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Twitter and WangXian and MisstAkes Oh my

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Wei Wuxian @yilingpdad

 

Having kids be like:

 

(Video: A young A-Yuan is dancing in the living room while Baby Shark blasts in the background. A pair of socked feet are standing near him, watching the show. Wei Wuxian is laughing)

 

Jiang Yanli @lotusprincess

 

@yilingpdad Oh, hello little one! So precious and cute, A-Ling misses you!

 

(Video: A young Jin-Ling is making his daddy do the Baby Shark dance with him. Jin Zixuan is trying not to laugh too hard as he joins his son. In the back Yanli is laughing.)

 

Moosen @MasonJars

 

@yilingpdad @lotusprincess uHHHH SLAY ME??? I AM CRYING REAL TEARS??? AT THIS BEAUTY!!

 

Lucas @Skywalkingout

 

@yilingpdad lol kids love taking over your music

 

Lan WangJi @LanWangJi

 

 

(Video: The person wearing socks in WWX’s video turns out to be Lan WangJi, who is filming WWX doing the dance with A-Yuan. They are both very adorable)

 

Bob @shishkeBob

 

@LanWangji He really out here doin’ the Lord’s work by giving us this Good Content.

 

 

Moosen @MasonJars

 

@shishkeBob I am replenished by this Good Shit. My crops are thriving, my skin is clear…

 

Wei Wuxian @yilingpdad

 

@LanWangji Ahhhh! My husband films when I’m not looking! Look at my hair Lan Zhan I am a mess!

 

Lan WangJi @LanWangJi

 

@yilingpdad Not true. Wei Ying always pretty.

 

Wei Wuxian @yilingpdad

 

@LanWangJi Lan Zhaaaaaan~ <3

 

Jiang Cheng @purplelightning

 

@yilingpdad Shameless. The both of you.

 

Nie Huaisang @idontknow

 

@yilingpdad Really? Right in front of my salad? I just saw Good Wholesome Content from these children and you spoil it like this with your shamelessness.

 

Uh-oh Spaghetti-ohno @MisstAKE

 

@yilingpdad @purplelightning @idontknow The Drama unfolds

 

Skipper @BiteMeBarbie

 

@MisstAKE I am LIVING for it rn

 

Wei Wuxian @yilingpdad

@idontknow You snuck erotica into our college dorms even though they were against the rules

 

Skipper @BiteMeBarbie

 

@yilingpdad We STAN a callout

 

Jiang Cheng @purplelightning

 

@yilingpdad @idontknow And you’re the one who knew every line back and forth because you read them so often

 

Uh-oh Spaghetti-ohno @MisstAKE

 

@purplelightning @idontknow @BiteMeBarbie WE STAN A DOUBLE CALLOUT RN

 

Wei Wuxian @yilingpdad

 

@purplelightning @idontknow I suddenly can’t read, how unfortunate.

 

Lan WangJi @LanWangJi

 

Wei Ying can read. Do not make A-Yuan sad.

 

(Picture: A-Yuan is pouting at the camera because he thinks his daddy can’t read to him anymore)

 

Lucas @Skywalkingout

 

@LanWangji @MasonJars That’s it. A-Yuan is frowning I can’t go ON LIKE THIS

 

Jiang Yanli @lotusprincess

 

@yilingpdaddy A-Xian we’ve been over this, be nice to your son!

 

Wei Wuxian @yilingpdad

 

@lotusprincess @LanWangJi I AM nice to my little A-Yuan! Look we’ve already made up!

 

(Video: WWX is feeding little spoonfuls of ice cream to A-Yuan, who takes the spoon away and says “No. Daddy say ‘ah’ now.” Before shoving the spoon right into WWX’s nose.)

 

Moosen @MasonJars

 

@Skywalkingout And just like that. I have been healed.