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Piderman @Spiderman

ayo i finally got twitter!

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @Spiderman

I literally just said 'no, don't make a twitter'. Am I a joke to you?

Piderman @Spiderman

uhhhhhhhh yes?

 

Ted @ChairGuy

F

 

Thor!⚡️⚡️✓ @godofthunder

Replying to @Spiderman

Hello Man of Spiders! I too just got 'Twitter'!

 

Piderman @Spiderman

hi thor!!!

 

Clint✓ @hawkeye

Replying to @Spiderman

good job sticking it to the man lol

 

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

Replying to @Spiderman

wait is this seriously spiderman??

 

Carol Danvers Can Step On Me @ironstan

i doubt it,, probs just another fan account

Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

but they have the @ ,,,,, someone must have already had that how did they get it

💫Riley💫 @rileyoriley

case closed y’all,,, iron man talked to him its the real thing

 

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Mana Magic @tearrfull

@Spiderman hey question, how did you actually get the Spiderman handle?? Surely it was already taken??

 

 

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @tearrfull

ive had it since a bit before i became an active hero actually !

Mana Magic @tearrfull

!! Thank u for responding !! Also congrats on being verified!

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

np & thnx :)

 

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Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

I’ve been on twitter for over a year and Stark still hasn’t followed me back but spidey gets a follow in a day? k

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @jamesbbarnes

You keep hurting my doors you don’t deserve a follow

Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

I’m fucking sorry about the handles!

 

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @jamesbbarnes

aww im sorry :( ill follow u back mr barnes

Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

Thanks kid.

 

It’s Been Three Months! @thedeadpool

Replying to @jamesbbarnes

same my dude :( starks a meanie

 

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Sam Wilson✓ @thefalcon

Spidey still calls me the 2nd birdman its insulting

 

 

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @thefalcon

but ,,, its tru ,,, ur a birdman and i knew hawkeye first

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

does that make me the 1st birdwoman??

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

yes

 

Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

Replying to @thefalcon

Haha second birdman

Sam Wilson✓ @thefalcon

You know what? Screw yourself

Ant Mant @sctlang

stop flirting guys

Sam Wilson✓ @thefalcon

Shut up Lang

 

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Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

daily existential crisis over, whats next on todays schedule?

 

 

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

Replying to @bubblegumpool

loving ur gf💕

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

thats all day every day bb i multitask💕💜💕

 

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Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

I had a kid come up to me today and ask if I was ‘the guy from the PSAs’.

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @CaptainAmerica

Hey guy from the PSAs! I’m your biggest fan!

Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

Stop laughing at my pain.

Clint✓ @Hawkeye

HAHAHAHA

 

Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

Replying to @CaptainAmerica

That’s hilarious

 

Peterrr @radioactivity

Replying to @CaptainAmerica

why would you tell the internet that lol

Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

What do you mean?

Peterrr @radioactivity

lol

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Piderman✓ @Spiderman

clint broke something of mine so yall get this

[ A video of whoever's filming moving quietly across what appears to be the ceiling in a hallway. When they get to a specific point on the ceiling, they bang loudly against it. From within the roof, there's a disgruntled yell, followed by someone crashing out of a ceiling vent. The person behind the camera starts laughing, and lowers the camera to show the thing that fell out of the roof. Hawkeye is glaring back at him. ]

 

 

Clint✓ @hawkeye

Replying to @Spiderman

like this is the first time youve done this

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

guess you should get used to it then?

Ashes💥💥💥 @demolitions

omg best response

 

Kitsuneri @murderfox

Replying to @Spiderman

Thank you for this offering Spidey, pls give us more;;;

 

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Kylie May @hawkeyespls

I am now spideys biggest stan okay he gave us some good ass hawkeye content

 

 

It's Been Three Months! @thedeadpool

Replying to @hawkeye

false!!!!! i am the biggest spidey fan!!!!!

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

shut ur fuck wade

It's Been Three Months! @thedeadpool

accept my affection bb!!

Kylie May @hawkeyespls

yo what the heck

 

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Ant Mant @sctlang

@CaptainAmerica your friends are the worst idk how you spend time with them

 

 

Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

Replying to @sctlang

What do you mean??

Ant Mant @sctlang

they invite themselves out with me when i decide to get lunch and then spend the whole time flirting

Ant Mant @sctlang

how am i supposed to enjoy my tacos with this shit going on over top of it

Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

I'm sorry about that, Scott... you should watch your language, also.

 

Sam Wilson✓ @thefalcon

Replying to @CaptainAmerica and @sctlang

it's not flirting, bucky's a bitch

Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

Yes it is, and no I'm not.

 

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Morganite @morgananana

uh,,,, are we gonna talk about how bucky just said he flirts w falcon??

 

 

Mana Magic @tearrfull

Replying to @morgananana

Stan culture is toxic but damn that is a thing he said,,

Me: I don't ship real ppl

Also me: but WinterFalcon

Morganite @morgananana

if that aint me

 

Artemis @smthingisamiss

Replying to @morgananana

It was probably a joke but mAN

Morganite @morgananana

same

 

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Clint✓ @hawkeye

spidey gave nat a cuddly spider toy last month and it lives in her bed now

 

 

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @hawkeye

dude do u have a death wish????

Clint✓ @hawkeye

maybe so

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

clint,,, no,,,,,,

Clint✓ @hawkeye

clint yes (:

 

Natasha✓ @BlackWidowWasTaken

Replying to @hawkeye

This is a lie

Clint✓ @hawkeye

no u

 

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Clint✓ @hawkeye

@Twitter please verify my child @theotherhawkeye she deserves this

 

 

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

Replying to @hawkeye

awww!!! i dont but ty anyway ur my favourite father figure💜

 

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Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

yall reckon we'll get retaliation from @BlackWidowWasTaken

 

 

Natasha✓ @BlackWidowWasTaken

Replying to @gay_rainstorm

Revenge is inevitable

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

clint is gonna re g r  e   t

Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

rip

Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

wait heck!!! i love u guys spiders are best

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

luv you too!

 

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Piderman✓ @Spiderman

i just visited the avengers museum in the tower today! i wanna thank mr stark for making me an exhibit. I also wanna say that im definitely not afraid of spiders, that is a slanderous lie made up by a bored genius

 

 

peterrr @radioactivity

Replying to @Spiderman

its fake news!

It's Been Three Months! @thedeadpool

i love you

 

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

Replying to @Spiderman

wait why are u afraid of spiders ur spiderman

Cleo @queenofEgypt

He's not afraid of spiders didn't u read the post??

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The Avengers✓ @AvengersOfficial

It's been a while since anything was posted on this account.

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @AvengersOfficial

thats okay you were just retweeting shit from us before anyway im p sure there was no original thoughts

Clint✓ @hawkeye

wait

 

Cassidy @cwooding

Replying to @AvengersOfficial

oh nice! ur back, whoever u are!

Butch @takeflyte

I thought tony stark was running this account??

Cassidy @cwooding

not anymore ig,,, look at that capitalization

 

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Thor!⚡️✓ @godofthunder

My brother is not dead.

 

 

Loki dead inside @stabby

Replying to @godofthunder

There's no need to sound so upset about it.

Thor!⚡️✓ @godofthunder

I'm not upset, I simply thought it wise to inform the world that you were not dead. You may recall that the last time you were on Midgard, you tried to become their ruler.

Loki dead inside @stabby

It isn't like I actually wanted to do it.

Antisocial Science Man✓ @brucebanner

Thor, this is really something that's usually handled by PR... we do have that.

Thor!⚡️✓ @godofthunder

Ah, I see. That is my bad.

 

Val @valkyriess

Replying to @godofthunder

unfortunately

Loki dead inside @stabby

I'm being attacked

 

LOKI LIVES!!! @disparate

Replying to @godofthunder

omg lokis alive????? ahhh!!!💚🖤

Artemis @smthingisamiss

I will never understand you weird ass murder groupies

 

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The Avengers✓ @AvengersOfficial

As Thor Odinson recently took the time to explain, Loki Odinson is not dead. Nor is he imprisoned any longer, although this is against the recommendations of some parties. Additionally, new information regarding the attack he was involved in which may influence his level of guilt in the situation.

 

 

The Avengers✓ @AvengersOfficial

Replying to @AvengersOfficial

Obviously, Loki is not a member of the Avengers, and therefore not within my jurisdiction. However, I would advise that he also make a statement on the matter.

Loki dead inside @stabby

Ugh, sounds like a lot of effort.

The Avengers✓ @AvengersOfficial

Don't do it then.

Loki dead inside @stabby

I suppose I should apologise to you.

The Avengers✓ @AvengersOfficial

Ah, so you figured me out? Like I said, I'm aware that your fault is massively overplayed due to the circumstances.

Loki dead inside @stabby

Yes.

 

Thor!⚡️✓ @godofthunder

Ah. I perhaps should have mentioned that.

Val @valkyriess

yeah you perhaps should have.

 

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Loki dead inside @stabby

I was mind controlled by a purple alien. That's my 'statement'.

 

 

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @stabbt

thats the tea!!!

 

Thor!⚡️✓ @godofthunder

Replying to @stabby

I'm not sure that this is an... effective statement. I'm glad you made one nonetheless.

Loki dead inside @stabby

This is an excellent statement, like everything else I do.

 

Clint✓ @hawkeye

Replying to @stabby

yeah imagine being mind controlled

Loki dead inside @stabby

Ah.

 

Ashes💥💥💥 @demolitions

Replying to @stabby

oh so thats why thats trending

 

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Jason @isdeceased

man i wish they let us talk about superhero twitter on the news

 

 

Betty @bb_brant

Replying to @isdeceased

It's probably better they don't, we'd get nothing important to the school reported on with you two around

Chris🔥 @chr158

excuse!

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Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

Clint's still trying to get me verified lol

 

 

Clint✓ @hawkeye

Replying to @theotherhawkeye

yes? what's your point of course i wanna get you verified you deserve it ????

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

Not true >~< but thnx dad

 

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

Replying to @theotherhawkeye

ofc! u need to b verified bb we all out here tryina get you that blue check

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

Ahh ilysm 💕💕💕 you don't even have the check you deserve it just as much!!

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

💕💓💗💞💜💜💓💞💗💖💝💜

 

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Carol Danvers can step on me @ironstan

@theAvengers so like ;; who does run this account though?

 

 

Clint✓ @hawkeye

Replying to @ironstan

a ghost.

Carol Danvers can step on me @ironstan

????? what does that mean

 

The Avengers✓ @AvengersOfficial

Replying to @hawkeye and @ironstan

Is that what we're calling it now?

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

@theAvengers @hawkeye guys pls talk

The Avengers✓ @AvengersOfficial

I can't talk to him if he won't let me.

 

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The Avengers✓ @AvengersOfficial

There have been many guesses, and I can confirm that you are all incorrect.

 

 

💫Riley💫 @rileyoriley

Replying to @theAvengers

why does hawkeye hate u tho

 

Morganite @morgananana

Replying to @theAvengers

i so want the tea on this god

 

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Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

@hawkeye please answer your phone stop ignoring us

 

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Natasha✓ @BlackWidowWasTakem

@hawkeye Please talk to someone, even if it's not me.

 

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Piderman✓ @Spiderman

@hawkeye which dumpster are you sulking in clint ill come get you :(

 

 

Clint✓ @hawkeye

Replying to @Spiderman

thnx

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

dm me dude

 

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Peterrr @radiocativity

i hope this all turns out alright I'm kinda panicking

 

 

Ted @ChairGuy

Replying to @radioactivity

itll be fine dude, calm down he told you where he is right

Peterrr @radioactivity

yeah im just going to get him now

 

Gwanda @ggstacy

Replying to @radioactivity

I hope it all goes okay

Peterrr @radioactivity

yeah me too

 

Cindy @overthemoon

Replying to @radioactivity

is something going on? are you okay?

Peterrr @radioactivity

yeah im okay, someone im close to is having issues but were trying to find him and fix it thank u for the concern

Cindy @overthemoon

I hope whatever it is resolves itself! lmk if theres anything I can do..

 

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Clint✓ @hawkeye

i just don't get how everyone else is fucking okay with this

 

 

Natasha✓ @BlackWidowWasTaken

Replying to @hawkeye

Clint, we're not. But you have to actually talk to him. It's not him you need to be angry at.

Clint✓ @hawkeye

then who

Natasha✓ @BlackWidowWasTaken

Talk to him.

 

The Avengers✓ @AvengersOfficial

Replying to @hawkeye

I don't care if you stay angry at me, just please let me talk to you.

Clint✓ @hawkeye

okay.

 

Kylie May @hawkeyespls

Replying to @AvengersOfficial and @hawkeye

yo wtf is going on,,, are y'all okay?????

 

Koto🕊 @whatslife3h

Replying to @AvengersOfficial and @hawkeye

im so confused hh

 

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Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

@radioactivity how the fuck did you end up with tony stark following you

 

 

Call Me MJ @empathynonexistent

Replying to @fthompson

lol

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🕴Cadence🕴 @CLXNDXSTINE

so,,, i got bored last night and decided to scroll through the follow list of some of the avengers;; so like i get that celebs follow their friends sometimes but im p sure most of the avengers are following some random kids;;;; thoughts??

 

Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

Replying to @CLXNDXSTINE

yeah i noticed tony starks following & occasionally interacts with a couple of teens

🕴Cadence🕴 @CLXNDXSTINE

its probs nothing weird but im super curious

 

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Peterrr @radioactivity

he came to visit meme :)

[ A blurry photo of Hawkeye glaring out of a vent, in the middle of saying something. ]

 

 

Peterrr @radioactivity

Replying to @radioactivity

wait shit

Ted @ChairGuy

peTER

Call Me MJ @empathynonexistent

Wow

 

Clint✓ @hawkeye

Replying to @radioactivity

dumbass

 

Jason @isdeceased

Replying to @radioactivity

YO WHAT

Chris🔥 @chr158

I don't think this picture exists anywhere else wtf

 

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

Replying to @radioactivity

Parker wtf

 

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You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

my intern is an idiot

 

 

Peterrr @radioactivity

Replying to @TonyStark

:( im sorry mr stark

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

youre an idiot

 

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Peterrr @radioactivity

i guess i did an oopsie ;;;

 

 

Call Me MJ @empathynonexistent

Replying to @radioactivity

Nice lol

Peterrr @radioactivity

😭😭😭

 

Mana Magic @tearrfull

Replying to @radioactivity

Who are you,, like seriously,,

Peterrr @radioactivity

no one ;; important

Carol Danvers can step on me @ironstan

clearly a lie fucking iron man talked to you

 

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Piderman✓ @Spiderman

@radioactivity is a huge dumbass

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @Spiderman

you can say that again

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

@radioactivity is a huge dumbass,,,,,,

Peterrr @radioactivity

this is bullying :(

 

Ashes💥💥💥 @demolitions

Replying to @Spiderman

okay srsly who tf is this peter kid

 

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

Replying to @Spiderman

wtf

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

okay,,,, mr stark says i can come clean

yo im peter i intern at si

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @radioactivity

youre my stupidest intern

Best Intern uwu @radioactovity

theres no way thats true mr stark

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

please stop calling me mr stark

 

Disappointment @potato_gun

Replying to @radioactivity

You aren't the best intern

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Harley :( ur mean

 

Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

Replying to @radioactivity

does tony stark talk to all his interns

Lock @ SI @LochnessNoire

No.

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

where did all these ppl come from uhhh

 

 

It's Been Three Months!✓ @thedeadpool

Replying to @radioactivity

a buncha ppl realised how cool u were

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

:0 when did u get verified??

It's Been Three Months!✓ @thedeadpool

yesterday!!!

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Congrats !!! <3

 

Ted @ChairGuy

Replying to @radioactivity

u posted a picture of hawkeye then talked to a iron man ofc ppl are following u dude;;;

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

hh

 

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Pepper Potts✓ @ppotts

@TonyStark @radioactivity @BruceBanner Why do I hear explosions?

 

 

Antisocial Science Man✓ @BruceBanner

Replying to @ppotts

I tried to stop them, I swear.

Thor!⚡️✓ @godofthunder

Bruce, are you alright? That was loud.

Antisocial Science Man✓ @BruceBanner

All good, thanks Thor.

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @ppotts

everythings fine pep

Pepper Potts✓ @ppotts

It better be.

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @ppotts

im sorry ms potts i swear its nothing bad

Pepper Potts✓ @ppotts

I'll believe you Pete, but you had better not be lying to me.

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Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

No, Clints not my actual dad ;;; but i still love him a lot

 

 

Clint✓ @hawkeye

Replying to @theotherhawkeye

what?? im not ur real dad???? why didnt u tell me??

 

Mana Magic @tearrfull

Replying to @theotherhawkeye

How d'you know Hawkeye tho?

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

He was my archery teacher!

Ashes💥💥💥 @demolitions

like ;; u just decided to take archery and he was there?????

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

Yeah sure that

Mana Magic @tearrfull

Disbelief;;;

 

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Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

hey @radioactivity do you maybe have anymore avengers content u can share??

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @gay_rainstorm

i didn't even mean to post the first thing but ill see what i can do ,,

Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

thnx dude

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

i was asked to post more avengers content so heres a thing ,,

[ A video; it opens in what is clearly the kitchen, as the Winter Soldier makes his way to the fridge. He looks half asleep, and his hair is tied in a loose bun. He pulls on the handle of the fridge, and it falls off. There's a beat of silence, as the Winter Soldier slowly looks down at the handle on the floor with an uncomprehending look, and then the person behind the camera starts laughing, and someone further away from the camera yells, "That's the fifth handle this month, Barnes!" ]

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @radioactivity

dw i asked if i could post this

Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

You didn't ask me

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

no i did! i was like can i post a funny video of u my followers asked

and u were like sure kid do what u want

Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

I don't remember that

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @radioactivity

the amount of times ive had to replace handles

 

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

Replying to @radioactivity

omg this is the best is this why iron dude is always complaining about his door handles

 

Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

Replying to @radioactivity

tysm i love it

 

Carol Danvers Can Step On Me @ironstan

Replying to @radioactivity

HFUGIUFYDOJ

 

🕴Cadence🕴 @CLXNDXSTINE

Replying to @radioactivity

oh heck this is gr8

 

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You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

all the comments on my most recent tweets are about just getting a fridge without a door handle. you guys dont understand. its not just the fridge, its all my doors.

[ Four photographs of four different doors in Stark Tower, all missing their handles. ]

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @TonyStark

this isnt even all of them!!! this is just all the other ones hes pulled off this month!

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

do you know how much dread i live with, just waiting for the next handle alert?

’mr barnes has removed the handle of the bathroom in his living quarters.’

not again! i cry! another poor handle, lost to this terrible man!

Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

Listen, I said I was sorry

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

sorry doesnt bring them back, buck!

Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

Dramatic much?

 

Carol Danvers can step on me @IronStan

Replying to @TonyStark

handle alert,,

 

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Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

its been a weird week lol

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @fthompson

is that my fault? try my week lmao

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

listen im sorry for being such a dick dude

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

its,,,, fine ig,,,,, it wasnt exactly a believable thing;;; ig,,,,,,,,,,,

 

Ted @ChairGuy

Replying to @fthompson and @radioactivity

dont apologise over twitter coward

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

@DocStrange pls let us in

 

 

Doctor Stephen Strange✓ @DocStrange

Replying to @radioactivity

I'm busy right now, you'll have to come back later.

Loki Dead Inside @stabby

Lol what did I say?

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

mr dr strange let us in!!! :D

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

im really the best intern pls verify meee

 

 

Disappointment @potato_gun

Replying to @radioactivity

Youre still not

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

:(

 

It's Been Three Months!✓ @thedeadpool

Replying to @radioactivity

rip

 

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Doctor Stephen Strange✓ @DocStrange

"Wait, you're a real doctor?"

I've known this child for half a year, and he didn't know this until today.

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @DocStrange

,,,,,, im sorry mr dr strange

Loki Dead Inside @stabby

Do you use as many titles as possible on purpose to annoy whoever you're talking to?

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

u caught me

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

except for w mr stark ,,, mr stark annoys him enough without adding anything to it

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

so close ,,,,,, to finishing school ,,,,,,,,,, hype

 

 

Ted @ChairGuy

Replying to @radioactivity

same dude

Best Intern uwu @radioactovity

i cant believe we graduating so soon!!!

 

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

Replying to @radioactivity

youve been jittery all month im surprised it took you this long to tweet smthn like this

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

lmao

 

Meg @megrater

Replying to @radioactivity

congrats!!

 

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You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

big announcement soon!

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @TonyStark

wait which one???

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

idk yet

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

,,,,,, mr stark

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

the other one then

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

aww

Mana Magic @tearrfull

Cryptic

 

Carol Danvers can step on me @ironstan

oooh hype!!!

 

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It's Been Three Months!✓ @thedeadpool

@radioactivity happy birthday petey bb!!!

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @thedeadpool

ahh thank u ily ❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️

 

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You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

happy birthday @radioactivity . youve made it through another year kid, congrats.

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @TonyStark

hhhh tysm mr stark!!!!!!! it means a lot

Call Me MJ @empathynonexistent

Still?

 

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Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

Happy birthday Peter, I hope this next year is as good to you as the last one was. @radioactivity

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @CaptainAmerica

thank u captain rogers!!!!!!!

 

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Clint✓ @hawkeye

yo peter im surprised ur still alive! youre my favourite lil dumbass! @radioactivity

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @hawkeye

haha thanks u uncle clint ur my favourite dumbass too

 

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Ted @ChairGuy

todays @radioactivity 's birthday! hope its a good one. hope ur enjoying ur day without ur best friend.

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @ChairGuy

hhh thank u ned,, u kno im coming to see u and mj later shut

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

its my birthday! weird,, i dont feel any older lol

 

 

Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

Replying to @radioactivity

happy birthday pete

 

Call Me MJ @empathynonexistent

Replying to @radioactivity

hbd dude hope ur having fun without us

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

not u too :(

 

Antisocial Science Man✓ @BruceBanner

Replying to @radioactivity

Happy birthday Peter :)

 

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

Replying to @radioactivity

hbd parker

 

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Marley @liddelspoon

heres the facts: peter parker called hawkeye uncle

are they related??? he calls all the other avengers by titles & their last names except thor

 

 

💫Riley💫 @rileyoriley

Replying to @liddelspoon

maybe they are or like ;;; didnt he say he calls them mr & ms & stuff cause it annoys them? could be just it doesnt annoy hawkeye

 

Koto🕊 @whatslife3h

Replying to @liddkespoon

isnt it a bit weird to be like ,, theorising about this? isnt he a child

Marley @liddelspoon

idk he just had a birthday,,, stop judging me!

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Piderman✓ @Spiderman

im so hype!!! Captain Danvers is gonna be coming to earth to visit soon!! ive only met her once but shes so!!! cool!!!

 

 

Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

Replying to @Spiderman

you never get this excited when i visit

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

i got over thinking you were cool after the first time we hung out

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

youre overrated

Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

nah

 

Carol Danvers can step on me @ironstan

Replying to @Spiderman

god pls give us some captain marvel content im starving

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

;)

 

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Happy H. @unhappy

@TonyStark please come and get your child.

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @unhappy

where is he

Happy H. @unhappy

Asleep in the back seat of my car.

 

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Sam Wilson✓ @thefalcon

I hate my s/o

 

 

Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

Replying to @thefalcon

So do I!

Sam Wilson✓ @thefalcon

Fuck u

 

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Jcuvivi @JayClod

lol imagine being hawkeye and being so much worse than the rest of the avengers

 

 

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @JayClod

lol imagine being you and having the worst take

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

@JayClod i have an arrow with your name on it :)

 

Kylie May @hawkeyespls

Replying to @JayClod

excuse me you useless flapjack?? what have you ever done to stop a world ending threat that means you can judge hawkeye bc im pretty sure the answer is jack shit

 

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Clint✓ @hawkeye

lmao hi ill take constructive criticism whats wrong w me

 

 

AC @PCoulson

Replying to @hawkeye

Literally nothing.

Clint✓ @hawkeye

<3

 

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @hawkeye

UR THE BEST UNCLE CLINT

Clint✓ @hawkeye

no u

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

no u!!!

 

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

Replying to @hawkeye

theres nothing wrong w u dad

Clint✓ @hawkeye

h

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

in this house we love and respect @hawkeye i wont hesitate with the block button

 

 

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @radioactivity

rt

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

rt!!!!

 

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Clint✓ @hawkeye

@theotherhawkeye 's entire feed is just her retweeting peter's tweet about me now... i love my daughter a whole lot can yall just please go follow her

 

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Kylie May loves Hawkeye @hawkeyepls

i feel like hawkeye's just having a really bad week i wish i could help :((

 

 

Clint✓ @hawkeye

Replying to @hawkeyepls

thanks for all the nice comments

Kylie May loves Hawkeye @hawkeyepls

!!!! ofc youre the actual best!!!! thank u for being such an amazing person

 

Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

Replying to @hawkeyepls

me too

 

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Natasha✓ @BlackWidowWasTaken

I'm planning a murder.

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

[ Selfie of Peter and both Hawkeyes, all grinning and holding up peace signs. ]

 

 

Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

Replying to @radioactivity

yall gucci?

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

we gucci!! u still visiting this weekend??

Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

what do u care

 

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

Replying to @radioactivity

what is ur life parker

Ted @ChairGuy

is it even parker anymore

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

what does that mean

Call Me MJ @empathynonexistent

lol

 

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Piderman✓ @Spiderman

[ Four pictures; the first is a selfie of Spider-Man and Captain Marvel. The second also includes the princess of Wakanda. The third is a photo of Captain Marvel mid-flight, Spider-Man clinging to her back. The fourth is of Captain Marvel posing with her hands on her hips, looking like she's trying not to laugh. ]

 

 

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @Spiderman

almost the makings of the best weekend ever...

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

@godofthunder @stabby @valkyriess come overrrrr

Loki Dead Inside @stabby

I'm on house arrest.

Val @valkyriess

no youre not dont lie

Loki Dead Inside @stabby

Self Imposed house arrest.

Thor!⚡️✓ @godofthunder

We will certainly join you, Man of Spiders! I have missed you, and also Bruce!

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Piderman✓ @Spiderman

peter didnt invite me to his birthday party :(

 

 

Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

Replying to @Spiderman

lol who would

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

you at least i thought!

Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

nah

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @Spiderman

oh oops my bad,,, i thought i was forgetting smthn

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

do i mean so little to u!!!!

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

hes having a tantrum now but im trying to work tell him to go awaaaayyy

[ A photo of Spider-Man, sitting on top of what's presumably Peter's work bench, arms crossed. He seems to have pushed whatever Peter was working on out of the way to make space for himself. ]

 

Sam Wilson✓ @thefalcon

Replying to @radioactivity

@Spiderman i thought you were a spider not a cat

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

shut ur fuck

 

Ted @ChairGuy

Replying to @radioactivity

every time you complain about an avenger i die a bit inside

 

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Wanda✨✨ @scarlet_witch

hello twitter!! peter, spider-man and clint all teamed up on me, so i have a twitter now :)

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @scarlet_witch

eyyyy its my favourite witch!!!!

Wanda✨✨ @scarlet_witch

my favourite high schooler!

Best Intern uwu @radioactovity

>:0 !!!

 

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Avengers Official✓ @AvengersOfficial

Scarlet Witch has joined Twitter: @scarlet_witch

 

 

Artemis @smthingisamiss

Replying to @AvengersOfficial

Oh shit!!!

 

Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

Replying to @AvengersOfficial

yay!!! can we get vision toooooo

 

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Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

if this tweet gets 50k retweets ill force my brother to get twitter

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @princessofwakanda

someday we'll get everyone on here

Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

baby steps

 

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Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

@bubblegumpool luvin you hours 💕💕

 

 

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

Replying to @theotherhawkeye

aww ily💜💕!! ur normally asleep by now are u okay??

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

no lol

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

!! ill be over in five 💕

 

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Carol Danvers can step on me @ironstan

yall ever worry about superheroes mental health?? like some of them are kids too ;;

 

 

Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

Replying to @ironstan

yeah :( and i wonder if the hate they get online ever gets to them too.. i hope not too bad

Carol Danvers can step on me @ironstan

god yeah ppl are so fuckin ungrateful i swear like these ppl save lives and ppl out here like 'but hawkeyes a normal human and hes not even a hot lady' like that matters or fuckin ironman antis they can go screw themselves >:T

 

Ashes💥💥💥 @demolitions

Replying to @ironstan

theres a lot of them and most of them dont seem to work solo so i hope they at least all have a good support system

Carol Danvers can step on me @ironstan

yeah tru

 

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Piderman✓ @Spiderman

what if: avengers vlog

 

 

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @Spiderman

im gonna repurpose my youtube

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

no.

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

when do i listen to you tho,,,

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

whats with you today kid

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

also if i didnt do it then peter would

 

Ted @ChairGuy

Replying to @Spiderman

oh please;;

 

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Caroline🎶 @xanxibar

conspiracy theory;; spiderman is tony starks kid

 

 

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @xanxibar

wild theory

Caroline🎶 @xanxibar

uh ;;;;; so u look up ur own name then;;;;

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

lolol

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You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

random kids on the internet call me tony all the time, but my own intern who i see everyday still calls me mr stark... what is this?

 

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @TonyStark

calling u by ur first name would b weird;;

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

and mr stark isnt weird?!

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

no!! its what ive always called u!

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

okay thats it

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

wha

 

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You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

fun announcement in an hour!!!!

 

 

Pepper Potts✓ @ppotts

Replying to @TonyStark

Tony, please think this through.

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

i cant take this anymore!!!

Pepper Potts✓ @ppotts

Stop being over dramatic.

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

look you have an hour to convince me

 

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @TonyStark

mr stark pls,,,

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

mr stark is not good for my anxiety :(

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @radioactivity

right back at you kid

 

Nadia @earthisalibra

Replying to @radioactivity

does the announcement have smthn to do with u???

 

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Mana Magic @tearrfull

So like,, is @Spiderman a kid? Cause I feel like all his friends who aren't the Avengers are??? And it'd be sorta weird if he wasn't ...

 

 

Webby🕸🕸 @spidermans

Replying to @tearrfull

heck tru,, but i dont think a kid should b doing what he does ;;;

 

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It's Been Three Months!✓ @thedeadpool

@TonyStark why wont u follow me back :(

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @thedeadpool

you dont deserve it

It's Been Three Months!✓ @thedeadpool

harsh!

It's Been Three Months!✓ @thedeadpool

youre just mad ive known spidey for longer

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

blocked

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

my dad and my bf are antagonising each other again ugh

 

 

It's Been Three Months!✓ @thedeadpool

Replying to @radioactivity

its just so easy

 

Salty🧂 @bluebirdie

Replying to @radioactivity

not to be,, That Bitch™️ but like,,, since when did u have a dad??

Cindy @overthemoon

sally! u cant just ask ppl stuff like that!!

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

uh,,, shit,,,,

 

Call Me MJ @empathynonexistent

Replying to @radioactivity

nice one pete

Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

rly living up to ur handle huh :,(

 

Murphy's Law @piewhisperer

Replying to @radioactivity

am i the only one surprised peter's got a boyfriend??

Mercedes🧚🏽‍♀️ @terrifiedheart

legit not the business of strangers on the internet dude???

Murphy's Law @piewhisperer

im literally in some of his classes???

 

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Carol Danvers can step on me @IronStan

yo wtf just happened??

 

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Ashes💥💥💥 @demolitions

i think even the theorists who guessed this weren't expecting the truth,,

 

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CNN✓ @CNN

In a seemingly spur of the moment move, Tony Stark called a press conference in order to announce both his son and his marriage.

 

 

A Man Duh @nosharing

Replying to @CNN

I SLEPT THRIUGH THE LIVE STREAM FUVIBI I MISSED THIS!!! UGH😭😭😭

 

Kylie May loves Hawkeye @hawkeyepls

Replying to @CNN

i cant believe ppl are already giving criticism ha... also,,, man they make an attractive family;;;

 

STONY IS CANON!!!! @Quisps

Replying to @CNN

STONY IS CANON!!!!!!💖💗💞❣️💖🖤💛🧡🧡💜💞💖💛🧡❤️💙💙🧡🧡❤️💗💓

 

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BuzzFeed✓ @BuzzFeed

You have to check this out: 13 things to know about Peter Stark.

 

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Best Intern uwu @radioactivity

yo im peter im tony starks kid,,,,, ha ha

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Best Son uwu @radioactivity

uhhhh why is my name this???

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @radioactivity

no reason

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

but im ur only son

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

unless ur counting harley.

Disappointment @potato_gun

no.

 

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Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

@radioactivity Where are all the towels?

 

 

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @CaptainAmerica

uhhhhhh haha

Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

Pete, where are all our towels?

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

YOULL NEVER FIND ME

Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

Pete!

 

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Clint✓ @hawkeye

@CaptainAmerica i think i found ur towels

[ A video filmed inside the vents; it begins on one side of the person filming, showing a bunch of towels wedged together to form a barrier, then pans to the other direction to show the same thing. ]

 

 

Clint✓ @hawkeye

Replying to @hawkeye

theyre all wet and idk how far back they go but,,, im stuck,,,,,,

Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

Apologies Clint, I'll come and let you out ASAP.

Clint✓ @hawkeye

thnx steve

 

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

Replying to @hawkeye

i once trapped someone in their room for a day bc i got annoyed that they kept leaving their wet towels lying around

Kate Bishop @theotherhawkeye

i remember that haha

Clint✓ @hawkeye

me too,, i thought youd done this at first

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

its not ur wet towels u leave lying around lol

Clint @hawkeye

what

 

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Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

omg i just realised tony starks kid has been calling him mr stark this whole time

 

 

Ashes💥💥💥 @demolitions

Replying to @gay_rainstorm

its kinda hilarious lol,,, thats why he got so angery,,

 

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Piderman✓ @Spiderman

;)

[ A link to video on the Spiderman YouTube channel, titled Avengers Vlog! (1?) ]

 

 

Webby @spiderducker

Replying to @Spiderman

im so excited omg

 

Carol Danvers can step on me @ironstan

Replying to @Spiderman

oh heck!!! spidey followed through!!!

 

Mana Magic @tearrfull

Replying to @Spiderman

Thank u for this blessing <3

 

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The video opens on a black screen, "Oh, hey Nat!" someone says into the blackness.

"What're you looking for?" asks a feminine voice, presumably Nat, amusement clear in her tone.

"I started recording then put my camera down and now I can't find it." complains the first voice, "I'm filming a YouTube video because Mr. Stark told me not to."

Nat outright laughs at this, "have you tried the vents?" she asks, "Clint might have decided to execute his revenge – it is his turn, isn't it?"

The male voice makes a sound of confirmation, and then there's shuffling coming towards the camera. There's the sound of metal opening and light becomes visible off camera. After some quiet feeling around, the camera is retrieved and comes face to face with none other than Spider-Man.

"Hey guys! I'm Spider-Man and this is the Avengers Vlog, as promised!" He quickly turns the camera, and it lands on Black Widow, "And this is Nat!" The redhead waves at the camera, smiling past it at Spidey.

"Hello." she offers the camera, "I came to let you know breakfast is happening, Паучок." She turns to leave without waiting for an answer.

Spider-Man hurries after her, and the shot cuts to one of the kitchen. It seems to have been set down on a counter, in view of the table that some of the Avengers are sitting at in various states of wakefulness.

"Are we really doing this, Spidey?" Asks Tony Stark, from where he sits, apparently using the table to sit up straight.

"It's good to humanise you all a little; show the general public that you're all people too." Spider-Man explains logically, to which Stark responds with a groan.

Steve sets a plate of pancakes in front of Spidey and pressing his palm to his husbands back, smiling affectionately, "The kid's got a point, Tony."

"I know..." Tony whines, leaning back to rest his head against Steve's stomach, eyes closed, "I hate it when the kids have good ideas." Spider-Man snickers at the admission, before lifting his mask up slightly and digging into his pancakes.

Also occupying the table, are Natasha Romanov, Bucky Barnes, Sam Wilson, and Wanda Maximoff.

There's quiet chatter at the table, mostly between Wanda, Spidey, and Sam, before Wanda asks, "where's Peter, by the way." Tony let's out an overly dramatic groan, eliciting a laugh from Spider-Man.

"He's with Wade." Spidey explains, "he'll be back later, but I dunno if he wants to be filmed."

Clint walks in as Wanda's about to respond, and sits down in between Spider-Man and Sam, "I see you found your camera, Spidey?" The teen nods, punching him lightly in the shoulder.

"Pancakes." Steve announces, placing a plate in front of Clint, who thanks him excitedly. "Is Kate coming down for breakfast?"

"Nah..." Clint replies, mouth already full, much to Steve's clear distaste, "Gwennie's taking her out for breakfast. Dunno why, it's too early for that." He shakes his head, and shovels another bite of pancake into his mouth.

Steve sits down himself after a few minutes, setting his plate down next to his husband and kissing said billionaire on the side of the head. Tony hums, and takes another bite if pancake as if the kiss was a reminder to eat.

The video cuts again, this time so that it's facing a television, on an angle so that the couch in front of the TV is easily visible. Clint and Sam both sit on it, holding Switch controllers. Bucky's sat on the floor in front of Sam, resting against the other man's legs, looking half asleep.

"Handicap," Clint demands, as Spider-Man turns to face him.

"Aight," the younger hero concedes easily, and disappears off camera. He appears, lowering from the ceiling, in moments, "I'll play upside down," the spider proclaims.

Two games pass, both of which Spider-Man manages to win, despite being upside down. It's looking like Spidey's going to win the third game, too, when the camera is quietly lifted from where it has been sitting and taken out of the room.

The camera exchanged hands down the hall, although the shot makes it hard to distinguish who either person is.

"Thanks, aunt Nat," makes it obvious who the thief is, but the voice speaking is unfamiliar. 

There's another cut, and then the camera lifts to point at a suited up Deadpool. The nineteen year old waves enthusiastically, "why are you filming me?" he asks.

There's a snort, "Spidey's doing a vlog, remember? So I decided to steal his camera while he was distracted and we can do our own segment! Oh!" the camera turns to face a t-shirt with a terrible pun on the front, the face of the recorder purposefully obscured, "hi! I'm Peter Stark, you might have heard of me! And... my boyfriend, Wade!" The camera spins back to a still waving Deadpool.

"What're we gonna do until Spidey finds us out?" Wade asks. Peter hums thoughtfully.

"Wanna find Loki?" he suggests, a grin in his voice. Wade nods.

The video cuts again, the yell of, "Uncle Loki!" is what begins the clip, the camera facing said Asgardian. The god has only a moment to turn, before Peter is running down the hall at full tilt, and launching himself at Loki.

"Peter!" comes the alarmed response as the video goes dark for a moment. It seems to be buried in Loki's coat.

"I saw you yesterday." Loki admonishes, as Peter leans back and the camera shows the god's face.

The teen moves away a bit, "we're filming a bit for Spidey's vlog thing, you wanna say hi?" Loki gives him a look, before sighing.

"Alright then," he concedes, "hello, people of Midgard."

"Again, but with feeling!" Deadpool days from behind Peter, and Loki rolls his eyes.

"Peter! Give that back!" Comes a yell from down the hall. It sounds like Spider-Man. Peter lets out a surprised chirp of laughter, shoving the camera at Deadpool. His boyfriend accepts without hesitation, and the younger teen charges off in the opposite direction of Spidey's voice, his giggles disappearing with him around the corner.

Loki gives Wade a strange look, "I'm not getting involved," he says calmly, and then disappears in a shimmer of green.

"DP, give me back my camera," Spidey's voice is flat, as the camera pans to face him.

"What camera?" Wade asks innocently. There's a beat of disapproving silence, before the merc chuckles and hands the camera back to its owner.

A final cut, back to the kitchen. Only Spider-Man's in shot, but there sounds to be someone else pottering around somewhere further in. It appears to be nighttime now, the curtains are drawn and the lights are on.

"I hope you've all had fun with this snippet of our lives, and on your adventure with Stark Junior. I know it's not much, but this is just a tester video; to see how it's received. Fingers crossed for a part two! Bye-bye from your Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man!"

As the video closes, an the end screen follows. It's a blue background featuring only the link to Spider-Man's channel. The music in the background sounds like a group of teens, singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man..."

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Jayson @itsjasoneborne

of all the people to copycat, why deadpool? hes a homicidal maniac who kills indiscriminately. hes not a hero. 

 

 

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

Replying to @itsjasoneborne

are u talking about me? cause im not a deadpool copycat, first of all and second of all, he isnt a homicidal maniac. he hasnt killed anyone in almost four months!!

Jayson @itsjasoneborne

youre clearly a DP copycat. youve based your outfit occupation and persona off of him. youre only going off what he claims on his social media its all for public image. theres no way hes actually given up murder. you dont know him, youre just some fangirl who wants attention.

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

im literally not?? my name is gwen poole, and i didnt design my costume myself so there was a misunderstanding when i wrote my name down?? my personality is my fucking own thanks,,, and also u know jack shit about me. i didnt even like wade before i met him

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

i actually live w him rn tho, so i think i actually do know him??? and im basing my opinion of him off actual fact and not the desire to hate a guy i dont know. ur just salty cause hes dating peter stark and ur not. dont think i cant look through ur thirst tweets bitch

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

fuck i love swearing im so glad i didnt emd up in comics or id be censored

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

wait,,, id be censored in movies too,,,, is this like,,, a fanfiction???

 

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Best Son uwu @radioactivity

peteys working with daddy right now so im here to tell you guys that hes the bestest!!! peteys way smarter than daddy and way cooler too!!!!!! you guys bettr be being nice to him >:(

 

 

Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

Replying to @radioactivity

Morgan?

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

yea???

Captain America✓ @CaptainAmerica

It's not nice to take other people's things, even if you want to be nice to them. Give Pete his phone back.

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

fineeeeee

 

It's Been Three Months!✓ @thedeadpool

Replying to @radioactivity

preach it kiddo!!!!!

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

hehe

 

Karen @Karen_AI

Replying to @radioactivity

Peter has just noticed the absence of his phone. He would like it back, but wants me to let you know that he loves you too and you're not in trouble.

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

he told on me???? >:(

 

Disappointment @potato_gun

Replying to @radioactivity

never give the phone back

Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

seconded

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

papas making me :(

Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

aww

 

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Avengers News @threee

Someone, who appears to be a child, has briefly taken over Peter Stark's twitter in order to complement him. All we know about them is that they responded to the name 'Morgan'. Who are they?

[ A screenshot of the thread involving Captain America. ]

 

 

Carol Danvers can step on me @ironstan

Replying to @threee

neither of them are avengers tho so why u talkin about this

 

Spidey-Fan @idkhowuknow

Replying to @threee

uhhh what if tony stark has two kids,,,, uhhh

 

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Best Son uwu @radioactivity

hey, i have my phone back, sorry about that!

 

 

Ted @ChairGuy

Replying to @radioactivity

now u have no excuse not to respond to me text

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

sorryyyy i didnt see it ;;;

 

Disappointment @potato_gun

Replying to @radioactivity

morgans weak she shoulda kept it

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

shut it harley i will protect her with my life, if that means teaching u to be nice i wont hesitate

Disappointment @potato_gun

jk jk sorry

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

now whos weak uwu

 

It's Been Three Months!✓ @thedeadpool

Replying to @radioactivity

its not like we didnt all agree with everything she said <3

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

ew affection

 

Connie🌈 @gay_rainstorm

Replying to @radioactivity

BUT WHO IS SHE??

 

Spidey-Fan @idkhowuknow

Replying to @radioactivity

is she ur sister

 

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Piderman✓ @Spiderman

@TonyStark how does it feel that dps allowed in the kitchen and ur not?

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @Spiderman

its only for three weeks!

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

but thats 3 weeks longer than wades been banned from the kitchen for

 

It's Been Three Months!✓ @thedeadpool

Replying to @Spiderman

oh em gee what did he do??

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

im all for saying it like that but please never type out omg like that

 

Loki Dead Inside @stabby

Replying to @Spiderpool

Ah, so you've all finally come to your senses? What did he do, set the toaster on fire?

Natasha✓ @BlackWidowWasTaken

No, that was Clint.

Clint✓ @Hawkeye

shut!!!

 

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Piderman✓ @Spiderman

he blew up the coffee machine. hes also on decaf for a month. pepper confiscated the one in his lab too,, its replacing the one he blew up

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @Spiderman

stop exposing me you insolent child

Piderman✓ @Spiderman

no

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I can't hear u :0 @ayeayecap

english sub told me to take out my "airpods" today......

i told her they were hearing aids.........

nope, take out ur airpods............

okay...............

she asked me a question and i couldn't hear her and she got mad lol

fuck u lady

 

 

I can't hear u :0 @ayeayecap

Replying to @ayeayecap

man i got detention for doing what i was tolddd

whoa tea @manley314

what bullshite-

 

Kate Bi-shop @theotherhawkeye

Replying to @ayeayecap

@hawkeye :6

Clint✓ @hawkeye

stop tagging me in posts that will annoy meeeee??

i hate that this is an issue people who work with kids have

I can't hear u :0 @ayeayecap

oh shit!! uh dont worry hawkeye!! its just that one sub for me;; all my other teachers have been a ok

Clint✓ @hawkeye

thats good.. still damn annoying though.

Seymour @hearditbefore

yo why does this stuff make u so mad?? :00

Clint✓ @hawkeye

im deaf.

I can't hear u :0 @ayeayecap

!!!!!!!!!

 

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Clint✓ @hawkeye

did you guys not know this???

 

          Clint @hawkeye

          Replying to @ayeayecap and @hearditbefore

          im deaf.

 

 

Clint @hawkeye

Replying to @hawkeye

i guess i havent mentioned it lmao

 

Maybe it's Mabel? @searchingforstars

Replying to @hawkeye

oh !! stan !!

 

Kylie May loves Hawkeye(s) @hawkeyepls

Replying to @hawkeye

I did not know this! omg!

 

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It's Been Three Months! @thedeadpool

it been four months!!!!

 

 

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

Replying to @thedeadpool

bb im so proud!!! ❤️❤️🖤🖤💕

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

wait

It's Been Three Months! @thedeadpool

OMG PETEY!!! YOU GOT A TICK!!!

 

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Best Son uwu @radioactivity

i got a blue check mark yall.... im officially the best son™️

 

 

You Know Who I Am @TonyStark

Replying to @radioactivity

youre my only son

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

>:( thats my line

 

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CMO of the Starship Disappointing my Parents @doctorphloxx

@BlackWidowWasTaken hey I wanted to prove a point to my friend: do you get sent on as many missions as your male coworkers?

 

 

Natasha @BlackWidowWasTaken

Replying to @doctorphloxx

Yes. What's the point you're trying to prove, out of curiosity?

CMO of the Starship Disappointing my Parents @doctorphloxx

omg thank you!!! my point is that no one would be stupid enough to disrespect you by sending you out less cause you're a woman.

Natasha @BlackWidowWasTaken

Ah.

 

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Piderman @Spiderman

thors friends are visiting earth for the second time! wao! they only stayed a little while last time and i never got to meet them..... hype

 

 

Yeet @PrincessofWakanda

Replying to @Spiderman

oh shit! you mean the ones thor accidentally made on his way here rite

Piderman @Spiderman

yeah!

Yeet @PrincessofWakanda

@radioactivity @bubblegumpool @thedeadpool ok so heres the plan. meet them. give them phones. show them twitter. profit.

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

do u make phones in ur spare time or am i suggesting mr stark should give them phones

Yeet @PrincessofWakanda

yeah good idea do that

Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

when r they supposed to b here by??

Piderman @Spiderman

monday! early

It's Been Four Months!@thedeadpool

can gwennie & me stay at the tower on sunday thenn

Best Son uwu @radioactivity

ye

 

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Colonel Rhodes @WarMachine

I swear, these two.

[ A photo of Tony Stark and a teenager with their face blacked out, both asleep at a work bench. ]

 

 

Pepper Potts @ppotts

Replying to @WarMachine

At least they're getting sleep.

 

Captain America @CaptainAmerica

Replying to @WarMachine

That looks uncomfortable...

 

Sam Wilson @thefalcon

Replying to @WarMachine

put together they almost make a functioning human being

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The Bi-derman✓ @Spiderman

@theotherhawkeye am i doing it right

 

 

Kate Bi-shop @theotherhawkeye

Replying to @Spiderman

ye 👍

 

Mercedes 🧚🏽 @terrifiedheart

Replying to @Spiderman

is this,,, spiderman coming out??

Wanda ✨✨✓ @scarlet_witch

He said he was going to shout it from the rooftops after he came out to us, but it was the tower rooftop, so it was too high for anyone to hear.

 

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Avengers News @threee

Spider-Man comes out as bisexual? Scarlet Witch confirms it in replies.

[ A screenshot of said thread. ]

 

It's simple stonks @Quisps

Replying to @threee

this isn't news,,, but you're doing gods work so carry on ig

 

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Bi-derman ✓ @Spiderman

thor wanted to introduce his friends, but he says hes forgotten his twitter password, so im delivering instead. figured id just put it on yt tho

[ A link to a video on the Spiderman YouTube channel titled Avengers Vlog 2: Aliens are visiting us👽👽 ]

 

 

NaNoKillMe @block64_46

Replying to @Spiderman

Petition to get Thor back his twitter lol

 

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 "Hello, Midgardians!" Thor cries, and text flashes up on screen apologising for how loud he is, "I have invited my friends the 'Guardians of the Galaxy' down to a late breakfast, as they require the extra time to 'synch up' with Midgard time."

"American time," the person filming points out, making it clear that said person is likely Spider-Man.

"Ah, yes, American time, you're quite right Man of Spiders. Anyway, this also means that everyone else has already eaten, or will not wake up until lunch time-." There's grumbling at this, from Spider-Man, about wanting to sleep in himself. Thor ignores it, "So I can introduce them to you more easily, without interruption," he concludes.

As if on cue, a door opens somewhere off camera, and Spider-Man moves to face it. A brunet man wearing a loose, black T-shirt and red boxers has entered the room. He looks half asleep, but doesn't fail to notice the camera being pointed at him. Before he can question it, Thor's at his side.

"This is Lord of Stars!" Thor says, "the leader of the Guardians of this Galaxy."

"Don't you forget it," the man replies, before addressing the camera, "It's actually just Star-Lord. Name's Peter Quill, though. Why are you filming me."

"Thor wants to introduce his current favourite non-family people to the world," Spider-Man replies with little inflection.

"Move," grunts a feminine voice from behind Quill, and then there's a woman with blue skin in the room with them. Compared to Star-Lord, she really looks like what you'd imagine an alien does. She's in a tank top and tracksuit pants, exposing much of her upper body to be made up of what looks like cybernetics. Quill rolls his eyes at her aggression, and Thor remains unfazed.

"This is Nebula," he grins, and she nods coolly before walking to the table that Spider-Man is sitting at and settling at it. Star-Lord shrugs and does the same, leaving an empty chair between them, whilst Thor hovers near the door impatiently.

"Are we going to eat?" Nebula asks. It's unclear if she's talking to anyone specifically, as she's glaring at the bare table.

"All in good time," Thor says, and her glare turns on him. The door opens and two distinctly inhuman figures enter the room. The first looks very much like a humanoid tree, whilst the second is much smaller and clearly a raccoon walking on two legs.

"Groot," Thor says, gesturing to the humanoid tree. The tree person looks up from its game for a second to look at Thor, and then at the camera.

"I am Groot," it comments disinterestedly, looking back down at its game.

"No, you don't," the raccoon - talking raccoon - replies, "this is introductions, yeah? I'm Rocket." He pats Thor on the leg as he walks past, leading the dispassionate tree to the table. Groot sits down next to Spider-Man, and Rocket jumps up beside him. The spider hero is forced to adjust the camera in order to fit the two into frame.

Pretty soon after Rocket and Groot, two more women enter the room. The first is a green skinned woman, with purple hair. She's wearing a slightly oversized T-shirt, and sweatpants. The second is a paler woman with dark hair. She also has antennae. She's wearing a fluffy, green dressing gown that is too big for her.

Thor gestures to the two as he introduced them, "Gamora, Nebula's sister, and Mantis." Gamora gives the camera a raised eyebrow and a nod, whilst Mantis smiles.

"My sister." Quill adds nonchalantly, off camera. Mantis blinks in surprise, but no one comments as the two join the group at the table. Gamora sits between Quill and her sister, whilst Mantis sits on Quill's other side.

When the apparent final member of the group appears - apologising for being late - and is introduced as Drax, the whole group is sitting at the table. Thor's spot is beside Spider-Man, and Drax on his other side. The god hasn't taken a seat, yet, though. Instead, he's huddling around setting food down in front of the group.

Aside from the obviously alien appearance of the newly introduced house guests, what follows is a fairly similar domestic scene to what was displayed in Avengers Vlog! (1?).

Most of the rest of the vlog is just that; snippets of interesting conversation to endear the latest heroes to be introduced to planet Earth.

At one point, Groot mutters something at the game console that no one has been able to get out of his hands (not for lack of trying, so it seems). Everyone at the table turns to look at him for a brief moment, before Rocket asks, outraged, "Where did you learn that kind of language?" And nobody's able to hold in their laughter. The raccoon had been using vulgar language only minutes before.

The last five minutes of the vlog feature the same group, sans Thor and sporting the new addition of Princess Shuri of Wakanda. Spider-Man and Shuri are teaching the Guardians how to use their newly acquired phones. Quill already has Twitter downloaded.

The end screen is the same as the last video, with the same outro music dubbed the 'Spider-Man Theme' by fans. The video description also holds the links to social media accounts for each of the Guardians.

 

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Queen of the Unicorns

I'm so in love with Mantis already it's not even funny. I've only had this empath for 13 minutes and 38 seconds but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this comments section and then myself.

 

Lila Tyler

thors so enthusiastic to intro his friends and its fucking adorable!!!

 

Trixie

"i could be sleeping until lunch but no... film a video for me spiderman" i feel u spidey

 

wafflespice7

aww the talking squirel is sooooo cute!!!!!!!!

       YamaD4

       dude thats a raccoon what

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The Avengers✓ @AvengerOfficial

As you may have heard from Spider-Man, a group of non-terrestrials who are friends of Thor's, and go by the Guardians of the Galaxy have recently arrived on Earth.

 

 

The Avengers✓ @AvengersOfficial

Replying to @AvengersOfficial

As seems to happen, the children have given them Twitter:

@Quillofstars

@Gamora

@DraxtheDestroyer

@whatsaraccoon

@iamgroot

@space_bug

@nebulae

Best Son uwu✓ @radioactivity

we arent children!! >:(

 

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Rocket Raccoon @whatsaraccoon

Seriously. What's a raccoon??

 

 

Bi-derman✓ @Spiderman

Replying to @whatsaraccoon

[ Four pictures of raccoons. ]

Rocket Raccoon @whatsaraccoon

What! That looks nothing like me!

I am Groot @iamgroot

I am Groot...

Rocket Raccoon @whatsaraccoon

No it doesn't!!

 

Nadia @earthisalibra

Replying to @whatisaraccoon

this is so surreal.

 

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You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

something tells me im going to regret letting more people stay in my tower.

 

 

Mantis! @space_bug

Replying to @TonyStark

are you talking about us?

Best Son uwu✓ @radioactivity

dont listen to him hes a big meanie

I don't want to be here @nebulae

Groot did break a television

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

he did what?!

Mantis! @space_bug

please don't be angry at him

 

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Caroline🎶 @xanxibar

@hawkeye do you spend a lot of time ,,, in the vents??

 

 

Clint✓ @hawkeye

Replying to @xanxibar

i spend a healthy amount of time in the vents

AC @PCoulson

He spends far too much time in the vents. Thankfully, he's stopped sleeping up there quite so often after Peter's prank on him.

Clint✓ @hawkeye

dont expose me like this! i thought you loved me!

AC @PCoulson

That doesn't mean I should let you lie to your fans.

Caroline🎶 @xanxibar

was not honestly expecting a response.

 

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Antisocial Science Man✓ @BruceBanner

I apologise for not being very active online! Tony told me I should start tweeting more, but I really don't have that much to say...

 

 

Val @Valkyriess

Replying to @BruceBanner

i just told you to get some rest bruce. im not gonna let you die on my watch thor would be very displeased.

Antisocial Science Man✓ @BruceBanner

I'm not going to die if I don't sleep for another hour. I've gone longer without sleep.

Loki Dead Inside @stabby

You, of all people, should understand the merits of 'healthy sleeping'.

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

sure, when its other people. hes much worse at taking care of himself,, like me..

Antisocial Science Man✓ @BruceBanner

Not you too, Loki.

Loki Dead Inside @stabby

Listen, we're all afraid of my brother when it comes to you.

Val @Valkyriess

thats it, im calling him.

 

Cariad @pikachoosewisely

Replying to @BruceBanner and @Valkyriess

its nice to hear from u dr banner but pls sleep???

 

Maybe it's Mabel @searchingforstars

Replying to @BruceBanner @Valkyriess and 2 others

is this calling in the big guns... lol

Gaia @19981102

have we established whether or not dr banner & thor are dating???

Maybe it's Mabel @searchingforstars

uhhhhhh idk?? i thought it was just wishful thinking but this thread makes me 🤔🤔

 

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Thor!⚡️✓ @godofthunder

He is asleep.

[ A photo of Bruce Banner asleep in bed, the photographer standing over him. ]

 

 

Mana Magic @tearrfull

Replying to @godofthunder

I'm glad!

 

NaNoKillMe @block64_46

Replying to @godofthunder

You got your Twitter back!! Also I hope he sleeps well!!!

 

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Clint✓ @hawkeye

tonight is not a good night™️

 

 

Kate Bi-shop @theotherhawkeye

Replying to @hawkeye

whats up dad??

Clint✓ @hawkeye

i know hes alive now but every time i close my eyes hes bleeding out and its my fault. its not loki there its me and i killed him.

Kate Bi-shop @theotherhawkeye

@PCoulson fuck your meeting youre closer than i am

AC @PCoulson

I'll be home ASAP, Clint.

 

Jcuvivi @JayClod

Replying to @hawkeye and @theotherhawkeye

does hawkeye is gay?

Kylie May loves Hawkeye(s) @hawkeyepls

not the fucking time, asshole.

 

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Bi-derman✓ @Spiderman

does anyone know this dude or can i keep him??

[ A selfie of Spider-Man, holding a calico kitten in his arms. He's very clearly grinning widely under the mask. ]

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @Spiderman

please stop bringing home strays..

Disappointment @potato_gun

youre one to talk

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

keener!!

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You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

im not usually this open on social media, but my son is important to me and i want everyone to know it. media field day or whatever, i guess.

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @TonyStark

so today is the third anniversary of me officially adopting him, and i just want to tell you all about how great he is. hes one of the brightest kids ive ever met, and one of the bravest, and one of the most caring. in fact, scratch kids. people in general

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

i think he thinks sometimes that i only adopted him because of his intelligence, but thats not true at all. i love him so much because of who he is, not because of how good he is at science and math. the moment i met him, hed already wormed his way into my heart

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

i think everyone saw the adoption coming a mile away except him and me

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

this kid deserved so much better than the life he got stuck with, but it meant that i got to meet him, so i hope he doesnt regret it too much

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

peter, i love you so, so much. i hope you always remember that.

 

Best Son uwu✓ @radioactivity

Replying to @TonyStark

god dad why would u do this w no warning u kno im an ugly crier

Best Son uwu✓ @radioactivity

Replying to @TonyStark

now im a mess in the middle of class

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

i do this shit because i care

Best Son uwu✓ @radioactivity

i dont regret anything i could never regret meeting you dad!

Steve Rogers-Stark✓ @CaptainAmerica

I love both of you a whole lot. You're both blessings I never thought I'd have. This is very sweet and I wish I could see you both right now.

Best Son uwu✓ @radioactivity

heck ilysm pops!!! when i get home im giving u both huge hugs!! also!!!!!!!! ur display name!!!!!!

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

stevie you changed it!!!!!!!

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

fuck this meeting im coming home

Steve Rogers-Stark✓ @CaptainAmerica

No, you're not Tony. Behave yourself. I'll see you in an hour.

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

ugh fine... why do you have to be so responsible

Best Son uwu✓ @radioactovity

one of us has to be and as were told many a time its not either of us

 

Ned @ChairGuy

Replying to @TonyStark

oh so this is why petes crying

 

Wanda✨✨✓ @scarlet_witch

Replying to @TonyStark

Aww!!!

 

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

Replying to @TonyStark and @radioactivity

3 years

Best Son uwu✓ @radioactivity

haha;;; ye

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

as in. since the start of high school

Best Son uwu✓ @radioactivity

oh yeah around then i guess

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

holy fuck

Call Me MJ @empathynonexistent

lol

 

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Hanana @lifeisamess

why have people just now started obsessing over peter starks bf

 

 

I met Peter Stark once and it was great @vanillabitch

bc everyone suddenly realised hes dating fucking deadpool??? whos super dangerous???

Hanana @lifeisamess

wouldnt iron man have fucked him up by now if he was dangerous to kid stark?? i mean its not exactly a secret since the whole internet knows about it by now

Blow me @akissmylove

isnt deadpool like a bunch older than peter??? kinda weeeiiird if u ask me . like 

Hanana @lifeisamess

thats conjecture theres literally no info on his actual age. we dont even know what he looks like! or kid starks age! u cant accuse a guy of that shit w no proof dude

 

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Best Son uwu✓ @radioactivity

dudes. im 18, wades 19. yall can chill. i appreciate the concern but all is gucci.

 

 

It's Been Four Months!✓ @thedeadpool

ily petey!!

Best Son uwu✓ @radioactivity

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Gwenpool @bubblegumpool

Replying to @radioactivity

ty for saying smthn i wanted to but that wld be unfair & spoilers 😭😭

Best Son uwu✓ @radioactivity

lol no problem ;;; spoilers??

 

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It's Been Four Months!✓ @thedeadpool

whats this? iron mans finally following me? when did this happen???

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @thedeadpool

i was ganged up on

 

Bucky✓ @jamesebbarnes

Replying to @thedeadpool

I don't understand what I've done..

It's Been Four Months!✓ @thedeadpool

rip dude

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Ned @ChairGuy

@TonyStark hey mr stark with all due respect where the fuck is peter

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @ChairGuy

working on it kid

Ned @ChairGuy

working on what where is he??

Yeet✓ @princessofwakanda

ill dm u guys

 

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Ned @ChairGuy

this is such bullshit

 

 

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

Replying to @ChairGuy

whatever you do stay where you are, you guys are in danger too yknow

Ned @ChairGuy

yeah i figured cos like??? everyone is??? is that happy

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

yes. if anything happens, get to him as quickly as possible.

Ned @ChairGuy

fuck dude! define anything!

Steve Rogers-Stark✓ @CaptainAmerica

Seriously son, be careful. We'll have Pete back in no time.

 

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Danny Long @longtimenosee

y'all wtf is happening there's a fucking spaceship over New York???

 

 

Ada @blackwidowisagoddess

Replying to @longtimenosee

Dan u say that like it's the first time

Danny Long @longtimenosee

dont act like this is normal!! thats what they want!

 

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Salty🧂 @bluebirdie

@ChairGuy is chatting w tony stark like its normal wtf

 

 

Ned @ChairGuy

Replying to @bluebirdie

yeah i wouldnt be if my best friend wasnt on a fucking spaceship stfu sally

Ned @ChairGuy

sorry that was rude im stressed

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

why is parker on the spaceship

Ned @ChairGuy

uhh

You Know Who I Am✓ @TonyStark

confidential.

 

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Ned @ChairGuy

fucking great mr starks not responding anymore

 

 

Bucky✓ @jamesbbarnes

Replying to @ChairGuy

We're running on the assumption that they never got off

Ned @ChairGuy

sorry what?!?!??!

Bucky✓ @jamesebbarnes

Hang in there kid

 

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Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

so just to be clear parker somehow got from the bus to the alien ship and now the ship is gone and he's still on it

 

 

Ned @ChairGuy

Replying to @fthompson

thats about it yeah

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

wtf

 

Call Me MJ @empathynonexistent

Replying to @fthompson

*stark actually

Flash⚡️⚡️ @fthompson

shut up jones!

 

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Joel @Prior1999

the winter soldier said 'they' were on the ship ??? whos they???

 

 

Ada @blackwidowisagoddess

Replying to @Prior1999

Sounds like we might be down a hero or two too

 

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Loki Dead Inside @stabby

To be honest, I was hoping we wouldn't have to deal with this.

 

 

AC @PCoulson

Replying to @stabby

I'm sorry, you knew this might happen and didn't say anything?

Loki Dead Inside @stabby

I wasn't the only one!

 

Thor!⚡️⚡️✓ @godofthunder

Replying to @stabby

Brother! Where are you?! Please join us.

Loki Dead Inside @stabby

Okay, whatever. Is Strange with you?

Thor!⚡️⚡️✓ @godofthunder

He was on the ship. The Guardians are in pursuit.

 

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Gamora @Gamora

I dislike being left behind.

 

 

🌟🌟🌟 @universaltruths_

Replying to @Gamora

why were u left behind?????

Gamora @Gamora

I'm in possession of info that would greatly hinder our chances if our enemy got ahold of it. It made sense for me to remain here, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

Rocket Raccoon @whatsaraccoon

Don't worry, Groot and I ended up staying behind too!

Rocket Raccoon @whatsaraccoon

Oh never mind, Thor needs help with something offworld!

Thor!⚡️⚡️✓ @godofthunder

You should join us, Lady Gamora! It would be an honour!

Gamora @Gamora

Yeah?

Thor!⚡️⚡️✓ @godofthunder

Yes!

Gamora @Gamora

Okay, sure, why not.

 

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Avengers News @threee

Okay, so there's a spaceship in the sky over NYC. Some shit's boutta go down. So here's what imma do. Imma live tweet this shit for all you guys not around. I live nearby so I have pretty much front row seats to whatever's about to happen.

[ A short video of the ship over New York. ]

 

 

Avengers News @threee

Replying to @threee

Okay I'm out on the street right now. It's sorta a wreck honestly. But I just saw Spiderman swing by so he's here!

Avengers News @threee

Guys Iron Man just slammed through a building right by me! I'm following him!

Avengers News @threee

He's fighting some big dude! I think it's an alien? Probably? Here!

[ Shaky footage of Iron Man fighting Cull Obsidian, clearly filmed from behind a bush. ]

Avengers News @threee

Spidey just got here! Wait no! Now he's chasing after Doctor Strange (???) and some weird Squidward looking dude. Captain America just arrived along with Wong! Wong sent big dude through a portal!

Avengers News @threee

Ew!

[ Video of Cull Obsidian's arm being severed by the closing portal. ]

Avengers News @threee

Okay Iron Man and Cap have gone after Spidey I think? I'm gonna try to follow them.

Avengers News @threee

They went up... sorry guys I can't fly so this is all I can get you...

Avengers News @threee

Went back through streets where they were all fighting. Here's some footage.

[ Video of the carnage left behind by the battle between the heroes and the unknown aliens. ]

 

Danny Long @longtimenosee

Replying to @threee

wtf dude!!!! get outta there u'll get hurt!

Avengers News @threee

Nah, I'm fine man.

 

Joel @Prior1999

Replying to @threee

so when the winter soldier said they he probs meant cap, stark, & maybe spidey and dr strange? but why is starks kid up there too

 

Burgundy sucks @unilaterallythinking

Replying to @threee

i wonder whats up w dr banner,, the hulk wasnt fighting he was just sorta standing there

 

I was there @qqiteinteresting

Replying to @threee

Where are the rest of the Avengers?? From what Thor says it seems like they're all meeting up?

 

H @h

Replying to @threee

peter starks apparently on the ship but do yall think the other stark kid is okay?