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[12:38 pm, sunday]

 

 

boom boom son: what up im katsuki im 15 and i never learned how to show genuine human emotion to people i love and care about (: 

 

icy hot daughter: wow...thats a mood right there

 

boom boom son: youre the realist bitch here reiko 

 

icy hot daughter: oh i know

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[4:29 pm, sunday]

 

brain freeze child: you ever just look at reiko and go "wow what a perfect woman 10/10 would protect forever" bc same

 

fropper daughter: same

 

cat dad: same

 

boom boom son: same

 

bird dad: s a m e 

 

icy hot daughter: y'all i-

 

brain freeze child: oh nvm she said y'all 

 

icy hot daughter: FDSGSHIFHAD FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU 

 

cat dad: dont say y'all youll summon him

 

fropper daughter: w..who

 

cat dad: snipe

 

bird dad: good 

 

fropper daughter: i like snipe

 

cat dad: tsu  n o 

 

boom boom son: he elbowed toru in her boob once on accident and started panicking and went on about how he respects women 

 

icy hot daughter: now thats my kinda man right there

 

cat dad: reiko n o

 

fropper daughter: snipe kinda has big dick energy 

 

boom boom son: ill pay you like 1200 yen to never talk again 

 

icy hot daughter: no no...let her speak 

 

cat dad: kill me now

 

icy hot daughter: just bc YOU dont respect god doesnt mean we dont old man 

 

bird dad: did you just refer to snipe as god? when we all know 13 is RIGHT there

 

icy hot daughter: oh shit my b u right 

 

icy hot daughter: i only hope 13 can forgive me ): 

 

brain freeze child: i hate this fucking family 

 

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[8:45 pm, sunday]

 

boom boom son: so my dumbass bitchass friends are in my dorm right 

 

cat dad: its almost curfew why aren't they in their own rooms 

 

boom boom son: bc we're having a sleep over bitch

 

boom boom son: plus mina had a bad day and she wanted to cuddle so as her best friend i WILL hold her and tell her in my own way how much i love her and how important she is to me bitch boy 

 

cat dad: damn okay but youre the only bitch boy here you little bitch boy

 

boom boom son: dont insult me when im holding mina i cant think of insults back right now 

 

brain freeze child: if you werent in love with denki id say you're in love with mina

 

boom boom son: bold of you to assume im not in love with and dating all my friends purple bitch 

 

icy hot daughter: is that what we're doing now? adding "bitch" to everything

 

boom boom son: actually yes, you perfect bitch 

 

fropper daughter: katsuki to us: y'all are bitches 

katsuki to reiko: you're a bitch but a PERFECT bitch who i would kill for 

 

boom boom bitch: im valid but go off sis 

 

fropper daughter: you are the MOST valid, anyone who says otherwise can fight me

 

cat dad: you're all valid but if you aren't sleeping or Trying to sleep by the time i get back from patrol im taking your kneecaps 

 

brain freeze child: dad i-

 

cat dad:  did i fucking stutter, bitch kid

 

fropper daughter: use a crowbar. joker vs jason todd style but with the removal of kneecaps instead of life!

 

icy hot daughter: wow!! thanks, i hate it!

 

bird dad: traumatizing! 

 

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[6:15 am, monday]

 

icy hot daughter: you ever just wanna yeet yourself off a cliff into the scary ass ocean bc same i dont wanna deal with ectoplasm and his dumb ass MONDAY MORNING TESTS IM TIRED OF HIS G O O F Y ASS

 

icy hot daughter: oh that was for izucrew chat my b 

 

boom boom son: camie ruins you more and more everyday we know her

 

icy hot daughter: camie called you a little bitch last week but you were holding sero and couldn't think of anything mean so you just said she has big tits 

 

bird dad: JAKDHSDAHKF YOU W H A T 

 

boom boom bitch: fuCK YOU I WAS HIGH AND HANTA WAS ON MY LAP OKAY I CANT ALWAYS BE THE MEAN ONE HERE REIKO 

 

icy hot daughter: WELL IM NOT TAKING OVER THAT ROLE FOR YOU SO YEA YOU DO

 

boom boom son: FUCK YOU

 

icy hot daughter: WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK CAMIE

 

boom boom son: B I T C H 

 

cat dad: adopt three and a half of your students they said. itll be fun they said! 

 

cat dad: i live in a constant state of hell 

 

brain freeze child:  uh so we're just gonna ignore that kat said he was high

 

cat dad: its 6am so yes

 

boom boom son: thank fuck

 

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[7:15 am, monday]

 

boom boom son: so im on my way to class right

 

boom boom son: and this like..very Small and tbh super adorable first year comes up to me

 

bird dad: did you kill them? we have the money to get you out of jail but i don't have the mental stability to deal with that

 

boom boom son: wow fuck you too pops

 

boom boom son: anyway he starts like talking to me about how our quirks are similar and that i remind him of his big brother who like got killed in a villain attack and then he called me senpai we talked for like 45 minutes so uh long story short i have a son now his name is itsu and id kill for him thanks for coming to my ted talk 

 

icy hot daughter: so a...a small underclassman just comes up to, calls you senpai, compares you to his dead brother and you just go "my son now" when youre only a year older than him 

 

boom boom son: yes

 

icy hot daughter: i..

 

boom boom son: he had freckles and curly purple hair and a tiny ass voice and a quirk like mine did you think i WOULDNT adopt him

 

brain freeze child: damn. whos gonna tell mina, denki, kiri and sero theyre parents now

 

boom boom son: i hope you choke 

 

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[11:58 am, monday]

 

boom boom son: midoryia izuku might be a bitch but hes MY bitch ya know

 

icy hot daughter: GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME 

 

boom boom son: just be like "u cute" without bursting into flames and he'll be like "o bet?" and all you gotta do is be like "fuck yea BET lets go on a date" 

 

bird dad: other than the fact that that sentence physically hurt me to read..thats not how dating works katsuki

 

boom boom son: uhm you say that but thats how i started dating the whole bakusquad sooooo

 

bird dad: yea but midroyia actually has braincells kat

 

cat dad: HEY UH QUICK QUESTION WHY THE F U C K DID KATSUKI JUST SHOW UP, GRAB ACHAGI ITSU AND WALK TO LUNCH WITH HIM ALL WHILE ITSU CALLS HIM SENPAI AND G I G G L E S?????????

 

boom boom son: oh you didnt read the chat earlier. i adopted him 

 

cat dad: NO GOD PLEASE NO YOUR QUIRKS ARE TOO ALIKE KATSUKI DONT DO THIS TO ME

 

boom boom son: sucks to suck dad

 

cat dad: i hope you rot in hell for your sins 

 

boom boom son: see you there bitch boy (:

 

cat dad: i will not go gray at 32 because of the likes of you

 

boom boom son:  (:

 

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[10:54 am, tuesday]

 

brain freeze child: I JUST SAW KATSUKI BE AFFECTIONATE IN PUBLIC AND IT WASNT WITH US OR HIS PARTNERS IM SCARED MOM COME PICK ME UP

 

cat dad: katsuki you gave your sibling anxiety stop being a good person in public its freaking people out 

 

boom boom son: no fuck you let me be a father in peace

 

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[3:45 am, wednesday]

 

icy hot daughter: aoyama, to the izucrew chat 5 seconds ago: the world is burning 

iida, almost Immediately: lets masturbate 

 

cat dad: i hate what tensei and this class has down to my little brother 

 

bird dad: babe i love you but you and i both know tenya was like this BEFORE ua 

 

cat dad: tenya would never had said "lets masturbate" even for the sake of a meme

 

bird dad: dang guess you know a different iida tenya then bc i once asked tensei "hey what comes after 69?" and he went to say 70

 

bird dad: but the ever so pure tenya, at 11 years old, looked me dead in the eyes and said "mouth wash" before giggling so hard he accidentally activated his quirk

 

cat dad: i...im going to sleep as soon as i get back on campus. no one talk to me im in mourning thanks 

 

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[6:35 am, wednesday]

 

boom boom son: youre so fucking dramatic you damn old man

 

cat dad: im 32 but go off 

 

boom boom son: yea so? thats old bitch

 

bird dad: HEY NOW-

 

boom boom son: you dont count pops youre immortal 

 

bird dad: aw kat!

 

boom boom son: ew emotions 

 

icy hot daughters: katsuki, now: ew emotions

katsuki, 5 minutes ago: *offers itsu extra training bc he wants him to be the best hero he can be even tho he met him like fucking 2 days ago*

 

cat dad: can you not offer rocket kid extra training your quirks should never be near each other jesus christ

 

boom boom son: youre just scared of the power we hold

 

cat dad: thats exactly what im afraid of yes

 

bird dad: ITSU HAS EXPLOSINS IN HIS FEET BITCH IM SCARED TOO KIDS AN ACTUAL ROCKET 

 

cat dad: FUCKING THANK YOU ITS NOT EVEN TRIGGERED BY SWEAT LIKE YOURS HE CAN JUST D O THAT AT WILL

 

boom boom son: yell heah he can (: 

 

cat dad: i regret being born 

 

icy hot daughter: thats a mood dad 

 

cat dad: no you are not allowed to relate to that i forbid it 

 

icy hot daughter:  sure

 

cat dad: ): 

 

icy hot daughter: ugh fine ): 

 

boom boom son: weak 

 

icy hot daughter: shut the fuck your up bitch boy 

 

boom boom son: nani the fuck 

 

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[10:49 pm, wednesday]

 

boom boom son: what do you do when a pro hero calms you down from a panic attack, holds you and then says you can call them their given name im Panicking 

 

cat dad: uhhhh context???????

 

bird dad: aren't you with jeanist right now? 

 

boom boom son: LMAO YEAH

 

cat dad: and you had a panic attack???

 

boom boom son: NOT IMPORTANT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A PRO HERO WHO IS LIKE SOME ODD FATHER FIGURE/UNCLE FIGURE IS LIKE "lmao just call me by my real name" AND THEN WHEN YOU SAY HIS LAST NAME HE SAYS HE MEANT HIS FIRST NAME

 

bird dad: i mean you seem calm now but we're coming back to the panic attack afterwords. also, idk hunny just be like "lmao bet sup tsunagu" 

 

boom boom son: i cant just look a father figure in his eyes and call him his given name 

 

bird dad: you called me my given name like last night 

 

boom boom son: its different for you. you like care about me enough to take me out of a yikesy house andk be like"my kid now". and you help me through shit and sign with me and help me with my T shots bc im a fucking pussy and you Care and i know for sure you do but its just different with trusting other Adults ya know

 

bird dad: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

bird dad: okay ignoring the tears streaming down my fucking face at an alarming rate

 

boom boom son: omg pops-

 

bIrd dad: i just love you alot and im very emotional 

 

bird dad: but anyway!! coming back to my emotional breakdown later! you know you can always trust tsunagu right bud

 

boom boom son: i know that and i do. its just not at the exact same level as it is with you so i was shook when he said that bc tbh i joke about him being a parental figure but i didnt know he actually cared about me like that

 

bird dad: ofc he does bud!! he cares about you alot, hes always worried and he even made me give him sign lessons to talk to you on your non-verbals days. he cares just as much as the rest of us do

 

boom boom son: ugh that fucker why are you so pro emotions

 

cat dad: someones gotta teach you emotions and i cant really do that well so therefore 

 

bird dad: you do great sho ):

 

boom boom son: stop acting like youre emotionless when you cried after you saw eri smile today

 

cat dad: this isnt about me stop calling me out and let us support you 

 

bird dad: we love you so much kat ): 

 

boom boom son: stop attacking me with emotions 

 

bird dad: ):

 

cat dad: ):

 

brain freeze child: ): 

 

icy hot daughter: ): 

 

fropper daughter: ): 

 

boom boom son: HHHHH FUCK FINE

 

boom boom son: i love you too

 

bird dad: (:

 

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[3:23 am, thursday]

 

brain freeze child: ever think about how one day there's gonna be a whole generation that has no idea who all might is

 

boom boom son: why would you say that oh my god

 

cat dad: ..go the fuck to sleep