127 chat 4:30 p.m
Dream betrayer: yo who is on Jeno duty??
Ot12 4:34 p.m
Yanggie: @everyone I have a question
Chinese stupid: no please don't ask this
Dream betrayer: what I'm confused
Idiot sandwich: wow y do all u guys have autocorrest on
Sicheng: because we didn't fail 2nd grade
Idiot sandwich: wow fuck you
Yuyu: i wanna do that tho
Sicheng: sorry I don't date men who aren't intellectuals
Yuyu: I would like to insert my peepee into you my future love of my life
Yuyu: or u could fuck me! I'm not picky
Yuyu: you hesitated! That means you thought about it!
Yuyu: I have a chance!
Sicheng: don't lie to urself
Yanggie: I have only been in this gc for like a few months but what the hell is Yuta ON
Dream betrayer: caffeine and unresolved sexual tension
Henry: how long?
Dream betrayer: since Sicheng's 10th grade and Yuta's 11th
Henry: Yuta is 2 years older tho???
Yuyu: well guess what I was put back a year because I knew .5 English when I came here back in the day
Henry: shut up ur like 23
Yanggie: how did this go from me trying to ask a question to Yuta wanting to duck Sicheng?
Channie: this is why the foreign line isn't allowed to be alone
Henry: we all live in Texas and everyone here isn't American by birth save for Johnny, Young, Lucas, and all dreamies but Jeno
Henry: we r all foreigners ur not special
Yanggie: CAN I ASK MY QUESTION
Chinese stupid: NO BECAUSE SOMEONE IS GOING TO FIGHT
Channie: go for it Yang
Yanggie: pancakes or waffles Chinese stupid: https://66.media.tumblr.com/3689831df377ea525de615a0f3a14a2e/tumblr_pr5t66s7Nn1tln9o1_540.jpg
Chinese stupid: I warned you all
Chinese stupid: don't add the the German I said
Chinese dummy: yet you added him
Channie: pancakes Idiot sandwich: WAFFLES
Dream betrayer: WAFFLES
Channie: MARK YOU BETRAYED NOT ONLY OUR MINOR GC BUT ALSO ME TOO?
Dream betrayer: I aged????? ALSO HOW DARE YOU GO AGAINST ME I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU HYUK
Channie: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP TOGETHER AND MAKE BREAKFAST WHEN WE CAN AND ENJOY IT
Channie: HOW CAN WE DO THIS WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN DECIDE ON WHAT TO EAT
Dream betrayer: no bby don't worry I'll make you whatever you'd like
Gay: that's gay
Yanggie: Ten did you even read your name before typing that?
Gay: they're a different type of gay
Sicheng: no capping
Square: what the hell does that even mean
Sicheng: I forgot Jaehyun was raised by white people
Square: my adoptive mother is going to come and smack u
Tail: Ms. Grayson is actually super nice she wouldn't
Sicheng: and also didn't teach u the slang u need to survive in this gc
Gay: everyone else know what capping/ cappin/ no cap means?
Tail: not I
Gay: ur old doesn't count
Tail: im legit 24 so 1 year older than ur ass
Gay: that’s the point
Tail: so will u be old next year
Gay: bold to assume i will be alive next year
Gay: lol no I just wanted to see if u were online
Gay: ppancakes or waffles Idiot sandwich: autocorrect on and u still have typose
Gay: *gets disgusted in thai*
Idiot sandwich: ew thai
Gay: ew chinese that comes out of renjun
Idiot sandwich: fuck u [Idiot sandwich has now been suspended for 10 minutes]
Tail: wtf why didn’t it work the first time didn’t he curse earlier
Mom: idk but I pick pancakes
Yuyu: I like whatever winko likes
Sicheng: don’t call me that
Sicheng: also I only date people who can think for themselves
Yuyu: fr tho pancakes r superior
Tail: disowning u
Yuyu: dad no
Square: if im dating yong doesn’t that mean im ur dad
Yuyu: technically Kun is the dad
Yuyu: N O
Tail: what r we talkin about
Square: who all knows?
Sicheng: oh ok
Sicheng: u kno to use google translate
Tail: we kno that translate don’t work that well for countries that have characters so just tell me
Tail: u read thai!!
Sicheng: don’t you have to go to work?
Tail: it doesn’t matter they finna lay ppl off n e way
Tail: not like they paid me enough to uphold my apartment in the 1st place
Sicheng: a paycheck is better than no paycheck right?
Tail: ill be going
Sicheng: bye hyung [Tail is now offline]
Gay: that reminds me
Gay: mark u used my ketchup so pls venmo me my 37 cents
Sicheng: bro u could just…
Sicheng: ask mwah
Gay: venmo me 37 cents also winwin
Sicheng: on it
Square: n e ways
Square: I'm a special type of tired like it's 4:30 and I want to sleep instead of do my homework
Gay: it's either depression or procrastination
Square: it's at the point where my brain is telling me “do work or fail” and the other side said “sleep” and now I'm sitting here with my phone about to blackout
Gay: do ur homework
Square: u rite [Square is now offline]
Sicheng: Mark how is college? How does it feel to be at the end of ur first year
Dream betrayer: I want death to consume me
Sicheng: ur doing great then
Dream betrayer: how r u so… positive about this?
Sicheng: I don't have a mans to talk to so I bury any and all of my problems deep down under a thick layer of positivity so that no one worries about me
Gay: dam went from 0 to 100 real quick
Mom: Cheng u wanna… talk?
Yuyu: *gasp* MEIKO NAKAHARA
Yuyu: SO U DID LISTEN TO THE MUSIC I RECOMMENDED YOU
Sicheng: no I went out of my way to pick all the songs you didn't recommend from the 80s
Sicheng: couldn't understand them
Yuyu: I don't understand Chinese but does that stop me from listening to Lala Hsu
Sicheng: Taiwanese traitor
Sicheng: lol jk idc where ppl r from luv Lala
SiTen 4:46 p.m
Gay: bro I said 37 cents not 37 DOLLARS
Sicheng: my finger slipped???
Sicheng: let's be real 十 u need the mula more than I do
Gay: but I didn't ask for 37 from u
Gay: I'll pay you back
Sicheng: don't sweat the details u never gotta pay me back unless I say so
Sicheng: also this is is so Johnny doesn't do it and y'all have to have that convo and I don't have to buy u lunchables
127 chat 5:03 p.m
Dream betrayer: oh crap who is with Jeno??
Dream betrayer: for real who is with the kid
Cutie: calm ur tits I saw him earlier with Jaemin
Mom: oh fuck
Mom: y didn't u tell us earlier?
Cutie: it's Jeno, he was with Jaemin so I thought everything was fine
Chicago: mark's still typing
Chicago: bro pls think before you lash out
Yuyu: no he is still typing
Yuyu: not this fuckin time
[Yuyu is now offline]
Dream betrayer: look it's been a year and we haven't really talked about Jeno much and that's cause Jeno is like a bunch of crazy shit that slowly gets revealed over time unless something mega bad happens to him which hasn't in a while so I don't expect you to really get this which is fine. But if any of us at all ever ask about Jeno that needs to be a fucking quick ass reply even if it doesn't seem important. And yeah ik I sound like a helicopter parent or something but I have to when it comes to him sometimes and I get worried a lot when I don't know where he is. So please, just if you see Jeno when I ask about him let me know where he is ok please.
Cutie: crap I'm sorry Mark
Cutie: I didn't know it was that bad
Dream betrayer: it is
Sicheng: that was the nicest rage I've ever seen from someone
Channie: cause he's Canadian
Dream betrayer: still wasn't alerted whomst tf is with him tho
Doughnut: Me and Renjun
Dream betrayer: Renjun got a test tmr
Doughtnut: ik so he is leaving at like 10 and I'm staying till the morning
Doughnut: want me to drop him off at school?
Dream betrayer: yes pls :)
Mom: now that that is over can anyone come over and help me study????
[Dream betrayer is now offline]
[Chicago is now offline]
[Doughnut, Tail, and Channie are now offline]
[Cutie is now offline]
Mom: only ur left Sichenggie
Sicheng: I really would help you
Sicheng: but I don't want to
[Sicheng is now offline]
Mom: fuck all y'all
Mom: YOOOONNNOOOOOHHHHH [GOD has entered the groupchat]
Mom: what the actual fu-
Mom: u kno what?
Mom: I don't care anymore