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Sonic added Smol Might , Zuko , metapod , gaydynamite , lesbab , and 14 others to a chat

 

Sonic changed chat name to Class 1A

 

Sonic: Hello fellow students! Please use this group chat responsibly, and with good reason!

 

spooderman: omg

 

spooderman: you didn’t

 

pichu: ohhhhh but he did

 

gaydynamite: I already hate this fucking thing…

 

pichu changed the chat name to big mistake dad

 

bubbles: dad

 

bubbles: omg, I see it

 

bubbles: hold on

 

bubbles changed Sonic ’s name to Dad

 

bubbles: there

 

Dad: I- why?

 

metapod: omg wait, wheres mom?

 

Mom: You called?

 

lesbab: mom! we found dad!

 

Mom: you mean, I won’t have to raise this family all on my own?

 

Mom: finally!!!!!

 

Mom: wait, I’m a lesbian….

 

gaydynamite: what the fuck is wrong with you all

 

genos: you want a list, or-?

 

gaydynamite: I hate all of you

 

metapod: even me?

 

pichu: oh damn

 

spooderman: the time has come

 

genos: bakugou must choose between his pride and his boyfriend

 

gaydynamite: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

pichu: damn, aggressive

 

gaydynamite: what the fuck did I just say?

 

Zuko: can you all stop spamming? we’re trying to watch Ghibli

 

genos: oh, shit, sorry

 

genos: everybody shut up

 

genos: wait, ‘we’re’?

 

Zuko: shit

 

Zuko: nevermind

 

Zuko: forget that

 

Zuko: keep spamming

 

genos: omg, are you on a date

 

Zuko: …….

 

Zuko has left the chat

 

pichu: omg

 

pichu: the boi got a boyf

 

Smol Might: uh, could you guys maybe keep it down? I’m trying to study

 

genos: yeah, yeah

 

genos: bakusquad, move out!

 

Dad: I’m disabling this chat for the time being. Everybody, please finish your homework!

 

Dad has booted Smol Might , Metapod , lesbab , Mom and 14 others 

from big mistake dad

 

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genos added Zuko, gaydynamite, lesbab, Mom, and 4 others to Resident Gay Meeting Club

 

tired jr: why is this back

 

genos: bc I can

 

tired jr: that’s not an actual answer

 

tired jr: but fine

 

tired jr: fuck you too 

 

genos: thats fair

 

genos: now

 

genos: is everyone here

 

Zuko: does it matter

 

genos: yes

 

Zuko: but does it really

 

genos: double yes

 

genos: now roll call

 

genos: bakugone

 

gaydynamite: I will strangle you

 

genos: kinky. momo <3

 

Mom: Present

 

genos: great! aoyama

 

frenchmens: ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* here *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

 

gaydynamite: ugh…

 

genos: kiri, elbow ur bf for me

 

metapod: can’t. In different room

 

lesbab: oof

 

genos: k, there's tsu + krill

 

genos: *kiri

 

metapod: *offended krill sounds*

 

tired jr: *offended frog noises*

 

tired jr: wlw mlm solaridy

 

Mom: You spelled that wrong.

 

tired jr: I KNOW

 

genos: so that’s shin-man accounted for

 

tired jr: what the fuck did you just call me?

 

genos: read back for yourself

 

genos: anyways where’s shojo?

 

tentman: ...why?

 

gaydynamite: I’m too tired for this shit

 

Zuko: it’s 8:30 pm?

 

gaydynamite: shut the fuck up two-face, and let me sleep

 

lesbab: can I just say how proud I am of Bakuhoe for not using all caps?

 

metapod: *bows*

 

tired jr: what did you do

 

metapod: well you all know what happened to Bakubro’s last phone

 

genos: yeah, why 

 

metapod: well I took him out phone shopping and he picked out a flip phone

 

Zuko: ...why?

 

metapod: idk

 

metapod: anywasy- I texted him a bunch and he broke the shift key

 

genos: anywasy

 

Zuko: anywasy

 

Mom: anywasy

 

lebab: anywasy

 

tired jr: anywasy

 

frenchmens: ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* anywasy *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

 

tentman: anywasy

 

gaydynamite: A. L. L. O. F. Y. O. U. S. H. U. T. T. H. E. F. U C. K. U. P.

 

genos: ok, geez, we’re going

 

genos has disbanded the group Resident Gay Meeting Club


 Zuko, gaydynamite, lesbab, Mom, and 4 others were kicked from Resident Gay Meeting Club