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Propound - Keep Calm and Get Married

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“Just Remember, Tony, 'Keep calm and get married'.” Abby excitedly propounded.

“How am I supposed to stay calm?” Tony hissed, “I’m marrying Gibbs.”

“I know. Isn’t it great?” She clapped her hands.

“I’m going to be the fifth Mrs. Gibbs. How is this great?” Tony protested.

“If you didn’t want to marry Gibbs, why did you accept when he proposed?”

“He caught me off guard. What else was I supposed to say? ‘No, I don’t want to marry you, just date you for the rest of my life?’”

Abby snickered, “Oh, Tony. You know you love him.”

“God help me, I do.”

“Then go get married. You’ll be fine.”

“Keep calm and get married, eh?”

“That’s the spirit, Tony,” Abby cheered as Tony finally started walking down the aisle.