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I Want My Sarcasm Back

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I Want My Sarcasm Back

My sarcasm is gone.
I want it back.

 Tootie, have you seen my sarcasm?

No, Kazooie. I haven’t seen your sarcasm.

OK. Thank you anyway.

Mumbo, have you seen my sarcasm?

Is Bird not being sarcastic now?

OK. Thank you anyway.

Grunty, have you seen my sarcasm?

No. I certainly did not steal it with a spell.
I haven’t seen it a lot, know that well.
I haven’t seen any sarcasm for my brew anywhere.
I didn’t steal it, stop being such a dumb, stupid questionnaire.

OK.Thank you anyway.

Bottles, have you seen my sarcasm?

I haven’t seen anything all day. I have been trying to solve this jigsaw puzzle.

Would you like me to help you with that?

If you like.

King Jingaling, have you seen my sarcasm?

I witnessed a sarcasm once.
It was cold, manipulative and uncaring.

That’s called lying. That’s not mine.
Thank you anyway.

Captain Blubber, have you seen my sarcasm?

Yar… What is a sarcasm?

Thank you anyway.

Nobody has seen my sarcasm.
What if I’ll never be myself again?
What if nobody ever finds it?

My poor sarcasm.
I miss it so much.

What’s the matter, Kazooie?

I have lost my sarcasm, Banjo.
And nobody has seen it.

Can you describe your sarcasm to me?

It’s obnoxious, condescending, and abras…




I’m falling off my tower… The one thing for which I cower…

I love my sarcasm.

Excuse me, Kazooie, have you found your sarcasm?

No. Why are you asking me.
I haven’t found it.
I haven’t found it at all.
I’m not being sarcastic.
Don’t ask me any more questions.

I’ll keep on looking, then. Thank you anyway.