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127 chat 4:30 p.m

Dream betrayer: yo who is on Jeno duty??

Ot12 4:34 p.m

Yanggie: @everyone I have a question

Chinese stupid: no please don't ask this

Dream betrayer: what I'm confused

Idiot sandwich: wow y do all u guys have autocorrest on

Sicheng: because we didn't fail 2nd grade

Idiot sandwich: wow fuck you

Yuyu: i wanna do that tho

Sicheng: sorry I don't date men who aren't intellectuals

Yuyu: I would like to insert my peepee into you my future love of my life

Sicheng: no

Yuyu: or u could fuck me! I'm not picky

Sicheng: …

Sicheng: no

Yuyu: you hesitated! That means you thought about it!

Yuyu: I have a chance!

Sicheng: don't lie to urself

Yanggie: I have only been in this gc for like a few months but what the hell is Yuta ON

Dream betrayer: caffeine and unresolved sexual tension

Henry: how long?

Dream betrayer: since Sicheng's 10th grade and Yuta's 11th

Henry: Yuta is 2 years older tho???

Yuyu: well guess what I was put back a year because I knew .5 English when I came here back in the day

Henry: shut up ur like 23

Yanggie: how did this go from me trying to ask a question to Yuta wanting to duck Sicheng?

Channie: this is why the foreign line isn't allowed to be alone

Henry: we all live in Texas and everyone here isn't American by birth save for Johnny, Young, Lucas, and all dreamies but Jeno

Henry: we r all foreigners ur not special

Yanggie: CAN I ASK MY QUESTION

Chinese stupid: NO BECAUSE SOMEONE IS GOING TO FIGHT

Channie: go for it Yang

Yanggie: pancakes or waffles Chinese stupid: https://66.media.tumblr.com/3689831df377ea525de615a0f3a14a2e/tumblr_pr5t66s7Nn1tln9o1_540.jpg

Chinese stupid: I warned you all

Chinese stupid: don't add the the German I said

Chinese dummy: yet you added him

Sicheng: pancakes

Channie: pancakes Idiot sandwich: WAFFLES

Dream betrayer: WAFFLES

Channie: MARK YOU BETRAYED NOT ONLY OUR MINOR GC BUT ALSO ME TOO?

Dream betrayer: I aged????? ALSO HOW DARE YOU GO AGAINST ME I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU HYUK

Channie: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WAKE UP TOGETHER AND MAKE BREAKFAST WHEN WE CAN AND ENJOY IT

Channie: HOW CAN WE DO THIS WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN DECIDE ON WHAT TO EAT

Dream betrayer: no bby don't worry I'll make you whatever you'd like

Gay: that's gay

Yanggie: …

Yanggie: Ten did you even read your name before typing that?

Gay: they're a different type of gay

Sicheng: no capping

Square: what the hell does that even mean

Sicheng: I forgot Jaehyun was raised by white people

Square: my adoptive mother is going to come and smack u

Tail: Ms. Grayson is actually super nice she wouldn't

Sicheng: and also didn't teach u the slang u need to survive in this gc

Gay: everyone else know what capping/ cappin/ no cap means?

Tail: not I

Gay: ur old doesn't count

Tail: im legit 24 so 1 year older than ur ass

Gay: that’s the point

Tail: so will u be old next year

Gay: bold to assume i will be alive next year

Mom: WHAT

Gay: lol no I just wanted to see if u were online

Gay: ppancakes or waffles Idiot sandwich: autocorrect on and u still have typose

Gay: *gets disgusted in thai*

Idiot sandwich: ew thai

Gay: ew chinese that comes out of renjun

Idiot sandwich: fuck u [Idiot sandwich has now been suspended for 10 minutes]

Tail: wtf why didn’t it work the first time didn’t he curse earlier

Mom: idk but I pick pancakes

Yuyu: I like whatever winko likes

Sicheng: don’t call me that

Sicheng: also I only date people who can think for themselves

Yuyu: fr tho pancakes r superior

Tail: disowning u

Tail: #wafflegang

Yuyu: dad no

Mom: wait…

Square: wait…

Square: if im dating yong doesn’t that mean im ur dad

Yuyu: technically Kun is the dad

Square: but-

Yuyu: N O

Square: fine

Tail: what r we talkin about

Square: nothin

Square: who all knows?

Ten: ทุกคนยกเว้นเขา

Sicheng: oh ok

Tail: translate???

Sicheng: u kno to use google translate

Tail: we kno that translate don’t work that well for countries that have characters so just tell me

Tail: u read thai!!

Sicheng: don’t you have to go to work?

Tail: it doesn’t matter they finna lay ppl off n e way

Tail: not like they paid me enough to uphold my apartment in the 1st place

Sicheng: a paycheck is better than no paycheck right?

Tail: ill be going

Sicheng: bye hyung [Tail is now offline]

Gay: that reminds me

Gay: mark u used my ketchup so pls venmo me my 37 cents

Sicheng: bro u could just…

Sicheng: ask mwah

Gay: venmo me 37 cents also winwin

Sicheng: on it

Square: n e ways

Square: I'm a special type of tired like it's 4:30 and I want to sleep instead of do my homework

Gay: it's either depression or procrastination

Square: it's at the point where my brain is telling me “do work or fail” and the other side said “sleep” and now I'm sitting here with my phone about to blackout

Gay: procrastination

Gay: do ur homework

Square: u rite [Square is now offline]

Sicheng: Mark how is college? How does it feel to be at the end of ur first year

Dream betrayer: I want death to consume me

Sicheng: ur doing great then

Dream betrayer: how r u so… positive about this?

Sicheng: I don't have a mans to talk to so I bury any and all of my problems deep down under a thick layer of positivity so that no one worries about me

Gay: dam went from 0 to 100 real quick

Mom: Cheng u wanna… talk?

Sicheng: https://66.media.tumblr.com/2616045a40af495b9cc747a620459fb4/tumblr_prh1tuIr7J1v48p2bo1_400.jpg

Sicheng: no

Yuyu: *gasp* MEIKO NAKAHARA

Yuyu: SO U DID LISTEN TO THE MUSIC I RECOMMENDED YOU

Sicheng: no I went out of my way to pick all the songs you didn't recommend from the 80s

Sicheng: couldn't understand them

Yuyu: I don't understand Chinese but does that stop me from listening to Lala Hsu

Sicheng: Taiwanese traitor

Sicheng: lol jk idc where ppl r from luv Lala

 

SiTen 4:46 p.m

Gay: bro I said 37 cents not 37 DOLLARS

Sicheng: my finger slipped???

Sicheng: let's be real 十 u need the mula more than I do

Gay: but I didn't ask for 37 from u

Gay: I'll pay you back

Sicheng: don't sweat the details u never gotta pay me back unless I say so

Sicheng: also this is is so Johnny doesn't do it and y'all have to have that convo and I don't have to buy u lunchables

 

127 chat 5:03 p.m

Dream betrayer: oh crap who is with Jeno??

Dream betrayer: for real who is with the kid

Cutie: calm ur tits I saw him earlier with Jaemin

Mom: oh fuck

Yuyu: Jungwoo…

Cutie: what

Mom: y didn't u tell us earlier?

Cutie: it's Jeno, he was with Jaemin so I thought everything was fine

Chicago: mark's still typing

Chicago: bro pls think before you lash out

Yuyu: no he is still typing

Yuyu: not this fuckin time

[Yuyu is now offline]

Dream betrayer: look it's been a year and we haven't really talked about Jeno much and that's cause Jeno is like a bunch of crazy shit that slowly gets revealed over time unless something mega bad happens to him which hasn't in a while so I don't expect you to really get this which is fine. But if any of us at all ever ask about Jeno that needs to be a fucking quick ass reply even if it doesn't seem important. And yeah ik I sound like a helicopter parent or something but I have to when it comes to him sometimes and I get worried a lot when I don't know where he is. So please, just if you see Jeno when I ask about him let me know where he is ok please.

Cutie: crap I'm sorry Mark

Cutie: I didn't know it was that bad

Dream betrayer: it is

Sicheng: that was the nicest rage I've ever seen from someone

Channie: cause he's Canadian

Dream betrayer: still wasn't alerted whomst tf is with him tho

Doughnut: Me and Renjun

Dream betrayer: Renjun got a test tmr

Doughtnut: ik so he is leaving at like 10 and I'm staying till the morning

Doughnut: want me to drop him off at school?

Dream betrayer: yes pls :)

Mom: now that that is over can anyone come over and help me study????

[Dream betrayer is now offline]

[Chicago is now offline]

[Doughnut, Tail, and Channie are now offline]

[Cutie is now offline]

Mom: only ur left Sichenggie

Sicheng: I really would help you

Sicheng: but I don't want to

[Sicheng is now offline]

Mom: fuck all y'all

Mom: YOOOONNNOOOOOHHHHH [GOD has entered the groupchat]

GOD: AaAaAaAamMmMeEeEnn

Mom: what the actual fu-

Mom: u kno what?

Mom: I don't care anymore