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I Want My Sarcasm Back

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I Want My Sarcasm Back

My sarcasm is gone.
I want it back.


 Tootie, have you seen my sarcasm?

No, Kazooie. I haven’t seen your sarcasm.

OK. Thank you anyway.


Mumbo, have you seen my sarcasm?

Is Bird not being sarcastic now?

OK. Thank you anyway.


Grunty, have you seen my sarcasm?

No. I certainly did not steal it with a spell.
I haven’t seen it a lot, know that well.
I haven’t seen any sarcasm for my brew anywhere.
I didn’t steal it, stop being such a dumb, stupid questionnaire.

OK.Thank you anyway.


Bottles, have you seen my sarcasm?

I haven’t seen anything all day. I have been trying to solve this jigsaw puzzle.

Would you like me to help you with that?

If you like.


King Jingaling, have you seen my sarcasm?

I witnessed a sarcasm once.
It was cold, manipulative and uncaring.

That’s called lying. That’s not mine.
Thank you anyway.


Captain Blubber, have you seen my sarcasm?

Yar… What is a sarcasm?

Thank you anyway.


Nobody has seen my sarcasm.
What if I’ll never be myself again?
What if nobody ever finds it?

My poor sarcasm.
I miss it so much.

What’s the matter, Kazooie?

I have lost my sarcasm, Banjo.
And nobody has seen it.

Can you describe your sarcasm to me?

It’s obnoxious, condescending, and abras…

I HAVE SEEN MY SARCASM.

Hohhahhohhahhohhahhohhahhohhahhohhahhohhahbreeeeeehohhahhohhahhohhahhohhahhohhahhohhah.

YOU, GRUNTY. YOU STOLE MY SARCASM.

I’m falling off my tower… The one thing for which I cower…

I love my sarcasm.

Excuse me, Kazooie, have you found your sarcasm?

No. Why are you asking me.
I haven’t found it.
I haven’t found it at all.
I’m not being sarcastic.
Don’t ask me any more questions.

I’ll keep on looking, then. Thank you anyway.