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 Bone:

Why do ye always gotta be talkin’ all caps, ye pencil-handed scallywag!!

 Pencil:

APPRECIATE MY ENTHUSIASM, CAPTAIN. I EXCLUSIVELY SHOUT UNDER 3 DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES!

 Pencil:

PSYCHO MATH, GROUP CHATS, AND JOE!

 Boots:

What is Joe?

 Pencil:

JOE MAMA!

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- Dora Smarmy self-defenestrated from the chat

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 Ridley:

How do you even type that with a straight face?

 Pencil:

I’VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING STRAIGHT IN MY LIFE!!!

 Ridley:

Gay

 Bowl:

gay

 Bone:

H O M O S E X U A L

 Pencil:

UDFHSFJDHKDSHFGH

 Jumb:

HOWDY, I’M JUMB JUMBLOME WROEN OF THE JUMSDALE JUMBLEDOME

 Pencil:

WHO GLUED A COWBY HAT ON MY BOYFRIEND

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+ Lens McCracken has a mystery to solve. Also that dude from Wordshake heard a typo and he's the most word-oriented character Corvivd feels like adding to the fic right now.

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 Ridley:

Cowby

 Pencil:

HEY DUDE, I TEACH MATH! NOT ENGLISH!!

Lenmds:

I'm Lens McCracken, ace photo snoop--

Baguette:

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX UP COW, BOA, AND E??

 Baguette:

COWBOY!!! C̸̦̭͒̓́O̵̟̔̃͝W̵̛͈̰B̷̗̤̎Ö̸̺̈́͑Y̵̳͇͗͊́!̴̭̫̊̏!̴͚̯̏!̸̟̅̓

 Pencil:

YOU'RE RUBBING IT IN!!!

 Ridley:

That's what she said.

 Pencil:

HEY RIDDLE!! HOW MANY EYELIDS DOES A SNAKE HAVE??

 Pencil:

ZERO!! ZERO!!!

 Ridley:

But I have eyelids. And you barely have any discernible facial features.

 Bowl:

Speakin' for my old friend from Poop or Scoop (golly, I love that show) snakes do *not* have eyelids!

 Bone:

Yarr, ye be cursed as everything ye say!

 Ridley:

That is in fact the point of the cursed things I say, as I am in fact cursed.

 Ridley:

In the memey way not the magical way.

 Bowl:

If you're not a snake, then are you a π-thon?

 Pencil:

HECK YEAH MATH JOKES!

 Ridley:

Get that math away from me, I'm chilling with my new english friend.

 Baguette:

SORRY TO BURST ZE BUBBLE YOU HAVE THERE, IT MAY BE HARD TO TELL IN TEXT BUT I AM FRENCH!!

 Ridley:

Oh you get what I mean.

 Baguette:

I DON'T!!!

 Ridley:

WORDPLAY.

Lenmds:

Guys...

 

◄To Be Continued||