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+ Riddle Snake added Professor Rocket, Johnny Jumble, Captain Bones, and Dora Smarmy to the chat

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Snek:

Hey guys I made a groupchat

Rock:

WOAHWOAHWOAWH HEEEYYY GUYS!!

Smurf:

I'm not sure why I was invited to a group chat, but hello everyone!

Jubub:

Hey guys! 

Sans:

YArr, why'd you have to shove me here with Mr. Math Supplies, a cardboard box, and a microphone with unpleasant fashion choices, you no-legged hat-wearing reptile!

Jubub:

Unpleasant?

Rock:

YOU'RE ONE TO TALK WHEN YOU WEAR NOTHING BUT A HEAD BANDANNA AND AN EYEPATCH!!

Snek:

Does that mean he's naked?

Sans:

Don't curse us all with your cursed talk!

Snek:

...Hol up

Snek:

Alright you all know what to do when I do this

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Snek added Eddie Bull to the chat

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Rock:

EDDIE BULL HE'S EDIBLE

Smurf:

HE REALLY IS INCREDIBLE

Jubub:

HE'S SIMPLY THE BEST OF THE BUNCH

Rock:

THERE'S SIMPLY NO DISGUISING

Snek:

THAT HE'S SO APPETIZING

Jubub:

AND WE WANT

Smurf:

HIM

Rock:

FOR

Sans:

Vore

Smurf:

OUR LUNCH

Snek:

B O N E S  WTF

Eded:

Uh thanks guys! Howdy!

Eded:

What'svorethough

Jubub:

Don't google it

Smurf:

Google it!

Rock:

DO  NOT  GOOGLE IT!!!

Eded:

OUHGH

Smurf:

He googled it!

Eded:

BONES JUST GAVE ME PTSD