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this is so sad, can we please get a gay crisis in the chat?

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[Doppio] added [Carne, Cioccolata and 3 others] to [Unnamed Group]

Doppio < hi guys!!

Squalo > a

Squalo > Oh

Squalo > Hi Doppio 

Secco > hewwo uwuwu senpai is dat you owowo

Cioccolata > Omg 😳 spider 🕷️🕸️ daddy 🙊🙈 better be 👀💀 swinging 👈🏃🏃 those 👆👆spider webs 🕸️🕸️🕷️ up 👆 my 👈🔥 asshole 👌👌😔 OwO 😳😳 or i👈 will be mad 😤😤 with him 👆 and his big 😳 juicy 💦 creamy 🍼🥛 fat 😳😋 knowledge 😳🎓👨🎓👨🔬🔬 OwO omg spider 🕷️🕷️ DADDY 😳 u are so 🙊 nice with me 👈👈 keep 😔 on sharing 👌 those creamy 😋 cummies 👀👀🙈💦💦😋😋

Carne > H

Tiziano > the only decent people here are Squalo and Doppio.

Carne > :(

Tiziano > ok You’re fine too.

Carne > :)

Doppio < i think were all good! :^D

[Squalo] renamed [Unnamed Group] to [We Dont Deserve Doppio]

Doppio < ????? what do you mean?

Tiziano > listen.

Tiziano > you're Baby!!!

Doppio < i’m not a baby :^(

Squalo > Nonono ur baby

Squalo > Not a baby

Tiziano > it's a Good Thing!

Doppio < so… im baby?

Squalo > Yeah

Tiziano > yes!

Secco > am i baby

Squalo > Yeah no

Doppio < There can be only one.

Secco > okay unu

Cioccolata > It’s okay Secco, you’re still baby in my eyes :)

Doppio < T̸̡̧͖͕̪̮̙̘̭͔̯͋̈́͑̾h̷̢̛̝͓͈͇͍͈̟̠͇͊͗͌̈̽̆̈̈̂̑͘e̴̦͍̯͎̓͑̂̅̃͘͜͜͠͠r̶̘̫̹̠͍̩̤͖̹͍̈̿͒̚͜ͅę̶͙̺̪͚̻͇̜̯̂́̎̇̍̑̌͋̋͆͗̈́͠ ̴̹͙̭̫̫̣̰͠ͅc̷̢̰̞̲͓̣͈̙̦̞̲͈̑̓̎̂͜ͅa̴͖̗̪̱͕̫̪̮̥̼͑́͂͌̃͘͜ͅn̵̛͈̘̘̹̟͇͌̽̌̆̽̇͝ ̶̢̩̟̬̯̓̉̃̾̽͝b̴̡̮̖̹̫̫͇̘͈̺̯̝̻͗̽̇͛͒͜ě̵̠̲̔̏͂̓̍̉͗̂̎͝͠͝͠͝ ̸̢̞̤͕͎̩͓͕̟̙̫͚̻̓͝͝͝ͅo̵̲̰͇͈̗̿̔̏̈́̈́́̉̋͝n̷͎̙̩̍̀̾͛̾l̷̪̳̣̗̗̬̩̮̝͓̪̍͊̋͂̽͐͠y̶̛̱̹̗͇̬̼̦̟͚̲̳̭̫͊͜ ̸̨̨̡̛͍̭̳̘̭͖͖͔̞͓̀̌͛̾̃̉̿̕̕̚͘͜͠͝͝o̴͔͗̀̅̐̌ ̵̝̳̤̣̬̭͍̜̫̘̺̓͛͂̅̈́͗̾̌̉͘n̴̰̠̟͍͋ ̵̺̙̱̓̆̀̔͒̾ȩ̵̟̭̟͎̥̳̩͇̩̖̦͖͍̰͗͝ ̸̦͗͌͐̊̌̿͌͆̿͘͠.̶̧͔̮̔̇̔

Cioccolata > Okay fine, I take it back. Not really.

Doppio < Okay, but you’re on thin fucking ice.

Doppio <  oops! i think i got kinda angry there, sorry!! :^(((

Secco > dopp is kinda scary when hes angry jfc

Tiziano > awwh! Baby Shark, can we keep Him??????

Secco > baby shark du du du du du du

Squalo > SJKHJKHJKSAJHDFUISH

Squalo > Ok Secco mode

Squalo > And yeah we can keep him

Doppio < jsghjkghjkghsgkjhgk

[Doppio] changed [Squalo]’s name to [baby shark du du du du du du]

[Doppio] changed [Secco]’s name to [secco mode]

Doppio < uwu i crave death!

secco mode > ugh same

Doppio < by the way, what did you mean by keep? :^)

Tiziano > sUrprise adoption!

Tiziano > shit.

Doppio < so. so i get to live with a toe licker and The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3D?

Tiziano > i don't.. i…. you know What? yes.

[Tiziano] changed their name to [toe licker]

secco mode > omg cioccolata

Cioccolata  > Yes?

secco mode > its canon

secco mode > tiziano sucks toes

Carne > Amazin.g

Doppio < wait really??

baby shark du du du du du du > Yeah he does ;)

Doppio < nononono, living with you guys is ok????

toe licker > oh. yeah, as long as You Want to.

Doppio < yes

Doppio < wait no....

baby shark du du du du du du > ?

Doppio < sorry, i have to ask boss first. :^(

[Doppio] went offline

Cioccolata > Anyways, let's talk about the consistency of orange juice.

baby shark du du du du du du > Shut up u Moldy Bitch

secco mode > jokes on you he probably likes that name

[Cioccolata] changed their name to [moldy bitch]

moldy bitch > I do.

baby shark du du du du du du > God dammit

toe licker > it’s okay Babe, you’ll get Him next time.

[Doppio] is online

Doppio < he said no because i might lose too much sleep! i dont know what that means though..

baby shark du du du du du du > I- 

toe licker > um, We'll tell you when you're older, okay?

Doppio < i'm... i'm 33?????

secco mode >

 

Doppio < what?

 

Doppio < you guys didn't know this??

 

Cioccolata > You look like a child.

baby shark du du du du du du > YOU ARENT TWELVE?!

Doppio < no? 

Doppio < oh yeah, and he also accidentally said i love you at the end really softly so i said “love you too boss” and hung up.... my life is in shambles.

baby shark du du du du du du > Wh

toe licker > yeah but does He actually Love you?

Doppio < i don't know?!?! i think he said it accidentally!!

secco mode > do

secco mode > do you love him

secco mode > do we have more gays

Doppio < i don't know? he’s cool and he's kind and i respect him alot???

moldy bitch >

toe licker > who taught You memes?

moldy bitch > Secco did.

Doppio < sigh..