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The Lovers

 

bill logged on

 

bill: GUYS i swear to god if i come to class early ONE MORE TIME and see that goza kid GROPING his girlfriend again I Am Going To Kill Myself

 

eddie: girlfriend? goza does NOT have a girlfriend

 

Stan: I would be surprised. Lol

 

richie: she hot?

 

bill: no

 

Mike: Ah, that makes perfect sense. Goza can’t get cute girls LOLLLL

 

Stan: That is a little harsh. 

 

Mike: U right I’m soz

 

richie: GOD u guys are sk fucking boring

richie: so*

richie: GUYS

 

richie: i’m waiting for a “WHAT”

richie: or “yes?”.........

richie: OR SOMETHING 

 

eddie: we don’t care,

 

richie: fuvk you

richie: fuck

richie: GUYS 

 

Stan: Yes, Richie?

 

richie: when are callbacks 

 

Stan: Mr Pierce usually waits a day or two after initial auditions to post callback information. Do you have notifications turned on for the Instagram account, Richie?

 

richie: of course not lmao

 

Stan: Turn them on, dumbass.   

 

richie: sounds like a lot of work

 

eddie: sorry to interrupt you girls, but i gotta blast. mom is making me do this breathing treatment for my vocal chords

 

eddie logged off

 

richie: breathing treatment?

 

bill: probs just inhaling hot water. with salt

 

richie: boring. 

richie: stan, i’m gonna go fuck ur mom

 

Stan: /Gay sigh/ 

 

bill: hee hee

 

eddie logged on

 

richie: ok u guys r so fucking boring bye for real

 

richie logged off

 

eddie: where is he going :(

 

Stan: Idk he’s being really weird. Meaner than usual 

 

eddie: :( 

eddie: oh shit, its october. his dad is back now. oh FUCK. OH SHIT OH FUCK

 

bill: oh no

 

Stan: Oh darn

 

bill: Frig, oh Crap!

 

eddie: ???

eddie: you guys r the ones being weird now

eddie: anyways i’m going over to make sure he’s okay

 

eddie logged off

 

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eds: hey can i come over? my mom says it’s okay as long as i bring my breathing treatment thingy

 

rich: yeah let me ask

 

eds: :)

 

rich: she said yes as long as you don’t sleep over :(((( 

 

eds: okay at least i’ll be there for a little bit

eds: are u okay rich?

 

rich: yah why

 

eds: uh

eds: isn’t he coming back tomorrow? or soon?

 

rich: yea tomorrow

rich: i should be ok

 

eds: :/ he beat the absolute shit out of you a few months ago

eds: you think he’s different?

 

rich: mom says people can change under the right circumstances. 

rich: maybe she’s right. maybe she isnt. who knows and who cares

 

eds: i care. i don’t want you getting hurt. 

 

rich: that’s sweet eduardo. but i’m fine ahah

rich: mom told me he stopped drinking

 

eds: he was in prison. of course he stopped

eds: what happens when he starts again since he’s home

 

rich: guess i’m spending nights at your house then

 

eds: what if my mom says bo

eds: no^

 

rich: then bills house it is

 

eds: what if his parents say no

 

rich: they never do

 

eds: okay but what if they start saying no??!!?!?!? you just have to be careful okay

 

rich: eddie spaghetti lmao stop worrying so much

 

eds: you know i cant stop that

 

rich: try for me?

rich: you almost here?

 

eds: i got sidetracked because i was texting you lol

eds: leaving now

 

Incoming facetime call from “rich”

 

Eddie smiled before accepting the call, “you just can’t not talk to me for three seconds, can you?” Richie just chuckled and stared into Eddie’s eyes with a sly smile. They had an interesting night ahead of them, that was for sure.