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the nerds have tooken over the text messages

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beer added @cats are the best, @kawaii, @guitar, @kagome can tell me to sit and i will, @womanizer.

 

beer: listen here, whores.

kawaii: great way to greet us, misato. 101/10. would come again.

beer: ah, thank you :) i love it when i call my fellow gay people whores.

kawaii: me too.

cats are the best: alright, slut.

beer: listen here, buddy. >:(((

guitar: can we just continue the wonderful speech or rules that the whore beer god got for us?

womanizer: She isn't going to finish it anyways.

beer: stfu, kaji.

womanizer: ;)

beer: anyways. rules. 1) don't disrespect beer. 2) spam is allowed. 3) if you are good at ddr, leave now. 4) cats and dogs can eat shit and die. 5) disrespect pan-pan and you're going to catch these hands-hands. that's my boi. 6) bully kaji b/c he's my ex. 7) ritsuko, cats can go die. 8) i'm allergic to cats and dogs so therefore i can make fun of them. 9) i can shuffle, boast about that, idiot. 10) everyone can go die actually.

guitar: sis, what hands do you got?

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: baby hands.

cats are the best: actually, cats can eat shit and live.

kawaii: me and shigeru are ddr gods.

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: beer doesn't taste good.

kawaii: good sleepaway camp reference, sempai.

womanizer: I'm terrified of hamsters. Does that count?

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: i killed my hamster before.

cats are the best: i can shuffle too. 

guitar: kaji pp is small.

beer: facts.

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: how u know what kaji pp size is? are u cheating on me :(

guitar: no. i mean, if i did, i would still love you.

beer:  my mans just said if he cheated on you, he would still love you. 

cats are the best: sounds like some shit off of divorce court.

womanizer: you watch divorce court?

cats are the best: you listen to brittney spears?  

beer: womanizer, womanizer, you're a womanizer.

womanizer: You caught me.

guitar: iconic icon.

cats are the best: he listen to...i-

kawaii: anyone seen my gay romance novel?

beer: no.

kawaii: i literally see you with it.

beer: don't leave your shit alone. you're lucky that ari kissed nora.

kawaii: i'm going to kill you.

kawaii: listen here, kids.

kawaii: did you know that if you touch my romance gay novel, i will personally get shigeru to kill you?

guitar: wow, you said the word kill.

kawaii: bro, stfu

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: and she cussed. i-

 

 

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kawaii: S O  we not answering calls now?

guitar: bruh, i send you a message.

kawaii: nah, i got chu. 

beer: stfu, i'm trying to watch got.

kawaii: bro, wtf is got?

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: maya, get ur girl, she's trying to steal my cat by luring it with cat treats into her car.

kawaii: get ur boy, he isn't answering my calls.

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: T E LL YOUR G IR L T O  S TOP S5TELAIUNG M YMCTAS 

kawaii: ?

kawaii: i can't understand...

beer: shut up, im watching got.

kawaii: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOT?!

beer: ITS GAMES OF FUCKING THRONES.

kawaii: WHERE IS THE FUCKING F?!

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: TELL YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND TO STOP STEALING MY FUCKING FELINES!

cats are the best: I LOVE THESE FUCKING FURBALLS. I'M FUCKING TAKING THEM.

guitar: why are we yelling and saying f words?

womanizer: Same.

kawaii: and YOU!

kawaii: WHY YOU HAVENT ANSWERED MY FUCKING CALLS?!?!?!?

guitar: ay gotta go. 

*guitar went offline.

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: bro, imma fucking kill your bitch ass.

kawaii: do it, hoe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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guitar: i have rare footage of maya and makoto literally to throw it back to 2 on and it got me fucking weak.

kawaii: i hate you.

guitar: thanks

beer: i wanna see this.

cats are the best: i wanna see this too.

guitar: you in this too

cats are the best: i don't wanna see this.

*guitar sent a video.

beer: I'M FUCKING DEAD

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: i hate you too

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: but don't lie and say that me and maya can throw it back. 

beer: first of all, tumblr looking ass boy over not even twerking, your back said ) then (

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: but your back was like that when you was letting kaji hitting back.

kawaii: 🍵

beer: bitch, that's fucking soup.

*kawaii sent a picture*

cats are the best: ah, girlfriend like girlfriend.

guitar: eyes are red, eye bags, middle finger, and always looks like she's crying. That is truly your girlfriend.

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: What about me? Am I truly your boyfriend?

guitar: no.

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: WELL NO ASS FOR A MONTH! 

Womanizer: Everyday I come to this chat, I always think "What the fuck did I just read?"

kawaii: shut up, kaji. no one asked for fucking thoughts.

beer: keep your enlarged penis away from this chat.

cats are the best: frfr. this dude came into my office ass naked.

kawaii: dude running around with no clothes on. keep that shit on brazzers.

cats are the best: innocent kids are watching.

kagome can tell me to sit and i will: DON'T YOU DARE CALL MAYA "INNOCENT".