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[The Clackers added Beefy Boy, Dolphin Needs, and 5 others]

Beefy Boy: Joseph why are you starting a new group chat?

The Clackers: old one got overrun by clowns

[wHo AM i added 0 Will To Live]

wHo AM i: forgot a Jojo

The Clackers: says you

0 Will To Live: homie i know im forgettable but come on >:(

Beefy Boy: Hello Josefumi :)

Butterfly Bitch: slam me the FUCK uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa

I’m Dummy Thicc..?: what kinda hell is this

I’ll Heal a Bitch: What kinda username is THAT!!!

I’m Dummy Thicc..?: I have a nice ass leave me alone pomp

0 Will To Live: u kno I have a pomp 2

[I’m Dummy Thicc..? Kicked 0 Will To Live]

[Beefy Boy added 0 Will To Live]

The Clackers: why do you keep adding Josefumi he isn’t even a Joestar

0 Will To Live: I’m dating in the fam homie plus im technically a jojo

Dolphin needs: Your excuses don’t add up Fumi

0 Will To Live: I’m not technically related to your family Jotaro, but I’m dating Yoshikage

A Golden Experience: Mind explain then Josefumi if that’s you REAL NAME.

0 Will To Live: Yes my real is Josefumi, this how my last name is spelled Cujoh and the star is a tattoo that i got becAUSE I WANTED TO MATCH MY BOYFRIEND YOU CLOWNS

The Clackers: Okay then…..

0 Will To Live: im gonna marry a man with a family full of clowns :/ that’s just sad

[Butterfly Bitch renamed Jojo's only to Clown College]

Butterfly Bitch: I fixed it

[I’ll Heal a Bitch renamed clown college to Clown Motel]

I’ll Heal a Bitch: Come book a room, I know you want to

Beefy Boy: We are all clowns no exceptions!

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Ocean Man: Where the hell did Fumi go, it isn't like him to stop talking

[0 Will To Live came online]

0 Will To Live: holy shit the Joestars are fucking weird, I got called a clown.

Sax Reserved: Well I'm not gonna disagree tho

0 Will To Live: says you Damo, your the only bafoon i see

Top DILF: your both bafoons now be quite or I'll mute both of you

0 Will To Live: :^( pls Norisuke just mute Damo, I just got back from chat hell

[0 Will To Live went offline]

Ocean Man: And there he goes, do think the chat is that bad?

Hurricane Warning: nah probably not, he's probably over exaggerating.

wHo AM i: Sadly he isn't, everyone is busting his ass because for some unknown reason everyone thinks that he's related to the Joestar blood

Fruit Roll-Up: Is he not related to them, god I always thought he was

I'm a Rock:^ same here honestly, he has a very similar name to some else doesn't he gappy

wHo AM i: yeah but they're spelled different :^/

Beetle: what's going on here

Sax Reserved: Josefumi's in chat hell at least in his terms of hell which is weird wouldn't this chat get hell too

Beetle: Gappy copy and paste something from the chat

wHo AM i: Butterfly Bitch: slam me the FUCK uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa

Beetle: That's fucking cursed holy shit

Fruit Roll-Up: IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

I'm a Rock: Fuck a hater , hit a snitch , your my girl 👭 , my 5 star bitch , i love you more than any dick 💕💯, && if i dont get this back 🕙 , you aint worth shit !! Send this to 8 girls you care about .. 💯 I love you , I love you forever !! 💯 Whoever stops this will suffer for 83 days !! 💯💯💯 Ready, set, GO !!!! in

Ocean Man: ✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹

OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U FUKIN RETARD 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U FAGOT 👨❤️💋👨👨❤️💋👨👐WE 👨👨👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM SHITS😵😵

Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 coming 💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 tonight on this 🎄Christmas 🎄night ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩❤️💋👩

Beetle: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE, ALSO THAT LAST ONE OS OUT OF DATE YOSHIKAGE!

Sax Reserved: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

wHo AM i: ✋👀 hEY✋fagGotツhowsツitツgOinGm9?ツツツgUd👍👉👌👀 ✔geT💃trOlled💃💃loL💃what.a.gEYxD😂😂😂 💯%trole✔✔💃ツKeK 😂 ♏3♏35Xd♋I̵̘̦͈̬̭͈̪͈̬̠̹̬̦̭͎̭͆ͩ͌̉̉̓̋ͥ̿̍ͤ͗́̔͒̚̚̚͠͠'̷̛̰͎̜̠̯͔̩̭̭̠̯̱͚̭̫̥̠͔̆̀̉̌̀̏m̐̓ͭͤͨ͋͗͒̔ͬͧ҉̲̮̖͙̳̖̖̳̬̟̥̦̺̺͟ͅ ̿̈́ͣ̏̈́̂̎̓̆̈́ͩ͠ 😂 ̡̨͚̟̭̹̲̯̪̞̫̮͎̙j̛̹̳͇̮͉͓̫̪̰̩̭̩͖̥̰̪͎̍̐̿̍́̐ͣ̃̿̽̒̍̆̂ͩͩ̚̕͠͞u̸͐̅ͯ̑̓̅̽ͥͣ̽͏̮̠͔͈s̱̙̼͈͚̗̫̫̠̜̣̼̥̱͍̃̏ͫ̌ͧ̃ͨͪ̏ͦ̑ͦ̚̕͢͡͞͡t̼̤̰̹͓ͤ̽ͭ̌͊ͣ͛͘͠ 😂 ͚̞̠͎̰͙̹ ̵̫̪̫̪̹͍͚̬̘͕͙̰̬͔͑͐͗́̉͂̎̃ͪͯ̅̋ͯ̏̾̈a̢̼͍̲̼̭̤͈̯͔̪̍̂̓͛̍̇ͩ͑ͫ̃̌̋̊ͬ̓̇͒̚̚͝͡ͅ ̡͔͖͂ͭ̓̾̾ͥ̂ͧ͢͡ 😂 ͉̩̩͉̠͖͇͉̺̬͚̥͎͎̗ţ̶̴̡̡͕͈͍͚̩̞̤̥̱̯̤͈͙͚̭͉͓͂̒ͭ̀̓͒̒͑ͅr̪͎̹̹͚̝̥͚̙͕͗͂̑̒̎͐̽͂̽̔͋͆͒͋̂̒ͣ͛o̢̠͍͚̼͙̬̙̹̥̭̼͚̖̘̭̲̫͛͂ͬ̎ͫ͒̾ͣ͒̽̍̑l̴̙̺̼̪̪̼̮͖̪̣̞̮͕͉̥̙͌ͮ̆̽̌́̆̈͞͞lͤ̔̇̾̓ͧ͆̑͒͒

0 Will To Live: I LEAVE FOR A MINUTE HOLY SHIT

[Top DILF muted @everyone]

Top DILF: 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit

Top DILF: Now go to sleep assholes

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Bubonic Plague: @everyone WHO MOVED MY SHIT I JUST GOT HOME TO ROOM LOOKING LIKE SOMETHING EXPLODED

Beetle: Joshu your room is ALWAYS a mess

Bubonic Plague: Jobin did you fuck up my room

Beetle: No stupid why would I do that

Bubonic Plague: @everyone you're all on thin FUCKING ICE

I'm Baby: Joshu why does it even matter :( I'm trying to do something here and my phone going off isn't helping

Heart Walker: Yeah I'm kinda busy right now complain later, when I'm not in a shot

Top DILF: really couldn't wait until everyone got home to shout at us

Bubonic Plague: no I can't get to my desk so I can work and shit, somebody threw my shit everywhere.

Home Invader: Sorry man that was me, I couldn't find my hat. And the last place I saw it was your room

Bubonic Plague: okay thank for tell me :^) but next time clean up after yourself

Beetle: What the fucking is going on between you two, here is Joshu about to throw hands with one of us. But here he is being a huge ass softie because Josuke did it.

Heart Walker: Something isn't adding up

Ms. Cherry: did I miss something important?

I'm Baby: not yet Mitsuba

Home Invader: @everyone ME AND JOSHU ARE DATING YOU JUST NEVER NOTICED BECAUSE YOU'RE DENSER THAN BREAD

Bubonic Plague: Josuke gotta drop the bomb like that come on

TOP DILF: I feared Josuke dating Daiya but to date my son. I may cry because this outweighed my fear

I'm Baby: ;^; but why him

Beetle: Josuke I may hate you, but like get better taste

Heart Walker: I'm glad you 2 are happy ^v^

Ms. Cherry: Aww

Beetle: Hol up had a stupid thought, @Bubonic Plague WHAT DOES JOSUKE'S HAIR LOOK LIKE

Bubonic Plague: it's curly and naturally falls into a pompadour-ish style

Heart Walker: He's out here doing God's fucking work

Home Invader: ya know you have just asked me to take off my hat

I'm Baby: but where's the fun in that :/ tho

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Plankenstein: So we back in the mine

Cringey Nae Nae Baby: Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY: what are you two doing

Plankenstein: :(

Cringey Nae Nae Baby: So we back in the mine

Stoner Butch: what in God's name does this mean

Plankenstein: >:( stop interrupting us

[Butterfly Bitch came online]

Butterfly Bitch: o we playing a fun game now

Butterfly Bitch: So we back in the mine

Plankenstein: Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

Cringey Nae Nae Baby: Side-side to side

Reporting on The Weather: This task, a grueling one

Stoner Butch: what the fuck are typing in chat I wanna join in

Cringey Nae Nae Baby: https://youtu.be/cPJUBQd-PNM

WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY: I'm still really confused

Stoner Butch: So we back in the mine

Butterfly Bitch: Got our pickaxes swinging from side to side

Plankenstein: side-side to side

Cringey Nae Nae Baby: This task a grueling one

Reporting on The Weather: Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night

Stoner Butch: Diamonds tonight

[WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY went offline]

Reporting on The Weather: Heads up

Cringey Nae Nae Baby: You hear a sound, turn around and look up

Plankenstein: Total shock fills your body

Butterfly Bitch: hey guys I feel bad about Anasui being lost

Stone Butch: Jolyne we were so close on finishing the chorus come on why'd you have to break that

Plankenstein: 😭😭😭

Butterfly Bitch: I'm sorry FF maybe next time we fill Anasui on what's going on next time.

Reporting on The Weather: Hey man let him be ignorant about are chat memes it's his fault he didn't click the link Emporio sent

Cringey Nae Nae Baby: Yeah his lose

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Ghostly Thot: https://youtu.be/2aNcEQsyb2I

I'll Heal A Bitch: Reimi what the fuck is that

ERROR 404: Its a person walking duh, what else would it be

Dirty Incel: •pout

Dirty Incel: •little girl voice

Dirty Incel: • suck his fingers

Dirty Incel: and this is how I got a bigger loan from the bank

Million Dollar Ass: 

I'll Heal A Bitch: Oku not you too

Art Hoe: 

I'll Heal A Bitch: did I miss a memo

Ghostly Thot: https://youtu.be/KsBjVvxBj84

Too Small To Function: YO IT'S ASSCHEEK SONIC

Go Fast Eat Ass: 

Hair Sadist: 

Dirty Incel: seriously? After 20 minutes of getting to choke this gorgeous girl with his cock, two little poots of cum is all he could manage? Pathetic. I registered an account just so I could leave this comment in hopes he sees it one day. Fronting like you're some alpha male, while poor Elizabeth acts her heart out, and what do give her? Two tiddywinks of cum? I've never felt so personally offended by porn before. You're a real asshole pal.

Ghostly Thot: https://youtu.be/tR_VWPI91yQ

Too Small To Function: 

ERROR 404: https://youtu.be/azGAIAcfEmo

[I'll Heal A Bitch went offline]

 

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[Go Fast Eat Ass added Band Geek but Metal]

Ghostly Thot: knew I forgot someone

To Small To Function: oops

Band Geek but Metal: forgot someone so important as me that's just sad

I'll Heal A Bitch: In favor of kicking Akira say I

Million Dollar Ass: I

To Small To Function: I

Art Hoe: No I like him, ;^)

ERROR 404: Rohan stop being horny on main

Ghostly Thot: https://youtu.be/IlouAA8mRZo

Ghostly Thot: That's Rohan and there's no changing my mind

Art Hoe: Hey I have friends >:/

I'll Heal A Bitch: Name one

Art Hoe: Koichi >:/

To Small To Function: must be one sided then

[Art Hoe changes their name to Lonely Artist]

Ghostly Thot: DO I LOOK LIKE A ROACH TO YOU

I'll Heal A Bitch: hehehhe Rohan's lonely

Hair Sadist: YO I HAVE A STRIPPER PALACE

Band Geek but Metal: Yo willing to share

Hair Sadist: Nah

Ghostly Thot: 

Lonely Artist: 

Ghostly Thot: 

ERROR 404: 

Dirty Incel: This can't be real this can't be happening I'm literally crying

Million Dollar Ass: What else are you gonna do. Gonna cry more, piss your pants, maybe maybe shit and cum.

Dirty Incel: 

ERROR 404: 

Band Geek but Metal: 

Ghostly Thot: Akira stop steal cursed images

ERROR 404: Reimi you use google image now shut the fuck up

[Ghostly Thot went offline]

[Lonely Artist went offline]

Go Fast Eat Ass: yo idea cursed pornhub comments

Dirty Incel: I'm in but maybe cursed comments are to easy

Dirty Incel: let's try cursed fetish tags instead

[Million Dollar Ass went offline]

[I'll Heal A Bitch went offline]

[To Small To Function went offline]

[Hair Sadists went offline]

ERROR 404: The most cursed tag is DDLG and there is no changing my mind

Go Fast Eat Ass: Yeah agree

Band Geek but Metal: I don't know I think anything LBGT is terribly cursed. Just forced and really doesn't accurately show the best tips, but that's my take

Go Fast Eat Ass: did you just come out if so good for you and yeah on that. Who's gonna teach the gay/lesbian kids safe sex. Not public schools

Band Geek but Metal: hmmmmm (I'm bi but go off)

Dirty Incel: hmm nice hot take, I was gonna say any inc€st (I don't watch them) but the scripts are always terrible. Like who walks up to their sibling and calls them "sis" or "bro" literally not one person.

ERROR 404: another hot take. And people say your shitty people (which I don't believe you guys are pretty epic)

Dirty Incel: Miki who's telling you we're shitty people?

ERROR 404: Everyone else in chat :/

Band Geek but Metal: oof

Go Fast Eat Ass: OOF

Dirty Incel: bruh sound #4

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Reporting On The Weather: @everyone wat if i typed like this

Butterfly Bitch: insta death

WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY: bith I'm gonna be six feet under

Reporting On The Weather: wats wrong with it :^(

Frankenstein: Wes when I see typing like that I think scene kid from 2008

Stoner Bitch: 

Stoner Bitch: this is what the typing style reminds me of

Cringey Nae Nae Baby: wow how did you get a picture of Wes?

Reporting On The Weather: :^( ths is harassment 

Plankenstein: then stop typing like that

Reporting On The Weather: nah im gonna keep goin thn ;^/

WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY: why must you do this to us 

Cringey Nae Nae Baby: please Wes you might start something you regret

Reporting On The Weather: and wht wld tht b hmm

Butterfly Bitch: hewwo new phone who dis UwU

Butterfly Bitch: mists Wes pwese stop typing like a scene giwrl OmO

Reporting On The Weather: ths only maks me strnger cowrds :^>

Cringey Nae Nae Baby:

Reporting On The Weather: good cry you bbys

Butterfly Bitch: pwease mists weatha wepowt, I have a wife and kiwds at home umu

Stoner Bitch: pwease mista weatha we might just pewish 

Reporting On The Weather: THN PERISH COWRDS >:^D

WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY: this is getting us no where

WHERE THE FUCK IS MICKEY: Wes if Jolyne asked Jotaro out for you would you stop

Reporting On The Weather: maybe ♡°♡

Butterfly Bitch: SORRY THATS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING

Reporting On The Weather: im gonna keep tlking like ths :^/

Butterfly Bitch: FINE THEN JEEZ IF IT GETS YOU YO STOP

Reporting On The Weather: 

Reporting On The Weather: yeah

 

 

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[The Clackers added Bubble Blowing BB, ✿QwQ, Worst Mom, and 6 others]

Bubble Blowing BB: Jojo what the hell

The Clackers: Uh, everyone in my family has group chats with their friends and I wanted one too :(

Worst Mom: That's kinda dumb Joseph

The Clackers: Shh mom friend or I'll kick you

✿QwQ: quite Jojo the grown-ups are talking

The Clackers: Ok :(

The Clackers: WHAT I AM AN ADULT

Bubble Blowing BB: Oh he's self-aware too now

The Clackers: 

German Scientist: 

Cries: Oh shut it Jojo none of us care about your problems

CD: Well, I'm gonna have to disagree hmm

Wham: Esidisi no one asked

CD: Oi, I'm just saying I CARE about his problems

CD:  

katana: 

Governor: 

Worst Mom: Hmm I leave for a minute and there's cursed shit everywhere, COME ON I DIDN'T WANT MY NAME TO BE LITERAL

Worst Mom:

The Clackers: This chat was a mistake :(

Bubble Blowing BB: You fucking think

Bubble Blowing BB: 

✿QwQ: 

The Clackers: Thank you for the contribute Suzie Q

✿QwQ: Your very welcome Jojo ^v^

 

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[Cherrysexual add The Clackers]

Dolphin Needs: Why you did you add Joseph

Cherrysexual: Everyone's included Jotaro

[The Clackers changed there name to Old MF]

Old MF: this name fits better now

Red Hot Mom Friend: Finally someone decides to add Joseph

Décapant: I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing though

Old MF: Hopefully good

Cherrysexual: Not to change the subject but.

Cherrysexual: Jotaro, answer me this who was that dude with the white hair I saw you with 😤

Dolphin Needs: His name is Wes, he's one of Jolyne's friends

Cherrysexual: They why were you on DATE WITH HIM

Dolphin Needs: It twas a promise made by Jolyne so he would stop scene girl talking

Old MF: ws it smthg lke ths

Dolphin Needs: yeah something like that

Dolphin Needs: but I won't lie he's kinda hot

Cherrysexual: does are relationship not matter to you

Dolphin Needs: one word polygamy

Dolphin Needs: look at Joseph a boyfriend and a wife

Dolphin Needs: but if you don't want to we don't have too

Cherrysexual: hmmm, maybe let me meet him first

Dolphin Nerds: great :)

Décapant: this can't be this can't happening, I'm so proud you Joot

Red Hot Mom Friend: I couldn't agree more

Old MF: hmmmm I'm seriously confused here 

Old MF: 

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[Dolphin Needs add Cherrysexual, Art Hoe and 1 other]

Dolphin Needs: I want to date all of you

[Dolphin Needs sent offline]

Art Hoe: •////• that's nice to know I guess

Cheerysexual: He's already got one I guess

Reporting On The Weather: Oh fuck I didn't know Jotaro was dating someone I'm sorry :^(

Cherrysexual: Well that's the thing, he wants all of use to be together like a 4 person relationship

Reporting On The Weather: do those every work out anyway

Art Hoe: sometimes they can just depends on the people

Cherrysexual: well I'm not against it honestly just surprised, one minutes your dating and the next be comes out as poly hmmm

Art Hoe: is it that a bad thing

Reporting On The Weather: I'm sorry if I messed something up for you two :^(

Art Hoe: same here I don't want to be a home wrecker or something like that

Reporting On The Weather: neither do I

Cherrysexual: listen, I'm really just confused okay. He's like the first person I've ever been with and he makes me happy. I'd rather him or should I say we date other people together

Art Hoe: hey Kakyoin it's okay to he confused you know

[Dolphin Needs came online]

Dolphin Needs: Kak you could have said no, and I would have stopped

Cherrysexual: but I want you to be happy

Dolphins Needs: I am happy Kak

Art Hoe: Should we leave then

Cherrysexual: no, no I still want to try the whole poly thing

Dolphin Needs: Really :^O

Cherrysexual: ye I willing to try

Dolphin Needs: :,^) thanks Kak

Art Hoe: hmmmm I mean I could try, but I feel like this is gonna be harder then we think

Reporting On The Weather: Jolyne makes this look easy :(

Art Hoe: So does Josuke

Dolphin Needs: My whole family makes this look easy, okay BUT IM GONNA MAKE IT LOOK THE EASIEST

Cherrysexual: sure you will

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[A Golden Experience add And I'll Do It Again, and 6 others]

Orange Juice: https://youtu.be/j0lN0w5HVT8

Orange Juice: Welcome to the cum zone

And I'll Do It Again: only cum in anime girls

Plagued Rat: Quivering Clit

Orange Juice: double jointed pussy

Zipper Mom: Why is it always you three starting dumb shit

Orange Juice: DAD, MOM SAID A BAD WORD!!!!!

Goth Dad: 

Zipper Mom: 

A Golden Experience: I didn't make this group so it could be over fun by cursed shit, I can do that my family chats pls

Spice Girl Backup: Then why make this chat

A Golden Experience: BUSINESS RELATED, I OWN THE DAMNED MAFIA

Zipper Mom: Sorry Giorno :^[

A Golden Experience: your apology is accepted Bruno :^]

Goth Dad: y shld w b sry 4 th cursed shit hmmm

A Golden Experience: Abbacchio THIS IS A BUSINESS CHAT not a cursed meme shit

And I'll Do It Again: Come on GioGio why make a business chat when this is so much better

A Golden Experience: Fine this can a cursed shit chat

Orange Juice: YEAH!!!!

Plagued Rat: Yeah I guess

Goth Dad: so we doing cursed now, I finally have a reason for this video I found

Goth Dad: https://youtu.be/X0pEBE_eYdU

Zipper Mom: Why is the baby hungry

Orange Juice: because he's a big grow boy, let him eat

Plauged Rat: https://youtu.be/Sg_lJ4k1yY0

And I'll Do It Again: HE'S ADORABLE

A Golden Experience: https://youtu.be/_8dRZ3atLW8

Orange Juice: Ah shit here comes pac-man *break dances to pac-man theme*

Zipper Mom: Just a reminder

Zipper Mom: https://youtu.be/kGOQfLFzJj8

Spice Girl Backup: thanks Bruno really needed that dad's being a huge asshole atm :,)

Zipper Mom: I can always try

Orange Juice: WANNA STAY WITH ME AND FUGO TRISH

Spice Girl Backup: Ye Nara that would be nice right now

Plagued Rat: https://youtu.be/azGAIAcfEmo

Plagues Rat: this is what's gonna happen when Trish gets here :/

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Dolphin Needs: I've come bearing good news

Dolphin Needs: I'm with more than one person

Butterfly Bitch: Welcome to the club bitch

wHo AM i: HMMMMMMMMMMM

A Golden Experience: Good job Jotaro

The Clackers: Whom be the lucky fellas

I'll Heal A Bitch: Ye am kinda curious too

Dolphin Needs: Gotta promise not to get mad at me

Butterfly Bitch: Like you're gonna care if we get mad

Dolphin Needs: I only say this cause you might burn down Florida and Josuke will break my shit and not fix it 

I'm Dummy Thicc...: Well you're gonna have to share find out if your right or not

Dolphin Needs: We already know that I'm dating Kak correct

0 Will To Live: Get on with it, some of us have classes to be at

Beefy Boy: Take your time Jotaro

Dolphin Needs: Well I got with Rohan and Wes

Butterfly Bitch: YOU ARE DATING WES, I'M GONNA BREAK THAT FUCKERS FACE

I'll Heal A Bitch: Why Rohan, out of all the people you could get, you chose Rohan

Dolphin Needs: None of you business on why I'm dating them

The Clackers: Well, I'm happy for you

Beefy Boy: I think we can all agree with that

Butterfly Needs: Nah, I'm filled with disgust and dread

Butterfly Bitch: 

I'll Heal A Bitch: I couldn't agree more

wHo AM i: IN other news about dating people, finally shared that I'm dating Joshu :0

Beefy Boy: Well, that's great, how did they take it

0 Will To Live: Hmm ye I'm curious about this

wHo AM i: they took it quite well, but they did say my taste was bad

0 Will To Live: Gappy not to agree or anything, but I'm pretty sure most people besides you think Joshu is kinda gross ya know

wHo AM i: And people think Kira's hand thing is weird

0 Will To Live: the thing is I know it's weird and will agree with that statement

A Golden Experience: You're both pretty now shut up

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[Barney added Barney Fucker]

Depressed Yeehaw: 

Barney: Calm down Johnny, we wont make fun of you for not believing in dinosaurs 

Depressed Yeehaw: Deigo you are the reason, I have to take medication

Barney Fucker: what medications are you taking dear joekid

Depressed Yeehaw: the prescribed drug, of antidepressants

Sugar Breats: do they even work

Depressed Yeehaw: hmmmmm haven't been working recently probably need to tell my therapist hmmm

DOJYAAN: here let's play therapy

Depressed Yeehaw: hmm I rather Tim be s therapist then you 

Broke Back Mountain: okay Johnny, tell me how ya feel then 

Depressed Yeehaw: I can't wear fucking heelys because I'm not far enough into my physical therapy to walk by myself, I can use crutches and that's it 

Broke Back Mountain: what is Sam's hell is a heely

Steel Balls Dropped: goddamn Johnny really the heely thing again

Broke Back Mountain: still didn't answer my question

Too Pure For This World: heelys and shoes with wheels in the heel ^v^

Broke Back Mountain: That's Lucy

Too Pure For This World: no problem

Barney: hmmm sucks to be you then loser

Depressed Yeehaw: and people wonder why I hate you 

[Buff Nun came online]

Buff Nun: missing anything important 

Barney Fucker: Johnny's talking about heelys

Buff Nun: ya know I had a pair of heelys as kid and I busted my face opened

Depressed Yeehaw: WELL GOOD FOR FUCKIN YOU

Barney: yes make fun of the cripple

Steel Balls Dropped: oh shut it Dino bitch

DOJYAAAN: Subject change, plans for this weekend

Buff Nun: fuck up lesbian fetishists

Barney: plan on seeing family 

Barney Fucker: and I plan in tagging along on that trip

Depressed Yeehaw: hmm probably stay in bed and cry the norm for me

Steel Balls Dropped: I have work sadly :^(

Too Pure For This World: hmmm probably help my dad with the horses 

Sugar Breats: helping out my parents 

Broke Back Mountain: ya know I've never noticed it but what the fuck is the chat name

Depressed Yeehaw: it's a place down in Texas

Broke Back Mountain: and what is said place 

Depressed Yeehaw: a place for innocents to die

Steel Balls Dropped: hmmm, I've actually been there to not a bad place either 

Broke Back Mountain: Sugar and Lucy 18+ gotta leave

Sugar breasts: :^(((((

Too Pure For This World: uh fine >:^/

[Sugar Breast went offline]

[Too Pure For This World went offline]

DOYJAAAN: so what is the ram ranch

Depressed Yeehaw: gay bar that's cowboy themed

Broke Back Mountain: why did ya go aren't you two like a couple or something 

Depressed Yeehaw: wasn't for us (and yes Gyro and I dating)

Steel Balls Dropped: we were taking one of Johnny's relatives

Buff Nun: and what family member wanted to go there

Depressed Yeehaw: it was Jonathan and Joseph

Depressed Yeehaw: Joseph actually went in and came out with a shit ton of phone numbers

Barney Fucker: that's because the Joestar genes are perfect and some how fucked you up

Depressed Yeehaw: jokes on you fucker, people actually found me attractive and people still do 

Barney; not to ya know defend Johnny here, but were both kinda small for a reason. Jockeys can't or well shouldn't be that big or tall even 

Depressed Yeehaw: thank you Diego (don't get used to that fucker)

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[Place In Hearts came online]

Bubonic Plague: 

0 Will To Live: 

wHo AM i: come on Fumi why gotta do that

Place In Hearts: :,( not cash money Josefumi 

0 Will To Live: I suck the life out of everything guys oops and any shit like this makes me happy :,^\

Hair Plus: Fumi sharing depressed stuff is cool and all just not from you specifically. Because sometimes were worried that's in a not joke

0 Will To Live: 

0 Will To Live: what about this

Bubonic Plague: that's acceptable 🤔

Place in Hearts: 

wHo AM i: he got one boot, he's amazing >:^O

0 Will To Live: 

Hair Plus: god that's beautiful

Place In Hearts: what is that to 😶

wHo AM i: that's what we call a long furby Yasuho

Place In Hearts: but why do that to a furby 🤨

0 Will To Live: pure entertainment 

Hair Plus: Fumi what did Kira say about the long furb

0 Will To Live: Yoshi said no ;^; said it would be to creepy :,^(

Bubonic Plague: God I love him, how do I pledge my loyalty to them

0 Will To Live: teeth or a spine

Bubonic Plague: gotta be mine

0 Will To Live: hmmm probably not

Bubonic Plague: Josuke I need your spine

wHo AM i: sorry mine kinda need it

Bubonic Plague: 😞😞😞

Bubonic Plague: 

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Orange Juice: my twitter account got suspended :^(((((

Plagued Rat: why....

Orange Juice: I showed my boobs >:^/

Goth Dad: WHAT

Orange Juice: okay that was a joke, but I was changing my year of birth to ya know he accurate, but it seems since u made the account in 2014. Twitter suspended me :^(

A Golden Experience: I might know some who could get it back

Orange Juice: Nah I already made a new one, so eh

A Golden Experience: if your sure my guy

And I'll Do It Again: Nara wht use the excuse of your chest

Orange Juice: cause one look at me and most people will call me a girl >:^(

Spice Girl Backup: Can say with confidence, that people just glance at him and say miss or ma'am

Orange Juice: AND IT FUCKIN SUCKS ASS >:^((((

Orange Juice: I hate it (dysphoria be dammed I guess)

Zipper Mom: Nara it's okay :^( try to look at the brightside

Orange Juice: what brightside :^/

Zipper Mom: Your in perfect shin and dick kicking height >:^)

Orange Juice: THABKS MOM >:^D I'm gonna smash the comic book shop dude's dick for trying to hit on me >:^)))

Zipper Mom: Good job Nara, I'm really proud of u 💙💙💙

Orange Juice: I luv you 2 mom 🧡🧡🧡

[Orange Juice went offline]

Goth Dad: Bruni what did you do

Zipper Mom: Making Nara feel better ,':;^/ why

Goth Dad: he's gonna a get himself arrested for assaulting something and I don't feel like tell my cop bubbis why a kid is calling me Dad

Zipper Mom: oh I see your worried about your "reputation" 😒 see how it is

Goth Dad: not what I meant Bruno

[Zipper Mom went offline]

Goth Dad: Gid I suck with words

[Goth Dad went offline]

A Golden Experience: hmmmmm that could have gone better

And I'll Do It Again: yeah probably

Plagued Rat: I have to make sure Nara doesn't do anything stupid

[Plaged Rat went offline]

Spice Girl Backup: Does this mean two Christmases then

[Zipper Mom came online m]

Zipper Mom: nope

[Zipper Mom went offline]

Spice Girl Backup: :^(

And I'll Do It Again: >:^(

A Golden Experience: D^:< but I want two

Spice Girk Backup: you do get 2 tho your real parents and Bruno

A Golden Experience: I mean from divorced parents, Papa keeps making up excuses for things that Padre does, it's not healthy but it keeps him from killing Padre so hmmmmm

And I'll Do It Again: so you have two dads..... now I'm hella confused :^(

Spice Girl Backup: bout what

A Golden Experience: yes I have two fathers and nara is a trans Mista

And I'll Do It Again: how did you know

A Golden Experience: I talk to Nara quite often :^/

Spice Girl Backup: oh he dis hmm

And I'll Do It Again: how did you know I was confused

A Golden Experience: you questioned my dads and you questioned Narancia's chest