Chapter 1: I
Sonic added Smol Might , Zuko , metapod , gaydynamite , lesbab , and 14 others to a chat
Sonic changed chat name to Class 1A
Sonic: Hello fellow students! Please use this group chat responsibly, and with good reason!
spooderman: you didn’t
pichu: ohhhhh but he did
gaydynamite: I already hate this fucking thing…
pichu changed the chat name to big mistake dad
bubbles: omg, I see it
bubbles: hold on
bubbles changed Sonic ’s name to Dad
Dad: I- why?
metapod: omg wait, wheres mom?
Mom: You called?
lesbab: mom! we found dad!
Mom: you mean, I won’t have to raise this family all on my own?
Mom: wait, I’m a lesbian….
gaydynamite: what the fuck is wrong with you all
genos: you want a list, or-?
gaydynamite: I hate all of you
metapod: even me?
pichu: oh damn
spooderman: the time has come
genos: bakugou must choose between his pride and his boyfriend
gaydynamite: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
pichu: damn, aggressive
gaydynamite: what the fuck did I just say?
Zuko: can you all stop spamming? we’re trying to watch Ghibli
genos: oh, shit, sorry
genos: everybody shut up
genos: wait, ‘we’re’?
Zuko: forget that
Zuko: keep spamming
genos: omg, are you on a date
Zuko has left the chat
pichu: the boi got a boyf
Smol Might: uh, could you guys maybe keep it down? I’m trying to study
genos: yeah, yeah
genos: bakusquad, move out!
Dad: I’m disabling this chat for the time being. Everybody, please finish your homework!
Dad has booted Smol Might , Metapod , lesbab , Mom and 14 others
from big mistake dad
Chapter 2: II
I've come to the conclusion that I don't need sleep
I need help
(also sorry this update took so long)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
genos added Zuko, gaydynamite, lesbab, Mom, and 4 others to Resident Gay Meeting Club
tired jr: why is this back
genos: bc I can
tired jr: that’s not an actual answer
tired jr: but fine
tired jr: fuck you too
genos: thats fair
genos: is everyone here
Zuko: does it matter
Zuko: but does it really
genos: double yes
genos: now roll call
gaydynamite: I will strangle you
genos: kinky. momo <3
genos: great! aoyama
frenchmens: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* here *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
genos: kiri, elbow ur bf for me
metapod: can’t. In different room
genos: k, there's tsu + krill
metapod: *offended krill sounds*
tired jr: *offended frog noises*
tired jr: wlw mlm solaridy
Mom: You spelled that wrong.
tired jr: I KNOW
genos: so that’s shin-man accounted for
tired jr: what the fuck did you just call me?
genos: read back for yourself
genos: anyways where’s shojo?
gaydynamite: I’m too tired for this shit
Zuko: it’s 8:30 pm?
gaydynamite: shut the fuck up two-face, and let me sleep
lesbab: can I just say how proud I am of Bakuhoe for not using all caps?
tired jr: what did you do
metapod: well you all know what happened to Bakubro’s last phone
genos: yeah, why
metapod: well I took him out phone shopping and he picked out a flip phone
metapod: anywasy- I texted him a bunch and he broke the shift key
tired jr: anywasy
frenchmens: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* anywasy *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
gaydynamite: A. L. L. O. F. Y. O. U. S. H. U. T. T. H. E. F. U C. K. U. P.
genos: ok, geez, we’re going
genos has disbanded the group Resident Gay Meeting Club
Zuko, gaydynamite, lesbab, Mom, and 4 others were kicked from Resident Gay Meeting Club
so, sorry for any typos
I tried to brush them off kinda in the story, but it is kinda hard to write on a very bumpy bus
uh... new peeps:
tired jr- shinsou