Luna goes over to Sam and says she’s gay and wishes they could make out on the beach like in the Coca-Cola commercials
Sam says no. Why? Because I’M STRAIGHT! AND I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE GAY! HA HA HA! NOW I’M GONNA SLANDER YOU OVER THE SCHOOL!
Luna asked but what about the letter? She said this ecause she thought Sam had smiled at the letter. Sam said it was because her smile was for being happy that she could hate on a gay girl. She walkded away.
Luna was very upset for two reasons.
First, Sam got her sexy orientation wrong. She’s bi.
Second, she didn’t wanna be sladered. Slandering was bad.
Third she was rejected by her girl crush.
It all made her very sad and she started to weep loudly.
Then there’s a guy who walks up behind her lke a minute later. It’s not Sully/George or anyone Luna knows but is some guy who was a transfer. He was from another school. In Beaverton. His name is Theophilus (Theo for short). He is 18 years old, has curly brown hair and a pale complexion. He was tall and skinny and kind of dorky but also cute in a tall, skinny, kind of adorky way. Luna had seem ihm before but it was during musical class, so it was too loud for her to say hi. But she knew he was a good music player. He played he keyboard and sang. He sounds like Freddy Mercury.
Theo will talk to Luna. He will ask why she looks so sad.
Luna will have replied that it was becasue she will have been being slandered.
Theo asked why she will have been being slandere
Luna says because shes bi but her crush thought whe was gay and so got mad at her and was yelling about how evil she is.
theo said do yo uwanna be my boyfriend.
Luna nooded in ahppiness. They kissed and they became boyfriend and girlfriend and they updated their Facebook pages to show that they were “In A Relationship”.
Luna looked down at herself. She is straight now! Theo had cured her! Hooray!
Sam walks over like a minute later and said, I HAVE DESTROYED YOUR GOD NAME AND SLATHERED YOU OVER TE SCHOOL!
Luna stood up and shoo her first at her and eylled that she was now strait because of theo and now her slanders were lies and so they had no more power!
Ssam gaped in anxiety. Lun was right!
Luan said thank you to Theo and they kissed again ahd then Lori came up to them and said it was time to go home.
Luna rode home on the Vanzilla, feeling very very happy about her great luck.