OG Friends Chat
LegendBait: I just remembered
LegendBait: Because he’s coming here in like a month I must tell
LegendBait: @SmellYaLater 1. Sorry I forgot it was your birthday the other day and didn’t tell you on the Sin No chat, Happy Belated Birthday. 2. There is a boy
LegendBait: There is nothing CONCRETE, but I like him
MermaidsDrownMen: Satoshi? Liking someone enough to warn Shigeru to not be a little bitch?
LegendBait: I feel I should be offended.
LegendBait: Considering the someone, I have decided to be offended.
RockSolid: I’m impressed by whoever this is
MermaidsDrownMen: Same. I want to meet him!
SmellYaLater: Well too bad because I get to meet him first
LegendBait: Not if I can help it.
SmellYaLater: I can change Riley’s chat name
LegendBait: 1. To What and 2. Can you make it permanent?
SmellYaLater: His name in my phone and yes
LegendBait: I HAVE SEEN HIS NAME IN YOUR PHONE AND AGREE
SketchIt: What is it?
LegendBait: Let’s just say that they have a wholesome relationship dynamic
LegendBait: It’s somewhat funny because Green is as tall as Riley and Red is like a hair shorter so they can somewhat claim it too, but it’s not as Effective
SmellYaLater: We are the more wholesome couple
LegendBait: Mom would agree, only because she’s never been around you guys together before.
LegendBait: She’s going to give someone a concussion in Kalos
SmellYaLater: I’m disturbed by both what this means for us and what this means about my brother and Red
MermaidsDrownMen: Knowing Red and Green, suffer.
RockSolid: Yeah you guys didn’t have to deal with them during the time around Red being Champion + the Mount Silver episodes
LegendBait: Excuse me, I lived with them for a little while before the first Mount Silver episode because Mom and Barrierd went on vacation to the Orange Islands
SketchIt: Is that why you knew about the League there?
LegendBait: No but it’s why I knew about Professor Ivy!
Alola Family Chat
CriticalHit: @RunForTheMountains you said you guys would help us today
RunForTheMountains: Oh yeah I did
GetOffTheMountain: Don’t worry, I remembered you mentioning it. Our lunches are packed and Charizard is ready to take all three of us over
LegendBait: Mo-mi’s House! Mo-mi’s House!
RunForTheMountains: Have you done any maintenance since she left
CriticalHit: I’ve been busy!
RunForTheMountains: This may take a few more days than the weekend.
GetOffTheMountain: We can stay come back next weekend
GetOffTheMountain: We’ll probably stay the whole week before they all get here anyways.
LegendBait: That you guys?
GetOffTheMountain: You greet the Charizard before us?
GetOffTheMountain: You named your brother’s Charizard Cheez-It
RunForTheMountains: He was three
RunForTheMountains: Charizard doesn’t respond to anything but it and “Charizard”
RunForTheMountains: How did you not know this
LegendBait: He’s just throwing his hands up, he’s not even signing
RunForTheMountains: Yeah he does this sometimes. It confuses Hapu because she thinks all of it is signing.
RunForTheMountains: SPEAKING OF WHICH
LegendBait: SHE IS PRECIOUS AND BADASS
RunForTheMountains: I know!!
CriticalHit: Guys, let’s get to work. I don’t want to die.
LegendBait has posted BeforePicture
PM from PsychicBean to LegendBait
PsychicBean: There are three (3) Kantonian fighters here right now
PsychicBean: h e l p
LegendBait: We’re cleaning Momi’s house right now because she’s friends with my Dad and is coming back when all of my family comes into the region to watch me fail at a school thing
LegendBait: The most help I can offer is asking if you want to come help us clean
PsychicBean: I’ll Take It
Alola Family Chat
GetOffTheMountain: oh my gosh they’re adorable
GetOffTheMountain: Were we ever that cute?
RunForTheMountains: I think we were too salty to be cute
RunForTheMountains: I now see why Professor Uncle Kukui had to ask tho. Wow y'all do that every time you greet and go?
LegendBait: I’m on this chat, you know
LegendBait: It's an effective non-vocal greeting method that allows us to display the affection we have for each other without any actually-together PDA
RunForTheMountains: Introduces Us To Your Boyfriend Satoshi
GetOffTheMountain: Introduces Us To Your Boyfriend Satoshi
LegendBait: He’s not my boyfriend, we’re not sure what we want to be. Not everyone is planning their wedding at the age of eleven @GetOffTheMountain
GetOffTheMountain: I dedicate my life to our lord and savior Giratina and this is the thanks I get?
CriticalHit: He literally got in the washing machine wow
CriticalHit: Hau is helping clean?
CriticalHit: Thank fuck
LegendBait: So is Raichu!
CriticalHit: Thank fuck
RunForTheMountains: Hapu is fascinated by him
LegendBait: He’s pretty fascinating
RunForTheMountains: That’s kinda gay Satoshi
LegendBait: Says the man married to his childhood best friend
RunForTheMountains: Well yeah, I speak from experience
LegendBait: Go get your husband out of the washing machine, I don’t think anyone helped him out of there
Johto-Kanto Alliance Chat
TheAwaitedChild: My mute older brother is somehow interrogating the guy I’m taking it slow with
TheAwaitedChild: Hau does not speak Kantonese or Johtonese sign language
TheAwaitedChild: @Hohoho what did you do
Hohoho: How do you know it was me?
TheAwaitedChild: You love Red more than you love your own children
ZiggyZiggyTail: He’s right
NotAnUnown: It’s okay though
CrystalCrown: We also love Red more than we love you.
Hohoho: I just thought it would be fun to set up a minor failsafe for him!
Hohoho: It’s an innate ability to be understood by any valid romantic interest you have
TheAwaitedChild: That’s fucking terrifying
TheAwaitedChild: Does he even realize this is a thing?
OneBlackCoffee: Probably not. You’ve never had any valid romantic interests before
TheAwaitedChild: There are some people who would like to argue with you about that but you’re not wrong
WCDONALDS: One person
FoodAtHome: No there was that guy remember
WCDONALDS: Oh yeah!
WCDONALDS: From Sinnoh!
WCDONALDS: It’s such a meme of a name
TheAwaitedChild: This comes from one of a trio that chose their chat names off of the “Driving By A WcDonalds” triangle placement meme.
TheAwaitedChild: Specifically one that should definitely have bought me WcDonalds but never has
WCDONALDS: Give me like ten minutes
TheAwaitedChild: I DIDN’T MEAN NOW
Alola Family Chat
GetOffTheMountain: Satoshi why is Zaptos here with WcDonalds
LegendBait: Why are you blaming me? I have nothing to do with the legendary birds. Not since The Bad Time #2.
GetOffTheMountains: What about the panicked reaction that had you scrambling for the roof ten minutes ago
LegendBait: Oh hey it’s Unova WcDonalds with those special Zebstrika shaped nuggets and the special sauce
LegendBait: GREEN KEEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND MY WCDONALDS
CriticalHit: Does someone want to tell me why Satoshi fell off of the roof and onto a giant lightning bird
CriticalHit: We already have one of those on the island, make it go away
RunForTheMountains: Are you okay? You look so dead
CriticalHit: I have inhaled so much SnovSol but the house is somewhat presentable
CriticalHit: Get the non-native Thunder Chicken out of our Region
LegendBait: hE'S LEAVING
PM from LegendBait to PsychicBean
LegendBait: Do you want some of these nuggets?
PsychicBean: Yes please!