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What Your Favorite Star Wars Expanded Universe Ship Says About You

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Mara Jade x Luke Skywalker

You are heterosexual.

 

Leia Organa x Han Solo

You actually watched the movies before you read the books... and you're also heterosexual.

 

Qui-Gon Jinn x Obi-Wan Kenobi

You're really into mentor figures with soothing voices... also, obligatory [FBI, OPEN UP]

 

Roan Lands x Ferus Olin

You cried when you saw the square on that EU Bingo meme that said "Lucasfilm said no gays allowed."

 

Gilad Pellaeon x Thrawn

Your ideal fancast for these two is Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch.

 

Kyp Durron x Jaina Solo

Out of all the unhealthy decisions you made at 19, dating a man in his 30s was the least unhealthy.

 

Wes Janson x Hobbie Klivian

When you first read Check, Please, you were ecstatic that the hole in your heart shaped like soft gay boys named Derek was finally filled.

 

Shada D'ukal x Talon Karrde

You were really into MaraKarrde, but you also hate breaking up canon relationships.

 

Lando Calrissian x Mara Jade

Your hobbies include dunking on Star Wars authors, and you're not afraid of invoking the wrath of Timothy Zahn fanboys.

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi x Siri Tachi

You're really into forbidden romances, but you also really hate rich girls.

 

Wedge Antillies x Luke Skywalker

You just wanted good things for Wedge, and really, who wouldn't?

 

Wedge Antilles x Tycho Celchu

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being the only two sane coworkers.

 

Tycho Celchu x Winter Retrac

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma.

 

Face Loran x Ton Phanan

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of dying in your lover's arms.

 

Qui-Gon Jinn x Tahl

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of dying in your lover's arms... and you are heterosexual.

 

Callista Ming x Luke Skywalker

You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being haunted.

 

Jaina Solo x Zekk

You really like the idea of JainaKyp, but you draw the line at characters who met when one was a toddler.

 

Lando Calrissian x Luke Skywalker

Remember when they spent a book wandering the galaxy, searching for sugar mamas? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

Tenel Ka Djo x Jaina Solo

You just wish your sister-in-law was actually your wife.

 

Mara Jade x Leia Organa

This is just the same joke as Jaina and Tenel Ka, but you're also really into MILFs.

 

 

 

 

Han Solo x Bria Tharen

You were: a) Salty when Solo came out; b) Salty when Rogue One came out; or c) both.