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Sonic added Smol Might , Zuko , metapod , gaydynamite , lesbab , and 14 others to a chat

 

Sonic changed chat name to Class 1A

 

Sonic: Hello fellow students! Please use this group chat responsibly, and with good reason!

 

spooderman: omg

 

spooderman: you didn’t

 

pichu: ohhhhh but he did

 

gaydynamite: I already hate this fucking thing…

 

pichu changed the chat name to big mistake dad

 

bubbles: dad

 

bubbles: omg, I see it

 

bubbles: hold on

 

bubbles changed Sonic ’s name to Dad

 

bubbles: there

 

Dad: I- why?

 

metapod: omg wait, wheres mom?

 

Mom: You called?

 

lesbab: mom! we found dad!

 

Mom: you mean, I won’t have to raise this family all on my own?

 

Mom: finally!!!!!

 

Mom: wait, I’m a lesbian….

 

gaydynamite: what the fuck is wrong with you all

 

genos: you want a list, or-?

 

gaydynamite: I hate all of you

 

metapod: even me?

 

pichu: oh damn

 

spooderman: the time has come

 

genos: bakugou must choose between his pride and his boyfriend

 

gaydynamite: ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

pichu: damn, aggressive

 

gaydynamite: what the fuck did I just say?

 

Zuko: can you all stop spamming? we’re trying to watch Ghibli

 

genos: oh, shit, sorry

 

genos: everybody shut up

 

genos: wait, ‘we’re’?

 

Zuko: shit

 

Zuko: nevermind

 

Zuko: forget that

 

Zuko: keep spamming

 

genos: omg, are you on a date

 

Zuko: …….

 

Zuko has left the chat

 

pichu: omg

 

pichu: the boi got a boyf

 

Smol Might: uh, could you guys maybe keep it down? I’m trying to study

 

genos: yeah, yeah

 

genos: bakusquad, move out!

 

Dad: I’m disabling this chat for the time being. Everybody, please finish your homework!

 

Dad has booted Smol Might , Metapod , lesbab , Mom and 14 others 

from big mistake dad