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Iida Tenya has made a new group chat!

Iida Tenya has added 19 people to the group chat!

 Aizawa Shouta has left the group chat!

 

Shoji Mezou: I mean

Shoji Mezou: I wouldn’t blame him

Todoroki Shouto: True

Todoroki Shouto: that being said

 

Todoroki Shouto has left the group chat!

Bakugou Katsuki has left the group chat!

Iida Tenya has added Todoroki Shouto and Bakugou Katsuki to the group chat!

 

Ashido Mina: stay bakugouuuuu

Kaminari Denki: stayyyyy

Sero Hanta: stayyyyyyyy

Jirou Kyouka: how did you get my number??

Iida Tenya: WE EACH TRADED OUR NUMBERS WITH ONE ANOTHER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR

Bakugou Katsuki: I didn’t give any of you extras my number

Iida Tenya: I KNOW

Iida Tenya: I GOT IT FROM KIRISHIMA

Kirishima Eijirou: you weren’t supposed to say that

Bakugou Katsuki: remind me to never trust you with anything ever again

Kirishima Eijirou: bakubro noo

Bakugou Katsuki: don’t call me that

Hagakure Tooru: why make a group chat?

Hagakure Tooru: not that I’m against it or anything!!

Hagakure Tooru: but we see each other in class everyday

Asui Tsuyu: and we live together

Iida Tenya: I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GREAT WAY TO RETAIN CONTACT WHEN WE WEREN’T TOGETHER!

Iida Tenya: PLUS, IT’S A GREAT WAY FOR US TO COMMUNICATE WITH KOUDA!

Kouda Kouji: thank you  (^ ^)b

Uraraka Ochako: I think it’s a great idea!

Midoriya Izuku: me too!!

Ojiro Mashirao: of course the Deku squad would agree

Todoroki Shouto: the Deku suad?

Ojiro Mashirao: it’s like the Bakusquad

Ojiro Mashirao: but with deku

Satou Rikidou: i thought Todoroki was in it?

Todoroki Shouto: I am?

Yaoyorozu Momo: he is?

Tokoyami Fumikage: he seems more like a lone ranger type

Todoroki Shouto: Is

Todoroki Shouto: Is that a bad thing?

Aoyama Yuga: of course not monsieur~

Iida Tenya: OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE MISSING ONE, BUT AOYAMA IS INDEED PRESENT IN THIS GROUP CHAT

Kaminari Denki: I forgot sparkle boy existed for a moment there

Aoyama Yuga: wow merci

Kouda Kouji: Aren’t we missing someone else?

Ashido Mina: no

Asui Tsuyu: no

Uraraka Ochako: no

Jirou Kyouka: no

Yaoyorozu Momo: no

Midoriya Izuku: no

Kirishima Eijirou: no

Bakugou Katsuki: no

Uraraka Ochako: ooh, Bakugou joined in!!

Todoroki Shouto: I'm shook

Midoriya Izuku: wHo taught him that

Bakugou Katsuki: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS SURPRISED

 

Bakugou Katsuki has left the group chat!

 

Hagakure Tooru: awww

Todoroki Shouto: .. was it me?

Midoriya Izuku: no it wasn't Todoroki!!

Yaoyorozu Momo: it's fine, we all know how Bakugou is

 

Kirishima Eijirou has added Bakugou Katsuki to the group chat!

 

Kirishima Eijirou: I'll just add you back every time

Bakugou Katsuki: you can't keep it up forever

Kirishima Eijirou: you know by now that I have a lot of stamina

Ashido Mina: aHEM

Kaminari Denki: aHem

Sero Hanta: aHeM 

Satou Rikidou: aNyways

Satou Rikidou: Aoyama, your first name is Yuga?

Aoyama Yuga: ah, oui~

Shoji Mezou: what?

Aoyama Yuga: Yes~

Satou Rikidou: huh

Satou Rikidou: I thought it would sound more

Satou Rididou: french

 

Aoyama Yuga changed their name to étincelant!

 

étincelant: better now?

Satou Rikidou: that's not what I meant but

Satou Rikidou: nice

Ashido Mina: what the heck is that

Ashido Mina: a language we understand please

Ashido Mina: also

 

Ashido Mina changed their name to alien queen!  

Asui Tsuyu changed their name to kermit the frog!

 

Iida Tenya: I ASSUME WE ARE ALL CHANGING OUR USERNAMES

Iida Tenya: THEN I WILL MODIFY MY OWN AS WELL

 

Iida Tenya changed their name to Class Rep!

Uraraka Ochako changed their name to gucci garbage can!

Ojiro Mashirao changed their name to Ojiro!

Kaminari Denki changed their name to detective pikachu!

Kirishima Eijirou changed their to softboi!

Kouda Kouji change their name to snow white!

Satou Rikidou  changed their name to  candy crush !

Shoji Mezou  changed their name to  one man show !

Jirou Kyouka  changed their name to radiohead!

Sero Hanta  changed their name to  flex tape !

Fumikage Tokoyami  changed their name to birdbox extra!

Todoroki Shouto  changed their name to Shouto!

Hagakure Tooru changed their name to can't touch this!

Bakugou Katsuki changed their name to King Explosion Murder!

Midoriya Izuku  changed their name to Deku!

Yaoyorozu Momo  changed their name to glorified 3D printer!

 

glorified 3D printer: okay

glorified 3D printer: some of these names we can keep

can't touch this: Iida, Ojiro, Tokoyami, Todoroki, and Bakugou !!

can’t touch this: change your names !!

King Explosion Murder: WHY DO I HAVE TO CHANGE MY MINE?!

King Explosion Murder: LOOK AT ROUND FACE

gucci garbage can: gucci garbage can

can’t touch this: nevermind, you can keep yours!

gucci garbage can: but if you think of a better name, could you change it?

King Explosion Murder: No

gucci garbage can: ah, it was worth a shot

King Explosion Murder: coming from you, there was not shot at all

birdbox extra: my username doesn’t confirm to your liking?

can’t touch this: I haven’t seen the movie yet

can’t touch this: spoilers !

alien queen: it came a long time ago??

one man show: it’s never too late for spoilers

Class Rep: I BELIEVE MY USERNAME EASILY ALLOWS OTHERS TO RECOGNIZE ME

kermit the frog: but Yaoyorozu is also a class rep

radiohead: she’s technically vice president

radiohead: but yeah

Ojiro: Let’s just change it guys

detective pikachu: wait Iida, check your messages

Class Rep: WHY?

detective pikachu: i sent a good username

detective pikachu: just change it

detective pikachu: nvm, i see you in the common area, give me your phone

 

Ojiro changed their name to jwbfjd!

Class Rep changed their name to SANIC

birdbox extra changed their to 3am lofi!

Shouto changed their name to icy hot!

King Explosion Murder changed their name to Lord Explosion Murder

 

SANIC: WHY SANIC

softboi: i mean

softboi: we should’ve expected that

snow white: It suits Iida well

candy crush: Bakugou didn’t change his

Lord Explosion Murder: what the fuck are you talking about

Lord Explosion Murder: I changed it

softboi: I’ll change it for him later guys

Lord Explosion Murder: Touch my phone and I’ll kill you

Lord Explosion Murder: and YOU

Lord Explosion Murder: WHY ARE YOU USING THAT NAME

3am lofi: ?

jwbfjd: me?

icy hot: Me?

jwbfjd: ohh you mean Todoroki

jwbfjd: and I can't think of anything

icy hot: Me neither

alien queen: cOme on guyss

alien queen: you guys can't think of oNe nickname???

Deku: Todoroki, pass me your phone!

3am lofi: so my username is adequate?

radiohead: lofi is good, yeah

flex tape: and sanic is better than class rep so

SANIC: THANKS

detective pikachu: excuse me I came up with the name

 

jwbfjd changed their name to help me please!

icy hot  changed their name to elsa but not really!

 

elsa but not really: and how is this better than the last?

Deku: I tried!!!

Lord Explosion Murder: it's shit

Deku: elsa is a fucking great kacchan

can't touch this: gASP

can't touch this: cover your ears yaoyorozu

glorified 3D printer: I know what swear words are ! ! !

 

help me please changed their name to please help i can't think of a name!

 

snow white: ummm

snow white: how about

snow white: nvm, I don't have anything either  (._. )

 

please help i can't think of a name has changed their name to karate tailman!

 

karate tailman: this is the best I've got

karate tailman: I'm keeping this

karate tailman: please

étincelant: it’s perfect~

softboi: yeah, it’s fine, don’t worry!

Lord Explosion Murder: great, now that that’s down

Lord Explosion Murder: can everyone SHUT UP and GO TO SLEEP

SANIC: ACK

SANIC: I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT OUR CURFEW!

SANIC: EVERYBODY, PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR DEVICES AND HEAD BACK TO YOUR ROOMS!

kermit the frog: goodnight everyone!!

gucci garbage can: night night Tsuyu!

étincelant: bonne nuit~

alien queen: night y’all

flex tape: *night ya’ll

detective pikachu: *night yall

karate tailman: Night guys

softboi: see ya guys!

snow white: (^ ^)  goodnight!

candy crush: later

one man show: don’t let the bed bugs die

3am lofi: don’t die in your sleep

Deku: that’s a no for me

Deku: but goodnight everyone!!

elsa but not really: Night

can't touch this: nighty night !!

radiohead: lmao

radiohead: i’m out (not really tho, i gotta finish some work)

SANIC: FINISH QUICKLY SO THAT YOU MAY GET ENOUGH REST FOR TOMORROW!

SANIC: I WISH YOU ALL A GOOD SLEEP!

glorified 3D printer: See you all tomorrow ! !

softboi: ..

softboi: bakugouuu?

Lord Explosion Murder: what

softboi: Bakugouuuuu?

Lord Explosion Murder: No

softboi: aw cmon, Bakugou! 

Lord Explosion Murder: shut up and go to sleep

Lord Explosion Murder: gnight or whatever

 

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