuna: Does Satoshi know he
FutureSightKahuna: Does he understand he’s a god? Like really understand?
BullInAChinaShop: Do you understand you’re a human? Like really understand?
FutureSightKahuna: …I assume I do.
FutureSightKahuna: So he has no clue that he’s got a well of just…raw power in him?
BullInAChinaShop: Haven’t you figured it out yet? He’s a storm god.
FutureSightKahuna: He has no clue what that means either does he.
BullInAChinaShop: Do you think I understood anything about my abilities in the first two decades?
[Three Messages Redacted]
Alola Vacation Chat
LegendBait: I have been deprived
LegendBait: I have collected Hapu and we are COMING
LegendBait: Don’t let Green and Alain eat it all
RunForTheMountains: He’s right though. We’re on our way too, once we’re dressed.
MegaBrotherComplex: If you’re not fast I get Green’s share
MegaBrotherComplex: That’s how this family works
IdRatherDirt: Y’all terrifying
CHOMP: They are. Isn’t it wonderful?
CriticalHit: 1. Yes.
CriticalHit: 2. Satoshi you have to practice today for the class
CriticalHit: 3. Someone save me I have to teach school in an hour
LegendBait: Just bring Professor Rowan with you
GrowYourOwnDad: I’ll come too. It’ll be a Science Day.
PM from CriticalHit to GrowYourOwnDad
CriticalHit: You are the BEST big brother ever
GrowYourOwnDad: I know!
GrowYourOwnDad: You probably won’t be able to hide that you’re Satoshi’s uncle through this visit
CriticalHit: I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
GrowYourOwnDad: I know how to threaten Samson
Alola Vacation Chat
CriticalHit: Local idiot scientist brings in two other, better scientists to teach his students. More at eleven.
CriticalHit: Also Augustine is terrifying?
RunForTheMountains: Did he threaten to put acorns in someone’s skull and use it as a maraca again?
GrowYourOwnDad: You teachers were all terrible people.
RunForTheMountains: Not arguing
GetOffTheMountain: You’re Right and You Should Say IT
PsychicBean: Boyfriend time being intercepted by Mallow :(
IdRatherEatDirt: I’m your best friend you littearhdfs;h;oa
IdRatherEatDirt: This is Hapu and I am sitting on her
RunForTheMountains: PUT DOWN THAT PHONE OR SO HELP ME ARCEUS
IdRatherEatDirt: What? You’ll give me the disappointed face.
RunForTheMountains: I will.
LegendBait: And she just slides Mallow’s phone over to me. Are these the powers dads have?
FiteKahuna: What, pray tell, is boyfriend time? Just by the way
TolBabey: Fighting over who sits on who’s lap and giving other people diabetes.
SmellYaLater has sent ItsSuperEffective.jpeg
LegendBait has sent DoubleTeam.jpeg
TolBabey: You two are ;;; too alike
FiteKahuna: Carry on.
PsychicBean: He knows I have blackmail on him
FiteKahuna: SHUT grandchild
PsychicBean: You shut
PsychicBean: I WILL add my uncle in here, do not THINK I won’t
PsychicBean: He’s young enough he skipped past being effected by Disappointed Dad looks and went straight into Grandson Puppy Eyes. And that was BEFORE the Tutus got married
CriticalHit: DO IT. ADD HIM IN. HE’LL MOCK MY SUFFERING BUT IT’LL BE FUNNY
FiteKahuna: You were the same way
DeadlyDiver: I know what I did
DeadlyDiver: PUT MY NEPHEW IN HAU
DeadlyDiver: But don’t preface it with anything. Just add him.
PsychicBean has added YaBuggyBoi into Alola Vacation Chat
YaBuggyBoi: What flavor of hell is this
DeadlyDiver: Tourists + Family
YaBuggyBoi: Thanks! I hate it.
CriticalHit has sent a voice message
YaBuggyBoi: Ahilani I will hitch a ride over to Melemele and suplex you into the ocean
CriticalHit has sent GetHit.gif
LegendBait: <eyes emoji>
PsychicBean: …You punched him?
YaBuggyBoi: Wait? Corn chip kid is here?
LegendBait: That is my new nickname, I like it better than what ANYONE ELSE HAS COME UP WITH
LegendBait: Except for my boyfriend and, like, maybe Riley.
IdRatherEatDirt: I hAVE MY PHONE BACK
YaBuggyBoi: Perish, little dude.
YaBuggyBoi: Wait, my little adorable nephew is dating the kid who punched me in the gut for doritos?
LegendBait: I would have been fed to the Sharpedo otherwise, thanks
YaBuggyBoi: I was going to compliment your right hook but I am now Concerned
GrowYourOwnDad: It’s a common feeling with him
CriticalHit: Classic Lana
DeadlyDiver: There’s a student that takes after me, Ahilani?
CriticalHit: I hoped you would have continued your abandonment of me until after she graduated
CriticalHit: @GrowYourOwnDad do NOT let her out of the house she WILL murder me
GrowYourOwnDad: I have a healthy respect for your mother and will do no such thing
YaBuggyBoi: …@CriticalHit is @GrowYourOwnDad your oldest brother?
CritcalHit: <inhale emoji>
IdRatherEatDirt: I feel like something momentous was just revealed
CriticalHit: MALLOW TELL YOU CLASSMATES BEFORE HE LOGS ON
Pansagement has entered Alola Vacation Chat
CHOMP: I’ll fight him for you Tiny Professor
CriticalHit: I’m literally two inches taller than you but I will LET YOU
Pansagement: You hid a student’s relation to you Professor Kukui
GrowYourOwnDad: In his defense, you just didn’t do any research
GrowYourOwnDad: It’s all public record
GrowYourOwnDad: Like certain other things <upside down smiley emoji>
Pansagement: …Hello Professor Sycamore…
Pansagement: I see nothing wrong with this have a good day.
Panasagement has left Alola Vacation Chat
YaBuggyBoi: I had no idea he was in here and I’m sorry
LegendBait: I made the chat and I didn’t either
ROTOMDEX: Since the chat was made to connect everyone together and to important members of Alola I felt I should add him as well as the other Kahuna.
GrowYourOwnDad: HoloCaster please search ‘how to make a pokedex into a toaster’ video from PokeTube channel IAmLemonBoy
LegendBait: Oh hey Clemont’s channel
CriticalHit: You can turn the Rotom into a toaster LATER August we have a class to teach
CriticalHit: Speaking of @LegendBait @IdRatherEatDirt
LegendBait: I’m bringing Friends
SmellYaLater: I better be part of that
LegendBait: You and Hapu, yes. Tho I figured bc Rowan you’d already be coming.
SmellYaLater: Oh you’re right
SmellYaLater: @GetOffTheMountain BRO? YOU COMING
LegendBait: @PsychicBean I’ll deal with the aftermath of Mallow telling everyone. I’m sure Red needs help herdiering everyone around on the Guided Trip and someone needs to keep Riley from jumping off any cliffs again
PsychicBean: @TolBabey again? And thanks babe.
TolBabey: I have no reason to tell you what happened in the chat.
GetOffTheMountain: Yes I’m coming, this is going to be AMAZING
You’re Both Pretty
Pansagement: Professor Sycamore is very tall
RokKahuna: Oh you met August! Wait of course you did, I’m in that chat.
RokKahuna: He’s threatening you isn’t he
Pansagement: I will neither confirm nor deny
Pansagement: Were you aware that his brother is Professor Kukui and that Professor Kukui’s boarder and student is his son?
RokKahuna: Duh. I’m part of the Terror Chat with Molyane. When Kukui figured out that he’d be hanging out with his nephew he freaked
FiteKahuna: It was not hidden
KatKahuna: I’m sorry, Hau is dating Augustine Sycamore’s kid?
RokKahuna: August is my favorite of Ahilani’s brothers
CriticalHit has entered You’re Both Pretty
CriticalHit: August is my favorite of my brothers too!
CriticalHit has left You’re Both Pretty
Bad Children Go In The Washing Machine
LegendBait: Thank you all for putting up with everyone
BubbleOrBust: I don’t know what you mean, that was amazing
ZapBolt: Your family are all really nice people
ZapBolt: Questionable friends though?
LegendBait: That’s fair. Yes, everyone from Sinnoh is Like That
LegendBait: I should probably add Riley in here tbh
FlameOn: Your cousin? Why?
LegendBait: He stayin’
LegendBait: Momi’s excited because it means someone will being living steadily at the Big House once she leaves.
LegendBait has added TolBabey to Bad Children Go In The Washing Machine
TolBabey has entered Bad Children Go In The Washing Machine
TolBabey: Did Hau name this chat?
TolBabey: You two are the power couple of weird ass names for chat groups
TolBabey: Help Me Obi Juan Whoever The Fuck You Are, You’re My Only Ho
BubbleOrBust: I am LIVING for that chat name right there
LegendBait: We had to shorten it but the jist is still there
LegendBait: Oh hey Sophocles can you turn a toaster into a pokedex?
TolBabey: Uncle Augustine turned the RotomDex into one after it Did A Bad
ZapBolt: Okay then. I can try?
ZapBolt: How did he even…
TolBabey: Clemont made a youtube video.
TolBabey: @LegendBait Good job on the presentation from everyone.
TolBabey: And Auntie wants a picture of you and Hau with you in The Outfits.
LegendBait: How did she learn about those?
TolBabey: Momi pulled out Scrapbooks
TolBabey: Uncle Ahilani has hidden somewhere
IdRatherEatDirt: Traditional clothes?
LegendBait: Yes. Hala INSISTED we get some for the festival.
IdRatherEatDirt: Oof. But aren’t your family staying for that?
LegendBait: Nah it’s right after they leave
LegendBait: Riley needs some too <eyes emoji>
TolBabey: one (1) fear
IdRatherEatDirt: I can help. Your boof will love it
TolBabey: two (2) fears?
TolBabey: two (2) fears.