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Sonic added Smol Might , Zuko , metapod , gaydynamite , lesbab , and 14 others to a chat


Sonic changed chat name to Class 1A


Sonic: Hello fellow students! Please use this group chat responsibly, and with good reason!


spooderman: omg


spooderman: you didn’t


pichu: ohhhhh but he did


gaydynamite: I already hate this fucking thing…


pichu changed the chat name to big mistake dad


bubbles: dad


bubbles: omg, I see it


bubbles: hold on


bubbles changed Sonic ’s name to Dad


bubbles: there


Dad: I- why?


metapod: omg wait, wheres mom?


Mom: You called?


lesbab: mom! we found dad!


Mom: you mean, I won’t have to raise this family all on my own?


Mom: finally!!!!!


Mom: wait, I’m a lesbian….


gaydynamite: what the fuck is wrong with you all


genos: you want a list, or-?


gaydynamite: I hate all of you


metapod: even me?


pichu: oh damn


spooderman: the time has come


genos: bakugou must choose between his pride and his boyfriend




pichu: damn, aggressive


gaydynamite: what the fuck did I just say?


Zuko: can you all stop spamming? we’re trying to watch Ghibli


genos: oh, shit, sorry


genos: everybody shut up


genos: wait, ‘we’re’?


Zuko: shit


Zuko: nevermind


Zuko: forget that


Zuko: keep spamming


genos: omg, are you on a date


Zuko: …….


Zuko has left the chat


pichu: omg


pichu: the boi got a boyf


Smol Might: uh, could you guys maybe keep it down? I’m trying to study


genos: yeah, yeah


genos: bakusquad, move out!


Dad: I’m disabling this chat for the time being. Everybody, please finish your homework!


Dad has booted Smol Might , Metapod , lesbab , Mom and 14 others 

from big mistake dad