CriticalHit: Okay I’m sure I can put together something real quick???
CriticalHit: But I got you a present so get your butt down to the lab.
GetOffTheMountain: DID IT GET THERE???
CriticalHit: It did, it did
CriticalHit: Ash where are you
CriticalHit: Oh I hear you coming down now
LegendBait: It’s a fucking Rotom???
ROTOMDEX has added itself to Family Chat
CriticalHit: Oh I don’t like that
ROTOMDEX: Hello Satoshi’s Family!
ROTOMDEX: I now have access to all of his chat rooms
ROTOMDEX: Wait, no. There is one app I am completely unable to access.
LegendBait: Good. I only need three data hackers in those chats, besides myself.
GetOffTheMountain: <eyes emoji>
RunForTheMountains: <eyes emoji>
DragonFite: <eyes emoji>
DragonMaster: <eyes emoji>
TheMomther: <eyes emoji>
GrowYourOwnDad: <eyes emoji>
MegaMistake: Oh is it that chat app you were working on while you recovered from the Crisis?
LegendBait: Tis Indeed
LegendBait: Also holy shit Aunt Ibuki’s on. Did you finally get wifi in the cave?
ROTOMDEX: Satoshi, why can I not access this app?
LegendBait: Its password protected
ROTOMDEX: It does not seem to have that kind of code
LegendBait: I also don’t want a sentient pokedex to have access to it.
CriticalHit: @LegendBait I’m calling Hala, can you run to the market and pick up my berry order from Anela + like five Sitris berries???
LegendBait: Got it!
LegendBait has left Family Chat
CriticalHit: Is this kid going to be the death of me?
GetOffTheMountain: Actually, it’s more likely for him to die than anyone else.
GetOffTheMountain: Shigeru and I ran the statistics after Sinnoh.
CriticalHit: so much worse
TheAwaitedChild has entered The Legendarium
TheAwaitedChild: Get sent to do a berry pick up, catch a pokemon
TheAwaitedChild: @BullInAChinaShop You’re Grass/Fairy right???
BullInAChinaShop: I am
TheAwaitedChild has sent HappyBirb
BullInAChinaShop: A Rowlet!! It does look very happy!! As do you!!
TheAwaitedChild: I helped it save its friends from some stupid people and it decided it wanted to come with me!!!
TheAwaitedChild: Rotom can’t believe it. Still took the photo for me though!
Necromancer: Rotom? The electric ghost annoyance?
TheAwaitedChild: One of my human uncles—the one I’m living with right now!!—got me a special pokedex for it and now it keeps trying to hack into the chat app I use to communicate with you guys because otherwise my brain would overload
CloneMa: Oh worm.
CloneMa: If I get a phone will you put the app on it for me?
TheAwaitedChild: Sure!! As long as the Kapu don’t mind you swinging by
DesignatedHealer: We don’t mind, feel free Cousin.
CloneMa: Now to acquire a phone.
CloneMa has left The Legendarium
TheAwaitedChild: Anyways, said human uncle is taking me to visit Kahuna Hala tomorrow
TheAwaitedChild: I claimed a need for spiritual advice
TheAwaitedChild: But in fact I just want to punch a dad in the face until he talks to me @HereComesThe
DesignatedHealer: I mean I’d say that’s a pretty spiritual pursuit.
Necromancer: I concur.
BullInAChinaShop: You should come visit, I’m lonely and so is my Kahuna because he’s a bitter old man
Necromancer: Bulu calling out his own chosen Kahuna like what
BullInAChinaShop: He is the best! But he is also depressed by the experiences that have brought him to this point.
BullInAChinaShop: He is only really talking to his niece, because she forces him, his co-workers, because they require instruction, and his many many many Meowths.
TheAwaitedChild: He likes cat pokemon?
TheAwaitedChild: @ZiggyZiggyTail @NotAnUnown @CrystalCrown
TheAwaitedChild: Who wants to help me cure a man’s depression
BullInAChinaShop: I occasionally forget that Entei, Raikou, and Suicune are feline like.
NotAnUnown: That is mostly Suicune and his antlers’ fault
NotAnUnown: Though some people call us dogs.
NotAnUnown: How they can when Raikou is in our number, I don’t know.
BullInAChinaShop: And I am terrified of calling on Mew.
Grandma: G o o d
Grandma: And of course I’ll help Satoshi!!
Grandma: And wait, isn’t Zeraora feline too???
BullInAChinaShop: I am terrified of Zeraora almost as much as I am of you
ThunderCatMark3: I’ll also help, because Bulu is afraid of me and it’s funny
TheAwaitedChild: Can we manage tonight? I don’t really want to go to sleep.
Grandma: Satoshi that is bad for you but also we probably can
Grandma: I’ll pop an aura sphere in you to make sure you’re ready for tomorrow.
Grandma: I’ll start gathering everyone.
TheAwaitedChild: Is it considered a field trip if it’s with family?
OhDeer: It is if you want it to be but I’d consider it more of an errand
TheAwaitedChild: Oh my gods that’s even better
TheAwaitedChild: I can be nonchalant.
Alola You Fricks
LegendBait has entered Alola You Fricks Alola!
LegendBait: I’m going to Ula’Ula on an errand does anyone want anything
FlameOn: Why do I get the suspicion that something evoking your chat name is happening
LegendBait: When Kapu-Bulu asks you to cure a man’s depression, do you say no?
LegendBait: Or do you round up as many feline-leaning legendaries as possible and go on an errand two islands away?
FlameOn: Can I come?
LegendBait: I mean I can ask?
IdRatherEatDirt: There’s a type of root there that you can buy in the grocery store if it’s not closed when you get there. I’ll pay you back. It’s large and red, you can’t miss it.
LegendBait: Okay! @ZapBolt @IcyBean @BubbleOrBust Y’all want anything
IcyBean: I want to know what I just read
LegendBait: Which part
BubbleOrBust: I think she means the Y’all part
IcyBean: Yes. That part. What does it mean.
BubbleOrBust: You all. Also @LegendBait I want doritos.
ZapBolt: Can you pick up a component from my cousin? He works at the observatory
LegendBait: Yeah message him to be on the lookout for
LegendBait: A pikachu, if pikachu can carry it. If not he’s gonna get a whole lot of legendaries in his house.
LegendBait: Also @FlameOn You can come!!
ZapBolt: Pikachu can carry it!
LegendBait: @FlameOn Mew’s gonna teleport you so be careful
FlameOn: MEW??? Okapoiihrppf
ROTOMDEX has entered Alola You Fricks
ROTOMDEX: YOU ARE MEETING LEGENDARIES WITHOUT ME??? I AM ALERTING PROFESSOR KUKUI