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Everything is Not What it Seems

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Red eyes. 

 

A knife. 

 

Blood.

 

Then, dust. 

 

A scarf. His scarf. 

 

Anger. Sadness. Loneliness. Grief. Sorrow. VENGEANCE.

 

Judgement Hall. 

 

Red eyes. Again. 

 

Dusty knife, again. But... this time... there is blood. His own blood. 

 

Dying. 

 

Fading. 

 

There's giggling. Laughing.

 

He looked up. 

 

...

THAT DAMN SMILE. 

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Red rose up from his bed as if he was trying to gasp for air. Because he was. 

 

It felt like suffocating. That nightmare--memory ,rather, was suffocating.

 

He rubbed his face--err.. um, skull with his phalanges and got dressed before Papyrus got up here ,broke the door, and kicked his bony ass. 

 

He looked at himself in the mirror. 

 

He wore his typical black hoodie,cream colored sweater, and black basketball shorts. He had put on his red sneakers snd golden rings. His pernament, sharp-ass, lazy, toothy smile was plastered on his face.His golden tooth glinted and he felt a pinch of pride on his soul. His sockets showed two bright pin -pricks that lit up the entirety of his skull. 

 

His smile grew which showed that he was satisfied. He got out of his room to see Papyrus who, also, was preparing for the "casual outing".The outing was set up by the kid since the little nut-ball wanted some quality time with their friends and family. Poor kid had to deal with all the political bullshit instead of doing what 10 year olds should be doing right now. 

He walked down the stairs to greet his younger brother. 

 

"sup', boss."

 

Papyrus looked to see his older brother standing there with the usual hands in his pockets and shit-eating grin. 

 

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S "SUP" BROTHER-""da ceiling"

 

Papyrus' eye twitched

 

"SANS! "

"sorry, sorry. go on. 

 

"SIGH. AS I WAS SAYING, IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAD WOKE UP AND PREPARED IN A "TOLERABLE" HOUR! BUT, OFCOURSE, YOU CANNOT BEST THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS ON TIME MANAGEMENT!NYAHAHA!,Papyrus commented with his usual "Great and Terrible Papyrus™" tone.

 

Gods, he loved his baby bro so much. 

 

"yup. didn't wanna dissapoint da kid."

 

Papyrus hummed in acknowledgement and eyed Red expectantly.Probably inspecting him. 

 

"HMM... IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAD WORN SOMETHING LESS... HORRIBLE.. BUT, IT WILL SUFFICE!"

 

Red raised a bony brow. Papyrus actually complimented him(well,as far as a compliment can go).Huh, must be in a good mood. 

 

Now, Papyrus may seem that he hates his brother but ,in reality, he loves him as much as Red loves him. Both get in fights very often, but they don't hate each other. Papyrus will always be Sans' baby bro no matter what. 

 

"so, um.. boss. where did da kid say we're goin'?",he asked while Papyrus was busy fixing his battle body. 

 

"IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, WHICH I ALWAYS DO, IT IS THE JIM'S BAR AND GRILL! IT IS QUITE POPULAR FOR THEIR ALCOHOL,GRILLED STEAK AND SPAGHETTI! WHICH I SHALL JUDGE, OFCOURSE! I BELEIVE THERE ARE ALSO... LESS GREASY AND FAMILY-FRIENDLY OPTIONS IN THE MENU!NOT TO MENTION, THEY AREALSO MONSTER-FRIENDLY!

 

"oh, i thought it was the John's bar and grill"

 

"JOHN? HOW COULD YOU HAVE MISTAKEN IT FOR JO--...WAIT... "

 

"i guess i made a-"

 

"SANS, I SWEAR TO ASGORE'S BEARD THAT I SHALL BREAK YOUR SKULL IF YOU CONTINUE THAT JOKE--"

 

"a misteak"

 

Papyrus' eye twitched again. "oh, c'mon, boss! i'n just ribbin' ya! "

 

"NGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! ",Papyrus screamed as he stormed off to his car.

 

Red chuckled.He hoped that it won't be a boring day. 

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Red and Payrus got out of their car and hoped off to their car soon after they parked. 

 

Red noticed the sleek black van and blue car that was parked just beside the entrance. Huh, they 're here already. But, it looks like there's no sign of Mettaton. Good. Didn't want the tin can to ruin the outing. 

 

Red and Papyrus walked to the entrance and opened the door and immediately, warm and cozy air hit their skulls. The clinking of beers and the laughter of children can be heard. Usually,those two don't really mix well but it seems that tgis place is an exception. 

 

Red smiled. He gueesed that he had another place to hang out to. Grillby's was fine and all but Red wanted another place... so that he can have another escape place when Papyrus comes out if the door to drag him by the leg.

 

The younger brother talked to the receptionist. It seemed that she was a human girl. So, naturally, Red slid over and tried to flirt with her. 

 

"heya, angel. did it hurt when ya fell from heaven?"

 

"No, my boyfriend caught me. ",she responded as if she knew what was gonna happen.

 

Papyrus snickered on Red's attempt on shameless flirting. 

 

"well, fuck ya then.",Red grumbled.

 

They walked off and found a table where they found an irritated Undyne, a fidgeting Alphys, a calm Toriel, a nervous Asgore, and a waving Frisk.

 

"SANS,PAPYRUS WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?ARE YOU TRYING TO STARVE ME?! ",Undyne complained. 

 

"oh, shut up, fish sticks. we're here now so stop yer' blabberin'! yer' like a gapin' fish!",everyone snickered at that. 

 

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU PIECE OF--"

 

"Now, now. It is time to stop your fighting and just order your food. Nothing causes anger other than an angry stomach. ",Toriel reasoned. Good. Because if she didn't say that, this place would be nothing but spears and bones. 

 

Sans and Papyrus sat on their respective chairs. Good thing that this restaurant is monster-friendly because the last one was a complete catastrophe.They basically dwarfed the chairs,utensils,and food! They felt like a soccer moms going to a toddler's preschool. It was humiliating. 

 

Toriel called for a waiter. 

 

Now, Red taught that this was just a regular outing. That he'll just crack a few puns, laugh, eat, and go on his merry way. 

 

'i guess that'll be a borin' day todayyyy--oh. my. stars. S' THAT A LITERALL GODDESS!? ',he said with a jaw slacked, eye sockets wide, and soul pounding when the utter beauty approached their table. 

 

She was wearing a white,long-sleeved polo that hugged her body juuuust right. Her slick, black pants showed off her ass and thighs. Her mary-janes that she wore were pretty cute(oh,who is he kidding! its freaking adorable! ).Her skin was white and kinda pinkish, not to mention that it looked sooo soft. Her baby blue eyes reflected the light from the lamps,and her eye lashes flattered everytime she blinked. She had a bright smile that can probably solve world peace. And he hair, oh stars, her hair! It was colored white at the top and black on the bottom. It must've been the hair dye that humans loved so much. He wondered if he could dye it the same color as his magic...mmmm...that'll be good. Her hair was tied up in a cut bun but you could obviously see that it was curly and wavy. 

 

She stopped infront of their table with a bright smile.Everything she did was so cute. Even the gang thought that she was a cute puppy. 

 

His puppy. 

 

...

'woah, sans. calm yer ass down. 

 

Then, you spoke. "Hi, I'll be your waitress for today! What will be your order?",she said with that angelic voice. 

 

Everyone already ordered while Red to get the ecto-drool off his mouth. Now it was HIS turn to order. 

 

Welp, fuck. 

 

"i-uh,i'll have-uh... ",everyone snickered,including the pretty lady. 

 

'c'mon,sans!keep yer'self togetha'! '

 

"i'll h-have a steak n'... mustard. ",he managed to stutter. You raised a brow in suprise. Probably from the mustard part. 

 

"Meduim rare or not? "

 

'oh, baby i'll make ya medium rare if ya don't stop bein' cute--'

 

"uh, just da normal"

 

'sans,what da fuck do you mean by "just da normal",ya insuferable fuck--'

 

"Alright! I"ll get your order right away".Then, she walked off.

...

"Sooooo, what was that about? ",Undyne asked with wiggling eyebrows. 

 

[do you want to be her boyfriend? Cause' I approve!],Frisk signed while Alphys was fussing about her new fan fiction or something. 

 

"w-what are ya talkin' about? ",Red said with a cherry -colored skull. 

 

"You like her don'cha?"Undyne said menacingly. 

 

He didn't even think that this was just a"like" anymore. 

 

"shut up, fish breath or else i'll make ya inta fucking sushi! ,Red said through gritting teeth. 

 

"QUITE! Just stop fighting and wait for the food! ",the former queen's voice boomed. Even Asgore tensed. She shushed all of them until the waitress suddenly appeared with a big plate of food. 

 

"Here's your food!Enjoy!",she said as she handed the food. 

 

The food looked amazing. He didn't even pay attention to the other delicasies because the steak looked like it was made by Gordon Ramsey and was blessed by Bob Ross' smile. Smoke poured out of the steak and it was freaking sizzling! 

 

"Aaaand here's your bottle of mustard"

 

"heh,thanks." ' sweetheart '

 

Papyrus inspected his food(which is, ofcourse, spaghetti ) and took a bite. His eye-sockets widended. 

 

...Before the girl could leave, Papyrus called her. 

 

"HUMAN! I SHALL GIVE COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF, FOR THE FOOD MET MY STANDARDS! ",Papyrus said proudly. Everyone agreed. Toriel and Asgore looked pleased, Frisk swang their feet back and forth to show signs of delight, Flowey ate his food with a blush on his face, Undyne ate like it was her last fucking meal, and Alphys did that "sugoi" shit.

 

You blushed(awww)"Its really not that big of a deal.."

 

'WAIT, SHE'S DA ONE WHO COOKED THIS!? ',he thought to himself. He never knew that that kitten could be more perfect, if it were possible. 

 

"HUMAN, YOU COOKED THIS?!"

 

You nodded shyly. 

 

"WELL THEN,I SHALL REQUEST YOU TO BE MY PERSONAL TUTOR,BECAUSE YOU HAVE MET MY STANDARDS GREATLY! BUT, OFCOURSE, YOU SHALL NEVER BE AS GREAT AS THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE PAPYRUS! NYAHAHAH! ",he said proudly. Red didn't have a problem with that. It will just mean that he'll have more time to spend with you. 

 

You thought for a minute and seemingly thought fuck it! Then,you smiled."Alright, I shall accept the great and terrible Papyrus' tutor! ",now that just stroked his ego. 

 

They exchanged phone numbers and promised to meet on their scheduled date.

 

"Dear, what is your name?",Toriel asked the lady out of curiosity.She's most likely only curious about Red's soon-to-be love life. 

 

"My name is (y/n),Miss. "

 

...

 

(y/n)

 

..(y/n)...

 

(y/n)..

 

(y/n)

 

(Y/N)

 

M  I  N  E. 

...

 

'sans, baby steps...,'

 

"Oh, please !Just call me Toriel! "

 

She smiled and looked at her watch. Her eyes widened.

 

"Oh! I'm afraid that I have to go! "

 

"It is quite alright, dear. Go on. "

 

Then you went off to what appears to be the employee's room. 

 

Now, Red was pretty dissapointed. Okay, REALLY dissapointed. But its fine. He'll have more time with you later on. 

 

Red sighed and took a bite of his steak. It was absolutely delicous. You were already  a prefect fit for a mate...He wondered what should happen if he finally has you... He'll probably rut you into a bed and--

 

...

 

....

 

'SANS, CALM THE FUCK DOWN!'