Chapter 1: "Her" part 1
A scarf. His scarf.
Anger. Sadness. Loneliness. Grief. Sorrow. VENGEANCE
Red eyes. Again.
Dusty knife, again. But... this time... there is blood. His own blood.
There's giggling. Laughing.
He looked up.
THAT DAMN SMILE.
Red rose up from his bed as if he was trying to gasp for air. Because he was.
It felt like suffocating. That nightmare--memory ,rather, was suffocating.
He rubbed his face--err.. um, skull with his phalanges and got dressed before Papyrus got up here ,broke the door, and kicked his bony ass.
He looked at himself in the mirror.
He wore his typical black hoodie,cream colored sweater, and black basketball shorts. He had put on his red sneakers snd golden rings. His pernament, sharp-ass, lazy, toothy smile was plastered on his face.His golden tooth glinted and he felt a pinch of pride on his soul. His sockets showed two bright pin -pricks that lit up the entirety of his skull.
His smile grew which showed that he was satisfied. He got out of his room to see Papyrus who, also, was preparing for the "casual outing".The outing was set up by the kid since the little nut-ball wanted some quality time with their friends and family. Poor kid had to deal with all the political bullshit instead of doing what 10 year olds should be doing right now.
He walked down the stairs to greet his younger brother.
Papyrus looked to see his older brother standing there with the usual hands in his pockets and shit-eating grin.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S "SUP" BROTHER-""da ceiling"
Papyrus' eye twitched
"sorry, sorry. go on.
"SIGH. AS I WAS SAYING, IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAD WOKE UP AND PREPARED IN A "TOLERABLE" HOUR! BUT, OFCOURSE, YOU CANNOT BEST THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS ON TIME MANAGEMENT!NYAHAHA!,Papyrus commented with his usual "Great and Terrible Papyrus™" tone.
Gods, he loved his baby bro so much.
"yup. didn't wanna dissapoint da kid."
Papyrus hummed in acknowledgement and eyed Red expectantly.Probably inspecting him.
"HMM... IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAD WORN SOMETHING LESS... HORRIBLE.. BUT, IT WILL SUFFICE!"
Red raised a bony brow. Papyrus actually complimented him(well,as far as a compliment can go).Huh, must be in a good mood.
Now, Papyrus may seem that he hates his brother but ,in reality, he loves him as much as Red loves him. Both get in fights very often, but they don't hate each other. Papyrus will always be Sans' baby bro no matter what.
"so, um.. boss. where did da kid say we're goin'?",he asked while Papyrus was busy fixing his battle body.
"IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, WHICH I ALWAYS DO, IT IS THE JIM'S BAR AND GRILL! IT IS QUITE POPULAR FOR THEIR ALCOHOL,GRILLED STEAK AND SPAGHETTI! WHICH I SHALL JUDGE, OFCOURSE! I BELEIVE THERE ARE ALSO... LESS GREASY AND FAMILY-FRIENDLY OPTIONS IN THE MENU!NOT TO MENTION, THEY AREALSO MONSTER-FRIENDLY!
"oh, i thought it was the John's bar and grill"
"JOHN? HOW COULD YOU HAVE MISTAKEN IT FOR JO--...WAIT... "
"i guess i made a-"
"SANS, I SWEAR TO ASGORE'S BEARD THAT I SHALL BREAK YOUR SKULL IF YOU CONTINUE THAT JOKE--"
Papyrus' eye twitched again. "oh, c'mon, boss! i'n just ribbin' ya! "
NGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! ",Papyrus screamed as he stormed off to his car.
Red chuckled.He hoped that it won't be a boring day.
Red and Payrus got out of their car and hoped off to their car soon after they parked.
Red noticed the sleek black van and blue car that was parked just beside the entrance. Huh, they 're here already. But, it looks like there's no sign of Mettaton. Good. Didn't want the tin can to ruin the outing.
Red and Papyrus walked to the entrance and opened the door and immediately, warm and cozy air hit their skulls. The clinking of beers and the laughter of children can be heard. Usually,those two don't really mix well but it seems that tgis place is an exception.
Red smiled. He gueesed that he had another place to hang out to. Grillby's was fine and all but Red wanted another place... so that he can have another escape place when Papyrus comes out if the door to drag him by the leg.
The younger brother talked to the receptionist. It seemed that she was a human girl. So, naturally, Red slid over and tried to flirt with her.
"heya, angel. did it hurt when ya fell from heaven?"
"No, my boyfriend caught me. "
Papyrus snickered on Red's attempt on shameless flirting.
"well, fuck ya then. "
They walked off and found a table where an irritated Undyne, a fidgeting Alphys, a calm Toriel, a nervous Asgore, and a waving Frisk.
"SANS,PAPYRUS WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?ARE YOU TRYING TO STARVE ME?! ",Undyne complained.
"oh, shut up, fish sticks. we're here now so stop yer' blabberin'! yer' like a gapin' fish!",everyone snickered at that.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU PIECE OF--"
"Now, now. It is time to stop your fighting and just order your food. Nothing causes anger other than an angry stomach. ",Toriel reasoned. Good. Because if she didn't say that, this place would be nothing but spears and bones.
Sans and Papyrus sat on their respective chairs. Good thing that this restaurant is monster-friendly because the last one was a complete catastrophe.They basically dwarfed the chairs,utensils,and food! They felt like a soccer moms going to a toddler's preschool. It was humiliating.
Toriel called for a waiter.
Now, Red taught taught that this wass just a regular outing. That he'll hust crack a few puns, laugh, eat, and go on his merry way.
'i guess that'll be a borin' day todayyyy--oh. my. stars. S' THAT A LITERALL GODDESS!? ',he said with a jaw slacked, eye sockets wide, and soul pounding when the utter beauty approached their table.
She was wearing a white,long-sleeved polo that hugged her body juuuust right. Her slick, black pants showed off her ass and thighs. Her mary-janes that she wore were pretty cute(oh,who is he kidding! its freaking adorable! ).Her skin was white and kinda pinkish, not to mention that it looked sooo soft. Her baby blue eyes reflected the light from the lamps,and her eye lashes flattered everytime she blinked. She had a bright smile that can probably solve world peace. And he hair, oh stars, her hair! It was colored white at the top and black on the bottom. It must've been the hair dye that humans loved so much. He wondered if he could dye it the same color as his magic...mmmm...that'll be good. Her hair was tied up in a cut bun but you could obviously see that it was curly and wavy.
She stopped infront of their table with a bright smile.Everything she did was so cute. Even the gang thought that she was a cute puppy.
'woah, sans. calm yer ass down.
Then, you spoke. "Hi, I'll be your waitress for today! What will be your order?",she said with that angelic voice.
Everyone already ordered while Red to get the ecto-drool off his mouth. Now it was HIS turn to order.
"i-uh,i'll have-uh... ",everyone snickered,incliding the pretty lady.
'c'mon,sans!keep yer'self togetha'! '
"i'll h-have a steak n'... mustard. ",he managed to stutter. You raised a brow in suprise. Probably from the mustard part.
"Meduim rare or not? "
'oh, baby i'll make ya medium rare if ya don't stop bein' cute--'
"uh, just da normal"
'sans,what da fuck do you mean by "just da normal",ya insuferable fuck--'
"Alright! I"ll get your order right away".Then, she walked off.
"Sooooo, what was that about? ",Undyne asked with wiggling eyebrows.
[do you want to be her boyfriend? Cause' I approve!],Frisk signed while Alphys was fussing about her new fan fiction or something.
"w-what are ya talkin' about? ",Red said with a cherry -colored skull.
"You like her don'cha?"Undyne said menacingly.
He didn't even think that this was just a"like" anymore.
"shut up, fish breath or else i'll make ya inta fucking sushi! ,Red said through gritting teeth.
"QUITE! Just stop fighting and wait for the food! ",the former queen's voice boomed. Even Asgore tensed. She shushed all of them until the waitress suddenly appeared with a big plate of food.
"Here's your food!Enjoy!",she said as she handed the food.
The food looked amazing. He didn't even pay attention to the other food because the steak looked like it was made by Gordon Ramsey and was blessed by Bob Ross' smile. Smoke poured out of the steak and it was freaking sizzling!
"Aaaand here's your bottle of mustard"
"he, thanks. " ' sweetheart '
Papyrus inspected his food(which is, ofcourse, spaghetti ) and took a bite. His eye-sockets widended.
...Before the girl could leave, Papyrus called her.
"HUMAN! I SHALL GIVE A COMPLIMENT TO THE CHEF, FOR THE FOOD MET MY STANDARDS! ",Papyrus said proudly. Everyone agreed. Toriel and Asgore looked pleased, Frisk swang their feet back and forth to show signs of delight, Flowey ate his food with a blush on his face, Undyne ate like it was her last fucking meal, and Alphys did that "sugoi" shit.
You blushed(awww)"Its really not that big of a deal.."
'WAIT, SHE'S DA ONE WHO COOKED THIS!? ',he thought to himself. He nver knew that that kitten could be more perfect, if it were possible.
"HUMAN, YOU COOKED THIS?!"
"WELL, THEN,I SHALL REQUEST YOU TO BE MY PERSONAL TUTOR,BECAUSE YOU HAD MET MY STANDARDS! BUT, OFCOURSE, YOU SHALL NEVER BE AS GREAT AS THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS! NYAHAHA! ",he said proudly. Red didn't had a problem with that. It will just mean that he'll have more time to spend with you.
You smiled."Alright, I shall accept the great and terrible Papyrus' tutor! ",now that just stroked his ego.
They exchanged phone numbers and promised to meet on their scheduled date.
"Dear, what is your name?",Toriel asked the lady out of curiosity.She's most likely only curious about Red's soon-to-be love life.
"My name is (y/n),Miss. "
M I N E.
'sans, baby steps...,'
"Oh, please !Just call me Toriel! "
She smiled and looked at her watch.
"Oh! I'm afraid that I have to go.! "
"It is quite alright, dear. Go on. "
Then you went off to what appears to be the employee's room.
Now, Red was pretty dissapointed. Okay, REALLY dissapointed. But its fine. He'll have more time with you later on.
Red sighed and took a bite of his steak. It was absolutely delicous. You were already a prefect fit for a mate.
SANS, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
Chapter 2: "Her" part 2
Chapter 2 in a nutshell:
Sans:ETERNAL GODDESS, TAKE MY MONEY!
Heres yo chapter two .boi this chapter has been redone for like 3 times and its making my brain hurt.
One of the things that makes me go forward is that it was undertale's birthday last week and that sans is in smash. My new main.
Hey, some readers might find this chapter kinda sensitive?you know, insecurities and anxiety and stuff(maybe even depression ) but is pretty brief, so keep that in mind. And, yes, i know that you already know the sensitive stuff since its written on the tags but I just want ya'll to be safe.
Btw, wtf ya'll like this piece of shit of a story? Ya'll giving me kudos and bookmarks? Like yo wtf? look,I ain't complaining but like omfg you like this crap? Lmao.
I guess that makes us all weirdos.
Anyways, here's yo chapter 2 that will contain a turned on red(and a sneaky reader pov)
-your author whos probably eating a sad tub of ice cream:)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
'sans, calm yer dick. ya literally just met her fifteen minutes ago!'
Sans kept arguing with himself.But,no matter how many arguments and
possessive stupid statements that he could come up with, the thought of you overpowered them all.
He was almost done eating his steak. So, for the time being, he dazed off to the distance. He sighed. He already missed the little minx.
'i wonda' where she got off taaaaaa-STARS, S' THAT HER!? ',Red though slashed screamed when the said minx walked out of the door.
You still wore your mary-janes, but you had a new set of outfits. You had a black, turtle-neck sweater and a pair of blue jeans. A white lab coat that passed your waist was worn. On your face was a cute pair of glasses and a lavender-colored purse was hanged on your shoulders. You let your hair down,letting everyone see your gorgeous hair.
Now, not only were you cute, but you were also HOT. He could practically taste the ecto-drool that formed in his mouth.
Not to mention how his pants felt tighter.
Everyone on the table-heck! Everyone in the room blushed.
Then, Alphys called you.
You paused and headed to their table.
"Oh, um, what is it? "
"Y-You're Ms. (y/n),right? The famous top-tier scientist, botanist, and astronomer that is c-currently supporting the monster community!?"
Everyone was in shock.This sweet girl has that kind of position and is working as a waitress!?
You blushed(aww),"O-oh, you don't have to know me for that! Its not that big of a deal.. "
"It is! You're one of monsters' main supporters! "
"Seriously, its not that big of a deal... You guys are just so cool! Its hard not to..."
"B-but still.. Oh! Um, I'm Alphys, the royal scientist. ",she offered her hand.
You took it,"Well, its nice to meet you Alphys! "
Toriel butted in. "I am Toriel, former queen of the Underground. These two are my children -",she motioned to the kid and the flower, "This is Frisk,-",the kid waved"-our little ambassador. And this is Flowey,Frisk's brother.
"H-hi.. I'm Flowey,Flowey the Flower... "
"Well ,its nice to meet you Flowey! "
Flowey blushed and hid under the kid's sweater.Red felt a pang of jealousy because of a fucking weed.
What in the actual fuck?
Next, it was Asgore's turn. "I am Asgore, the King of the Underground.(y/n), I cannot thank you enough for your kindness. ",he said as he took your hand and gave it a peck.
Now, Sans knew that Asgore didn't have any feelings for you whatsoever and that the kiss was very much platonic. But, he couldn't help the feral growl that escaped him that caused the king to raise a furry brow, Toriel and Papyrus to gasp, you to flinch, Flowey to peek on what's going on, and the rest to fuss about their new OTP.
Papyrus interrupted to crash the silence. Bless his soul.
"I AM THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS, CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD AND THE BEST CHEF THAT YOU COULD EVER FIND! ",Papyrus said with a proud smirk. He's scarf was blowing with the wind,despite there being no wind at all.
"I'm Undyne second-in-command of the royal guard,nerd!Did you know that I can lift a bolder with my face--"
"undyne, i dont think (y/n) wants to know about your bolder-lifting stories. ",sans interrupted.
"Then you go and introduce yourself, you nerd! "
"fine! ",he said irritated.
He sighed to let out the anger in his soul. He didn't want to have a bad first impression on the lady.
He took out his hand and offered it to you.
"m' name's sans. sans the skeleton. but, ya can call me red, darlin'",he said with a smirk.
You took it and before you could reply, you felt a jolt of electricity.
"sorry.was it too exstatic?"
You weren't saying anything. Shit. Did he fuck up?did you not like jokes? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck-
"Yes, It was quite shocking."
Fuck, he wanted to marry you right now.
He came over, doubling with laughter.
"hehehe,wow, a girl afta' m' own heart! "
You giggled(cute),then, a moment of realization hit you.
"Shit! I need to go !I'm so sorry! "
Toriel replied, "Its fine, dear. We will meet each other soon. Farewell. ",she and the others said their goodbyes while Red just stood there with heart shaped eye lights, luckily, you didn't seem to notice and just dashed off to the door.
Frisk, Undyne, and Alphys looked at each other with evil looks.
Then, Alphys chimed.
"I ship it. "
'Shit.Stacy's gonna kill me.'
You ran to the sidewalk and called for a taxi. Thankfully, you got one, so you fist bumped the air and gave yourself a pat on the back for the achievement.
'Well, as far as an achievement can go. '
Here we go again.
'Shut up. '
'Wait, are you telling ME to shut up? You know very well that you can't.You're a worthless bitch. You only got to the top because of your so called "friend's" support, while YOU didn't do anything. '
'What? I'm right, aren't I? You know it. You should just go back on who you were, or better yet, just die! '
'I. Said. Stop. '
'He was right. You. Are. Worthless-'
You realized that you accidentally banged the chair with your fist. You quickly apologized, gave the poor driver his money, and got off the taxi. You headed to the SATELLITE building and just hoped that everything was okay.
'But, it wasn't. '
'You sounded just like me back then.Lets see where your so called "hope" leads
Life is a bitch. School is a bitch. Home is a bitch. The author is a bitch. Everyone is a bitch.
I can't believe that I finished this after so many redos and crashes, i fucking did it.
Well, I hope it goes for the other chapters.
Anyhoo, just hope that i'll survive this fic. Now will you excuse me, I will just go and try to survive Life:The Bitchening.
-the author bitch:)
Chapter 3: "Sweet, sweet chaos"
Both reader and sans pov.
Just a bit of reader life and a little bit of reader and gang interaction!
Guys.... I dont think I can live up to the "1-3" per month thing since I'm in a role in these past few days.I've been uploading left and right and I can't stopXD! but let us see..........Not to mention how this chapter is longer than the others(i think?)... .Whoops:b
Btw, minor smut on the start of sans'pov.If ya'll don't want that, just skip the slant text.But if you do, then go on, you dirty sinners~There's also some violence but I don't think it counts as violence?:/
This is just chapter 3 and there's already (kinda? )angst up ahead... Why do I like to torture my characters this much?
Anyhoo, hope ya'll enjoy!
-your sadist author :)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
You entered the building and headed to the security checkpoint where the security guard, Dave, is eating his usual donuts.
"Heya, Dave! "
"Oh,(y/n)!You actually made it! "
"Yeah, sorry for being late... ",you said as you gave him your personal I.D card and purse.
"Oh, don't apologize to me,apologize to madame Stacy. She's been looking all over for you! "
Whoops. "Ok, I will. "
"Good luck, dear. "
You smiled. A feeling blossomed in your chest. "You, too. "
You went to the elevator and pushed the button for floor 36.
You got to your floor and tried to sneek in the hallway.
You looked and left and right. No one? Perfect. You tip-toed in the hallway and did a fucking a summer roll. You know, like a fucking madman.
It looks like "stealth" mode is now activated.
You continued this while not noticing a person that has been staring and snickering the whole time.
"Hehe, I'm so smart. "
"And so stupid. "
Out of nowhere, Stacy's voice erupted from behind that made you yelp in suprise.
Yes, Stacy, your best friend and current boss. She was with you since highschool and helped you in desperate time of needs. And when you say "desperate ",you mean getting a band-aid for your paper cut. If you were to tell your past self that she was now your boss...then you would've probably believe that. She's strong, independent, and so mature!
'Unlike you. '
You wanted to be just like her.
'And you NEVER will. '
"Ooooh, Stacy! How's it hanging? "
"(y/n).Why. Are. You. Late? "
Yikes. The scolding voice.You're in big trouble.
'You always are. '
".....job. ",you said, defeated.
"sigh,(y/n),why are you still working at that place if you already had an already successful job? "
You began to walk side-by-side with each other towards the office. "Stacy, you know very well that Jim was in dire need of assistance!So,ofcourse,I need to help him! I have to...",you said, determined.
"Sometimes, you're too determined and kind for your own good. "
"And I'm not stopping. "
Suddenly, the feeling blossomed in your chest again. You rubbed tge middle of your chest. Huh, weird.
She sighed. "You're still the same (y/n) I met years ago... Dorky, smart, and stupid (y/n)..."
You gighled and tackled her from behind and gave her a bear hug. "You're so mean! "
"Stop you're too heavy! "
"Ey! Mind you, I only ate 3 tubs of ice cream instead of 4 for this day! "
You laughed and giggled with each other.
Yup. This is gonna be a great day.
'Not for long. '
The meeting was successful. You had a compromise between the other companies about your new machine's requirements. After that, you headed to your lab and tried to work on the said machine. Just a few more alternications on the wires and a lil' bit of oil then it'll be up and running in no ti—"(Y/N)!"
Stacy busted down your sound door. Out of nowhere, a siren started. "Wha—" "NOW! "
Yoy followed and ran in the hallway. Sirens and rushing footsteps can be heard. What in the actual fuck is going on!?
"What's going on!? "
"Human protestors are busting down the gate. "
You immediately remembered Dave.
"Dave's fine. Luckily, someone called me and said that someone saved him. "
You gulped and just carried on.
"Why are they fighting us for?"
She sighed. "Its about our monster community compromise. It looks like the fuckers got upset withus for giving the monster community so they are trying to shut us down. "Her face had an expression that says I'm so done with this shit.
"That's horrible...",you said worriedly. People are gonna go to that kind of length just because they're upset?
It seems Stacy noticed your face full of existencial crisis and tried to reassure you.
"Hey, it's fine. We already called back-up. "
"Back up? I didn't know we had a back-up?
"Yup. We just hired them recently. And it seems that they are monsters so they could crack a punch.
"Oh, okay. ",you replied, amazed. Monsters are know helping the company? Cool!
You guys headed to the entrance lobby.
"(y/n),stay here. "
You looked offended. "No way! I'm not letting you die out there!"
"(y/n).I'm just going to check if the situation is stable,l'm not joining in with the fight! ",she said similar to a tone of a parent explaining to their child.
You putted on your pout face. You kniw she couldn't resist that.
"Fine! Just stay behind me! "
You nodded and followed. The cops and ambulances were there. It seems that everything was fine. In fact, the front yard looked like there was a battle field just happened. There were spears and bones spread throughout the place. That's funny. The bones reminded you of Sans and Pa—WAIT, IS THAT THEM!?
Red was standing there grumpily with an arguing skeleton and fish.
"UNDYNE, I AM CLEARLY THE ONE WHO GOT THE MOST HUMANS! "
"You? HA! Don't make me laugh! Can't you see how many spears that are in the ground right now!? "
"can yer guys stop for five fuckin' minutes? i just woke up an' this is da shit i have ta deal wit'!? "
Suddenly,you interrupted their quarrel.
You started to squirm beneath him. Both lust and embarrassment flooded your eyes.
"don'cha worry, babe.sansy's gonna take gooood care of ya.. ",Red whispered as he bit your ear, careful not to draw out blood.
Then, he started to thrust against you.
He was gonna fill you up reeeeeal good. He was gonna show you how much of a good mate he was. He was gonna show you how much he loves y—"SANS! OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT THIS INSTANT! "
Red fell off the bed with a loud thud. With a fully formed cock. Great.
"i'm comin'! i'm comin'! "
Red grumbled crudely and made his dick dissipate. Sigh. It was a good dream too.
'this interruption betta' be good or so help me... '
He had just slept right afer the outing and from there on out, he couldn't stop thinking about you. Everything just reminded him of you for some reason! If he looked at his food, he'll imagine you with that cute uniform. If he looked at his bed, he'll imagine you and him fucking, if he looked at his fucking brother, he'll imagine you two bonding!
Fuck. This is not how its suppose to be.
Gods, what were you doing to him?
Well, probably nothing because you didn't have to lift a finger just to make his soul shudder.
He yawned and just went outside of his room to see boss and fish breath.
"COME ON, BROTHER! LET'S GO! "
"uh, go ta where? "
"UGGH! THE SATELLITE COM.! "
"OH SWEET BABY TORIEL! THE SATELLITE COM. IS THE COMPANY THAT IS CURRENTLY SUPPORTING THE MONSTER COMMUNITY AND THE ONES WHO THAT HIRED US AS BACK-UP! "
Oh, he wasn't really paying attention to Asgore's speech.
"oooh, yeah. the sate...company... "
"oh, yeah, yeah. so, where wazz'it again? "
"UGH! IT'S HERE! "Papyrus showed Sans the coordinates.He nodded and teleported them to the........you-know-what company.
"well, look'at we 'ave 'ere... ",Red said as eyed the 40 or so humans that are busting down the gate.
"IT SEEMS THAT WE HAVE NUISANCES TO DISTINGUISH.. ",he commented as blue and red magic surrounded them.
Undyne agreed. "HEY, PUNKS! WANT SOME OF THIS!? ",she called as she summoned 50 spears in mid-air.
Red snickered on the humans' enraged faces.Papyrus summoned a wall of bone to block out all the flying bullets that are trying to hit them. Emphasis on "tried".
While the idiots were too distracted with Papyrus' little show. Red teleported behind them and summoned 3 gaster basters. Before they got to spin around, the floating skulls blasted a white beam that cause A LOT of damage.
The gang were careful not to kill any of them since it was prohibited. BUT, they never said that they canca inflict any EXTREME damage. And besides, they're technically the whole reason on why sans'"dream" was interrupted so they deserved it.
Red looked at his left to see a human attacking another human. And it seems that the one being attacked was an old man.
Red sighed and teleported beside them and slammed the attacker against the wall using levitation magic with a sickening crunch of bones.
"ya alright, gramps? "
"Y-Yeah, thanks... "
"no prob', gramps. ",Red said as he teleported beside his brother. This was just exhausting.
The cops arrived. Great. Just entered the scene when everything was already done. Yes, very big brain.
Then, Papyrus and Undyne started bickering about who did this best? Who did this first? Or who did this faster and all that shit that it was giving him a headache. He just wished that you were here right now to soothe the aching pain in his so—
Is this what the hhumans' call "be careful if what you wish for? " cause ' he's pretty damn sure that it is.
"It's good to see you! "
'she was glad to see me? '
Stop thinking like a fucking anime school girl getting noticed by his senpai and get your shit together!
'yes. great response. 10/10'
"Papyrus, Undyne! "
"GREETINGS, HUMAN. "
"What's up, punk! "
Then, Stacy butted in. "Oh, you know our back-up?"
"Wait! They're our back-up!? "
"wait, what do you mean by "our"?",Sans asked, confused
"I work here, silly! "
Oh, that makes a lot of sense actually.
"Oh, this is my boss, Stacy! ",you introduced her.
Sans wasn't really paying attention because he was thinking about you being in this high-tech building. Huh, he guessed that this place wasn't so bad afterall.
"Oh, it loos like I need to go! The police is calling me up for statement! ",Stacy said.
"Oh, yeah me too! Alph wants me to be home at exact 7:00 so I'll just leave it to you guys! "
Both ran off, leaving you and the skeletin brothers alone.
"I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU IF YOU COULD JOIN ME AND MY BROTHER FIR DINNER! "
"What? ""what? ",both you and sans said with perfect synchronization.
Now, Red's logical part wanted to say no, but he's soul refused and wanted to say yes. The two clashing pieces of him weee contrasting and it was just confusing.
Why was everything that is related with you confusing?
"IT WILL FOR YOU TO KNOW ME ,AND THE ENVIRONMENT THAT YOU WILL BE WORKING IN,BETTER!"
"Oh, um... ",you thought for a minute and just thought "why the fuck not? "
"EXCELLENT... SANS! TELEPORT US TO OUR HUMBLE ADOBE! "
Red sighed. "what'eva' ya say, boss."
Red magic surrounded the air.He looked at you.
"just close yer eyes and 'old yer breath. this will probably nauseating for ya, doll face.. "
"Wait, wha—".Before you could finish your sentence, you were teleported.
Sans~ be careful what you wish for~
This chapter is finally uploaded! Woop! Imaginary high fives for me and you! XD
Can't believe that I'm in love with this crap lmao. Like this is shit but good shit. The shitiest of them all, but you can't help but like it! That's how I feel about this fucking storyXD
Btw, if you see a fucking end note that always appear on the end of every God. Damn. Latest. Chapter that is not related to the current chapter than just ignore it. It was originally suppose to be on chapter 1 but it looks like it didn't want to so there's that:,)
-your author that is getting her "supposed " eight hours of sleep. :)
Chapter 4: "Spaghetti Shenanigans"
Papyrus:Let'S RaPe All THesE VegEtaBLes!
Life has been hitting me like a recking ball~
But, yo, like writing this chapter was pretty hard to begin with since I didn't have any specific goals for this chapter so I just handed you this plot(and yes, there is plot here), fluff-ish, vegetable-raping type of shit.
Another thing is that I see SO much typos,missing words, and gramatical errors on my other chapters but I'm to lazy to even edit it. Just try and ignore them, thanks!:)
Thank you so much for all your kudos and support! It's one of the things that fuels me to write this fic.And speaking of fics, I'm gonna post a new one which has longer chapters but has a longer update gap.Don't worry, I'm not gonna abandon this fic since it holds a special place in my heart.
Hope ya'll check out the upcoming new one since it'll really help me:)
Anyways, enough of this nonsense and let's just hop on to the chapter!
-your author who is probably having a rwby marathon :)
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That's all you can see...
Wait, there's something else...Staring off in the distance of the inky darkness. A black figure.
You tried to call out. Your SOUL tried to call out.
You tried again.The figure flinched and turned around. Sadly, you couldn't see him entirely. Only oozing blackness and a round oval head.
The figure spoke in a distorted way. As if he was loss in between realms. Reality...and not so reality.
"Y o @u C A& n. S *eE. M. E? ",the figure said. Luckily, you deciphered what he said.
"@HmMmm.. I n, Te re sTI-Ng... H oW. D i$ d Yo U gET. # hEre ,dE A•r? ",it asked.
"I-I don't know... Wait, where am I? "
"T¥he vOI. D ,DEa*r. T/he. Rea lm¤ bet wEEn reAlms.."
"Hmmm.... Are you sure that I just didn't take any drugs or something? "
The figure chuckled, well, you supposed it was a chuckle since it didn't really sound like one.
"No, $'D ear. ThIs. is inDeed t'He void.... * oh, i. /t sseem s l ike @y. oURe cOMinG ba:CK.."
You didn't really want it to stop since he seems to be a nice guy, but you guessed that you can't really do anything about it.
"Can I come back here?",you asked, hopeful.
"WEll, .S$inC e yoU aRe aBBLE to CoMe heRe, THEn• ,I supP ose yOU maY be AbLe. To cOmE b= ack. "
"Alright... I guess see you later? "
"(Se e YO. U later. '"A swell""
Suddenly, you felt ground touch your feet. All the air suddenly slammed in your lungs. A suuden nauseatic feeling sucker punched your stomach. A sense of reality hit you.
You were out of the darkness.
Instead, you were in a skeleton brother's arms.
'Was the..... figure even real?Will I ever come back? ...I gotta research about this...'
You began coughing, and as immediately as you did, Red scooped you up in his arms. He began rubbing small random patterns on your back with his (oddly? ) skeletal hands, saying cooing sounds like "you're gonna be ok... " or "it's fine,sweetheart...".
It comforted you.
You dismissed all those questions that spiralled in your mind and fixed your self up. Knowing very well how your body missed the soothing touches.
"ya alright, dollface? ",you began to notice the nicknames, but you decided that you liked them.
You gifted him a warm smile. "Yeah,thanks."
His skull turned into a pretty red color. "n-no, prob.. ",he managed to stutter. Aww.
"UGH, IF YOU ARE DONE FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER, I SHALL PREPARE FOR DINNER. ",Papyrus said as he scoffed and walked in the direction of the supposed kitchen.
You blushed. "N-No, umm... I can help you with that! "
"HMMM... ALRIGHT.LET US GO INTO THE KITCHEN SO THAT YOU CAN AID THE ALREADY GREAT CHEF PAPYRUS! "
"a'ight, just call me if dinner's done...",he said as he quickly blipped presumably in his room. Huh, weird.
"COME ON, HUMAN. LET US GO TO MT KITCHEN!"
You followed him as he led you to his kitchen. And it was gigantic. Literally. It was bigger then their living room!You knew that the monsters had a fair amount of money,but not THIS much. You had to step on a step-stool so that you can reach a counter.
"OFCOURSE YOU ARE! THIS IS THE GREAT PAPYRUS ' KITCHEN! NO BEING HAS EVER SAID SOMETHING NEGATIVE TO MY HUMBLE KITCHEN! "
You wanted to say that it was pretty much overkill, but you would never say that to his face.
"Y-Yeah, definately! ",you said awkwardly.
"OFCOURSE!NOW,—"he cleared his throat—"I, THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS, SHALL SHOW YOU HOW I COOK AND YOU WILL HELP ME WHENEVER I TELL YOU SO! "
You straightened your posture and made a solute sign. "Sir, yes, Sir! "
You only did that because you wanted to play along with the captain-soldier thing, but you didn't know that he was actually taking this seriously. Whoops.
"YES! THAT'S THE SPIRIT! "
He (somehow?) took out vegetables from his pocket.
"NOW, HUMAN! I PREPARED THESE VEGETABLES AND I WILL—"
"—SMASH THEM INTO DUSTY PIECES! "
He did exactly what he said he was gonna do and smashed them like they killed his dog or something. Tomatoes? Gone. Pepper? Sayonara! That other pepper? Capiche! Orange?...Wait.
He slid all the juices(well,what's left of the juices) in a bowl and grabbed a packet of noodles.
"NOW I WANT YOU TO SLAM ALL THE NOODLES IN THIS POT, AND I WANT YOU TO SLAM THEM LIKE HOW THEY SLAMMED YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS! "
"JUST DO IT! "
"Ok, ok! ",you slammed all the noodles in the pot, including the plastic packet.
"NOW, NORMALLY I WOULD CRANK THE HEAT UP TO MAX BUT UNDYNE SAID THAT I SHOULDN'T DO THAT SINCE THE HOUSE WILL BURST INTO FLAMES! "
You gulped and thank whoever Undyne was for saving the poor house's life.
"ALRIGHT, THAT SHALL DO FOR NOW! HUMAN, YOU CAN SIT OVER THERE AT THE TABLE AND REST. "
You followed and wiggled your way to the chair. You kinda climbed it so that you can reach the top. You were successful. Now,that's what you call parkour.
Papyrus broke the silence. "HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU WORKING AT THAT RESTAURANT EARLIER DESPITE YOU BEING A SUCCESSFUL CITIZEN ALREADY? "
You sighed and saw this question coming. "Well, first of all, the guy who owns the place is in desperate need of assistance. Second, I need a job to work in when my current one goes flip-flop and just yeets.....and, I want to resign soon... I'll do all my machines on my own,without anyone's help. "
You barely caught it but you managed to catch Papyrus saying, "You Need Help Sometimes... ",which suprised you in more ways than one. You decided to ignore it for now.
"...So, did Sans really teleport earlier? "
"SIGH,YES. IT IS ONE OF HIS QUIRKS. ",he said as he stirred the boiling pot.
"Wow, that's cool! "
"COOL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN COOL? IT JUST PUSHES HIM TO BE MORE LAZIER! "
"Nah, I dont think he's lazy. I think he's cool. "
Now, you didn't hear it this time but he said, "It's only just been a few mere hours and you're already flirting with each other... "
He closed the stove and said, "DINNER'S READY. "
"Alright I'll just call R—"
"NO, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT. "
"Then, how do we—"
A loud thud can be heard from upstairs.
You guessed that's how it is in the skeleton household.
You liked it.
Sans got in his room amd shut the door. Sweat was already rolling on his skull.
Earlier, while you weren't looking, he took a scan of your stats(thanks to being the judge, ofcourse. )
Your stats were normal, except for the attack.
*Has no idea on what is happening.Confused but amazed.
'the description was so cute... '
'sans, stay focused!'
He needed to figure out why was your attack so high despite you having no LV whatsoever.
He was gonna have to ask Alph about this.
He needs to know if his sweetheart ws in danger...
...or if YOU were the danger.
He really hoped it wasn't the latter.
Chapter 5: "Spaghetti Shenanigans part 2"
Idk anymore .Just enjoy I guess.
Ey,um...thanks for all the kudos.like wow. Y'all like this piece of crap?Jeez.
And hey!if you like this crap,then I'm sure you're gonna love the other crap (wow,advertising now,aren't I?) that will be posted sooner or later!Hope y'all enjoy it.
-author BTW who is probably typing the fic already. :,)
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You heard a click and saw ,in fact, Sans going down the stairs.You guessed that Papyrus' screaming–err,umm... method really was effective.
You turned to see the table already set with plates,forks, and spaghetti (presumably by Papyrus).
You took a peak at the spaghetti and...
Are you gonna survive this?
The spaghetti didn't even look like spaghetti,nor look like food. The sauce had bits of purple,orange,and yellow. Toppings were added such as chopped tomato,screws?,banana,and...wait,where did the pepper go??Did it just sink in???what the fuck???The noodles looked overcooked yet undercooked in the same time.It was eminating an aura that spells:"DEATH".
"Ummm..." You said as you squirmed on your seat.
"WHAT?IMPRESSED,HUMAN?IS MY SPAGHETTI TOO OVERWHELMING FOR YOU?DO NOT WORRY,I UNDERSTAND .EVERYONE THAT HAS SEEN MY MAGNIFICENT MASTERPIECE HAD THE SAME REACTION!"
"Um...yessss.I–um...soooooo hungry!" You said as you rubbed your tummy awkwardly.
Papyrus beamed from the stroking of his ego."NYAHAHAHAH! OF COURSE!NOW,A GOOD HOST MUST NOT HUNGER THEIR GUEST!"
He began scooping the steaming not-so-spaghetti on your plate.
He finished and sat down ,while keenly observing your reaction.
You gulped and just accepted the fact that you will die tonight from the hands of the...if you can even call that spaghetti.
You thought about Gordon Ramsay screaming about the missing lamb sauce.You hoped that wherever you go,you can finally find the missing lamb sauce.Press f to pay respects.Yup,that's a good final thought before you die.
You twisted the fork,lifted it inches from your mouth and–
A dog suddenly appeared out of nowhere and stole a piece of bone from the cabinet.It left the room and Papyrus quickly ran for it.
"TOOOBBBYYYY!",he called for the dog apparently named Toby.Huh,sounds familiar.
"give me yer' plate.",he commanded.
"c'mon!just do it!before paps comes back!"
You quickly handed the plate.He opened his mouth (what?) and ate the spaghetti in one swoop.
He handed the plate back right before Papyrus got in the room.
"CURSES!I FAILED TO CATCH THAT WRETCHED PEST ONCE AGAIN!", he said fuming.
" don'cha' worry,bro!catching toby ain't impawssible!"
"UGH!SANS!DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN OUR DINNER WITH YOUR INSUFFERABLE PU–OH,HUMAN,IT SEEMS THAT YOU FINISHED YOUR PLATE RATHER QUICKLY!I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU LIKE MY COOKING THAT MUCH?"
"O-oh,um...of course!It was so delicious,oh Master Chef Papyrus!"
He huffed proudly and sat back down. You secretly gave Sans a grateful smile and that caused a beautiful red hue to form on his cheek bones.
They began to twists their forks.
You realized that since your food is done,the still got to eat too. That means that this will be more awkward. Shit.
Okay. Maybe not.
Both the brothers ate their food in one swoop,similar how to Sans did earlier. You guessed that both brothers had an appetite.
Papyrus took the plates and utensils to quickly wash it. You had just started to get off the monstrous(heh) chair and walk towards him,but he quickly stopped you.
"NO NEED TO HELP ME,HUMAN. I CAN DO THIS ON MY OWN."
Wow,it hasn't even been 24 hours yet and he can already predict your movements.
"Oh,um..ok.",you said. Alright....um,its time to go home,you guess.
"HUMAN.", he spoke.
He took a soap induced sponge and wiped the dirty plates"I SUGGEST THAT YOU GO WITH SANS."
"W-What?Oh,no!Its fine!I wouldn't want to bother–"
"nah.i don't mind.", he said a little bit too quickly.
You looked between the skeleton brothers and sighed. You accepted your defeat since arguing won't solve anything.
"m'kay.let's walk there."
You raised a brow.Couldn't he teleport?
"the reason on why i said that we should walk s' cause' I can't teleport ta places that i haven't been before. the only option is ta got ta that place or know the coordinates of it.", he explained.
You hummed in acknowledgement and went to go and say goodbye to Papyrus.
You smiled on the success with you and Papyrus.
"Alright.Come on,Sans.Let's go."
They say that silence helps you to focus.
To drive for success.
To symbolize peace.
To also show how much comfortable you are with a friend.
'Well,this doesn't feel comfortable.',you thought as you walked side-by-side with Sans in an uncomfortable silence.
At first,it was okay.It was fine.
Then,it was kinda being awkward.So,you made small talk so that you can fill the silence.
You just made things more awkward.
And it brings us to the present.You're still walking with him.Sweating bullets.
'What the fuck do I do in this situation!?'
You didn't have it in yourself to look at him.
'You dragged the guy for this walk and this is what he'll get!?(y/n),what in the actual fuck!?'
While you were having your own inner panic attack,Sans spoke.
"sooo,umm...why didn't the skeleton cross the road?"
"he didn't have the guts ta do it!"
You howled with laughter.As if it was the best joke you've heard in years.
Sans' smile couldn't stretch wider in that moment.
No hint of disgust,awkwardness,nor sarcasm can be heard whatsoever.
Then,you said something.
"Hehe,w-why ,haha, are skeletons so calm?"
"Because nothing could get under their skin!"
Then,he laughed as well.
You continued this until you reached your house.
"He...well,it looks like I'm here...", you said as you wiped a single tear from your eye.
Both of you knew that you both didn't want to go,but you couldn't bring yourselves to tell one another.
He was gonna teleport when you quickly took the strings of his hoodie and gave him a lil' peck on his cheek bone.
"Thanksforwalkingmehome!", you managed to squeak.
His skull became a literally cherry."n-no prob..."
You both blushed like a tomato,and after that,both of you just stood there.Finally,you both headed your separate ways.
You both contemplated on life.
While not noticing that a person was spying on you both the whole time.
He brushed against the bushes.His night-goggles was on his face.A gun was strapped on his waist and his body was covered with black clothing.
He took out a walkie-talkie.
"This is spy #23, I found a new target."
"I swear if if its that Sans again,I'm gonna–"
"No...its a human girl."
"A human girl?Why is a fellow human a target?"
"No,she's a monster fucker."
".......fucking monsters and fucking bitch!Stealing all our women...They're probably hypnotizing them..."
"I recognize that girl. She holds a high position and is a trusted worker in the Satellite company...and that's not all.The monster that she is fucking is the Sans.Crazy,right?"
"Crazy?No!Its a fucking jackpot!"
"Hehehe,our plan will go smoothly...Good job,James.Now,get back here and tell the boys to stock up on equipment for a new target to kidnap.After that,you can take a break,alright?"